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SHE SCREAMS

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HE SCREAMS

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-Leave her alone!

-Hey!

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Get your hands off her! Get your hands off!

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Call the police!

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-Call the...

-AJ?!

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-I knew I should have used the chimney.

-You...

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-AJ!

-Ow! Morning!

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Yes, hello,

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I was trying to tell your colleague

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I need to cancel my honeymoon because of...

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unforeseen circumstances.

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Yep. It leaves today, to the Canary Islands.

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What?

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He did what?

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RADIO PLAYS

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Morning.

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Do you want some breakfast?

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Uh, no. I'm going to check on Alice. See if she's all right.

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Mum...

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..look, if there's anything we can do...

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Actually, there is.

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Why don't you do something today? All of you.

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You know, breathe a bit of life back into this place

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and put some smiles on their faces. Yeah?

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Hello? It's me again.

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Can you just call me back, please?

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OK.

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Do you think it's over?

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-Between who?

-Mum and Dad.

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If Jay did that to you, how would you feel?

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But they've been through a lot worse.

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Abi, things ain't going to magically get back to the way they were.

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I know, but whatever's happened, they still love each other.

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Yeah, and that's all that matters, innit(?)

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Any sign of Joey?

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He's gone away with a mate. Don't know when he'll be back.

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Well, is there anything I can do while I'm here?

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-Maybe I could put a wash on for you?

-No, thank you.

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Or I could do you a bit of breakfast while you have a shower?

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Thank you for coming, Auntie Carol, but I'm fine. Really.

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OK.

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I'll see you later.

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Ahem.

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Oh. Morning.

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Apologise.

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For what?

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-It's all right...

-No, it's not all right. I said say sorry.

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-It's not like I knew she was there!

-What did I tell you, huh?

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Totally incapable of taking any responsibility for his actions.

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How long are you going to hang around for this time?

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I got my decree nisi.

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I'm as good as divorced

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so watch out, all you single ladies, eh?

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-I'm back for good.

-Ah!

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-Well, he can't stay here.

-Oh, Zee...

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-We have a house guest now.

-Can we...

-No...

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-So even if we were to welcome you to our home...

-We can talk later...

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There is no more room at the inn!

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Heh.

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DOOR SLAMS

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-All right, babe. You want one?

-When were you going to tell me?

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-What do you mean? About what?

-DOORBELL RINGS

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Sorry, we've so many secrets, haven't we? I need to be specific.

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That my dream honeymoon to the Canary islands

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-became some cheap and cheerful trip to Spain. Going to tell me at the airport?

-Yeah.

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At least it matches my wedding, I suppose, don't it? Both a joke.

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Max, I'm the joke believing anything you tell me.

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-Tanya, please. Can I just...?

-Sorry. Lauren let us in.

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Bad time, is it?

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No. I'm done here.

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-Come on, you lot. It's Christmas.

-Don't feel like Christmas no more.

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Yeah, it all went downhill pretty quick.

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That's why we are going to stop moping and have some fun. Any ideas?

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Not ice skating, bowling, or cinema

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or nothing else that'll cost us money we ain't got.

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We're going to do something here, together, something like cooking!

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-Cooking?

-Yes! Yes. We are going to make a slap-up lunch

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-and then a cake for Nanny Carol to cheer her up.

-Cook what?

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-Ribs.

-And chips.

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There you go, ribs and chips. Even you lot can't ruin that.

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We haven't got any money or food.

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Tyler, have you got any stock left from the stall for Christmas?

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Only the stuff no-one wanted.

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They will want it at our prices.

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As for you, my little Adele,

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you are going to go and get the ingredients for Nanny's cake.

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Yay, woo!

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What's up with them?

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He deserves a proper send-off.

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I'm not arguing about that, but there's going to be as many people

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gloating as grieving. Why give them the chance?

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-So we bury him on the quiet, like we're apologising for it?

-No.

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What do you think?

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Max?

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-Sorry, what?

-This is our chance to say goodbye to our big brother.

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I don't care what anybody thinks.

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-We've got nothing to feel guilty about, have we?

-No.

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-No.

-Right. That settles it, then.

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So leave all the arrangements to me

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and you'll pick up the tab, yeah? And you can handle the wake?

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-Yeah, fine.

-Right.

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The other thing, I think we need to go and see Dad today,

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all three of us, and tell him.

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I don't know if that's a good idea.

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We can be there and back in a couple of hours.

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I'm not even sure we should tell him. What good will it do?

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-Are you serious?

-He's right, Carol. Come on, Dad's ill.

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Have you not learned anything about secrets?

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No. That's all right. I'll go and tell him myself.

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-No, no. I can't let you do that, can I?

-Nor can Max.

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You should go. You're not needed here.

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Right, well,

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Dot visits later. I'll phone her and tell her we'll meet her there.

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One pound! Everything one pound! Come on. Decorate your tree.

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Decorate someone else's tree. Alfie!

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-All right, mate?

-Yeah, I'm good.

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-Stock up for next year?

-Everything's a pound, Alfie.

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If I'm never reminded of Christmas ever again,

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it'll still be too soon.

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A christening? Whose idea was that, then?

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Well, Phil's, but I'm going to be involved.

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What's so funny about that?

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Can't imagine you in church doing all the God stuff.

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It ain't for me, is it? It's for Lexi.

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Fair enough. How exactly are you going to get involved, then?

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MUSIC PLAYS OVER HEADPHONES

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You talk to her?

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-Yep.

-And she wants me gone?

-Nope.

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-Really?

-She wants you dead but she'll settle for gone.

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Don't worry. Her opening salvo's always the fiercest.

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Round two will be better, but in the meantime,

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you stay out of her way and you stay out of trouble, all right?

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# We wish you a merry Christmas We wish you a merry Christmas

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-# We wish you a merry Christmas... #

-Ssh, ssh, stop!

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# We won't go until we get some

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-# We won't go until we get some... #

-I said enough!

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-# We won't... #

-Ssh!

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Listen. Firstly, you've come at a very bad time.

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Secondly, this is a Muslim household.

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And thirdly, you are at least two days late!

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Ah...

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You're not giving them any money!

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We'll also accept certain items of food.

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Dad's getting ready to go.

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Mum. What's going to happen?

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I honestly don't know, Lauren.

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So much has happened.

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What's the matter?

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Can you look after Oscar for me later?

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Yeah. Where are you going?

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I can't change what's happened, Lauren,

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but I can at least try and make one problem go away.

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I don't remember the kids saying anything about veg.

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-Whoa. This is meant to be a happy day, remember?

-Exactly.

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Today is about moving forward

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and I want zigzaggy shapes cut into them tomatoes, like in restaurants.

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Any luck? Spuds?

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-Yep.

-No, when I ask you something in here, you say, "Yes, Chef."

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Cake mix, icing sugar, jam?

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Yes, Chef. And some sprinkles off Aunty Tanya.

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Can we watch telly now?

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No! This is the fun bit! Whit, you take over the sauce.

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Liam, the spuds. Tiff and Morgs, we're going to do the baking. And...

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-Zigzags.

-Yes.

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I don't think there's enough room in here for all of us, B.

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"Chef".

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It's a family day, this is my kitchen and I say there is. Yes?

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-Yes, Chef!

-Yes, Chef!

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LAUGHTER

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Pint of lager, please, landlord.

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Not exactly rocking in here, is it? Who's dead?

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Derek.

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You mean someone actually has died?

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Derek Branning.

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How?

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Bad heart.

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Whoa.

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Makes sense, I suppose.

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Men like that who can only express themselves through their fists,

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pressure builds up.

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Sorry. What you trying to say?

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Hmm?

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You got something you want to say about our brother?

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No. I didn't mean anything by it.

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I want him out before the New Year's party. He is a liability.

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You haven't even given him a chance to prove you wrong.

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-That's because I am always right.

-He's my brother, Zee.

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Trouble is what he is.

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-That's not true.

-Everywhere he goes, chaos ensues.

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You might want to rescue your brother before he gets lynched.

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-Jack!

-Whoa, whoa, whoa.

-Jack! Jack, come on. No, no, no!

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Please, please, I'm sure he didn't mean any offence. OK? Sorry.

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-Nice one, bruv. Talk about overreacting!

-What did you do?

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-Nothing, man!

-No, never does, does he?

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How come there's loyalty in every family except this one?

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Because all you ever bring us is shame. (And in front of Ayesha!)

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Listen, you have no respect. Loyalty is earned, AJ.

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-Yeah? Well, so is respect.

-Will you two just please...

-Whatever!

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I'm sorry about this, Ayesha.

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AJ brings the worst out in Zainab.

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So you don't usually argue this much?

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Oh, no, this isn't arguing. The proper arguing is still to come.

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-I don't want to be the cause of any family problems.

-You're not!

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No, it's like this all the time.

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In my family, arguments never lasted.

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We were together all the time so we had to find a way to get on.

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So much for a quiet drink.

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We've got to stick together now, more than ever.

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Thanks very much. That's very kind.

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We should get going.

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Can we stop off on the way first?

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Yeah.

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All right, sweetheart. Not everyone's unfriendly here. What can I get you?

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Actually, I think I'll leave it.

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OK, but anything I can do to help, just give me a shout, yeah?

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All right, darling, take care.

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I don't know what it's meant to taste like, but not that.

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-Don't put jam on it. You'll ruin it!

-I'm not going to ruin it.

-You are!

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Stop arguing, you two!

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Mum, how do you know when these are done?

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-Mum?

-What is that smell?

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B, have you checked the ribs?

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BIANCA SHRIEKS

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COUGHING

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Right, um, kids, shall we go and watch telly, yeah? Come on.

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It'll be all right, Mum.

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But it won't, will it? What are we going to eat?

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And I get staff discount.

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McKlunky's?

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-I can't take your money, Liam.

-You let Whit and Tyler help.

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Yeah, well, they're adults.

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This a family day, remember?

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Move in with you?

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Yeah. Just for now.

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Thank you. But like I said, I'm fine.

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No, darling, you're not.

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I feel close to him here.

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Your dad's gone.

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And you know what he'd be saying if he was here?

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"Stick together, you know, look after each other."

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I'm doing this for my sake as much as yours.

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Think about it, yeah?

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Yeah.

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I've got to get off. The boys are waiting in the car.

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I'm going to tell your grandad the news.

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Can I come?

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Dad said that he'd take me to meet Grandad one day.

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Never got round to it.

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I can be ready in five minutes, yeah?

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I got your text.

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-Yeah.

-And...

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Listen, I just thought that seeing as you're her mum,

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you ought to see Lexi's dress before the christening.

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Phil Mitchell - dress shopper!

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Yeah. I got it this morning.

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It's...lovely. Must have cost a bomb, though.

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Well, it's all a rip-off, innit?

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-Where's Lexi?

-She's with Sharon.

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If you need any help with the christening arrangements

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-or anything, I can...

-Nah, everything's done.

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All you got to do is turn up next Tuesday and smile.

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Oh.

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-See you later, then.

-Yeah, see you later.

-See you later.

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I prefer chicken anyway.

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Where's Liam gone?

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What will we do this afternoon?

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Have a look in there, Nigella. Someone has to tidy that lot up.

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You said today would be a fun day.

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Maybe we'll play some charades later or something.

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Knock knock!

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-Dad!

-All right, son. Ty, what's happening? Whit.

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Thought we could do with some professional help.

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Yeah. Liam told me a cake needs baking, so I brought my tools.

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-And some indoor entertainment.

-Wahey!

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You didn't have to, but I'm really glad you did.

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-Awesome!

-Kitchen?

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Awesome!

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Hey!

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I should have known. It always comes down to money at the end of the day.

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Not everything.

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I mean, you're still Lexi's mum. No-one can take that away.

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It's going to be you up there with her on the day,

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next to Phil and the godparents and the vicar.

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Godparents? Who chooses them?

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You, usually.

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What, and it can be, like, anyone?

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Yeah, as long as they're responsible and want to be part of Lexi's life.

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-Will you do it?

-Me?

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Yeah, you've always been there for Lexi and you wouldn't let her down.

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She said "responsible". I'm about to start my community service, ain't I?

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You usually have a man AND a woman.

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Well, I know your family ain't setting the best example

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at the minute, but...

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Do you reckon Cora would be up for it?

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-Look, can I think about it?

-No! Not after I just said

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all those nice things about you. You are the godfather.

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So which one of our guests are you enquiring about?

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Mrs...um, Branning is...

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Tanya.

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You look a bit tense. Everything all right?

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-I obviously didn't make myself clear last night.

-No, you did.

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Right. So what you still doing here?

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If you need anything, just, um...shout.

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-You come to run me out of town?

-You are not wanted here.

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Not by you, maybe, but I'm not so sure Max would...

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Forget about Max. This is about you having a bit of respect for me.

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-You seem to be mistaking me for the other woman.

-Oh, no mistake.

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That's exactly what you are and all you ever were.

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Not according to my marriage certificate.

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Keep you warm at night, does it, your bit of paper?

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Look, I've tried to be reasonable with you, right? And I had hoped

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that after everything you put me through on my wedding day...

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You really think you're the wronged one, don't you?

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As far as I knew, I fell for a single bloke and married him

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so don't expect sympathy from me, Tanya,

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because I haven't put you through anything.

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Not yet, anyway.

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Can't I just go back on the sofa, man?

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-This is not a doss house.

-That's right, it's a matchmaking agency.

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-Some of us still believe in marriage!

-Even if you're no good at it?

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-Enough!

-Tell him.

-Tell her.

-I'm telling you both!

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This can't go on.

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It's not good for any of us.

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Now, AJ, you can be with Tamwar for the time being.

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-I don't...

-Bu-bu-buh!

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Tomorrow, you two are going to spend the day together.

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-What?

-Day?

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And if you think anything of me, you will get along.

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Do you understand?

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Good.

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What are you getting out of this? What do you want?

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-Does Max know you're here?

-What is it you think you're owed?

0:21:180:21:20

He doesn't, does he? Tsk! More secrets.

0:21:200:21:23

He's told you there's nothing here for you.

0:21:230:21:26

There's a big difference between what Max says and what he means.

0:21:260:21:30

-Don't you dare tell me about my...

-About your what, Tanya?

0:21:300:21:34

I know better than anyone what he is.

0:21:340:21:37

He's a liar and a cheat.

0:21:370:21:38

So if you and him are finished, why are we even talking?

0:21:380:21:42

I didn't...

0:21:430:21:45

All I know is that you need to go.

0:21:450:21:48

-Is that right?

-Yeah. That's right, Kirsty,

0:21:480:21:51

cos you were just a fling, all right? Just a port in a storm.

0:21:510:21:54

You're not the first.

0:21:540:21:55

What does that tell you?

0:21:550:21:57

That Max gets tempted by a certain type of woman, briefly.

0:21:570:22:01

You might know a few tricks in the bedroom.

0:22:010:22:04

I'm sure you've had a lot of practise but I've got his kids.

0:22:040:22:07

I'm sure they'll be a comfort to you when he's gone.

0:22:070:22:10

-You're making yourself look desperate, you know that?

-Me?

0:22:120:22:15

Nah.

0:22:150:22:17

The truth is, you'll never even get close to what me and Max have got.

0:22:180:22:22

Oh, please.

0:22:220:22:24

He can't help himself when he's around me. He knows it

0:22:240:22:27

and you sense it, don't you?

0:22:270:22:29

I'm not scared of you.

0:22:350:22:37

Well, that's a mistake

0:22:370:22:39

because I'm not going anywhere, not as long as Max is still here.

0:22:390:22:43

And when I do, it'll be with my husband

0:22:430:22:45

because that's what I want, Tanya.

0:22:450:22:47

And that is what I'm going to get.

0:22:470:22:50

Cheers.

0:22:540:22:56

Phil. Lola's been thinking about the christening.

0:22:580:23:01

-Yeah, about the godparents...

-It's done.

-What?

0:23:010:23:04

Mum and Grant are going to do it.

0:23:040:23:05

-Don't you think you should have asked Lo about that?

-I've asked Jay

0:23:050:23:08

-and I was about to go ask Cora.

-Cora? Do me a favour, will you?

0:23:080:23:12

-Anyway, Jay won't mind, will he?

-No, but I do!

0:23:120:23:15

What's the point in Lexi having godparents she'll never see?

0:23:150:23:18

The point is, they're family

0:23:180:23:20

and that's what Lexi needs right now, isn't it?

0:23:200:23:22

Anyway, told you - there's nothing for you to worry about.

0:23:220:23:26

Don't you worry, darling.

0:23:300:23:32

I've got an idea.

0:23:330:23:34

OK, guys. I'd say we're just about done.

0:23:370:23:40

Oh! She is going to love that!

0:23:410:23:45

Well done, you two. Go on, go and get yourselves cleaned up.

0:23:460:23:49

-Well done, guys.

-You saved the day. Thanks.

0:23:490:23:52

Hey, it's Liam you should thank.

0:23:520:23:54

And I will, but you bought the cake and the video game thing.

0:23:540:23:57

It's just nice to see them all happy again.

0:23:570:23:59

Yeah, I'll take credit for the cake

0:23:590:24:01

but he already had the game with him when he came to get me.

0:24:010:24:05

-Shoot!

-Ah! >

0:24:050:24:07

DOOR CLOSES

0:24:420:24:44

-How was it?

-Yeah.

0:24:470:24:49

Don't matter how old you are,

0:24:500:24:51

you should go before your kids, shouldn't you?

0:24:510:24:54

Babe, what's that suitcase for?

0:24:540:24:56

How was Grandad?

0:24:570:24:59

You ain't going, are you?

0:24:590:25:01

We've got two tickets to Spain, haven't we?

0:25:020:25:04

I think we should use them.

0:25:040:25:08

Really?

0:25:080:25:09

Yeah.

0:25:090:25:11

We need some space, away from...distractions.

0:25:120:25:15

You guys are going on honeymoon?

0:25:150:25:18

You need to be married to go on a honeymoon.

0:25:180:25:21

Babe, what's happened?

0:25:210:25:23

You've got ten minutes to pack your bags before the taxi comes

0:25:230:25:26

if you want to do this.

0:25:260:25:27

Right. Your nan's coming to look after Oscar.

0:25:370:25:40

She's going to need your help though, so...

0:25:400:25:43

I'm not making any promises.

0:25:430:25:45

We wouldn't believe you if you did.

0:25:450:25:48

Where'd you get it from? Don't say "What?"

0:25:530:25:55

Don't lie to me, Liam. Tell me the truth.

0:25:550:25:58

It's not what do you think.

0:25:580:26:01

Hello, you. Sticking around for the party, then, are you?

0:26:060:26:10

Don't see why not. I've got a good feeling about next year.

0:26:100:26:13

I'm glad someone has. What can I get you?

0:26:130:26:15

You know you said if there's anything you can do to help me?

0:26:170:26:20

I found it on Christmas Day.

0:26:290:26:31

Looks like Uncle Derek left it to us in his will.

0:26:310:26:34

All I am asking for is one day,

0:26:410:26:42

one day to make an effort to try and get on.

0:26:420:26:46

In case you hadn't noticed,

0:26:460:26:47

I have to prepare for the party of the century.

0:26:470:26:49

I've just persuaded Phil to give me my job back.

0:26:490:26:52

You want me to risk it all by dragging her along?

0:26:520:26:54

Her? Her? "Her" has a name, thank you very much!

0:26:540:26:56

Her has several names, actually...

0:26:560:26:59

Will you stop? Stop! You pack it in!

0:26:590:27:01

You can't keep sniping at each other like teenagers in front of Ayesha.

0:27:060:27:10

So he has to move out.

0:27:100:27:11

-Or she stops talking.

-Or you stop breathing.

-Enough!

0:27:110:27:14

Will you just stop it, both of you?

0:27:140:27:16

Right. Zainab, you're going to spend the morning with AJ in the Arches.

0:27:160:27:21

And if you don't, there will be no New Year's Eve party.

0:27:210:27:24

-What?

-I mean it.

0:27:240:27:25

And you, you're going to spend the afternoon helping Zainab

0:27:270:27:30

-prepare for the party.

-Like that's going to happen!

0:27:300:27:33

Well, if it doesn't, you're moving out!

0:27:330:27:35

You are doing this.

0:27:360:27:38

You are going to be friends

0:27:380:27:40

and you've got until the end of the day to make it happen.

0:27:400:27:42

Oh! Quick, quick, quick!

0:27:480:27:51

-I can't do it!

-Oh, my God!

0:27:530:27:55

At least we can pay the bills now.

0:27:550:27:57

I can't! It's not letting me!

0:27:590:28:01

Yes!

0:28:040:28:05

If you've come round to keep bleating, forget about it.

0:28:050:28:08

-Phil, you've got to hear me out.

-I ain't got to do anything.

0:28:080:28:10

-I said he wouldn't listen.

-See what Billy has to say.

-You'll like it.

0:28:100:28:14

-If it solves something...

-There's nothing to solve.

0:28:140:28:16

-Mum and Grant are going to be godparents.

-Yeah. OK.

0:28:160:28:19

-OK what?

-Lola's OK with Grant and Peggy being godparents.

0:28:190:28:23

Are you sure, darling?

0:28:230:28:24

Yeah, of course. If...IF...

0:28:240:28:27

If what?

0:28:270:28:28

-If she can spend some time alone with Lexi.

-Time alone?

0:28:280:28:32

Yeah. And I mean really alone. Just me and her,

0:28:320:28:34

we go off and do our thing with no Sharon, no Pops, and no you.

0:28:340:28:37

You want Peggy and Grant to be godparents,

0:28:370:28:40

I get a whole day alone with my daughter.

0:28:400:28:42

We knew he had stuff stashed somewhere, we just didn't know where.

0:28:460:28:49

-I don't believe this.

-I promise,

0:28:490:28:50

when Carol said, "Derek, get rid of it,"

0:28:500:28:52

he never brought any of it back in this house again.

0:28:520:28:55

The house, the garage, it's still on our property.

0:28:550:28:58

Everything we sold on the stall, nobody clocked it was dodgy.

0:28:580:29:01

You've been selling it on your stall?

0:29:010:29:02

Living in this house, selling nicked gear.

0:29:020:29:05

It wasn't his fault. Derek forced him to.

0:29:050:29:07

You know, he's like a dog with a bone. The stuff was shifting easily

0:29:070:29:10

and he was making serious money off it all.

0:29:100:29:12

You got a few grand's worth of stuff sitting out there.

0:29:120:29:15

-Does my mum know about this?

-No,

0:29:170:29:18

-like I said, she thought it was all gone.

-Let's keep it like that.

0:29:180:29:21

She's got enough to think about with the funeral.

0:29:210:29:24

Yeah, but it's finders keepers, right?

0:29:350:29:38

I've got it covered. I'm not working at the R&R till later

0:29:480:29:51

so I can stick around, keep an eye on things.

0:29:510:29:53

-What if something happens?

-Come on, like what?

0:29:530:29:55

Do you think I'm that stupid to let something happen to my kid?

0:29:550:29:58

-That's not what he means, is it?

-That is exactly what I mean.

0:29:580:30:01

We're offering you a deal here.

0:30:010:30:03

Look, maybe she could stay local, you know.

0:30:030:30:06

Take her somewhere in Walford.

0:30:060:30:07

-No, there's no rules, no restrictions, nothing.

-Or what?

0:30:070:30:11

-Phil...

-She ain't going to go miles, is she?

0:30:110:30:14

All she wants is to spend a bit of time alone with her baby.

0:30:140:30:17

-I don't see what the big deal is.

-No. I ain't having her playing games.

0:30:170:30:21

How about this? Lola has her normal three hours.

0:30:210:30:24

-Three hours?

-Three hours, unsupervised.

0:30:240:30:26

Gets to go where she wants, do what she likes.

0:30:260:30:29

Three hours, she brings her back here.

0:30:290:30:31

-You should have run it past me first.

-Rox, Rox, listen, I know,

0:30:360:30:39

you're right, I'm sorry, it kind of just happened.

0:30:390:30:42

-Has she even done bar work before?

-Of course she has.

0:30:420:30:44

Rox, come on, darling, you know as well as I do,

0:30:440:30:47

come New Year, it'll be packed. We'll need more hands.

0:30:470:30:49

Yeah, all right, fine, I suppose so.

0:30:490:30:52

Have we any more tonics?

0:30:520:30:53

-Yeah, course.

-There'll be a crate of them out the back.

0:30:530:30:56

That's right, yeah.

0:30:560:30:58

Come on, Rox. Once word gets out I've two gorgeous birds working here,

0:31:000:31:03

this place is going to be packed, eh?

0:31:030:31:05

Hey. There you are.

0:31:100:31:12

Won't Kim kick off?

0:31:140:31:15

She's not here. Go on, eat up.

0:31:150:31:18

What do you do for meals anyway?

0:31:220:31:24

Have whatever.

0:31:260:31:28

When I was your age, son,

0:31:290:31:31

man, I could eat a horse.

0:31:310:31:33

I can't afford a horse.

0:31:360:31:38

I don't know, the burgers you get at McKlunky's,

0:31:380:31:41

they come pretty close.

0:31:410:31:43

But I'm...

0:31:460:31:48

I'm sure you get something to eat when you go over to Abi's?

0:31:490:31:53

Yeah. I'm going over there in a bit.

0:31:550:31:58

She OK?

0:31:580:31:59

No. No, she's not.

0:32:000:32:03

What a mess, huh?

0:32:040:32:05

You could say that.

0:32:060:32:08

That poor girl will be glad to see the back of this year.

0:32:110:32:14

Anyhow, she's got you. She's got her friend.

0:32:160:32:19

She don't deserve this.

0:32:210:32:23

I know.

0:32:230:32:25

I know.

0:32:250:32:27

Hey.

0:32:270:32:28

Take it.

0:32:350:32:36

I can't.

0:32:390:32:41

Look, take the thing, man.

0:32:420:32:43

Treat Abi to a little something special, OK?

0:32:460:32:49

Well, I'll pay you back.

0:32:490:32:51

Yeah, if and when you get a chance.

0:32:510:32:53

No, I will. I can't be scrounging off people forever.

0:32:530:32:56

Hey, nobody round here thinks like that.

0:32:560:33:00

Things are tough for everybody. OK?

0:33:000:33:04

There's got to be some work out there somewhere, surely.

0:33:040:33:07

Well, who knows what the new year will bring, son.

0:33:070:33:12

Who knows?

0:33:120:33:13

Since when does he get breakfast?

0:33:220:33:23

Denise, cool it now, man, it's all taken care of.

0:33:230:33:27

Did Kim say when she'll be back?

0:33:270:33:29

She left a note.

0:33:290:33:31

Note?

0:33:310:33:32

That is great, that is.

0:33:370:33:39

She gets to go to the sales

0:33:390:33:41

and I get to change the dirty sheets and chase the punters for rent.

0:33:410:33:46

# You're my lady!

0:33:460:33:47

-# You're my lady! Yeah... #

-All these young boys in love.

0:33:470:33:52

-You better believe it, Mr T!

-Hey, it must be in the water.

0:33:520:33:56

-I think so!

-Good job you just drink rum, then.

0:33:560:33:58

Hey, Mr T here is the one man I know

0:33:580:34:01

that don't need no help with the ladies.

0:34:010:34:04

Well, when you know you've got it, son, it'd be a crime not to show it.

0:34:040:34:07

You see? Talking about!

0:34:070:34:10

# You're my lady... #

0:34:100:34:13

It's good to see the young boy happy.

0:34:130:34:15

Yeah.

0:34:150:34:16

If there's somebody who deserves a bit of love, it's him.

0:34:160:34:21

Yeah.

0:34:210:34:22

So are you coming to the party?

0:34:240:34:26

According to Zainab, it's the party of the century.

0:34:260:34:30

Good food, good company...

0:34:300:34:32

Well, in that case, Fatboy and I will see you Monday, if not before.

0:34:320:34:36

-Brilliant.

-It was lovely to meet you.

-You too.

-See you later.

0:34:360:34:39

Oh, B! I was just looking for you.

0:34:400:34:44

-Look, B, do you want some work?

-What?

0:34:440:34:46

Tanya's away and she's left me in charge, which is great,

0:34:460:34:49

but we're getting really busy with all the parties and that

0:34:490:34:52

and I just need a hand for a bit. What do you reckon? It'll be fun.

0:34:520:34:55

-Sorry. No, you're all right.

-Really? I thought you needed the...

0:34:550:34:58

Yeah, I do need the money, but...

0:34:580:35:00

Look, I'm sorry, Poppy, you're going to have to ask Lola.

0:35:000:35:03

So this do that you're having,

0:35:110:35:13

who else is going?

0:35:130:35:15

No-one you know, probably.

0:35:150:35:16

I think it's just family and friends.

0:35:160:35:20

-Quite right, you don't want any riff-raff there, do you?

-No.

0:35:200:35:24

Brilliant. I'll look forward to it.

0:35:260:35:28

So you're going to come?

0:35:280:35:30

Seeing as me and your new friend are getting on so well,

0:35:300:35:34

I might just do that.

0:35:340:35:35

-Dad? Dad. Did you see that?

-Hmm?

0:35:400:35:45

Shirley Carter just invited herself.

0:35:450:35:47

Really?

0:35:470:35:49

Yeah. Then you invited Poppy and Fatboy.

0:35:490:35:51

I just think Mum's probably got a pretty specific list.

0:35:510:35:54

Shirley's not going to turn up at some teetotal party, is she?

0:35:540:35:57

Don't worry, Tam, I won't invite anyone that will upset your mum.

0:35:570:36:01

-So Uncle AJ's not coming, is he?

-Oi.

0:36:010:36:03

-This is ridiculous.

-Neither of us want to do this, right? So...

0:36:110:36:16

You stay out of the way.

0:36:160:36:18

I've got a nice easy morning, no-one chewing my ear off

0:36:180:36:22

and I want to keep it that way.

0:36:220:36:24

So I will work, and you can read

0:36:240:36:28

or knit or whatever it is you do

0:36:280:36:32

and we can both tell Mas that everything is tickety-boo.

0:36:320:36:35

Oh yes, everything is tickety-boo. No, it is not!

0:36:350:36:38

Because I am stuck here with you instead of organising a party

0:36:380:36:41

that's going to be the talk of the square

0:36:410:36:43

so everything is not tickety-boo!

0:36:430:36:44

And by the way, I do not knit!

0:36:440:36:46

-Watch yourself.

-Ah!

0:36:460:36:49

Great. This is going to come off easily, isn't it(?)

0:36:500:36:54

This place is filthy. How can you work in a place like this?

0:36:540:36:57

-It's a garage!

-It's disgusting, is what it is.

0:36:570:37:00

Here. Put these on.

0:37:000:37:02

What are these?

0:37:020:37:04

Look.

0:37:040:37:05

They've been stuffed down there for a while, but they should fit.

0:37:050:37:09

-Minty!

-I suggest if you don't want to get covered in any more grease,

0:37:110:37:14

you put them on.

0:37:140:37:16

There we go, all set.

0:37:180:37:19

-If Social Services get wind of this...

-They won't.

0:37:190:37:22

Like bending the rules ever worried you before.

0:37:220:37:24

Three hours and no more. You got it?

0:37:240:37:26

Funny, that, I was about agree to just two.

0:37:260:37:29

Come on. See you later.

0:37:320:37:34

Hey. It'll be fine.

0:37:370:37:39

Come on.

0:37:390:37:41

What exactly are you doing?

0:37:430:37:44

Alternator. You know what, grab that.

0:37:440:37:46

Whoa! No, not that.

0:37:460:37:48

Hold that back. There.

0:37:480:37:50

"Alternator".

0:37:510:37:53

"Hello. Good evening, everyone, welcome to my party.

0:37:530:37:56

"We have no food but would you like your alternator changing?"

0:37:560:38:00

PHONE RINGS

0:38:000:38:03

What are you grinning at now?

0:38:030:38:04

You...

0:38:040:38:06

Nothing.

0:38:060:38:07

Mitchell Autos.

0:38:090:38:10

Yeah, Mr Passmore.

0:38:100:38:14

Yeah, everything's fine.

0:38:140:38:16

This morning? I'm waiting for a part to come in.

0:38:160:38:20

Of course.

0:38:200:38:22

Right.

0:38:220:38:24

Yeah.

0:38:240:38:25

No, you don't have to speak to Mr Mitchell.

0:38:250:38:29

Yeah.

0:38:290:38:31

No, I'll call you when...

0:38:310:38:35

Hello?

0:38:350:38:36

What's happened?

0:38:400:38:42

Seems me and you got to get busy.

0:38:420:38:44

And it's definitely all his?

0:38:490:38:50

No, it belongs to the tooth fairy. Course it's his.

0:38:500:38:53

I'm sorry, Uncle Jack, but the garage is full of it.

0:38:530:38:55

I've got Liam thinking he's Fagin, giving it out to Morgan and Tiff.

0:38:550:38:59

You can't have that stuff hanging around. The police find it,

0:38:590:39:02

-you'll be back inside.

-I know. So? What shall I do?

0:39:020:39:05

-Flog it on the quick or dump it?

-Or call the police.

-No!

0:39:050:39:08

If I grass this, they'll be all over me. They'll try and tie me into it.

0:39:080:39:11

They'll ask you questions, yes.

0:39:110:39:13

But when they find out you're clean, they'll leave you alone.

0:39:130:39:16

-What'd your Mum say?

-She don't know.

0:39:160:39:18

-Are you serious?

-She's busy sorting out the funeral.

0:39:180:39:21

And to be honest, she thought he'd got shot of it.

0:39:210:39:23

Whatever you decide, all right,

0:39:230:39:25

every bit of that has to be out of that house,

0:39:250:39:28

not just for the old bill's sake but for Carol. She don't need this mess.

0:39:280:39:32

She don't need Derek's ghosts.

0:39:320:39:34

None of us do.

0:39:340:39:35

-Lola! Lola.

-You all right?

0:39:470:39:48

You are just the person.

0:39:480:39:51

Good idea, Bill. Carries on like this, I might get a job.

0:39:520:39:55

-You should have done it each way like I did.

-You reckon?

0:39:550:39:58

Here they are, my two favourite girls!

0:39:580:40:00

All right. Know what? We're having the best day ever.

0:40:000:40:03

-Brilliant.

-I was just offered a few hours in Booty's

0:40:030:40:05

-for real money, not tips or anything.

-Nice one. What about Lexi?

0:40:050:40:09

-Poppy said I can bring her.

-Did some bird dump on your heads this morning?

0:40:090:40:13

-What's with all the good luck?

-Just got to be young and gorgeous, eh?

0:40:130:40:16

Shirl's thinking she might have to get a job.

0:40:160:40:18

Not looking like that, she won't.

0:40:180:40:20

What's wrong with the way I look?

0:40:200:40:22

I didn't mean...

0:40:240:40:25

HE MOUTHS SILENTLY

0:40:270:40:29

-Where's the charger?

-Upstairs.

-Right, go and get it.

0:40:290:40:32

I want all the bits that go with it, the instructions and everything.

0:40:320:40:35

-Why? Why are you taking it?

-Because I have to.

0:40:350:40:38

You can't do this. I gave it to them.

0:40:380:40:41

We didn't mind sharing it. Please.

0:40:410:40:44

We never have anything good, never.

0:40:440:40:47

Pump the revs.

0:40:560:40:58

A little more.

0:40:580:41:00

-A bit more!

-I am!

0:41:000:41:02

OK! OK, enough!

0:41:020:41:05

ENGINE REVS NOISILY

0:41:050:41:06

Stop!

0:41:060:41:07

ENGINE KEEPS REVVING

0:41:070:41:10

ENGINE STOPS

0:41:120:41:14

Mr...Mr Passmore.

0:41:160:41:18

Sitting out in that garage is a few grand's worth of stuff.

0:41:210:41:24

-It's stolen, Liam.

-Like that's ever bothered you before.

0:41:240:41:27

And you know I'm right, otherwise you would've got rid of it by now.

0:41:270:41:31

We'll never get another chance like this.

0:41:310:41:34

Thrashing the guts out of my motor...

0:41:470:41:50

-Hello? I was pumping the revs.

-Ssh!

0:41:500:41:52

Do I need to get Mr Mitchell down here?

0:41:520:41:54

Honestly, we're nearly there. We just found a few complications.

0:41:540:41:57

I want my car.

0:41:570:41:59

I understand, if you'd just let me explain....

0:41:590:42:02

-Too late, mate!

-Mr Passmore!

0:42:020:42:05

Are you are a married man?

0:42:050:42:06

I saw the ring on your finger, so I just assumed...

0:42:060:42:09

What are you yabbering on about?

0:42:090:42:11

Well, does your wife use this car much?

0:42:110:42:14

You think I'd let her near this?

0:42:140:42:17

What's my wife got to do with this, anyway?

0:42:170:42:19

It's just that as I was pumping the revs,

0:42:190:42:22

I happened to come across this.

0:42:220:42:25

Obviously belongs to your wife. Yes?

0:42:250:42:30

Yeah. Yeah. Well, they must be....

0:42:300:42:33

So if I phoned her and described this undergarment,

0:42:330:42:36

then she'd be very pleased, wouldn't she?

0:42:360:42:39

-So, your car will be ready...

-Erm...

0:42:420:42:46

-Tomorrow.

-Tomorrow.

0:42:460:42:47

-Afternoon.

-Afternoon.

-Maybe.

-Maybe.

0:42:470:42:49

And I suggest the next time you come in here,

0:42:500:42:54

you won't be so rude. You'll be polite

0:42:540:42:56

and say thank you to your mechanic for doing such a good job.

0:42:560:42:59

THEY LAUGH

0:43:050:43:07

Thank you very much. Bye.

0:43:120:43:14

So he let you out on a leash?

0:43:170:43:19

Uh, no, actually.

0:43:190:43:20

I'm doing whatever I want today and no-one's telling me what to do.

0:43:200:43:25

-I like that one.

-Revitalising.

0:43:250:43:27

Mmm, smells of coconut.

0:43:290:43:31

Don't know whether to eat it or just smear it all over me.

0:43:310:43:34

Uh, are you buying those?

0:43:340:43:37

I don't know, I haven't looked at the others yet.

0:43:370:43:40

There you go. Is that nice?

0:43:400:43:42

Make you smell all yummy, does it?

0:43:420:43:44

Anyway, Phil might think he's clever

0:43:440:43:47

but who's the one here with her daughter? Me.

0:43:470:43:50

You might think you've got one over on Phil

0:43:500:43:52

but believe me, you ain't.

0:43:520:43:54

Sorry.

0:43:560:43:57

Picture the scene, OK?

0:43:570:43:59

This is Tiger Woods with a pitching wedge.

0:43:590:44:02

-Do you mean Ronnie Wood?

-No, I don't! Anyway, pay attention.

0:44:020:44:06

Here we go. Nice and easy.

0:44:060:44:08

Watch the ball. Bring it back...

0:44:080:44:11

Oh, yeah, really good. I thought it's supposed to go in the hole?

0:44:110:44:14

You reckon you can do better? Come here then, Peroxide.

0:44:140:44:17

There you go. That's it. All yours.

0:44:170:44:20

-All right.

-Show me what you can do.

0:44:200:44:22

-Right. Hold on. Whoa, whoa, whoa.

-What?

-Firstly,

0:44:220:44:26

you've got to grip this properly.

0:44:260:44:28

Keep the hand down there, one finger over the other, almost. That's it.

0:44:280:44:32

Now legs slightly apart...

0:44:320:44:34

Oi. Focus, all right?

0:44:340:44:36

Can I just whack it, yeah?

0:44:360:44:37

No, don't whack it!

0:44:370:44:39

Oi, all right. So game abandoned,

0:44:390:44:41

punters on the course, eh?

0:44:410:44:43

Golf? Didn't know you liked golf.

0:44:430:44:45

You know, Michael, occasionally I...

0:44:450:44:47

Anyway, listen, you want the usual? Excuse me.

0:44:470:44:50

No, I think I'll have a brandy.

0:44:520:44:53

It looks like Masood's got me everything on my list.

0:44:590:45:02

So, Pakistan, what's the plan?

0:45:020:45:05

Well, the key to having a successful party is preparation,

0:45:050:45:10

so I suggest you start by peeling and chopping these.

0:45:100:45:14

I never thought I'd say it

0:45:140:45:17

but this morning wasn't so bad.

0:45:170:45:20

Well, if I hadn't lost a morning's prep time,

0:45:200:45:23

then I might be agreeing with you.

0:45:230:45:25

Come on, say it. We were a good team.

0:45:250:45:27

I think you'll find my brains saved you from getting fired.

0:45:270:45:30

-It wasn't quite like that.

-Yes, it was.

0:45:300:45:32

-If I hadn't been there, you'd be out of a job now.

-Is that right?

0:45:320:45:35

Yes. And I have got the perfect idea of how you can repay me.

0:45:350:45:39

I bet you do.

0:45:390:45:40

Ooh! Zainab, I'm sorry.

0:45:430:45:46

I know I'm irresistible but this isn't going to happen.

0:45:460:45:49

OK, OK...

0:45:490:45:52

-Shut up and listen!

-That hurt.

0:45:520:45:55

Listen! Tamwar and Ayesha.

0:45:550:45:57

-What about them?

-They...

0:45:570:46:00

There's no need to ask her.

0:46:000:46:02

Dad is wondering because there's so many people coming,

0:46:040:46:07

is it paper cups or glasses?

0:46:070:46:09

Well, ask your father, "Is it a party or a picnic?"

0:46:090:46:12

That's what I said you'd say. It is, isn't it?

0:46:120:46:14

I did say that. I said, "There's no need to ask."

0:46:140:46:18

It's true.

0:46:180:46:20

See? Tamwar and Ayesha...

0:46:210:46:24

-No...

-Yes.

0:46:240:46:26

-They make a perfect match.

-No.

0:46:260:46:29

-You can't.

-Yes, I can.

0:46:290:46:31

And you, Mr "I Owe You Big Time",

0:46:310:46:33

you are going to help me get them together.

0:46:330:46:35

Brilliant! Chop. Peel. Now.

0:46:350:46:38

People are bound to clock it.

0:46:410:46:42

Kat's hardly out the door, is she?

0:46:440:46:47

No, it's not like that, Michael.

0:46:470:46:49

Well, I'm just saying how it looks.

0:46:500:46:52

Michael, I know, and the last thing I want to do is hurt Kat, all right?

0:46:520:46:56

-Just, me and Rox, it's like, small steps...

-Hmm.

0:46:560:47:00

-You're a big boy, you're grown up.

-Yes.

-Can do what you want.

0:47:010:47:04

You know what you're doing. Just saying, to people round here,

0:47:040:47:08

you and Kat, you are the Vic.

0:47:080:47:10

-Still no Kim?

-Mm-mm.

0:47:190:47:21

she's not been back yet.

0:47:210:47:22

Seriously? Is this it?

0:47:220:47:25

Doing my sister's to-do list,

0:47:260:47:29

running myself into the ground at the minute mart

0:47:290:47:32

and watching box sets?

0:47:320:47:34

-You know, what we need is a New Year's party.

-Hmm?

0:47:340:47:37

Yeah, to shake this year all off.

0:47:370:47:40

Yeah, all the fun of going to a party - on your own.

0:47:400:47:43

Now stop right there, OK?

0:47:430:47:45

You're a beautiful-looking woman, you know,

0:47:450:47:48

any man out there would be proud to have you on his arm.

0:47:480:47:51

I don't need fixing up.

0:47:520:47:54

Yeah, but you've got to be in it to win it.

0:47:540:47:58

Eh, Fats, where's it all taking place this new year?

0:47:580:48:01

The Masoods'.

0:48:010:48:04

No, no, no, I mean, where is it all happening?

0:48:040:48:07

I'm serious, Mr T, the Masoods'. I'm there. My lady's there,

0:48:070:48:11

my people, everyone's there, the Masoods'.

0:48:110:48:13

Zainab's having "the world's biggest party", evidently.

0:48:130:48:17

Good, good, good. But where is the real thing happening

0:48:170:48:21

where we could find a nice decent man, you know?

0:48:210:48:24

I am not a charity case.

0:48:240:48:26

Yeah, but you know,

0:48:270:48:29

any man would be lucky to have you, you know.

0:48:290:48:32

I know, my new year's resolution - finding Mr Right.

0:48:320:48:35

Why not?

0:48:350:48:37

Yeah, maybe.

0:48:370:48:40

-Anyway, what about you?

-Me?

0:48:400:48:43

You got any resolutions?

0:48:430:48:44

You think there's a gorgeous woman out there for you?

0:48:450:48:48

More gorgeous than you and Kim?

0:48:480:48:50

Oh, yes. Yes. Well, I know the standard is set ever so high!

0:48:500:48:55

But really, you ever wonder if there's someone out there for you?

0:48:550:49:00

No?

0:49:000:49:02

Well, maybe...

0:49:020:49:04

I dunno.

0:49:040:49:06

I suppose you've...

0:49:060:49:09

got to go out and look for it a little bit, I suppose.

0:49:090:49:12

I don't know.

0:49:120:49:14

Yeah, well, the way my love life's going,

0:49:140:49:16

I'll have to send out a whole search and rescue team.

0:49:160:49:20

-What do you think you're doing?

-What's it look like?

0:49:300:49:33

No, Liam, you're not doing this.

0:49:330:49:35

-I'm getting 40 quid a pop for them.

-And two years in prison.

0:49:350:49:38

-Maybe I'm not stupid enough to get caught.

-Maybe you're stupid enough

0:49:380:49:42

to sell dodgy gear 20 yards from your own front door.

0:49:420:49:45

Do you really want to go through what I've been through, Liam?

0:49:450:49:48

Being locked up every night in the dark,

0:49:480:49:50

terrified of who might be waiting round the corner.

0:49:500:49:52

Is that what you want?

0:49:520:49:54

Is this all of it?

0:49:540:49:56

You came to me the other day for a couple of quid

0:49:560:49:58

and look at that. It's easy money.

0:49:580:50:01

Is this everything?

0:50:010:50:02

Yeah.

0:50:020:50:04

This stops now, Liam, do you hear me? Finished. No more.

0:50:040:50:07

Where are you going?

0:50:070:50:08

-Mum, what are you going to do?

-Shut up, Liam.

0:50:110:50:14

Well, what are you going to do?

0:50:140:50:16

What I should have done from the very start.

0:50:160:50:19

-Look, she's only a few minutes late.

-So why ain't she answering the phone?

0:50:260:50:30

We can't go searching Walford for her.

0:50:300:50:32

She's probably back at the house.

0:50:320:50:34

-Rox!

-Yeah, all right, I'll be down in a minute, OK?

0:50:400:50:44

See you later, bye.

0:51:050:51:07

-Um, Lola?

-Yes?

0:51:090:51:11

I was thinking, if you're up for it,

0:51:110:51:13

I could have a word with Tanya, see if we've any more jobs going.

0:51:130:51:17

-Really?

-Cor, the day you're having, thought about buying a scratchcard?

0:51:170:51:21

I can't make any promises.

0:51:210:51:22

No, no that's all right. That's brilliant. Cheers.

0:51:220:51:25

One less person going for a job I wanted.

0:51:250:51:27

You looking for work as well?

0:51:270:51:29

Well, it's either that or selling a kidney.

0:51:290:51:31

Well, I suppose this does kind of make me the job fairy today

0:51:310:51:35

but I know of another job going, actually.

0:51:350:51:37

Tamwar is still married.

0:51:410:51:43

On paper only.

0:51:430:51:45

And what about the suitor you're meant to be setting Ayesha up with?

0:51:450:51:48

I have sent endless e-mails to Mrs Kayani, OK. I've phoned her,

0:51:480:51:52

I've left voice messages. I have heard nothing back.

0:51:520:51:55

So that means, by my reckoning, Ayesha is a free agent.

0:51:550:51:57

And you don't think her family would want a say in this?

0:51:570:52:00

Hey, all she wants is the best person for her daughter

0:52:000:52:03

and who better than my Tamwar?

0:52:030:52:05

You let me walk all the way home with that on my head?

0:52:090:52:12

You know, I was going to tell you

0:52:120:52:14

but you were busy being so wonderful saving my job.

0:52:140:52:16

And you're being so wonderful here

0:52:160:52:19

-helping me in the kitchen, aren't you?

-Hey...

0:52:190:52:21

-Yeah!

-Look at us, both wonderful. Hey!

0:52:210:52:24

Oh, I was going to ask you how you two are getting along

0:52:240:52:27

but I don't think I need to.

0:52:270:52:29

No, it's all good!

0:52:290:52:31

-Isn't it? AJ?

-Yes, wonderful.

0:52:310:52:34

I knew it. I knew if you two spent a bit of quality time together

0:52:340:52:37

you'd end up falling in love.

0:52:370:52:40

Hey, hands off, she's mine!

0:52:400:52:42

-She's a keeper, this one.

-Take your hands off her.

0:52:440:52:46

Have you seen Lola?

0:52:540:52:55

-I might have done.

-If you've seen her, Shirley...

-Where is she?

0:52:550:52:59

We just need to find her.

0:52:590:53:01

She's in there, upstairs. Why? What's the problem?

0:53:010:53:04

-Phil?

-What do you think you're playing at?

0:53:140:53:16

-Phil...

-Three hours, I said!

-I was working. I lost track of time.

0:53:160:53:19

-You're working, so you dump her in the corner?

-Phil, she's fine.

0:53:190:53:23

-What's all the fuss about?

-He was worried.

0:53:230:53:25

If I ring you, OK, you answer your phone. You got it?

0:53:250:53:27

OK. I'm sorry.

0:53:270:53:29

There's no harm done. Everyone's safe.

0:53:290:53:32

What's all this muck on her face?

0:53:320:53:33

-It's just a bit of cream.

-There's no harm done, everyone's safe.

0:53:330:53:37

Let's get you home. Come on.

0:53:370:53:39

It's fine.

0:53:390:53:40

No, no.

0:53:400:53:42

LOLA SOBS

0:53:430:53:45

-Ssh.

-I'm sorry.

-No.

-I'm sorry.

0:53:450:53:47

Hope you ain't too hungry, Shirl. They're a bit busy.

0:53:490:53:53

They just advertised that job today

0:53:530:53:54

-and they've had about 100 people through the door.

-Make it 101.

0:53:540:53:58

Thanks.

0:54:050:54:06

Don't be fooled by that avuncular exterior.

0:54:060:54:09

-Don't let him work you too hard.

-Don't worry about me.

0:54:090:54:11

-I've had worse bosses.

-Thank you. Much appreciated.

0:54:110:54:14

Incidentally, we're related,

0:54:140:54:16

so if he gives you any trouble, come to me. I'm a very good listener.

0:54:160:54:19

-Thank you.

-I'll bear that in mind.

0:54:190:54:21

-Want to take a break, darling?

-Sounds good, thanks.

0:54:210:54:23

-Seriously, anything you need to know...

-Don't worry,

0:54:230:54:26

-being behind a bar, it's like a home from home.

-OK.

0:54:260:54:30

Hey. Nice.

0:54:300:54:31

ALFIE LAUGHS

0:54:310:54:33

-Is that a bitter?

-Yes, please.

-All right, buddy.

0:54:350:54:37

-I know that face. What are you up to?

-Something.

0:54:400:54:44

You coming in New Year's Eve?

0:54:440:54:46

-Is that bird working?

-Yes, she is.

-Then I may pop in.

0:54:460:54:49

Although not as fit as you, she is quite fit, so...

0:54:490:54:52

What about you, what are you doing?

0:54:520:54:55

-I'll probably be here. It'll be all hands to the pump.

-Will it now?

0:54:550:54:59

How completely transparent of you.

0:54:590:55:01

-So it's got nothing to do with being near him...

-Hello? I work here.

0:55:010:55:04

And there was me thinking you were just the rebound girl.

0:55:040:55:07

Or as you told Alfie,

0:55:070:55:09

-this place is all about him and Kat.

-You heard that?

-Yes, I did.

0:55:090:55:13

-You earwigging my conversations?

-I don't need your approval.

0:55:130:55:16

I don't need anybody's approval. Thank you!

0:55:160:55:18

-I'm telling you as a friend. Whether that means...

-Well, don't!

0:55:180:55:22

Don't what? Don't say what everyone's thinking?

0:55:220:55:24

Tamwar and Ayesha will make a beautiful couple.

0:55:310:55:34

-And my grandkids will be gorgeous.

-Mas should know what you're up to.

0:55:340:55:38

You listen to me very carefully.

0:55:380:55:40

You'll ruin everything!

0:55:400:55:41

You can't play with people's lives. I ain't going to help you do that.

0:55:410:55:45

Oh, really? Listen to me. You and me do not like each other. Right?

0:55:450:55:49

Finally, something we agree on.

0:55:490:55:51

Yeah. And we don't want to spend any more time together than we have to.

0:55:510:55:54

-Exactly.

-So we pretend to be friends.

0:55:540:55:57

We just play along,

0:55:570:55:59

Masood doesn't force us to spend any more time together,

0:55:590:56:02

you can help me get Tamwar and Ayesha together.

0:56:020:56:06

And if you do that, and you do it properly,

0:56:060:56:09

I'll consider letting you stay here.

0:56:090:56:11

Everyone's happy.

0:56:120:56:14

Why does it feel like I'm about to make a deal with the devil?

0:56:170:56:20

Better the devil you know.

0:56:200:56:21

It's just in here. Like I said,

0:56:300:56:32

it's really nothing to do with me, all right?

0:56:320:56:34

It's all my uncle's dodgy stuff.

0:56:340:56:36

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