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Seeing as it is your day off today, | 0:00:27 | 0:00:29 | |
I am going to spoil you rotten, my little angel. | 0:00:29 | 0:00:31 | |
We are going to start with a proper cooked breakfast. | 0:00:31 | 0:00:34 | |
And then I might have a little surprise for you. | 0:00:34 | 0:00:37 | |
I said he could stay the night. Make it easier for his new job. | 0:00:42 | 0:00:46 | |
I got a job working with Michael. | 0:00:46 | 0:00:48 | |
Oh. Michael. | 0:00:48 | 0:00:51 | |
You don't mind, do you? | 0:00:51 | 0:00:53 | |
No, course not. Nah. Great. | 0:00:53 | 0:00:57 | |
Why don't you sit down and eat that properly? | 0:01:09 | 0:01:11 | |
I ain't got time. I got two MOTs to do | 0:01:11 | 0:01:13 | |
before the footie trials at lunch. All right? See you later. | 0:01:13 | 0:01:16 | |
You enjoying that? | 0:01:20 | 0:01:23 | |
-Yeah, it's great. -Yeah, sounds like it. You're chewing really loudly. | 0:01:23 | 0:01:27 | |
-I'm chewing like I always chew. -Yeah. Loudly. | 0:01:27 | 0:01:30 | |
You never complained about it before. | 0:01:30 | 0:01:32 | |
It's amazing, the things you get used to. | 0:01:32 | 0:01:34 | |
You're like a pneumatic drill. It's going right through me. | 0:01:34 | 0:01:38 | |
Give it a rest, will you? Ain't a crime to chew, is it? | 0:01:38 | 0:01:41 | |
No, but murder is. | 0:01:41 | 0:01:42 | |
And carry on like that, chewy, and I won't be responsible for my actions. | 0:01:42 | 0:01:48 | |
-Where you going? -Back to bed! | 0:01:48 | 0:01:50 | |
I reckon this football match could be the start of something big. | 0:01:55 | 0:01:58 | |
It's only a friendly. | 0:01:58 | 0:01:59 | |
I know, sweetheart. | 0:01:59 | 0:02:01 | |
But if we do really well, we could join the pub league, couldn't we? | 0:02:01 | 0:02:04 | |
One step at a time, eh? | 0:02:04 | 0:02:05 | |
Nan, can you get this junk off the table? | 0:02:05 | 0:02:07 | |
This ain't junk. It's highly valuable merchandise. | 0:02:07 | 0:02:09 | |
And I reckon this could put the Vic back on track. | 0:02:09 | 0:02:13 | |
It's going to take more than a football match to sort our finances. | 0:02:13 | 0:02:16 | |
No thanks to Michael. | 0:02:16 | 0:02:17 | |
He said he's going to pay us back. | 0:02:17 | 0:02:19 | |
-When exactly? -I don't know. | 0:02:19 | 0:02:21 | |
Maybe I should go down the hospital and ask him. | 0:02:21 | 0:02:23 | |
Or maybe you should concentrate on the football. What do you reckon, Jean? | 0:02:23 | 0:02:26 | |
Hey, I can just see it now, though. You as the manager. | 0:02:31 | 0:02:33 | |
-Me as your star striker. Back of the net! -You haven't made the team yet. | 0:02:33 | 0:02:36 | |
-Come on, sweetheart, my name's going to be top of the list, ain't it? -Let's see how you do at the trial. | 0:02:36 | 0:02:41 | |
-Trial by football. -You saying I've got to trial with the rest of the numpties? -Yeah, that's right. | 0:02:41 | 0:02:45 | |
-But I'm sleeping with the manager. -Exactly, Ulrika. | 0:02:45 | 0:02:48 | |
Which is more the reason why you got to prove yourself. | 0:02:48 | 0:02:51 | |
My Brian used to have a telescope. Not as posh as that. | 0:02:51 | 0:02:54 | |
Used to gaze at the stars for hours. Said he found it very therapeutic. | 0:02:54 | 0:03:00 | |
-Why don't you keep it, Jean? -Really? | 0:03:00 | 0:03:04 | |
Why not? It'll take your mind off things. | 0:03:04 | 0:03:06 | |
Thank you, Mo! That is really kind of you. | 0:03:08 | 0:03:12 | |
See, that's what I'm talking about. Team Moon. | 0:03:13 | 0:03:16 | |
Pulling together. | 0:03:16 | 0:03:17 | |
It's great Joey decided to stick around, isn't it? | 0:03:29 | 0:03:32 | |
Yeah, it's great. So what made you change your mind? | 0:03:32 | 0:03:35 | |
Oh, you know, thought I'd keep an eye on Alice. | 0:03:35 | 0:03:37 | |
Oh. And there I was thinking it was because of me. | 0:03:38 | 0:03:41 | |
So what's this surprise you've got laid on for me then, Dad? | 0:03:41 | 0:03:44 | |
Well, I thought I would take this opportunity to introduce you | 0:03:44 | 0:03:48 | |
to my world famous - but top-secret - recipe for spaghetti bolognese. | 0:03:48 | 0:03:53 | |
THEY LAUGH | 0:03:53 | 0:03:54 | |
Dad learnt to cook in prison. | 0:03:54 | 0:03:56 | |
One must make good use of one's time | 0:03:56 | 0:03:59 | |
when one is paying one's debt to society. | 0:03:59 | 0:04:01 | |
-Oh, absolutely! -Absolutely! | 0:04:01 | 0:04:05 | |
What say when we finish up here, we get down the market, | 0:04:05 | 0:04:08 | |
get the ingredients for the spag bol? | 0:04:08 | 0:04:11 | |
What about you, Joe, fancy pitching in? | 0:04:11 | 0:04:14 | |
No, you're all right. Somewhere I need to be. | 0:04:17 | 0:04:21 | |
Oi! So, Mrs Moon, | 0:04:28 | 0:04:30 | |
what exactly have you got planned for the trials, then? | 0:04:30 | 0:04:33 | |
-Ooh, trying to get inside info, are we? -Nah. Course not! | 0:04:33 | 0:04:38 | |
You do know what you're doing, don't ya? | 0:04:38 | 0:04:41 | |
We wouldn't even have a team if it wasn't for me, thank you very much. | 0:04:41 | 0:04:44 | |
-You can be very persuasive when you want to be, can't ya? -I'm still not telling you what I've got planned. | 0:04:44 | 0:04:50 | |
But seriously though, if you need help with formations or strategies, | 0:04:50 | 0:04:55 | |
-I'm your man. -Is that right? | 0:04:55 | 0:04:56 | |
Yes! What are you going to do, a classic formation, 4-4-2? | 0:04:56 | 0:04:59 | |
Or you going to do the Christmas Tree formation, with a 4-3-2-1? | 0:04:59 | 0:05:03 | |
Or, my personal favourite, which is the 1-5-3-2, with a sweeper? | 0:05:03 | 0:05:07 | |
That's what you are, is it? The sweeper? | 0:05:09 | 0:05:12 | |
Clearing up all the mess that everyone else leaves behind? | 0:05:12 | 0:05:15 | |
Nah. I'm the front man, ain't I? The star striker. Match-winner. | 0:05:17 | 0:05:23 | |
Glory boy. | 0:05:23 | 0:05:24 | |
We'll see after the trials. | 0:05:24 | 0:05:26 | |
When you've finished that, you can come and help me down the Arches. | 0:05:29 | 0:05:33 | |
Maybe she needs some help. You know, counselling. | 0:05:33 | 0:05:36 | |
What Shirley needs is to go back to work. | 0:05:36 | 0:05:38 | |
Stop moping about and take her mind off things. | 0:05:38 | 0:05:40 | |
MOBILE BEEPS | 0:05:40 | 0:05:41 | |
What is it? | 0:05:44 | 0:05:46 | |
It's a reminder. | 0:05:46 | 0:05:47 | |
Heather's birthday tomorrow. | 0:05:47 | 0:05:50 | |
-Where you going? -Give it back to Shirl. | 0:05:52 | 0:05:54 | |
Are you mad? | 0:05:54 | 0:05:56 | |
Come on. Pass it. | 0:06:10 | 0:06:11 | |
There you go, boys. | 0:06:11 | 0:06:13 | |
Looking good, guys! | 0:06:15 | 0:06:17 | |
It's like watching Bobby and Jackie Charlton. | 0:06:17 | 0:06:20 | |
-What does that make me, then? Bobby Moore? -Dudley Moore! | 0:06:20 | 0:06:22 | |
THEY LAUGH | 0:06:22 | 0:06:25 | |
Oh, look, Usain Bolt's about to put in an appearance! | 0:06:25 | 0:06:27 | |
-All right, Billy, you all set for the trials, mate? -Nah, I can't. | 0:06:27 | 0:06:30 | |
Well, I can't risk getting injured, can I? | 0:06:30 | 0:06:33 | |
I've got an Olympic flame to carry. Besides, I've got enough on my plate with all this Lola business. | 0:06:33 | 0:06:37 | |
-Bill, can't just turn a blind eye, can I? -Nah, course you can't. | 0:06:37 | 0:06:42 | |
Look Max, I know what she did was wrong. | 0:06:42 | 0:06:44 | |
But she's 16 and she's pregnant. The last thing she needs is you and Lucy making trouble for her. | 0:06:44 | 0:06:49 | |
Yeah, well, my hands are tied, aren't they? | 0:06:49 | 0:06:51 | |
-Yeah, right. See you later. -Yeah, see you, Billy. | 0:06:51 | 0:06:55 | |
Hello, Jay, you not going the football trials? | 0:06:57 | 0:07:00 | |
Yeah, I'm going to get changed now. How's Lola? | 0:07:00 | 0:07:02 | |
She's got the right hump. | 0:07:02 | 0:07:03 | |
We've got to go court today and Ritchie's told her to plead guilty. | 0:07:03 | 0:07:06 | |
-Some 16th birthday, eh? -Is it her birthday? | 0:07:06 | 0:07:10 | |
Yeah. Anyway... good luck with the trials. | 0:07:10 | 0:07:13 | |
You should've seen it. Sunday lunch. Whole Branning clan round the table. | 0:07:16 | 0:07:23 | |
Max and Jack trying to outdo each other. | 0:07:24 | 0:07:27 | |
He had hair then, Max. But just as freckly. | 0:07:27 | 0:07:31 | |
And Jack, he was going to be the next Marlon Brando. | 0:07:32 | 0:07:36 | |
All mean and moody. Carol, face like thunder. | 0:07:36 | 0:07:40 | |
April, with her dreams of the future. | 0:07:43 | 0:07:45 | |
Suzy, with her latest boyfriend in tow. Different one every week, her. | 0:07:47 | 0:07:51 | |
Roast potatoes steaming up the window. And me carving the joint. | 0:07:55 | 0:08:00 | |
And the laughter ringing out. That's what I remember the most. | 0:08:02 | 0:08:07 | |
The laughter. | 0:08:08 | 0:08:10 | |
That sounds lovely. | 0:08:10 | 0:08:11 | |
Yeah, it was. | 0:08:11 | 0:08:13 | |
Look at me now - | 0:08:15 | 0:08:16 | |
can't even get me son to sit down and break bread with me. | 0:08:16 | 0:08:20 | |
Shouldn't be surprised, though. It's an unwritten law, innit? | 0:08:20 | 0:08:24 | |
Fathers and sons, always fighting like cats and dogs. | 0:08:24 | 0:08:28 | |
I was just the same with my old man when I was his age. | 0:08:29 | 0:08:32 | |
MOBILE BEEPS | 0:08:32 | 0:08:33 | |
It's Lauren. | 0:08:36 | 0:08:38 | |
Says she needs to see me urgently. | 0:08:38 | 0:08:41 | |
Well, you better get round there then, ain't ya? | 0:08:41 | 0:08:44 | |
-No. It's all right. I'll stay. -No, go on. You're all right. | 0:08:44 | 0:08:47 | |
I'll finish up here. Just don't be late for lunch. | 0:08:47 | 0:08:50 | |
OK. I won't. | 0:08:50 | 0:08:52 | |
You're not going to do anything stupid, are ya? | 0:09:13 | 0:09:15 | |
Me? Never! | 0:09:15 | 0:09:16 | |
Good. Birthday card. | 0:09:16 | 0:09:19 | |
Cheers. | 0:09:20 | 0:09:22 | |
Listen, you're all right, ain't you, Lo? | 0:09:22 | 0:09:24 | |
Course. I'm 16, ain't I? | 0:09:24 | 0:09:26 | |
I can smoke, have sex - bit late for that, though. | 0:09:26 | 0:09:29 | |
Get married. Probably best not to do 'em all today, though. | 0:09:29 | 0:09:33 | |
Listen, I could come to the court with you if you want. | 0:09:35 | 0:09:39 | |
What, and miss your footie trials? | 0:09:39 | 0:09:42 | |
Yeah, I don't mind. It's not my thing anyway. | 0:09:42 | 0:09:44 | |
Nah, you're all right. Pops is picking me up in a minute. | 0:09:45 | 0:09:49 | |
Tell you what, you can take me for a birthday drink later if you want? | 0:09:49 | 0:09:52 | |
-Celebrate my freedom. -Yeah, all right then. | 0:09:52 | 0:09:55 | |
ROWDY BANTER | 0:10:02 | 0:10:04 | |
I can feel the testosterone from here. | 0:10:08 | 0:10:10 | |
Yeah, I wondered what the smell was! | 0:10:10 | 0:10:12 | |
Who wants to see their dad in a pair of shorts? | 0:10:12 | 0:10:16 | |
I think it's sexy. | 0:10:16 | 0:10:18 | |
Not Max! Tyler, I mean. | 0:10:18 | 0:10:22 | |
THEY CHUCKLE | 0:10:22 | 0:10:23 | |
Shame your cousin's not trying out, innit? | 0:10:23 | 0:10:25 | |
-Bet he looks all right in a pair of shorts. -Eugh, Mum! | 0:10:25 | 0:10:27 | |
What? I'm only saying what you're all thinking. | 0:10:27 | 0:10:30 | |
Seriously, though, what is the point in football? | 0:10:30 | 0:10:34 | |
It's all primal, innit? | 0:10:34 | 0:10:35 | |
If they weren't doing that, then they'd be beating their chests | 0:10:35 | 0:10:38 | |
-or wrestling in a field or something. -Come on, you two! It's exciting. | 0:10:38 | 0:10:42 | |
Y'know, if Max and Tyler get picked, we get to be WAGs. | 0:10:42 | 0:10:45 | |
Great! | 0:10:45 | 0:10:46 | |
THEY LAUGH | 0:10:46 | 0:10:48 | |
What was so urgent? | 0:10:48 | 0:10:49 | |
-Not much competition in here, is it? -I don't know about that, mate! | 0:10:55 | 0:10:58 | |
-We'll give you a run for your money, don't worry. -All right... | 0:10:58 | 0:11:01 | |
Shame Ricky ain't here. | 0:11:01 | 0:11:02 | |
-I heard he was a good footballer. -Shame he left town then, innit? | 0:11:02 | 0:11:05 | |
ALL: Ooh! | 0:11:05 | 0:11:06 | |
-Oi oi! -Here she is, guv'nor! | 0:11:06 | 0:11:08 | |
THEY CHEER | 0:11:08 | 0:11:09 | |
SHE BLOWS WHISTLE | 0:11:09 | 0:11:11 | |
All right, boys, calm down. Right. The match is tomorrow, | 0:11:11 | 0:11:15 | |
so I ain't got a lot of time to kick you sorry lot in to shape. | 0:11:15 | 0:11:17 | |
-Hello? Some of us are already in shape. -All right! | 0:11:17 | 0:11:20 | |
So I'll be testing your stamina... | 0:11:20 | 0:11:23 | |
..how fit you are... | 0:11:24 | 0:11:27 | |
and your ball-control skills. | 0:11:27 | 0:11:30 | |
THEY LAUGH | 0:11:30 | 0:11:31 | |
-But most importantly, your ability to score. -Go on, girl! | 0:11:31 | 0:11:34 | |
-This is football you're talking about, ain't it? -Course I am. What else? | 0:11:34 | 0:11:38 | |
This is what I call man management. | 0:11:38 | 0:11:39 | |
-Alfie don't know what he's let himself in for. -Course I do, | 0:11:39 | 0:11:42 | |
that's why I married the girl! | 0:11:42 | 0:11:44 | |
So, just so you know, I ain't got no time for prima donnas. | 0:11:44 | 0:11:47 | |
So what I say goes, all right? | 0:11:47 | 0:11:49 | |
Yes, boss! Yes! | 0:11:49 | 0:11:50 | |
-And just remember, if you're picked... -There's no ifs about it. | 0:11:50 | 0:11:53 | |
If you're picked, you'll be playing for the honour of the Queen Vic! | 0:11:53 | 0:11:56 | |
Yes! Go on the Queen Vic! Come on, boys. | 0:11:56 | 0:11:59 | |
Wait for me! | 0:11:59 | 0:12:01 | |
All right, Nan? What you come as - a saveloy? | 0:12:01 | 0:12:04 | |
THEY LAUGH | 0:12:04 | 0:12:05 | |
Meet your official team physio. Magic sponge at the ready. | 0:12:05 | 0:12:10 | |
Well, that should be an incentive to keep us injury-free. | 0:12:10 | 0:12:14 | |
And you're the first on my list for a post-match rub down. | 0:12:14 | 0:12:16 | |
RAUCOUS CHEERING | 0:12:16 | 0:12:18 | |
Yeah! | 0:12:18 | 0:12:19 | |
Right, come on then. Let's get this show on the road. | 0:12:19 | 0:12:22 | |
Why are you still playing games? | 0:12:29 | 0:12:32 | |
I was just trying to save you from a day in with Delia. | 0:12:32 | 0:12:34 | |
As long as this doesn't turn into another lecture about Dad. | 0:12:34 | 0:12:38 | |
No. Course not. | 0:12:38 | 0:12:42 | |
You oughta give Mum a call, though. Clear the air. | 0:12:43 | 0:12:47 | |
Because if you're going to be sticking around, we all need to try | 0:12:47 | 0:12:51 | |
-and find a way to get on, right? -Right. | 0:12:51 | 0:12:53 | |
Good. So I'll see you at lunch. | 0:12:53 | 0:12:56 | |
One step at a time, eh? | 0:12:56 | 0:12:58 | |
All Dad wants is for us to just sit down and have a proper family lunch. | 0:12:58 | 0:13:02 | |
Just the three of us. It would mean the world to him. | 0:13:02 | 0:13:06 | |
And to me. | 0:13:08 | 0:13:10 | |
He's a bit good! | 0:13:15 | 0:13:17 | |
-Obviously rates himself, don't he? -No, he's all show, ain't he? | 0:13:20 | 0:13:23 | |
-What's the matter, Grandad, worried you're not going to be able to keep up? -Ha, you see! Quoted for truth! | 0:13:23 | 0:13:28 | |
HE LAUGHS | 0:13:28 | 0:13:30 | |
RAUCOUS LAUGHTER | 0:13:30 | 0:13:32 | |
-Look at them pants! -Oh that's mature, ain't it. | 0:13:33 | 0:13:36 | |
Don't do that in front of the ladies, man! It's not funny. | 0:13:36 | 0:13:38 | |
You wait till bath time after the match. I'll see it all then. | 0:13:38 | 0:13:41 | |
-She ain't serious, is she? -Afraid you ain't going to measure up? -No! That's not what I mean. | 0:13:41 | 0:13:45 | |
-No. I'm just saying, it's not right... -Mate. She's winding you up. -What? | 0:13:45 | 0:13:49 | |
-She's winding you up. -Oh, that's funny. Like, mixed baths. As if, you know... | 0:13:49 | 0:13:53 | |
Kat, just to let you know - Fats is good in that department. So Kat, if you need to... | 0:13:53 | 0:13:57 | |
Yes. Get on, get on. On, boy! | 0:13:57 | 0:13:59 | |
Bet you're loving all this, ain't you? Blokes running around in shorts doing exactly what you say. | 0:14:00 | 0:14:05 | |
I don't know what you mean(!) Now get on that bus before I give you extra laps round that pitch. | 0:14:05 | 0:14:10 | |
-Oi! Alfie! Come on. -Come on, lads! | 0:14:14 | 0:14:16 | |
HE CLEARS HIS THROAT | 0:14:20 | 0:14:22 | |
-Have you seen my phone? -No. | 0:14:24 | 0:14:27 | |
Listen, I need you to go down the club for me. | 0:14:27 | 0:14:30 | |
I'm busy. | 0:14:30 | 0:14:32 | |
-I need you to take a delivery. -Why can't you do it? | 0:14:32 | 0:14:34 | |
Because I've got a load of motors turning up at the Arches that need sorting out. | 0:14:34 | 0:14:38 | |
And with Janine in hospital, well, it's all hands on deck. | 0:14:38 | 0:14:43 | |
Shirley? | 0:14:43 | 0:14:46 | |
Fine! | 0:14:46 | 0:14:49 | |
So? How did it go with Alice? | 0:14:54 | 0:14:55 | |
HE SIGHS | 0:14:55 | 0:14:57 | |
She's... just so stubborn, you know. | 0:14:57 | 0:15:01 | |
Hmm. Must be a family trait. | 0:15:01 | 0:15:04 | |
THEY CHUCKLE | 0:15:04 | 0:15:06 | |
But give her time and she'll soon see what Derek's really like. | 0:15:06 | 0:15:09 | |
And what if she don't, eh? | 0:15:09 | 0:15:11 | |
Then you're just going to have to open her eyes. | 0:15:11 | 0:15:14 | |
Trust me, I've been trying, but... | 0:15:14 | 0:15:16 | |
But? | 0:15:16 | 0:15:18 | |
Right. You don't want her to hate you for it. | 0:15:18 | 0:15:21 | |
Then you're just going to have to be really, really clever about it then, aren't ya? | 0:15:24 | 0:15:28 | |
SHE CHUCKLES | 0:15:28 | 0:15:29 | |
-Here y'are. -Thank you. | 0:15:29 | 0:15:30 | |
How comes you're not trying out for the footie, then? | 0:15:30 | 0:15:33 | |
Not sure I'm going to be sticking around too long. | 0:15:33 | 0:15:35 | |
I thought you had a job here. | 0:15:35 | 0:15:37 | |
-Derek. -Oh, right. | 0:15:39 | 0:15:42 | |
See, the thing is with Joey is he's a control freak. | 0:15:45 | 0:15:47 | |
He always has to have everything his own way. | 0:15:47 | 0:15:49 | |
Taste. | 0:15:49 | 0:15:51 | |
That's awesome! But he'll come round. Eventually. | 0:15:52 | 0:15:56 | |
Well, let's hope so, eh? But I wouldn't hold your breath. | 0:15:56 | 0:16:01 | |
-Why did you sign for it? -You weren't here. | 0:16:09 | 0:16:11 | |
And the bloke said you were expecting 'em. | 0:16:11 | 0:16:13 | |
Well, the cars, yeah. But not...not that! | 0:16:13 | 0:16:15 | |
The whiff of court. Lo. Come on, babe. | 0:16:40 | 0:16:43 | |
Otherwise they're going to stop serving lunch. | 0:16:43 | 0:16:45 | |
And I've gotta get back to work. | 0:16:45 | 0:16:47 | |
Janine's counting on me now, ain't she? | 0:16:47 | 0:16:49 | |
Hey, you hear little baby Pat's on the mend? | 0:16:49 | 0:16:53 | |
Good news, innit? | 0:16:53 | 0:16:55 | |
I can't believe it's only a week ago they had that big marquee up and everything in the square. | 0:16:55 | 0:17:01 | |
You going like that? | 0:17:02 | 0:17:04 | |
Er... Yeah. Why not? | 0:17:06 | 0:17:08 | |
-Oh, I see - you ashamed to be seen out with me, is that it? -No. No. | 0:17:10 | 0:17:13 | |
I just don't see why you gotta go round flaunting that. It ain't like, | 0:17:13 | 0:17:17 | |
something to be proud of, is it? | 0:17:17 | 0:17:19 | |
MUSIC PLAYING: "Don't You Want Me" by The Human League | 0:17:26 | 0:17:29 | |
-You all right, Jean? -What you got there? -This will be my gateway to the stars. | 0:17:48 | 0:17:53 | |
-If I can understand it. -Oh, very nice. | 0:17:53 | 0:17:55 | |
What, new hobby, is it? | 0:17:55 | 0:17:57 | |
Well, we all need something to take our mind off things. | 0:17:57 | 0:18:00 | |
# We're on the march with Kathleen's army, | 0:18:01 | 0:18:04 | |
# We're all going to Wem-ber-ley! # | 0:18:04 | 0:18:07 | |
Wemberley! | 0:18:07 | 0:18:09 | |
# And we're going to shake 'em up when we win the FA Cup | 0:18:09 | 0:18:11 | |
# Cos The Queen Vic are the greatest football team. # | 0:18:11 | 0:18:16 | |
-How did it go? -Just call me the hat-trick king. -He's a bit full of himself, ain't he? | 0:18:18 | 0:18:22 | |
-He is tasty, though. -I bet he's no match for you warriors. | 0:18:22 | 0:18:25 | |
You know what, I don't know him but I like him. I like him. | 0:18:25 | 0:18:28 | |
Look at you, all out of puff. | 0:18:28 | 0:18:30 | |
Yeah. You want to work on your stamina, Max. | 0:18:30 | 0:18:33 | |
That's the story of his life. | 0:18:33 | 0:18:35 | |
# Little donkey, little donkey... # | 0:18:35 | 0:18:38 | |
Yes, all right, very funny. What's the matter with you? | 0:18:38 | 0:18:42 | |
I think you might've broke it. | 0:18:42 | 0:18:44 | |
Oh, Mo, it's not broken. It's just a bit of cramp. Get off, you dirty mare. Trying to cop a feel. | 0:18:44 | 0:18:48 | |
What's the matter with you? And if some of us, not mentioning no names, hadn't been so selfish, | 0:18:48 | 0:18:53 | |
I wouldn't have had to run around like a lunatic, would I? | 0:18:53 | 0:18:55 | |
Mate, listen. What can I say? I mean, some of us are thoroughbreds. | 0:18:55 | 0:18:59 | |
-And some of us are workhorses. -Yeah, yeah. Kat hasn't picked the team yet. | 0:18:59 | 0:19:03 | |
And I'm sure she'll make the right decision, won't you, love of my life? | 0:19:03 | 0:19:06 | |
Oh, I'm sure she will. Make sure, Kat! | 0:19:06 | 0:19:10 | |
I know it's hard, but you can't keep moping about like this. | 0:19:10 | 0:19:13 | |
Shirley! | 0:19:13 | 0:19:15 | |
Don't you think I know that? | 0:19:15 | 0:19:17 | |
D'you think I enjoy sitting at home watching daytime rubbish telly? | 0:19:17 | 0:19:20 | |
You have no idea how annoying Jeremy Kyle is. I'd like to rip the weasel's head off. | 0:19:20 | 0:19:25 | |
Do you think I like drinking halfway through the day listening to tragic '80s songs? | 0:19:25 | 0:19:30 | |
Then let me help you. | 0:19:30 | 0:19:33 | |
How? What can you do? | 0:19:33 | 0:19:36 | |
Can you take the pain away? | 0:19:36 | 0:19:39 | |
I dunno. | 0:19:39 | 0:19:40 | |
I know you've got too much time on your hands. | 0:19:42 | 0:19:45 | |
Too much time to think. And too much time to remember. | 0:19:45 | 0:19:47 | |
What? What do you want me to do? | 0:19:47 | 0:19:50 | |
-You want me to forget about Hev? Forget about what happened? -No. Course not. But... | 0:19:50 | 0:19:54 | |
Shirl, it's time to move on. | 0:19:54 | 0:19:55 | |
And Heather wouldn't want you moping about like this, would she, eh? | 0:19:55 | 0:19:59 | |
I dunno, she could mope with the best of them. | 0:19:59 | 0:20:03 | |
Why don't you come back here and work? | 0:20:07 | 0:20:09 | |
No. I don't want to be cooped up in here. | 0:20:11 | 0:20:15 | |
HE CHUCKLES | 0:20:17 | 0:20:19 | |
I know just the thing. | 0:20:19 | 0:20:22 | |
-What do you reckon your chances then? -I dunno. | 0:20:23 | 0:20:25 | |
I was always last to get picked for sports at school. | 0:20:25 | 0:20:28 | |
Come on, sweetheart! | 0:20:31 | 0:20:32 | |
-Come on then, put us out of our misery! -All right. I've chose the team. So - | 0:20:33 | 0:20:36 | |
in goal... Andrew. | 0:20:36 | 0:20:38 | |
Just call me safe hands. | 0:20:38 | 0:20:41 | |
In defence, Winston... Jay... | 0:20:41 | 0:20:45 | |
-Nice one, Jay! -..Syed and Masood. | 0:20:45 | 0:20:49 | |
-They had to go back to work. -Ah, boo... | 0:20:49 | 0:20:51 | |
-In midfield, Anthony... -Yes! | 0:20:51 | 0:20:54 | |
-..Fat Boy... -Yes! Just call me bouncer! | 0:20:54 | 0:20:57 | |
..and the Branning boys. | 0:20:57 | 0:20:59 | |
Midfield generals. Thank you. | 0:20:59 | 0:21:00 | |
And up front...Tyler Moon... | 0:21:00 | 0:21:03 | |
-Yes! Naturally. -..and... | 0:21:03 | 0:21:06 | |
-Alfie! -Hey, get in there! -The rest of you are on the bench. | 0:21:11 | 0:21:15 | |
Kat. How come you're choosing Alfie instead of me? | 0:21:15 | 0:21:20 | |
Because Alfie's a team player. | 0:21:20 | 0:21:22 | |
-Come on, Raymondo. No hard feelings, it's all about age over experience. Right? -Yeah, whatever. | 0:21:22 | 0:21:26 | |
And it's nice to know you'll be on the bench if I need a breather! | 0:21:26 | 0:21:30 | |
-All right, Max? What can I get you? -Same again, please. | 0:21:33 | 0:21:36 | |
You sure about Alfie? | 0:21:36 | 0:21:37 | |
Yeah, like I said, he's a team player. | 0:21:37 | 0:21:39 | |
Safety net, more like. And team players don't win matches. | 0:21:39 | 0:21:44 | |
Winning is all about taking risks. | 0:21:44 | 0:21:46 | |
And you'd know all about that, wouldn't you? | 0:21:46 | 0:21:50 | |
Yeah, I'm a proper little thrill seeker. | 0:21:50 | 0:21:51 | |
-You're having a laugh, ain't ya? -No. It'll be great, won't it? | 0:21:53 | 0:21:57 | |
You know - open road. Fresh air... | 0:21:57 | 0:21:59 | |
-Stench of fried onions. -Come on, where's your sense of adventure, eh? | 0:21:59 | 0:22:02 | |
-It's a wreck! -You like a challenge, don't ya? | 0:22:02 | 0:22:05 | |
My life's one big challenge, living with you. | 0:22:05 | 0:22:07 | |
So - you up for it then? | 0:22:07 | 0:22:10 | |
If it keeps you off my back. | 0:22:13 | 0:22:15 | |
This is really good. | 0:22:17 | 0:22:18 | |
You wait till you taste the trifle I've knocked up for dessert. | 0:22:18 | 0:22:21 | |
Don't you mean your world famous trifle? | 0:22:21 | 0:22:23 | |
THEY LAUGH | 0:22:23 | 0:22:25 | |
DOORBELL RINGS | 0:22:25 | 0:22:27 | |
-Hey, sis. -You came! | 0:22:37 | 0:22:39 | |
Couldn't let you down, could I? | 0:22:39 | 0:22:41 | |
Not too late, am I? | 0:22:41 | 0:22:43 | |
No. Course you ain't. Come on. Sit down. Sit. | 0:22:43 | 0:22:46 | |
There you go. You tuck into that, eh? | 0:22:51 | 0:22:54 | |
This is nice, isn't it? | 0:22:57 | 0:22:59 | |
-Well, I hope there's plenty more. -Why, are you hungry? | 0:23:01 | 0:23:04 | |
I'm starving. I invited a few mates round for lunch. | 0:23:04 | 0:23:08 | |
You don't mind, do you? | 0:23:08 | 0:23:11 | |
-Joey said there was some grub going. -Go on, everyone. Don't be shy. There's plenty to go round. | 0:23:13 | 0:23:20 | |
Help yourselves. | 0:23:20 | 0:23:21 | |
Nice, mate. Cos I tell you what, I am ravenous! | 0:23:21 | 0:23:24 | |
There you go, Anthony, you sit there. | 0:23:27 | 0:23:29 | |
And pride of place for you, Lucy. | 0:23:29 | 0:23:33 | |
Er, where can I sit, then? | 0:23:33 | 0:23:36 | |
-You're family. You can stand. -Oh, charming(!) | 0:23:36 | 0:23:38 | |
-Well, go on, everyone, tuck in. -This is cream of the crop, Del. | 0:23:38 | 0:23:42 | |
Really? I think it's missing something. A little salt, maybe. | 0:23:42 | 0:23:46 | |
Mmm. Yeah, that's much better. | 0:23:56 | 0:23:58 | |
Here, Alice, you should have some more salt too. | 0:23:58 | 0:24:01 | |
-I don't want any. -Hey, no need to be polite. | 0:24:01 | 0:24:03 | |
All family here. There you go. | 0:24:03 | 0:24:06 | |
Well, this is nice, ain't it? | 0:24:09 | 0:24:13 | |
-Del, Del, Del! -Dad! No! Stop it! -You get out of this house! | 0:24:18 | 0:24:23 | |
-Now! Now! -Dad! | 0:24:23 | 0:24:25 | |
Alice. Meet your dad. | 0:24:25 | 0:24:27 | |
-All right, birthday girl, you all set for that drink? -What - with this? | 0:24:35 | 0:24:38 | |
-It didn't go well, then? -Top marks, Sherlock. Got a tag and community service. | 0:24:38 | 0:24:43 | |
But you can still go for a drink, can't ya? | 0:24:43 | 0:24:45 | |
-Long as I'm back in time for my curfew. -Look on the bright side. | 0:24:45 | 0:24:49 | |
And what exactly is the bright side, Einstein? | 0:24:49 | 0:24:51 | |
At least you didn't get sent down. And you get to keep the baby. | 0:24:51 | 0:24:56 | |
Giving birth in a tag. | 0:24:56 | 0:24:57 | |
Classy. Still, least it's keeping up my family's tradition, eh? | 0:24:57 | 0:25:01 | |
My gran'd be well proud. | 0:25:01 | 0:25:04 | |
Listen, Lola... | 0:25:04 | 0:25:06 | |
That Lucy's going to pay for this. | 0:25:06 | 0:25:08 | |
Lucy was wrong to grass you up, yeah. But... | 0:25:08 | 0:25:10 | |
But what? | 0:25:10 | 0:25:11 | |
Oh, right. So this is all my fault, is it? | 0:25:11 | 0:25:13 | |
I only did this for you, Jay! So you better decide whose side you're on! | 0:25:13 | 0:25:17 | |
Well, say something. | 0:25:22 | 0:25:23 | |
Are you all right, darling? | 0:25:25 | 0:25:28 | |
How could you do it? | 0:25:28 | 0:25:30 | |
You knew how important this was to Dad. But you had to go and ruin it. | 0:25:30 | 0:25:34 | |
What? I'm sorry. All right? | 0:25:34 | 0:25:36 | |
But I had to show you the kind of man he really is. | 0:25:36 | 0:25:39 | |
Oh yeah? And what kind of man are you, eh? | 0:25:39 | 0:25:41 | |
What kind of man deliberately sabotages his own sister's happiness? | 0:25:41 | 0:25:45 | |
And for what? To make some misguided point, borne out of hatred? | 0:25:45 | 0:25:50 | |
He didn't do this because he loves you. | 0:25:50 | 0:25:53 | |
He did this because he hates me. | 0:25:53 | 0:25:54 | |
Don't listen to any of this. All this rubbish about wanting his family around him. | 0:25:54 | 0:25:59 | |
He doesn't care about you! He doesn't care about any of us. | 0:25:59 | 0:26:03 | |
Now come on. Let me take you home. | 0:26:05 | 0:26:07 | |
This is my home now. | 0:26:07 | 0:26:09 | |
And you're wrong. He DOES care about me. | 0:26:09 | 0:26:12 | |
And he cares about you. You just won't let him. | 0:26:12 | 0:26:15 | |
Now I want you to apologise. | 0:26:15 | 0:26:16 | |
Yeah? When hell freezes over. | 0:26:16 | 0:26:19 | |
Then I think you should leave. | 0:26:19 | 0:26:21 | |
What?! Alice, you're making a huge mistake here. | 0:26:21 | 0:26:25 | |
Fine. | 0:26:29 | 0:26:31 | |
But sooner or later, she'll have her eyes opened. | 0:26:31 | 0:26:34 | |
It's only a matter of time. | 0:26:38 | 0:26:41 | |
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