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Getting stuck in, Dot? | 0:00:44 | 0:00:47 | |
They're not mine. | 0:00:52 | 0:00:54 | |
-I haven't got 'em. -You know what that means, don't you? | 0:00:58 | 0:01:01 | |
Oh, great. Great. Why don't you go round there and pick them up? | 0:01:01 | 0:01:04 | |
Why don't you introduce yourself while you're there? | 0:01:04 | 0:01:06 | |
Joey, go and make yourself useful, will ya? | 0:01:06 | 0:01:08 | |
All right. See ya. | 0:01:08 | 0:01:10 | |
You going to get dressed today or what? | 0:01:13 | 0:01:16 | |
You know you make it very hard for me and your mum | 0:01:16 | 0:01:18 | |
to be proud of you, Lauren. | 0:01:18 | 0:01:19 | |
Oh, thanks. | 0:01:19 | 0:01:21 | |
When was the last time you had a shower? | 0:01:21 | 0:01:23 | |
Hello, dar... | 0:01:25 | 0:01:27 | |
I got enough on my plate without the latest Lauren drama. | 0:01:27 | 0:01:30 | |
We need to talk about Kirsty. | 0:01:30 | 0:01:31 | |
-Babe, can we do it later? I got to make this phone call. -Max! | 0:01:31 | 0:01:34 | |
Hang on. | 0:01:34 | 0:01:36 | |
Hello, mate. You all right? | 0:01:36 | 0:01:38 | |
It isn't funny. | 0:01:38 | 0:01:40 | |
No, it's not. It's hilarious. | 0:01:40 | 0:01:42 | |
She's your granddaughter. | 0:01:42 | 0:01:45 | |
Thanks for pointing that out, Dot, | 0:01:45 | 0:01:47 | |
but I don't think Alzheimer's has set in just yet. | 0:01:47 | 0:01:51 | |
Where are you going? | 0:01:51 | 0:01:53 | |
Work. | 0:01:53 | 0:01:55 | |
Work? | 0:01:55 | 0:01:56 | |
Oh, hello, Mrs Branning. Um. | 0:02:00 | 0:02:04 | |
We haven't properly met yet, which is funny, | 0:02:04 | 0:02:07 | |
seeing as I live in your house. | 0:02:07 | 0:02:09 | |
Yes, highly amusing. | 0:02:09 | 0:02:12 | |
I'm Poppy. | 0:02:12 | 0:02:14 | |
How do you do? | 0:02:14 | 0:02:16 | |
KNOCK ON DOOR | 0:02:16 | 0:02:17 | |
Mrs B? Mrs B! I haven't seen you in so long. | 0:02:23 | 0:02:27 | |
It's so good to see you. I have missed you so much. | 0:02:27 | 0:02:31 | |
Oh, my goodness. Look at you. You are looking good. | 0:02:31 | 0:02:33 | |
And those earrings, they're looking sharp. So sharp they're dangerous. | 0:02:33 | 0:02:36 | |
-SHE LAUGHS -I've had 'em pierced. | 0:02:36 | 0:02:38 | |
It was all down to Dotty, I'll tell you about it later. | 0:02:38 | 0:02:41 | |
Oh, I've missed you, Arthur. | 0:02:41 | 0:02:44 | |
There was no need to make such a fuss of me. | 0:02:44 | 0:02:47 | |
What? | 0:02:47 | 0:02:48 | |
Still, you've bought them now, so... Thank you very much. | 0:02:48 | 0:02:52 | |
Yeah, well...of course. I mean, welcome home, Mrs B. | 0:02:52 | 0:02:56 | |
To the prettiest Poppy on the block. | 0:02:56 | 0:03:00 | |
Poppy? | 0:03:00 | 0:03:01 | |
HE CHUCKLES AWKWARDLY | 0:03:03 | 0:03:05 | |
Yes. Poppy. | 0:03:05 | 0:03:07 | |
Morning. Sleep well? | 0:03:17 | 0:03:21 | |
It's midday. | 0:03:21 | 0:03:23 | |
So it is. Would you like a tea? | 0:03:24 | 0:03:28 | |
Kettle's just boiled. | 0:03:28 | 0:03:31 | |
Or there's juice in the fridge. | 0:03:31 | 0:03:33 | |
With bits, I think, if you like bits. | 0:03:33 | 0:03:37 | |
If you don't mind them. I like it smooth. | 0:03:37 | 0:03:40 | |
But does Zainab ever listen? | 0:03:40 | 0:03:42 | |
Or at least she does and then she wilfully ignores me, | 0:03:42 | 0:03:45 | |
which isn't out of character... | 0:03:45 | 0:03:47 | |
-Ayesha, about last night... -Where's Aunty-Ji? | 0:03:50 | 0:03:53 | |
Minute Mart. | 0:03:53 | 0:03:54 | |
Kim. | 0:04:02 | 0:04:03 | |
Wait up. Kim! | 0:04:03 | 0:04:06 | |
You keep 'em. | 0:04:09 | 0:04:11 | |
Don't you like them? | 0:04:11 | 0:04:12 | |
No, no, it's not that. | 0:04:12 | 0:04:14 | |
Where am I going to put a vase of flowers when I'm homeless? | 0:04:14 | 0:04:18 | |
Mrs B hasn't chucked you out. | 0:04:18 | 0:04:20 | |
No. Not yet. But she don't like me though. | 0:04:20 | 0:04:23 | |
Oh, baby, how could she not like you, huh? | 0:04:23 | 0:04:27 | |
You did not see the way she looked at me. | 0:04:27 | 0:04:29 | |
Right, listen. Mrs B, she's just like a pussycat. | 0:04:29 | 0:04:33 | |
Yeah? You've just got to know how to stroke her. | 0:04:33 | 0:04:36 | |
Will you teach me? | 0:04:37 | 0:04:39 | |
Course. Come on. | 0:04:41 | 0:04:43 | |
Babe, please, I'm really hungry. | 0:04:43 | 0:04:44 | |
Meaning what? You're incapable of human thought? | 0:04:44 | 0:04:47 | |
-I've got work in five minutes. -I have got a job too, Max. | 0:04:47 | 0:04:49 | |
Which is exactly why we need to sort this out | 0:04:49 | 0:04:51 | |
so we can both get on with our lives. | 0:04:51 | 0:04:53 | |
-You've got to do something. -What do you mean? Like what? | 0:04:53 | 0:04:56 | |
Well, I don't know. Get on to your solicitor, threaten her, something! | 0:04:56 | 0:04:59 | |
Don't be silly. That's exactly what she wants. | 0:04:59 | 0:05:02 | |
No, Max, it's what I want. | 0:05:02 | 0:05:03 | |
DOORBELL RINGS | 0:05:03 | 0:05:05 | |
You all right, Dot? Welcome back. | 0:05:11 | 0:05:14 | |
Thank you. | 0:05:14 | 0:05:15 | |
Oh, hello, Dot. It's lovely to see you. Come in. | 0:05:15 | 0:05:18 | |
Thank you very much. Now, I'm not stopping. | 0:05:18 | 0:05:20 | |
I've come to see you as a matter of priority. | 0:05:20 | 0:05:23 | |
Oh, right. Come through. | 0:05:23 | 0:05:25 | |
Can I take your coat? | 0:05:25 | 0:05:27 | |
No, well, I don't think I'll stay for long. | 0:05:27 | 0:05:29 | |
You smell that? Beautiful. | 0:05:32 | 0:05:34 | |
Oi! Patience. | 0:05:35 | 0:05:37 | |
Never been big on that. | 0:05:37 | 0:05:39 | |
Oh, yeah? | 0:05:39 | 0:05:40 | |
Now what if I told you that this was going to be the richest, darkest, | 0:05:40 | 0:05:44 | |
finest piece of damn chocolate pudding you've ever tasted? | 0:05:44 | 0:05:48 | |
How do you know what I've tasted? | 0:05:48 | 0:05:50 | |
Oh, hello. Something tells me... | 0:05:50 | 0:05:52 | |
Just teasing. | 0:05:52 | 0:05:54 | |
Kim, hi. | 0:05:54 | 0:05:56 | |
All right? What you looking so jumpy for? | 0:05:56 | 0:05:58 | |
I haven't got a bunny up my top. | 0:05:58 | 0:05:59 | |
However, I've got a couple of puppies. | 0:05:59 | 0:06:01 | |
SHE LAUGHS | 0:06:01 | 0:06:03 | |
-What you doing here? -Clubbing, by the looks of it. | 0:06:03 | 0:06:05 | |
Was passing by and I thought I'd drop by to tell you... | 0:06:05 | 0:06:11 | |
I've got some of your stuff. | 0:06:11 | 0:06:13 | |
What stuff? | 0:06:13 | 0:06:14 | |
Stuff that belongs to you, like CDs... | 0:06:14 | 0:06:19 | |
-Keep them. -And other stuff as well. | 0:06:19 | 0:06:23 | |
So I was thinking that, if you want to pop by later, | 0:06:25 | 0:06:30 | |
I can get some wine in. | 0:06:30 | 0:06:32 | |
Look, I'm working. | 0:06:32 | 0:06:34 | |
Yeah, but I stay up late. You know that. | 0:06:34 | 0:06:36 | |
-I'll give you two some space. -There's no need for that. | 0:06:36 | 0:06:39 | |
That'd be great, yeah. | 0:06:39 | 0:06:40 | |
Look, we're not together any more, Kim. | 0:06:43 | 0:06:46 | |
I know. I know that, Ray. | 0:06:46 | 0:06:49 | |
But it doesn't mean that we can't be friends, does it? | 0:06:49 | 0:06:53 | |
So, pop round later, glass of wine. That's what friends do, innit? | 0:06:55 | 0:07:00 | |
There you go. | 0:07:04 | 0:07:06 | |
I've just been saying to Tanya, I went to visit your father. | 0:07:06 | 0:07:09 | |
Oh, yeah? | 0:07:09 | 0:07:10 | |
He's still heartbroken. His eldest, cut down at such a tender age. | 0:07:10 | 0:07:16 | |
Such a nice, generous man. Lovely manners. | 0:07:16 | 0:07:20 | |
Yeah, we're all still reeling, to be honest. | 0:07:20 | 0:07:22 | |
FLOORBOARDS CREAK | 0:07:22 | 0:07:23 | |
Lauren, is that you? Come and say hello to your Grandma. | 0:07:23 | 0:07:26 | |
Hi, Grandma. | 0:07:26 | 0:07:27 | |
Lauren. | 0:07:27 | 0:07:29 | |
-It's nice to see you, but I'm late. -Late? | 0:07:29 | 0:07:32 | |
Yeah. For a thing. | 0:07:32 | 0:07:35 | |
Lauren? | 0:07:35 | 0:07:37 | |
I'm so sorry, Dot. I'll be talking to her later. | 0:07:37 | 0:07:39 | |
Well, actually, I was hoping to see her later on by myself. | 0:07:39 | 0:07:44 | |
You know, time has taught me that death casts a long shadow | 0:07:44 | 0:07:48 | |
and Jim has made me promise on his behalf, | 0:07:49 | 0:07:53 | |
that I would take care of the whole family. | 0:07:53 | 0:07:55 | |
Starting from tonight. | 0:07:55 | 0:07:57 | |
You're all invited for a meal at 5.00 at mine. | 0:07:57 | 0:08:01 | |
You know, Jack, Carol, children, grandchildren, everyone. | 0:08:01 | 0:08:06 | |
Oh, Dot, that's a lovely gesture, but there's a lot of us though. | 0:08:06 | 0:08:09 | |
Sure you've got room? | 0:08:09 | 0:08:10 | |
I'm not talking about a banquet, Tanya, | 0:08:10 | 0:08:12 | |
I'm talking about a family gathering at a time of crisis. | 0:08:12 | 0:08:16 | |
Well, I could always sit on Jack's knee. | 0:08:16 | 0:08:18 | |
I tell you what, why don't we go to the Vic for the gathering? | 0:08:18 | 0:08:21 | |
-On Max, of course. -Yeah, or a curry? | 0:08:21 | 0:08:24 | |
Oh, no. Oh, no, them spices, they play havoc with my stomach. | 0:08:24 | 0:08:28 | |
What's wrong with the Vic? | 0:08:28 | 0:08:29 | |
Nothing. | 0:08:29 | 0:08:31 | |
Good. Right, well, that's decided then. | 0:08:31 | 0:08:33 | |
All right. Ooh, we mustn't forget Alice. | 0:08:33 | 0:08:37 | |
And Derek's son. What's his name? | 0:08:37 | 0:08:40 | |
Joey. | 0:08:40 | 0:08:42 | |
Joey. It's about time I got to know him. | 0:08:42 | 0:08:45 | |
-Rashid? I thought that was... -You think it's a bad idea? | 0:08:48 | 0:08:51 | |
No, no, I did not say that. | 0:08:51 | 0:08:53 | |
I just think it's going to take a bit of delicate handling. | 0:08:53 | 0:08:57 | |
Luckily for you, I was born with a pair of kid gloves. | 0:08:57 | 0:09:00 | |
SHE LAUGHS LOUDLY | 0:09:00 | 0:09:01 | |
Now, where did I put Rashid's mother's number? | 0:09:01 | 0:09:04 | |
Here, Ayesha, you sure you want to do this? | 0:09:06 | 0:09:09 | |
Why? | 0:09:10 | 0:09:12 | |
Cos in the real world, match making don't work... | 0:09:12 | 0:09:15 | |
No, scratch that, relationships don't work. End of. | 0:09:15 | 0:09:20 | |
Don't you listen to her, OK. | 0:09:20 | 0:09:22 | |
This isn't match making, this is finding a husband. It's different. | 0:09:22 | 0:09:25 | |
OK, are we ready? | 0:09:25 | 0:09:27 | |
I didn't want to say nothing in front of Max, | 0:09:30 | 0:09:32 | |
seeing as he's in mourning. But now I've got you... | 0:09:32 | 0:09:36 | |
-Oh, whose are those? -That is a good question. | 0:09:37 | 0:09:41 | |
And one that I would be asking your daughter | 0:09:41 | 0:09:43 | |
if she'd had the courage to face me. | 0:09:43 | 0:09:45 | |
Sorry, Dot. You've lost me. | 0:09:45 | 0:09:47 | |
Well, yesterday was not a good day. | 0:09:47 | 0:09:50 | |
Sandy had bought me one of them Sat-things, you know, so I | 0:09:50 | 0:09:53 | |
didn't get lost, and she took me so many times around a roundabout | 0:09:53 | 0:09:56 | |
that I had one of my dizzy turns. | 0:09:56 | 0:09:58 | |
When she finally got me back on track, | 0:09:58 | 0:10:00 | |
my nerves were shot to pieces and I had to stop for a cup of strong tea. | 0:10:00 | 0:10:04 | |
And you know them motorway cafes, | 0:10:04 | 0:10:06 | |
they don't know the meaning of the word strong. | 0:10:06 | 0:10:09 | |
Sorry, what's all this got to do with Lauren? | 0:10:09 | 0:10:11 | |
Well, the only thing that was getting me through | 0:10:11 | 0:10:14 | |
was the thought of being back in my own home, in my own sitting room, | 0:10:14 | 0:10:18 | |
sitting on my own sofa with a cup of strong tea. | 0:10:18 | 0:10:22 | |
And what do I find when I open the door? | 0:10:22 | 0:10:24 | |
Your daughter, sprawled on my sofa with the mystery owner of these. | 0:10:24 | 0:10:30 | |
I shall never be able to look at my anti-maccasars again. | 0:10:30 | 0:10:32 | |
Well, not until they've had a good wash. | 0:10:32 | 0:10:35 | |
I don't know what to say, Dot. | 0:10:35 | 0:10:38 | |
I know that Lauren is taking her uncle's death to heart, | 0:10:38 | 0:10:43 | |
but that is no reason why such behaviour should go unchecked. | 0:10:43 | 0:10:47 | |
Well, no. You're absolutely right, Dot. | 0:10:47 | 0:10:50 | |
Trust me, it won't. Thank you. | 0:10:50 | 0:10:52 | |
What's all that about? | 0:11:02 | 0:11:03 | |
We've got a problem. | 0:11:03 | 0:11:05 | |
Well, yes, of course. We understand, yeah. OK. Thank you. | 0:11:05 | 0:11:10 | |
Bye-bye. | 0:11:10 | 0:11:11 | |
Aunty-Ji? | 0:11:15 | 0:11:16 | |
Rashid is coming over tomorrow for tea. | 0:11:19 | 0:11:21 | |
That is not the reaction that I was expecting. | 0:11:23 | 0:11:26 | |
Just imagine, Ayesha, you could be starting your life again. | 0:11:26 | 0:11:29 | |
Imagine that. | 0:11:29 | 0:11:31 | |
I think she is. | 0:11:31 | 0:11:33 | |
I'm excited. Really. | 0:11:33 | 0:11:35 | |
It's OK to be nervous, you know. | 0:11:35 | 0:11:37 | |
No, no. I'm not nervous. It's just... | 0:11:37 | 0:11:40 | |
What will I say after last time? | 0:11:40 | 0:11:42 | |
And how will I know if I like him? | 0:11:44 | 0:11:46 | |
How will I know if he likes me? | 0:11:48 | 0:11:50 | |
Luckily for you, I am very experienced in these matters. | 0:11:50 | 0:11:53 | |
Ooh, we doing advice? Excellent, grab a pen. | 0:11:53 | 0:11:56 | |
A pen? | 0:11:56 | 0:11:57 | |
That's what you dragged me here for? | 0:12:01 | 0:12:03 | |
Dad, I don't want to go back to college. | 0:12:03 | 0:12:05 | |
Lauren, it isn't a yes or a no sort of a deal. | 0:12:05 | 0:12:07 | |
Pick a course, will ya? | 0:12:07 | 0:12:09 | |
I thought the Max Branning dictatorship ended when I was 18. | 0:12:09 | 0:12:12 | |
I've got two words for you - Dot's sofa. | 0:12:12 | 0:12:14 | |
I know you're young, I appreciate all that. | 0:12:14 | 0:12:16 | |
But you go around acting like nothing you do matters. | 0:12:16 | 0:12:19 | |
-That's what Mum does, I don't. -Prove it. Start taking life seriously. | 0:12:19 | 0:12:22 | |
And that's it? You ain't going to yell at me, or..? | 0:12:22 | 0:12:24 | |
What do you want me to do? Dock your pocket money? | 0:12:24 | 0:12:27 | |
Think we're moved on from that, Lauren, don't you? | 0:12:27 | 0:12:30 | |
You're an intelligent young woman. Just start acting like one. | 0:12:30 | 0:12:33 | |
Oh, and we've got a family dinner in the Vic, yeah? 5 o'clock. | 0:12:39 | 0:12:41 | |
Family? | 0:12:41 | 0:12:43 | |
Yep. It's all right, don't panic. Joey's off the guest list. | 0:12:43 | 0:12:47 | |
Ayesha does not need to worry about that particular type of man. | 0:12:47 | 0:12:49 | |
What particular type? They're all that type. | 0:12:49 | 0:12:52 | |
Hold on, what about the type that takes in damsels in distress? | 0:12:52 | 0:12:55 | |
Good point. | 0:12:55 | 0:12:56 | |
One, I'm not a damsel, two, I'm not in distress. | 0:12:56 | 0:13:00 | |
And three, this isn't about you, Ian. | 0:13:00 | 0:13:02 | |
Then there's Masood. He is a kind, honourable man. | 0:13:02 | 0:13:06 | |
Yes, they are not all bad, but they are all emotionally backward. | 0:13:06 | 0:13:11 | |
Hey, Masood happens to be highly intellectual. | 0:13:11 | 0:13:14 | |
They can be saying one thing to you, you know, | 0:13:14 | 0:13:16 | |
they can be going around telling the world that they love your sister | 0:13:16 | 0:13:19 | |
and then they can turn around the next minute | 0:13:19 | 0:13:21 | |
and they can be kissing you and no, that's no contradiction, is it? | 0:13:21 | 0:13:24 | |
You're confusing the poor girl. | 0:13:24 | 0:13:26 | |
Ignore her. | 0:13:26 | 0:13:28 | |
OK, to simplify, and write this down, | 0:13:28 | 0:13:31 | |
now when a man says something to you, | 0:13:31 | 0:13:36 | |
you don't take it at face value, yeah? | 0:13:36 | 0:13:40 | |
You look for the hidden meaning. All right? | 0:13:40 | 0:13:42 | |
-Are you quite finished? -I'm not even started yet. | 0:13:42 | 0:13:44 | |
-Masood. Masood, tell her. -Huh? | 0:13:44 | 0:13:46 | |
Tell her that you're one of the good guys. | 0:13:46 | 0:13:49 | |
What are we talking about? | 0:13:49 | 0:13:51 | |
Umm, I've decided to give it another go with Rashid. | 0:13:51 | 0:13:55 | |
OK. | 0:13:57 | 0:13:58 | |
-Lauren's going to college? -Yeah. -What's so funny about that? | 0:13:58 | 0:14:02 | |
You're not the only one with a brain, you know. | 0:14:02 | 0:14:05 | |
How was your biology exam? | 0:14:05 | 0:14:06 | |
Oh, I dunno. | 0:14:06 | 0:14:07 | |
I ran out of time, but I think I answered most of the questions. | 0:14:07 | 0:14:10 | |
-My knees just kept shaking. -I'm sure you did brilliantly. | 0:14:10 | 0:14:14 | |
I'm proud of the pair of you. | 0:14:14 | 0:14:15 | |
I hope you're going to take this college course more seriously | 0:14:15 | 0:14:18 | |
than your shift at Booty's. | 0:14:18 | 0:14:20 | |
You know why I walked out. Have you phoned the hospital yet? | 0:14:20 | 0:14:23 | |
Not now, Lauren. | 0:14:23 | 0:14:25 | |
You got a death wish, have you? | 0:14:25 | 0:14:27 | |
Shockingly, this weren't my idea. | 0:14:27 | 0:14:29 | |
The whole family, is it? | 0:14:29 | 0:14:31 | |
My invitation must've got lost in the post. | 0:14:31 | 0:14:34 | |
You don't normally wait for an invite. | 0:14:34 | 0:14:36 | |
Babe, why don't you go and sit down, I'll get the drinks in. | 0:14:36 | 0:14:40 | |
Come on then, jump down. | 0:14:40 | 0:14:42 | |
-Kirsty, play nice, will you? Please? -You know me, Max. | 0:14:43 | 0:14:46 | |
-Get us a large whisky, will ya? -Everything all right? | 0:14:46 | 0:14:49 | |
Yeah, yeah, it's fine. | 0:14:49 | 0:14:50 | |
I'm having scampi. | 0:14:50 | 0:14:52 | |
You do know scampi is fish? | 0:14:52 | 0:14:54 | |
Don't be stupid. It's not is it, Mum? | 0:14:54 | 0:14:57 | |
Go and ask your cousin. Here you are. | 0:14:57 | 0:14:59 | |
Oh, good. I was worried I was going to be late. | 0:14:59 | 0:15:03 | |
Is Joey coming? | 0:15:03 | 0:15:04 | |
-Nah, he was busy. -Typical. | 0:15:04 | 0:15:06 | |
Oh, great. Does anyone else want to qualify as family? | 0:15:06 | 0:15:09 | |
The Masoods? Ian Beale? | 0:15:09 | 0:15:11 | |
You getting them in, Max? Whisky. Make mine a double. | 0:15:11 | 0:15:15 | |
That's brilliant, I didn't know drinks were included. | 0:15:15 | 0:15:17 | |
-They're not, Bianca. -Oh, stop it and get your wallet out. | 0:15:17 | 0:15:21 | |
Dot. | 0:15:26 | 0:15:28 | |
THEY GREET HER | 0:15:28 | 0:15:30 | |
-Ah! -Hi, Grandma. | 0:15:30 | 0:15:33 | |
Denise, wait up. You see that? | 0:15:37 | 0:15:41 | |
That there is the fourth text message that she's sent me today. | 0:15:41 | 0:15:44 | |
You need to tell your sister to leave me alone. | 0:15:44 | 0:15:47 | |
Well, considering my sister can't stand the sight of me | 0:15:47 | 0:15:49 | |
since you dumped her, I'd say the answer to that question, | 0:15:49 | 0:15:52 | |
no, sorry, demand, is no. | 0:15:52 | 0:15:55 | |
HE SIGHS | 0:15:55 | 0:15:57 | |
All right, look, listen. | 0:15:57 | 0:15:58 | |
I don't want to hurt her feelings, all right? | 0:15:58 | 0:16:00 | |
But that girl's skin is thicker than an elephant. | 0:16:00 | 0:16:02 | |
Oi. You watch it. My sister is as sensitive as they come. | 0:16:02 | 0:16:05 | |
Exactly. I mean, you know her better than anyone, right? | 0:16:05 | 0:16:09 | |
Just think about it. Save her from making a fool of herself. | 0:16:11 | 0:16:15 | |
I mean, she's got to come round, right? | 0:16:15 | 0:16:17 | |
-Oh, yeah, just the steak please. -Dripping with blood, right? | 0:16:21 | 0:16:24 | |
No, I'll have it well done. | 0:16:24 | 0:16:26 | |
Here, isn't that my overall? Let's have a look. | 0:16:26 | 0:16:31 | |
Here, look. There's that cigarette burn in my pocket. | 0:16:33 | 0:16:36 | |
-What are you doing with it? -Comes with the job, Dot. | 0:16:36 | 0:16:39 | |
Job? At the launderette? | 0:16:39 | 0:16:41 | |
Come on, Dot. Give me a break. | 0:16:41 | 0:16:44 | |
You didn't really think Mr P was going to keep the job open | 0:16:44 | 0:16:47 | |
indefinitely, did you? | 0:16:47 | 0:16:49 | |
GLASS TINKLING | 0:16:49 | 0:16:50 | |
Right. Quiet, please, you noisy lot. | 0:16:50 | 0:16:53 | |
I'd like everyone to join me in raising their glasses. | 0:16:53 | 0:16:56 | |
-It's lovely to have Dot back. -THEY CHEER | 0:16:56 | 0:16:59 | |
Where she belongs. | 0:16:59 | 0:17:01 | |
Place hasn't been the same without you, Dot. | 0:17:01 | 0:17:03 | |
I'm not so sure of that. | 0:17:03 | 0:17:05 | |
Anyway, I'm sure that Jim would send his love, if he could. | 0:17:05 | 0:17:08 | |
And I know he'd love to be here, but there we are. | 0:17:08 | 0:17:11 | |
You know, he's very fond of his family. | 0:17:11 | 0:17:13 | |
But anyway, thank you all for coming. | 0:17:13 | 0:17:17 | |
Oh, Alice, isn't your brother joining us? | 0:17:17 | 0:17:20 | |
I can call him if you like? | 0:17:20 | 0:17:22 | |
Er, no, no. He said something else on, so... | 0:17:22 | 0:17:25 | |
Anyway, Dot, what d'you think about Sharon joining the family? | 0:17:25 | 0:17:28 | |
Think that's up to Jack to break that news, isn't it? | 0:17:28 | 0:17:30 | |
Yeah, I wasn't going to tell you in such a public forum, | 0:17:30 | 0:17:33 | |
but yes, me and Sharon, we're engaged. | 0:17:33 | 0:17:36 | |
No! Oh, Sharon. Oh, how lovely! Oh, what a beautiful ring. | 0:17:36 | 0:17:42 | |
Oh, I'm ever so pleased for you. | 0:17:42 | 0:17:45 | |
Cos life hasn't been easy for you, has it? Nor for Jack. | 0:17:45 | 0:17:49 | |
How's your little boy? How's Dennis? | 0:17:49 | 0:17:51 | |
Oh, he's not so little any more. But he's gorgeous. | 0:17:51 | 0:17:54 | |
He's terrorising Ian tonight. | 0:17:54 | 0:17:55 | |
So you'll have to come and see him. | 0:17:55 | 0:17:57 | |
Oh, I'd love to. Or you could come to mine. | 0:17:57 | 0:17:59 | |
-Oi, you going to the bar? -Yeah. -You know the drill. | 0:17:59 | 0:18:02 | |
We're a bit empty here, Uncle Max. Cheers. That'd be nice. | 0:18:02 | 0:18:06 | |
Hey, Max. | 0:18:07 | 0:18:08 | |
You and Kirsty, is that a done thing or | 0:18:09 | 0:18:12 | |
we still talking present tense? | 0:18:12 | 0:18:13 | |
-Nah, nah, nah. It's all history, innit. -Yeah? | 0:18:13 | 0:18:16 | |
So I wouldn't be knocking anyone's nose out of joint if I, you know...? | 0:18:16 | 0:18:20 | |
-No, it's all right. -Go on. Crack on. | 0:18:20 | 0:18:23 | |
Nice one. Always like to ask. | 0:18:23 | 0:18:24 | |
You know, gentleman's code n'all that. | 0:18:24 | 0:18:26 | |
Yeah, well, thought you'd had enough of that after Kim. | 0:18:26 | 0:18:29 | |
-Eh? -High maintenance. | 0:18:29 | 0:18:30 | |
You're early. Thought you were working... | 0:18:46 | 0:18:49 | |
Kim, wait. Kim, please, just five minutes. | 0:18:49 | 0:18:53 | |
I'm busy. | 0:18:53 | 0:18:55 | |
You look nice. What, you going out? | 0:18:55 | 0:18:59 | |
SHE SIGHS | 0:18:59 | 0:19:01 | |
OK, look. No, you're right, you're right. | 0:19:01 | 0:19:04 | |
I'm not going to patronise you by dressing this up. | 0:19:05 | 0:19:09 | |
So I'm just going to come out with it | 0:19:09 | 0:19:12 | |
because it's kinder than the alternative | 0:19:12 | 0:19:15 | |
and in the long run I hope that you'll be able to see that... | 0:19:15 | 0:19:21 | |
This is you coming out with it? | 0:19:24 | 0:19:26 | |
Ray came to see me. | 0:19:26 | 0:19:28 | |
Look, I know this is hard, but he's moved on. | 0:19:28 | 0:19:33 | |
What? To you? | 0:19:34 | 0:19:36 | |
No, of course not. | 0:19:36 | 0:19:38 | |
You're not totally deluded then. | 0:19:38 | 0:19:40 | |
You really think this is going to work, babe? | 0:19:49 | 0:19:51 | |
Trust me. This is going to be the start of a beautiful friendship. | 0:19:51 | 0:19:55 | |
All right? Come on. | 0:19:55 | 0:19:57 | |
S'cuse me. | 0:20:02 | 0:20:03 | |
S'cuse me. Yeah, you. | 0:20:06 | 0:20:09 | |
Can I have another glass, please? That's got lipstick on it. | 0:20:09 | 0:20:12 | |
Did another woman get there first again? | 0:20:12 | 0:20:14 | |
You going to let her talk to me like that? | 0:20:14 | 0:20:16 | |
Babe, just ignore her, will ya? | 0:20:16 | 0:20:18 | |
-You look tired, Tanya. -Excuse me? -Kirsty... | 0:20:18 | 0:20:20 | |
-Did Oscar keep you up? -Kirsty, don't do this. | 0:20:20 | 0:20:23 | |
After his bike accident, I thought he might be a bit unsettled? | 0:20:23 | 0:20:27 | |
-He's fine. -I'm glad to hear it. | 0:20:27 | 0:20:29 | |
-Good. -Poor little poppet. | 0:20:29 | 0:20:31 | |
Talk to me. | 0:20:32 | 0:20:34 | |
It was nothing, just a little scrape that's all. Jack was there. | 0:20:34 | 0:20:37 | |
Yeah. So was she, by all accounts. Why didn't you tell me? | 0:20:37 | 0:20:40 | |
Cos there's nothing to tell. | 0:20:40 | 0:20:42 | |
Come to think of it, why didn't Oscar tell me? | 0:20:42 | 0:20:44 | |
Babe, I got no idea. | 0:20:44 | 0:20:46 | |
-Did you tell him not to? -Don't be stupid. | 0:20:46 | 0:20:48 | |
Did you tell our five-year-old son to cover for you? | 0:20:48 | 0:20:51 | |
-He didn't really do anything, I mean... -Stay out of it. | 0:20:51 | 0:20:53 | |
Babe, don't be paranoid. | 0:20:53 | 0:20:54 | |
Paranoid? The woman is obsessed with you! | 0:20:54 | 0:20:57 | |
Max, you're not having another affair, are you? | 0:20:57 | 0:20:59 | |
-No, Dot, I'm not. -Who knows? | 0:20:59 | 0:21:01 | |
Strictly speaking, she's right. You are having an affair, Max. | 0:21:01 | 0:21:04 | |
With Tanya. | 0:21:04 | 0:21:06 | |
Seeing as we're the ones married. | 0:21:06 | 0:21:08 | |
It's lovely to finally meet my mother-in-law. | 0:21:09 | 0:21:12 | |
I'm Kirsty. | 0:21:14 | 0:21:16 | |
How do you do? | 0:21:16 | 0:21:17 | |
Is everything OK? | 0:21:29 | 0:21:31 | |
Masood. | 0:21:35 | 0:21:36 | |
About Rashid. Do you really think it's a good idea? | 0:21:41 | 0:21:45 | |
Well... | 0:21:48 | 0:21:49 | |
If it's what you want and you don't feel pressurised into it... | 0:21:51 | 0:21:55 | |
You think I should wait? | 0:21:55 | 0:21:57 | |
I think you should do what makes you happy, Ayesha. | 0:22:01 | 0:22:04 | |
You know, Max, I'd have thought you'd've learnt your lesson | 0:22:20 | 0:22:24 | |
with poor dear Bradley. | 0:22:24 | 0:22:25 | |
Dot, can you just give me a chance to explain? | 0:22:25 | 0:22:27 | |
And listen to more of your lies? I don't think so. | 0:22:27 | 0:22:31 | |
-Tell her, will you? -Tell her what? Frankly, I'm confused. | 0:22:31 | 0:22:34 | |
Me an' all, Max. Want to explain this one again? | 0:22:34 | 0:22:36 | |
I thought you said this was going to be boring. | 0:22:36 | 0:22:39 | |
Bianca! | 0:22:39 | 0:22:40 | |
It's simple. Uncle Max was getting married to Aunty Tanya again, | 0:22:40 | 0:22:44 | |
and then that lady turned up | 0:22:44 | 0:22:46 | |
and said she was already married to Uncle Max, so they had to | 0:22:46 | 0:22:49 | |
cancel the wedding and then Uncle Derek dropped down dead. | 0:22:49 | 0:22:52 | |
Shush, Tiffany! | 0:22:52 | 0:22:53 | |
What? She's right, that is, well, that is what happened. | 0:22:53 | 0:22:56 | |
No, it's not exactly what happened, thank you, Lauren. | 0:22:56 | 0:22:59 | |
Joey! You came. | 0:22:59 | 0:23:02 | |
Thought you were busy. | 0:23:03 | 0:23:04 | |
Come and sit down, the food's just got here. | 0:23:04 | 0:23:07 | |
Grandma Dot, this is my brother, Joey. | 0:23:07 | 0:23:11 | |
Your brother? | 0:23:13 | 0:23:14 | |
-Yeah. -What, Derek's boy? | 0:23:14 | 0:23:16 | |
Yeah. Why, what's wrong? | 0:23:16 | 0:23:18 | |
But THEY are cousins. | 0:23:19 | 0:23:22 | |
Dot, can we just do this another time, yeah, please? | 0:23:22 | 0:23:25 | |
-You knew? -Knew what? What's she talking about? | 0:23:25 | 0:23:28 | |
-Nothing, just ignore her, all right? -Are Lauren and Joey together? | 0:23:28 | 0:23:31 | |
Lauren and Joey what? | 0:23:31 | 0:23:33 | |
Seriously? | 0:23:34 | 0:23:35 | |
Lauren and Joey what, Mum? | 0:23:35 | 0:23:36 | |
Eurrgh! That's like me kissing Abi on the mouth. | 0:23:39 | 0:23:43 | |
Morgan, stop it. | 0:23:43 | 0:23:45 | |
What, no Bible quote for this one, Dorothy? | 0:23:45 | 0:23:48 | |
It isn't about religion. It's not healthy. | 0:23:48 | 0:23:51 | |
Eww! This is awful, she's going to hate it. | 0:23:59 | 0:24:02 | |
Pops, come on, babe, all right? This is her favourite. | 0:24:02 | 0:24:05 | |
One bite of this and Mrs B is going to regret | 0:24:05 | 0:24:07 | |
staying away so long, OK? | 0:24:07 | 0:24:10 | |
Makes you wonder what Max and Tanya are playing at. | 0:24:15 | 0:24:17 | |
Make sure you brush your teeth. | 0:24:17 | 0:24:19 | |
Don't try and trick me with chewing gum. | 0:24:19 | 0:24:21 | |
It's not like it's incest. They're not breaking the law. | 0:24:21 | 0:24:23 | |
It's a bit creepy though, innit? | 0:24:23 | 0:24:25 | |
Oh, come on, you can't tell me | 0:24:25 | 0:24:26 | |
you wasn't sitting there thinking the exact same thing? | 0:24:26 | 0:24:30 | |
Do you want to take your brother upstairs? | 0:24:32 | 0:24:35 | |
I'll be up in a bit. | 0:24:35 | 0:24:36 | |
You OK? | 0:24:42 | 0:24:43 | |
They're ashamed of me, aren't they? | 0:24:45 | 0:24:47 | |
Wow, if humiliating is on a scale, then what's just happened tonight | 0:24:49 | 0:24:55 | |
is so far off it, we're on another street. | 0:24:55 | 0:24:57 | |
Babe, it'll be fine, won't it? Honestly, it'll blow over. | 0:24:57 | 0:25:00 | |
That's your response to everything, innit? Head firmly in the sand. | 0:25:00 | 0:25:04 | |
About Oscar. | 0:25:08 | 0:25:09 | |
I mean, Kirsty really was just passing when he fell off his bike. | 0:25:09 | 0:25:13 | |
It's all right. I trust you. | 0:25:13 | 0:25:15 | |
Really? | 0:25:15 | 0:25:17 | |
What did Ray want? | 0:25:24 | 0:25:26 | |
What do you mean? | 0:25:26 | 0:25:27 | |
I saw you talking to him. | 0:25:27 | 0:25:29 | |
Oh, nothing. He just fancies Kirsty. | 0:25:29 | 0:25:32 | |
Really? | 0:25:32 | 0:25:34 | |
Yeah. I told him, you know, go for it. | 0:25:34 | 0:25:37 | |
High maintenance! Can't guess who told you that. | 0:25:44 | 0:25:47 | |
You saying it's not true? | 0:25:47 | 0:25:49 | |
No. Are you saying you mind? | 0:25:49 | 0:25:53 | |
No. | 0:25:53 | 0:25:54 | |
SHE GIGGLES | 0:25:54 | 0:25:56 | |
Kim? What is it? Has he said something to you? | 0:26:05 | 0:26:09 | |
If he's upset you... | 0:26:09 | 0:26:11 | |
Oh, look, just drop dead! | 0:26:11 | 0:26:12 | |
Denise? | 0:26:18 | 0:26:19 | |
I'm not a damsel in distress, Ian. | 0:26:19 | 0:26:21 | |
Do you need to stay at mine another couple of nights? | 0:26:23 | 0:26:26 | |
Thank you. | 0:26:29 | 0:26:30 | |
What is it, Arthur? | 0:26:34 | 0:26:35 | |
We've got a bit of a surprise for you, Mrs B. | 0:26:35 | 0:26:38 | |
-What? -Come through. | 0:26:38 | 0:26:40 | |
Oh, I knew you wouldn't like it! | 0:26:47 | 0:26:50 | |
It's only Fats...sorry, Arthur, Arthur said... | 0:26:50 | 0:26:54 | |
Well, he said Battenberg was your favourite and we tried to | 0:26:54 | 0:26:57 | |
follow the recipe, but it just, well, it didn't really work. | 0:26:57 | 0:27:01 | |
I do like it. It's just you didn't use enough jam. | 0:27:01 | 0:27:05 | |
That's all. That's the trick of it, you see. | 0:27:05 | 0:27:08 | |
Still, you've got plenty of time to learn... | 0:27:08 | 0:27:13 | |
since you're living in me house. | 0:27:13 | 0:27:15 | |
Oh, great. Bit of cake. | 0:27:15 | 0:27:17 | |
Missed half the meal | 0:27:17 | 0:27:18 | |
because Miss Hoity Toity here got on her high horse. | 0:27:18 | 0:27:21 | |
That family of yours is falling apart at the seams. | 0:27:21 | 0:27:24 | |
All you can do is sit back and make jokes. | 0:27:24 | 0:27:26 | |
-And it isn't funny. -At least I was here. | 0:27:26 | 0:27:29 | |
You can get out! Go on, get out. | 0:27:29 | 0:27:33 | |
You've stepped into me shoes at the launderette. | 0:27:33 | 0:27:35 | |
You make a pigsty of my house, but I'm back now and I won't stand it. | 0:27:35 | 0:27:38 | |
So you've got your marching orders. | 0:27:38 | 0:27:40 | |
You can pack your bags and you can get out of my house! | 0:27:40 | 0:27:44 | |
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