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You don't own me, mate.

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Kat? Kat, where are you?

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Oh, there you are, love of my life.

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-Feast your mince pies on this.

-What is it?

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What do you mean? It's like a coach's board.

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A bit of top level professional kit.

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Helps me visualise the formation for the Queen Vic 11.

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Hear me out, OK? So I'm starting with like the classic 4-4-2.

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Andrew's in goal. I've got a strong back four,

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Masood out wide, who serves our front man Tyler up there.

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I thought we sorted this weeks ago?

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Yeah, but it's like a fluid approach to modern management, innit?

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-What you got there?

-Some clothes of Tommy's. Scarlett could use them.

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Oh, yeah, right, so have you heard from Michael?

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-No.

-Struggling a bit, ain't he?

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Hello? What?

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-I love you, Alfie.

-I love you too.

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Anyway, if this goes a bit pear-shaped,

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I'll just do the 4-5-1, the West Ham formation.

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Come on the Hammers. Back in the Premier League, lads?

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Yeah, thanks for your support.

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Anyway, so what I'll do, I'll probably use Anthony

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and Tyler together cos they've got an understanding of each other.

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I'd keep Tyler up front.

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You reckon? Why?

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He's a better finisher.

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Tyler's a better finisher? OK, not a bad idea. That's my girl.

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Tyler up front. Up the Hammers!

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How is he?

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He's put on a bit of weight.

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How's Scarlett?

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Steady at two kilos. Good news about Jake though.

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-Hi.

-Hi.

-OK?

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Got you a coffee. Strong, skinny.

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I got one.

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Yeah. So I see. Everything fine?

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I wouldn't say everything was fine, Michael, no.

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You know what I mean.

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How's Jake?

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-Yeah, he's doing much better.

-Yeah.

-Great.

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Yeah, he's actually put on a bit more weight than Scarlett.

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That's all right. Babies are different. It's fine.

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I'm just going to go and sit with her,

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then I'll head back to the office.

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Here it is. I thought you might like to...

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Well, look, Shirl, look, he's got Carly's cheeks.

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D'you remember when you used to be able to come in here

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and have a cup of tea in peace?

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-I said no.

-It's not enough you won't let me see Jay,

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now you want to ruin the rest of my life an' all.

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-You're grounded.

-But it's a special occasion.

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Lola, a sale on the high street is not a special occasion.

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-But I've got a voucher.

-Have you? Sorry.

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I ain't got any jeans, have I?

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What will I wear when I get my figure back? LAUGHTER

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-What?

-You ain't going to get your figure back.

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Have you seen the size of what's to come out?

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Yeah, yeah, all right, we get the idea.

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Victoria Beckham got hers back.

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Yeah, but Victoria Beckham's probably got a personal trainer,

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three nannies and a chef. What you got?

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-No chance.

-Whatever. I'm still buying them.

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No, you're not. You're grounded. You're lucky I let you come here.

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I just want to do one thing that's fun.

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Oh, Billy, there you are. Listen mate, heads up,

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we got a journo coming to the game on Monday to have a chat.

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Wants to chat to me, yeah?

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Well, yes, you know, it's to both of us. Manager and striker.

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I like it. Hook into the torch relay thing.

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-Oh, is that coming up, is it?

-Don't encourage him.

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-Next week.

-That's exciting, innit?

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Stupid corporate games.

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Tube's a nightmare and there's foreigners everywhere.

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Nice one, Shirley, thanks, darling.

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Listen, I was hoping maybe we could drive the message

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closer to the area of the team and the Vic.

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With all due respect though, Alf, I mean I'm the torchbearer.

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-I'm the one with the profile here.

-Yes. Yes, I know that, Billy.

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That's why we need to sort out our media strategy, nail it down, mate.

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Just pop into the pub, please?

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If I lose another game, the press will be all over me.

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-I have to work.

-It's just ten minutes, that's all. Please.

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-I'll try.

-Good man, all right. All right, ladies?

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-You all right there?

-You got to go to work. I'm on my own again.

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Well, don't worry, I've got my spies out there.

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-Such a loser.

-Give us a cup of tea to take away please, Marie.

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-And one of them.

-No, no, you've got to eat healthily.

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"You've got to eat healthily".

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-You do.

-"You do."

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-Oi.

-He said, "You've got to eat healthily."

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Oh, just let her have it, Shirl.

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Grow a pair, Billy, make a statement and stand by it.

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And why don't you mind your own business, you silly old cow?

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-Hey!

-Hey, you've got a mouth on you, ain't you?

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Tell you what, Billy. I'm a little bit idle today.

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How about I keep my eye on her? Make sure she stays grounded?

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That'd be brilliant, Shirl. But you don't have to.

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Oh, no. It'd be a pleasure.

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I don't know what keeps them up.

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They're terrible!

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Look, look at the waistband...

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It's awful.

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I know.

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-Terrible.

-What's this?

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Just doing a bit of ironing, love.

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-You could do with some new pants.

-My pants are fine, thanks.

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Oh, look at these!

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You don't need to do my ironing.

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I might just as well.

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Cora and Patrick, they're in each other's pockets,

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I've got little else to do. Nothing I ain't seen before.

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It's not appropriate.

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Oh, look, I don't mind.

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THEY LAUGH

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When he was little he used to run around without any pants.

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I used to let him. Get a nice breeze through his undercarriage.

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-Oh, that's so cute.

-Yeah.

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Mum! Mum, just leave it. Mum.

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THEY CONTINUE LAUGHING

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We're going to have a lovely time together, me and you.

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Lots of cups of tea, lots of girly chats.

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I'll even paint your toenails for you if you like.

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Ah. Billy hasn't got any milk.

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Oh, he must have forgot when you were yelling at him.

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But you can't have a cup of tea without any milk, can you?

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I'll be two minutes.

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Don't you go anywhere.

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You're not as bright as you think you are, Lola.

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-All right mate, how's your morning been?

-Up at the hospital mainly.

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Shouldn't you be there now? With your family?

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I've got a few things to take care of here.

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-You hungry?

-No, I'm all right.

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Nah, don't be silly.

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Listen, I've got some of this high protein, low GI stuff for the lads.

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Think about it, right.

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Good nutrition's as valuable as ball skills.

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Can I just have a pie, please? I'm not in the team.

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No, you can't have a pie.

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No, I guarantee you'll love this stuff, I promise you.

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Yeah, it's brilliant stuff. He's really good.

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Oh, excuse me. Yes, mate.

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Here you are.

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-What's that?

-It's for Scarlett.

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It's just a few of Tommy's bits just laying round.

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I thought you could take 'em.

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Thank you. That's kind.

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It's his idea.

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OK.

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I gave you a chance.

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I trusted you to stay put, do the right thing.

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What are you doing?

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I'm not angry, Lola. I'm disappointed.

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-Shirley?

-You've let me down, you've let Billy down,

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but most of all, you've let yourself down.

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-Are you joking? This is imprisonment.

-I hope so, yeah.

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You can't do this to me. I'm pregnant!

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This is the best for you. You'll thank me for it one day.

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No, I won't.

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-Well, I won't care either way. Phone.

-No.

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See you tonight.

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What? No, Shirley! You can't do this! This is abuse!

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Shirley! This is illegal.

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And what if I have to go to the toilet? Shirley!

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What? No. No. No. No!

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Shirley. Shirley! Shirley! Shirley!

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Look, they're very manly.

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Are they big enough? Not too much though, are they?

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No. They're right on trend.

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All right? Auntie Dot, it's Andrew.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah, really good. You?

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Terrific.

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Listen. Can you do me a favour?

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No, all I'm saying is, if winning an Olympic gold medal

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isn't the highest honour in a sport, then it shouldn't be in the Games.

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What you got? Tennis, football, BMX, where does it stop?

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So what do you think of the lunch, then?

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-That's it?

-Yeah.

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OK, you didn't fancy putting any meat in there, no?

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It's all about the protein and the quinoa and the beans.

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It's lean, you know. Keeps your weight down.

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All right, but...

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But... But what?

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Nothing. Nothing. It's delicious.

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Good.

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Going up the hospital now?

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I've got to do some business stuff, you know.

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Janine obviously can't so... I'm just picking up the slack.

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How's she coping?

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Great. Amazing.

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-That's terrific.

-And you?

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Fine.

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Everything's changed, innit? Now you've seen her.

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-Don't you feel completely helpless?

-Kat, come on.

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Totally alone.

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Like everything's just happening and you've got no control over it.

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Kat.

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We don't feel alone.

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There are other parents there, going through the same thing as us.

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You know, we can empathise with each other. Like a little gang.

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And next month it'll be the same. But with a different set.

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And the same again at the next hospital.

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Cos we'll all get through it together, won't we? Somehow.

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There you go.

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Making Janine and I even stronger.

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And you trust each other?

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Yeah. We're a family.

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ALARMS BEEP

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MORE ALARMS BEEP

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Is he OK?

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He's not breathing. Bag him.

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No heart rate. Starting compressions.

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One, two, three.

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-What's going on?

-One, two, three.

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I'll get IV access and bloods.

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No spontaneous breathing.

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Continue CPR.

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One, two, three. One, two, three.

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One, two, three.

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-I'll get a second line.

-One, two, three.

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Come on, J.

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Sorry, Janine. Can I ask you to wait outside for a while?

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-But Scarlett, I...

-She'll be fine.

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-Blood gas count?

-Come on, keep going.

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One, two, three. One, two, three.

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One beef and ale pie.

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Stick it in the over for what? 30 minutes at 190, good as gold.

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You're all right.

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No, Michael, take it, it's only going to go to waste, mate.

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-Thank you.

-You're welcome.

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And these should fit Scarlett when she's about nine months.

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Thank you.

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-Listen, give our love to the girls, yeah?

-Yeah.

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What?

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Kat, when Michael comes in, all right, I try to keep it light.

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All that talk of hospitals and stuff, it just brings him down.

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-Keep it light?

-Yeah.

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All right, we'll just stick our heads in the sand, shall we?

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You can't keep me in here all day, Shirley!

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This stupid window don't open. I'll suffocate!

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I think it's locked.

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I'll tell the social then.

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It's abuse is what it is and you'll go to jail.

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You know what they do to child abusers in jail. You'll deserve it!

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Fine!

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SHE HITS THE WINDOW

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Oi! Oi! Stop it.

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-None of that.

-I can't breathe!

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Do you know how much it costs to replace a window?

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-You'd rather I died?

-You ain't going to die.

-No thanks to you.

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-Look, just give it a rest, will you?

-You're the child abuser!

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Locking me up like some kind of criminal.

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I'm 39 weeks pregnant. I'm fragile and vulnerable.

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If you were fragile and vulnerable you'd be on the sofa,

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-eating cakes like the rest of the...

-HANDLE FALLS TO FLOOR

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-You left the kitchen window open, didn't you?

-So?

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There's a draught! Oh, my day...

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Shirley, where is it? Shirley.

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It's in the kitchen.

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The knob is in the kitchen.

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For my wife. I'll take them. Lovely.

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45 quid, is it? Bit steep.

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-You pay for quality, right? Keep the change.

-Thank you.

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-Do you wear them?

-Never.

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Charity shop.

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But I might.

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Well, if you haven't, you won't.

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You are a clever girl.

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You going somewhere, Mum?

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Yeah, going to Dot's for a while.

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Really?

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She's not well, her hip's really playing her up, badly.

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She needs a bit of looking after, bless her.

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-Sandy and Dotty are at the end of their tether.

-For how long?

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-Who knows?

-Well, we're packing for four seasons.

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So, when do you go?

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-It's all right. He'll understand.

-Today.

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Goo... Wow. Wow.

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Are you OK with that?

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Yeah, just a bit of a shock, that's all.

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-Well, I can stay.

-No! No, I mean, if Auntie Dot needs you...

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-She does.

-Then today it is. What can I do to help?

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-Help! Help!

-Help! Is anybody there?

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Help! Please!

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If the window wasn't locked we could open it. And someone might hear us.

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I didn't know we were going to get stuck in here, did I?

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Obviously. I'm smashing it.

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-No, you're not.

-Why?

-Cos that's 200 quid's worth. Have you got that?

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We don't have to replace it.

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Don't be so stupid!

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What? It's really warm outside. And what if I go into labour?

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-You're not going to go into labour.

-How do you know?

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Because if it comes out, I'll shove it back in again.

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What if they never find us?

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What if they find us in, like, 30 years

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and we're just skeletons.

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In old jeans! Massive maternity jeans.

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They're going to think I was fat. We've got to get out of here.

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We just have to wait for Billy. He won't be long.

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What if he never comes home?

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What if he's been hit by a bus or kidnapped by some gangsters?

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And he never comes home.

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What if he's been bitten by a rabid dog and he's just out there,

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on the street, just foaming at the mouth, never knowing that

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his beloved granddaughter was slowly starving to death with an old lady.

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-Oi.

-It'll just be you and me. In here.

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For ever.

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BOTH: Help! Help!

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Please help!

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Would you like to hold her?

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Mate, I know she's really punctual, but she's really busy. So that's...

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I understand. Why don't you come to my office. 20 minutes.

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OK, 20 minutes, yeah? Cheers, mate.

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Bill. Bill!

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Yeah, yeah, yeah. What?

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-The code's changed.

-I don't know anything about that.

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This boiler guy...he's ringing me every 20 minutes.

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-Who's changed it?

-I've got a bit of filing to do.

-Don't move!

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Billy, don't move.

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-What's the new one?

-I don't know.

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Billy.

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-She'll kill me.

-Billy, I will kill you. And I'm here.

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She asked me to change it.

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Why didn't she tell me?

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Because she didn't want you to know the combination.

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Look, Michael, she's been under a lot of stress.

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-OK, Billy, thanks. Out, please.

-Hormones and...

-Out! Out, Billy!

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PHONE RINGS

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They, um, they just came and they've taken him away

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and I don't think he's coming back.

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I can't hold her, Michael. I can't hold our daughter.

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And I can't do this without you.

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Please. I need you here.

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Are you sure you're going to be OK?

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Yes, Mum.

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I don't mean to nag. I just like looking after you.

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I know you do.

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I'm sorry if I got in your way.

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You never, Mum.

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Look, you don't want to miss your train, do you?

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No. Best get off, eh?

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-You got your ticket?

-Picking it up at the station.

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Yeah, good. There's probably queues.

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Andrew. Have you spoken to Dot lately?

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Me? No.

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Are you sure?

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Yeah, not a word.

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Oh, you're a good boy.

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-Have a safe journey, Mum.

-Yeah, thanks, darling.

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Hang on, hang on, hang on.

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I know it's not my business, but just in case...

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And Poppy assures me that they're very manly.

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See ya, Mum.

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Love you. Miss you already.

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All I wanted was a new pair of jeans.

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It's not much, really.

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But you were grounded.

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Well, just something to make me feel nice.

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To try and remember what I did look like.

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I'm starving.

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Here you are.

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Are you serious? What happened to eating healthily?

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Like I care what Billy thinks.

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No, you're all right. Go on then.

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-You will get your figure back, you know.

-Really?

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You're only young, ain't you?

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Pop it out and it'll all spring back.

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Does it hurt?

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I mean, I know it hurts, but how much does it actually hurt?

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It hurts.

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It hurts how much you think it's going to hurt.

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Really?

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Well, getting them out's the easy bit.

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Then all you do is let them down.

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I'll never let her down.

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It's what mums do.

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How was yours?

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She ran off when I was three.

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There you go then.

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I'm really scared, Shirley.

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You should be. Well, what do you want me to tell you?

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That's it's all going to be easy? Cos it ain't.

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Carly. Mine.

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She's just had a baby.

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That's good, innit?

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Only she didn't tell me.

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I had to hear it from Denise.

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That's how good a mum I was.

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That she couldn't even be bothered to tell me

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about most important thing that ever happened in her life.

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We don't speak any more...

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..but she still gets to me.

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What do you do when you're scared? Do you run?

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Cos it don't work.

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You stay and you have a crack at being a good mum.

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But what about you?

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What are you going to have a crack at?

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-Abseiling down the side of the Vic.

-What?

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The other night, up on the scaffolding with Jean Slater,

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don't ask, she was telling me that, you know,

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that I was having a mid-life crisis.

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And when you go through that, you want to things to change.

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But why abseiling?

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Because it's absolutely pointless. And I'm petrified of heights.

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THEY LAUGH

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Mental.

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Were you really going to put that lamp through that window?

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-Yeah.

-You got some balls, ain't you?

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You know, you don't have to worry about being a mum.

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You're going to be all right.

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Are you OK?

0:22:540:22:56

Yeah.

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Are you going to cry?

0:22:570:22:59

No.

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It's all right if you are, you know.

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No, I'm not.

0:23:020:23:05

I think I need that bucket.

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You've got Anthony and Tyler up front.

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I know, but I haven't finished yet. We've got a lot of flexibility, OK?

0:23:110:23:14

I want to use Anthony as a link-up man to serve the forwards,

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use his vision and use the diamond formation.

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Oh, like Chelsea.

0:23:190:23:20

Yeah, yeah, like Chelsea, but under Ancelotti.

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-BABY CRYING

-Did you hear that?

0:23:220:23:24

Yeah, must have just started, sweetheart. OK...

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-I'll get it, shall I?

-Yeah all right then, babe.

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Then what I'm going to do is use Jack, centre,

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floating in mid-defence, use Fat Boy and Max,

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get them to do the traditional midfield role. D'you reckon?

0:23:330:23:36

Tyler and Anthony down the front cos they can talk to each other,

0:23:360:23:39

-and then I'll stick Ray in.

-No, no, me.

-Yeah, OK.

0:23:390:23:42

OK, Billy, OK you're down there, I need to bring Anthony midfield.

0:23:420:23:45

Then we'll do what Barcelona do when under pressure, which is?

0:23:450:23:49

-4-3-3.

-What?

-4-3-3.

0:23:490:23:51

4-3-3, we'll bring our strikers forward and I'll probably get

0:23:510:23:54

Anthony and Tyler down, probably get Tyler in the Messi role.

0:23:540:23:56

-Did you pay Roxy her money?

-Yes, all sorted, sweetheart.

0:23:560:23:59

Are you going to get that?

0:23:590:24:01

-Yeah, I'll get it.

-Yeah, good girl.

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So, now, I might play Fat Boy and Max, I'll play them

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in a wide traditional midfield position.

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PHONE VIBRATES

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And Jack, as I said, keep him on defence.

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I need you just in front of Masood,

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while Anthony and Tyler play up front.

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I'm playing up front, aren't I?

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No, no, Billy you can't play up front,

0:24:160:24:18

I need you just in front of Masood, right.

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'I can't hold her, Michael, I can't. I can't hold our daughter.

0:24:320:24:37

'And I can't do this without you.

0:24:390:24:43

'I need you here.

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'Please!'

0:24:480:24:49

BABY GURGLES

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Night night, sweetheart.

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-BATTERING ON DOOR

-Help! Billy?! Billy?!

-Please! Pops!

0:25:510:25:54

Hey, hey, what's the matter?

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-Pops! Pops!

-All right, I'm here, I'm here, I'm here. Hang on.

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-There you are.

-Thank God, thank God, thank God. Where were you?

0:25:590:26:03

-I just stopped off at the pub.

-It was awful.

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We were trapped, I thought we was going to die

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and everyone was going to think I was fat.

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It's all right, it's all right.

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I'm really, really sorry. You'll never have to ground me again.

0:26:100:26:13

-I'll do exactly what you say.

-I'm glad about that.

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Bill, could you get my phone for me please? In the kitchen?

0:26:150:26:18

-You can get it yourself, can't you?

-Do as you're told, Billy.

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All right.

0:26:210:26:22

-Here you are.

-Are you serious?

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I'll keep him busy.

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I've probably got enough pairs of jeans.

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