23/07/2012 EastEnders


23/07/2012

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Hey, Lo!

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Apparently you're supposed to have pasta the night before a big race.

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Do you reckon spaghetti hoops for lunch does the same thing?

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Lo!

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MUSIC: THEME FROM "CHARIOTS OF FIRE"

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THEY LAUGH

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-Aah...

-Whoa, whoa, what... What are you doing?

-You're supposed to be setting an example for the boys.

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Yeah, sweetheart, in case you don't know, I am the manager. I've got to stay focused and alert, all right?

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Yeah? Well, what's it going to look like, you waddling down the side of the pitch with a big pot belly?

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-What? Look at me - what pot belly, eh?

-It's a good job I'll be there cheering you and the boys on, eh?

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No, sweetheart, sorry, sweetheart.

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You can't be at the match.

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-Why not?

-What do you mean, why not? What's the matter with you? Have you forgotten?

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Today's the day when officially the Olympics comes to Walford, all right?

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So I'm going to move the Queen Vic outside,

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that way I can milk this momentous occasion dry.

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Yeah!

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But I was looking forward to going to that match.

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Kat, sweetheart, we could make a few bob here.

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Think of all the thirsty punters, eh?

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All queuing up for our finest ales.

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HE CHUCKLES

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Didn't want to go to the poxy match anyway.

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See, it's called the Kiss, right? I hold my torch out like that,

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and wait for the fella behind me to pass on the flame.

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Right, that's that sorted.

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-Shall we make a move?

-Yeah!

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-Pops, tell them about your route.

-Oh yeah, yeah, right.

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So, I start out on George Street, yeah?

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Make my way onto Turpin Road, past the war memorial, and then out onto Bridge Street.

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-DOORBELL RINGS

-I'll get it.

-I'll get it!

-Then...

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I do a quick lap of the Square, end up at the Vic, and that's where the next fella's waiting.

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-Is that where you kiss him?

-That's right.

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-Will you make the first move?

-Where he's been waiting all day to hold your torch?

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THEY LAUGH

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This is serious, Rox.

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There's going to be thousands of people watching me on that torch cam.

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-Sorry, what is he doing here?

-I just wanted to give you this before your run later on.

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Yeah? Well, clear off.

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Stay where you are.

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Have you seen that ankle bracelet?

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One more run-in with the law, and she's locked up.

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It weren't Jay's fault.

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-You heard her. It weren't his fault.

-I don't care whose fault it is.

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He's a bad influence.

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Pfff!

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-Anyway, have I shown you my tracksuit?

-Twice.

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Bill, what's in that box?

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These little beauties are my new trainers.

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Got 'em cheap online.

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But I'm not going to get 'em out yet, not 'til just before the race. Cos I don't want to scuff 'em up.

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-ROXY LAUGHS

-He thinks of everything, don't he?

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I do. Talking of which, I'd better go and see Denise at the shop.

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I think it's what they call a "PA" in the business.

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THEY GIGGLE

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Here, I've got a little something for you.

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It's a little bit bitten-up

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but it was one of George's favourites.

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I love it.

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Who'd have thought it, eh? Me flying the flag for the Mitchells.

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Yep, the world has gone stark raving mad.

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-Just try not to mess it up, eh?

-Hey, Phil...

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I've waited my whole life for this day.

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Nothing is going to go wrong. MOBILE RINGS

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'Scuse me.

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-See ya later.

-See ya.

-See ya later, Bill.

-See ya.

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Hello, Janine?

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Yeah, I thought you'd forgotten...

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Now?

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I can't, cos Alfie's expecting me at the match.

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All right, give me 20 minutes.

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I don't need a babysitter, Pops.

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What about your curfew?

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I said I'm going to be good, and I will, all right?

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Go on, then.

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See you later.

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Argee Bhajee.

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This going to take long, Denise?

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Only I've got a cut and blow-dry at quarter past.

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Kim! Kim...

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If you wouldn't mind going and finding Billy, and tell him to get a shift on.

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Do come to the Argee Bhajee.

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Zainab!

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Might I remind you that I'm the one that's paying your wages?

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Power's gone to that woman's head. It's like working for the Gestapo.

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-KIM:

-He's here!

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And so, without further ado...

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Er...on behalf of the Minute Mart Head Office,

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I'd like to officially launch... Billy, if you wouldn't mind...

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Our countdown clock,

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which is counting down to the very second

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that our Olympic torch arrives in Walford, so...

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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Everybody, everybody, feel free to drop in and check out our own-brand pies and pastries.

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Dee, just give it up. Just give it up.

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-TANYA:

-Oh, Lucy, Lucy...

-We're due at the cash and carry.

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No, I just wanted to tell you that Linda's not been very well,

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so Jane's had to fly out to Florida to see her.

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-She did want to say happy birthday before she went.

-The phone's been playing up.

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Yeah. How are you? Are you enjoying your day?

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-I feel sick.

-Oh.

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Well, maybe I should take him off your hands for a while?

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-Do you want to come and hang out with me at the salon?

-It's OK. We're doing just fine, aren't we, Bobby?

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-Yeah.

-Well, if you have any problems over the holidays or anything...

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You will be the first person I call. Promise.

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Oh. She appears to be missing a head.

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-Moons!

-Hmm!

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-Some nice stuff in here.

-Mmm?

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Look at this!

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1948 Olympic programme.

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Hm!

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Now you're talking.

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The Moons?

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You've got to be kidding me.

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This is going straight in my display cabinet.

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Hey, hey!

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The Mighty Sparrow. Oh, you old dog, you!

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Yeah, man!

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-Hey!

-Hi, fellas.

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Oh. We've come for our share.

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Yours is in the box.

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-HE CHUCKLES

-This a wind-up, isn't it, yeah?

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We agreed I'd have first dibs.

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What, so we're left with a pile of junk?

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I've tried to be fair.

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You've given us a jigsaw of the Shropshire Hills.

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There's only seven pieces missing. I counted 'em myself.

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You ain't going to get away with this.

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I think I already have, don't you?

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Procuring goods under false pretence. That is against the law.

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Paddy, are you going to let them slander your wife like that?

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She's making a mug of you, Paddy.

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What can I say, son? Never hustle a hustler.

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If I'd have known getting married

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was going to ruffle so many feathers,

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I'd have done it months ago.

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Mm-hm?

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My dear Cora, would you mind joining me for a dance?

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What, here?

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Oh, come on, let us show these youngsters how it's done.

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Oh...

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SHE CHUCKLES I've got a cabinet to fill.

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Michael!

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Just the man.

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Any chance of a lift to the hospital?

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That would mean travelling out of my way, Bill.

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So that would be a no, then.

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What, you're not going?

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No again.

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-So, what am I supposed to say to Janine?

-Dunno. Sure you can improvise.

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Now, I want you to treat her as if she was my daughter.

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No hands where they shouldn't be, and I want her home by eight o'clock.

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Is that understood?

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Yes, Derek.

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Good boy.

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You seen her over there?

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Can't be more than 19 or 20.

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-Good luck to him.

-Absolutely.

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How are you?

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Well, ain't you going to introduce us?

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Would do, but she's a little bit shy.

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Which is unusual, you know, for a pole dancer.

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We're going to have all sorts walking those streets over the next few weeks.

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So I think we should just do our best

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to make sure that everyone's catered for.

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So, right, come on, let's try it in Italian, here you are go on.

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Como...posso...aiutarvi?

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Now let's try that with a smile.

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You girls have been round the houses, right?

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I mean, what is it? Five husbands between you?

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Help me out here.

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When me and Ray first got together, it used to be every night.

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-Every night?

-Yeah.

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Oh, you mean EVERY night?

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Yeah, and now I'm lucky if I get it, what, three, four times a week.

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-You think he's going off me?

-I think you should be grateful for what you get.

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Unless, of course, there's another woman involved.

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-What?

-How else do you explain the lack of interest?

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Kim! Just the girl I was looking for. You got five minutes?

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Mate, I've got four beds to make up, a couple of Polish coming at four.

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Look, the Olympics are coming to town, baby.

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Yeah, don't I know it.

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Look, let's have a drink later, yeah?

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-Yeah.

-You'll have to excuse my sister.

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She's feeling a bit, you know, neglected.

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Every night?

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Well, once a month would suit me.

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Every quarter, even.

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I'm not fussy. Ooh! You know what, I meant to tell you.

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I've had to rearrange the rota just a little bit,

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just to cover the shifts during the Games.

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Er, hello? Are you going to buy this?

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-I ain't decided yet.

-I'm not being funny, darlin',

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-but you've been thumbing through that for the past three days.

-All right. I'm done.

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Ugh!

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Eh, Zee, here you go.

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Um...

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I think there's been a bit of a mistake.

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It says I'm working here every night till 11.

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Yeah. Yeah, well, head office have had to rearrange everything

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and extend the hours during the Games, so...

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-You expect me to serve at night in here to drunks and degenerates?

-Oh!

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Zee, Zee.

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It's a few weeks. It's not the end of the world.

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And what if I say no?

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Well, I suppose I'll just have to find someone

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who's a little bit more accommodating, won't I?

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DOOR BUZZER

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All right?

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How is she?

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Oh, she's sleeping.

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Where's Michael?

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Er... You know, he's probably busy somewhere, isn't he?

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-You know what he's like.

-I need him here, Billy.

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Scarlett needs her dad.

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Maybe you should have thought of that before changing the combination on the safe.

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It's my money, and I can do what I want with it.

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And if he wants access,

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then he's going to have to try and gain my trust again.

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Maybe it's a little bit late for that now.

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Why? What are you talking about?

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Janine, I feel like piggy in the middle. You say one thing, he says another.

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-Please. No, don't tell me you told him the new combination?

-He's your husband!

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-SHE SIGHS

-There I was thinking you were fighting my corner.

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-I am!

-How much did he give you, Billy? What, 500 quid?

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-Or a grand...

-No, he never gave me nothing!

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Look, all I want is an easy life.

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You think I want to get involved in your little domestics?

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The only person that's important here is this little one. Who cares how much money he's going through?

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-Give me your keys.

-What? What for?

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DOOR BUZZER

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DOOR CLOSES

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Oh no, come on, Janine.

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Janine, I need this job.

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Lola's due with her little one any day now.

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Just answer me one thing.

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Why did you even marry him?

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Because I love him.

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No.

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No, no, this ain't love.

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This is toxic, that's what it is.

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DOOR BUZZER

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Are you sure you wouldn't rather be at the hospital?

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No, I need to be here. Those shirts are a walking billboard for us, you know?

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I need to protect the brand.

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I'm just saying, Jack, that people are starting to talk.

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-Is that right?

-Yeah. Let him have his fun, I said.

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-That's very good of you, Derek.

-Well, it happens to us all eventually, doesn't it?

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-What does?

-This mid-life crisis that you're going through.

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When you suddenly realise

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that you're only one step away from the knacker's yard.

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Right, for those of you that haven't heard,

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I'm doing a charity abseil.

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Starting up a trust fund for Baby George.

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Just me, a bit of rope and down the side of the Vic.

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So, come on, cough up.

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Ooh, that's the stuff of fantasy, that is, Shirl.

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I mean, you scaling the rooftops,

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dressed in all that black leather gear.

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-Second thoughts, I'll leave the bucket on the bar.

-THEY LAUGH

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-Hey, all right, fellas?

-Alfie!

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-What can I get you?

-I'll get these. Seeing as I'm stuck in here all day.

-Nothing for me, thanks.

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-Good lad, fasting. Got your mind on the game. Proud of you.

-You not coming to the match, Kat?

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No, sadly, Mrs Moon here is masterminding our official Olympic launch, ain't you, darling?

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-Mmm. Serving pints to sweaty tourists, more like.

-Well, that IS a shame.

-Yeah.

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-You know, couple of pompoms, little short skirt.

-Yeah. How else we going to distract the other team?

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That's a good idea, as it goes. They could do with a stroke of luck.

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-Can't you get someone else?

-No, we can't. Mrs Moon ain't coming out to party, OK?

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Right, so, what you having?

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No, I'm just on my way over to the charity shop.

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See how all my old bits are selling.

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Proper little diamond, ain't she? Mrs Trueman.

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-Well, she's made a difficult week that little bit more bearable.

-Yeah.

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It's funny, though. Them two being married. I mean, you'd have thought they'd be living together.

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Still...

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That's her son-in-law over there. Max!

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What do you make of Cora getting hitched again?

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Yeah, happy days, yeah.

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Tell him I'll throw in a donkey and all, yeah? Anything to get her off my hands.

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Are you intending to buy anything, or just mess up my display?

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I'll let you know, shall I?

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Cora, Cora, Cora, look. Take a look at this.

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It's a bit like the one you lost the other week.

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Nothing like it.

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Well, the pattern seems similar.

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-Take a closer look now, man.

-Don't want to.

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Tell you what, why don't I buy it for you?

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It's my way of saying thank you.

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What for?

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Company.

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For making me feel young again.

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Hey, you never did tell me who gave it to you.

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An old friend.

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Were they special?

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-Oh, will you two just get a room?

-Right, that's it. Out.

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Ooh...

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-Lola?

-Get a chair, Patrick.

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It's all right, darling. It's all right.

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You're just starting contractions, that's all.

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-LOLA LAUGHS

-Your face, Grandma!

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Empty your pockets.

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I'm sorry?

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Those shelves were full this morning.

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-Now they're half-empty.

-Well, I ain't taken anything.

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No, that's mine!

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Patrick. Call the police.

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Oh, come on, you've got it back. No harm done, huh?

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You don't set foot in this shop again. Do you hear me?

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Do you understand?

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Oh...

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Oops(!)

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SHE LAUGHS

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Cora, are you all right?

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I'm fine.

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I tell you what, why don't I just tidy all this thing up.

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Oh, just go!

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Oh, I'm sorry.

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I've got a splitting headache.

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Here he is. My star player.

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-Alfie, mate, I think I'm going to have to bin it off.

-What you talking about? You can't do that.

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-I've got to be back here at eight at the latest to warm up.

-Whoa, when has Alfie Moon ever let you down?

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-What about if I get injured, eh?

-Oh...

-There's a lot of people relying on these feet and this hand.

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-What's the worst that could happen?

-Apparently they're nutters.

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-Got kicked out of the league last year for aggravated assault.

-Oi! Keep that quiet... Billy, listen.

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I'll wrap you in bubble wrap if I have to. Put the number 9 on, I'm begging you. Come on!

0:16:220:16:26

-And the Gazette are going to be there?

-Yes!

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All over it. They want to cover their Olympic hero on the pitch. Come on, Billy, I'm begging you.

0:16:280:16:33

-Yes, yeah...?

-Well, I can't let the team down.

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-'Course you can't. I could kiss you, Billy Mitchell.

-No, don't. ALFIE LAUGHS

0:16:350:16:38

Wa-hey!

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Have you told him that the only reason he's playing is so you can drum up a bit of free publicity?

0:16:390:16:44

-Not in so many words, no.

-Does Ray know you subbed him for Fozzie Bear yet?

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-ALFIE SIGHS

-No. That's your job.

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You're the manager. You sort it out.

0:16:480:16:51

-I expect Janet and William are really excited.

-Yeah. Honey's dropping them off later.

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Apparently they've been making banners at school and everything.

0:16:550:16:58

Aaah... Well, I'll be on that starting line, waving my little flag.

0:16:580:17:01

Right, come on, fellas, if you'd like to make you way out now.

0:17:010:17:04

Come on, Mrs Moon will be waiting here with a tray of beverages on our return. Let's go.

0:17:040:17:09

-Hardly seems fair, does it?

-No.

0:17:140:17:17

-Us stuck here while they have all the fun.

-Mmm.

0:17:170:17:22

Tamwar, why haven't you opened yet?

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Been open all day.

0:17:300:17:31

-Well, then make yourself busy, you know, do something. Do the accounts.

-I've done them already.

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And?

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Let's just say everything's got a big fat minus in front of it.

0:17:370:17:40

Oh..!

0:17:400:17:42

Why can't this family catch a break, huh?

0:17:420:17:45

You know, I used to have dreams.

0:17:450:17:46

Now everyone looks at me as if I'm stupid.

0:17:460:17:49

That's not true.

0:17:490:17:51

Most of them are terrified of you.

0:17:510:17:53

Tamwar,

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I cannot let this place fail as well.

0:17:540:17:56

We've tried everything, OK?

0:17:560:17:57

We've tried all you can eat, home delivery...

0:17:570:18:01

-Two for one. I can't even give the food away, Mum.

-OK, fine!

0:18:010:18:04

Then we think of something else, don't we? You know, I've let things slide for too long.

0:18:040:18:08

Oh...

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How about, er...

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Fast boxes.

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Yes. Yes, yes, yes!

0:18:140:18:17

We get up before sunrise, and we cook for, er...taxi drivers,

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for postmen, anybody who needs to eat.

0:18:200:18:23

-Everyone needs to eat, Mum.

-Yes, at that time of the morning.

0:18:230:18:25

-Doesn't Denise need you back at the shop?

-No! Forget about the damn shop!

0:18:250:18:28

I need to focus my energies on this place.

0:18:280:18:31

You can't be serious.

0:18:310:18:33

There's not even enough money to pay MY wages, Mum.

0:18:330:18:35

We need every penny we can get right now.

0:18:350:18:38

ZAINAB SIGHS

0:18:420:18:44

You're underage. Hop it.

0:18:460:18:47

Er...I'm 16.

0:18:470:18:48

Don't give a monkey's. Sling your hook.

0:18:480:18:51

She's not doing any harm, is she?

0:18:510:18:53

How long you got to go?

0:18:530:18:54

She's due Saturday.

0:18:540:18:56

You can't decide when she's coming. She decides for you.

0:18:560:18:59

I want a word with you.

0:18:590:19:01

Will you pipe down, Grandma?

0:19:010:19:02

I've got a bill here for damage to my stock.

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Well, I ain't got any money.

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Tell that to the magistrate.

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But they'll lock me up.

0:19:070:19:09

You should have thought of that before you went on a rampage.

0:19:090:19:13

Look at this. Broken Britain.

0:19:130:19:14

That's rich, coming from you.

0:19:140:19:16

I'm sorry?

0:19:160:19:17

"ASBO Granny." That's what they called you, didn't they?

0:19:170:19:19

Acting all high and mighty.

0:19:190:19:22

-You want to remember where you come from, darlin'.

-And you...

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You want to watch that mouth of yours. It's going to get you into trouble one of these days...

0:19:250:19:30

Hello, Mrs Trueman.

0:19:300:19:32

-Oh, she's not Mrs True...

-Joy!

0:19:320:19:34

What a surprise.

0:19:340:19:36

Patrick not about?

0:19:360:19:38

He's visiting his friend, Jim.

0:19:380:19:40

He'll be so sorry to have missed you.

0:19:400:19:42

I shouldn't worry about it. It's you I've come to see.

0:19:420:19:45

Shall we go somewhere a bit quieter?

0:19:450:19:48

Why did you do that?

0:19:530:19:54

Cos you and me ain't all that different.

0:19:540:19:56

How come?

0:19:560:19:57

I used to be a mouthy little brat, and all.

0:19:570:19:59

You're all right, you know.

0:19:590:20:01

Ha! For an old bird. Yeah, I get it.

0:20:010:20:02

I never said that.

0:20:020:20:04

You don't have to.

0:20:040:20:05

-You don't have to look in the mirror every day.

-Well, Pops reckons you're a right laugh.

0:20:050:20:08

-Shame not everyone agrees with that.

-Well, I reckon you still know how to have a good time.

0:20:080:20:12

Yeah, so do I.

0:20:140:20:16

Jean, you know how to mix a drink, don't you?

0:20:180:20:19

Oh, I'm up to Mojito in Alfie's cocktail book.

0:20:190:20:24

Except I ran out of mint, so I had to use parsley instead.

0:20:240:20:27

Right.

0:20:270:20:28

That's official, then.

0:20:280:20:29

Consider yourself temporary landlady of the Queen Vic.

0:20:290:20:32

JEAN SIGHS

0:20:370:20:38

MOBILE BEEPS

0:20:390:20:40

Fellas, come on, can we switch the phones off?

0:20:470:20:49

I'm going to need your undivided attention here. Lads, please!

0:20:490:20:52

I promise I won't be any trouble. I'll just sit here and watch you work.

0:20:560:20:59

Don't drink that in the car, then.

0:20:590:21:01

GRIME MUSIC PLAYS

0:21:090:21:12

It would be churlish of me not to get into the spirit of things.

0:21:220:21:26

So stick me down for the graveyard shift.

0:21:260:21:29

But what about the drunks and degenerates?

0:21:290:21:31

I can handle your sister.

0:21:310:21:32

So how are you feeling?

0:21:370:21:39

-Much better.

-Were you really ill?

0:21:390:21:41

No, I was just hoping Dad might call to wish me a happy birthday.

0:21:410:21:44

Look, I tell you what.

0:21:460:21:47

You help me on the stall today,

0:21:470:21:49

and I'll treat you to the cinema tomorrow night.

0:21:490:21:51

But I thought we didn't have any money?

0:21:510:21:52

So I'll write myself an IOU.

0:21:520:21:54

-Hello, love!

-Hi.

0:22:020:22:04

Marie says you're setting up a stall outside for the torch run.

0:22:040:22:07

Yeah, it's a no-brainer. Why miss out on all that passing trade?

0:22:070:22:10

Oh!

0:22:100:22:11

BOBBY SCREAMS IN PAIN

0:22:110:22:12

-Bobby!

-I'm sorry, I slipped with the knife.

0:22:120:22:15

-It's just a scratch.

-Let's get you cleaned up, come here.

0:22:150:22:17

-No, no, it's OK. I can do that.

-Hold that on there.

0:22:170:22:20

Oh, this is ridiculous.

0:22:200:22:22

This is no place for a child.

0:22:220:22:23

What?

0:22:230:22:25

Where are you taking him?

0:22:250:22:26

PHONE RINGS

0:22:280:22:30

Hold on!

0:22:300:22:31

Er... Why don't you wait until the boys come back,

0:22:310:22:33

and then we can find out how they got on?

0:22:330:22:35

I'll find out later, won't I?

0:22:350:22:37

Well, where shall I say you've gone?

0:22:370:22:38

Just tell Alfie...

0:22:380:22:41

D'you know what, Jean? He might not even notice.

0:22:420:22:45

Hello, Queen Vic.

0:22:480:22:49

You, um...

0:22:510:22:53

You been working in that shop long?

0:22:530:22:55

Just over six months.

0:22:550:22:57

Nice little escape, I bet.

0:22:570:23:00

I expect head office sleep easy,

0:23:000:23:02

knowing they've left their shop in capable hands.

0:23:020:23:05

Little do they know that their manageress is nothing...

0:23:050:23:09

but a glorified grave robber.

0:23:090:23:11

I'm sorry?

0:23:110:23:13

Making out like you're married.

0:23:130:23:15

Parasites, the pair of you!

0:23:150:23:18

Oh, darling!

0:23:180:23:19

SHE MAKES EXAGGERATED KISSING NOISES

0:23:200:23:22

I don't know what you've heard, Joy, but you're mistaken.

0:23:260:23:30

Now, if you'll excuse us.

0:23:300:23:33

We have commitments elsewhere.

0:23:330:23:35

Did you see that? I think she's after a bit more than just his bus pass. KAT LAUGHS

0:23:380:23:44

Jean, who was you gassing with?

0:23:440:23:46

I'm sorry. I've got to go.

0:23:460:23:48

Where?

0:23:480:23:50

Jean, what's happened?

0:23:500:23:52

Jean!

0:23:520:23:54

KAT SIGHS

0:23:550:23:56

Oi, shall we get some chicken?

0:23:590:24:01

Yeah, when I've finished here, we can.

0:24:010:24:02

How do you stick this all day?

0:24:040:24:06

It's like, erm... Solving a big puzzle.

0:24:060:24:08

I love it, me.

0:24:100:24:11

When this one's popped out, I'm going to do a hairdressing course.

0:24:110:24:14

And how are you going to manage that with a baby?

0:24:140:24:16

I'll take her with me, won't...

0:24:160:24:17

Right, turn the engine on for me please, Lo.

0:24:200:24:22

Lo?

0:24:250:24:26

Oh, not on the car. Not on the car, Lo!

0:24:330:24:37

Ah!

0:24:380:24:39

-Eh...

-Mmm?

0:24:390:24:41

You'll never guess who Patrick's copped off with.

0:24:410:24:45

Only Cora Cross.

0:24:450:24:46

What, old Scary Mary with the hair?

0:24:460:24:48

That basically makes me half Branning. I could live with that.

0:24:500:24:53

-Hello, my love! Can I have a double brandy, please?

-Yeah, sure.

0:24:530:24:57

Any donations?

0:24:590:25:00

-Yeah, two quid from Winston, and a dodgy fiver from my Nan.

-What, and that's it?

0:25:000:25:05

-Why don't you go behind the bar and take the money out of their change?

-I might have to at this rate.

0:25:050:25:09

-Don't let me stop you. There's a table out the back to be set up for outside.

-Where are you going?

0:25:090:25:13

-Free Woo Woos for a year. Take what you want.

-Kat!

0:25:130:25:16

Well, that was a show and a half, weren't it, eh?

0:25:170:25:20

-BILLY COUGHS

-And what happened to Andrew, eh?

0:25:200:25:22

-Pie problems or something.

-OK, granted, it wasn't one of our better games, all right.

0:25:220:25:26

One of our better games? You leaving our best striker on the bench didn't help, did it, Alf?

0:25:260:25:30

Made us look like a right bunch of Muppets.

0:25:300:25:32

-They were meatheads.

-Yeah, I nicked three of them when I was in uniform.

0:25:320:25:36

-There were some dirty tackles,Derek.

-Yeah(!)

0:25:360:25:38

-Pansies, the lot of you. No offence, Syed.

-None taken.

0:25:380:25:41

-Eh, did I tell you all about my route?

-Ohh!

-Three times, man.

0:25:410:25:44

-And the Kiss? That's Olympic speak for the handover.

-Will you stop banging on about that flaming torch?

0:25:440:25:50

-Derek, let Billy have his moment.

-It's all right, Alfie. Just jealous, ain't he?

0:25:500:25:54

Be home soon enough. 57 minutes and counting.

0:25:540:25:56

-I'll tell you where it all went wrong, shall I?

-Go on, enlighten us.

0:25:560:25:59

-These two clowns over here.

-Oi!

-Hiding most of the game.

0:25:590:26:03

You was hiding at the back like a pair of girls.

0:26:030:26:05

No offence, Syed.

0:26:050:26:06

I make him right, to be fair, Jack.

0:26:060:26:09

Well, is it any wonder with him giving it the large from the touchline?

0:26:090:26:13

-Whoa, whoa, whoa!

-Lads, play nicely, OK?

0:26:130:26:15

If you didn't spend so much time chasing skirt

0:26:150:26:17

and a bit more time concentrating on the job, we wouldn't have been in that mess.

0:26:170:26:21

-Oi, what exactly is your problem?

-I just don't like seeing my little brother make a fool of himself.

0:26:210:26:26

At least I'm getting some action. Closest thing you've got to a bird lately

0:26:260:26:29

is rubbing up that Rose in the chippy place. THEY ALL LAUGH

0:26:290:26:33

-You can shut your noise for a start. There's plenty I could say about you.

-All right, calm down.

0:26:330:26:38

-Told Tanya lately, have you?

-Told her what?

-Shut up, yeah?

0:26:380:26:40

-All right, time out, lads, OK?

-He never played football as a kid, did he?

-No, he had a club foot.

0:26:400:26:44

-THEY LAUGH

-No! I didn't have a club foot, I had fallen arches.

0:26:440:26:47

No, no, no, you had special heels in the back of your shoes.

0:26:470:26:50

They were corrective shoes, and I only wore 'em for six months!

0:26:500:26:54

THEY SHOUT AND CHEER

0:26:540:26:58

ALARM RINGS, BRAKES SQUEAL

0:27:000:27:03

What have you done?

0:27:050:27:07

LOLA MOANS

0:27:070:27:09

OK, so there is two large fries. And six chicken wings. All right?

0:27:110:27:16

-Don't forget my ribs.

-Don't forget the ribs.

0:27:160:27:17

Oi... Have you seen Derek's car?

0:27:170:27:20

-Can you just give me my chicken, please!

-Yeah, yeah. Yep, yep, yep, OK.

-There you go, all right?

0:27:200:27:24

-Where you going?

-Pops' big day, innit? I've got to get a seat at the front.

0:27:260:27:29

SHE GASPS You all right?

0:27:290:27:31

Ohhh...

0:27:310:27:32

Ahhh!

0:27:320:27:33

It ain't supposed to happen yet!

0:27:330:27:35

What weren't supposed to happen yet?

0:27:350:27:37

I'm having a baby!

0:27:370:27:39

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