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Right, lads. | 0:00:24 | 0:00:25 | |
From this moment, I don't want you to think of me as Kat Moon, | 0:00:25 | 0:00:29 | |
landlady of the Queen Vic, | 0:00:29 | 0:00:30 | |
but The Guv'nor. | 0:00:30 | 0:00:31 | |
You know why Sir Alex Ferguson's so successful, don't ya? | 0:00:31 | 0:00:34 | |
-He ain't got a pair of these! -Derek?! | 0:00:34 | 0:00:37 | |
Sorry, Derek, what was that? | 0:00:37 | 0:00:38 | |
I'm just saying, can you name me any other female managers, Kat? | 0:00:38 | 0:00:42 | |
Oh, right. | 0:00:42 | 0:00:43 | |
Derek seems to think that me being a good looking bird | 0:00:43 | 0:00:45 | |
is going to put you boys off. | 0:00:45 | 0:00:46 | |
If you think you're going to struggle with that, | 0:00:46 | 0:00:49 | |
I suggest you walk out that door right now. | 0:00:49 | 0:00:51 | |
No? Good. | 0:00:56 | 0:00:58 | |
Because, as the GUV'NOR... | 0:00:58 | 0:01:00 | |
I want you to go out there and show some passion. | 0:01:00 | 0:01:03 | |
Some guts. | 0:01:03 | 0:01:04 | |
-And I want you to bring back the win. do you think you can do that? -Come -on, -boys! | 0:01:04 | 0:01:07 | |
What was that? | 0:01:07 | 0:01:09 | |
I've heard louder mosquitoes! I said, do you think you can do that? | 0:01:09 | 0:01:14 | |
THEY ALL CHEER | 0:01:14 | 0:01:15 | |
Like your style, Kat. | 0:01:17 | 0:01:18 | |
Very nice. | 0:01:20 | 0:01:22 | |
Kat. | 0:01:22 | 0:01:23 | |
You know, if winning is so important to you, | 0:01:23 | 0:01:27 | |
how come you're subbing your lethal weapon? | 0:01:27 | 0:01:29 | |
Because it also happens to have a dangerously large ego! | 0:01:29 | 0:01:34 | |
Oh-ho-ho-ho! | 0:01:34 | 0:01:36 | |
Assertive women. Love 'em. | 0:01:36 | 0:01:37 | |
-Mate, she kills me. -Right, the bus leaves in five. | 0:01:37 | 0:01:40 | |
So make sure everyone's been to the little boys' room | 0:01:40 | 0:01:42 | |
and then we'll set off. | 0:01:42 | 0:01:43 | |
-That's right, boys. -Oi. -What? | 0:01:43 | 0:01:46 | |
-How did I do? -Darling, I gotta say, you were fantastic. | 0:01:46 | 0:01:49 | |
Seriously. And if I didn't have to get on the bus, | 0:01:49 | 0:01:51 | |
-I'd sneak you upstairs right now. -Alfie Moon, hold that thought. | 0:01:51 | 0:01:55 | |
OK, give me a kiss. | 0:01:55 | 0:01:56 | |
Just wanted to see how you are. | 0:01:59 | 0:02:01 | |
Fat. Bored. Stuck indoors. | 0:02:01 | 0:02:04 | |
I love being 16. | 0:02:04 | 0:02:05 | |
I tell you what, why don't I take you out for a drink? | 0:02:07 | 0:02:10 | |
I thought you had football? | 0:02:10 | 0:02:11 | |
Nah, I didn't get in. | 0:02:12 | 0:02:13 | |
Yeah, yeah - you mean you only made the bench? | 0:02:13 | 0:02:17 | |
Least you ain't in prison. | 0:02:17 | 0:02:19 | |
-Come on, I've brought 'em now. -Don't want your blood gifts. | 0:02:21 | 0:02:23 | |
You all right, Michael? | 0:02:23 | 0:02:24 | |
-You think a few poxy shirts is going to get you back in with the family? -Let's have a look. | 0:02:24 | 0:02:28 | |
-Oh, these are great. Thank you. -You're welcome. | 0:02:28 | 0:02:33 | |
How's little Pat? | 0:02:35 | 0:02:36 | |
Yeah, she's, you know, she's better. | 0:02:36 | 0:02:38 | |
She's, she's a tenacious little thing, so... | 0:02:38 | 0:02:41 | |
Had to come back and get more clothes | 0:02:41 | 0:02:43 | |
cos her existing ones, they don't fit her. They're too big. | 0:02:43 | 0:02:47 | |
If you need anything, yeah? | 0:02:51 | 0:02:53 | |
Thank you, Kat. | 0:02:54 | 0:02:55 | |
See ya. | 0:02:57 | 0:02:58 | |
-Don't say it. -Well... | 0:03:00 | 0:03:02 | |
-Where's Trace? -She's running late. | 0:03:03 | 0:03:06 | |
-Great! She knows we've got a match and Jean's polishing her telescope! -Give it a rest! | 0:03:06 | 0:03:10 | |
Here, have a look, what do you reckon? | 0:03:10 | 0:03:12 | |
Yeah, add at the bottom, "Join us after to celebrate." | 0:03:12 | 0:03:15 | |
-Feeling confident, ain't ya? -I am, yeah! | 0:03:15 | 0:03:17 | |
Right, come on everybody, drink up! | 0:03:17 | 0:03:18 | |
Let's go, we've got a football match to go to! Come on, The Vic! | 0:03:18 | 0:03:21 | |
You know he's only on the bench, right? | 0:03:21 | 0:03:24 | |
Well...not for long if Kat's got half a brain. | 0:03:24 | 0:03:28 | |
So...what do you think? | 0:03:28 | 0:03:31 | |
Funny, don't see them WAGs covered in face paints, do you? | 0:03:32 | 0:03:35 | |
Grab me some baby wipes, would you, yeah? | 0:03:40 | 0:03:43 | |
-Got one for me, darling? -Yep, here y'are. | 0:03:43 | 0:03:46 | |
Luke, you can stand in for Jay - seeing as he can't be bothered to turn up. | 0:03:46 | 0:03:49 | |
Come on, Kat, man! | 0:03:49 | 0:03:50 | |
No! It's Guv'nor. | 0:03:50 | 0:03:53 | |
Do you reckon there'll be scouts there today? | 0:03:53 | 0:03:56 | |
Yes, heard there's a spot on the England squad going. | 0:03:56 | 0:03:58 | |
-And if you play really well, you might get signed up for a -real -pub league. | 0:03:58 | 0:04:01 | |
-Sweet. -Here y'are. | 0:04:01 | 0:04:03 | |
Remember what I told you about looking before you kick the ball. | 0:04:04 | 0:04:07 | |
How many times? I told you, I tripped on a divot. | 0:04:07 | 0:04:09 | |
-What's a divock? -A -divock -doesn't exist - | 0:04:09 | 0:04:12 | |
much like Dad's imaginary divot. | 0:04:12 | 0:04:14 | |
-All right, son, don't get cocky! -Yeah, Syed, don't mock the elderly. | 0:04:14 | 0:04:17 | |
-Oi. -I'm only joking, Mas! | 0:04:17 | 0:04:19 | |
Anyway, Alfie's the senior citizen of this team, ain't you, darling? | 0:04:19 | 0:04:22 | |
Don't listen to her, Masood. We're still in our prime. | 0:04:22 | 0:04:24 | |
Come on, son, let's go. Come on the lads! | 0:04:24 | 0:04:27 | |
-Hi, Alf. -All right? -All right? | 0:04:29 | 0:04:30 | |
-All right? -Brought yourself to watch a girl's team, then? | 0:04:30 | 0:04:33 | |
Gotta support my little brothers, ain't I? | 0:04:33 | 0:04:35 | |
I been watching them since they were knee high, their little legs! | 0:04:35 | 0:04:38 | |
DEREK LAUGHS | 0:04:38 | 0:04:40 | |
Oi, Max Branning, what have I told you about smoking? | 0:04:40 | 0:04:43 | |
All right, Miss. | 0:04:43 | 0:04:44 | |
-Thought you was talking about on the pitch! -Ha-ha-ha(!) Get on the coach. | 0:04:44 | 0:04:48 | |
Excuse me. | 0:04:48 | 0:04:49 | |
Anthony, hope this ain't one of yours. | 0:04:51 | 0:04:54 | |
Oh, all right, darling? | 0:04:54 | 0:04:56 | |
Oh, do me a fav... | 0:04:56 | 0:04:58 | |
-Oh, easy, easy! Easy! -Come off it! | 0:04:58 | 0:05:01 | |
Oh, get in there, son! | 0:05:01 | 0:05:03 | |
THEY CHEER | 0:05:03 | 0:05:05 | |
Jealousy's an unattractive quality, boys. | 0:05:05 | 0:05:08 | |
Hope you're going to save some of that passion | 0:05:08 | 0:05:11 | |
-in the tank for me, Jack. -Always. | 0:05:11 | 0:05:14 | |
That mine? | 0:05:15 | 0:05:16 | |
-Oh, yeah. Here y'are. -Thank you. | 0:05:16 | 0:05:18 | |
Right, come on then, driver. Let's go! | 0:05:18 | 0:05:20 | |
THEY ALL CHANT | 0:05:20 | 0:05:23 | |
Wait for us! Wait for us! | 0:05:23 | 0:05:26 | |
Can we go home now? | 0:05:26 | 0:05:27 | |
Kim don't give up that easy, you know. | 0:05:29 | 0:05:31 | |
All right, come on. | 0:05:32 | 0:05:34 | |
What, you just going to stand there? | 0:05:47 | 0:05:49 | |
Get stuck in. | 0:05:51 | 0:05:52 | |
PHIL CHUCKLES | 0:05:53 | 0:05:55 | |
Dear, oh, dear. | 0:06:02 | 0:06:04 | |
Boys, get those legs up! | 0:06:06 | 0:06:08 | |
This is like one of them naked-in-school dreams. | 0:06:08 | 0:06:10 | |
Vivienne Martinez - manager of the Old Lions. | 0:06:13 | 0:06:15 | |
Kathleen Moon, Queen Victoria. | 0:06:15 | 0:06:17 | |
My lot could do with a break today. | 0:06:18 | 0:06:20 | |
Excuse me? | 0:06:20 | 0:06:21 | |
Don't worry, I'll tell them to go easy. | 0:06:22 | 0:06:24 | |
Yeah, if they want to get caught with their pants down. | 0:06:24 | 0:06:27 | |
Right, lads, I want you to get out there and smash it! | 0:06:30 | 0:06:35 | |
-Play dirty if necessary. -And I thought this was going to be boring! | 0:06:35 | 0:06:37 | |
Go on, boys! | 0:06:37 | 0:06:40 | |
Go on the boys! | 0:06:40 | 0:06:41 | |
CROWD CHEERS AND SHOUTS | 0:06:41 | 0:06:43 | |
One text, eh? What's so great about Costa Rica | 0:06:45 | 0:06:47 | |
-that she can't spare the time for that? -I dunno, Jay. | 0:06:47 | 0:06:49 | |
-Probably the hot Costa Rican boys. -You reckon? | 0:06:49 | 0:06:52 | |
-Ugh! -What? | 0:06:52 | 0:06:53 | |
You're supposed to be cheering me up, not the other way round! | 0:06:53 | 0:06:57 | |
-What are you doing? -Keys... | 0:07:08 | 0:07:11 | |
Want to add breaking and entering to your list of crimes as well? | 0:07:11 | 0:07:14 | |
It's all right, I'll be at home and tucked up in bed | 0:07:14 | 0:07:16 | |
by my eight o'clock curfew. | 0:07:16 | 0:07:17 | |
Technically speaking, it's just entering. | 0:07:17 | 0:07:20 | |
What about Shirley's Shack? | 0:07:26 | 0:07:28 | |
I ain't selling cockles on the seafront. | 0:07:28 | 0:07:30 | |
You got any better ideas? | 0:07:30 | 0:07:32 | |
-Yeah, Beef Me Up! -PHIL LAUGHS | 0:07:32 | 0:07:34 | |
What? I like it. | 0:07:34 | 0:07:36 | |
What do you reckon, Ben? The name for my burger van? | 0:07:36 | 0:07:39 | |
Dad, can I have a word? | 0:07:39 | 0:07:42 | |
Don't you feel bad? | 0:07:53 | 0:07:55 | |
It's Heather's birthday today and she ain't got a clue. | 0:07:56 | 0:07:58 | |
Yeah, and have you seen her? She's smiling. | 0:07:58 | 0:08:01 | |
When was the last time you saw that, eh? | 0:08:01 | 0:08:03 | |
It just don't feel right, you know? Not to mark it. | 0:08:03 | 0:08:05 | |
And you need to move on as well, Ben. | 0:08:05 | 0:08:07 | |
I think we should tell her. | 0:08:10 | 0:08:11 | |
Do you really think now is the time for honesty? | 0:08:13 | 0:08:16 | |
Hmm? | 0:08:16 | 0:08:17 | |
Do you? | 0:08:17 | 0:08:19 | |
What was that?! What was that?! | 0:08:23 | 0:08:25 | |
-That's it, I'm off! -Come on, lads! | 0:08:25 | 0:08:28 | |
I've seen more passion in a retirement home! | 0:08:30 | 0:08:32 | |
-Push forward! -Calm down, we're a team! -Come on then, boys! Come on! | 0:08:33 | 0:08:38 | |
Jack! Jack! Whoa, whoa, whoa...! | 0:08:38 | 0:08:40 | |
Hiya, you all right? | 0:08:40 | 0:08:42 | |
Sorry we're late - Zainab was driving. | 0:08:46 | 0:08:49 | |
Er, excuse me! | 0:08:49 | 0:08:50 | |
You'd still be stuck on the Square if it wasn't for me. | 0:08:50 | 0:08:52 | |
So how are we doing, babe? | 0:08:52 | 0:08:53 | |
-3-0. -Well, that's good. -To them. -What? | 0:08:53 | 0:08:56 | |
'Ere, Kat, stick Ray on, man. He'll sort you out! | 0:08:58 | 0:09:01 | |
She's got a point, y'know. | 0:09:01 | 0:09:03 | |
-Know what I'm doing. -Listen, you got to start taking some risks. | 0:09:03 | 0:09:06 | |
You ain't going to win the match by keeping your old man happy. | 0:09:06 | 0:09:08 | |
Yeah? Then how come he's about to score? COME ON, ALFIE! | 0:09:08 | 0:09:11 | |
Go on, Alf! Go on, Alfie! | 0:09:11 | 0:09:14 | |
Come on, come on! | 0:09:14 | 0:09:16 | |
Go on! | 0:09:16 | 0:09:18 | |
WHISTLE BLOWS | 0:09:19 | 0:09:21 | |
THEY ALL SHOUT | 0:09:21 | 0:09:22 | |
We got a penalty! | 0:09:23 | 0:09:26 | |
THEY ALL CHEER Yes! | 0:09:26 | 0:09:27 | |
-Come on, Ty. -No, it's all right, I'll take it. I'll take it. | 0:09:27 | 0:09:30 | |
No, no, Alfie, let Tyler... | 0:09:30 | 0:09:32 | |
-I'll take the penalty, all right? -Sure? -Yeah, it's all right. -You sure? -Yeah, yeah, yeah. | 0:09:32 | 0:09:36 | |
-Go on, Alfie! -Come on, Alfie! Come on! -Alfie, keep it low, yeah? | 0:09:36 | 0:09:39 | |
-Come on, Alfie! -Come on! | 0:09:39 | 0:09:41 | |
THEY ALL SHOUT AND CHEER | 0:09:41 | 0:09:43 | |
-Oh, no! -Do me a favour! | 0:09:52 | 0:09:55 | |
-Stick Ray on, man! -Chin up, Alf. Come on. | 0:09:57 | 0:10:00 | |
Pint of lager, please. | 0:10:08 | 0:10:10 | |
You got any ID? | 0:10:10 | 0:10:11 | |
I know, shall we make some cocktails? | 0:10:12 | 0:10:14 | |
Your baby don't stand a chance. | 0:10:14 | 0:10:16 | |
For you, moron. | 0:10:16 | 0:10:18 | |
They're making a mockery of our defence. | 0:10:24 | 0:10:27 | |
Masood, Syed - wake up! | 0:10:27 | 0:10:29 | |
Mid-field - keep up the good work, Jack. | 0:10:29 | 0:10:31 | |
Safe hands? Yeah, right. | 0:10:33 | 0:10:35 | |
If you tried to put your head in your hands, you'd miss! | 0:10:35 | 0:10:38 | |
Max - plenty of teasing, not enough action. Don't hold back. | 0:10:38 | 0:10:41 | |
Yes, boss. | 0:10:41 | 0:10:42 | |
-Fat Boy. -Yes, your main man's right here. | 0:10:42 | 0:10:45 | |
Not enough teasing. You're rushing it. | 0:10:45 | 0:10:47 | |
Treat the ball like you would a woman. | 0:10:47 | 0:10:50 | |
Ty? Anthony? | 0:10:50 | 0:10:52 | |
Yeah, say no more. Ray, you're in. | 0:10:54 | 0:10:57 | |
Come on, you lot. Huddle up. | 0:10:59 | 0:11:01 | |
-Come on! We're not losers! -Come on then, boys. | 0:11:01 | 0:11:04 | |
Right, what do I want to see?! | 0:11:04 | 0:11:05 | |
-ALL SHOUT: -Passion! | 0:11:05 | 0:11:07 | |
TEAM ALL SHOUT | 0:11:07 | 0:11:10 | |
Sorry. Sorry, Alfie. | 0:11:12 | 0:11:14 | |
Hey, what are you talking about? Don't be silly. | 0:11:14 | 0:11:16 | |
I'm well proud of you, ain't I? | 0:11:16 | 0:11:18 | |
Come on, the lads, keep your heads up, let's have it... | 0:11:18 | 0:11:21 | |
Voila. | 0:11:28 | 0:11:30 | |
That tastes like toilet water. | 0:11:35 | 0:11:37 | |
That what you drink round yours? | 0:11:37 | 0:11:38 | |
Here, wait, who am I? | 0:11:38 | 0:11:40 | |
"Darlin', I made ya that cocktail, | 0:11:40 | 0:11:42 | |
"so you either better drink up and pay up | 0:11:42 | 0:11:44 | |
"or take your skinny little butt and get out of my pub." | 0:11:44 | 0:11:47 | |
Kat? | 0:11:47 | 0:11:49 | |
KEYS JINGLING | 0:11:49 | 0:11:50 | |
Get out the back. Get out the back. Quick, quick! | 0:11:50 | 0:11:53 | |
CROWD SHOUTING | 0:11:53 | 0:11:56 | |
Go on, Ray! Go on. | 0:12:04 | 0:12:08 | |
Go on! Go on! | 0:12:08 | 0:12:12 | |
CROWD CHEER AND APPLAUD | 0:12:12 | 0:12:15 | |
Well done, boys. Well done! | 0:12:21 | 0:12:23 | |
Give me a R... R! Give me a A... A! | 0:12:23 | 0:12:27 | |
-WHISTLE BLOWING -Unlucky, boys. Well played, boys. | 0:12:27 | 0:12:31 | |
-Well played. -Well played. | 0:12:31 | 0:12:33 | |
Almost had me worried there. | 0:12:37 | 0:12:39 | |
-Congratulations. -Cheers. -Yeah, well done. | 0:12:39 | 0:12:41 | |
-You want to bring the boys back to The Vic? -Thanks, might just do that. | 0:12:41 | 0:12:44 | |
Lovely. Well done, Jack. | 0:12:44 | 0:12:46 | |
Don't worry. We'll wipe that smile off her face next time, eh? | 0:12:47 | 0:12:51 | |
First round on you then, Guv, eh? | 0:12:51 | 0:12:53 | |
Yeah. THEY LAUGH | 0:12:53 | 0:12:55 | |
RADIO PLAYS | 0:13:14 | 0:13:17 | |
Won't budge - must be something wedged up against it! | 0:13:25 | 0:13:27 | |
Cos you ain't pushing hard enough. Get out the way, gimme a go! | 0:13:27 | 0:13:30 | |
So what do we do now, then? | 0:13:34 | 0:13:36 | |
..like Chris Waddle, weren't it? Italia '90. Broke my heart. | 0:14:00 | 0:14:03 | |
Yes, mate, yes. | 0:14:03 | 0:14:05 | |
So tell us, Alfie, when you were taking aim, | 0:14:05 | 0:14:07 | |
was it the goals you were lining up | 0:14:07 | 0:14:08 | |
or that plane that was flying above it? | 0:14:08 | 0:14:10 | |
Tell me, Jack, when you missed the open goal, | 0:14:10 | 0:14:12 | |
-were you frightened you were going to mess your hair up? -Get out of it! | 0:14:12 | 0:14:14 | |
Your face, though, your face, Alfie, was a picture... "Ooh!" | 0:14:14 | 0:14:18 | |
Is that supposed to be me, or a dying slug, | 0:14:18 | 0:14:20 | |
-or is that just your face? -No, no, this was you, Alfie... "Whey!" | 0:14:20 | 0:14:23 | |
What about when you missed the open header in the second half? | 0:14:23 | 0:14:26 | |
-You were like that... -Oi, don't try putting it back onto him. | 0:14:26 | 0:14:29 | |
-We ain't going to let you forget this! -At least he had the guts to stand and take it. | 0:14:29 | 0:14:32 | |
-I didn't see any of you lot offering. -No, I offered. I offered. -He did. | 0:14:32 | 0:14:35 | |
-I'm proud of him for giving it a go. -At least his missus still loves him. | 0:14:35 | 0:14:38 | |
But I bet he ain't getting any tonight! | 0:14:38 | 0:14:40 | |
-He's got more chance than you, Derek! -Ahh! | 0:14:40 | 0:14:43 | |
First round's on me, Trace! | 0:14:43 | 0:14:45 | |
THEY ALL CHEER | 0:14:45 | 0:14:46 | |
-ALL CHANT: -We love you, Kat Moon, we do. | 0:14:46 | 0:14:49 | |
We love you, Kat Moon, we do. We love you, Kat Moon, we do... | 0:14:49 | 0:14:53 | |
All right! Shh, calm down, let Mrs Moon talk, thank you. | 0:14:53 | 0:14:57 | |
Right, your attention for a moment, please. | 0:14:57 | 0:15:00 | |
Right, first off, I'd like to congratulate the Old Lions on their victory, fair and square. | 0:15:00 | 0:15:05 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:15:05 | 0:15:06 | |
But seeing as this is my pub, | 0:15:06 | 0:15:10 | |
the man of the match award is decided by me. | 0:15:10 | 0:15:12 | |
So, step up, Mr Ray Dixon! | 0:15:12 | 0:15:15 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:15:15 | 0:15:17 | |
Almost saved us from the jaws of defeat - next time, eh, Ray? | 0:15:21 | 0:15:24 | |
OK, now that's my man, OK! | 0:15:24 | 0:15:26 | |
Read and weep - he's coming home! | 0:15:26 | 0:15:29 | |
-Go on, Ray. -Someone else who caught my attention on the field today - | 0:15:30 | 0:15:33 | |
Legs of the Match goes to Mr Jack Branning! | 0:15:33 | 0:15:38 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:15:38 | 0:15:41 | |
Thank you very much. | 0:15:42 | 0:15:43 | |
I just want to say a big thank you to my mother and father | 0:15:43 | 0:15:46 | |
-for the lovely genes. -What, these ones? -Yeah, these ones. | 0:15:46 | 0:15:48 | |
Apologies to my brothers, you know, for taking all the best bits. | 0:15:48 | 0:15:51 | |
-Oi, oi, oi, shut up! -Sit down, sit down! | 0:15:51 | 0:15:54 | |
But most of all, I want to thank my brilliant team for doing me so proud. | 0:15:54 | 0:15:58 | |
So, kick back and have a good time! | 0:15:58 | 0:16:01 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:16:01 | 0:16:03 | |
-Oi, big foot, watch your legs. -All right! | 0:16:12 | 0:16:15 | |
-Smells nice. -Yep, none for you, though. | 0:16:17 | 0:16:20 | |
Impressive skills on the pitch today. | 0:16:20 | 0:16:22 | |
You ever played professionally? | 0:16:22 | 0:16:23 | |
You're kidding, right? He's ancient! | 0:16:23 | 0:16:25 | |
Oi, what do you mean, "ancient"? Go and stick a tune on the jukebox. | 0:16:25 | 0:16:28 | |
Go on. | 0:16:28 | 0:16:29 | |
-Nah, nah, cooking's my thing. -Well, we could do with a chef too. | 0:16:32 | 0:16:35 | |
Too? | 0:16:35 | 0:16:36 | |
The Old Lion, Dalston... | 0:16:37 | 0:16:40 | |
we're missing a good man up front. | 0:16:40 | 0:16:43 | |
You know, I'm flattered, really, but...I'm happy here. Thanks. | 0:16:45 | 0:16:49 | |
What a shame. | 0:16:49 | 0:16:51 | |
Oi, you trying to poach my team? | 0:16:51 | 0:16:54 | |
Lucky for you he's loyal. | 0:16:54 | 0:16:56 | |
Glad you know which side your bread's buttered. | 0:17:03 | 0:17:06 | |
Well, I'm glad you realised | 0:17:06 | 0:17:07 | |
the goldmine standing right in front of you. | 0:17:07 | 0:17:10 | |
Shame it took you so long. | 0:17:10 | 0:17:12 | |
You might be a decent player, but if you're not playing for the team | 0:17:12 | 0:17:14 | |
you might as well be scoring own goals. | 0:17:14 | 0:17:16 | |
Kim might think you're God's gift | 0:17:16 | 0:17:18 | |
but if you believe every word that comes out of her gob, | 0:17:18 | 0:17:20 | |
you'll be falling on that handsome face of yours. | 0:17:20 | 0:17:23 | |
Yeah, all right, Guv. Point taken. | 0:17:23 | 0:17:26 | |
-This done, yeah? -No, no... | 0:17:27 | 0:17:29 | |
Ooh! | 0:17:29 | 0:17:30 | |
Quick, quick, quick - run it under cold water. | 0:17:30 | 0:17:32 | |
Sorry. | 0:17:38 | 0:17:39 | |
Don't be. | 0:17:40 | 0:17:41 | |
I'll just take these, yeah? | 0:17:42 | 0:17:44 | |
Alfie's right there, we'll just have to wait. | 0:17:58 | 0:18:00 | |
What time is it? My battery's dead. | 0:18:00 | 0:18:02 | |
Jay, just tell me. Jay! | 0:18:03 | 0:18:06 | |
20 to eight. | 0:18:08 | 0:18:09 | |
-Fantastic, just great(!) -What? This weren't my idea! | 0:18:09 | 0:18:12 | |
I'm 16 - having my first baby in a prison. | 0:18:12 | 0:18:13 | |
Don't be daft, I'll get you out of here. I just... | 0:18:13 | 0:18:16 | |
How? We're stuck. | 0:18:16 | 0:18:17 | |
I'm going to be a rubbish mum, ain't I? | 0:18:19 | 0:18:21 | |
What? Where'd that come from? | 0:18:21 | 0:18:23 | |
You'll be amazing, Lo. | 0:18:25 | 0:18:27 | |
Why? | 0:18:27 | 0:18:29 | |
Because...you're young... | 0:18:37 | 0:18:40 | |
so you'll remember exactly how she's feeling... | 0:18:40 | 0:18:42 | |
..you'll give her great advice... | 0:18:43 | 0:18:45 | |
you're fun, so she'll never get bored... | 0:18:45 | 0:18:49 | |
you're smart... | 0:18:49 | 0:18:51 | |
-although you wouldn't necessarily think that now! -Shut up! | 0:18:51 | 0:18:54 | |
Seriously, she's a really lucky kid. | 0:18:56 | 0:19:00 | |
It's women like her who give football a bad name. | 0:19:05 | 0:19:07 | |
-I bet she's too busy hitching up her wotsits to learn the offside rule. -THEY LAUGH | 0:19:07 | 0:19:11 | |
Back in a bit, boys. | 0:19:11 | 0:19:13 | |
Excuse me a minute. | 0:19:14 | 0:19:16 | |
Haven't you got your own pub to go to? | 0:19:16 | 0:19:18 | |
-Allow me. -What are you doing? | 0:19:18 | 0:19:20 | |
No-one, but no-one, talks about the Guv'nor like that. | 0:19:23 | 0:19:27 | |
Especially in own her pub. | 0:19:27 | 0:19:28 | |
Got a soft spot, have we? | 0:19:28 | 0:19:30 | |
I'll tell your team to follow ya. | 0:19:32 | 0:19:34 | |
Babe, why don't you just come down? | 0:19:35 | 0:19:38 | |
Yeah, course there's women down there. | 0:19:38 | 0:19:40 | |
Well, Kat, Kim... | 0:19:40 | 0:19:41 | |
All right, yeah, fair enough. See you at home. | 0:19:44 | 0:19:47 | |
Tanya, when was the last time I ate a kebab? | 0:19:47 | 0:19:50 | |
All right, I'll see you later. | 0:19:50 | 0:19:51 | |
What are you doing out here? | 0:19:53 | 0:19:55 | |
Not a lot. Skulking. | 0:19:55 | 0:19:58 | |
What's that when it's at home? | 0:19:58 | 0:20:00 | |
Bit of leaning, bit of this. | 0:20:00 | 0:20:02 | |
Yeah, that's it. | 0:20:04 | 0:20:06 | |
SHE COUGHS AND SPLUTTERS | 0:20:10 | 0:20:14 | |
You're a rubbish skulker. | 0:20:14 | 0:20:15 | |
Oi, you! | 0:20:15 | 0:20:17 | |
So, what's wrong with my legs? | 0:20:19 | 0:20:21 | |
They're just a bit, erm... SHE LAUGHS | 0:20:21 | 0:20:24 | |
Careful, you got a man's ego at stake here. | 0:20:24 | 0:20:26 | |
..pasty. | 0:20:26 | 0:20:28 | |
Good shape, though, ain't they? | 0:20:29 | 0:20:31 | |
Yeah, they're all right, I'll give you that. | 0:20:31 | 0:20:34 | |
-Yours ain't bad either. -Oh, yeah? | 0:20:35 | 0:20:38 | |
You finished? | 0:20:43 | 0:20:44 | |
Your glass. | 0:20:46 | 0:20:48 | |
Not yet. | 0:20:50 | 0:20:51 | |
And for your information, I did get picked for the football team, | 0:20:53 | 0:20:56 | |
I just chose to do athletics instead. I did! | 0:20:56 | 0:20:58 | |
Nothing to do with the fact you were scared of the other boys towering over you? | 0:20:58 | 0:21:02 | |
Being a late developer's nothing to be ashamed of, Syed. | 0:21:02 | 0:21:05 | |
Yeah, well, he's certainly made up for that now. | 0:21:05 | 0:21:08 | |
Kat, darling, can you change the barrel please, darling? | 0:21:08 | 0:21:11 | |
Great(!) | 0:21:11 | 0:21:12 | |
Let me do that for you, Kat? | 0:21:25 | 0:21:28 | |
You don't like a lady getting her hands dirty? | 0:21:30 | 0:21:32 | |
Well, excuse me for being the white knight. | 0:21:32 | 0:21:35 | |
That Vivienne... | 0:21:35 | 0:21:36 | |
..was she bad-mouthing me? | 0:21:38 | 0:21:41 | |
You don't have to worry about women like that, Kat. | 0:21:41 | 0:21:44 | |
She's not a patch on you. | 0:21:46 | 0:21:47 | |
I ain't the kind of girl that needs a white knight... | 0:21:49 | 0:21:53 | |
but thank you, Derek. | 0:21:53 | 0:21:55 | |
You all right? You got my text, then? They're upstairs. | 0:21:58 | 0:22:01 | |
-Derek. -Michael. | 0:22:02 | 0:22:03 | |
PHONE RINGS | 0:22:18 | 0:22:21 | |
Derek Branning. | 0:22:23 | 0:22:24 | |
Hello, mate. How are you? | 0:22:25 | 0:22:28 | |
Yeah, long time no see. | 0:22:28 | 0:22:31 | |
How's tricks? | 0:22:31 | 0:22:32 | |
-Just a few booties and vests. Most of it's pretty unisex. -Yeah. | 0:22:34 | 0:22:38 | |
That's kind, thanks. | 0:22:41 | 0:22:43 | |
Oh... They're still a bit big, though. | 0:22:46 | 0:22:48 | |
Well, keep 'em. | 0:22:49 | 0:22:51 | |
You'll be glad of 'em in a couple of months. | 0:22:52 | 0:22:55 | |
Yeah? | 0:22:55 | 0:22:56 | |
She's going to be fine, Michael. | 0:23:01 | 0:23:04 | |
Thanks. | 0:23:05 | 0:23:06 | |
We love you, Kat Moon, we do! We love you, Kat Moon, we do...' | 0:23:06 | 0:23:10 | |
Someone's popular. | 0:23:10 | 0:23:12 | |
What can I say? | 0:23:13 | 0:23:15 | |
You should stick at this football lark... | 0:23:16 | 0:23:19 | |
suits ya. | 0:23:19 | 0:23:20 | |
-All right, Alf? -Michael. | 0:23:23 | 0:23:25 | |
-Missing you down there. -Yeah, I know. | 0:23:29 | 0:23:32 | |
-Got a bit of a fan club going on. -Mmm! | 0:23:32 | 0:23:36 | |
Do you think this suits me, this football lark? | 0:23:36 | 0:23:39 | |
Too right. Mind you, I think you look knockout in anything | 0:23:39 | 0:23:41 | |
so it don't matter, does it? | 0:23:41 | 0:23:43 | |
Haven't really spent much time together, have we, since I been back? | 0:23:45 | 0:23:48 | |
I know... | 0:23:51 | 0:23:53 | |
..you're right... | 0:23:54 | 0:23:56 | |
Am I? | 0:23:57 | 0:23:58 | |
Yeah, course you're right. | 0:23:59 | 0:24:01 | |
And listen, I know, sweetheart, hands up, it's all my fault. | 0:24:01 | 0:24:04 | |
And look, listen, you know, what with the Vic, Tommy and Shenice... | 0:24:04 | 0:24:09 | |
-Mo, Jean... -There you go, Mo and Jean, you know. | 0:24:09 | 0:24:11 | |
But, hey, hands up, Scout's honour - | 0:24:11 | 0:24:15 | |
-Tomorrow. -Tomorrow. | 0:24:15 | 0:24:18 | |
Tomorrow. Come here, you - mwah! | 0:24:18 | 0:24:20 | |
Hear that? "We love you, Kat Moon, we do." | 0:24:20 | 0:24:24 | |
(Oi, Alfie, don't wake Tommy!) | 0:24:27 | 0:24:28 | |
-CUSTOMERS CHANTING: -Queen Vic till I die! | 0:24:33 | 0:24:35 | |
I'm Queen Vic till I die | 0:24:35 | 0:24:38 | |
I know I am, I'm sure I am I'm Queen Vic till I die... | 0:24:38 | 0:24:42 | |
Come on. Come on. | 0:24:44 | 0:24:45 | |
Hey! | 0:25:07 | 0:25:08 | |
We love you, Kat Moon, we do! We love you, Kat Moon, we do... | 0:25:08 | 0:25:13 | |
You coming in or what? | 0:25:30 | 0:25:32 | |
-SHOUTS: -You have got ten seconds to get in here now! | 0:25:41 | 0:25:44 | |
Five...four...three...two... | 0:25:44 | 0:25:47 | |
One! | 0:25:47 | 0:25:48 | |
What? | 0:25:56 | 0:25:57 | |
Lola! | 0:25:59 | 0:26:00 | |
SHE PANTS | 0:26:04 | 0:26:07 | |
..he was flapping like an absolute... | 0:26:28 | 0:26:31 | |
-ALL: -We love you, Kat Moon, we do We love you Kat Moon, we do | 0:26:35 | 0:26:41 | |
We love you Kat Moon, we do. | 0:26:41 | 0:26:44 | |
Oh, Kat Moon, we love you. | 0:26:44 | 0:26:47 | |
THEY ALL LAUGH AND CHEER | 0:26:47 | 0:26:49 | |
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