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Hey, Lo! | 0:00:26 | 0:00:28 | |
Apparently you're supposed to have pasta the night before a big race. | 0:00:28 | 0:00:32 | |
Do you reckon spaghetti hoops for lunch does the same thing? | 0:00:32 | 0:00:36 | |
Lo! | 0:00:36 | 0:00:37 | |
MUSIC: THEME FROM "CHARIOTS OF FIRE" | 0:00:59 | 0:01:02 | |
THEY LAUGH | 0:01:03 | 0:01:05 | |
-Aah... -Whoa, whoa, what... What are you doing? -You're supposed to be setting an example for the boys. | 0:01:06 | 0:01:10 | |
Yeah, sweetheart, in case you don't know, I am the manager. I've got to stay focused and alert, all right? | 0:01:10 | 0:01:15 | |
Yeah? Well, what's it going to look like, you waddling down the side of the pitch with a big pot belly? | 0:01:15 | 0:01:19 | |
-What? Look at me - what pot belly, eh? -It's a good job I'll be there cheering you and the boys on, eh? | 0:01:19 | 0:01:24 | |
No, sweetheart, sorry, sweetheart. | 0:01:24 | 0:01:26 | |
You can't be at the match. | 0:01:26 | 0:01:28 | |
-Why not? -What do you mean, why not? What's the matter with you? Have you forgotten? | 0:01:28 | 0:01:32 | |
Today's the day when officially the Olympics comes to Walford, all right? | 0:01:32 | 0:01:36 | |
So I'm going to move the Queen Vic outside, | 0:01:36 | 0:01:38 | |
that way I can milk this momentous occasion dry. | 0:01:38 | 0:01:40 | |
Yeah! | 0:01:40 | 0:01:42 | |
But I was looking forward to going to that match. | 0:01:42 | 0:01:45 | |
Kat, sweetheart, we could make a few bob here. | 0:01:45 | 0:01:47 | |
Think of all the thirsty punters, eh? | 0:01:47 | 0:01:48 | |
All queuing up for our finest ales. | 0:01:48 | 0:01:51 | |
HE CHUCKLES | 0:01:52 | 0:01:53 | |
Didn't want to go to the poxy match anyway. | 0:01:55 | 0:01:58 | |
See, it's called the Kiss, right? I hold my torch out like that, | 0:01:59 | 0:02:02 | |
and wait for the fella behind me to pass on the flame. | 0:02:02 | 0:02:05 | |
Right, that's that sorted. | 0:02:05 | 0:02:06 | |
-Shall we make a move? -Yeah! | 0:02:06 | 0:02:08 | |
-Pops, tell them about your route. -Oh yeah, yeah, right. | 0:02:08 | 0:02:10 | |
So, I start out on George Street, yeah? | 0:02:10 | 0:02:12 | |
Make my way onto Turpin Road, past the war memorial, and then out onto Bridge Street. | 0:02:12 | 0:02:16 | |
-DOORBELL RINGS -I'll get it. -I'll get it! -Then... | 0:02:16 | 0:02:18 | |
I do a quick lap of the Square, end up at the Vic, and that's where the next fella's waiting. | 0:02:18 | 0:02:22 | |
-Is that where you kiss him? -That's right. | 0:02:22 | 0:02:24 | |
-Will you make the first move? -Where he's been waiting all day to hold your torch? | 0:02:24 | 0:02:28 | |
THEY LAUGH | 0:02:28 | 0:02:29 | |
This is serious, Rox. | 0:02:29 | 0:02:31 | |
There's going to be thousands of people watching me on that torch cam. | 0:02:31 | 0:02:35 | |
-Sorry, what is he doing here? -I just wanted to give you this before your run later on. | 0:02:35 | 0:02:39 | |
Yeah? Well, clear off. | 0:02:39 | 0:02:40 | |
Stay where you are. | 0:02:40 | 0:02:42 | |
Have you seen that ankle bracelet? | 0:02:42 | 0:02:44 | |
One more run-in with the law, and she's locked up. | 0:02:44 | 0:02:47 | |
It weren't Jay's fault. | 0:02:47 | 0:02:48 | |
-You heard her. It weren't his fault. -I don't care whose fault it is. | 0:02:48 | 0:02:51 | |
He's a bad influence. | 0:02:51 | 0:02:53 | |
Pfff! | 0:02:55 | 0:02:57 | |
-Anyway, have I shown you my tracksuit? -Twice. | 0:02:57 | 0:03:00 | |
Bill, what's in that box? | 0:03:00 | 0:03:02 | |
These little beauties are my new trainers. | 0:03:03 | 0:03:06 | |
Got 'em cheap online. | 0:03:06 | 0:03:07 | |
But I'm not going to get 'em out yet, not 'til just before the race. Cos I don't want to scuff 'em up. | 0:03:07 | 0:03:12 | |
-ROXY LAUGHS -He thinks of everything, don't he? | 0:03:12 | 0:03:15 | |
I do. Talking of which, I'd better go and see Denise at the shop. | 0:03:15 | 0:03:18 | |
I think it's what they call a "PA" in the business. | 0:03:18 | 0:03:20 | |
THEY GIGGLE | 0:03:20 | 0:03:22 | |
Here, I've got a little something for you. | 0:03:22 | 0:03:24 | |
It's a little bit bitten-up | 0:03:26 | 0:03:27 | |
but it was one of George's favourites. | 0:03:27 | 0:03:29 | |
I love it. | 0:03:29 | 0:03:30 | |
Who'd have thought it, eh? Me flying the flag for the Mitchells. | 0:03:30 | 0:03:34 | |
Yep, the world has gone stark raving mad. | 0:03:34 | 0:03:36 | |
-Just try not to mess it up, eh? -Hey, Phil... | 0:03:36 | 0:03:39 | |
I've waited my whole life for this day. | 0:03:39 | 0:03:41 | |
Nothing is going to go wrong. MOBILE RINGS | 0:03:41 | 0:03:44 | |
'Scuse me. | 0:03:44 | 0:03:45 | |
-See ya later. -See ya. -See ya later, Bill. -See ya. | 0:03:45 | 0:03:48 | |
Hello, Janine? | 0:03:48 | 0:03:49 | |
Yeah, I thought you'd forgotten... | 0:03:49 | 0:03:51 | |
Now? | 0:03:52 | 0:03:53 | |
I can't, cos Alfie's expecting me at the match. | 0:03:53 | 0:03:56 | |
All right, give me 20 minutes. | 0:03:58 | 0:04:00 | |
I don't need a babysitter, Pops. | 0:04:03 | 0:04:05 | |
What about your curfew? | 0:04:05 | 0:04:06 | |
I said I'm going to be good, and I will, all right? | 0:04:06 | 0:04:08 | |
Go on, then. | 0:04:08 | 0:04:09 | |
See you later. | 0:04:09 | 0:04:12 | |
Argee Bhajee. | 0:04:18 | 0:04:20 | |
This going to take long, Denise? | 0:04:21 | 0:04:23 | |
Only I've got a cut and blow-dry at quarter past. | 0:04:23 | 0:04:25 | |
Kim! Kim... | 0:04:25 | 0:04:26 | |
If you wouldn't mind going and finding Billy, and tell him to get a shift on. | 0:04:26 | 0:04:30 | |
Do come to the Argee Bhajee. | 0:04:30 | 0:04:32 | |
Zainab! | 0:04:32 | 0:04:33 | |
Might I remind you that I'm the one that's paying your wages? | 0:04:33 | 0:04:37 | |
Power's gone to that woman's head. It's like working for the Gestapo. | 0:04:37 | 0:04:41 | |
-KIM: -He's here! | 0:04:41 | 0:04:42 | |
And so, without further ado... | 0:04:42 | 0:04:44 | |
Er...on behalf of the Minute Mart Head Office, | 0:04:44 | 0:04:48 | |
I'd like to officially launch... Billy, if you wouldn't mind... | 0:04:48 | 0:04:52 | |
Our countdown clock, | 0:04:53 | 0:04:55 | |
which is counting down to the very second | 0:04:55 | 0:04:57 | |
that our Olympic torch arrives in Walford, so... | 0:04:57 | 0:05:00 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:05:01 | 0:05:03 | |
Everybody, everybody, feel free to drop in and check out our own-brand pies and pastries. | 0:05:05 | 0:05:09 | |
Dee, just give it up. Just give it up. | 0:05:09 | 0:05:13 | |
-TANYA: -Oh, Lucy, Lucy... -We're due at the cash and carry. | 0:05:16 | 0:05:19 | |
No, I just wanted to tell you that Linda's not been very well, | 0:05:19 | 0:05:21 | |
so Jane's had to fly out to Florida to see her. | 0:05:21 | 0:05:23 | |
-She did want to say happy birthday before she went. -The phone's been playing up. | 0:05:23 | 0:05:27 | |
Yeah. How are you? Are you enjoying your day? | 0:05:27 | 0:05:29 | |
-I feel sick. -Oh. | 0:05:29 | 0:05:31 | |
Well, maybe I should take him off your hands for a while? | 0:05:31 | 0:05:33 | |
-Do you want to come and hang out with me at the salon? -It's OK. We're doing just fine, aren't we, Bobby? | 0:05:33 | 0:05:37 | |
-Yeah. -Well, if you have any problems over the holidays or anything... | 0:05:37 | 0:05:41 | |
You will be the first person I call. Promise. | 0:05:41 | 0:05:43 | |
Oh. She appears to be missing a head. | 0:05:47 | 0:05:50 | |
-Moons! -Hmm! | 0:05:50 | 0:05:52 | |
-Some nice stuff in here. -Mmm? | 0:05:54 | 0:05:55 | |
Look at this! | 0:05:57 | 0:05:59 | |
1948 Olympic programme. | 0:05:59 | 0:06:04 | |
Hm! | 0:06:04 | 0:06:05 | |
Now you're talking. | 0:06:06 | 0:06:08 | |
The Moons? | 0:06:08 | 0:06:09 | |
You've got to be kidding me. | 0:06:09 | 0:06:12 | |
This is going straight in my display cabinet. | 0:06:12 | 0:06:14 | |
Hey, hey! | 0:06:19 | 0:06:21 | |
The Mighty Sparrow. Oh, you old dog, you! | 0:06:21 | 0:06:24 | |
Yeah, man! | 0:06:25 | 0:06:26 | |
-Hey! -Hi, fellas. | 0:06:26 | 0:06:28 | |
Oh. We've come for our share. | 0:06:29 | 0:06:31 | |
Yours is in the box. | 0:06:31 | 0:06:33 | |
-HE CHUCKLES -This a wind-up, isn't it, yeah? | 0:06:34 | 0:06:38 | |
We agreed I'd have first dibs. | 0:06:38 | 0:06:39 | |
What, so we're left with a pile of junk? | 0:06:39 | 0:06:41 | |
I've tried to be fair. | 0:06:41 | 0:06:43 | |
You've given us a jigsaw of the Shropshire Hills. | 0:06:44 | 0:06:46 | |
There's only seven pieces missing. I counted 'em myself. | 0:06:46 | 0:06:50 | |
You ain't going to get away with this. | 0:06:50 | 0:06:52 | |
I think I already have, don't you? | 0:06:52 | 0:06:54 | |
Procuring goods under false pretence. That is against the law. | 0:06:54 | 0:06:58 | |
Paddy, are you going to let them slander your wife like that? | 0:06:58 | 0:07:02 | |
She's making a mug of you, Paddy. | 0:07:02 | 0:07:03 | |
What can I say, son? Never hustle a hustler. | 0:07:03 | 0:07:07 | |
If I'd have known getting married | 0:07:09 | 0:07:11 | |
was going to ruffle so many feathers, | 0:07:11 | 0:07:13 | |
I'd have done it months ago. | 0:07:13 | 0:07:15 | |
Mm-hm? | 0:07:15 | 0:07:16 | |
My dear Cora, would you mind joining me for a dance? | 0:07:16 | 0:07:18 | |
What, here? | 0:07:18 | 0:07:19 | |
Oh, come on, let us show these youngsters how it's done. | 0:07:19 | 0:07:22 | |
Oh... | 0:07:26 | 0:07:28 | |
SHE CHUCKLES I've got a cabinet to fill. | 0:07:28 | 0:07:31 | |
Michael! | 0:07:36 | 0:07:38 | |
Just the man. | 0:07:38 | 0:07:39 | |
Any chance of a lift to the hospital? | 0:07:39 | 0:07:41 | |
That would mean travelling out of my way, Bill. | 0:07:41 | 0:07:43 | |
So that would be a no, then. | 0:07:43 | 0:07:45 | |
What, you're not going? | 0:07:45 | 0:07:46 | |
No again. | 0:07:46 | 0:07:48 | |
-So, what am I supposed to say to Janine? -Dunno. Sure you can improvise. | 0:07:48 | 0:07:51 | |
Now, I want you to treat her as if she was my daughter. | 0:07:52 | 0:07:55 | |
No hands where they shouldn't be, and I want her home by eight o'clock. | 0:07:55 | 0:07:58 | |
Is that understood? | 0:07:58 | 0:08:00 | |
Yes, Derek. | 0:08:00 | 0:08:01 | |
Good boy. | 0:08:01 | 0:08:02 | |
You seen her over there? | 0:08:09 | 0:08:11 | |
Can't be more than 19 or 20. | 0:08:11 | 0:08:13 | |
-Good luck to him. -Absolutely. | 0:08:13 | 0:08:15 | |
How are you? | 0:08:15 | 0:08:17 | |
Well, ain't you going to introduce us? | 0:08:17 | 0:08:19 | |
Would do, but she's a little bit shy. | 0:08:19 | 0:08:21 | |
Which is unusual, you know, for a pole dancer. | 0:08:21 | 0:08:23 | |
We're going to have all sorts walking those streets over the next few weeks. | 0:08:23 | 0:08:28 | |
So I think we should just do our best | 0:08:28 | 0:08:30 | |
to make sure that everyone's catered for. | 0:08:30 | 0:08:32 | |
So, right, come on, let's try it in Italian, here you are go on. | 0:08:32 | 0:08:35 | |
Como...posso...aiutarvi? | 0:08:35 | 0:08:38 | |
Now let's try that with a smile. | 0:08:38 | 0:08:40 | |
You girls have been round the houses, right? | 0:08:40 | 0:08:42 | |
I mean, what is it? Five husbands between you? | 0:08:42 | 0:08:45 | |
Help me out here. | 0:08:45 | 0:08:47 | |
When me and Ray first got together, it used to be every night. | 0:08:47 | 0:08:50 | |
-Every night? -Yeah. | 0:08:50 | 0:08:52 | |
Oh, you mean EVERY night? | 0:08:52 | 0:08:53 | |
Yeah, and now I'm lucky if I get it, what, three, four times a week. | 0:08:53 | 0:08:57 | |
-You think he's going off me? -I think you should be grateful for what you get. | 0:08:57 | 0:09:00 | |
Unless, of course, there's another woman involved. | 0:09:00 | 0:09:03 | |
-What? -How else do you explain the lack of interest? | 0:09:03 | 0:09:05 | |
Kim! Just the girl I was looking for. You got five minutes? | 0:09:05 | 0:09:08 | |
Mate, I've got four beds to make up, a couple of Polish coming at four. | 0:09:08 | 0:09:12 | |
Look, the Olympics are coming to town, baby. | 0:09:12 | 0:09:14 | |
Yeah, don't I know it. | 0:09:14 | 0:09:15 | |
Look, let's have a drink later, yeah? | 0:09:15 | 0:09:17 | |
-Yeah. -You'll have to excuse my sister. | 0:09:17 | 0:09:19 | |
She's feeling a bit, you know, neglected. | 0:09:19 | 0:09:22 | |
Every night? | 0:09:22 | 0:09:24 | |
Well, once a month would suit me. | 0:09:24 | 0:09:27 | |
Every quarter, even. | 0:09:27 | 0:09:28 | |
I'm not fussy. Ooh! You know what, I meant to tell you. | 0:09:28 | 0:09:32 | |
I've had to rearrange the rota just a little bit, | 0:09:32 | 0:09:34 | |
just to cover the shifts during the Games. | 0:09:34 | 0:09:37 | |
Er, hello? Are you going to buy this? | 0:09:37 | 0:09:39 | |
-I ain't decided yet. -I'm not being funny, darlin', | 0:09:39 | 0:09:41 | |
-but you've been thumbing through that for the past three days. -All right. I'm done. | 0:09:41 | 0:09:45 | |
Ugh! | 0:09:45 | 0:09:47 | |
Eh, Zee, here you go. | 0:09:47 | 0:09:49 | |
Um... | 0:09:51 | 0:09:52 | |
I think there's been a bit of a mistake. | 0:09:52 | 0:09:54 | |
It says I'm working here every night till 11. | 0:09:54 | 0:09:56 | |
Yeah. Yeah, well, head office have had to rearrange everything | 0:09:56 | 0:10:00 | |
and extend the hours during the Games, so... | 0:10:00 | 0:10:02 | |
-You expect me to serve at night in here to drunks and degenerates? -Oh! | 0:10:02 | 0:10:06 | |
Zee, Zee. | 0:10:06 | 0:10:07 | |
It's a few weeks. It's not the end of the world. | 0:10:07 | 0:10:10 | |
And what if I say no? | 0:10:10 | 0:10:11 | |
Well, I suppose I'll just have to find someone | 0:10:11 | 0:10:14 | |
who's a little bit more accommodating, won't I? | 0:10:14 | 0:10:18 | |
DOOR BUZZER | 0:10:22 | 0:10:25 | |
All right? | 0:10:28 | 0:10:30 | |
How is she? | 0:10:31 | 0:10:33 | |
Oh, she's sleeping. | 0:10:33 | 0:10:34 | |
Where's Michael? | 0:10:35 | 0:10:36 | |
Er... You know, he's probably busy somewhere, isn't he? | 0:10:36 | 0:10:39 | |
-You know what he's like. -I need him here, Billy. | 0:10:39 | 0:10:42 | |
Scarlett needs her dad. | 0:10:42 | 0:10:44 | |
Maybe you should have thought of that before changing the combination on the safe. | 0:10:44 | 0:10:48 | |
It's my money, and I can do what I want with it. | 0:10:48 | 0:10:50 | |
And if he wants access, | 0:10:50 | 0:10:52 | |
then he's going to have to try and gain my trust again. | 0:10:52 | 0:10:56 | |
Maybe it's a little bit late for that now. | 0:10:56 | 0:10:58 | |
Why? What are you talking about? | 0:11:00 | 0:11:01 | |
Janine, I feel like piggy in the middle. You say one thing, he says another. | 0:11:01 | 0:11:05 | |
-Please. No, don't tell me you told him the new combination? -He's your husband! | 0:11:05 | 0:11:08 | |
-SHE SIGHS -There I was thinking you were fighting my corner. | 0:11:08 | 0:11:11 | |
-I am! -How much did he give you, Billy? What, 500 quid? | 0:11:11 | 0:11:14 | |
-Or a grand... -No, he never gave me nothing! | 0:11:14 | 0:11:17 | |
Look, all I want is an easy life. | 0:11:17 | 0:11:18 | |
You think I want to get involved in your little domestics? | 0:11:18 | 0:11:21 | |
The only person that's important here is this little one. Who cares how much money he's going through? | 0:11:21 | 0:11:26 | |
-Give me your keys. -What? What for? | 0:11:26 | 0:11:28 | |
DOOR BUZZER | 0:11:28 | 0:11:29 | |
DOOR CLOSES | 0:11:31 | 0:11:32 | |
Oh no, come on, Janine. | 0:11:32 | 0:11:34 | |
Janine, I need this job. | 0:11:34 | 0:11:36 | |
Lola's due with her little one any day now. | 0:11:36 | 0:11:38 | |
Just answer me one thing. | 0:11:49 | 0:11:52 | |
Why did you even marry him? | 0:11:52 | 0:11:54 | |
Because I love him. | 0:11:56 | 0:11:57 | |
No. | 0:11:57 | 0:11:59 | |
No, no, this ain't love. | 0:11:59 | 0:12:01 | |
This is toxic, that's what it is. | 0:12:02 | 0:12:04 | |
DOOR BUZZER | 0:12:06 | 0:12:08 | |
Are you sure you wouldn't rather be at the hospital? | 0:12:13 | 0:12:15 | |
No, I need to be here. Those shirts are a walking billboard for us, you know? | 0:12:15 | 0:12:18 | |
I need to protect the brand. | 0:12:18 | 0:12:20 | |
I'm just saying, Jack, that people are starting to talk. | 0:12:20 | 0:12:23 | |
-Is that right? -Yeah. Let him have his fun, I said. | 0:12:23 | 0:12:26 | |
-That's very good of you, Derek. -Well, it happens to us all eventually, doesn't it? | 0:12:26 | 0:12:29 | |
-What does? -This mid-life crisis that you're going through. | 0:12:29 | 0:12:32 | |
When you suddenly realise | 0:12:32 | 0:12:34 | |
that you're only one step away from the knacker's yard. | 0:12:34 | 0:12:37 | |
Right, for those of you that haven't heard, | 0:12:37 | 0:12:39 | |
I'm doing a charity abseil. | 0:12:39 | 0:12:41 | |
Starting up a trust fund for Baby George. | 0:12:41 | 0:12:43 | |
Just me, a bit of rope and down the side of the Vic. | 0:12:43 | 0:12:46 | |
So, come on, cough up. | 0:12:46 | 0:12:47 | |
Ooh, that's the stuff of fantasy, that is, Shirl. | 0:12:47 | 0:12:51 | |
I mean, you scaling the rooftops, | 0:12:51 | 0:12:53 | |
dressed in all that black leather gear. | 0:12:53 | 0:12:55 | |
-Second thoughts, I'll leave the bucket on the bar. -THEY LAUGH | 0:12:55 | 0:12:59 | |
-Hey, all right, fellas? -Alfie! | 0:12:59 | 0:13:00 | |
-What can I get you? -I'll get these. Seeing as I'm stuck in here all day. -Nothing for me, thanks. | 0:13:01 | 0:13:05 | |
-Good lad, fasting. Got your mind on the game. Proud of you. -You not coming to the match, Kat? | 0:13:05 | 0:13:09 | |
No, sadly, Mrs Moon here is masterminding our official Olympic launch, ain't you, darling? | 0:13:09 | 0:13:14 | |
-Mmm. Serving pints to sweaty tourists, more like. -Well, that IS a shame. -Yeah. | 0:13:14 | 0:13:18 | |
-You know, couple of pompoms, little short skirt. -Yeah. How else we going to distract the other team? | 0:13:18 | 0:13:22 | |
That's a good idea, as it goes. They could do with a stroke of luck. | 0:13:22 | 0:13:26 | |
-Can't you get someone else? -No, we can't. Mrs Moon ain't coming out to party, OK? | 0:13:26 | 0:13:29 | |
Right, so, what you having? | 0:13:29 | 0:13:31 | |
No, I'm just on my way over to the charity shop. | 0:13:31 | 0:13:34 | |
See how all my old bits are selling. | 0:13:34 | 0:13:38 | |
Proper little diamond, ain't she? Mrs Trueman. | 0:13:38 | 0:13:40 | |
-Well, she's made a difficult week that little bit more bearable. -Yeah. | 0:13:40 | 0:13:44 | |
It's funny, though. Them two being married. I mean, you'd have thought they'd be living together. | 0:13:44 | 0:13:49 | |
Still... | 0:13:49 | 0:13:50 | |
That's her son-in-law over there. Max! | 0:13:50 | 0:13:53 | |
What do you make of Cora getting hitched again? | 0:13:53 | 0:13:55 | |
Yeah, happy days, yeah. | 0:13:55 | 0:13:56 | |
Tell him I'll throw in a donkey and all, yeah? Anything to get her off my hands. | 0:13:56 | 0:14:00 | |
Are you intending to buy anything, or just mess up my display? | 0:14:09 | 0:14:14 | |
I'll let you know, shall I? | 0:14:14 | 0:14:15 | |
Cora, Cora, Cora, look. Take a look at this. | 0:14:15 | 0:14:18 | |
It's a bit like the one you lost the other week. | 0:14:18 | 0:14:21 | |
Nothing like it. | 0:14:21 | 0:14:23 | |
Well, the pattern seems similar. | 0:14:23 | 0:14:26 | |
-Take a closer look now, man. -Don't want to. | 0:14:26 | 0:14:28 | |
Tell you what, why don't I buy it for you? | 0:14:28 | 0:14:31 | |
It's my way of saying thank you. | 0:14:31 | 0:14:33 | |
What for? | 0:14:33 | 0:14:35 | |
Company. | 0:14:35 | 0:14:37 | |
For making me feel young again. | 0:14:37 | 0:14:38 | |
Hey, you never did tell me who gave it to you. | 0:14:43 | 0:14:45 | |
An old friend. | 0:14:47 | 0:14:49 | |
Were they special? | 0:14:49 | 0:14:50 | |
-Oh, will you two just get a room? -Right, that's it. Out. | 0:14:51 | 0:14:54 | |
Ooh... | 0:14:56 | 0:14:58 | |
-Lola? -Get a chair, Patrick. | 0:14:58 | 0:15:00 | |
It's all right, darling. It's all right. | 0:15:00 | 0:15:03 | |
You're just starting contractions, that's all. | 0:15:03 | 0:15:06 | |
-LOLA LAUGHS -Your face, Grandma! | 0:15:06 | 0:15:09 | |
Empty your pockets. | 0:15:12 | 0:15:13 | |
I'm sorry? | 0:15:13 | 0:15:15 | |
Those shelves were full this morning. | 0:15:15 | 0:15:17 | |
-Now they're half-empty. -Well, I ain't taken anything. | 0:15:17 | 0:15:19 | |
No, that's mine! | 0:15:20 | 0:15:22 | |
Patrick. Call the police. | 0:15:22 | 0:15:24 | |
Oh, come on, you've got it back. No harm done, huh? | 0:15:24 | 0:15:28 | |
You don't set foot in this shop again. Do you hear me? | 0:15:28 | 0:15:30 | |
Do you understand? | 0:15:30 | 0:15:32 | |
Oh... | 0:15:34 | 0:15:35 | |
Oops(!) | 0:15:35 | 0:15:36 | |
SHE LAUGHS | 0:15:36 | 0:15:37 | |
Cora, are you all right? | 0:15:40 | 0:15:42 | |
I'm fine. | 0:15:42 | 0:15:43 | |
I tell you what, why don't I just tidy all this thing up. | 0:15:45 | 0:15:48 | |
Oh, just go! | 0:15:48 | 0:15:50 | |
Oh, I'm sorry. | 0:15:50 | 0:15:52 | |
I've got a splitting headache. | 0:15:52 | 0:15:54 | |
Here he is. My star player. | 0:16:00 | 0:16:01 | |
-Alfie, mate, I think I'm going to have to bin it off. -What you talking about? You can't do that. | 0:16:01 | 0:16:05 | |
-I've got to be back here at eight at the latest to warm up. -Whoa, when has Alfie Moon ever let you down? | 0:16:05 | 0:16:10 | |
-What about if I get injured, eh? -Oh... -There's a lot of people relying on these feet and this hand. | 0:16:10 | 0:16:15 | |
-What's the worst that could happen? -Apparently they're nutters. | 0:16:15 | 0:16:18 | |
-Got kicked out of the league last year for aggravated assault. -Oi! Keep that quiet... Billy, listen. | 0:16:18 | 0:16:22 | |
I'll wrap you in bubble wrap if I have to. Put the number 9 on, I'm begging you. Come on! | 0:16:22 | 0:16:26 | |
-And the Gazette are going to be there? -Yes! | 0:16:26 | 0:16:28 | |
All over it. They want to cover their Olympic hero on the pitch. Come on, Billy, I'm begging you. | 0:16:28 | 0:16:33 | |
-Yes, yeah...? -Well, I can't let the team down. | 0:16:33 | 0:16:35 | |
-'Course you can't. I could kiss you, Billy Mitchell. -No, don't. ALFIE LAUGHS | 0:16:35 | 0:16:38 | |
Wa-hey! | 0:16:38 | 0:16:39 | |
Have you told him that the only reason he's playing is so you can drum up a bit of free publicity? | 0:16:39 | 0:16:44 | |
-Not in so many words, no. -Does Ray know you subbed him for Fozzie Bear yet? | 0:16:44 | 0:16:47 | |
-ALFIE SIGHS -No. That's your job. | 0:16:47 | 0:16:48 | |
You're the manager. You sort it out. | 0:16:48 | 0:16:51 | |
-I expect Janet and William are really excited. -Yeah. Honey's dropping them off later. | 0:16:51 | 0:16:55 | |
Apparently they've been making banners at school and everything. | 0:16:55 | 0:16:58 | |
Aaah... Well, I'll be on that starting line, waving my little flag. | 0:16:58 | 0:17:01 | |
Right, come on, fellas, if you'd like to make you way out now. | 0:17:01 | 0:17:04 | |
Come on, Mrs Moon will be waiting here with a tray of beverages on our return. Let's go. | 0:17:04 | 0:17:09 | |
-Hardly seems fair, does it? -No. | 0:17:14 | 0:17:17 | |
-Us stuck here while they have all the fun. -Mmm. | 0:17:17 | 0:17:22 | |
Tamwar, why haven't you opened yet? | 0:17:28 | 0:17:30 | |
Been open all day. | 0:17:30 | 0:17:31 | |
-Well, then make yourself busy, you know, do something. Do the accounts. -I've done them already. | 0:17:31 | 0:17:36 | |
And? | 0:17:36 | 0:17:37 | |
Let's just say everything's got a big fat minus in front of it. | 0:17:37 | 0:17:40 | |
Oh..! | 0:17:40 | 0:17:42 | |
Why can't this family catch a break, huh? | 0:17:42 | 0:17:45 | |
You know, I used to have dreams. | 0:17:45 | 0:17:46 | |
Now everyone looks at me as if I'm stupid. | 0:17:46 | 0:17:49 | |
That's not true. | 0:17:49 | 0:17:51 | |
Most of them are terrified of you. | 0:17:51 | 0:17:53 | |
Tamwar, | 0:17:53 | 0:17:54 | |
I cannot let this place fail as well. | 0:17:54 | 0:17:56 | |
We've tried everything, OK? | 0:17:56 | 0:17:57 | |
We've tried all you can eat, home delivery... | 0:17:57 | 0:18:01 | |
-Two for one. I can't even give the food away, Mum. -OK, fine! | 0:18:01 | 0:18:04 | |
Then we think of something else, don't we? You know, I've let things slide for too long. | 0:18:04 | 0:18:08 | |
Oh... | 0:18:08 | 0:18:09 | |
How about, er... | 0:18:11 | 0:18:13 | |
Fast boxes. | 0:18:13 | 0:18:14 | |
Yes. Yes, yes, yes! | 0:18:14 | 0:18:17 | |
We get up before sunrise, and we cook for, er...taxi drivers, | 0:18:17 | 0:18:20 | |
for postmen, anybody who needs to eat. | 0:18:20 | 0:18:23 | |
-Everyone needs to eat, Mum. -Yes, at that time of the morning. | 0:18:23 | 0:18:25 | |
-Doesn't Denise need you back at the shop? -No! Forget about the damn shop! | 0:18:25 | 0:18:28 | |
I need to focus my energies on this place. | 0:18:28 | 0:18:31 | |
You can't be serious. | 0:18:31 | 0:18:33 | |
There's not even enough money to pay MY wages, Mum. | 0:18:33 | 0:18:35 | |
We need every penny we can get right now. | 0:18:35 | 0:18:38 | |
ZAINAB SIGHS | 0:18:42 | 0:18:44 | |
You're underage. Hop it. | 0:18:46 | 0:18:47 | |
Er...I'm 16. | 0:18:47 | 0:18:48 | |
Don't give a monkey's. Sling your hook. | 0:18:48 | 0:18:51 | |
She's not doing any harm, is she? | 0:18:51 | 0:18:53 | |
How long you got to go? | 0:18:53 | 0:18:54 | |
She's due Saturday. | 0:18:54 | 0:18:56 | |
You can't decide when she's coming. She decides for you. | 0:18:56 | 0:18:59 | |
I want a word with you. | 0:18:59 | 0:19:01 | |
Will you pipe down, Grandma? | 0:19:01 | 0:19:02 | |
I've got a bill here for damage to my stock. | 0:19:02 | 0:19:05 | |
Well, I ain't got any money. | 0:19:05 | 0:19:06 | |
Tell that to the magistrate. | 0:19:06 | 0:19:07 | |
But they'll lock me up. | 0:19:07 | 0:19:09 | |
You should have thought of that before you went on a rampage. | 0:19:09 | 0:19:13 | |
Look at this. Broken Britain. | 0:19:13 | 0:19:14 | |
That's rich, coming from you. | 0:19:14 | 0:19:16 | |
I'm sorry? | 0:19:16 | 0:19:17 | |
"ASBO Granny." That's what they called you, didn't they? | 0:19:17 | 0:19:19 | |
Acting all high and mighty. | 0:19:19 | 0:19:22 | |
-You want to remember where you come from, darlin'. -And you... | 0:19:22 | 0:19:25 | |
You want to watch that mouth of yours. It's going to get you into trouble one of these days... | 0:19:25 | 0:19:30 | |
Hello, Mrs Trueman. | 0:19:30 | 0:19:32 | |
-Oh, she's not Mrs True... -Joy! | 0:19:32 | 0:19:34 | |
What a surprise. | 0:19:34 | 0:19:36 | |
Patrick not about? | 0:19:36 | 0:19:38 | |
He's visiting his friend, Jim. | 0:19:38 | 0:19:40 | |
He'll be so sorry to have missed you. | 0:19:40 | 0:19:42 | |
I shouldn't worry about it. It's you I've come to see. | 0:19:42 | 0:19:45 | |
Shall we go somewhere a bit quieter? | 0:19:45 | 0:19:48 | |
Why did you do that? | 0:19:53 | 0:19:54 | |
Cos you and me ain't all that different. | 0:19:54 | 0:19:56 | |
How come? | 0:19:56 | 0:19:57 | |
I used to be a mouthy little brat, and all. | 0:19:57 | 0:19:59 | |
You're all right, you know. | 0:19:59 | 0:20:01 | |
Ha! For an old bird. Yeah, I get it. | 0:20:01 | 0:20:02 | |
I never said that. | 0:20:02 | 0:20:04 | |
You don't have to. | 0:20:04 | 0:20:05 | |
-You don't have to look in the mirror every day. -Well, Pops reckons you're a right laugh. | 0:20:05 | 0:20:08 | |
-Shame not everyone agrees with that. -Well, I reckon you still know how to have a good time. | 0:20:08 | 0:20:12 | |
Yeah, so do I. | 0:20:14 | 0:20:16 | |
Jean, you know how to mix a drink, don't you? | 0:20:18 | 0:20:19 | |
Oh, I'm up to Mojito in Alfie's cocktail book. | 0:20:19 | 0:20:24 | |
Except I ran out of mint, so I had to use parsley instead. | 0:20:24 | 0:20:27 | |
Right. | 0:20:27 | 0:20:28 | |
That's official, then. | 0:20:28 | 0:20:29 | |
Consider yourself temporary landlady of the Queen Vic. | 0:20:29 | 0:20:32 | |
JEAN SIGHS | 0:20:37 | 0:20:38 | |
MOBILE BEEPS | 0:20:39 | 0:20:40 | |
Fellas, come on, can we switch the phones off? | 0:20:47 | 0:20:49 | |
I'm going to need your undivided attention here. Lads, please! | 0:20:49 | 0:20:52 | |
I promise I won't be any trouble. I'll just sit here and watch you work. | 0:20:56 | 0:20:59 | |
Don't drink that in the car, then. | 0:20:59 | 0:21:01 | |
GRIME MUSIC PLAYS | 0:21:09 | 0:21:12 | |
It would be churlish of me not to get into the spirit of things. | 0:21:22 | 0:21:26 | |
So stick me down for the graveyard shift. | 0:21:26 | 0:21:29 | |
But what about the drunks and degenerates? | 0:21:29 | 0:21:31 | |
I can handle your sister. | 0:21:31 | 0:21:32 | |
So how are you feeling? | 0:21:37 | 0:21:39 | |
-Much better. -Were you really ill? | 0:21:39 | 0:21:41 | |
No, I was just hoping Dad might call to wish me a happy birthday. | 0:21:41 | 0:21:44 | |
Look, I tell you what. | 0:21:46 | 0:21:47 | |
You help me on the stall today, | 0:21:47 | 0:21:49 | |
and I'll treat you to the cinema tomorrow night. | 0:21:49 | 0:21:51 | |
But I thought we didn't have any money? | 0:21:51 | 0:21:52 | |
So I'll write myself an IOU. | 0:21:52 | 0:21:54 | |
-Hello, love! -Hi. | 0:22:02 | 0:22:04 | |
Marie says you're setting up a stall outside for the torch run. | 0:22:04 | 0:22:07 | |
Yeah, it's a no-brainer. Why miss out on all that passing trade? | 0:22:07 | 0:22:10 | |
Oh! | 0:22:10 | 0:22:11 | |
BOBBY SCREAMS IN PAIN | 0:22:11 | 0:22:12 | |
-Bobby! -I'm sorry, I slipped with the knife. | 0:22:12 | 0:22:15 | |
-It's just a scratch. -Let's get you cleaned up, come here. | 0:22:15 | 0:22:17 | |
-No, no, it's OK. I can do that. -Hold that on there. | 0:22:17 | 0:22:20 | |
Oh, this is ridiculous. | 0:22:20 | 0:22:22 | |
This is no place for a child. | 0:22:22 | 0:22:23 | |
What? | 0:22:23 | 0:22:25 | |
Where are you taking him? | 0:22:25 | 0:22:26 | |
PHONE RINGS | 0:22:28 | 0:22:30 | |
Hold on! | 0:22:30 | 0:22:31 | |
Er... Why don't you wait until the boys come back, | 0:22:31 | 0:22:33 | |
and then we can find out how they got on? | 0:22:33 | 0:22:35 | |
I'll find out later, won't I? | 0:22:35 | 0:22:37 | |
Well, where shall I say you've gone? | 0:22:37 | 0:22:38 | |
Just tell Alfie... | 0:22:38 | 0:22:41 | |
D'you know what, Jean? He might not even notice. | 0:22:42 | 0:22:45 | |
Hello, Queen Vic. | 0:22:48 | 0:22:49 | |
You, um... | 0:22:51 | 0:22:53 | |
You been working in that shop long? | 0:22:53 | 0:22:55 | |
Just over six months. | 0:22:55 | 0:22:57 | |
Nice little escape, I bet. | 0:22:57 | 0:23:00 | |
I expect head office sleep easy, | 0:23:00 | 0:23:02 | |
knowing they've left their shop in capable hands. | 0:23:02 | 0:23:05 | |
Little do they know that their manageress is nothing... | 0:23:05 | 0:23:09 | |
but a glorified grave robber. | 0:23:09 | 0:23:11 | |
I'm sorry? | 0:23:11 | 0:23:13 | |
Making out like you're married. | 0:23:13 | 0:23:15 | |
Parasites, the pair of you! | 0:23:15 | 0:23:18 | |
Oh, darling! | 0:23:18 | 0:23:19 | |
SHE MAKES EXAGGERATED KISSING NOISES | 0:23:20 | 0:23:22 | |
I don't know what you've heard, Joy, but you're mistaken. | 0:23:26 | 0:23:30 | |
Now, if you'll excuse us. | 0:23:30 | 0:23:33 | |
We have commitments elsewhere. | 0:23:33 | 0:23:35 | |
Did you see that? I think she's after a bit more than just his bus pass. KAT LAUGHS | 0:23:38 | 0:23:44 | |
Jean, who was you gassing with? | 0:23:44 | 0:23:46 | |
I'm sorry. I've got to go. | 0:23:46 | 0:23:48 | |
Where? | 0:23:48 | 0:23:50 | |
Jean, what's happened? | 0:23:50 | 0:23:52 | |
Jean! | 0:23:52 | 0:23:54 | |
KAT SIGHS | 0:23:55 | 0:23:56 | |
Oi, shall we get some chicken? | 0:23:59 | 0:24:01 | |
Yeah, when I've finished here, we can. | 0:24:01 | 0:24:02 | |
How do you stick this all day? | 0:24:04 | 0:24:06 | |
It's like, erm... Solving a big puzzle. | 0:24:06 | 0:24:08 | |
I love it, me. | 0:24:10 | 0:24:11 | |
When this one's popped out, I'm going to do a hairdressing course. | 0:24:11 | 0:24:14 | |
And how are you going to manage that with a baby? | 0:24:14 | 0:24:16 | |
I'll take her with me, won't... | 0:24:16 | 0:24:17 | |
Right, turn the engine on for me please, Lo. | 0:24:20 | 0:24:22 | |
Lo? | 0:24:25 | 0:24:26 | |
Oh, not on the car. Not on the car, Lo! | 0:24:33 | 0:24:37 | |
Ah! | 0:24:38 | 0:24:39 | |
-Eh... -Mmm? | 0:24:39 | 0:24:41 | |
You'll never guess who Patrick's copped off with. | 0:24:41 | 0:24:45 | |
Only Cora Cross. | 0:24:45 | 0:24:46 | |
What, old Scary Mary with the hair? | 0:24:46 | 0:24:48 | |
That basically makes me half Branning. I could live with that. | 0:24:50 | 0:24:53 | |
-Hello, my love! Can I have a double brandy, please? -Yeah, sure. | 0:24:53 | 0:24:57 | |
Any donations? | 0:24:59 | 0:25:00 | |
-Yeah, two quid from Winston, and a dodgy fiver from my Nan. -What, and that's it? | 0:25:00 | 0:25:05 | |
-Why don't you go behind the bar and take the money out of their change? -I might have to at this rate. | 0:25:05 | 0:25:09 | |
-Don't let me stop you. There's a table out the back to be set up for outside. -Where are you going? | 0:25:09 | 0:25:13 | |
-Free Woo Woos for a year. Take what you want. -Kat! | 0:25:13 | 0:25:16 | |
Well, that was a show and a half, weren't it, eh? | 0:25:17 | 0:25:20 | |
-BILLY COUGHS -And what happened to Andrew, eh? | 0:25:20 | 0:25:22 | |
-Pie problems or something. -OK, granted, it wasn't one of our better games, all right. | 0:25:22 | 0:25:26 | |
One of our better games? You leaving our best striker on the bench didn't help, did it, Alf? | 0:25:26 | 0:25:30 | |
Made us look like a right bunch of Muppets. | 0:25:30 | 0:25:32 | |
-They were meatheads. -Yeah, I nicked three of them when I was in uniform. | 0:25:32 | 0:25:36 | |
-There were some dirty tackles,Derek. -Yeah(!) | 0:25:36 | 0:25:38 | |
-Pansies, the lot of you. No offence, Syed. -None taken. | 0:25:38 | 0:25:41 | |
-Eh, did I tell you all about my route? -Ohh! -Three times, man. | 0:25:41 | 0:25:44 | |
-And the Kiss? That's Olympic speak for the handover. -Will you stop banging on about that flaming torch? | 0:25:44 | 0:25:50 | |
-Derek, let Billy have his moment. -It's all right, Alfie. Just jealous, ain't he? | 0:25:50 | 0:25:54 | |
Be home soon enough. 57 minutes and counting. | 0:25:54 | 0:25:56 | |
-I'll tell you where it all went wrong, shall I? -Go on, enlighten us. | 0:25:56 | 0:25:59 | |
-These two clowns over here. -Oi! -Hiding most of the game. | 0:25:59 | 0:26:03 | |
You was hiding at the back like a pair of girls. | 0:26:03 | 0:26:05 | |
No offence, Syed. | 0:26:05 | 0:26:06 | |
I make him right, to be fair, Jack. | 0:26:06 | 0:26:09 | |
Well, is it any wonder with him giving it the large from the touchline? | 0:26:09 | 0:26:13 | |
-Whoa, whoa, whoa! -Lads, play nicely, OK? | 0:26:13 | 0:26:15 | |
If you didn't spend so much time chasing skirt | 0:26:15 | 0:26:17 | |
and a bit more time concentrating on the job, we wouldn't have been in that mess. | 0:26:17 | 0:26:21 | |
-Oi, what exactly is your problem? -I just don't like seeing my little brother make a fool of himself. | 0:26:21 | 0:26:26 | |
At least I'm getting some action. Closest thing you've got to a bird lately | 0:26:26 | 0:26:29 | |
is rubbing up that Rose in the chippy place. THEY ALL LAUGH | 0:26:29 | 0:26:33 | |
-You can shut your noise for a start. There's plenty I could say about you. -All right, calm down. | 0:26:33 | 0:26:38 | |
-Told Tanya lately, have you? -Told her what? -Shut up, yeah? | 0:26:38 | 0:26:40 | |
-All right, time out, lads, OK? -He never played football as a kid, did he? -No, he had a club foot. | 0:26:40 | 0:26:44 | |
-THEY LAUGH -No! I didn't have a club foot, I had fallen arches. | 0:26:44 | 0:26:47 | |
No, no, no, you had special heels in the back of your shoes. | 0:26:47 | 0:26:50 | |
They were corrective shoes, and I only wore 'em for six months! | 0:26:50 | 0:26:54 | |
THEY SHOUT AND CHEER | 0:26:54 | 0:26:58 | |
ALARM RINGS, BRAKES SQUEAL | 0:27:00 | 0:27:03 | |
What have you done? | 0:27:05 | 0:27:07 | |
LOLA MOANS | 0:27:07 | 0:27:09 | |
OK, so there is two large fries. And six chicken wings. All right? | 0:27:11 | 0:27:16 | |
-Don't forget my ribs. -Don't forget the ribs. | 0:27:16 | 0:27:17 | |
Oi... Have you seen Derek's car? | 0:27:17 | 0:27:20 | |
-Can you just give me my chicken, please! -Yeah, yeah. Yep, yep, yep, OK. -There you go, all right? | 0:27:20 | 0:27:24 | |
-Where you going? -Pops' big day, innit? I've got to get a seat at the front. | 0:27:26 | 0:27:29 | |
SHE GASPS You all right? | 0:27:29 | 0:27:31 | |
Ohhh... | 0:27:31 | 0:27:32 | |
Ahhh! | 0:27:32 | 0:27:33 | |
It ain't supposed to happen yet! | 0:27:33 | 0:27:35 | |
What weren't supposed to happen yet? | 0:27:35 | 0:27:37 | |
I'm having a baby! | 0:27:37 | 0:27:39 | |
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