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MUSIC POUNDS FROM UPSTAIRS

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MUSIC GETS LOUDER

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It's OK.

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It's all right, Pat.

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Pat.

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Patsy. Little Patsy.

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Kat says there's no way she can come down.

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Trust. That is what the football team is all about. It's all about trust.

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Yes, well, she thinks it's a migraine.

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I mean take Ray. He's a lovely bloke and all that -

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muscles and he's well fit, but he's not a team player.

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-I mean, the game the other day, right, he saw a chance and he got lucky, didn't he?

-Yeah, he did...

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Now, you want to create the ultimate football team.

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-It's got to be about the bonding. I may have hung up my football boots...

-Burnt them.

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-Kat said you actually burnt them.

-Yeah, all right.

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But that was just office... official managerial thinking, darling.

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Well, it's good, Alfie. Because a proper kit and a free burger will make up for that goal you missed

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and the team losing their first ever match, won't it?

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Yeah, well remembered, sweetheart. Thanks for that(!)

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Alfie. All right? Football kit.

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Proper kosher football kit.

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No expense spared. You can thank me later. Go on, have a look.

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Have a look.

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She's changed her... She's changed her mind. MUSIC POUNDS

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I spent the whole afternoon sorting it.

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Well, now she don't want it.

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Shirley! Have you scrapped the new van?

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Shirley!

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What?

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I'm gonna sell it, Phil. I haven't completely lost the plot.

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And then you do a little skippedy... Hey, what you watching?

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No, no, don't look at them. Don't look at them.

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-No, I don't understand what you're saying.

-No.

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What?

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I don't know, just go home! It's only a fund-raising barbecue.

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Well, I do.

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I feel guilty for what I've done.

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And what sort of man sleeps with the landlord's wife?

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Will you stop this?

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Look, get the message, yeah?

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-Kat?

-This is not happening again. Leave me alone.

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Kat, where are you?

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-I said, if you want...

-No! What I want, Phil,

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is to spend the rest of my life flipping flipping burgers...

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-You know what, I'm gonna...

-Cleaning your cupboards, and looking after your club

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-and washing your old underpants.

-Well, we had our dinner while you were changing into Anne Widdecombe.

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-We didn't know you wanted to go to the barbecue, did we?

-Why would I,

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when I can sit in with you and your useless lardy son eating chips out of paper?

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It was just a birthday card, woman!

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I mean, you know that I know that you're...

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But, I mean, every day is like treading on eggshells with you.

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He didn't mean to upset you. He didn't mean it, all right?

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I wasn't even thinking about Heather.

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-You're not the only one who misses her.

-I thought you said you didn't want me thinking about Heather!

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Come on, come on...

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I'll take you out, yeah? We'll go and have a drink.

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I'll buy you a burger.

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No, cos every time I get hacked off, you're going to blame Heather!

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It's not Heather doing my head in! It's disappointment!

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And boredom and banging on about pointless 'jobs'.

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It is my waste of life that I'm bored with.

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And you -

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your voice...

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your face...

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It bores me to tears, Phil.

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To tears!

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I can't help it. It's just...stupid.

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But I need you by my side, don't I?

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I need my girl buttering the rolls, eh?

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OK, right.

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You stay up here till you feel a bit better, yeah?

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Do you want me to close the curtains?

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Get you some more water? You sure?

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OK. All right. All right.

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Alfie.

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I'm sorry.

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I'm sorry.

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Hey. Hey. Hey, come on.

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Stop this, you dopey bird. Come on.

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What you sorry about?

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'I hate myself.'

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'I can't help it, Alfie.'

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HE SIGHS

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I know.

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I know, Kat.

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-And it's my fault.

-No.

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Yes.

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Yes, it is.

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Mum. Wife. Landlady.

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Team manager.

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Well, assistant team manager.

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You can't manage it all, sweetheart. All this constant juggling.

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I mean, you've got Jean and, of course, my perfect cousin.

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And, of course, you've got me just piling it on.

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Something's got to give.

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No wonder you're getting ill.

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I don't want you to blame yourself, all right, so...

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Listen, I want you to stay up here, yeah?

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I want you to focus on...

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focus on what's important, you know, like you... Us.

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The kids. The family, yeah?

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Good girl.

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You stay up here till you feel better, yeah?

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Yeah.

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Till I feel better, yeah?

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It ain't worth nothing, but it's got sentimental value.

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Are you sure you was definitely wearing this bracelet when you come out?

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I'm late middle aged, Andrew, not senile. I wear it every day.

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Day and night.

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-There's definitely nothing down here.

-Keep looking.

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Yeah. If you were my stepmother, I'd give you grief.

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Actually, I'm a goddess round ours, thank you very much,

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Mosephina, yeah.

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You know, I'm that amazing for sorting out this work experience

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with my forensic scientist mate, I'm expecting a day named after me.

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"Slapper-day", yeah, "Slapper-day".

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Little mini-me, she is. You know, enthusiastic, trusting.

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Yeah, it's going all good, you know.

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I just got to find a forensic scientist and get mates with him,

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and sort out work experience before Sasha finds out there ain't none.

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Well, good luck with that.

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Directory inquiries.

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-All right, Mo.

-All right, Del.

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Couldn't walk away if you tried now, could you?

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Pretty girl.

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Warm bed.

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-Very nice.

-Leave me alone, will ya?

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It's not just your table manners that are lacking, is it?

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I am your roots, Joey. This place is your destiny.

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There's no escaping the inevitable.

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I tell you what, day or two's time,

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why don't me and you do a bit of bonding, eh? Nice game of golf.

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Play your cards right, I'll introduce you to a little club I know.

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-Very nice.

-No.

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Your old dad'll make a Branning out of you yet, son.

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-SHOUTING:

-Go on, Jean. Go on, Jean!

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A moment on the lips a lifetime on the hips.

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That's £16.50 for the sangria.

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I ain't got no hips.

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No.

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Unless it's worms of course.

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Bon appetit.

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Hark at her.

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Do I look like I've got worms?

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Where have you been?

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I've been... Just lie ins, a few beers, long baths.

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I've been shopping, Janine. I've been registering our daughter.

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I've been putting the bins out.

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Answering the phone to you every five minutes.

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What's the matter? What's happened?

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I can't do this. I can't.

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It's important, Michael.

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I can't do it. She doesn't even know who I am.

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Come here. You been talking to her?

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You been singing to her?

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-Yes, I've been talking to her.

-All the things they said.

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Look at her.

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So tiny, so beautiful.

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That poor child, just freaking out -

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freaking out because you've chosen to call her "Pat".

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What, you don't like "Pat"?

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No, I don't like "Pat".

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I don't like "Pat".

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That's lucky... cos "Pat" is not her registered name, OK?

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I am saying "if"...

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I need a drink. Actually I need to go to the toilet.

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Oh, OK, you know what, you can't come, Shirley.

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If you were a judge in a competition between me and that nutty bird,

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who's in best nick? I mean, Jean ain't gonna win, is she?

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-I...

-I know it's not a real competition.

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OK, it's...

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And I'm not saying, you know, with our clothes off.

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OK, OK.

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But, do I win or...

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..do I win?

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You would win. You would... you would win. You win.

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But, you see, me, personally, I kinda like girls a bit younger, do you know what I mean?

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Would you like a drink? Cos I could get you a drink.

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-I can do young.

-Yeah, OK.

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-I can do carefree.

-OK.

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I can be as wild and as much fun as any bird you'll ever meet.

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Cos in here...

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I'm 20 years old.

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OK, I believe you. I believe you.

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I'll prove it.

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No, please, please, don't. Please.

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THEY SING

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Trouble with men is, and I'm not being sexist...

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Oh, never(!)

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You put more than a couple of them together

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and they are like a bunch of kids with whiskers.

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Oh no. I couldn't do a hairy man.

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Right, ladies and gentlemen, gather round.

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If I could have your attention, please. Thank you.

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Can you hear me, all right? one two. OK, lovely.

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Ladies and gentlemen, it gives me great pleasure to introduce

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the Queen Vic Team Captain.

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Where is Max?

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I don't know. He's disappeared again, ain't he?

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Probably buying more cars.

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A big round of applause, ladies and gents, for Jack Branning!

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Her dad was a sulker. Always got to have one sulker in the house.

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Congratulations, Jack!

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Thank you, mate.

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Least you get a bit of peace with a sulker.

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He's not sulking.

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He's not the one who's lost a bracelet, is he?

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Why would Max be sulking?

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-Since when did they need a reason?

-True.

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TELEVISION IN BACKGROUND

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One minute she's laughing,

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the next she's shouting and wearing a frilly thing.

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Dad, this ain't grief. This ain't normal.

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No. Something's happened.

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-Something has happened. And I know what it is.

-Ben.

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Dad, it's obvious.

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He's phoned her and he's told her what's happened.

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Ben! How many times, eh? Ian has long gone. Now, say it.

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Say it.

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Us three ain't said nothing.

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Us three ain't said anything. And the only evidence...

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We dumped that photo frame at the bottom of the canal, right?

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So...

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Shirley don't know nothing.

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Shirley don't know nothing.

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Moods, moaning, her changing her mind, you know...

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Well, the only good thing about you being...

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Well, you know, is that...

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well, you won't have to spend the next half of your life

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trying to work women out.

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This is, this is Shirley being normal, Ben, all right?

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It's all about the excitement though, innit?

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All them possibilities.

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Nothing wrong with a bit of passion in your life, don't hurt, does it?

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Waxing, wondering

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and waiting for the phone to ring,

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I don't think so.

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-I'll call.

-It's cool.

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Tell Alice I'll be around, yeah?

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-Joe?

-No.

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Thank you.

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No golf. No "bond".

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Go on, take a look.

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See. This is me walking away.

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Easy.

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Heartbreak and hassle.

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Next up is Max Branning. Max Branning, where are you?

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Tan, do us a favour, sweetheart,

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come and get the shirt on his behalf.

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BABY CRIES

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MOBILE RINGS

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HE TYPES

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You have to take a risk.

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I am quite secretly just a straight guy.

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You have to live a little.

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You have to live your life. You have to make things happen!

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Can you handle that, Arthur?

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Oh, no, no - no, thank you.

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As if(!)

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You think...

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I don't fancy you!

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That's not actually unusual.

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I've got underwear older than you.

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OK. All right.

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Oh! OK.

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So, can I - can I get my wallet back, please?

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All right, so I can walk you home.

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I'll call a cab.

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Or I can call Phil.

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Hey, listen, why don't you give me back my wallet

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and I'll go get us some kebabs, huh?

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Why are you suddenly my best friend?

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What?

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I mean, one night...

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Just one lame boring night and we haven't even...

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..sung together.

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You're not my best friend.

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-I don't do kebabs!

-Oh, OK.

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I don't do kebabs ever again.

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-Why ain't you having a good time?

-What?

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You know, this - this is a good time.

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I'm having a good time!

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OK, look why don't we get you back up a little bit, huh?

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Sorry about that, Shirley.

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I tell you what, I'll call Phil.

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MOBILE RINGS

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Cos I had been thinking "Apple"?

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Cos we want her to make an impression, right?

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Stand out from the crowd. Pear? Plum?

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Banana? Banana Moon?

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Er, Butcher.

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Banana Butcher, yeah.

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I can't believe you registered her name

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-without even checking with me first.

-You love it.

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Scarlett Patricia Butcher.

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Give or take.

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Show me the birth certificate.

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See, what you need to do is you need to think about it.

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Scarlett Moon, Scarlett Butcher -

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which one's the movie star, which one's the psychopath?

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-Michael, show me the birth certificate.

-Ssh. Look... You'll wake her up.

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There.

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I'm not a baby! I'm not tired!

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Shh. Quiet!

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I'm trying. You listen to me, young lady.

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How can you be my little special helper

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if you're going to kick off after like this, eh?

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-OK, how about a nice story, yeah?

-Princesses are muppets.

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Yeah, all right, OK. Rapunzel. You know, let down your hair.

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Any bloke that wants to climb up your hair is a pervert.

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I want to help clear up.

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Shenice, will you keep it down?

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What kind of stupid woman gets stuck up in a tower

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with no doors in it anyway?

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All right, just - just calm... Shenice!

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SHE SINGS: # Stars shining bright above you

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# Night breezes seem to whisper I love you

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# Birds singing in the sycamore tree

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# Dream a little dream of me

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# Say nighty night and kiss me

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# Just hold me tight and tell me you miss me

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# While I'm alone and blue as can be...

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# Dream a little dream of me

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# Stars fading, but I linger on, dear

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# Still craving your kiss

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# I'm longing to linger till dawn, dear

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# Just saying this... #

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Heather.

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I think she's probably in heaven looking down on you

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and being a bit concerned.

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So, has your headache gone then?

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Yeah. Headache's definitely gone.

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Are you tired?

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Are you tired?

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Are you tired?

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You tired, you tired, you tired?

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No... I'm not tired.

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Give me five minutes, yeah?

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OK.

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And he's ever so good looking.

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Professor Brian Cox.

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Have you seen his programmes?

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I can't get down.

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Well, you should, you know, cos they're ever so good.

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I was all set up down there in the park, nice open space,

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less light pollution and then I thought...

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Well, I thought, "What the heck? No-one'll ever know."

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Do you want tea?

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But then I've never been worried about heights.

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MOBILE BEEPS

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What you need is something to occupy you.

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Not a job for money, something you like - a hobby.

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Something to think about, that's completely different.

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Stop you being a snappy, grumpy,

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alcoholic person with possible worms.

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Yes, well.

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Self-medicating they call it.

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You know, the mid-life crisis can be very disconcerting

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-if you don't have something to take your mind off...

-What?

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Knitting is something I quite like. Cooking, obviously.

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Sometimes having a good chat with a nice friend does the trick.

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If you've got a nice friend.

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I'm drunk, I'm not desperate.

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You should...

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You know, you should

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grab your life and do something exciting

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and frightening and life thingying with it,

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for the sake of Heather.

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Most probably wait until you're sober though, I would.

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Come on then. Follow me.

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My Brian died falling from some scaffolding.

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Loss of a loved one is a well-known trigger

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for the mid-life crisis, especially for women.

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It says so in my magazine.

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You can lean on me if you want to.

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-You are one nutter that knows nothing.

-Yes.

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One step at a time.

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I am having a mid-life crisis!

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Yes, I think you probably are.

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I'm a wife and a mother.

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You know how hard I've got to work to be those things.

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No, I said no.

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And I mean no.

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Just walk away.

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Please.

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No wait!

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