Browse content similar to 09/07/2012. Check below for episodes and series from the same categories and more!
Line | From | To | |
---|---|---|---|
Do you mind?! | 0:00:33 | 0:00:34 | |
Forgive me. I wasn't watching where you were going... | 0:00:34 | 0:00:37 | |
What do you expect? Standing up in the way doing nothing. | 0:00:37 | 0:00:40 | |
PHONE BEEPS | 0:00:40 | 0:00:41 | |
Oi, you're not a forensic scientist are you? | 0:00:42 | 0:00:45 | |
-What? -Or know any? | 0:00:45 | 0:00:47 | |
Plenty. Miami, New York, Vegas... | 0:00:47 | 0:00:49 | |
A comedian. Just what this place needs... | 0:00:49 | 0:00:52 | |
-Do I look like a comedian? -No. | 0:00:52 | 0:00:54 | |
Actually you look like somebody who doesn't know whether he's coming or going. | 0:00:54 | 0:00:57 | |
Such a shame Denise can't make this. | 0:01:09 | 0:01:11 | |
She deserves it more than anyone else. | 0:01:11 | 0:01:13 | |
I mean, an ingrown toenail - how random is that? | 0:01:13 | 0:01:16 | |
I know what you're doing... | 0:01:16 | 0:01:17 | |
What? I'm getting ready to go. | 0:01:17 | 0:01:19 | |
Looking for a way out. Any excuse not to go. | 0:01:19 | 0:01:22 | |
Ridiculous. Why would I do that? | 0:01:22 | 0:01:24 | |
We'll be OK. | 0:01:26 | 0:01:27 | |
-Kamil... -Is a little trooper. | 0:01:29 | 0:01:31 | |
-And Syed... -Is a big boy now. | 0:01:31 | 0:01:34 | |
-Tamwar... -Is stronger than you think. | 0:01:34 | 0:01:37 | |
You. | 0:01:41 | 0:01:42 | |
Will be here. Always. | 0:01:43 | 0:01:46 | |
Come on, Zee. Go and enjoy yourself. | 0:01:46 | 0:01:51 | |
-You deserve this. -I didn't even want it in the first place. | 0:01:51 | 0:01:53 | |
Oh yes, you did. You did. You did, deep down. | 0:01:53 | 0:01:58 | |
Otherwise you wouldn't have "won". I'll miss you, Zee. We all will. | 0:01:59 | 0:02:03 | |
-But we'll cope. -Promise? | 0:02:05 | 0:02:07 | |
It's just two nights. | 0:02:07 | 0:02:10 | |
We'll be fine. | 0:02:10 | 0:02:12 | |
There you go. 100 brushes - just like a princess. | 0:02:15 | 0:02:19 | |
I'm not a princess. And I'm not a horse either. | 0:02:19 | 0:02:22 | |
Really. Seems to me you're turning into a right little mare. | 0:02:22 | 0:02:26 | |
What's got into you? | 0:02:26 | 0:02:27 | |
I'm growing up. There aren't any real princesses anyway. | 0:02:27 | 0:02:30 | |
Not like in the stories. | 0:02:30 | 0:02:32 | |
What'd you mean? | 0:02:33 | 0:02:35 | |
In books, they're nice. | 0:02:35 | 0:02:37 | |
These days they've all got eating disorders and having affairs. | 0:02:37 | 0:02:40 | |
That's what Mum says. | 0:02:40 | 0:02:43 | |
Why is that? | 0:02:43 | 0:02:44 | |
-It's called growing up. -Cool. | 0:02:44 | 0:02:46 | |
PHONE VIBRATES What's that buzzing noise? | 0:02:46 | 0:02:49 | |
Ow! | 0:02:49 | 0:02:50 | |
Sorry! Look, off you go, you're done. | 0:02:50 | 0:02:52 | |
-Did you hear that buzzing? -Go on. Get your school bag. | 0:02:52 | 0:02:55 | |
Shirl. You OK? | 0:03:23 | 0:03:24 | |
Yeah, I'm fine. Why you asking? | 0:03:24 | 0:03:26 | |
No reason. So you starting the burger van up again? | 0:03:28 | 0:03:31 | |
No flies on you, is there, Benjamin? | 0:03:31 | 0:03:35 | |
D'you want any help? | 0:03:35 | 0:03:37 | |
Nah... I reckon I've had enough help from you. | 0:03:39 | 0:03:43 | |
This is something I gotta do on my own. | 0:03:43 | 0:03:46 | |
OK? | 0:03:46 | 0:03:47 | |
Hey, Sugar Ray? | 0:03:56 | 0:03:57 | |
Hey. Been trying to text you, babe. | 0:03:57 | 0:03:59 | |
Hey. Yeah, I know, I got your messages... | 0:03:59 | 0:04:02 | |
and thank you for my spa weekend. | 0:04:02 | 0:04:05 | |
-You're welcome, babe. -Hey, have you seen what Denise's done to the colour of the B&B while I was away? | 0:04:05 | 0:04:10 | |
What, she's trying to improve it. Listen, are you busy? | 0:04:10 | 0:04:14 | |
-No. -Only, I got a surprise for you. | 0:04:14 | 0:04:16 | |
-What, another one? -Meet me here at 11 sharp. | 0:04:16 | 0:04:19 | |
Wear something comfortable. | 0:04:19 | 0:04:21 | |
Comfortable? | 0:04:21 | 0:04:22 | |
Mm-hm. As in, something loose. | 0:04:22 | 0:04:24 | |
That's my middle name. Mm! Thank you. | 0:04:24 | 0:04:28 | |
Eleven o'clock. Where's Kat? | 0:04:28 | 0:04:31 | |
-Easy, Katrina? -You all right? -Yeah? | 0:04:33 | 0:04:35 | |
Another day off? Doing something nice? | 0:04:35 | 0:04:38 | |
-It's a surprise. -Oh, is that right? | 0:04:38 | 0:04:40 | |
Yeah. | 0:04:40 | 0:04:41 | |
-Well, enjoy yourselves... -Oh yeah! | 0:04:41 | 0:04:44 | |
It's going to be explosive. | 0:04:44 | 0:04:45 | |
SHE CHUCKLES | 0:04:45 | 0:04:47 | |
You hear that? There's going to be a "bang" today. | 0:04:47 | 0:04:50 | |
-See ya later! -See you later. | 0:04:50 | 0:04:53 | |
She's no princess. | 0:04:53 | 0:04:54 | |
No? Then why's she got the prince? | 0:04:54 | 0:04:56 | |
You're going to be late. You've already got an umbrella. | 0:05:00 | 0:05:03 | |
It's back-up. It's called being prepared, Masood. | 0:05:03 | 0:05:06 | |
-It's the middle of summer. -Yeah. The Great British summer. | 0:05:06 | 0:05:09 | |
Which means I'll need another scarf! Gloves! | 0:05:09 | 0:05:11 | |
She's bonkers. | 0:05:14 | 0:05:16 | |
Nah. She's not bonkers. She's just worried. | 0:05:16 | 0:05:19 | |
About what? | 0:05:19 | 0:05:20 | |
Us. | 0:05:20 | 0:05:22 | |
MUSIC: "Weird Fishes" by Radiohead | 0:05:24 | 0:05:27 | |
All right? | 0:05:55 | 0:05:56 | |
MUSIC STOPS | 0:05:59 | 0:06:00 | |
Fine, thanks. | 0:06:00 | 0:06:01 | |
Any particular reason why you're standing there next to that car? | 0:06:02 | 0:06:06 | |
What, this car? The 1977 Blue Daimler Sovereign 4.2 litre? | 0:06:09 | 0:06:15 | |
-Yes. That one. -I was thinking about nicking it. | 0:06:16 | 0:06:20 | |
-I beg your pardon? -It's why I'm standing here. | 0:06:20 | 0:06:22 | |
Thinking about nicking this Daimler, taking it for a joy ride and then selling it for parts. | 0:06:22 | 0:06:26 | |
It's the Asian in me, innit? | 0:06:26 | 0:06:27 | |
Funny(!) You got a lip on you, mate. | 0:06:28 | 0:06:31 | |
Two, last time I checked. | 0:06:33 | 0:06:34 | |
Well, next time you check you might have a fat one, | 0:06:35 | 0:06:38 | |
if you don't jog on right now. | 0:06:38 | 0:06:39 | |
HE SCOFFS | 0:06:41 | 0:06:43 | |
Couldn't point me in the direction of number 41, could you? | 0:06:43 | 0:06:46 | |
-Jog on. -Yeah. | 0:06:46 | 0:06:47 | |
All right, Shirl? | 0:06:53 | 0:06:55 | |
I know what it looks like, Jay. | 0:06:57 | 0:06:59 | |
-But I'm off to start a business, not join the homeless. -That's fine. Need a hand? | 0:06:59 | 0:07:03 | |
Yeah. Open the door for me. | 0:07:03 | 0:07:04 | |
There you go. | 0:07:07 | 0:07:08 | |
I think we should help her. | 0:07:14 | 0:07:16 | |
She don't want help. | 0:07:16 | 0:07:17 | |
Yeah, making burgers. | 0:07:17 | 0:07:19 | |
But she didn't say anything about advertising 'em. | 0:07:19 | 0:07:21 | |
OK. So how many we got? Ten? Ten, OK. | 0:07:24 | 0:07:27 | |
Brilliant. I'll be there for about one o'clock. | 0:07:27 | 0:07:30 | |
Nice. I'll call you back. | 0:07:30 | 0:07:32 | |
Babe, what are you wearing? | 0:07:34 | 0:07:35 | |
Somethin' loose. Took ages to decide. You like it? | 0:07:35 | 0:07:38 | |
< Kim! | 0:07:38 | 0:07:39 | |
Sasha! | 0:07:39 | 0:07:42 | |
Y-you're here... | 0:07:42 | 0:07:43 | |
It's my birthday! Didn't Dad say? | 0:07:43 | 0:07:46 | |
He got me the day off school. | 0:07:46 | 0:07:47 | |
What are you wearing? | 0:07:47 | 0:07:49 | |
What did you tell her? | 0:07:49 | 0:07:51 | |
Babe, I told her to wear something loose and comfortable. | 0:07:51 | 0:07:53 | |
And not to be late. | 0:07:53 | 0:07:55 | |
You won't have time to get changed before we go. | 0:07:55 | 0:07:57 | |
Go where? | 0:07:57 | 0:07:59 | |
Make sure she gets on the train. | 0:08:02 | 0:08:04 | |
Make sure she understands that you'll miss her, | 0:08:04 | 0:08:06 | |
but you'll be fine. | 0:08:06 | 0:08:07 | |
I'll miss her and I'll be fine. | 0:08:08 | 0:08:10 | |
Yes. And she's to relax. And have fun. | 0:08:10 | 0:08:12 | |
Are we are talking about the same woman? | 0:08:12 | 0:08:14 | |
KNOCK AT DOOR | 0:08:14 | 0:08:15 | |
-I got it. Tam's got your suitcase. -OK. | 0:08:15 | 0:08:18 | |
Mas... Long - | 0:08:20 | 0:08:23 | |
What are you doing here? | 0:08:23 | 0:08:25 | |
Kamil needs to have a bath at 6.30. | 0:08:25 | 0:08:27 | |
And please, can you make sure that your father remembers to feed him this time? | 0:08:27 | 0:08:31 | |
-We were planning on leaving him outside to be reared by wolves. -Tamwar, I am depending on you, OK? | 0:08:31 | 0:08:36 | |
Your father, he means well, but he's prone to distractions. | 0:08:36 | 0:08:39 | |
-So I need you to be my... -Spy? | 0:08:39 | 0:08:42 | |
My eyes and my ears, Tamwar! | 0:08:42 | 0:08:45 | |
(Spy.) | 0:08:45 | 0:08:47 | |
-Are you mad?! -A little peeved, yes! | 0:08:47 | 0:08:49 | |
What are you doing here? | 0:08:49 | 0:08:51 | |
What do you think? I've come to see my brother. | 0:08:51 | 0:08:53 | |
Now? Without any warning? | 0:08:53 | 0:08:55 | |
What do you think Zainab's going to say when she sees you? | 0:08:55 | 0:08:58 | |
What Zainab always says when she sees me - "Oh, very bad man, very bad influence", yada yada yada... | 0:08:58 | 0:09:03 | |
I came to see you, bruv. It's been way too long. | 0:09:04 | 0:09:06 | |
What? Where are you going? | 0:09:08 | 0:09:10 | |
No. There's a cafe around the corner. Wait there. | 0:09:10 | 0:09:14 | |
Wait there! | 0:09:14 | 0:09:15 | |
No. Follow these rules. OK? | 0:09:22 | 0:09:24 | |
I knew I could count on you. | 0:09:24 | 0:09:27 | |
Least it's not too many(!) | 0:09:27 | 0:09:28 | |
All right? | 0:09:29 | 0:09:31 | |
Who was it? | 0:09:31 | 0:09:33 | |
-What? -At the door, who was it? | 0:09:33 | 0:09:35 | |
Uh... No-one. Important, I mean. | 0:09:35 | 0:09:39 | |
-Shall we? -Yeah. | 0:09:40 | 0:09:43 | |
I'm taking Mum to the station. | 0:09:43 | 0:09:45 | |
Nah nah. Doesn't matter... I'll do it. | 0:09:45 | 0:09:48 | |
Why don't you go to work or something? | 0:09:48 | 0:09:51 | |
Because I'm not working today, remember? | 0:09:51 | 0:09:53 | |
Well - go and get some fresh air or...you know. | 0:09:53 | 0:09:56 | |
I was. By walking Mum... | 0:09:57 | 0:09:58 | |
Whoever is walking, please, can we go now? | 0:09:58 | 0:10:02 | |
You will not defeat me, got that? | 0:10:07 | 0:10:10 | |
I've lived through all sorts, survived too much, | 0:10:10 | 0:10:13 | |
to be beaten down by a flaming griddle pan! | 0:10:13 | 0:10:16 | |
Paintball? | 0:10:28 | 0:10:30 | |
Yep. Me and Sasha do it every year on her birthday. | 0:10:30 | 0:10:33 | |
It's a tradition. | 0:10:33 | 0:10:34 | |
Whatever happened to pin the tail on the donkey? | 0:10:34 | 0:10:37 | |
It's kind of like that - but with guns. | 0:10:37 | 0:10:39 | |
Guns? | 0:10:39 | 0:10:40 | |
Big guns! | 0:10:40 | 0:10:42 | |
MUSIC ON HEADPHONES | 0:10:46 | 0:10:48 | |
Are you getting anything? | 0:10:49 | 0:10:50 | |
MUSIC STOPS | 0:10:50 | 0:10:51 | |
-What? -Are you getting anything? | 0:10:51 | 0:10:54 | |
Since you ask so nicely... | 0:10:54 | 0:10:56 | |
HE CLEARS THROAT | 0:10:57 | 0:10:58 | |
Coffee. | 0:10:58 | 0:10:59 | |
Haven't seen you around here before. | 0:11:03 | 0:11:05 | |
Er, no. It's my first time. | 0:11:05 | 0:11:09 | |
Oh. An East End virgin? How exciting. | 0:11:09 | 0:11:13 | |
Welcome to the manor. | 0:11:13 | 0:11:15 | |
Um... | 0:11:15 | 0:11:16 | |
Thanks...? | 0:11:17 | 0:11:18 | |
THEY GIGGLE | 0:11:18 | 0:11:21 | |
Can I get that coffee to go, please? | 0:11:23 | 0:11:26 | |
Masood! Jaldi karna! Sara din eh gaya mere paas? | 0:11:27 | 0:11:29 | |
I don't want to be standing here all day. | 0:11:31 | 0:11:33 | |
-Come on, then. -Where are you going? | 0:11:35 | 0:11:38 | |
Thought you might prefer the bus. Save a couple of pounds. | 0:11:38 | 0:11:40 | |
Why would I want to spend an extra hour on the bus just to save two pounds! | 0:11:40 | 0:11:44 | |
Come on! | 0:11:44 | 0:11:46 | |
Ooh! | 0:11:53 | 0:11:54 | |
-What is it? -Nothing... | 0:11:54 | 0:11:56 | |
I-I just thought I might stop for a coffee on the way back. | 0:11:56 | 0:11:59 | |
That's a nice idea. I might get something for the journey myself. | 0:11:59 | 0:12:02 | |
What? No! No. | 0:12:02 | 0:12:04 | |
You don't want to be late... | 0:12:04 | 0:12:06 | |
Two seconds ago you were said why don't I take the bus, | 0:12:06 | 0:12:08 | |
now you're saying I don't have time for a takeaway coffee? | 0:12:08 | 0:12:11 | |
What is wrong with you? | 0:12:11 | 0:12:12 | |
Masood! | 0:12:14 | 0:12:15 | |
What are you doing, Masood? | 0:12:18 | 0:12:20 | |
Just getting the door for you. | 0:12:20 | 0:12:22 | |
What, like I can't get the door for myself? | 0:12:22 | 0:12:24 | |
Ugh. | 0:12:24 | 0:12:26 | |
Oh, one coffee and one tea to take away, please. | 0:12:26 | 0:12:30 | |
You all right? | 0:12:34 | 0:12:36 | |
Now, it's Blues versus Blacks. | 0:12:37 | 0:12:39 | |
The objective is to get to this helicopter. Inside is a package. | 0:12:39 | 0:12:45 | |
Get this package to the clearly marked flag. | 0:12:45 | 0:12:49 | |
What? That's it? | 0:12:49 | 0:12:51 | |
Without getting shot. Two hits and you're out. | 0:12:51 | 0:12:55 | |
OK, everyone. You got it? | 0:12:55 | 0:12:56 | |
ALL: Yeah. | 0:12:56 | 0:12:58 | |
-Got it? -Yeah. | 0:12:58 | 0:12:59 | |
All right. Everyone ready? Let's go! | 0:12:59 | 0:13:02 | |
SHOUTING AND CHEERING | 0:13:02 | 0:13:04 | |
Flamin', stupid, worthless... get it to work... | 0:13:12 | 0:13:16 | |
BANGING AND CRASHING | 0:13:16 | 0:13:18 | |
Shirley? | 0:13:19 | 0:13:20 | |
I know you're in there. | 0:13:22 | 0:13:25 | |
What? | 0:13:26 | 0:13:27 | |
You've found yourself a hobby! Do you need a hand? | 0:13:27 | 0:13:31 | |
No. I'm fine. I can handle this by myself. | 0:13:31 | 0:13:35 | |
OK. | 0:13:35 | 0:13:36 | |
BANGING AND CRASHING | 0:13:36 | 0:13:38 | |
Jai. | 0:13:49 | 0:13:50 | |
Veeru. | 0:13:50 | 0:13:51 | |
THEY CHUCKLE | 0:14:03 | 0:14:05 | |
THEY LAUGH AND BANTER | 0:14:07 | 0:14:10 | |
-Kim? -You OK? -Yeah. | 0:14:12 | 0:14:14 | |
All right. | 0:14:14 | 0:14:15 | |
SIREN SOUNDS | 0:14:15 | 0:14:17 | |
GUNFIRE | 0:14:18 | 0:14:19 | |
SHE SQUEALS | 0:14:19 | 0:14:22 | |
...she leans over and she goes "East End virgin? How exciting!" | 0:14:34 | 0:14:38 | |
Seriously, I thought she was going to jump me there and then. | 0:14:38 | 0:14:43 | |
Yeah, well, with Rose anything's possible. You had a lucky escape. | 0:14:43 | 0:14:47 | |
Yeah. We both did. What was all that about with Zainab? I know she don't like me, but... | 0:14:47 | 0:14:51 | |
It wasn't you. Well, it was partly you. She was going somewhere. | 0:14:51 | 0:14:54 | |
And I knew, if she saw you, she'd stay. That's all. | 0:14:54 | 0:14:57 | |
And it was important for her to go? | 0:14:57 | 0:14:59 | |
-Yeah. -Why? | 0:14:59 | 0:15:01 | |
Because this trip is the first time, in a long time, | 0:15:01 | 0:15:04 | |
that Mum can even start thinking about being herself again. | 0:15:04 | 0:15:07 | |
Who is that? | 0:15:07 | 0:15:08 | |
Syed? Damn... You ain't changed a bit. | 0:15:08 | 0:15:11 | |
AJ, this is Tamwar. | 0:15:11 | 0:15:13 | |
Tamwar, meet my brother Amjad. | 0:15:13 | 0:15:16 | |
Uncle AJ. Yeah. I've heard a lot about you. | 0:15:16 | 0:15:20 | |
This is when it all starts to go awry. | 0:15:22 | 0:15:24 | |
"Awry"! Big words... | 0:15:26 | 0:15:28 | |
In here, Kat. | 0:15:31 | 0:15:32 | |
Did Alfie find you? | 0:15:32 | 0:15:35 | |
Didn't know he was looking. | 0:15:35 | 0:15:37 | |
He's been trying to call you. | 0:15:37 | 0:15:39 | |
Yeah, I left me phone... | 0:15:39 | 0:15:41 | |
Did he say what it's about? | 0:15:44 | 0:15:46 | |
Seemed a bit hacked off, though. | 0:15:46 | 0:15:48 | |
Hello. | 0:15:57 | 0:15:58 | |
All alone? | 0:15:58 | 0:15:59 | |
-Celebrating. -Oh yeah? What? | 0:16:00 | 0:16:04 | |
I don't really know. | 0:16:06 | 0:16:07 | |
Right. | 0:16:08 | 0:16:09 | |
Um, if you're not busy, | 0:16:09 | 0:16:12 | |
there's someone that might be able to use our help. | 0:16:12 | 0:16:15 | |
GUNFIRE | 0:16:39 | 0:16:40 | |
Ha! Yeah! | 0:16:40 | 0:16:43 | |
# What is it good for? Absolutely nothing! # | 0:16:43 | 0:16:47 | |
SHE SCREAMS | 0:16:48 | 0:16:50 | |
So, you're Uncle AJ. The black sheep of the family. | 0:16:50 | 0:16:55 | |
Ooh, black sheep? | 0:16:55 | 0:16:58 | |
I suppose I can cope with that. We've all got a few skeletons in our closet. | 0:16:58 | 0:17:02 | |
You can say that again. | 0:17:02 | 0:17:04 | |
So...why are you here? | 0:17:05 | 0:17:08 | |
I wanted to see my brother, his family... | 0:17:08 | 0:17:10 | |
OK. Why now? | 0:17:12 | 0:17:13 | |
Circumstances... | 0:17:13 | 0:17:15 | |
No. I mean - why now? And not ever before. | 0:17:15 | 0:17:18 | |
It's not like I've had that many invitations. | 0:17:18 | 0:17:21 | |
It's simple, Tamwar. | 0:17:21 | 0:17:23 | |
Your mum doesn't like me. She really doesn't like my wife. | 0:17:23 | 0:17:26 | |
-In fact, she called my wife ... -We really don't need to go into any specifics. | 0:17:26 | 0:17:30 | |
-Why does she hate him? -Does Zainab need a reason? | 0:17:30 | 0:17:32 | |
She has her reasons, AJ. | 0:17:32 | 0:17:34 | |
We may not agree with them - but she has them. | 0:17:34 | 0:17:36 | |
Basically, Tam - | 0:17:36 | 0:17:40 | |
I am a bad Muslim. And I'm a bad influence on your father. | 0:17:40 | 0:17:44 | |
Your mother thinks that when we... | 0:17:44 | 0:17:47 | |
get together, we, um... | 0:17:47 | 0:17:50 | |
y'know, egg each other on. Get into trouble... | 0:17:50 | 0:17:53 | |
Like sodium and chlorine gas being mixed. | 0:17:53 | 0:17:56 | |
It's combustible. | 0:17:56 | 0:17:58 | |
Yeah... | 0:17:59 | 0:18:01 | |
Anyway, since you've arrived, Dad's lied to Mum several times over, | 0:18:01 | 0:18:04 | |
he's lied to me several times over | 0:18:04 | 0:18:06 | |
and no doubt will do it again several times over before you leave. | 0:18:06 | 0:18:11 | |
So, maybe Mum had a point. | 0:18:11 | 0:18:12 | |
Why won't you just fit? Why won't you work?! | 0:18:16 | 0:18:19 | |
-Shirley? -I can't understand this! I can't make sense of it! | 0:18:19 | 0:18:23 | |
Don't worry. Help is at hand. | 0:18:24 | 0:18:27 | |
Shirl, I used to run one of these vans in Southend back in the day. | 0:18:27 | 0:18:31 | |
Good times. | 0:18:31 | 0:18:33 | |
And? | 0:18:33 | 0:18:34 | |
We can make it work. Together. | 0:18:34 | 0:18:37 | |
AJ...? | 0:18:40 | 0:18:42 | |
Maybe the kid's got a point. Hell, he has got a point. | 0:18:42 | 0:18:45 | |
Do I? | 0:18:45 | 0:18:47 | |
Maybe I have my faults, but I always wanted to be a great uncle. | 0:18:47 | 0:18:51 | |
And I didn't want to lose my brother. | 0:18:51 | 0:18:55 | |
-You want to call it? Or shall I? -Your coin, your call. | 0:18:56 | 0:18:59 | |
Can someone please explain what's going on here? | 0:18:59 | 0:19:02 | |
This is my lucky Sholay coin. | 0:19:02 | 0:19:06 | |
Don't tell me you've not seen Sholay! | 0:19:07 | 0:19:10 | |
-We never got round to it. -Brother, I'm disappointed! | 0:19:10 | 0:19:13 | |
Anyway. Heads I go. | 0:19:15 | 0:19:17 | |
Tails I stay and we catch up properly. | 0:19:17 | 0:19:20 | |
Sorry, are you actually suggesting basing such an important decision on the toss of a coin? | 0:19:20 | 0:19:24 | |
Yeah. | 0:19:24 | 0:19:26 | |
That's insane. | 0:19:26 | 0:19:29 | |
-No. It's fate. -Well... | 0:19:29 | 0:19:31 | |
Heads it is. | 0:19:37 | 0:19:39 | |
You lost something? | 0:19:48 | 0:19:50 | |
No. | 0:19:50 | 0:19:51 | |
I don't know. | 0:19:52 | 0:19:53 | |
Follow me. | 0:19:55 | 0:19:56 | |
GUNFIRE | 0:19:59 | 0:20:01 | |
KIM SCREAMS | 0:20:06 | 0:20:08 | |
Run, Kim! Go, go! | 0:20:12 | 0:20:14 | |
KIM SCREAMS | 0:20:14 | 0:20:17 | |
KIM CONTINUES SCREAMING | 0:20:24 | 0:20:27 | |
THEY CHEER | 0:20:33 | 0:20:35 | |
I haven't even asked. How's Manchester? Aliyah? | 0:20:37 | 0:20:40 | |
Fine. Great. You know how it is... | 0:20:40 | 0:20:43 | |
Yeah. | 0:20:43 | 0:20:44 | |
How's everything been here? It's been three years. | 0:20:44 | 0:20:49 | |
How's Syed, Shabs...? | 0:20:49 | 0:20:50 | |
Fine. Great. You know how it is. | 0:20:52 | 0:20:57 | |
Tamwar's a good kid. | 0:20:57 | 0:20:59 | |
-Yeah. -A lot of his mum in him. | 0:20:59 | 0:21:01 | |
MASOOD CHUCKLES | 0:21:01 | 0:21:02 | |
Oi! Don't say that. | 0:21:02 | 0:21:03 | |
AJ LAUGHS | 0:21:03 | 0:21:05 | |
Oh, come on! The gods are mocking us! | 0:21:06 | 0:21:11 | |
There's only one God, AJ. | 0:21:11 | 0:21:13 | |
Fine. The God is mocking us. You thinking what I'm thinking? | 0:21:13 | 0:21:17 | |
-Don't worry mate. Let me get back to you. -Alfie, listen. I can explain... | 0:21:21 | 0:21:25 | |
-Don't worry. She already has, OK. -I'm sorry. | 0:21:25 | 0:21:27 | |
What on earth possessed you to let her take it to school, eh? | 0:21:27 | 0:21:30 | |
The kid got into trouble. You know the rules, all right? | 0:21:30 | 0:21:32 | |
-Sorry. Won't happen again. -Come on, young lady. Homework. Let's go. | 0:21:32 | 0:21:35 | |
Shirl's Burgers? | 0:21:39 | 0:21:42 | |
Hardly original, is it? | 0:21:42 | 0:21:44 | |
Jay's the brains of the outfit. | 0:21:44 | 0:21:46 | |
We just wanted to help ya. Not that you need any... | 0:21:46 | 0:21:49 | |
No, thanks to Andrew here. He's got experience in the business. | 0:21:49 | 0:21:53 | |
He had some good news today. | 0:21:54 | 0:21:56 | |
He's officially no longer a suspect. | 0:21:56 | 0:21:59 | |
So now the filth can concentrate on the scum that did do it. | 0:21:59 | 0:22:02 | |
Good. | 0:22:02 | 0:22:04 | |
-See ya. -See ya later. | 0:22:06 | 0:22:08 | |
It looks good. | 0:22:09 | 0:22:10 | |
Thanks to you. Heck of a mess, weren't it? | 0:22:10 | 0:22:12 | |
I find cleaning quite satisfying, really. Good spring clean helps... | 0:22:12 | 0:22:18 | |
clear out clutter. Makes you feel lighter. | 0:22:18 | 0:22:22 | |
You're as mad as a box of frogs, you, ain't ya? | 0:22:22 | 0:22:24 | |
Where's my shopping trolley? | 0:22:26 | 0:22:28 | |
THEY SHOUT AND SING | 0:22:28 | 0:22:31 | |
I'm the king of the world! | 0:22:34 | 0:22:37 | |
Oh no! | 0:22:40 | 0:22:41 | |
Come on. Your bag! | 0:22:43 | 0:22:45 | |
THEY CONTINUE SINGING | 0:22:49 | 0:22:51 | |
Don't call me on this phone again. Ever. You got it? | 0:23:00 | 0:23:02 | |
In fact, don't call me at all. I'm done. This is done. | 0:23:02 | 0:23:05 | |
I didn't mean that, you know. I didn't mean to shoot you. | 0:23:09 | 0:23:11 | |
Let's hear it for the birthday girl! Yay! | 0:23:11 | 0:23:13 | |
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything. I didn't know. | 0:23:13 | 0:23:17 | |
Seems like we're finding more out about each other all the time. | 0:23:17 | 0:23:20 | |
-I know! -Actually, you did get her something... | 0:23:20 | 0:23:22 | |
You know, I did, you know... My mind's going. I forgot. | 0:23:24 | 0:23:27 | |
A torch? | 0:23:31 | 0:23:32 | |
A forensic torch! | 0:23:32 | 0:23:33 | |
This'll be perfect for when I start my work experience. | 0:23:33 | 0:23:37 | |
Yeah...! | 0:23:37 | 0:23:38 | |
Is there a problem? | 0:23:38 | 0:23:41 | |
There might be. | 0:23:42 | 0:23:44 | |
I thought this was all sorted. | 0:23:44 | 0:23:45 | |
So did I. | 0:23:45 | 0:23:46 | |
Did your friend pull out? | 0:23:46 | 0:23:48 | |
He pulled out, you know. Something came up. Nothing I could... | 0:23:48 | 0:23:51 | |
But it's supposed to be happening in the next couple of weeks! | 0:23:51 | 0:23:54 | |
He can't just leave Sasha hanging like that. | 0:23:54 | 0:23:56 | |
What's his name? I'll have a word - I'll tell him how important it is. | 0:23:56 | 0:24:01 | |
He has got a name, hasn't he? | 0:24:03 | 0:24:05 | |
Yeah...yeah... | 0:24:05 | 0:24:07 | |
So what is it? | 0:24:07 | 0:24:08 | |
Grissom. | 0:24:09 | 0:24:11 | |
Like CSI... | 0:24:11 | 0:24:12 | |
All right, look, the truth is, yeah, there's no mate. | 0:24:15 | 0:24:18 | |
And I only lied because I wanted to make Sasha happy. And Sasha, I'm really sorry. | 0:24:18 | 0:24:22 | |
I'm really trying, Sasha... Sasha! | 0:24:22 | 0:24:24 | |
-No, you've done enough damage, don't you think? -But let me explain to her! | 0:24:24 | 0:24:28 | |
-Explain what? That you lied to a 14-year-old girl. That you got her hopes up. -I didn't lie... | 0:24:28 | 0:24:33 | |
She's been telling everyone about this at school for weeks. | 0:24:33 | 0:24:36 | |
Do you have any idea how humiliating this'll be for her? | 0:24:36 | 0:24:39 | |
What's wrong with you, Kim, man? Don't you get it? | 0:24:39 | 0:24:41 | |
I'm starting to think you never will. | 0:24:41 | 0:24:44 | |
HE SUCKS TEETH | 0:24:44 | 0:24:45 | |
But Ray, can I just explain? | 0:24:45 | 0:24:48 | |
Oh! | 0:24:48 | 0:24:50 | |
SHE SIGHS AND SUCKS TEETH | 0:24:51 | 0:24:53 | |
We are in so much trouble... | 0:24:54 | 0:24:55 | |
Victimless crime. | 0:24:56 | 0:24:58 | |
You don't know whose car that is. | 0:24:58 | 0:25:00 | |
Why, why, why does this always happen? | 0:25:00 | 0:25:03 | |
Yeah, but it was fun, wasn't it? | 0:25:03 | 0:25:06 | |
Yeah. I've missed that. | 0:25:06 | 0:25:07 | |
THEY LAUGH | 0:25:07 | 0:25:09 | |
Me too. | 0:25:09 | 0:25:11 | |
You know, it makes me wonder what happened. | 0:25:11 | 0:25:14 | |
Three years, Mas. Not one call returned. | 0:25:16 | 0:25:20 | |
You know, it's not a one way street, Amjad. | 0:25:20 | 0:25:22 | |
-You've done your own disappearing. -I wouldn't disown you! | 0:25:22 | 0:25:26 | |
Disowned? Where'd you get that idea? | 0:25:26 | 0:25:28 | |
-Inzamam... -What? | 0:25:28 | 0:25:30 | |
He said... He said Zainab convinced you... | 0:25:30 | 0:25:33 | |
-You know... -Inzamam?! Why, why? He's a liar! | 0:25:33 | 0:25:36 | |
-Why would you believe anything he says? -Because it sounds like it makes sense. | 0:25:36 | 0:25:39 | |
Because it's been three years. | 0:25:39 | 0:25:41 | |
Because it sounds like something Zainab the Pure would do... | 0:25:41 | 0:25:44 | |
Oi! That's my wife you're talking about! | 0:25:44 | 0:25:46 | |
Ow! Ow! | 0:25:56 | 0:25:58 | |
Ow! | 0:25:58 | 0:26:00 | |
THEY LAUGH | 0:26:00 | 0:26:02 | |
I've missed you, Bruv. So much it hurts. | 0:26:02 | 0:26:06 | |
Yeah. I missed you too. | 0:26:06 | 0:26:07 | |
MASOOD YELLS | 0:26:07 | 0:26:09 | |
THEY LAUGH | 0:26:09 | 0:26:10 | |
It's like Women In Love, only weirder. | 0:26:13 | 0:26:17 | |
LOUD KNOCKING AT DOOR | 0:26:17 | 0:26:18 | |
Masood! | 0:26:18 | 0:26:21 | |
Open up! Come on! | 0:26:21 | 0:26:23 | |
What now? | 0:26:23 | 0:26:25 | |
You wait here. | 0:26:26 | 0:26:28 | |
Boys. | 0:26:36 | 0:26:37 | |
There has been an incident. | 0:26:37 | 0:26:40 | |
Someone has knocked the wing mirror off my car. | 0:26:40 | 0:26:43 | |
Would you know anything about that? | 0:26:43 | 0:26:45 | |
Yes! Two Asian-looking men ran from the scene but... | 0:26:45 | 0:26:48 | |
If he speaks again, you'll both regret it. | 0:26:48 | 0:26:51 | |
Now Masood, me and you - we've never had a problem, have we? | 0:26:53 | 0:26:57 | |
And as far as I know, you're a very good man. | 0:26:57 | 0:27:00 | |
So therefore, sort it by tomorrow evening and all of this will be forgotten. | 0:27:00 | 0:27:04 | |
Yes, Derek. OK. Of course. | 0:27:05 | 0:27:06 | |
Or else. | 0:27:06 | 0:27:08 | |
Or else you'll give us a good talking to...? | 0:27:08 | 0:27:10 | |
Tomorrow evening. | 0:27:13 | 0:27:14 | |
..or else. | 0:27:16 | 0:27:18 | |
Subtitles by Red Bee Media | 0:27:28 | 0:27:31 |