03/07/2012 EastEnders


03/07/2012

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Seeing as it is your day off today,

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I am going to spoil you rotten, my little angel.

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We are going to start with a proper cooked breakfast.

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And then I might have a little surprise for you.

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I said he could stay the night. Make it easier for his new job.

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I got a job working with Michael.

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Oh. Michael.

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You don't mind, do you?

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No, course not. Nah. Great.

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Why don't you sit down and eat that properly?

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I ain't got time. I got two MOTs to do

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before the footie trials at lunch. All right? See you later.

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You enjoying that?

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-Yeah, it's great.

-Yeah, sounds like it. You're chewing really loudly.

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-I'm chewing like I always chew.

-Yeah. Loudly.

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You never complained about it before.

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It's amazing, the things you get used to.

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You're like a pneumatic drill. It's going right through me.

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Give it a rest, will you? Ain't a crime to chew, is it?

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No, but murder is.

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And carry on like that, chewy, and I won't be responsible for my actions.

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-Where you going?

-Back to bed!

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I reckon this football match could be the start of something big.

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It's only a friendly.

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I know, sweetheart.

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But if we do really well, we could join the pub league, couldn't we?

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One step at a time, eh?

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Nan, can you get this junk off the table?

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This ain't junk. It's highly valuable merchandise.

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And I reckon this could put the Vic back on track.

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It's going to take more than a football match to sort our finances.

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No thanks to Michael.

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He said he's going to pay us back.

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-When exactly?

-I don't know.

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Maybe I should go down the hospital and ask him.

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Or maybe you should concentrate on the football. What do you reckon, Jean?

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Hey, I can just see it now, though. You as the manager.

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-Me as your star striker. Back of the net!

-You haven't made the team yet.

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-Come on, sweetheart, my name's going to be top of the list, ain't it?

-Let's see how you do at the trial.

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-Trial by football.

-You saying I've got to trial with the rest of the numpties?

-Yeah, that's right.

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-But I'm sleeping with the manager.

-Exactly, Ulrika.

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Which is more the reason why you got to prove yourself.

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My Brian used to have a telescope. Not as posh as that.

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Used to gaze at the stars for hours. Said he found it very therapeutic.

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-Why don't you keep it, Jean?

-Really?

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Why not? It'll take your mind off things.

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Thank you, Mo! That is really kind of you.

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See, that's what I'm talking about. Team Moon.

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Pulling together.

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It's great Joey decided to stick around, isn't it?

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Yeah, it's great. So what made you change your mind?

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Oh, you know, thought I'd keep an eye on Alice.

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Oh. And there I was thinking it was because of me.

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So what's this surprise you've got laid on for me then, Dad?

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Well, I thought I would take this opportunity to introduce you

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to my world famous - but top-secret - recipe for spaghetti bolognese.

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THEY LAUGH

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Dad learnt to cook in prison.

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One must make good use of one's time

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when one is paying one's debt to society.

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-Oh, absolutely!

-Absolutely!

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What say when we finish up here, we get down the market,

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get the ingredients for the spag bol?

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What about you, Joe, fancy pitching in?

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No, you're all right. Somewhere I need to be.

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Oi! So, Mrs Moon,

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what exactly have you got planned for the trials, then?

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-Ooh, trying to get inside info, are we?

-Nah. Course not!

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You do know what you're doing, don't ya?

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We wouldn't even have a team if it wasn't for me, thank you very much.

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-You can be very persuasive when you want to be, can't ya?

-I'm still not telling you what I've got planned.

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But seriously though, if you need help with formations or strategies,

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-I'm your man.

-Is that right?

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Yes! What are you going to do, a classic formation, 4-4-2?

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Or you going to do the Christmas Tree formation, with a 4-3-2-1?

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Or, my personal favourite, which is the 1-5-3-2, with a sweeper?

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That's what you are, is it? The sweeper?

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Clearing up all the mess that everyone else leaves behind?

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Nah. I'm the front man, ain't I? The star striker. Match-winner.

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Glory boy.

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We'll see after the trials.

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When you've finished that, you can come and help me down the Arches.

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Maybe she needs some help. You know, counselling.

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What Shirley needs is to go back to work.

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Stop moping about and take her mind off things.

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MOBILE BEEPS

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What is it?

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It's a reminder.

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Heather's birthday tomorrow.

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-Where you going?

-Give it back to Shirl.

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Are you mad?

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Come on. Pass it.

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There you go, boys.

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Looking good, guys!

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It's like watching Bobby and Jackie Charlton.

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-What does that make me, then? Bobby Moore?

-Dudley Moore!

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THEY LAUGH

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Oh, look, Usain Bolt's about to put in an appearance!

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-All right, Billy, you all set for the trials, mate?

-Nah, I can't.

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Well, I can't risk getting injured, can I?

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I've got an Olympic flame to carry. Besides, I've got enough on my plate with all this Lola business.

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-Bill, can't just turn a blind eye, can I?

-Nah, course you can't.

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Look Max, I know what she did was wrong.

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But she's 16 and she's pregnant. The last thing she needs is you and Lucy making trouble for her.

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Yeah, well, my hands are tied, aren't they?

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-Yeah, right. See you later.

-Yeah, see you, Billy.

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Hello, Jay, you not going the football trials?

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Yeah, I'm going to get changed now. How's Lola?

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She's got the right hump.

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We've got to go court today and Ritchie's told her to plead guilty.

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-Some 16th birthday, eh?

-Is it her birthday?

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Yeah. Anyway... good luck with the trials.

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You should've seen it. Sunday lunch. Whole Branning clan round the table.

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Max and Jack trying to outdo each other.

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He had hair then, Max. But just as freckly.

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And Jack, he was going to be the next Marlon Brando.

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All mean and moody. Carol, face like thunder.

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April, with her dreams of the future.

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Suzy, with her latest boyfriend in tow. Different one every week, her.

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Roast potatoes steaming up the window. And me carving the joint.

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And the laughter ringing out. That's what I remember the most.

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The laughter.

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That sounds lovely.

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Yeah, it was.

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Look at me now -

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can't even get me son to sit down and break bread with me.

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Shouldn't be surprised, though. It's an unwritten law, innit?

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Fathers and sons, always fighting like cats and dogs.

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I was just the same with my old man when I was his age.

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MOBILE BEEPS

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It's Lauren.

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Says she needs to see me urgently.

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Well, you better get round there then, ain't ya?

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-No. It's all right. I'll stay.

-No, go on. You're all right.

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I'll finish up here. Just don't be late for lunch.

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OK. I won't.

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You're not going to do anything stupid, are ya?

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Me? Never!

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Good. Birthday card.

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Cheers.

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Listen, you're all right, ain't you, Lo?

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Course. I'm 16, ain't I?

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I can smoke, have sex - bit late for that, though.

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Get married. Probably best not to do 'em all today, though.

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Listen, I could come to the court with you if you want.

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What, and miss your footie trials?

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Yeah, I don't mind. It's not my thing anyway.

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Nah, you're all right. Pops is picking me up in a minute.

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Tell you what, you can take me for a birthday drink later if you want?

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-Celebrate my freedom.

-Yeah, all right then.

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ROWDY BANTER

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I can feel the testosterone from here.

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Yeah, I wondered what the smell was!

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Who wants to see their dad in a pair of shorts?

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I think it's sexy.

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Not Max! Tyler, I mean.

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THEY CHUCKLE

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Shame your cousin's not trying out, innit?

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-Bet he looks all right in a pair of shorts.

-Eugh, Mum!

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What? I'm only saying what you're all thinking.

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Seriously, though, what is the point in football?

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It's all primal, innit?

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If they weren't doing that, then they'd be beating their chests

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-or wrestling in a field or something.

-Come on, you two! It's exciting.

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Y'know, if Max and Tyler get picked, we get to be WAGs.

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Great!

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THEY LAUGH

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What was so urgent?

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-Not much competition in here, is it?

-I don't know about that, mate!

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-We'll give you a run for your money, don't worry.

-All right...

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Shame Ricky ain't here.

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-I heard he was a good footballer.

-Shame he left town then, innit?

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ALL: Ooh!

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-Oi oi!

-Here she is, guv'nor!

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THEY CHEER

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SHE BLOWS WHISTLE

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All right, boys, calm down. Right. The match is tomorrow,

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so I ain't got a lot of time to kick you sorry lot in to shape.

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-Hello? Some of us are already in shape.

-All right!

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So I'll be testing your stamina...

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..how fit you are...

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and your ball-control skills.

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THEY LAUGH

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-But most importantly, your ability to score.

-Go on, girl!

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-This is football you're talking about, ain't it?

-Course I am. What else?

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This is what I call man management.

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-Alfie don't know what he's let himself in for.

-Course I do,

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that's why I married the girl!

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So, just so you know, I ain't got no time for prima donnas.

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So what I say goes, all right?

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Yes, boss! Yes!

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-And just remember, if you're picked...

-There's no ifs about it.

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If you're picked, you'll be playing for the honour of the Queen Vic!

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Yes! Go on the Queen Vic! Come on, boys.

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Wait for me!

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All right, Nan? What you come as - a saveloy?

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THEY LAUGH

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Meet your official team physio. Magic sponge at the ready.

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Well, that should be an incentive to keep us injury-free.

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And you're the first on my list for a post-match rub down.

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RAUCOUS CHEERING

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Yeah!

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Right, come on then. Let's get this show on the road.

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Why are you still playing games?

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I was just trying to save you from a day in with Delia.

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As long as this doesn't turn into another lecture about Dad.

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No. Course not.

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You oughta give Mum a call, though. Clear the air.

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Because if you're going to be sticking around, we all need to try

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-and find a way to get on, right?

-Right.

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Good. So I'll see you at lunch.

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One step at a time, eh?

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All Dad wants is for us to just sit down and have a proper family lunch.

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Just the three of us. It would mean the world to him.

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And to me.

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He's a bit good!

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-Obviously rates himself, don't he?

-No, he's all show, ain't he?

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-What's the matter, Grandad, worried you're not going to be able to keep up?

-Ha, you see! Quoted for truth!

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HE LAUGHS

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RAUCOUS LAUGHTER

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-Look at them pants!

-Oh that's mature, ain't it.

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Don't do that in front of the ladies, man! It's not funny.

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You wait till bath time after the match. I'll see it all then.

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-She ain't serious, is she?

-Afraid you ain't going to measure up?

-No! That's not what I mean.

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-No. I'm just saying, it's not right...

-Mate. She's winding you up.

-What?

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-She's winding you up.

-Oh, that's funny. Like, mixed baths. As if, you know...

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Kat, just to let you know - Fats is good in that department. So Kat, if you need to...

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Yes. Get on, get on. On, boy!

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Bet you're loving all this, ain't you? Blokes running around in shorts doing exactly what you say.

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I don't know what you mean(!) Now get on that bus before I give you extra laps round that pitch.

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-Oi! Alfie! Come on.

-Come on, lads!

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HE CLEARS HIS THROAT

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-Have you seen my phone?

-No.

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Listen, I need you to go down the club for me.

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I'm busy.

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-I need you to take a delivery.

-Why can't you do it?

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Because I've got a load of motors turning up at the Arches that need sorting out.

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And with Janine in hospital, well, it's all hands on deck.

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Shirley?

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Fine!

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So? How did it go with Alice?

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HE SIGHS

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She's... just so stubborn, you know.

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Hmm. Must be a family trait.

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THEY CHUCKLE

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But give her time and she'll soon see what Derek's really like.

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And what if she don't, eh?

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Then you're just going to have to open her eyes.

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Trust me, I've been trying, but...

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But?

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Right. You don't want her to hate you for it.

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Then you're just going to have to be really, really clever about it then, aren't ya?

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SHE CHUCKLES

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-Here y'are.

-Thank you.

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How comes you're not trying out for the footie, then?

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Not sure I'm going to be sticking around too long.

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I thought you had a job here.

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-Derek.

-Oh, right.

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See, the thing is with Joey is he's a control freak.

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He always has to have everything his own way.

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Taste.

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That's awesome! But he'll come round. Eventually.

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Well, let's hope so, eh? But I wouldn't hold your breath.

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-Why did you sign for it?

-You weren't here.

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And the bloke said you were expecting 'em.

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Well, the cars, yeah. But not...not that!

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The whiff of court. Lo. Come on, babe.

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Otherwise they're going to stop serving lunch.

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And I've gotta get back to work.

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Janine's counting on me now, ain't she?

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Hey, you hear little baby Pat's on the mend?

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Good news, innit?

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I can't believe it's only a week ago they had that big marquee up and everything in the square.

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You going like that?

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Er... Yeah. Why not?

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-Oh, I see - you ashamed to be seen out with me, is that it?

-No. No.

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I just don't see why you gotta go round flaunting that. It ain't like,

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something to be proud of, is it?

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MUSIC PLAYING: "Don't You Want Me" by The Human League

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-You all right, Jean?

-What you got there?

-This will be my gateway to the stars.

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-If I can understand it.

-Oh, very nice.

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What, new hobby, is it?

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Well, we all need something to take our mind off things.

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# We're on the march with Kathleen's army,

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# We're all going to Wem-ber-ley! #

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Wemberley!

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# And we're going to shake 'em up when we win the FA Cup

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# Cos The Queen Vic are the greatest football team. #

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-How did it go?

-Just call me the hat-trick king.

-He's a bit full of himself, ain't he?

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-He is tasty, though.

-I bet he's no match for you warriors.

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You know what, I don't know him but I like him. I like him.

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Look at you, all out of puff.

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Yeah. You want to work on your stamina, Max.

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That's the story of his life.

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# Little donkey, little donkey... #

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Yes, all right, very funny. What's the matter with you?

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I think you might've broke it.

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Oh, Mo, it's not broken. It's just a bit of cramp. Get off, you dirty mare. Trying to cop a feel.

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What's the matter with you? And if some of us, not mentioning no names, hadn't been so selfish,

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I wouldn't have had to run around like a lunatic, would I?

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Mate, listen. What can I say? I mean, some of us are thoroughbreds.

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-And some of us are workhorses.

-Yeah, yeah. Kat hasn't picked the team yet.

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And I'm sure she'll make the right decision, won't you, love of my life?

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Oh, I'm sure she will. Make sure, Kat!

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I know it's hard, but you can't keep moping about like this.

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Shirley!

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Don't you think I know that?

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D'you think I enjoy sitting at home watching daytime rubbish telly?

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You have no idea how annoying Jeremy Kyle is. I'd like to rip the weasel's head off.

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Do you think I like drinking halfway through the day listening to tragic '80s songs?

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Then let me help you.

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How? What can you do?

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Can you take the pain away?

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I dunno.

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I know you've got too much time on your hands.

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Too much time to think. And too much time to remember.

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What? What do you want me to do?

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-You want me to forget about Hev? Forget about what happened?

-No. Course not. But...

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Shirl, it's time to move on.

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And Heather wouldn't want you moping about like this, would she, eh?

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I dunno, she could mope with the best of them.

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Why don't you come back here and work?

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No. I don't want to be cooped up in here.

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HE CHUCKLES

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I know just the thing.

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-What do you reckon your chances then?

-I dunno.

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I was always last to get picked for sports at school.

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Come on, sweetheart!

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-Come on then, put us out of our misery!

-All right. I've chose the team. So -

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in goal... Andrew.

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Just call me safe hands.

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In defence, Winston... Jay...

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-Nice one, Jay!

-..Syed and Masood.

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-They had to go back to work.

-Ah, boo...

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-In midfield, Anthony...

-Yes!

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-..Fat Boy...

-Yes! Just call me bouncer!

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..and the Branning boys.

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Midfield generals. Thank you.

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And up front...Tyler Moon...

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-Yes! Naturally.

-..and...

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-Alfie!

-Hey, get in there!

-The rest of you are on the bench.

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Kat. How come you're choosing Alfie instead of me?

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Because Alfie's a team player.

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-Come on, Raymondo. No hard feelings, it's all about age over experience. Right?

-Yeah, whatever.

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And it's nice to know you'll be on the bench if I need a breather!

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-All right, Max? What can I get you?

-Same again, please.

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You sure about Alfie?

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Yeah, like I said, he's a team player.

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Safety net, more like. And team players don't win matches.

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Winning is all about taking risks.

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And you'd know all about that, wouldn't you?

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Yeah, I'm a proper little thrill seeker.

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-You're having a laugh, ain't ya?

-No. It'll be great, won't it?

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You know - open road. Fresh air...

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-Stench of fried onions.

-Come on, where's your sense of adventure, eh?

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-It's a wreck!

-You like a challenge, don't ya?

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My life's one big challenge, living with you.

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So - you up for it then?

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If it keeps you off my back.

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This is really good.

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You wait till you taste the trifle I've knocked up for dessert.

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Don't you mean your world famous trifle?

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THEY LAUGH

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DOORBELL RINGS

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-Hey, sis.

-You came!

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Couldn't let you down, could I?

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Not too late, am I?

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No. Course you ain't. Come on. Sit down. Sit.

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There you go. You tuck into that, eh?

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This is nice, isn't it?

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-Well, I hope there's plenty more.

-Why, are you hungry?

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I'm starving. I invited a few mates round for lunch.

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You don't mind, do you?

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-Joey said there was some grub going.

-Go on, everyone. Don't be shy. There's plenty to go round.

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Help yourselves.

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Nice, mate. Cos I tell you what, I am ravenous!

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There you go, Anthony, you sit there.

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And pride of place for you, Lucy.

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Er, where can I sit, then?

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-You're family. You can stand.

-Oh, charming(!)

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-Well, go on, everyone, tuck in.

-This is cream of the crop, Del.

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Really? I think it's missing something. A little salt, maybe.

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Mmm. Yeah, that's much better.

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Here, Alice, you should have some more salt too.

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-I don't want any.

-Hey, no need to be polite.

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All family here. There you go.

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Well, this is nice, ain't it?

0:24:090:24:13

-Del, Del, Del!

-Dad! No! Stop it!

-You get out of this house!

0:24:180:24:23

-Now! Now!

-Dad!

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Alice. Meet your dad.

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-All right, birthday girl, you all set for that drink?

-What - with this?

0:24:350:24:38

-It didn't go well, then?

-Top marks, Sherlock. Got a tag and community service.

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But you can still go for a drink, can't ya?

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-Long as I'm back in time for my curfew.

-Look on the bright side.

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And what exactly is the bright side, Einstein?

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At least you didn't get sent down. And you get to keep the baby.

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Giving birth in a tag.

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Classy. Still, least it's keeping up my family's tradition, eh?

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My gran'd be well proud.

0:25:010:25:04

Listen, Lola...

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That Lucy's going to pay for this.

0:25:060:25:08

Lucy was wrong to grass you up, yeah. But...

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But what?

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Oh, right. So this is all my fault, is it?

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I only did this for you, Jay! So you better decide whose side you're on!

0:25:130:25:17

Well, say something.

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Are you all right, darling?

0:25:250:25:28

How could you do it?

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You knew how important this was to Dad. But you had to go and ruin it.

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What? I'm sorry. All right?

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But I had to show you the kind of man he really is.

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Oh yeah? And what kind of man are you, eh?

0:25:390:25:41

What kind of man deliberately sabotages his own sister's happiness?

0:25:410:25:45

And for what? To make some misguided point, borne out of hatred?

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He didn't do this because he loves you.

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He did this because he hates me.

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Don't listen to any of this. All this rubbish about wanting his family around him.

0:25:540:25:59

He doesn't care about you! He doesn't care about any of us.

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Now come on. Let me take you home.

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This is my home now.

0:26:070:26:09

And you're wrong. He DOES care about me.

0:26:090:26:12

And he cares about you. You just won't let him.

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Now I want you to apologise.

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Yeah? When hell freezes over.

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Then I think you should leave.

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What?! Alice, you're making a huge mistake here.

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Fine.

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But sooner or later, she'll have her eyes opened.

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It's only a matter of time.

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