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No. I know, don't say it, all right. | 0:00:36 | 0:00:39 | |
HE GROANS | 0:00:40 | 0:00:41 | |
And before you ask, the answer is yes, all right. | 0:00:41 | 0:00:45 | |
I do feel as bad as I look. | 0:00:47 | 0:00:50 | |
HE GASPS | 0:00:50 | 0:00:52 | |
Come on, Kat, don't give me the silent treatment. | 0:01:00 | 0:01:04 | |
What? You never done something you shouldn't? | 0:01:04 | 0:01:07 | |
Kat? | 0:01:12 | 0:01:14 | |
All right boys? A touch, touch, a touch from me. | 0:01:26 | 0:01:30 | |
And I'll have some of them seltzers as well please, Dee. | 0:01:33 | 0:01:37 | |
I've got a mouth like a bus driver's...glove. | 0:01:37 | 0:01:41 | |
All right, Jack? How's your legs this morning? | 0:01:47 | 0:01:51 | |
-Ruined. You? -Sore. Not as sore as me head though. | 0:01:51 | 0:01:54 | |
It's the worst thing about the morning after, innit? | 0:02:05 | 0:02:08 | |
The blanks. | 0:02:10 | 0:02:12 | |
You wake up and you say to yourself, | 0:02:12 | 0:02:14 | |
"I know I done something last night, but I can't remember what it was." | 0:02:14 | 0:02:20 | |
Yeah, yeah, I know, mate. | 0:02:27 | 0:02:29 | |
Hold on a sec, she's here right now. Hold on, stay there. | 0:02:29 | 0:02:32 | |
Bloke about the pub football team. Entry forms and stuff? | 0:02:32 | 0:02:38 | |
No, not now. | 0:02:38 | 0:02:40 | |
Listen, mate, can she ring you a bit later on, is that all right? | 0:02:44 | 0:02:48 | |
Yeah, all right. Cheers, mate. Bye. | 0:02:48 | 0:02:51 | |
PHONE RINGS | 0:03:01 | 0:03:04 | |
It's second-hand, what do you expect? | 0:03:15 | 0:03:18 | |
Second-hand stuff always smells. | 0:03:18 | 0:03:19 | |
Stinks more like. No wonder no-one's buying anything. | 0:03:19 | 0:03:23 | |
I know. | 0:03:23 | 0:03:24 | |
Had Head Office on the phone to me yesterday | 0:03:24 | 0:03:26 | |
wanting to know why it was so quiet. | 0:03:26 | 0:03:28 | |
People ain't got any money to spend, that's why. | 0:03:28 | 0:03:31 | |
Who wants to spend it on tat? | 0:03:31 | 0:03:33 | |
What do you know? | 0:03:33 | 0:03:34 | |
Maybe I should put some more stuff outside. | 0:03:36 | 0:03:41 | |
Or I could change the window display. | 0:03:41 | 0:03:43 | |
Take some old rubbish out and put some new rubbish in its place. | 0:03:43 | 0:03:47 | |
Genius. | 0:03:47 | 0:03:48 | |
-You going somewhere? -To see Lola. | 0:04:28 | 0:04:30 | |
Not today you're not. | 0:04:30 | 0:04:31 | |
D'you want help down the Arches? | 0:04:33 | 0:04:35 | |
No. You're going to help Shirley out. First run of the burger van. | 0:04:35 | 0:04:38 | |
You up for that? | 0:04:38 | 0:04:40 | |
Yeah, I just asked him, he said he'd love to. Didn't you, Ben? | 0:04:40 | 0:04:43 | |
Course. | 0:04:43 | 0:04:45 | |
Can I just get a coffee. | 0:04:46 | 0:04:48 | |
Still here then? | 0:04:53 | 0:04:55 | |
Not for much longer. | 0:04:56 | 0:04:59 | |
Oh? | 0:04:59 | 0:05:00 | |
Mission accomplished. Any day now. | 0:05:01 | 0:05:05 | |
I think that girl's got a bit of a thing for you. | 0:05:12 | 0:05:15 | |
What, don't tell me you haven't noticed? | 0:05:15 | 0:05:18 | |
And what business is it of yours? | 0:05:18 | 0:05:19 | |
I'm your dad. | 0:05:19 | 0:05:21 | |
Can I sue? Trade Descriptions Act or something? | 0:05:22 | 0:05:25 | |
Like I keep telling you, we're more alike than you think. | 0:05:25 | 0:05:30 | |
Yeah, right-o, Derek. In your dreams. | 0:05:30 | 0:05:32 | |
My nightmares. | 0:05:32 | 0:05:34 | |
Good looks. | 0:05:34 | 0:05:35 | |
I take after Mum, everyone's always said it. | 0:05:35 | 0:05:39 | |
Answer for everything. | 0:05:39 | 0:05:41 | |
Leave me alone, will you? | 0:05:41 | 0:05:42 | |
-Bit of a temper. -Please? | 0:05:42 | 0:05:44 | |
Quick on the uptake. | 0:05:44 | 0:05:46 | |
I'll even throw in a little bit of crafty as well. | 0:05:47 | 0:05:51 | |
And we're both in the doghouse with Alice. | 0:05:51 | 0:05:53 | |
Like I said. Loads. | 0:05:53 | 0:05:56 | |
-So you up for it then? -Well, yeah. | 0:05:59 | 0:06:01 | |
You're up for it, ain't you, Max? Pub league? | 0:06:01 | 0:06:04 | |
-Come on then. -You going for that, then? -You all right, Mike? | 0:06:04 | 0:06:08 | |
Cos I can hook you up with the proper gear. Shirts, all that. | 0:06:08 | 0:06:11 | |
HE SIGHS | 0:06:11 | 0:06:13 | |
Yeah, I know Ray's up for it an' all. | 0:06:17 | 0:06:19 | |
Yeah, well he would be, wouldn't he. | 0:06:19 | 0:06:21 | |
-Cock of the walk ain't he, that one? -And Kat must be up for it. | 0:06:21 | 0:06:25 | |
Yeah, she had a good time, didn't she? | 0:06:25 | 0:06:27 | |
-So what's the problem? -Yeah, it'll be fine. | 0:06:27 | 0:06:31 | |
This is the economy pack. | 0:06:31 | 0:06:32 | |
Yeah, well, think of the mark up we're going to make. | 0:06:32 | 0:06:35 | |
-They're frozen. -Then we'll defrost them. | 0:06:35 | 0:06:37 | |
It'll take all day. | 0:06:37 | 0:06:38 | |
20 minutes max. We can use that blowtorch down the Arches. | 0:06:38 | 0:06:41 | |
Shirl! | 0:06:41 | 0:06:42 | |
Or we can just stick 'em in the microwave. Cheers. | 0:06:42 | 0:06:45 | |
No. Stack those over by the magazines there, will you? | 0:06:45 | 0:06:49 | |
Actually, I think they work better by the till. | 0:06:49 | 0:06:52 | |
Yes, well, yeah. That is a good idea. | 0:06:52 | 0:06:55 | |
This bag gets heavier every day. | 0:06:55 | 0:06:57 | |
However, my idea is just better. So, over by the magazines? | 0:06:57 | 0:07:03 | |
Anytime in the next, you know, 24 hours if that'll do you. | 0:07:03 | 0:07:06 | |
Oh, it's from Head Office. | 0:07:06 | 0:07:09 | |
Oh, my goodness, it must be the results. | 0:07:09 | 0:07:12 | |
The Best Minute Mart in East London. | 0:07:12 | 0:07:15 | |
And there's none better, I've visited them all. | 0:07:15 | 0:07:17 | |
We come out best on customer choice, customer service, | 0:07:17 | 0:07:20 | |
on ambience, on convenience. | 0:07:20 | 0:07:22 | |
Best see what the Head Office thinks, eh? | 0:07:22 | 0:07:25 | |
Oh, d'you know, this is ridiculous, I'm actually quite nervous, here. | 0:07:28 | 0:07:32 | |
I think you'll find I'm the one who's supposed to be nervous. | 0:07:32 | 0:07:35 | |
Meaning? | 0:07:35 | 0:07:36 | |
Shall I? | 0:07:36 | 0:07:38 | |
Well? | 0:07:47 | 0:07:49 | |
Oh. | 0:07:49 | 0:07:51 | |
Mas, is this some sort of a wind up or... | 0:07:51 | 0:07:53 | |
No, I'm sorry, Denise, it says it here in black and white. | 0:07:53 | 0:07:57 | |
You're not the best Minute Mart in East London. | 0:07:57 | 0:08:01 | |
You're the best in the South and the East. | 0:08:03 | 0:08:06 | |
That's amazing! | 0:08:08 | 0:08:10 | |
Show me. | 0:08:10 | 0:08:12 | |
Look after them, all right. Take care of them. Have a lovely day. | 0:08:14 | 0:08:17 | |
Bye. | 0:08:17 | 0:08:18 | |
Looking for something special? | 0:08:22 | 0:08:24 | |
-Present for my Dad, it's his birthday. -Oh. | 0:08:24 | 0:08:27 | |
I was thinking something for his flat. | 0:08:27 | 0:08:30 | |
That's nice. | 0:08:30 | 0:08:32 | |
It looks nice. It's not... | 0:08:32 | 0:08:34 | |
What? | 0:08:34 | 0:08:36 | |
You hear such stories - markets, second-hand places... | 0:08:36 | 0:08:40 | |
Is it knocked-off in other words? | 0:08:40 | 0:08:42 | |
I didn't say that. But seeing as you said it. | 0:08:42 | 0:08:46 | |
That is a 100% kosher and above board. | 0:08:46 | 0:08:48 | |
It's a much-prized possession from a loving home. | 0:08:48 | 0:08:51 | |
How did it end up here then? | 0:08:51 | 0:08:53 | |
You really are the careful type, aren't you? | 0:08:53 | 0:08:55 | |
It's former owner has no use for it any more. | 0:08:55 | 0:08:59 | |
Because? | 0:08:59 | 0:09:00 | |
Because he's kind of former all the way around. | 0:09:00 | 0:09:03 | |
-He's dead? -Well, I hope so for his sake, he was cremated yesterday. | 0:09:03 | 0:09:07 | |
So you knew him then? | 0:09:07 | 0:09:09 | |
I knew someone who knew him, put it that way. | 0:09:09 | 0:09:12 | |
So, the vase? What you saying? | 0:09:12 | 0:09:17 | |
I'll think about it. | 0:09:17 | 0:09:19 | |
All right? Takeaway coffee please. | 0:09:25 | 0:09:28 | |
Michael. How's Janine? | 0:09:28 | 0:09:31 | |
She's better, thank you. And the baby's better as well. | 0:09:31 | 0:09:34 | |
Cheers. | 0:09:34 | 0:09:36 | |
How's my kid doing, Michael? Settling in OK, is he? | 0:09:37 | 0:09:41 | |
Yeah. | 0:09:41 | 0:09:42 | |
He's a good kid. Bit messed up. | 0:09:42 | 0:09:44 | |
But then, you'd understand that. | 0:09:44 | 0:09:47 | |
Treat him well, yeah? | 0:09:47 | 0:09:49 | |
Me and Joey, we haven't always seen eye-to-eye, | 0:09:49 | 0:09:52 | |
but he's my son after all. | 0:09:52 | 0:09:55 | |
THEY GIGGLE EXCITEDLY | 0:09:56 | 0:09:59 | |
Cake, please and lots of it. | 0:09:59 | 0:10:02 | |
Celebrating? | 0:10:02 | 0:10:03 | |
Oh, yes, and why shouldn't we? | 0:10:03 | 0:10:05 | |
We already know that we are the best Minute Mart in East... | 0:10:05 | 0:10:08 | |
-And South. -..And South London. And Head Office agrees. | 0:10:08 | 0:10:11 | |
Wow. Have it on me then. | 0:10:11 | 0:10:13 | |
Oh, thank you. | 0:10:13 | 0:10:14 | |
You know, I knew all my hard work would pay off. | 0:10:14 | 0:10:18 | |
So what do you think my prize will be, huh? | 0:10:18 | 0:10:21 | |
Do you think like a little mini holiday or maybe some paid leave? | 0:10:21 | 0:10:25 | |
I could really do with that, | 0:10:25 | 0:10:27 | |
after the extra hours that I have put in. | 0:10:27 | 0:10:29 | |
You know, I've put in a fair few hours myself. | 0:10:29 | 0:10:31 | |
Behind that till day in, day out, night in and night out. | 0:10:31 | 0:10:35 | |
-We don't even open during the night. -No. Evenings. | 0:10:35 | 0:10:39 | |
Anyway, I've always believed it is the quality | 0:10:39 | 0:10:42 | |
of the contribution that counts. | 0:10:42 | 0:10:44 | |
Look, this prize, yeah, whatever it is, maybe we can share it. | 0:10:44 | 0:10:49 | |
SHE LAUGHS | 0:10:49 | 0:10:51 | |
Now why would I want to share something that is rightfully mine? | 0:10:51 | 0:10:54 | |
And that too with someone who didn't do anything to earn it? | 0:10:54 | 0:10:57 | |
No. It's been decided. I'm keeping that prize. | 0:10:57 | 0:10:59 | |
I insist on it. | 0:10:59 | 0:11:00 | |
Oh, do you? | 0:11:00 | 0:11:02 | |
There you are, my dear. | 0:11:02 | 0:11:06 | |
Thank you, Patrick, but I think I'd choke on it. | 0:11:06 | 0:11:08 | |
Zainab, I'm really worried about this. | 0:11:10 | 0:11:14 | |
Relax. It's working beautifully. | 0:11:14 | 0:11:16 | |
Kat. Walford's finest. | 0:11:25 | 0:11:28 | |
Guaranteed to work every time. | 0:11:28 | 0:11:31 | |
Well, almost every time. | 0:11:33 | 0:11:35 | |
They're lovely. | 0:11:35 | 0:11:38 | |
Listen, Kat, you ain't got the hump with me any more, have you? | 0:11:38 | 0:11:42 | |
I never had. Come here. | 0:11:42 | 0:11:45 | |
If I'd know you were going to be like this, | 0:11:47 | 0:11:49 | |
I'd have saved myself a few quid. | 0:11:49 | 0:11:51 | |
I'm joking. Listen, sweetheart, the organiser's been on the phone again. | 0:11:51 | 0:11:54 | |
Let me finish, he's been bending my ear, cos all the lads, | 0:11:54 | 0:11:57 | |
they want to play football, Jack, Max, Ray. | 0:11:57 | 0:11:58 | |
And Derek, he's been driving me nuts, | 0:11:58 | 0:12:01 | |
talking about opening up a book or something. | 0:12:01 | 0:12:04 | |
Come on ,sweetheart, you loved it like the rest of us. | 0:12:04 | 0:12:08 | |
All right, I messed up a little bit. | 0:12:08 | 0:12:10 | |
Yeah, but doing it regular, in a league though, | 0:12:10 | 0:12:13 | |
it's a lot of hard work. | 0:12:13 | 0:12:16 | |
Yeah, yeah, I know, granted. It's worth a try, yeah? | 0:12:16 | 0:12:18 | |
It's easy for you to say, sparked out flat on your face. | 0:12:18 | 0:12:21 | |
I don't understand, you were up for it yesterday, you've gone full circle. | 0:12:21 | 0:12:24 | |
That's when I thought it was a one-off. | 0:12:24 | 0:12:26 | |
But we've got this pub to run, and Tommy to look after. | 0:12:26 | 0:12:28 | |
I know, just think about it, the roar of the crowd. | 0:12:28 | 0:12:31 | |
One man and his dog more like. | 0:12:31 | 0:12:32 | |
The last-minute corner, injury-time header, | 0:12:32 | 0:12:34 | |
the pleasure, the pain, the ecstasy. | 0:12:34 | 0:12:36 | |
-I just don't feel easy about it. -What do you mean, easy? I don't... | 0:12:36 | 0:12:40 | |
I can't explain it, I just don't. | 0:12:40 | 0:12:41 | |
PHONE RINGS | 0:12:54 | 0:12:56 | |
Look, stop phoning me, all right? I don't want to know. | 0:13:04 | 0:13:10 | |
All right, superstar? Happy Birthday, mate. | 0:13:34 | 0:13:36 | |
I thought they'd have given you the afternoon off, but work is work. | 0:13:36 | 0:13:39 | |
Nah, it's not my birthday for another six months. | 0:13:39 | 0:13:41 | |
What made you think it was? | 0:13:41 | 0:13:44 | |
Mr Coker? | 0:13:49 | 0:13:51 | |
The very same. | 0:13:51 | 0:13:52 | |
I wonder if I might have a little word? | 0:13:52 | 0:13:55 | |
Regarding? | 0:13:55 | 0:13:56 | |
Well, business. | 0:13:56 | 0:13:58 | |
My sincere condolences, my dear, dear lady. | 0:13:59 | 0:14:04 | |
If you'll just give me a moment, we'll go back to my office. | 0:14:04 | 0:14:07 | |
Not that kind of business. | 0:14:07 | 0:14:09 | |
Here, darlin'. Want to see where I live? | 0:14:22 | 0:14:26 | |
I want to know WHY you live. | 0:14:26 | 0:14:29 | |
Right, come on. Let's see how you flip it. | 0:14:34 | 0:14:38 | |
How? | 0:14:39 | 0:14:40 | |
Well, stick that thing underneath and flick it. | 0:14:40 | 0:14:44 | |
Right, ready. | 0:14:44 | 0:14:45 | |
Never mind about that one, the local dog'll have it later. | 0:14:47 | 0:14:50 | |
Right, give it here. Now watch how the master does it. | 0:14:50 | 0:14:54 | |
Lucy, it's a bit early for clubbing, innit. | 0:15:02 | 0:15:06 | |
Oh, no, I just took some stuff to the charity shop. | 0:15:06 | 0:15:10 | |
Oh, I see. | 0:15:10 | 0:15:13 | |
-I'm not a stalker. -Yet. | 0:15:14 | 0:15:17 | |
Hey, darlin'... | 0:15:17 | 0:15:19 | |
I got this beautiful penthouse, river views, the lot. | 0:15:20 | 0:15:24 | |
Sorry, and this is who? | 0:15:24 | 0:15:26 | |
The Missing Link. | 0:15:26 | 0:15:28 | |
You would look so good on my wrap-around balcony. | 0:15:28 | 0:15:31 | |
Right, why don't you go to some dark place and... | 0:15:31 | 0:15:36 | |
carry on evolving? | 0:15:36 | 0:15:38 | |
All right. Not being taken for a mug, am I? | 0:15:45 | 0:15:49 | |
Meaning? | 0:15:49 | 0:15:51 | |
Meaning why's your old man so concerned about you all of a sudden? | 0:15:51 | 0:15:53 | |
-It's got nothing to do with me. -I thought you didn't get on. | 0:15:53 | 0:15:56 | |
-We don't. -That's the main reason I took you on. | 0:15:56 | 0:15:58 | |
-So what you trying to say? I'm a liar? -Are you? | 0:15:58 | 0:16:00 | |
You want to watch your mouth. | 0:16:00 | 0:16:02 | |
Oh, dear. You're beginning to sound like him as well. | 0:16:02 | 0:16:06 | |
Hope I haven't made a mistake. | 0:16:06 | 0:16:07 | |
Stop fussing, Masood. | 0:16:12 | 0:16:13 | |
I can't help it, it's completely against all the rules. | 0:16:13 | 0:16:16 | |
-Who's going to know? -The envelope was addressed to Denise. -So? | 0:16:16 | 0:16:19 | |
-PHONE RINGS -Kamil! | 0:16:19 | 0:16:20 | |
If she ever finds out you've already read it... | 0:16:20 | 0:16:23 | |
-How will she know? I'm won't tell her. -Hello. | 0:16:23 | 0:16:25 | |
-And if you tell her, I will kill you. -It's Kamil. | 0:16:25 | 0:16:28 | |
Give me the phone. | 0:16:28 | 0:16:30 | |
Hello? | 0:16:30 | 0:16:31 | |
Who was it, Kamil? | 0:16:33 | 0:16:34 | |
A man. | 0:16:34 | 0:16:35 | |
Hmm. Look, I'm going to burn this, right now. | 0:16:35 | 0:16:38 | |
Yeah, you do whatever you want, just stop fussing, Masood. | 0:16:38 | 0:16:41 | |
-If Denise ever comes here. -Whatever. | 0:16:41 | 0:16:43 | |
Shirl, we've got customers, | 0:16:52 | 0:16:55 | |
Right. | 0:16:55 | 0:16:57 | |
You try one, make sure they're all right | 0:16:59 | 0:17:01 | |
-and then I can start serving. -Why don't you? | 0:17:01 | 0:17:04 | |
What's the problem? That dog didn't keel over, did it? | 0:17:04 | 0:17:07 | |
All right, here you are. We'll do it together, yeah? | 0:17:07 | 0:17:10 | |
After three. | 0:17:12 | 0:17:14 | |
One, two, three. | 0:17:14 | 0:17:17 | |
-Shirl! -Well, what's it like? | 0:17:21 | 0:17:23 | |
It's OK. | 0:17:25 | 0:17:27 | |
What, really? | 0:17:27 | 0:17:28 | |
Yeah. It's all right. | 0:17:28 | 0:17:31 | |
Right, what can I get you? | 0:17:33 | 0:17:34 | |
I'll have a burger and chips please. | 0:17:34 | 0:17:37 | |
-You know, talk about pigheaded, -Calm down now, man. | 0:17:37 | 0:17:39 | |
-Obstinate, stubborn. -I don't see the problem. | 0:17:39 | 0:17:41 | |
She thinks this is a one-woman show you see, that's the problem. | 0:17:41 | 0:17:44 | |
She can't think that. I mean, both of you work here. | 0:17:44 | 0:17:46 | |
Yes. I've worked here longer though. | 0:17:46 | 0:17:49 | |
Yes, but what I'm trying to... | 0:17:49 | 0:17:50 | |
And I am actually the boss. | 0:17:50 | 0:17:52 | |
I see, so if this is a one-woman-show, | 0:17:52 | 0:17:54 | |
then you are that woman, right? | 0:17:54 | 0:17:58 | |
Oh, I didn't actually say that. Not in so many words. | 0:18:01 | 0:18:05 | |
Sounded like it to me. | 0:18:05 | 0:18:06 | |
Well, however it sounds to an employee, it is actually | 0:18:06 | 0:18:08 | |
the manageress who's going to be claiming the prize, so... | 0:18:08 | 0:18:11 | |
What, so I get nothing? For all my hard work? | 0:18:11 | 0:18:14 | |
Made even harder by my manageress's underhanded trick with the Inspector. | 0:18:14 | 0:18:20 | |
No, in recognition of your efforts... | 0:18:20 | 0:18:23 | |
Which were prolonged and strenuous, I am so exhausted. | 0:18:23 | 0:18:27 | |
Yes, yes, yes, OK, OK! So we can look into a little bit | 0:18:27 | 0:18:30 | |
of that time off that you was after. | 0:18:30 | 0:18:32 | |
A bit? | 0:18:32 | 0:18:33 | |
OK, then, maybe a few days, | 0:18:33 | 0:18:35 | |
Alfie, what's all this? | 0:18:38 | 0:18:39 | |
It's a surprise, all right, a surprise. | 0:18:39 | 0:18:41 | |
Oh! That honks! | 0:18:41 | 0:18:43 | |
Stinks a bit, don't it? Here we go, look. | 0:18:43 | 0:18:46 | |
I've hung up my boots, ain't I. | 0:18:48 | 0:18:50 | |
Well, no, I've actually burnt 'em, to be honest with you. | 0:18:50 | 0:18:53 | |
Oh, it stinks. | 0:18:53 | 0:18:55 | |
Kat, come on, sweetheart. I'm not stupid, all right? | 0:18:55 | 0:18:58 | |
I know it's not been easy for you to have to put me in the team | 0:18:58 | 0:19:01 | |
when you've got much better players who want to play the game. | 0:19:01 | 0:19:04 | |
And I know it wasn't easy for you to take me off like that, all right? | 0:19:04 | 0:19:07 | |
Oh, and I'm sorry about last night, my head's still buzzing a bit. | 0:19:07 | 0:19:14 | |
So, basically, I am retiring, OK. | 0:19:14 | 0:19:18 | |
From now on, me and you are going to manage the team together. | 0:19:18 | 0:19:22 | |
Look what I've done. Sort it out. We've got a game next Wednesday. | 0:19:22 | 0:19:26 | |
So it's not going to be about me or you, it's going to be about us. | 0:19:26 | 0:19:29 | |
Us, and the Vic, eh. Come on, you. | 0:19:29 | 0:19:32 | |
You've got a cosy little number going, ain't you? | 0:19:35 | 0:19:38 | |
You tell the grieving relative you'll clear the house. | 0:19:38 | 0:19:42 | |
Now, I don't believe that's in your remit. But never mind. | 0:19:42 | 0:19:46 | |
Top rates, all that old toffee. | 0:19:46 | 0:19:49 | |
-Which isn't exactly illegal. -It's a bit unethical though. | 0:19:49 | 0:19:52 | |
Then you get a fair old kick-back passing the stock on | 0:19:52 | 0:19:57 | |
to the Moon boys. Very dodgy Moon boys, at that. | 0:19:57 | 0:20:00 | |
Stock that might find its way into a charity shop instead. | 0:20:00 | 0:20:04 | |
Just imagine if word got out. | 0:20:04 | 0:20:07 | |
There's no reason for it to get out. | 0:20:07 | 0:20:09 | |
If you cut us into the same sort of deal. | 0:20:09 | 0:20:13 | |
Say, one house to the Moons and the next to us? | 0:20:13 | 0:20:17 | |
She's not as green as she's cabbage-looking, is she? | 0:20:17 | 0:20:19 | |
Is that a compliment? | 0:20:19 | 0:20:20 | |
Most definitely a compliment, darling. | 0:20:20 | 0:20:24 | |
Your very last chance. | 0:20:30 | 0:20:32 | |
A taste of paradise. Think about it. | 0:20:32 | 0:20:35 | |
What a waste. | 0:20:37 | 0:20:38 | |
Of a life. | 0:20:38 | 0:20:40 | |
I was trying to be friendly. | 0:20:40 | 0:20:42 | |
Oi, what are you doing! Hey! | 0:20:42 | 0:20:43 | |
It's OK, Joey. | 0:20:43 | 0:20:44 | |
I said, what are you doing? | 0:20:46 | 0:20:48 | |
I can deal with this. | 0:20:48 | 0:20:50 | |
All right, man. All right. | 0:20:53 | 0:20:56 | |
The sweet smell of success. Is there anything more intoxicating? | 0:21:08 | 0:21:14 | |
Jed Quinn. Brand Agent. | 0:21:16 | 0:21:18 | |
You got my letter about the competition? | 0:21:18 | 0:21:20 | |
-Oh. -Yes. Yes. | 0:21:20 | 0:21:21 | |
-Hug. -Huh? | 0:21:21 | 0:21:23 | |
-Group hug. Don't mind, do you? -Eh... | 0:21:23 | 0:21:27 | |
For the staff magazine? | 0:21:27 | 0:21:28 | |
Action shot, you know, the moment you received the good news | 0:21:28 | 0:21:31 | |
and all that, I know it's a bit pony. | 0:21:31 | 0:21:33 | |
No, no, no, I don't mind. | 0:21:33 | 0:21:34 | |
And now one of the two lovely ladies. | 0:21:37 | 0:21:39 | |
Yes. | 0:21:39 | 0:21:41 | |
And now, your prize. | 0:21:43 | 0:21:45 | |
I mean, Denise's prize. | 0:21:45 | 0:21:46 | |
-You sure? -Yes, I insist. | 0:21:46 | 0:21:49 | |
So would I. | 0:21:49 | 0:21:50 | |
Why, what is it? | 0:21:50 | 0:21:52 | |
-It was in with the letter. -No, it weren't. -No. | 0:21:52 | 0:21:55 | |
Couldn't exactly have missed it. | 0:21:59 | 0:22:01 | |
Brand Event of the year. | 0:22:01 | 0:22:03 | |
Oh, my goodness! I would love that! | 0:22:03 | 0:22:04 | |
We'd get to see all the new lines being launched. | 0:22:04 | 0:22:07 | |
You know, laundry powder, dog food. | 0:22:07 | 0:22:09 | |
Did you know about this? | 0:22:09 | 0:22:10 | |
How could I? | 0:22:10 | 0:22:12 | |
Well, there's no need to miss out. | 0:22:12 | 0:22:14 | |
The prize is open for all employees. | 0:22:14 | 0:22:16 | |
Look, says so here, in the small print, everyone can come along. | 0:22:16 | 0:22:19 | |
It's OK, my reward's been sorted here. | 0:22:19 | 0:22:21 | |
No, no, no. | 0:22:21 | 0:22:22 | |
That's only cos we didn't know that it was for all of us, you see. | 0:22:22 | 0:22:26 | |
And we do now. | 0:22:26 | 0:22:28 | |
He was just a pathetic drunk. And Lucy's no helpless child either. | 0:22:37 | 0:22:42 | |
Hope you're not some kind of Trojan Horse. | 0:22:42 | 0:22:45 | |
You what? | 0:22:45 | 0:22:47 | |
Sent in by your dad. To bring us all down. | 0:22:47 | 0:22:51 | |
Cor. | 0:23:00 | 0:23:02 | |
Yeah, all right, so we stink a bit. | 0:23:02 | 0:23:04 | |
A bit? Mustard, ketchup, onions. | 0:23:04 | 0:23:06 | |
Shame everything's so horrible. | 0:23:06 | 0:23:08 | |
Since we kept a couple of burgers for you. | 0:23:08 | 0:23:09 | |
But as everything stinks so bad. | 0:23:09 | 0:23:12 | |
All right, come on, hand 'em over. Where are they? | 0:23:12 | 0:23:16 | |
No, you're right, we do have a whiff of abattoir about us. | 0:23:16 | 0:23:20 | |
So, went well then? | 0:23:20 | 0:23:21 | |
-Yeah, really well. -I'll put this in the washing machine. | 0:23:21 | 0:23:24 | |
I've got a bone to pick with you. | 0:23:42 | 0:23:45 | |
-OK, all right, I'm sorry, all right. -In here. | 0:23:47 | 0:23:50 | |
I've already had my ear bent by Michael. | 0:23:50 | 0:23:52 | |
Look, I don't need you riding to my rescue. | 0:23:52 | 0:23:55 | |
Come on. | 0:23:55 | 0:23:56 | |
OK, OK. | 0:23:58 | 0:24:01 | |
We're sorry OK. | 0:24:13 | 0:24:15 | |
What were you going to do with this? | 0:24:15 | 0:24:16 | |
I was going to stick it on her grave. | 0:24:16 | 0:24:19 | |
I know it sounds stupid. | 0:24:19 | 0:24:21 | |
No, it don't. At least somebody remembered her on her birthday. | 0:24:21 | 0:24:24 | |
-Shirley... -Why didn't you tell me? | 0:24:24 | 0:24:27 | |
Why is your name the only one on the card? Why isn't it from all of us? | 0:24:27 | 0:24:30 | |
-I don't know! -When were you going to do it? | 0:24:30 | 0:24:32 | |
What difference does it make? | 0:24:32 | 0:24:34 | |
Yesterday? Today? | 0:24:34 | 0:24:35 | |
Yeah, I suppose so. | 0:24:35 | 0:24:37 | |
Oh, what? And then you decided to come with me instead? | 0:24:37 | 0:24:41 | |
You were going to do something really nice. | 0:24:41 | 0:24:43 | |
Something really thoughtful. | 0:24:43 | 0:24:45 | |
And then you thought, "Nah, I'd rather be flipping burgers." | 0:24:45 | 0:24:48 | |
I just thought it'd be a better way of remembering her. | 0:24:49 | 0:24:52 | |
What? | 0:24:53 | 0:24:54 | |
You know, having fun. | 0:24:56 | 0:24:58 | |
Like I was saying...I had it covered. | 0:25:03 | 0:25:06 | |
Going to pull out some killer moves were you? | 0:25:06 | 0:25:09 | |
Yup. Then you stormed in uninvited | 0:25:09 | 0:25:12 | |
and I didn't have chance to show them off... | 0:25:12 | 0:25:15 | |
Not yet, anyway. | 0:25:15 | 0:25:17 | |
I was just looking out for you. | 0:25:17 | 0:25:19 | |
No need. | 0:25:19 | 0:25:20 | |
But seeing as you did... | 0:25:22 | 0:25:24 | |
What's that for? | 0:25:30 | 0:25:32 | |
Thank you. Again. | 0:25:32 | 0:25:35 | |
And that was for? | 0:25:43 | 0:25:46 | |
That's me saying sorry. | 0:25:46 | 0:25:49 | |
Again. | 0:25:49 | 0:25:50 | |
And that was for? | 0:25:58 | 0:25:59 | |
Do you really need to ask? | 0:26:00 | 0:26:03 | |
I'm bad news, Luce. | 0:26:05 | 0:26:07 | |
You don't look too bad to me. | 0:26:08 | 0:26:10 | |
Terrible liar. | 0:26:10 | 0:26:12 | |
I'm shocked. | 0:26:12 | 0:26:14 | |
Don't say I didn't warn you. | 0:26:14 | 0:26:16 | |
Kat, come and see this. | 0:26:20 | 0:26:21 | |
One of the lads in the market taped the football | 0:26:21 | 0:26:24 | |
and he's just burnt it to DVD. | 0:26:24 | 0:26:26 | |
Alfie! | 0:26:26 | 0:26:27 | |
PHONE RINGS | 0:26:27 | 0:26:28 | |
Phone centre have been hassling me all day. | 0:26:28 | 0:26:30 | |
-It's all right, I'll talk to them if you want. -No. Ignore 'em. I am. | 0:26:30 | 0:26:33 | |
Hello. Go on, go through. | 0:26:33 | 0:26:35 | |
Yeah, all right, hold on. Kat. | 0:26:36 | 0:26:40 | |
Apparently it's your favourite feller. | 0:26:40 | 0:26:42 | |
Yeah, in his dreams. Quick. | 0:26:42 | 0:26:43 | |
Right, hold on, I'm coming. | 0:26:43 | 0:26:46 | |
Go on, Queen Vic! | 0:26:46 | 0:26:47 | |
Hello? | 0:26:47 | 0:26:49 | |
Now what? Of course I can't. | 0:26:49 | 0:26:53 | |
No, not even for a drink. | 0:26:53 | 0:26:55 | |
Well, you can wait all you like, cos I'm not going to call you back, | 0:26:56 | 0:26:59 | |
and listen to me, don't you ever, ever, | 0:26:59 | 0:27:01 | |
pull a stroke like that on Alfie again. Do you hear me? | 0:27:01 | 0:27:03 | |
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