31/12/2012 EastEnders

MOBILE RINGS

HE SIGHS

-What's that?

-This? Oh, this - this is... This is for later.

-Hey, did you send the invites out to everyone?

-Mission complete.

-Oh, look at you two, getting on, that's what I like to see.

-Indeed.

I knew it'd work out.

Without your help, Mas, I would never have seen her for the woman

she truly is. Huh?!

-See, I knew you'd see sense in the end. Good.

-You joker!

THEY LAUGH

-What was that?!

-Just sharing the love.

IMITATES HIM: "Just sharing the..."

If Masood finds out then this is over, OK?

Now if you want to stay here, you help me with Tamwar and Ayesha and

you help me make this the party of the century, do I make myself clear?

-Completely.

-Good.

HE CHUCKLES

-Now if he kicks off again...

-No.

-He's just worried about the christening...

-And I'm not?!

He didn't mean it, Lola... And this time tomorrow it's all about Lexi...

Yeah? Come on.

Ain't it bad luck to take these down early?

I'll take my chances.

Oh, you need to have a word with Jay and Cora about tomorrow,

-they can be godparents.

-Seriously?

-Yeah.

Sort it out with them, make sure they know what they're doing.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, course. Thanks. Where's Lexi?

-She's asleep in the kitchen.

-Can...

-Don't wake her up though, yeah?

So, what brought this on? Why the big turnaround?

You know Mum, she'd only stick her oar in, wouldn't she?

-You all right about it?

-Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm fine.

-Phil, it's Lexi.

She's got a rash, she's covered in it.

-See, I told you it weren't a bad idea.

-£40 game consoles to a bargain stall...

-DOORBELL

-I'll get it.

No, it's all right I'll get it.

-I'm popping round to Alice, see if she wants to come round later.

-Mum, I can explain.

-What?

-It's about Derek.

Right, I'm coming with you.

No, you've already had your time this week.

-It might be something serious.

-Phil...

-No, no, she ain't coming.

I've already bent the rules, haven't I, and she messed up.

From now on, it's by the book, right? Come on.

So what, you want me to go to a party where there's no alcohol?

-She's a friend!

-She's a nightmare!

-Without her, you wouldn't have this place.

-Wait now, man, I thought we were all going to the Vic?

-Dee!

Ray's going to be working, so what you going to do, eh?

-Go to the Vic, with the hump or are you going to come out and have some fun?

-Fun? With Zainab?

I've told AJ we're going now, so we're going.

Right, I'm going to go and sort out my outfit and I suggest you two do the same!

-New Year's with the Masoods.

-Mmmm.

-It's true what they say, innit?

2012 - end of the world. Cheers.

Psst. Hey! Have you seen this.

-Come here...

-Just put them up. What are you doing?

-So sweet.

-What are you up to?

-Nothing.

Everything I can to make sure this party is what you want,

'the party of the century'. Good.

OK, come on, people! We have three - THREE hours to get ready. Hurry up!

TAM AND AYESHA CHAT AND LAUGH

All right? All set for tonight?

I will be once I've blown this lot up.

You want to give those to Alfie, he's full of hot air.

-Whereas you're just a smooth talker?

-Opinion's divided on that I think.

-Well, I like to make my own mind up about people.

-Do you?

I'm in tonight, I'll buy you a drink.

-What kind of rash is it?

-I don't know, just a rash.

-She'll be fine.

Don't forget, her godfather's looking out for her now.

Phil, just calm down for a minute?!

-Hey! How stupid are you?!

-Oi...

-What's your problem?!

That rash, yeah? There was me thinking I'd done something to her.

-That there was something wrong with her.

-What's wrong with her?

-YOU! You're what's wrong with her.

She's five months and you smothered her in that coconut cream at the salon! She had an allergic reaction.

-What?! Where is she, I want to see her.

-You're going nowhere near her, you've done enough damage!

-Yeah, well things will be different when I get her back.

-IF! If you get her back.

Come on, Phil, that's a bit out of order!

Lo, it's all right, darling.

Come here, it's all right.

It's all right.

It's all right.

Why didn't you tell me?

I didn't want to give you anything else to worry about.

-Do all the kids know?

-Well, Liam was trying to sell some of it...

-What?!

That's why I went to the Old Bill. To get it away from us.

-And now it's gone!

-What?! So Liam was trying to sell Derek's dodgy gear?!

Well, he was but I've found out and I've stopped it...

Well, what about him and all the stuff disappearing?

I've asked him about that. He said he never touched it.

He swore to me he had nothing to do with it!

Yeah, and Derek swore to me that he'd get rid of everything in the first place.

Must have thought I was a right idiot.

LIAM'S PHONE RINGS

Hello?

Yeah, job done - how many more we got?

Oi! Kim! Shift it!

There's others that want to get ready here as well, you know?!

I mean, what is she up to up there? It'll be 2014 before she emerges.

Well, I think she's planning a bit of chaos tonight.

Yeah? Well, she may not be the only one.

Mm-hm. Maybe tonight is the night, Mr Right'll be waiting for you.

-At Zainab's?!

-Mmm.

-I don't think so.

-I don't see why not.

No, I'm just going out there to have a little bit of fun!

That's if my flamin' sister gets her backside out the bath!

-Lemons, yeah?

-Please.

-All right?

-Oh, you all right, sweetheart?

OK, so I'm just going to get a card for the Christening...

Right, so I'll get you one as well...

Or you can just sign mine if you want...

-You are going?

-Probably...

-I dunno... Listen, I'll probably be on duty. I dunno.

-Yes, you will.

-You will. Ian, you up for a party later?

-Yeah.

I'm going to go to the Masoods' first, but I should be in for Big Ben yeah.

-OK, brilliant, I'll see you later, yeah?

-Yeah.

-I think that's the point at which you should have said you'd go with her tomorrow.

-Cheers.

-What do you mean he threatened her?

-He told her she wouldn't get Lexi back.

-He kicked off with everyone.

-Something's not right.

-Yeah him,

why can't you see he's a bully.

I'm not doing this now, Jack, I do not want a row.

Yeah, well, funnily enough, neither do I.

Yeah, I'm sorry.

I know you've got a lot on your mind. With Derek and everything.

Come on, babe, I don't want to start New Year like this.

Yeah, well neither do I. Sorry.

Well, I've got staff who's covering everything at work tonight.

So let's go out and celebrate, yeah...

-I'm not really a New Year's Eve party type of bloke.

-Well, that was before you met me.

I'm thinking me and you, some balloons, some fizz.

-We'll have a great time, yeah?

-Yeah.

-Come here.

MUSIC PLAYS

Wow. You look beautiful.

-Thank you...

-Zee, you know...

-Oh, don't you look lovely. Don't they?

DOORBELL Our first guests.

OK, Masood serviettes, Tamwar food, Ayesha drink.

It's not fancy dress, is it?

You..!

-Peggy's not coming? Why not?

-She just ain't.

-Oh, Phil, she knows what this means to you.

It's tomorrow, for crying out loud. She better have a damn good reason.

I told her about you helping out and being involved.

She text me this, this morning.

Well, one thing about Peggy, she speaks her mind.

I know you two don't get on... but she could have been there.

-She could have come.

-Look, we're going to have a lovely day,

we're not going to let her spoil it.

This is supposed to be a family christening.

-You know, I got Billy and Roxy. That's great, innit.

-And me.

You got me and I promise you, I am going nowhere.

TEXT MESSAGE BEEP

It's Jack...

-I better go. So we'll see you in the Vic later, yeah?

-No, I don't know.

-No! You WILL be in the Vic later or I'll come and find you. Deal?

-Deal.

See you later.

How many more times have I got to tell you? It wasn't me!

No, Derek, spent most of his life inside, kids he never saw...

Endless lies.....

I watched him break my mum's heart time and time again.

Is that what you want, Liam? D'you want to break your mum's heart?

I'm sorry, Mum.

It's all right, it's done now.

Swear on my life you don't know where the stuff is?

I swear.

Hey, so how come you didn't fall for the fancy dress thing then?

I have...

-I've come as a Hatman.

-I don't believe this.

-You want some?

-Great minds.

-What are you two like?

-It's a party, Dee.

-Will you stop?!

Hello. Do you have any drinks? Ayesha's made the most wonderful fruit punch.

DOORBELL Mas, AJ, door, more guests.

-No, thanks, I'm OK.

-Yeah, me too.

-What?

-Yes, well, I'd love some. Thank you.

-It's lovely you know.

I might have made another bit of a mistake with an invite.

-Hi.

-Hello.

Listen, the last thing Ian needs is to be made fun of.

-Who's making fun of him?

-AJ!

-I thought you weren't drinking.

-Live long and prosper.

-Something tells me that I might just need it.

We have to get Tamwar and Ayesha alone together.

If you come up with a good plan let me know.

I've got a good plan, leave them be.

DOORBELL RINGS

Excuse me.

Happy New Year.

Oh, well that is just charming... She's got some front, I'll give her that.

Well I wouldn't want to be in here if she's still about when Tanya gets back.

Oh, I don't know, might be worth a ring side seat. Hey, you came then?

Well, you told me I had to, besides it's my boozer, innit.

-You don't have to be on your own you know.

-Is that right?

You've got family just around the corner,

they're probably too scared to come in in case you kick off again.

Just don't be too stubborn to say sorry, Phil.

-Has that got my name on it, Jack?

-Yes, all over it.

-Oh, all right?

-You all right.

Yeah, yeah, just getting, you know, ready for a mad night.

-I've just come to be with Tommy for a little while.

-Yeah, course.

Jean's upstairs with him. They're having like a New Year's Eve

nursery party, Amy, Dennis, Lexi and Scarlett.

-Did he have a good birthday?

-Yeah, yeah he did. He had a good birthday.

I've never been to a party like this before.

No, funnily enough, neither have I.

-There's more food, I can always come back...

-No, you're all right.

Happy New Year.

-Happy New Year.

-You all right?

So, you know, we don't have to stay long, you know - if you don't want.

We could go somewhere a little bit more quiet.

-No, no, I like it, it's different, innit.

-Yeah. yeah...

Oh, look, there's Tam. Hello.

-Not staying?

-No, there's only so much fun a girl can have.

But thanks for the supplies.

How dare she...! Hello. How dare she!

She comes to our party, she eats our food, she steals our food.

And then she says that we're not having fun. Fun!

I will show her fun. Hello, would you like some more to eat?

-Please, hold the tray, help yourself. Fattyboy!

-Yes?

Make sure people have drinks, OK? Please. Fun, everyone have fun.

-Good?

-Good call, Spock.

-Grit your teeth.

-Boldly go where no man....

-Shhhhh, you'll get us rumbled.

-More, more, more.

-No, no!

-THEY LAUGH

IAN COUGHS

-THEY LAUGH

-Listen, if you're going to croak, do it outside.

Zainab hates a messy floor.

You all right?

Better?

THEY LAUGH

You come to tell me what I can and can't do even

when I'm not with Lexi?

-I ain't come for a row.

-That's a shame.

-What do you want, Phil?

-Maybe I overreacted.

-Just a tad.

And said some things that I shouldn't have done...

Maybe I was out of order.

So we're all right then? Are we?

You tell me.

But Zee, it's not technically your job, is it now, so....

Well, come on, we all know it is. Please, can I have my job back?

OK, so great, you want me to sack your son, do you?

Yeah, he'll be fine. Soon he's going to have other things on his mind.

-I'm at a party, so...

-Have I got my job back or not?

-Yes, yes...

-Yes?

Yes, you can have it. Have it. And while you're at it, you know what, have my job as well!

Really? Joking!

-You all right?

-Me? I'm... I'm good... I'm...

at a party in London... And I like Cherryade...

SHE GIGGLES

I feel weird.

-HE SNIFFS

-Oh!

-OK, you're drunk.

-No. No, I've never, ever had alcohol.

-OK.

-Ever.

Just need to get you some fresh air.

Just drink that.

You've got a very kind face, you have.

Squidge, squidgy, oh, kind face.

I like your face.

Yeah, just...

There we go.

-There you go. On the house...

-There you go folks, Happy New Year.

-Cheers. And thanks for Cora and Jay...

-What's all this about?

-Phil's guilt.

-Well I'll drink to that.

-Phil. Well done.

Here, Rox, listen, sweetheart, I've been thinking, all right...

-Yeah, what about?

-Well, we kind of have to...

-we kind of have to do what we feel is right, OK?

-Yeah...

Listen, you can say no if you want...

But I'd really like it if you and Amy moved in here with me.

-Us? Move in?

-Yeah.

Listen, if you think it's a bit, you know, then...

Alfie... Alfie... Yeah.

-Yeah?

-Yeah, we'd love to.

Wow! Yeah.

-Wow, yeah 2013, it's going to be the best year yet.

-Alfie!

It's all right, sweetheart, won't be long.

Right. OK, you lucky people, who's next?

OK, who's next?

-How about that drink then?

-I'm busy at the moment.

-Come on, let me take you away from all this.

-Sorry, sweetheart, I'm married.

That's funny, so am I.

PARTY MUSIC PLAYS AJ, AJ! Quickly, come and see...

HOUSE PHONE RINGS

-Mrs M!

-What?

-It's the phone...

So take a message, Fattyboy!

LAUGHING AND CHEERING IN THE BACKGROUND

-AJ here, now....

-Mr and Mrs Kabani?

Kayani, Midday tomorrow... OK, yeah...

< GUESTS DOING THE HOKEY COKEY AJ, come here!

-I'm missing the hokey cokey.

-Shh. See.

Us, you and me, we created that magic...

SHE RETCHES AND COUGHS

Will do. Happy New Year to you too.

OK, so where was we?

-Well, I was just about to say that Cora's out and....

-Mmm, so...

In out, in out, Everybody's out.

Exactly, but well it's not just here we can do the hokey cokey, is it?

-No, it is not. Shall we...?

-Mm-hm.

-Yeah?

FATS GIGGLES

What's he up to? The big turnaround about the godparents?

-I mean, that's not his style.

-It's not down to him, Jack.

-What do you mean?

-It's Peggy, she's told him she's not going to be there tomorrow, it's out of his hands.

-I gave Alice a call but she don't fancy coming over.

-Cheers.

-She all right?

-Yeah, she just wants a quiet night.

-If you want to go out, I'll look after the kids.

-No, I'm fine.

I was really tempted, Mum, you know. Just to have some money for once...

-You know, for the kids...

-You did the right thing.

I was wrong about Liam, it must have been just some chancer. I'm sorry.

-He's a good boy.

-Yeah, he is.

I'm really proud of you.

TEXT MESSAGE BEEP

BIANCA'S DOOR BELL RINGS

Oh, hello.

-I'm not too late, am I?

-Aw! Come here.

-HE RINGS THE BELL

-OK, folks, we're nearly there, so get your glasses filled up!

Trace, turn it up, turn it right up, darling.

So, seeing as I'm moving in, are you going to be my plus one tomorrow? MUSIC TURNS UP

It would be my pleasure. So are we ready for the big countdown?!

-CHEERING

-I said are we ready for the countdown?!

CHEERING

-I knew it, such a match....

-How deluded are you?

You can't keep sticking your oar in. "Oooh, I saved the day!

-"Ooh, the party, Tamwar, Ayesha..." It never stops.

-Yeah?

Well, excuse me for wanting everything to be perfect.

-No, I'm not playing. I'm telling Mas...

-Listen.

-You do and you are out.

-Zee.

-Ah, Mas, we should hand out...

-you know, drinks to all the guests.

-Zee, will you listen to me for a second.

-Mas, there's something you should know.

-Not now, AJ.

-Yeah, not now AJ, because we have guests, we have a party. We are having lots of fun,

-OK? All right.

So why don't we hand out some food... You should hand out some food....

Stop it, will you just stop worrying about this party

and telling everyone what to do for two minutes!

I've been trying to get you on your own all day!

I don't care now, I don't care who hears, all right...

-I got this this morning.

-What's this?

Ahem... It's the confirmation details.

For what?

For our booking for the registry office.

ALL: Awwww.

I hope you've got Valentine's Day free.

-Really?

-Really.

ALL: 10... 9... 8... 7...

6... 5...

4... 3... 2... 1...

BIG BEN CHIMES

CHEERING

-Happy New Year!

-Happy New Year.

-Happy New Year.

CHEERING

Happy New Year.

CHEERING

Happy New Year, everyone.

This is the best party ever.

-Three cheers for Zee and Mas. Hip hip...

-ALL: Hooray!

-Hip hip...

-ALL: Hooray!

-Hip hip...

-ALL: Hooray!

Yeah, man!

You made any New Year's resolutions yet?

-Not to see your ugly mug would be a good start.

-I have...

This time next year, Sharon is going to be mine.

# For the sake of auld lang syne

# For auld lang syne, my dear

# For auld lang syne

# We'll take a cup o' kindness yet

# For the sake of auld lang syne

# For auld lang syne my dear... #

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