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Oh, Oscar, will you, please, stop whining?

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Your schoolbag's in the front room.

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Thank you.

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That's your dad's credit card.

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For the BTEC Media course you're starting next week.

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Do you remember that college you're going to go to?

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Well, you'll need books, won't you?

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Is this how it's going to be?

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-How what's going to be?

-Talking but not talking.

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We are talking.

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PHONE RINGS

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Cup of coffee to take away, please.

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No sugar, no disapproving looks.

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Ran out of lipstick. Had to buy a new one.

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I didn't say anything.

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You said plenty. You always do.

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How are things?

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Well, that's my business, isn't it?

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You know where I am.

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Cheers.

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There you go.

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Nice hot cuppa.

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-I've decided today is going to be D-Day.

-D-Day?

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Dot Day. You're going to sit back while I make a big fuss of you.

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Oh, no, you're not!

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I told you you're out of here by today.

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DOORBELL RINGS

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Well, you should've thought of that before.

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Before you turned my house into a rubbish dump.

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Ian!

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Welcome home, Dot.

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Ian, have a word with her. She can't just throw me out.

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She's had fair warning, Ian.

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Dot's spoken.

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Oh, my aching feet.

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At last. Here you go, start writing.

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What's this?

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-The wedding invites. I need them done today.

-So, do them.

-No.

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Some of us need to be at the Minute Mart creating a good impression.

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Where's Tamwar?

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He's out with Kamil. Here. Start scribbling.

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No Brannings, then?

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No. After what they've been up to lately?

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I bet everyone's out there talking about it.

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I didn't stop to ask.

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Anything I can help with?

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No, I've got it all covered, thank you.

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Yeah, he says that but there's food needs preparing,

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the house needs tidying.

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And, you two, I want it sparkling.

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Rashid's coming over.

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It's today?

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Maybe I'd better help.

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Say cheese.

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Cheese!

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Oh, there you go.

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D'you know, this really ain't studying for your exams, Abs.

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I just needed to get out of the house.

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I've got my English lit tomorrow and I can't take anything in.

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It's like there's this horrible atmosphere there all the time.

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Cheers for that.

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Someone broke into the Arches last night,

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-smashed the lock and everything.

-How was she?

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She was great. I can watch her for a bit longer if you want.

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Ain't got to be at work till later, so...

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Nah, I'm going to take her out.

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You sure? I really... I don't mind.

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How's my girl, eh? How's my girl?

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Did you miss Daddy Phil? Did you?

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Yeah?

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So, you're back on the stall, then?

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Like your father and your grandfather before you.

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Yeah.

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Yeah, I guess it's come full circle, hasn't it?

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Look, I really should be getting back.

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I only told Denise I'd be a few minutes.

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Oh, what a shame.

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Still, it's good of Denise, you know, to cover for you.

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Well, she owes me.

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I'm letting her stay at mine at the moment.

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Happy now?

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Happier.

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You know I'm homeless.

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You made yourself homeless.

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Well...

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What can I say?

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It's been...

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..biblical.

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Dot, it's great to have you back.

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It's a pity that Cora was so irresponsible.

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I mean, you'd have thought she'd have known better at her age.

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It made me want to turn round and go straight back where I come from.

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No, no, no. Not a chance, I am not letting you go again.

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Do you think I was right to come back?

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Cos now I'm here, I see why I left in the first place.

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You mean Joey and Lauren?

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Oh, dear, they must be in a state.

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-Well, perhaps someone should go round there.

-What me?

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Well, yeah.

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I wouldn't know what to say.

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Well, look, you've sorted this house out, OK?

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So, why don't you go round there and sort that house out?

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You're Dot.

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So have you got any advice on what makes a relationship work?

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Er...

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Finding a good man. That's about 90% of it.

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Denise said it's about being honest,

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but sometimes you have to look hard to find the honesty.

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She would say that - you haven't met her exes.

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To be honest, relationships are about two people clicking.

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Like...

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two pieces of a jigsaw snapping together perfectly.

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I like that.

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Did you make it up?

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Hi, I forgot my phone.

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Regional office said they might call, could be about the job.

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I'll be back at lunch time.

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I'll... I'll come with you.

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Huh, to the Minute Mart?

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Yeah, I'll just get changed. Got to post these.

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Oh, my little postie, postieman!

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He's so adorable sometimes, isn't he? See you!

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You're not answering your phone then, no?

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I wanted to.

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I did.

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Look, Lauren, you know, I'd like to hide away an' all.

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To have a place where I can just lock everyone out, but I don't.

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DOORBELL RINGS

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Lauren, there ain't anyone out there you want to talk to, trust me.

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BANGING ON DOOR

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I'll call you, yeah?

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You don't need to. I'm right here, ain't I?

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BANGING ON DOOR

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Please?

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BANGING ON DOOR

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Oh, Lauren, I'm so glad you're in. How are you?

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I'm so ashamed.

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I am so very, very ashamed.

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Oh, right.

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Well, listen, I need to go get some college books...

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No, no. I mean, I'm ashamed of myself.

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Cos I should have come back sooner.

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I mean, you're Jim's family.

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I should've been here, looking after you, caring for you.

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Thank you.

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Soon, it'll be as if it never happened.

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What do you mean?

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Time is a great healer, you want to hang onto that.

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See, for a minute there, I thought you actually cared.

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Oh, I do. I do care.

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And I know the root cause of it all. It's the sins of the fathers.

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It's visiting the iniquities of the fathers upon the children,

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even unto the third and fourth generation.

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That's Numbers, chapter 14, verse 18.

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Right, well, I need to get on, so...

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Look, things like this only make us stronger and wiser.

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They show us the paths we should take,

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as much as the paths that we shouldn't.

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Did you have to hit them speed bumps so hard?

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You could've done permanent damage to Denny's neck. Come on, darling.

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Well, I tell you what.

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Let's run him to the hospital, get him checked out, eh, Denny?

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Very funny, very amusing.

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Right, I'm off to see Lexi.

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So why don't you watch a nice DVD with Jack, yeah? Love you.

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See you.

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Not in here.

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Kim's rules.

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Nice touch.

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Oh, yeah, more of Kim's rules.

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She told me to make the place more welcoming.

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That's the sort of welcome I could do with.

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Any chance of putting a freebie through the books?

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You've got a home.

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Not any more. Long story.

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How about it?

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-I could. But...

-But?

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I'm not liking the but, Patrick.

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Look, Kim is on the warpath about collecting rent up front.

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A few people did a runner, you know.

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I can pay on payday.

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I just can't do it. I mean, she's checking up every single day.

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I mean, it's not my rule.

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Lauren.

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Just don't.

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Don't what?

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Whatever you're going to say, just don't say it.

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I can't just ignore it.

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You're going to have to, aren't you?

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Have you spoken to Joey?

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Yes. And no.

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And?

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And what?

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And what are you going to do now?

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I don't think it's any of your business, Alice.

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I'm not judging you.

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Ain't you?

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It's just hard to get my head round.

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Careful!

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Sorry.

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The Vic's open, innit?

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Hope so. I'm due in at 12.

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You left these behind.

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I still can't believe you're working in here.

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Oh, hello.

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It's all right, I'll pick my stuff up later.

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Listen, I've got to go, I'm a bit busy.

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You're popular.

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You'll be in my grave next.

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As long as it's rent free.

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Another one?

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Actually, have you got a bin?

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Fill your boots.

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Two things, can I have another vodka and coke,

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and can you tell people to stop staring at me?

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I could just turn off the lights and plunge you into darkness.

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Yeah, that could work.

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Or I could make you a coffee and hide you out the back.

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Excuse me.

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Could I have another one of these, please?

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You don't want to appear too keen,

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but then you don't want to appear too cold, either.

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The really important thing, Ayesha, is that you must get what you want

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from the man before he gets what he wants.

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That is the golden rule.

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It lays the foundation for a lifetime of female dominance.

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Hey, you took your time. What? Were you hand delivering them?

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I got chatting.

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Oh, no, you don't.

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I've done all the preparation, and now you and Ayesha can finish it off.

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You are allowed a lunch break.

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No, not when I'm trying for the regional manager's job.

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No, I'm not spending my free time with that Dexter, right?

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Not tonight, not any night. No. Right? It's a no.

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You know the worst thing about love?

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We all want it.

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But when we get it, it usually goes totally wrong.

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Are you trying to be nice?

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Well, I don't want you slumped there like that. It's bad for business.

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All right, then. I'll go.

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I'm only joking.

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Of course I'm being nice. Can't help it, I'm a lovely person.

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You sure this is a good idea?

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We've got to come in sometime, haven't we?

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We ain't going to just hide away.

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Do you want to get away from my daughter?

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-We were just chatting.

-Well, the chat's over.

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Please, babe, we've had one big scene in here already this week.

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-At least she talks to me.

-What?

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Well, I'm here now. You want a natter,

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we'll go home, pop the kettle on and have a little chat, you and me.

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-It's too late.

-What?

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Lauren, your mum's trying her best here.

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-Yes, and I don't want it.

-I don't think she means it.

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Do you want to keep out of this?

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Lauren.

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Fine.

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I'll see you later. We'll talk then.

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I was only trying to help.

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What you doing?

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Ow!

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Sorry, Abs. Sorry.

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Yeah, so, anyway, Jay wants to go out tonight.

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Well, he said, "No." Like a total "no",

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but I'm saying "yes" so he'll do as he's told.

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Abs, I thought you had an exam?

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Well, yeah, if I don't know it all by now, then I never will.

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You fancy coming? We're only going to the cafe.

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No, ta, don't want to be a tag along.

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No, you won't be. I'm inviting Dexter.

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Your cousin? I thought you said Jay hated him though.

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Well, he can stop hating him. One bad atmosphere's enough.

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Oh!

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I got a better idea.

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So, what do you think?

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Lovely.

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No, I meant about tonight. He might be the one.

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I've only met him the once. And that wasn't as good as it could've been.

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Yeah, well, let's just make sure it's different this time, yeah?

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Let's hope it all works out.

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Steady.

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You need to go home.

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You were told to stay away from me.

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Do I look like someone who does as they're told?

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Come on, you must have somewhere you can go.

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A friend's.

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No.

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Look, it's pretty quiet in here, I'll get Tracey to cover for me.

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Why would you do that?

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Told you, I'm lovely.

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Are you going to go on avoiding me every time you see me?

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I didn't, Dot. I had things to do.

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Jay.

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I need to talk about her.

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I need to talk about Heather.

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Well, it's all been said.

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Not to me it hasn't.

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It won't change things.

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Course it won't.

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But it's coming up for a year now.

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And I need to know why.

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What really happened that night, Jay?

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You know what happened.

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No, I don't. Nobody has sat me down, nobody's looked me in the eye,

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nobody's told me why.

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Do I have to do this?

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No.

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No, I'm just saying, you know, it might help me.

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But, of course, you don't have to do it.

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Not if you don't want to.

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Two seconds, that was all.

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One to pick up the frame and the other to hit her with it.

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It was a blur. I could never have stopped him.

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Yes, but why?

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Why did Ben do it? Why?

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Ben thought that Heather was the one who grassed him up.

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And she wasn't. He lost his temper and I should have grabbed him

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but I just couldn't get there.

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I mean, it's all I think about.

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What if she'd been further away from him,

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or what if he'd had to reach further to get the frame?

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I mean it's fractions, innit?

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That's all it is. Just fractions.

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And I failed her, Dot.

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I let Heather down.

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No, course you didn't.

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Look, can I go now?

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Only I know you're going to hate me but I just can't do this.

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I don't hate you.

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I feel sorry for you, cos you've all suffered.

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And I'm very sorry that I've had to bring it all back to you.

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But we have to remember Heather, you know, in a good way.

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We've got to remember her for all the good things

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that made her what she was.

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What happened weren't your fault, Jay.

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Have you booked me a room or something? Cos I do have the money.

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Yeah, well, save it. But not for booze.

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Still don't understand why you're doing this.

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You get any of my calls?

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My phone was off.

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You like this with your customers?

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Mum, I'm not in the mood.

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You're going to have to be. I'm homeless.

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What? What have you done now?

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It's Dot, she's weird. I need my space.

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Which is your way of saying she's kicked you out, again.

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Tomato. AMERICAN PRONUNCIATION: Tomato.

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I don't know how this my problem.

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Right.

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So you've done this before, yeah?

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Yeah.

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This might be more your thing, you see.

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But whatever you do, you must not tell your mum. All right?

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Don't tell your mum.

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Come on then.

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Come on then.

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-Oh!

-Jack?

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That's what I'm talking about.

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You got me in a fight, didn't you?

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You got me!

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-I saw Lauren earlier.

-Yeah, me too.

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-She seemed a bit...

-I know.

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I wish you'd told me about you two.

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Come off it, Alice. You've seen how everyone reacted.

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How did it start?

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Alice, please.

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You've got your pick of girls, Joey.

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And I picked her. All right?

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I've fallen for her, Al.

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Look, I didn't want to, I didn't go looking for it,

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but I can't hide from it, can I?

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It sounds like you're in love.

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Yeah.

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Yeah, might be.

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You've finally found someone?

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OK, well, there's issues,

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but it's not wrong.

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If you're happy, then I'm happy.

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You don't want to run outside and tell everyone else that, do you?

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Never know, they might listen to you.

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All right?

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You look different.

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Different? What, different in a good way or a bad way?

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A good way, obviously.

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Nice one, Abi.

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No, it'll be fine, I promise.

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You all right?

0:20:010:20:02

You all right with this?

0:20:050:20:07

Are you?

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I tell you what. I'll say it for both of you.

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Yeah, you're all right with it. You boys happy now?

0:20:100:20:14

Well?

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No problems here.

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Hi. She's just through here.

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Hello.

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Hey!

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Hi.

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She looks amazing, doesn't she?

0:20:290:20:31

Yeah.

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Incredible, right?

0:20:320:20:34

She does.

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Rashid, would you like to have some dinner?

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That would be great.

0:20:380:20:39

You do all this?

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Yeah, she did. She's an amazing cook. And she's...

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Yeah.

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What are you doing?

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Trying to make it work.

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It's fine!

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Thanks.

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But you should stay well away.

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We're not a family people usually get involved with.

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Bit difficult when I'm your stepmum.

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You might regret that.

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We can't go one day without a crisis.

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I'm serious.

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I've ran over my dad once, and the worst thing about that is,

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it's not even the worst thing that's happened to us.

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Now you put it like that.

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I'm amazed we're all still together.

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Sometimes I do think we'd get on better if we weren't.

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Yeah, well, I don't do the family thing.

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Left home as soon as I could.

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But don't go getting any ideas. It didn't make anything any better.

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Not that anything could, really.

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Stepmother sounds weird.

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It feels weirder.

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Are you still going to try and take my dad away?

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-You're blunt when you want to be.

-I'm just saying.

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Are you? Cos I might come with you.

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I should call Max.

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No, wait, I didn't mean that, did I? I'm just mouthing off.

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Oscar! Your dinner's ready!

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Looks good.

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Do you know, just once, I'd like to get it right.

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You know, I'd like to have us all here, sitting there, having dinner,

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having a laugh, having a chat.

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Well, it's not all your fault, is it?

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I'm not getting it sorted though, am I?

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That's what mums are supposed to do.

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PHONE RINGS

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Sorry.

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Is it Lauren?

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Er, yeah.

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Let me talk to her.

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You all right, Lauren?

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Right, well, where are you?

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No, that's all right, I'll come and get you.

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Where is she?

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She's in the Vic.

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-Right, I'll get my coat.

-No, she only wants me.

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-Oh.

-Sorry, babe, I'll only be five minutes.

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So, hold on a minute, your sister's shacked up with your cousin?

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No. Well... Well, maybe.

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And you're, like, adopted, or something.

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And you were in a home.

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Makes me almost normal.

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Who wants to be normal, though?

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Yeah, you'll have to think up a crazy story to fit in round here.

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Well, I'm normal and proud.

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No, you're Abi-normal.

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Can I have a pasty and a tea to take out?

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Do you know him?

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You could say that.

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Dexter talked him into doing some work in the Arches.

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Well, sort of.

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He don't let anyone talk him into anything.

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He just ain't met me yet. Is that his kid?

0:23:510:23:53

Why, don't you like kids?

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I love kids. It's parents that do my head in.

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Even me? She's mine.

0:24:000:24:02

You had a kid with him?

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No!

0:24:050:24:06

Really?

0:24:060:24:07

Are you mad?

0:24:070:24:08

That's really your kid?

0:24:080:24:10

Nah, you're winding me up.

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-No, I ain't.

-No?

0:24:110:24:13

No, and you don't need to look so shocked either.

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I'm not.

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Yeah, but you are.

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Sorry, Cora, we're full.

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Lucky I booked.

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I didn't see your name anywhere.

0:24:290:24:31

Tanya done it. It's all paid for. Do you do breakfast in bed?

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Linford Christie suite. Upstairs.

0:24:360:24:40

Catch you later.

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KNOCK AT DOOR

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Mm?

0:24:450:24:46

You all right, Patrick?

0:24:460:24:48

Yeah.

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Was that Cora?

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It was indeed. Linford Christie suite.

0:24:500:24:53

She left something. Am I all right to pop up, yeah?

0:24:530:24:55

Yeah, no problem at all, man. Be my guest.

0:24:550:24:58

Oh, look at him. What a lovely boy.

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You know, your dad was one of Aunty Dot's favourite people.

0:25:010:25:04

Yes.

0:25:040:25:06

Yes, he was a real gentleman.

0:25:060:25:09

And you're going to grow up just like him.

0:25:090:25:11

-Here's to you, Dot.

-Thank you, Jack.

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Lovely having you back.

0:25:150:25:17

Only warm milk for you, mate, I'm afraid.

0:25:170:25:19

It's time for bed for you, mister.

0:25:190:25:21

Come on, I'll read you a story, yeah?

0:25:210:25:22

Can't Jack do it? He bought me a new book.

0:25:220:25:25

Yeah, cowboys and Indians.

0:25:250:25:26

Oh, he doesn't really like that sort of thing, babe.

0:25:270:25:30

He chose it. Didn't you?

0:25:300:25:32

That's all right, isn't it?

0:25:320:25:33

Yeah, yeah. Course. Course.

0:25:340:25:36

KNOCK AT DOOR

0:25:360:25:38

It's pokey in here, innit?

0:25:530:25:55

Big enough.

0:25:550:25:56

Lauren, let's go, shall we?

0:25:560:26:00

No, Dad, I want to stay here.

0:26:000:26:01

You ain't staying. Let's go, please.

0:26:010:26:03

All right, she's getting there.

0:26:030:26:04

I thought you were told to keep out of it.

0:26:040:26:06

Dad, she's being nice to me.

0:26:060:26:08

That's me Max, nice as pie.

0:26:080:26:09

Is that right?

0:26:090:26:11

You should know, you married me.

0:26:110:26:13

You know where I am if you ever need to get away.

0:26:200:26:22

-Really?

-Door's always open.

0:26:220:26:24

So, tell me, what are you looking for in a man?

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The missing piece.

0:26:380:26:39

Sorry?

0:26:400:26:42

Of a jigsaw.

0:26:420:26:43

How's it going?

0:26:450:26:46

Er, OK. I think.

0:26:480:26:50

A jigsaw piece. Someone who fits us perfectly.

0:26:500:26:53

Didn't you say that to me once?

0:26:530:26:55

What do you think? Is he the one for her?

0:26:560:26:58

It's too early to say.

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Maybe we should do something, make sure it really works.

0:26:590:27:02

OK, you're keen.

0:27:020:27:03

-I just...

-What?

0:27:030:27:05

I just want her to be happy.

0:27:050:27:07

Remember, not a word about where you were, all right?

0:27:130:27:17

Well, that took longer than five minutes, didn't it?

0:27:170:27:20

Oh, yeah, I was trying to walk her sober, wasn't I?

0:27:200:27:23

Yeah. Just walking me round.

0:27:230:27:24

Oh, right, you talking to me now, are you?

0:27:240:27:26

So, where did you go?

0:27:330:27:34

Sorry?

0:27:340:27:35

To walk her round. Where did you go?

0:27:350:27:38

Only I was looking out the window, I didn't see you.

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You know me. Keep to the shadows, don't I?

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Lauren.

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Yeah?

0:27:590:28:01

No, it's all right. Nothing.

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