05/07/2012 EastEnders


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No. I know, don't say it, all right.

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HE GROANS

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And before you ask, the answer is yes, all right.

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I do feel as bad as I look.

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HE GASPS

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Come on, Kat, don't give me the silent treatment.

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What? You never done something you shouldn't?

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Kat?

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All right boys? A touch, touch, a touch from me.

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And I'll have some of them seltzers as well please, Dee.

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I've got a mouth like a bus driver's...glove.

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All right, Jack? How's your legs this morning?

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-Ruined. You?

-Sore. Not as sore as me head though.

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It's the worst thing about the morning after, innit?

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The blanks.

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You wake up and you say to yourself,

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"I know I done something last night, but I can't remember what it was."

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Yeah, yeah, I know, mate.

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Hold on a sec, she's here right now. Hold on, stay there.

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Bloke about the pub football team. Entry forms and stuff?

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No, not now.

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Listen, mate, can she ring you a bit later on, is that all right?

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Yeah, all right. Cheers, mate. Bye.

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PHONE RINGS

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It's second-hand, what do you expect?

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Second-hand stuff always smells.

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Stinks more like. No wonder no-one's buying anything.

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I know.

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Had Head Office on the phone to me yesterday

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wanting to know why it was so quiet.

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People ain't got any money to spend, that's why.

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Who wants to spend it on tat?

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What do you know?

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Maybe I should put some more stuff outside.

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Or I could change the window display.

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Take some old rubbish out and put some new rubbish in its place.

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Genius.

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-You going somewhere?

-To see Lola.

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Not today you're not.

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D'you want help down the Arches?

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No. You're going to help Shirley out. First run of the burger van.

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You up for that?

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Yeah, I just asked him, he said he'd love to. Didn't you, Ben?

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Course.

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Can I just get a coffee.

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Still here then?

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Not for much longer.

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Oh?

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Mission accomplished. Any day now.

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I think that girl's got a bit of a thing for you.

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What, don't tell me you haven't noticed?

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And what business is it of yours?

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I'm your dad.

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Can I sue? Trade Descriptions Act or something?

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Like I keep telling you, we're more alike than you think.

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Yeah, right-o, Derek. In your dreams.

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My nightmares.

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Good looks.

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I take after Mum, everyone's always said it.

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Answer for everything.

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Leave me alone, will you?

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-Bit of a temper.

-Please?

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Quick on the uptake.

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I'll even throw in a little bit of crafty as well.

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And we're both in the doghouse with Alice.

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Like I said. Loads.

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-So you up for it then?

-Well, yeah.

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You're up for it, ain't you, Max? Pub league?

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-Come on then.

-You going for that, then?

-You all right, Mike?

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Cos I can hook you up with the proper gear. Shirts, all that.

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HE SIGHS

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Yeah, I know Ray's up for it an' all.

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Yeah, well he would be, wouldn't he.

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-Cock of the walk ain't he, that one?

-And Kat must be up for it.

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Yeah, she had a good time, didn't she?

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-So what's the problem?

-Yeah, it'll be fine.

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This is the economy pack.

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Yeah, well, think of the mark up we're going to make.

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-They're frozen.

-Then we'll defrost them.

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It'll take all day.

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20 minutes max. We can use that blowtorch down the Arches.

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Shirl!

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Or we can just stick 'em in the microwave. Cheers.

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No. Stack those over by the magazines there, will you?

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Actually, I think they work better by the till.

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Yes, well, yeah. That is a good idea.

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This bag gets heavier every day.

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However, my idea is just better. So, over by the magazines?

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Anytime in the next, you know, 24 hours if that'll do you.

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Oh, it's from Head Office.

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Oh, my goodness, it must be the results.

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The Best Minute Mart in East London.

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And there's none better, I've visited them all.

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We come out best on customer choice, customer service,

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on ambience, on convenience.

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Best see what the Head Office thinks, eh?

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Oh, d'you know, this is ridiculous, I'm actually quite nervous, here.

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I think you'll find I'm the one who's supposed to be nervous.

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Meaning?

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Shall I?

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Well?

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Oh.

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Mas, is this some sort of a wind up or...

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No, I'm sorry, Denise, it says it here in black and white.

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You're not the best Minute Mart in East London.

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You're the best in the South and the East.

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That's amazing!

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Show me.

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Look after them, all right. Take care of them. Have a lovely day.

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Bye.

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Looking for something special?

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-Present for my Dad, it's his birthday.

-Oh.

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I was thinking something for his flat.

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That's nice.

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It looks nice. It's not...

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What?

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You hear such stories - markets, second-hand places...

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Is it knocked-off in other words?

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I didn't say that. But seeing as you said it.

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That is a 100% kosher and above board.

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It's a much-prized possession from a loving home.

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How did it end up here then?

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You really are the careful type, aren't you?

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It's former owner has no use for it any more.

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Because?

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Because he's kind of former all the way around.

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-He's dead?

-Well, I hope so for his sake, he was cremated yesterday.

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So you knew him then?

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I knew someone who knew him, put it that way.

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So, the vase? What you saying?

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I'll think about it.

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All right? Takeaway coffee please.

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Michael. How's Janine?

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She's better, thank you. And the baby's better as well.

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Cheers.

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How's my kid doing, Michael? Settling in OK, is he?

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Yeah.

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He's a good kid. Bit messed up.

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But then, you'd understand that.

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Treat him well, yeah?

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Me and Joey, we haven't always seen eye-to-eye,

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but he's my son after all.

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THEY GIGGLE EXCITEDLY

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Cake, please and lots of it.

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Celebrating?

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Oh, yes, and why shouldn't we?

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We already know that we are the best Minute Mart in East...

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-And South.

-..And South London. And Head Office agrees.

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Wow. Have it on me then.

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Oh, thank you.

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You know, I knew all my hard work would pay off.

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So what do you think my prize will be, huh?

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Do you think like a little mini holiday or maybe some paid leave?

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I could really do with that,

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after the extra hours that I have put in.

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You know, I've put in a fair few hours myself.

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Behind that till day in, day out, night in and night out.

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-We don't even open during the night.

-No. Evenings.

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Anyway, I've always believed it is the quality

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of the contribution that counts.

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Look, this prize, yeah, whatever it is, maybe we can share it.

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SHE LAUGHS

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Now why would I want to share something that is rightfully mine?

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And that too with someone who didn't do anything to earn it?

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No. It's been decided. I'm keeping that prize.

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I insist on it.

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Oh, do you?

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There you are, my dear.

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Thank you, Patrick, but I think I'd choke on it.

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Zainab, I'm really worried about this.

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Relax. It's working beautifully.

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Kat. Walford's finest.

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Guaranteed to work every time.

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Well, almost every time.

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They're lovely.

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Listen, Kat, you ain't got the hump with me any more, have you?

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I never had. Come here.

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If I'd know you were going to be like this,

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I'd have saved myself a few quid.

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I'm joking. Listen, sweetheart, the organiser's been on the phone again.

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Let me finish, he's been bending my ear, cos all the lads,

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they want to play football, Jack, Max, Ray.

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And Derek, he's been driving me nuts,

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talking about opening up a book or something.

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Come on ,sweetheart, you loved it like the rest of us.

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All right, I messed up a little bit.

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Yeah, but doing it regular, in a league though,

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it's a lot of hard work.

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Yeah, yeah, I know, granted. It's worth a try, yeah?

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It's easy for you to say, sparked out flat on your face.

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I don't understand, you were up for it yesterday, you've gone full circle.

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That's when I thought it was a one-off.

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But we've got this pub to run, and Tommy to look after.

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I know, just think about it, the roar of the crowd.

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One man and his dog more like.

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The last-minute corner, injury-time header,

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the pleasure, the pain, the ecstasy.

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-I just don't feel easy about it.

-What do you mean, easy? I don't...

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I can't explain it, I just don't.

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PHONE RINGS

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Look, stop phoning me, all right? I don't want to know.

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All right, superstar? Happy Birthday, mate.

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I thought they'd have given you the afternoon off, but work is work.

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Nah, it's not my birthday for another six months.

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What made you think it was?

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Mr Coker?

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The very same.

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I wonder if I might have a little word?

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Regarding?

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Well, business.

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My sincere condolences, my dear, dear lady.

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If you'll just give me a moment, we'll go back to my office.

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Not that kind of business.

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Here, darlin'. Want to see where I live?

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I want to know WHY you live.

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Right, come on. Let's see how you flip it.

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How?

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Well, stick that thing underneath and flick it.

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Right, ready.

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Never mind about that one, the local dog'll have it later.

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Right, give it here. Now watch how the master does it.

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Lucy, it's a bit early for clubbing, innit.

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Oh, no, I just took some stuff to the charity shop.

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Oh, I see.

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-I'm not a stalker.

-Yet.

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Hey, darlin'...

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I got this beautiful penthouse, river views, the lot.

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Sorry, and this is who?

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The Missing Link.

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You would look so good on my wrap-around balcony.

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Right, why don't you go to some dark place and...

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carry on evolving?

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All right. Not being taken for a mug, am I?

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Meaning?

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Meaning why's your old man so concerned about you all of a sudden?

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-It's got nothing to do with me.

-I thought you didn't get on.

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-We don't.

-That's the main reason I took you on.

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-So what you trying to say? I'm a liar?

-Are you?

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You want to watch your mouth.

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Oh, dear. You're beginning to sound like him as well.

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Hope I haven't made a mistake.

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Stop fussing, Masood.

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I can't help it, it's completely against all the rules.

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-Who's going to know?

-The envelope was addressed to Denise.

-So?

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-PHONE RINGS

-Kamil!

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If she ever finds out you've already read it...

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-How will she know? I'm won't tell her.

-Hello.

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-And if you tell her, I will kill you.

-It's Kamil.

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Give me the phone.

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Hello?

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Who was it, Kamil?

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A man.

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Hmm. Look, I'm going to burn this, right now.

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Yeah, you do whatever you want, just stop fussing, Masood.

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-If Denise ever comes here.

-Whatever.

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Shirl, we've got customers,

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Right.

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You try one, make sure they're all right

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-and then I can start serving.

-Why don't you?

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What's the problem? That dog didn't keel over, did it?

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All right, here you are. We'll do it together, yeah?

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After three.

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One, two, three.

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-Shirl!

-Well, what's it like?

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It's OK.

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What, really?

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Yeah. It's all right.

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Right, what can I get you?

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I'll have a burger and chips please.

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-You know, talk about pigheaded,

-Calm down now, man.

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-Obstinate, stubborn.

-I don't see the problem.

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She thinks this is a one-woman show you see, that's the problem.

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She can't think that. I mean, both of you work here.

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Yes. I've worked here longer though.

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Yes, but what I'm trying to...

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And I am actually the boss.

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I see, so if this is a one-woman-show,

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then you are that woman, right?

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Oh, I didn't actually say that. Not in so many words.

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Sounded like it to me.

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Well, however it sounds to an employee, it is actually

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the manageress who's going to be claiming the prize, so...

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What, so I get nothing? For all my hard work?

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Made even harder by my manageress's underhanded trick with the Inspector.

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No, in recognition of your efforts...

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Which were prolonged and strenuous, I am so exhausted.

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Yes, yes, yes, OK, OK! So we can look into a little bit

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of that time off that you was after.

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A bit?

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OK, then, maybe a few days,

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Alfie, what's all this?

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It's a surprise, all right, a surprise.

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Oh! That honks!

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Stinks a bit, don't it? Here we go, look.

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I've hung up my boots, ain't I.

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Well, no, I've actually burnt 'em, to be honest with you.

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Oh, it stinks.

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Kat, come on, sweetheart. I'm not stupid, all right?

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I know it's not been easy for you to have to put me in the team

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when you've got much better players who want to play the game.

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And I know it wasn't easy for you to take me off like that, all right?

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Oh, and I'm sorry about last night, my head's still buzzing a bit.

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So, basically, I am retiring, OK.

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From now on, me and you are going to manage the team together.

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Look what I've done. Sort it out. We've got a game next Wednesday.

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So it's not going to be about me or you, it's going to be about us.

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Us, and the Vic, eh. Come on, you.

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You've got a cosy little number going, ain't you?

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You tell the grieving relative you'll clear the house.

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Now, I don't believe that's in your remit. But never mind.

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Top rates, all that old toffee.

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-Which isn't exactly illegal.

-It's a bit unethical though.

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Then you get a fair old kick-back passing the stock on

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to the Moon boys. Very dodgy Moon boys, at that.

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Stock that might find its way into a charity shop instead.

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Just imagine if word got out.

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There's no reason for it to get out.

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If you cut us into the same sort of deal.

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Say, one house to the Moons and the next to us?

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She's not as green as she's cabbage-looking, is she?

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Is that a compliment?

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Most definitely a compliment, darling.

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Your very last chance.

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A taste of paradise. Think about it.

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What a waste.

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Of a life.

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I was trying to be friendly.

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Oi, what are you doing! Hey!

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It's OK, Joey.

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I said, what are you doing?

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I can deal with this.

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All right, man. All right.

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The sweet smell of success. Is there anything more intoxicating?

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Jed Quinn. Brand Agent.

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You got my letter about the competition?

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-Oh.

-Yes. Yes.

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-Hug.

-Huh?

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-Group hug. Don't mind, do you?

-Eh...

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For the staff magazine?

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Action shot, you know, the moment you received the good news

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and all that, I know it's a bit pony.

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No, no, no, I don't mind.

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And now one of the two lovely ladies.

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Yes.

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And now, your prize.

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I mean, Denise's prize.

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-You sure?

-Yes, I insist.

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So would I.

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Why, what is it?

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-It was in with the letter.

-No, it weren't.

-No.

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Couldn't exactly have missed it.

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Brand Event of the year.

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Oh, my goodness! I would love that!

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We'd get to see all the new lines being launched.

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You know, laundry powder, dog food.

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Did you know about this?

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How could I?

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Well, there's no need to miss out.

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The prize is open for all employees.

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Look, says so here, in the small print, everyone can come along.

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It's OK, my reward's been sorted here.

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No, no, no.

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That's only cos we didn't know that it was for all of us, you see.

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And we do now.

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He was just a pathetic drunk. And Lucy's no helpless child either.

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Hope you're not some kind of Trojan Horse.

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You what?

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Sent in by your dad. To bring us all down.

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Cor.

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Yeah, all right, so we stink a bit.

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A bit? Mustard, ketchup, onions.

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Shame everything's so horrible.

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Since we kept a couple of burgers for you.

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But as everything stinks so bad.

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All right, come on, hand 'em over. Where are they?

0:23:120:23:16

No, you're right, we do have a whiff of abattoir about us.

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So, went well then?

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-Yeah, really well.

-I'll put this in the washing machine.

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I've got a bone to pick with you.

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-OK, all right, I'm sorry, all right.

-In here.

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I've already had my ear bent by Michael.

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Look, I don't need you riding to my rescue.

0:23:520:23:55

Come on.

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OK, OK.

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We're sorry OK.

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What were you going to do with this?

0:24:150:24:16

I was going to stick it on her grave.

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I know it sounds stupid.

0:24:190:24:21

No, it don't. At least somebody remembered her on her birthday.

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-Shirley...

-Why didn't you tell me?

0:24:240:24:27

Why is your name the only one on the card? Why isn't it from all of us?

0:24:270:24:30

-I don't know!

-When were you going to do it?

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What difference does it make?

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Yesterday? Today?

0:24:340:24:35

Yeah, I suppose so.

0:24:350:24:37

Oh, what? And then you decided to come with me instead?

0:24:370:24:41

You were going to do something really nice.

0:24:410:24:43

Something really thoughtful.

0:24:430:24:45

And then you thought, "Nah, I'd rather be flipping burgers."

0:24:450:24:48

I just thought it'd be a better way of remembering her.

0:24:490:24:52

What?

0:24:530:24:54

You know, having fun.

0:24:560:24:58

Like I was saying...I had it covered.

0:25:030:25:06

Going to pull out some killer moves were you?

0:25:060:25:09

Yup. Then you stormed in uninvited

0:25:090:25:12

and I didn't have chance to show them off...

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Not yet, anyway.

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I was just looking out for you.

0:25:170:25:19

No need.

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But seeing as you did...

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What's that for?

0:25:300:25:32

Thank you. Again.

0:25:320:25:35

And that was for?

0:25:430:25:46

That's me saying sorry.

0:25:460:25:49

Again.

0:25:490:25:50

And that was for?

0:25:580:25:59

Do you really need to ask?

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I'm bad news, Luce.

0:26:050:26:07

You don't look too bad to me.

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Terrible liar.

0:26:100:26:12

I'm shocked.

0:26:120:26:14

Don't say I didn't warn you.

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Kat, come and see this.

0:26:200:26:21

One of the lads in the market taped the football

0:26:210:26:24

and he's just burnt it to DVD.

0:26:240:26:26

Alfie!

0:26:260:26:27

PHONE RINGS

0:26:270:26:28

Phone centre have been hassling me all day.

0:26:280:26:30

-It's all right, I'll talk to them if you want.

-No. Ignore 'em. I am.

0:26:300:26:33

Hello. Go on, go through.

0:26:330:26:35

Yeah, all right, hold on. Kat.

0:26:360:26:40

Apparently it's your favourite feller.

0:26:400:26:42

Yeah, in his dreams. Quick.

0:26:420:26:43

Right, hold on, I'm coming.

0:26:430:26:46

Go on, Queen Vic!

0:26:460:26:47

Hello?

0:26:470:26:49

Now what? Of course I can't.

0:26:490:26:53

No, not even for a drink.

0:26:530:26:55

Well, you can wait all you like, cos I'm not going to call you back,

0:26:560:26:59

and listen to me, don't you ever, ever,

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pull a stroke like that on Alfie again. Do you hear me?

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