23/07/2012 EastEnders


23/07/2012

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This programme contains scenes of He's cutting it a bit fine, though,

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Let's not write him off just yet, More of a skirmish.

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A bit of an embarrassment, more like.

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I'm sorry, boys. This is all my fault, isn't it?

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ALL: Yes!

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Anyway, mate, is there any chance of maybe overlooking it?

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There could be a few free pints in it for you.

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We ain't going anywhere, are we?

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'The signal's now on red. I've got to wait until we're given permission to proceed.'

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And how long's that going to be?

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'Could be five minutes. Could be three hours.'

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I don't believe this!

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Sorry, that was Billy. Billy Mitchell.

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You may have heard of him. Cos in about, um...

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20 minutes!

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In about 20 minutes, see, he's going to be running down Bridge Street waving a torch.

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Now, if he doesn't make it...

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Well, to be honest with you, mate, might as well just cancel the Olympics.

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Yeah. So why don't you stop spoiling things for everyone and get this train moving?!

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INTERCOM CLICKS

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Yeah, well done, Billy(!) That's done it.

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Well done, Billy.

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Bravo.

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SHE GASPS AND MOANS

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You ain't at the poxy zoo.

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What shall we do? Make it stop!

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D'you know what? I don't think that bruiser's waiting for anyone.

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She's waited nine months. Another half hour won't hurt her.

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It's just a bit of belly-ache. I'll be all right in a minute.

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I'm going phone an ambulance. No, you can't!

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Listen, listen, bruv, just do it, yeah?

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You don't know what they're like, Fats.

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They all stick together, don't they? Social workers. Hospital. The Old Bill.

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This is the second time I've missed my curfew. They'll take her.

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You just let 'em try. Don't phone an ambulance. All right?

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But we can't do it on our own. Who says?

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D'you know what? It's like them giblets, innit?

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You just gotta grab hold and just pull.

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I'm going to go get some blankets. All right. What shall I do?

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Boil some water. Right. We're having ourselves a baby.

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All right, all right, cool.

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I think Denise might have seen our little exchange back then.

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Anything to get Joy off the scent.

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Why? What did you think it was? The same.

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Who cares what she saw? We're friends, aren't we?

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Absolutely. That's settled then.

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Unless... Unless what?

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Oi!

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It's an emergency. I'll pay you later.

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Not on my watch you won't.

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I told you it was just a bit of belly-ache.

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Just take a sip of that, all right.

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Here you are, I've got 'em. What do we need 'em for, anyway?

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I don't know. They use em in the films and that, don't they?

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Nicking out a charity shop.

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Oh, here we go. We're back to this again? False alarm, everybody.

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This ain't some wind-up, Cora. Her waters have broken, and everything.

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Yeah, all over Derek Branning's car, as well.

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I want to be out there watching my pops.

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How far between contractions? About three minutes.

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Sort those blankets out.

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Please tell me what I can do to make this stop?

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It don't work like that, darling.

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Pops has been waiting his whole life for today.

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I'm sure Billy will understand.

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So let's get you relaxed, eh?

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No, no, it's not coming out. I'll cross my legs if I have to.

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Mum's worried about you.

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Well, I've already told her. We're doing just fine. Aren't we, Bobby?

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Just fine. I'm looking for an Ian Beale.

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Never heard of him.

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He owns the cafe across the Square, doesn't he?

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Yeah. Yeah, well, he comes and goes. You know how it is.

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When did you last see him? Couldn't tell you.

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If you happen to bump into him... Which I won't.

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Ah. There she is. My sister from another mother.

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I'm sorry?

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Leave it out, Kim.

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I always fancied having a sister I could swap clothes with.

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You know? I'm High Street and Dee's more Bridge Street.

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What's she on about?

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You'll just have to ignore her, Tanya. She's been on the Olympic punch since breakfast.

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You just couldn't help yourself, could you?

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Are you talking to me?

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Making out you were doing it for Jane.

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You know what? If Bobby gets taken away, I'm holding you responsible.

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What did I do?

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Oi, has anyone see Billy?

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Not since he left for the match.

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Finally a Mitchell to be proud of, and he goes and messes it up.

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They're screaming blue murder for him down at the starting point.

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Rox! Give us a hand with some stuff, will you?

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Is Alfie back yet? If he was, I wouldn't be lugging around 30 jars of Woo Woo, would I?

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Get Mo to do it.

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Kat's asked her to keep an eye on Tommy.

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Come on, I'm here to enjoy myself.

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Thought you're supposed to be Alfie's mate? Yeah, course I am.

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So what's the problem?

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You know what? I think it's got something to do with Kat.

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Why do you say that?

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Well, one minute she's doing a double shift,

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and the next thing you know, her name's scribbled off the rota. With a felt-tip pen.

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All right! Why don't you just get back to doing whatever it is you're doing!

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Wash my face, quick splash of aftershave, quick rub under my pits...

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Going to be one minute. Tracksuit and trainers on...

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That'll be two minutes, tops. Last check of me barnet. Keys, camera, ID...

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And here he comes. Ready on the outside.

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And it's our little hero, Billy Mitchell.

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And oh, my goodness, he's fallen at the last.

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Funny(!)

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Whitney's going to kill me. We're supposed to have shepherd's pie for dinner.

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You sap. What? We always have Shepherd's pie on a Monday.

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Walford's answer to George Best.

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Come on lads, leave the boy alone. He's gone all domesticated now, ain't you?

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Warms the cockles of my heart, that does.

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Yeah, you would say that.

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Meaning what, exactly?

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Come on, Alf. We all know who wears the trousers in your house.

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Oh, very funny. Well, I love the girl, don't I?

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That might be an alien concept to some of you lot, all right,

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but she happens to be the Ying to my Yang. All right?

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Don't tell me you've never been tempted? All those years, all that talent behind the bar...

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Don't judge us by your own standards, Maxwell.

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Go on. You've got Kim. What?

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Roxy. I reckon Tracey's a bit of goer.

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I can vouch for that.

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THEY ALL CHEER

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Come on, Alfie. Surely one of them's caught your eye?

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I reckon it's Roxy.

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Nah, me and Roxy, we're just mates.

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I've seen the two of you together. There's chemistry.

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Yeah. Circling round each other like a couple of randy hippos.

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Could've been something there. But some married bloke messed with her head...

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so I was just there for her when she needed me. I was a shoulder to cry on.

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Just a moment. That's all. It was nothing.

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'Ere mate, how much longer you going to keep us waiting?

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I'm losing the will to live here.

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What about you, Billy boy? Who keeps your bed warm at night?

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Billy's got a little thing for our Jean.

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That's nice. That's lovely, eh? Two gentle souls finding comfort in each other's arms.

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Oi! I ain't interested in Jean, all right?

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Look, look. Look how red you've gone!

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I used to be married to a model, don't forget! As if I'd interested in going with Jean!

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Oi, oi!

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THEY ALL CHEER

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SHE GASPS AND MOANS

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You're barred.

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Mate, she ain't going nowhere, all right?

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Why? What's wrong with her?

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It's your filthy chicken.

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It's the baby, ain't it, you muppet!

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Now, I'm going to have to take a look down below.

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What, down there?

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She ain't coming out any other way.

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I don't even know you. I can't have you rummaging round my bits.

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Believe me, darling, there's plenty of other things I'd rather be doing on a Monday.

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Gentlemen?

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Right. Sorry.

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I was with Heather, you know? Yeah, man, while she was shouting out George Michael's back catalogue,

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I was helping myself to gas and air.

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It makes you think - how fragile life can be.

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Jay? Come over here and hold her hand.

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Why hasn't she come out yet?

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Because she wants to make you work for it.

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That's it. I don't want it. Someone else can have her for me.

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Just keep breathing.

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You need to face up to your responsibilities, son.

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No, no, no, we ain't together.

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Knocked her up behind my granddaughter's back, did you?

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Listen, Cora, we ain't together.

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You think I'd be that desperate?

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Jay! Don't leave me, Jay. Don't leave me.

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What was all that about?

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Some guy's sniffing around. Looked a bit official - like a social worker.

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What, and you think I called him? Lucy, I'm on your side.

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Well, Zainab reckons I can't cope. So why would you be any different?

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Cos I know you're trying to do your best for Bobby.

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What are you going to say to Jane?

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There's no need to worry her, is there, while she's in Florida.

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Look, darling, when I was ill, you know, I shut myself off from the rest of the world.

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At first I didn't want any help...

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We don't need any help. I just want things to go back to how they used to be.

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OK. Fine. Well, let's just find out who this man is, shall we, and leave it at that.

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No, you can't go in there...

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This is the life, eh? No blokes hanging about, getting under your feet.

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Where do you reckon they've got to?

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Who cares? Let's just enjoy it.

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Here, you got any of that Woo Woo going spare?

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Yeah. Come on, fill your boots.

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I love the Olympics, me. Especially those divers in their tight trunks.

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I represented the county once, in the shot putt. 16 and under.

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Kim, she was as wide as she was short.

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So these torchbearers, right,they're supposed to be inspirational people from the community, yeah?

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So why did they choose Billy Mitchell?

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Admin error, I expect.

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You can knock Billy all you like, but he's been a good dad to them kids.

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Listen, he ain't running anywhere if he doesn't get here soon.

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How long's he got?

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Ten minutes.

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You reckon they're in some sort of bother?

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What, with Alfie in charge?

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This was supposed to be my special day. I know.

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Something to tell the family about after a bit of a Sunday lunch.

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"What did you do during the 2012 Olympics, Pops?"

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I spent the whole time in Pentonville Prison.

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Calm down, calm down. Listen, Officer, it was just a scuffle, you know? No bones broken.

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This man here, right, this man is solely responsible for bringing the Olympic torch to Walford.

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Now, are you going to deprive the great residents, our community,

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the opportunity to witness a one-off event? Eh?

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Can I take your name, please, sir?

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Alfie, why don't you let me sort it?

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I think you've done enough already, ain't you, mate?

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Oi! Oi!

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Go be a hero. Go. Go on.

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Sorry.

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'Scuse.

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'Scuse.

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No, no, no...

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Keys, keys...

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Lola! Lola, are you in there? Open up, please!

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Lo!

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Pick up, pick up, pick up!

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No, don't answer it.

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He should be here.

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Not until he's lit the torch.

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Can't you keep her quiet?

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I swear I'm going to come over there and lamp you in a second.

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Don't be put off, ladies and gents.

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Tell you what - barbecue bucket, only four quid for the next hour. Yeah?

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I never nicked that tiger, you know?

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I think we've got bigger things to worry about.

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And I'm really, really sorry about the display.

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Me and Bobby, we're fine. I just let things slip a little.

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Yeah. Sometimes I forget you and Lauren aren't kids any more.

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Just promise me, if anything else... If you need...

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All right, I'm going!

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KNOCK AT THE DOOR

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Do you want me to get that?

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What if they try and take him?

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That's not going to happen.

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Mrs Beale?

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That's right.

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I'm looking for your husband.

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He's taken himself off to Cornwall for a few days. On family business. Sorry.

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Not so fast, Mrs Beale.

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Morgan did Billy in show-and-tell.

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Yeah, been banging on about it for weeks.

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I made him this sticker.

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Did you? Lovely.

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I'd keep hold of that, if I were you.

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How did you get on?

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Not even a quick flash of Mount Olympus did the trick.

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So what did they say?

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Billy's got seven minutes. What if he doesn't make it?

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They got some bloke with a retriever on standby.

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Hev would have loved today. OK. This is a celebration, remember?

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So come on. Who's up for sponsoring our Shirl for her charity abseil?

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You're one brave girl, you know, Shirley.

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Stupid, more like.

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You said it. Zainab...

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What!? The last time someone was up on that roof they fell to their death.

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The boys are coming!

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Get the banner, get the banner! Come on, let's go, let's go, let's go.

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Outside or inside? Out here, yeah. Quick, quick, quick! That's it, that's it...

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You got it?

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Guys!

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Guys?

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Round, round, round! It's like the boys coming home from the battlefield, ain't it?

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There he is. There's my GI.

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Well? Don't keep us all in suspense!

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Where'd you two get to?

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Well, I caught this one trying to make a swift getaway through the emergency exit.

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Think you'll find that's the opposite. But I stopped himand told him to buy you lot a drink.

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Oh, there he is. The deserter.

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Sorry, boys. Mix up with my steak and kidneys.

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Girls, you ain't seen Kat anywhere, have you?

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Yeah, she said she had to be somewhere. Left us holding the fort.

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Did she say where?

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No. Sorry, no-one's seen her.

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Here, you checked for 666 on that kid's head? Three hours it's took me to get him off to sleep.

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Oh, shut up.

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Right. I'm done in. I'm going to make a move, I think.

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Yeah, think I'm going to, you know, go and check the gym out.

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Seeing as though the kitchen's closed, I'm going to shoot off.

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Derek, have a word with everyone, will you? You can't leave Bill in his hour of need, can you?

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After that shambolic display this afternoon? You're lucky we're not staging a coup, Alfred.

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Billy! Where the hell have you been? Has anyone seen Lola?

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I heard there was a bit of trouble with Cora earlier.

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You reckon she's been nicked again? So let me get this straight, right?

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I've been sacked and my grandaughter's been nicked...

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Where's Honey?

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Oh, this is just perfect, innit?

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I've got me two kids stuck at home watching me on the box.

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I've got the Old Bill on my case and I can't even get into me poxy flat.

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Is there anything else I've missed off?

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Two failed marriages, for a start.

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LAUGHTER

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Billy, I can help you with one of those.

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Cos left abandoned and unloved on the bench this evening. There you go, your key.

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Alfie...that ain't mine.

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If it's not yours... who's lost a key?

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Five minutes, Bill.

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HE SIGHS

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OK. Here's the plan. We're going to have one more in here

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and then we're going to go outside, line the streets and support Billy. All right?

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Someone's not going home tonight. OK, what we having? Come on.

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Right, well, he's not here. So there's not much we can do about that.

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If you're not prepared to pay me in full, I'll just have to recover goods to the same value.

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Who's he?

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He's just a friend of Dad's, that's all. Go upstairs.

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How about we pay off a little bit of the debt now, eh?

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How much you got, Lucy?

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Just a twenty.

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20 - there you go. And...5 That's 25.

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Oh, come on, it's better than a slap in the face, innit?

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You've got 48 hours.

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LOLA GROANS AND SOBS

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Is it meant to hurt like that?

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This is just the start, son.

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I'm just going to step out...

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Now, fellas, I want you to take her under the arms. Hold her up.

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OK. Over there? OK, come on.

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Now, after the next contraction, I want you to pant

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and I don't want you to push until I tell you to. All right?

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HE PANTS LOUDLY

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I'm talking to the mother!

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I can't do it.

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Course you can.

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I can't even look after myself. How am I going to look after a baby?

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Maybe she's better off with someone else.

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Now you listen to me. Don't you ever let anyone else tell you what to do. You hear me?

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You're going to love this baby and you're going fight for her with every bone in your body.

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I want my Pops.

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Apology for the loss of subtitles for 73 seconds

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Oh, you are having a laugh.

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Nice one, Pops(!)

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CHEERING

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Here we go.

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Come on, everybody, get your Olympic-sized drinks,

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courtesy of the Queen Victoria -official sponsors of the 2012 Games.

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Alfie...

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And here to help me is my beautiful assistant, Roxanne Mitchell, goldmedallist in the egg-and-spoon race.

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Oh, Alfie, I've missed this. Me too, Peroxide.

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Alfie? Oh, hello, darling. Roxanne was just giving us a hand, that's all.

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I can see that. I'll go Alfie, it's fine.

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You stay and play happy families, darling. I'm here for fun.

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Bill! What are you doing? You're supposed to be on George Street.

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I thought Lola would have shown her face.

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Billy, how long have you been waiting to do this, eh?

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Come on, get down to that starting line and do Walford proud.

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Go on, Billy, go, go, go!

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THEY ALL CHEER

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All right? So, where did you get off to, then?

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Just a wild-goose chase. Nothing worth losing sleep over.

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What you gawping at? It's supposed to be a party, ain't it?

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Aren't you going to join me?

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SHE GROANS LOUDLY

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I can't do it. Not with them staring at me.

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Right, everybody out, now! I'll go and get Billy.

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Right behind you, bruv.

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No, you can't!

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Not until he's done with the torch.

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Just bring him here. Come on, darling, breathe!

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One foot in front of the other. Think you can manage that, will you?

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It's only a hundred metres, Phil. How hard can it be?

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This is Billy we're talking about.

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Hey, Billy, I bet Janet and William are watching you on the telly.

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Ain't the same, though, is it?

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Billy! Billy!

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Any chance of a picture with the torchbearer?

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Strictly speaking, I should wait for the official photographer,

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but seeing as we're neighbours...

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I still don't understand why they chose you to represent us.

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Zainab!

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Come on, look at me. Former manageress of the post office. Esteemed member of the community

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Twice divorced, serial bride, checkout girl. The list goes on!

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You all set? I think so.

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Vaseline? Check.

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Matches? I think they take care of that one, Phil.

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Billy. Billy, it's time!

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CHEERING

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You never know, Billy, she might surprise you.

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Hey! You all right?

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Hiya. Hiya. OK, guys. Just like that, please.

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Hold them like that. Smile at the camera.

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CHEERING

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OK, Billy, if you could just hold it there for a second, please

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If you could stand to one side, please.

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Right, that's it. Are you ready, Billy? I'm ready. Let's go.

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Let's go.

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SHOUTING AND CHEERING

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Billy! Billy!

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Billy! Billy!

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I'm a bit busy here, Patrick!

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It's important.

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And so is this.

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Our very own Olympic hero, Billy Mitchell.

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Go on, Billy, one last push, Billy. One last push. Go on.

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Billy!

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Come on, Billy!

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Not far now, Bill.

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Hiya. If you could hold this higher for me, please.

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Smile for the camera.

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If you could hold that to the side for me, please.

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Good luck, darling.

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Let's do it. Enjoy.

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Whoa, whoa, whoa. Billy Mitchell. 39, single and open to offers.

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Billy! There's someone here who wants to congratulate you.

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Don't lose that!

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Three trains, two buses and a quick sprint down the dual carriageway!

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You did all that for me?

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It's your special day, isn't it?

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Thanks, Jean.

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Billy!

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It's Lola.

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What's she done now?

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She's about to drop, bruv!

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I'm 72 years old. Do I look like a security threat to you?

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I wouldn't put it past you.

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Did you see him? Did you see my Pops?

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Yeah, man. He was as proud as punch.

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Come on, darling, now you gotta push.

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I can't do it. Not without my Pops.

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You don't have to.

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He's right here.

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All right, all right.

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Not so tight, darling. This hand's famous now, ain't it?

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Now, I want you to give me a big push.

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That's the head.

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Now, listen, at the next contraction, I want you to give me the biggest push. OK?

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SHE SCREAMS

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You clever girl. You're such a clever girl for me.

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You are such a clever girl. I am so, so proud of you.

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Where is she? Where is she? She's here. Is she all right?

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See for yourself.

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BABY CRIES

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She's beautiful.

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Well done, Lo.

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