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OK, OK. All right. OK. | 0:00:25 | 0:00:28 | |
I vow... | 0:00:28 | 0:00:29 | |
to never kick over your Zimmer frame? Oh, thank you! | 0:00:29 | 0:00:33 | |
And I vow to liquidise all your dinners. | 0:00:33 | 0:00:36 | |
It'd be handy if you knew how to work an oven first. | 0:00:36 | 0:00:38 | |
Oh, OK, all right! | 0:00:38 | 0:00:39 | |
So, what are your amazing vows? | 0:00:39 | 0:00:41 | |
My first one is to stay super sexy. | 0:00:41 | 0:00:44 | |
Hot stuff, know what I'm saying, mama? | 0:00:44 | 0:00:47 | |
And, to only use my superhuman powers to fight crime. | 0:00:47 | 0:00:51 | |
OK, and to protect your foxy lady? Yeah. | 0:00:51 | 0:00:55 | |
I'll tell you something, Peroxide, while there's breath in my body, | 0:00:55 | 0:00:59 | |
I'll forever defend the future Mrs Moon. | 0:00:59 | 0:01:03 | |
Ain't that poetry, eh? Oh, you like that? | 0:01:03 | 0:01:05 | |
OK, right, where was I? | 0:01:05 | 0:01:06 | |
Excuse me? Excuse me? Where do you think you're going? | 0:01:06 | 0:01:09 | |
I'm going to the kitchen. | 0:01:09 | 0:01:11 | |
Oh, no! Oh, no you're not! | 0:01:11 | 0:01:13 | |
You're going back in there. | 0:01:13 | 0:01:15 | |
No, no, no, it's quarter to eight! | 0:01:15 | 0:01:16 | |
Do not try to blind me with science. Come on. | 0:01:16 | 0:01:19 | |
Stop it! | 0:01:19 | 0:01:20 | |
Granddad! | 0:01:21 | 0:01:22 | |
Hello, mate. All right? | 0:01:22 | 0:01:24 | |
Oh, lovely. | 0:01:24 | 0:01:26 | |
No, that's for Masood for helping Whit with her job application. | 0:01:26 | 0:01:29 | |
Not "helping"! Insider knowledge from the man in the loop. | 0:01:29 | 0:01:33 | |
See that, Liam? That's power. | 0:01:33 | 0:01:35 | |
A potent aphrodisiac. | 0:01:35 | 0:01:36 | |
Right, well, less of that. I'm eating, thank you. | 0:01:36 | 0:01:39 | |
Do you mind?! | 0:01:39 | 0:01:40 | |
"Give an example of when you've demonstrated time management skills". | 0:01:40 | 0:01:44 | |
I've give you some time management, Whit. | 0:01:44 | 0:01:46 | |
Stop answering stupid questions. Go down the school and tell them the job's yours. | 0:01:46 | 0:01:50 | |
The school recruitment process is a bit more demanding than that. | 0:01:50 | 0:01:53 | |
They think telling the time's a skill! What more do they want? A lobotomy?! | 0:01:53 | 0:01:56 | |
Bottomy! | 0:01:56 | 0:01:58 | |
Yeah, well, maybe when you've got more than a pound to your name | 0:01:58 | 0:02:01 | |
you can start dishing out the advice. | 0:02:01 | 0:02:03 | |
Come on, mate. Time to make your mum some money. | 0:02:03 | 0:02:05 | |
You could have come back to the party, you know. | 0:02:10 | 0:02:12 | |
Carol knew it weren't your fault Phil kicked off. | 0:02:12 | 0:02:15 | |
Well, I'm sure you had a good time without me. | 0:02:15 | 0:02:18 | |
Mm. B's kids, they really love their Aunty Ron. | 0:02:18 | 0:02:21 | |
Said so last night. | 0:02:21 | 0:02:23 | |
That's sweet. | 0:02:23 | 0:02:24 | |
It's good this, innit? Wake up and there you are. | 0:02:26 | 0:02:29 | |
Did you think I was going to do a runner? | 0:02:29 | 0:02:32 | |
I was quietly confident I'd left you wanting more. | 0:02:32 | 0:02:35 | |
Ha! | 0:02:35 | 0:02:36 | |
Just like the good old days though, ain't it? | 0:02:37 | 0:02:40 | |
You hogging the shower. | 0:02:40 | 0:02:41 | |
Yeah, it's great. | 0:02:42 | 0:02:45 | |
Ron, it's daft this, ain't it? You living at Phil's. | 0:02:45 | 0:02:47 | |
Just move back in here. | 0:02:47 | 0:02:49 | |
It's only been a couple of weeks, Jack. | 0:02:50 | 0:02:52 | |
Yeah, but it's not like I'm some kind of weirdo | 0:02:54 | 0:02:58 | |
who's taken you out on a couple of dates. | 0:02:58 | 0:03:00 | |
I know how I feel about you. | 0:03:00 | 0:03:01 | |
It's the same as it was when I married you. | 0:03:01 | 0:03:04 | |
I think... | 0:03:04 | 0:03:05 | |
I think we should just take it a day at a time. | 0:03:06 | 0:03:08 | |
I'm going to work. | 0:03:08 | 0:03:09 | |
I'll see you later. Yeah, see you later. | 0:03:12 | 0:03:14 | |
Another Babylon! You ought to be ashamed of yourself. | 0:03:23 | 0:03:26 | |
The rats'll be licking their lips. | 0:03:26 | 0:03:28 | |
It's not my fault people are dumping their rubbish outside my business. | 0:03:28 | 0:03:32 | |
It's the cuts. | 0:03:32 | 0:03:33 | |
People round here survived the Blitz! | 0:03:33 | 0:03:35 | |
Well, I didn't cos I was evacuated. | 0:03:35 | 0:03:36 | |
I'm sure they'll survive a weekly collection done by the council fortnightly. | 0:03:36 | 0:03:42 | |
Now, get rid of it. | 0:03:43 | 0:03:44 | |
Baby sat nav on the blink? | 0:03:52 | 0:03:54 | |
You're so boring. | 0:03:54 | 0:03:55 | |
How's time travelling going with Jack? | 0:03:55 | 0:03:58 | |
Why? | 0:03:59 | 0:04:00 | |
Life must seem boring after the vertiginous heights of child theft. | 0:04:00 | 0:04:03 | |
Even with someone as scintillating as monkey boy. | 0:04:03 | 0:04:06 | |
That's very good. | 0:04:06 | 0:04:07 | |
Yeah, all right, darling. | 0:04:13 | 0:04:14 | |
Oh, dear. | 0:04:32 | 0:04:33 | |
Question. If you were Ronnie Mitchell, | 0:04:34 | 0:04:36 | |
would you be so brazen as to walk around as if you deserve to exist? | 0:04:36 | 0:04:40 | |
Everyone deserves a second chance. | 0:04:40 | 0:04:42 | |
Don't be so trite. | 0:04:42 | 0:04:43 | |
Well, if you don't like it, why don't you do something about it? | 0:04:43 | 0:04:47 | |
Come on, Morgan, get a move on! | 0:04:54 | 0:04:56 | |
Come on, she's called you twice. School. Go! | 0:04:56 | 0:04:59 | |
But I can help you make money. Come on, get a move on! | 0:04:59 | 0:05:02 | |
If you suck up to Aunty Janine, she'll give you some! | 0:05:02 | 0:05:05 | |
One...two... | 0:05:05 | 0:05:07 | |
Come on, don't let her get to three. She's waiting. Go! | 0:05:07 | 0:05:10 | |
Hey, Morgan? | 0:05:10 | 0:05:12 | |
I do need your help actually. | 0:05:14 | 0:05:16 | |
Big time. | 0:05:16 | 0:05:17 | |
Know what you could do for me? Draw me up a business plan, yeah? | 0:05:17 | 0:05:20 | |
Profit margins and target markets. We'll discuss strategy at tea-time. | 0:05:20 | 0:05:25 | |
Go on. | 0:05:25 | 0:05:26 | |
So, how was your date then? | 0:05:28 | 0:05:31 | |
It's early days, ain't it, but... | 0:05:31 | 0:05:33 | |
KNOCK ON DOOR | 0:05:33 | 0:05:35 | |
Oh, my gosh, if that's Grandma Dot sniffing through our bins again... | 0:05:35 | 0:05:38 | |
Hey, are you all right? | 0:05:38 | 0:05:40 | |
Hiya. | 0:05:40 | 0:05:42 | |
What happened to you last night? You disappeared! | 0:05:43 | 0:05:46 | |
I just fancied an early night. | 0:05:46 | 0:05:48 | |
Yeah? Mm-hmm. | 0:05:48 | 0:05:49 | |
Well, look, I was just thinking. | 0:05:49 | 0:05:52 | |
If you needed any odd jobs or anything doing round the house | 0:05:52 | 0:05:54 | |
while Max is away, then, well, I'm free tonight, so... | 0:05:54 | 0:05:57 | |
Oh, no, we're fine. | 0:05:57 | 0:05:59 | |
Actually, the shower's leaking. | 0:05:59 | 0:06:01 | |
We're not simpletons, Abi! | 0:06:01 | 0:06:03 | |
No, no, I don't mind. Honestly, it's all right. | 0:06:03 | 0:06:05 | |
I'll see you tonight, yeah? | 0:06:05 | 0:06:07 | |
Right. OK, see you tonight. | 0:06:07 | 0:06:09 | |
Do you have to act so weird? He blatantly thinks you're drinking. | 0:06:11 | 0:06:15 | |
What, so I have to tell Joey all about my private life now, do I? | 0:06:15 | 0:06:18 | |
No. | 0:06:18 | 0:06:19 | |
Oi. Mmwah! | 0:06:22 | 0:06:24 | |
What's that for? | 0:06:24 | 0:06:25 | |
Just to say thanks. I've never had anyone on my side like that before. | 0:06:25 | 0:06:28 | |
Don't be stupid. I love you. I love you too. | 0:06:28 | 0:06:30 | |
Can you hold the fort for a couple of hours? Got to meet the wholesalers. Yeah? Yeah. | 0:06:30 | 0:06:34 | |
Won't be long. | 0:06:34 | 0:06:35 | |
I promised somebody I'd help with something tonight. | 0:06:35 | 0:06:38 | |
Just let me check the rota, yeah? All right. | 0:06:38 | 0:06:42 | |
PHONE RINGS | 0:06:42 | 0:06:44 | |
Do you want to take that? | 0:06:44 | 0:06:45 | |
Look, it's fine. Just have tonight off. | 0:06:47 | 0:06:50 | |
All right, thanks. | 0:06:50 | 0:06:52 | |
I think they just need your date of birth. | 0:06:58 | 0:07:01 | |
Can you make sure that she's wrapped up nice and warm, please, | 0:07:01 | 0:07:05 | |
as soon as she comes out of the pool? | 0:07:05 | 0:07:07 | |
It's your 30th in a couple of weeks! What are you doing for it? | 0:07:09 | 0:07:12 | |
Well, I'm probably going to be thinking about how sad it is that, | 0:07:12 | 0:07:15 | |
for some people, becoming a multiple of ten | 0:07:15 | 0:07:18 | |
is probably the most exciting thing that's happened to them in a decade. | 0:07:18 | 0:07:22 | |
OK. Bye-bye. Bye. | 0:07:22 | 0:07:25 | |
Cast your mind back. West Ham, 1980. I've got ideas, Danny. | 0:07:25 | 0:07:29 | |
We need a proper team talk tomorrow. | 0:07:29 | 0:07:31 | |
Look, as invaluable as your input is, Billy, | 0:07:31 | 0:07:33 | |
I've got a date after training tonight. | 0:07:33 | 0:07:36 | |
You lucky dog! | 0:07:36 | 0:07:38 | |
I don't pay you to talk about football. | 0:07:38 | 0:07:40 | |
Listen, Janine, I hate to ask, but this Bow Road viewing tonight? | 0:07:40 | 0:07:44 | |
Any chance you could do it? It's just that Lola's won some tickets for the pictures. Please? | 0:07:44 | 0:07:48 | |
Ask Lucy. | 0:07:48 | 0:07:49 | |
She'll have plans, won't she? | 0:07:49 | 0:07:51 | |
Well, I've got plans, haven't I? | 0:07:51 | 0:07:53 | |
Sorry, mate. Sorry to butt in. Listen, it's a bit embarrassing. | 0:08:09 | 0:08:13 | |
I bought this off you last week for my mum's birthday. | 0:08:13 | 0:08:15 | |
She won't open it. She reckons it's a fake. | 0:08:15 | 0:08:18 | |
Oh, come on, mate! | 0:08:18 | 0:08:20 | |
That's charming, innit? | 0:08:20 | 0:08:21 | |
What do you want me to do? Call the authorities down here? | 0:08:21 | 0:08:24 | |
Check out how Parisian "Fleur de Valleys" really is, shall we? | 0:08:24 | 0:08:26 | |
That's more like it. Cheers. | 0:08:29 | 0:08:30 | |
You won't sell many plums with a face like that, sonny Jim. | 0:08:40 | 0:08:43 | |
You might want to look in a mirror, mate! | 0:08:43 | 0:08:45 | |
If you see little Cindy, tell her if she wants to know any more about her mum, | 0:08:45 | 0:08:48 | |
I've got a wealth of stories. | 0:08:48 | 0:08:49 | |
You stay away from my family. | 0:08:49 | 0:08:50 | |
Ain't you got an empire to run? | 0:08:52 | 0:08:54 | |
I heard you'd crawled back. | 0:08:54 | 0:08:56 | |
You heading in? | 0:08:56 | 0:08:57 | |
I can see where Bianca gets her brains from. | 0:08:57 | 0:08:59 | |
I'm grabbing lunch as well. I'll join you. On me. | 0:08:59 | 0:09:02 | |
Hey. What're you doing?! | 0:09:14 | 0:09:15 | |
What?! You said you wanted to talk. | 0:09:15 | 0:09:17 | |
I didn't mean just rock up! Did anyone see you? | 0:09:17 | 0:09:19 | |
No. | 0:09:19 | 0:09:20 | |
Did Tracey see you? No. | 0:09:20 | 0:09:22 | |
You've got to go. Come on. What were you thinking? | 0:09:22 | 0:09:26 | |
I'm sorry. You said the coast was clear. | 0:09:26 | 0:09:28 | |
All right, we'll chat later. I'll text you. | 0:09:28 | 0:09:31 | |
ALFIE'S VOICE IN BACKGROUND | 0:09:31 | 0:09:33 | |
Get upstairs! Get up! | 0:09:33 | 0:09:35 | |
No worries. Cheers. Take care. Bye-bye. | 0:09:35 | 0:09:37 | |
All right? All right? | 0:09:39 | 0:09:40 | |
What happened with the wholesalers? | 0:09:40 | 0:09:43 | |
Mission aborted. Just spoke to Kirsty, she sounded like death. | 0:09:43 | 0:09:46 | |
I've given her the day off. | 0:09:46 | 0:09:47 | |
Me and Tracey can manage. | 0:09:47 | 0:09:49 | |
What, the lunch-time rush? Yeah! | 0:09:49 | 0:09:50 | |
Not going to leave you a man down, am I? | 0:09:50 | 0:09:52 | |
Right, you lucky people, who's next? | 0:09:52 | 0:09:54 | |
Here you go. There's your change. | 0:10:02 | 0:10:04 | |
Stick it in the box, Carol. | 0:10:04 | 0:10:05 | |
How much do you want? | 0:10:09 | 0:10:10 | |
Can't I even buy my sort of sister a sandwich? | 0:10:10 | 0:10:13 | |
I haven't exactly had a warm welcome from Carol and the happy helper. | 0:10:13 | 0:10:16 | |
Just take a deep breath, dig deep, and tell me how much you want. | 0:10:16 | 0:10:21 | |
Janine, I'm not going to be around for long. Seriously. | 0:10:21 | 0:10:24 | |
I've got a few bits of business I need to sort out. | 0:10:24 | 0:10:27 | |
Business to sort out? | 0:10:27 | 0:10:29 | |
Is that really a thread that you want me to tug at? | 0:10:29 | 0:10:33 | |
Look, whatever properties you've got on your books, | 0:10:33 | 0:10:35 | |
I can shift them for you. | 0:10:35 | 0:10:37 | |
I can make you twice as much as the local monkeys can, | 0:10:37 | 0:10:39 | |
and you know that. | 0:10:39 | 0:10:40 | |
Why don't you make yourself money? | 0:10:40 | 0:10:43 | |
Making money's not the issue, is it? | 0:10:43 | 0:10:45 | |
Let me get this right. | 0:10:45 | 0:10:47 | |
You could make yourself lots of money, | 0:10:47 | 0:10:51 | |
but you want to make money for me instead? | 0:10:51 | 0:10:53 | |
Yes. As I said, I'm not around for long. I want to help the family. I want to help you. | 0:10:53 | 0:10:57 | |
Watch out, Janine, his smile cranks up a notch when he's desperate. | 0:10:57 | 0:11:00 | |
Thank you, Columbo, but I think I've got this one. | 0:11:00 | 0:11:02 | |
Don't say I didn't try and build bridges. | 0:11:04 | 0:11:06 | |
Listen, when you've made your first million, | 0:11:06 | 0:11:09 | |
I will let you take me out, buy me dinner, | 0:11:09 | 0:11:12 | |
and then you can teach me how to be just as successful as you are. | 0:11:12 | 0:11:17 | |
You're wrong, Janine. | 0:11:17 | 0:11:18 | |
What's up? | 0:11:20 | 0:11:22 | |
I make a few quid and you press the panic button? | 0:11:22 | 0:11:24 | |
I'm not panicked. I'm just disgusted that you'd try to fleece your own step-sister. | 0:11:24 | 0:11:28 | |
I think you underestimate what family mean to me, Carol. | 0:11:28 | 0:11:31 | |
Go on, family man, why don't you go and provide for your daughter after a life time of naff all, huh? | 0:11:31 | 0:11:36 | |
Derek's boy over at the car lot. What was his name. Joey, right? | 0:11:36 | 0:11:39 | |
All right, Peroxide, you on strike or something? | 0:11:45 | 0:11:47 | |
Just got a headache. | 0:11:47 | 0:11:49 | |
You OK? | 0:11:49 | 0:11:50 | |
I've got over tequila hangovers. I'll get over this. | 0:11:50 | 0:11:52 | |
Let me go get you some painkillers. Really? | 0:11:52 | 0:11:55 | |
No, Alfie, I'm fine! It's all right, I'll only be a sec. | 0:11:55 | 0:11:57 | |
Alfie, I don't need you to... | 0:11:57 | 0:11:59 | |
I don't want you working while you've got a headache. | 0:11:59 | 0:12:01 | |
Let me see... Wait, wait, wait! | 0:12:01 | 0:12:04 | |
Look, I've had some already, OK? | 0:12:04 | 0:12:07 | |
The wholesalers cannot wait. | 0:12:07 | 0:12:08 | |
Don't worry, I can go there tomorrow. | 0:12:08 | 0:12:10 | |
No, you should go now. It's quiet downstairs. | 0:12:10 | 0:12:13 | |
I'm nice and toasty and warm now, ain't I? | 0:12:13 | 0:12:16 | |
We're out of prawn cocktail flavour crisps. | 0:12:16 | 0:12:18 | |
Shut up, you dopey mare. Who eats prawn cocktail crisps nowadays?! | 0:12:18 | 0:12:22 | |
That's really not an excuse to be bone idle, is it, Alfie? | 0:12:22 | 0:12:25 | |
But you did say it was nice and quiet down there, didn't you? | 0:12:25 | 0:12:28 | |
Come on! No, no. Alfie. You know you want to! Alfie! | 0:12:28 | 0:12:31 | |
Bone idle, eh? Alfie! Alfie! | 0:12:31 | 0:12:34 | |
Alfie, will you stop it? I've got a headache. | 0:12:34 | 0:12:37 | |
OK. Listen, not sexy time. I just thought you could have a lie down, | 0:12:37 | 0:12:41 | |
I'll give you an Alfie Moon special massage. | 0:12:41 | 0:12:43 | |
That's how I roll for the girl that I love. I love ya! | 0:12:43 | 0:12:45 | |
Yes, and I love you too. I love you too, Florence. Florence! | 0:12:45 | 0:12:48 | |
Very nice, but we have a pub to run. Mittens on. | 0:12:48 | 0:12:51 | |
Wholesalers. Now! You sure? Yes. | 0:12:51 | 0:12:53 | |
Sure? Yes! Stop it! | 0:12:53 | 0:12:55 | |
OK. I love you, Roxy. | 0:12:55 | 0:12:58 | |
I love you too. | 0:12:58 | 0:12:59 | |
OK, right. I won't be long, | 0:12:59 | 0:13:01 | |
but do me a favour, just tell Tracey to hold the fort? | 0:13:01 | 0:13:03 | |
Yes. | 0:13:03 | 0:13:04 | |
Roxy, I really need to talk to you. | 0:13:29 | 0:13:31 | |
Yeah, I know, I know. I'll call you, OK? | 0:13:31 | 0:13:34 | |
I'll call you. | 0:13:34 | 0:13:36 | |
I'm not sure it's a good idea you coming round tonight after all. | 0:13:47 | 0:13:49 | |
Why? She's not drinking again, Joey. I swear. | 0:13:49 | 0:13:52 | |
Don't mess with my head, Abi, all right? I'm not! She's... | 0:13:52 | 0:13:54 | |
She's seeing someone. What? | 0:13:56 | 0:13:58 | |
Who? Just let her be happy. I'm sorry. | 0:13:59 | 0:14:03 | |
Joey? Didn't get a chance to say a proper hello last night. | 0:14:03 | 0:14:07 | |
I used to knock about with your dad. | 0:14:07 | 0:14:09 | |
Right, what's that got to do with me? | 0:14:09 | 0:14:11 | |
All right? | 0:14:14 | 0:14:16 | |
Ecstatic. You? | 0:14:16 | 0:14:18 | |
Fabulous. Very good. | 0:14:18 | 0:14:20 | |
We can continue with this happiness top trumps, but I must warn you, | 0:14:20 | 0:14:23 | |
I saw a three-legged kitten this morning. | 0:14:23 | 0:14:25 | |
OK. | 0:14:25 | 0:14:26 | |
Roxanne? | 0:14:29 | 0:14:30 | |
What? | 0:14:32 | 0:14:33 | |
Do you know what else I saw? | 0:14:33 | 0:14:35 | |
A shrink? | 0:14:37 | 0:14:38 | |
Oh, I have your attention now. | 0:14:38 | 0:14:40 | |
I was at the gym. | 0:14:41 | 0:14:43 | |
Saw this girl there. She was talking with her boyfriend. | 0:14:43 | 0:14:46 | |
They were all smiles. Everything was really happy. | 0:14:46 | 0:14:49 | |
But she had the same look that Kat had last year, as I recall. | 0:14:49 | 0:14:52 | |
You know that look? | 0:14:52 | 0:14:53 | |
The big, lying, dissembling look. | 0:14:53 | 0:14:57 | |
Do you know, you're starting to sound exactly like a stalker? | 0:14:57 | 0:15:01 | |
It's interesting though, the black arts that women employ. | 0:15:01 | 0:15:04 | |
It's nice to see that you've got over your Janine issues so quickly. | 0:15:04 | 0:15:08 | |
Janine, Kat, Ronnie. | 0:15:08 | 0:15:11 | |
There's a pattern emerging. | 0:15:11 | 0:15:12 | |
Michael, I would die before I hurt Alfie, OK? | 0:15:14 | 0:15:17 | |
Then your death may be imminent. | 0:15:17 | 0:15:20 | |
Trace, I'm just got to pop out, OK? Alfie won't be long. | 0:15:20 | 0:15:24 | |
You're such a weirdo. | 0:15:24 | 0:15:26 | |
Hi. | 0:15:41 | 0:15:42 | |
I've been trying to call you all day. | 0:15:44 | 0:15:47 | |
Sorry. My phone gets a rubbish signal down here. | 0:15:47 | 0:15:51 | |
Why did you freak out like that? | 0:15:51 | 0:15:53 | |
I don't think coming to work is freaking out. | 0:15:53 | 0:15:55 | |
Look, all I was trying to say was I think it's too soon. | 0:15:55 | 0:16:00 | |
All right, if you don't want to move in, that's fine. | 0:16:00 | 0:16:03 | |
I'm sorry if I came on too strong. | 0:16:03 | 0:16:06 | |
But, running off and pretending you didn't... | 0:16:06 | 0:16:09 | |
There was nothing more to say. | 0:16:09 | 0:16:11 | |
Look, things are great. Why ruin it? | 0:16:11 | 0:16:13 | |
Ron, come on, credit me with a brain. | 0:16:13 | 0:16:16 | |
I don't expect things to be perfect, all right? | 0:16:16 | 0:16:19 | |
But I do expect you to talk to me. | 0:16:19 | 0:16:20 | |
PHONE RINGS | 0:16:20 | 0:16:22 | |
What a surprise. Your signal's back. | 0:16:22 | 0:16:26 | |
I've got to take this, Jack. I'm sorry. | 0:16:28 | 0:16:30 | |
I bought one for my 18-year-old. Come on, sit yourself inside. | 0:16:34 | 0:16:38 | |
Take your time. | 0:16:38 | 0:16:39 | |
What do you think you're playing at? | 0:16:42 | 0:16:44 | |
Got you a captive audience. Couldn't resist. | 0:16:44 | 0:16:46 | |
I used to run this place. | 0:16:46 | 0:16:48 | |
I didn't ask for your life story, did I? | 0:16:48 | 0:16:50 | |
Looking a bit sorry for itself now. I'll have to have words with Max and Jack... | 0:16:50 | 0:16:54 | |
Have you wandered off from your carer or something? | 0:16:54 | 0:16:56 | |
Give us a chance of selling that, yeah? | 0:16:56 | 0:16:58 | |
Come on, I'm feeling the old magic. | 0:16:58 | 0:17:00 | |
Yeah? Make an old man happy. For old times' sake. | 0:17:00 | 0:17:04 | |
We'll split the commission 50:50. | 0:17:04 | 0:17:05 | |
That's money for nothing for you. | 0:17:05 | 0:17:07 | |
Look, this ain't "take Derek's dodgy mate to work" day. | 0:17:07 | 0:17:10 | |
Eh?! | 0:17:10 | 0:17:11 | |
No, he was no mate of mine. Your dad hated me. | 0:17:11 | 0:17:14 | |
And, to be honest, sonny Jim, I hated him as well. | 0:17:14 | 0:17:17 | |
You can join the club with that one, can't you? | 0:17:17 | 0:17:19 | |
No, this was a special kind of hate that he saved just for me. | 0:17:19 | 0:17:23 | |
You know that stab mark down his back? | 0:17:23 | 0:17:25 | |
Nothing to do with the fella that stabbed him. My fault, apparently. | 0:17:25 | 0:17:28 | |
Well, logic never was Derek's strong point, was it? | 0:17:29 | 0:17:32 | |
He never let my daughter have anything to do with me. | 0:17:32 | 0:17:35 | |
Do you know, I didn't even know she existed for 18 years. | 0:17:35 | 0:17:38 | |
I'd dance on your dad's grave. I would. | 0:17:38 | 0:17:41 | |
You know what, mate, you can have a go on that, | 0:17:41 | 0:17:45 | |
but don't touch anything, OK. All right. | 0:17:45 | 0:17:47 | |
What do you reckon? | 0:17:47 | 0:17:49 | |
Kimberly Fox! How dare you? | 0:17:56 | 0:17:59 | |
What do you think you're doing? | 0:17:59 | 0:18:00 | |
It's not my rubbish! | 0:18:00 | 0:18:02 | |
It ain't my rubbish. I've a good mind to call the police. | 0:18:02 | 0:18:05 | |
What, for dumping rubbish outside the launderette! | 0:18:05 | 0:18:07 | |
No, no, no, don't call the police, please! | 0:18:07 | 0:18:09 | |
Give me one reason why I shouldn't, you sneering little litter bug. | 0:18:09 | 0:18:13 | |
Because I have started a petition against the rubbish cuts. | 0:18:13 | 0:18:19 | |
Dee's making placards as we speak. | 0:18:19 | 0:18:21 | |
I'm the only chance that this square has got. | 0:18:21 | 0:18:24 | |
Well, you can tell her I'll be very happy to sign a petition. | 0:18:24 | 0:18:27 | |
Now, clear off, and take your rubbish with you. | 0:18:27 | 0:18:30 | |
Go on, you've got loads left, haven't you? | 0:18:44 | 0:18:46 | |
Have you met my dad? | 0:18:46 | 0:18:47 | |
He would kill me if I gave away a freebie. | 0:18:47 | 0:18:50 | |
Not even for your oldest friend, who's struggling to survive? | 0:18:50 | 0:18:53 | |
I've got a little sister to feed! | 0:18:53 | 0:18:54 | |
Did you have to burn the violin to keep warm as well? | 0:18:54 | 0:18:58 | |
Go on then. | 0:18:58 | 0:19:00 | |
Wahoo! | 0:19:00 | 0:19:01 | |
Yes! Thank you, Peter! | 0:19:01 | 0:19:04 | |
It's only because you're a fitty. | 0:19:04 | 0:19:05 | |
Right, how many do you want? | 0:19:07 | 0:19:08 | |
You OK? Yep. | 0:19:12 | 0:19:14 | |
Ronnie, if Alfie had seen you... | 0:19:14 | 0:19:16 | |
I know. I'm sorry, I wasn't thinking. | 0:19:16 | 0:19:18 | |
I just, I really needed to talk to you. | 0:19:18 | 0:19:21 | |
So, look, things were going really, really well, | 0:19:21 | 0:19:23 | |
and now suddenly Jack's pulled this "let's move in together". | 0:19:23 | 0:19:26 | |
I just think it's taking things too quickly. | 0:19:26 | 0:19:29 | |
Ron, listen... Suddenly, it's not like it's a fresh start. | 0:19:29 | 0:19:31 | |
It's some deluded world where nothing ever happened. | 0:19:31 | 0:19:34 | |
I can't lie to Alfie. | 0:19:34 | 0:19:37 | |
I can't risk hurting him. I just can't. I'm sorry. | 0:19:37 | 0:19:39 | |
What are you trying to say? | 0:19:41 | 0:19:43 | |
Hope she likes it. | 0:19:48 | 0:19:49 | |
There you are. Sold. | 0:19:51 | 0:19:52 | |
£400 commission. | 0:19:52 | 0:19:54 | |
You got four grand for that? | 0:19:54 | 0:19:55 | |
I certainly did. There you go. I could do this all day. | 0:19:55 | 0:19:58 | |
All right, I'll get your cut. | 0:19:58 | 0:19:59 | |
I had an idea you'd be sniffing around here. | 0:20:01 | 0:20:03 | |
Is that from one of our motors? | 0:20:03 | 0:20:04 | |
Yeah. He just got four grand for that. | 0:20:04 | 0:20:06 | |
He does not muscle in here. You got that? | 0:20:10 | 0:20:12 | |
All right, don't take it out on him. Sling your hook, Wicks! | 0:20:12 | 0:20:15 | |
Enjoy the 4K I just made you! | 0:20:15 | 0:20:18 | |
Yeah! | 0:20:18 | 0:20:19 | |
Thing is, Dan, we're not playing to our strengths. | 0:20:23 | 0:20:26 | |
I've got an idea that'd make our team ten times better. | 0:20:26 | 0:20:28 | |
What's that, you quitting the team? | 0:20:28 | 0:20:31 | |
See, that's why Cantona went wasted for so long. | 0:20:31 | 0:20:34 | |
Took Fergie to spot his genius. Where's your vision? | 0:20:34 | 0:20:37 | |
The sight of you in your shorts burnt out our retinas. | 0:20:37 | 0:20:40 | |
Very funny. | 0:20:40 | 0:20:41 | |
Can I get you a drink? | 0:20:41 | 0:20:42 | |
I've one on the way, thank you. | 0:20:42 | 0:20:44 | |
So, where are you going tonight? | 0:20:44 | 0:20:46 | |
Just dinner...and a movie. | 0:20:46 | 0:20:48 | |
At least someone's going to the pictures. | 0:20:48 | 0:20:50 | |
What you going to see? | 0:20:50 | 0:20:51 | |
Just because we're in the same space, | 0:20:51 | 0:20:54 | |
does not mean we have to make inane small talk. | 0:20:54 | 0:20:56 | |
The big question is, sweepers or a flat back four... | 0:20:59 | 0:21:01 | |
I wasn't going to say anything... | 0:21:03 | 0:21:06 | |
Come on, I get it. Let's have it, spit it out. | 0:21:06 | 0:21:08 | |
OK. Roxy's lying to you. | 0:21:08 | 0:21:11 | |
She's in the park with Ronnie. | 0:21:11 | 0:21:14 | |
They're laughing away. They're hugging. | 0:21:14 | 0:21:16 | |
They're happy... | 0:21:16 | 0:21:18 | |
You know what, Michael? I'm going to pretend I'm not hearing this, OK? | 0:21:18 | 0:21:21 | |
She's there. She's there! She's right there! Now. | 0:21:21 | 0:21:24 | |
Why would I lie to you? | 0:21:24 | 0:21:25 | |
Because you hate Ronnie as much as I do. That's why. | 0:21:25 | 0:21:28 | |
Yeah. Agreed. I do. | 0:21:28 | 0:21:29 | |
But was I lying to when I told you Ronnie was in your pub? | 0:21:29 | 0:21:33 | |
She's made me a promise since then. | 0:21:33 | 0:21:35 | |
Rock solid. Trust. Couple of words you've not heard of, eh? | 0:21:35 | 0:21:38 | |
Kat made you a promise too, didn't she? | 0:21:38 | 0:21:41 | |
Where's Roxy now? | 0:21:41 | 0:21:43 | |
Where is she? | 0:21:44 | 0:21:46 | |
Huh? | 0:21:46 | 0:21:47 | |
She was acting a little bit weird earlier on, wasn't she? | 0:21:47 | 0:21:50 | |
And let's be honest, you don't have that much of a sixth sense | 0:21:50 | 0:21:53 | |
when it comes to women, do you? | 0:21:53 | 0:21:55 | |
Shut up, Michael. | 0:21:55 | 0:21:56 | |
Don't you get why this keeps happening to you? | 0:21:56 | 0:21:58 | |
Do you think I should listen to someone like you - | 0:21:58 | 0:22:00 | |
a pathetic, twisted bloke? | 0:22:00 | 0:22:02 | |
When that girl Roxy has given up her sister. | 0:22:02 | 0:22:05 | |
She's done it for me. For me, all right? | 0:22:05 | 0:22:08 | |
I'm moved. | 0:22:09 | 0:22:11 | |
For what it's worth, I don't think there are many other people | 0:22:11 | 0:22:14 | |
she would have screwed you over for. | 0:22:14 | 0:22:16 | |
He loves me. | 0:22:25 | 0:22:27 | |
He loves me so, so much. | 0:22:27 | 0:22:29 | |
And he makes me happy, Ron. | 0:22:29 | 0:22:31 | |
But you're not happy! | 0:22:31 | 0:22:32 | |
You know, with all the things that I've done, Jack's sticking by me. | 0:22:32 | 0:22:36 | |
Hold on a minute. Alfie's not the bad guy here, is he? | 0:22:36 | 0:22:39 | |
No, I'm not saying that. I've seen the way he is with you. | 0:22:39 | 0:22:43 | |
All I'm saying is, all of this sneaking around is going to do nothing but cause trouble. | 0:22:45 | 0:22:49 | |
I'm trying to keep you both happy! | 0:22:49 | 0:22:51 | |
How long can we be like this? Like we're dead to each other? | 0:22:51 | 0:22:54 | |
What are you even saying stuff like that for? | 0:22:54 | 0:22:56 | |
But that's exactly how it is. | 0:22:56 | 0:22:58 | |
I don't want you to lie to someone that you love every day. | 0:22:58 | 0:23:03 | |
Roxy, you've got to tell him. | 0:23:03 | 0:23:05 | |
Do you think he'd understand? | 0:23:07 | 0:23:08 | |
I think he loves you. | 0:23:10 | 0:23:12 | |
And I think he can see that you're not happy. | 0:23:12 | 0:23:15 | |
Yeah. | 0:23:17 | 0:23:18 | |
OK. | 0:23:20 | 0:23:21 | |
OK. So, what's the problem with moving in with Jack? | 0:23:21 | 0:23:24 | |
I'm just out of prison. | 0:23:26 | 0:23:28 | |
He knows that. | 0:23:28 | 0:23:29 | |
So, I want to move forward. | 0:23:29 | 0:23:31 | |
Ron, Jack was your husband. | 0:23:31 | 0:23:34 | |
You said it yourself, you gave him a million reasons to want to run. | 0:23:34 | 0:23:38 | |
If he makes you happy... | 0:23:38 | 0:23:40 | |
Of course Jack makes me happy! | 0:23:40 | 0:23:42 | |
So what more does he need to do? | 0:23:42 | 0:23:43 | |
Huh? | 0:23:44 | 0:23:45 | |
Oh, look... I've got to go. | 0:23:47 | 0:23:49 | |
I think he'll understand. | 0:23:53 | 0:23:54 | |
I hope so. | 0:23:54 | 0:23:56 | |
I love you. | 0:23:56 | 0:23:57 | |
I love you too. | 0:23:58 | 0:23:59 | |
See you later. See ya. | 0:24:02 | 0:24:03 | |
DOORBELL RINGS | 0:24:35 | 0:24:37 | |
All right? Oh, it's you. | 0:24:39 | 0:24:41 | |
Application off OK? | 0:24:41 | 0:24:43 | |
Yeah, yeah. Thanks to Masood. | 0:24:43 | 0:24:45 | |
What would we do without him, eh? | 0:24:45 | 0:24:46 | |
Granddad! I did it! I made a tenner. | 0:24:46 | 0:24:49 | |
Hey! You rob a bank? | 0:24:49 | 0:24:51 | |
I set up a business plan. And I did it. | 0:24:51 | 0:24:54 | |
I sold my video game. | 0:24:54 | 0:24:56 | |
Well, I think we can safely move into phase two | 0:24:56 | 0:24:59 | |
of the Wicks and Co business training. | 0:24:59 | 0:25:01 | |
You're my right hand man. | 0:25:01 | 0:25:03 | |
Oop, wrong hand! | 0:25:03 | 0:25:04 | |
# Dunna-da! Laundry man! # | 0:25:06 | 0:25:08 | |
You're going to trip over! | 0:25:08 | 0:25:11 | |
Just admit it, it's very sexy. Oh, yeah! | 0:25:11 | 0:25:14 | |
Hey. | 0:25:14 | 0:25:15 | |
Made a tenner. | 0:25:15 | 0:25:17 | |
Aren't you clever? Bianca's halfway to a pair of shoes. | 0:25:17 | 0:25:20 | |
Can Granddad stay for ever? Please, please, please. | 0:25:20 | 0:25:23 | |
We need to conquer the world, don't we? | 0:25:23 | 0:25:26 | |
Bianca's back in two weeks, and then you're gone. | 0:25:26 | 0:25:29 | |
What's all this? | 0:25:37 | 0:25:39 | |
What, is my spaghetti bolognaise really that unidentifiable? | 0:25:39 | 0:25:42 | |
Well, yeah. | 0:25:42 | 0:25:43 | |
Listen. I think you're right. | 0:25:43 | 0:25:46 | |
Why wait? | 0:25:48 | 0:25:49 | |
Listen, don't just tell me things you think I want to hear. | 0:25:50 | 0:25:52 | |
I'm not. It's what I want. | 0:25:52 | 0:25:55 | |
Look, I just think I freaked out | 0:25:55 | 0:25:57 | |
because it was like I'd woken up in my old life, and... | 0:25:57 | 0:26:00 | |
Do you know what, we've changed. | 0:26:00 | 0:26:02 | |
I know that, don't I? | 0:26:04 | 0:26:06 | |
And I need you. You make me happy. | 0:26:06 | 0:26:09 | |
You're my future, so... | 0:26:09 | 0:26:12 | |
I'm going to move back in. | 0:26:12 | 0:26:14 | |
Let's wait and see how that spag bol is first, shall we? | 0:26:14 | 0:26:17 | |
Hey, here you are! What are you doing? It's madness downstairs. | 0:26:20 | 0:26:23 | |
Lazy bones strikes again, eh? | 0:26:23 | 0:26:25 | |
No. | 0:26:25 | 0:26:27 | |
You're not lazy. | 0:26:27 | 0:26:28 | |
You're not. | 0:26:30 | 0:26:32 | |
You are brilliant. | 0:26:32 | 0:26:34 | |
And kind. | 0:26:36 | 0:26:37 | |
And funny, and... | 0:26:37 | 0:26:38 | |
And I love you. | 0:26:40 | 0:26:41 | |
OK, Alfie look, um... I went out before. | 0:26:45 | 0:26:49 | |
Rox, you know the wedding vows? Yeah? | 0:26:49 | 0:26:52 | |
Would you promise to always be straight with me? | 0:26:53 | 0:26:56 | |
We'll get old and lose our looks... | 0:26:58 | 0:27:01 | |
..but I will love you more every day. | 0:27:03 | 0:27:06 | |
Please... | 0:27:08 | 0:27:10 | |
please never lie to me. | 0:27:10 | 0:27:13 | |
I won't. | 0:27:19 | 0:27:21 | |
Right, come on. | 0:27:26 | 0:27:27 | |
Peroxide's adventures out. | 0:27:27 | 0:27:30 | |
Tell me all about it. | 0:27:30 | 0:27:32 | |
Nothing interesting. | 0:27:35 | 0:27:37 | |
Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd | 0:27:51 | 0:27:54 |