21/10/2013 EastEnders

When? When?

Good question. I don't know.

How can you not know?

Because I don't know.

And where are we going?

Far away from here. Not Manchester?

Far away from here.

Scotland?

Far away from here. Spain?

Possibly. New Zealand?

Don't overdo it.

So when am I going to know?

When will you know?

Have you seen my phone?

When are you going to know? Well, when I know, you'll know

and then we'll both be in this lovely place where we both know together.

Yeah? Until then, just be cool, sit tight.

Let's not attract any attention to ourselves.

Know that I love you.

Yeah? OK. OK.

OK. Thank you.

And it will be beautiful, wherever we go.

Come on, we've got to get the bus at half past eight.

We've still got to have breakfast. Please. Come on.

That's loads of time.

What was that?

What was what?

What's that about?

Nothing. Nothing.

Absolutely nothing. Lovely cup of tea.

Look, here she is, OK? Here she is, OK? Now you go over there

and you go and nail down that Wednesday, yeah? Nail it down, bruv.

Is it nail it down or pin it down? What is it?

Nail it, pin it. Does it matter? You've always got to be difficult, man.

You all right? You still, er... Still OK for Wednesday?

Wednesday is...

My birthday.

Your birthday. Yeah.

So Dad's making fish and chips.

Yeah, the thing is I've got boxing on Wednesday.

Yeah, you said you'd change that.

It's a six-week course and I've already paid for it, so...

Look, this is my birthday. And it's my first birthday with you.

So, that's meant to be a significant event for our relationship.

And you're not going to just skip a boxing class for it?

Sorry. What, are you just going to miss Christmas this year,

so you can get your eyebrows done or something? What's the point?

Well, exactly. What IS the point?

What?

You don't even have an answer, do you?

I think we should break up.

No.

Morgan, come on!

Tiff, come on, it's school time, OK?

DOORBELL RINGS

This is Butcher HQ to Beale One. Rendezvous at school. I repeat.

Rendezvous at school. Over.

Why?

Cos of Sam and Dexter.

They're still in recovery and I don't want to leave 'em just yet.

I've told Caroline - she's going to cover my classes, so it's only playground duty. What, on my own?

No, you'll have Alan. Well, he'll be down the bottom end

so top end's all yours.

Caroline thinks you're more than capable. Really?

Yeah. That's what you were trained for, innit?

Right, I'll see you later. Good luck. Thanks.

Wow.

Oh, it's no big deal. It's what I'm trained for.

Right, where do we sit? Up the front.

He can sit wherever he likes. No, he sits up the front.

Don't get distracted and no mucking around. Pay attention. You're already ahead of 90% of that class.

Have you seen my pencil case?

Now, Bobby, this is what worries me, OK? The disorganisation.

Now, this entrance exam, this is going to set

the path for your educational life. You need to be properly prepared.

Otherwise you're going to end up in some comp like Tiff.

Oi! There's nothing wrong with a comp. I went to a comp. In fact...

you went to a comp.

I know, but we all want better for our children, don't we? You encouraged Libby to go to Oxford.

Yeah, but she was 18.

Yeah, but you're never too young to start, are you?

I mean, look at Libby now.

She's working for the college,

encouraging students from underprivileged backgrounds to apply.

She's making the world a better place. Yeah, but I didn't push her at this age.

Look, here's a case in point for you, all right? Abi Branning.

Good, hard-working student.

She is now applying through UCAS to a second-tier university

because she got distracted.

Her sister nearly died!

Next week we'll focus on structure, organisation and discipline. You got that?

It's upstairs.

Look, I know it's upstairs, OK? I wanted him to remember for himself.

Your pencil case, darling, is upstairs.

Don't start.

I've just got to pick a few things up, darling.

Plenty of time before the bus.

Hi, Dennis. Hi.

How are you? Good.

Good.

Dennis.

Do you happen to know who might've ripped up my card?

No. Dennis...

I don't know.

It was you, wasn't it? No.

Dennis, I know it was you.

And I know you've been bullying Morgan.

I'm going to keep a very close eye on you from now on.

Is everything all right?

Yeah, fine. See you at school.

Not keen on her.

Go on.

Hey, er, I had this at home and I know she's not well, so...

Is that all?

Mm-hm. Is she OK?

She will be.

Listen, I just wanted to say,

I'm really sorry about what happened with Michael.

The way he was behaving was really out of line.

It's not what a good parent's about as far as I'm concerned.

Is that how you talk about all your good friends?

He's not my good friend. That's why I slapped him.

Are we done? Yeah.

Right, I haven't got much energy today so I'm going to be brief.

The tenants that we've got at Caversham Grove,

they've fallen through.

So whoever gets new tenants in there either at the same rent,

or better, will get double commission.

Anything else?

Yeah, actually...

What?

Lucy?

Er, we're out of coffee at the office.

Really? BABY CRIES

Go and buy some. Look, I'm going to go and see to Scarlett. All let yourselves out.

I suggest we figure out tactics before we go out onto the pitch.

Hi, Mrs Patel? It's Lucy Beale from Butcher's Joints.

Wondering if you're still in the market for a flat.

Tommy? Danny Pennant, Butcher's Joints. You all right, mate?

Or we could just go straight on the phones. Whatever.

Never mind texting. Read the next chapter. Get ahead.

Morning, Ian.

Tiff and Morgan could do with a lift. You've got space.

Hello, Bobby.

It's bad enough they live across the road from him -

they're not sharing a car with him.

Charitable as ever. So what's on the agenda tonight?

More tutoring?

What's it to you?

He's a bit young, ain't he?

You're never too young to get ahead academically.

Not that you'd know, David.

How're you doing, baby? You all right? Yes, Mum.

Hi, Sam. Hey, baby. You warm enough, Dexter?

Yes, Mum.

Now, that orange juice that you wanted -

they didn't have the one with just a little bit of pulp, so...

I got this one, which has got some pulp,

and this one, which has got no pulp.

So I thought what I could do is put half of this in a glass,

half of that in and you've got one with some pulp.

So, do you want something to eat? I'm OK, Mum.

No, come on, I'll make you a bit of toast.

What about you, Sam?

I'm good, thanks.

Babes, you're recovering as well, you know.

No, I'm fine. I've already had my first checkup.

Bruv, can you see what I mean?

Please tell me she's not like that all day.

Look, day and night.

Do you know what I mean? Like, I love her,

but she does my head in.

Do you want butter on your toast? Yeah.

How much? A little bit?

A lot? In between?

Mum, the normal amount of butter. OK. Make a decision on that pulp?

Actually, er... you got any fizz lemon?

Fizz what?

Fizz lemon. Dex was just saying that's exactly what he'd like.

Right, son? I was. I was just saying that.

What is fizz lemon?

From St Kitts. St Kitts, Mum.

Well, they're not going to have that in the mini mart, are they?

Yeah, no way they'll have it in the mini mart.

The only place I've seen that is, er...

Brixton Market.

You want me to go to Brixton Market to get you some...

What is it? BOTH: Fizz lemon.

Is that what you want?

I mean, you don't have to if you don't want to... No, no. I can go and get...

No, no, it's fine. Fizz lemon, yeah?

OK. Well, shouldn't be too long.

Fizz lemon.

Sam, watch the toast.

Fizz lemon.

HE LAUGHS

Fizz lemon. That don't even exist, does it?

Grab your coat.

What do you mean, you've broken up with him? I broke up with him. Why?

Cos I don't love him.

What's love got to do with it?

You can't choose who you love.

That's not been my experience.

Well, does it matter anyway? We're leaving.

But we don't know how soon. What do you mean?

We don't want to... We don't want to rush things, Alice.

Because if you rush things, you make mistakes.

I'm not going to make any mistakes. Good.

So the first thing that we do is we don't do any sudden changes, Alice.

Because people get suspicious. Alice. Alice, are you listening?

There are two reasons why I walk around all aloof and superior.

The first reason is because clearly I am.

And the second reason is because that's what people expect, Alice.

They expect it of me.

Just like they expect Janine to be revolting.

They expect you to be a nice girl.

I AM a nice girl.

I'm not thirsty. I don't think you're taking this seriously enough.

You need to be a nice girl with a boyfriend. Someone steady.

People can trust you. You're the best person to look after Scarlett.

I AM the best person to look after Scarlett.

WE are. We're the best people for her. That's why we're doing this,

even though I think it's the craziest thing I've ever done.

Darling... you have to get back with him.

No.

No? No.

You have to get back with him, Alice. I don't want to. You have to.

Yes, because by close of business today, you have to be back with him.

Because everything has to be normal, huh? It has to be nor... That's it.

It has to be normal.

OK. Right, OK.

Say, "Yes, Michael." Yes, Michael. You can give me a kiss now.

OK.

It's beautiful. Modern, classy - they've done a good job on it.

Yeah, it's rough around the edges, sure,

but it's an East End classic. That's part of the charm.

Bill, get us a cup of tea, will you?

Yeah. White, please. No sugar.

I'm not your skivvy, you know!

Come on, Bill, you're not doing anything. Can't close a deal without a cup of tea, can we?

It's about a ten-minute walk to the Tube. Eight if you leg it.

You can hang up, cos I'm signing this one. I've got this.

Too far? Eight minutes is too far?

Fair enough.

Thanks for your time.

No, it's fine. Yeah, OK, all right, speak to you soon. Bye.

You ready to give up?

Mr Ahearn? It's Lucy Beale.

Billy asked me to keep an eye on things for him here.

So, er...

..taste this.

What you talking about? That's not ripe.

Tomatoes don't need to be red to be ripe.

Go on, try it.

Is that not the best tomato you've ever tasted in your life?

Yeah, it's nice.

See, that's what gardening's about.

Putting down roots.

And reaping the rewards.

Putting down roots.

Yeah.

That's what my dad shared with me when I was young.

And now I get to share it with you.

Morgan, slow down, please. You too, Bella.

Right, there is no running in the playground. Dennis, slow down.

See? That's why we don't run, isn't it? Hey?

Yeah. My arm hurts.

Where?

Oh, it's just a graze. Just a graze. We'll get the dirt out of that.

It's nothing. No problem.

Listen, I want you to go in, run it under the tap.

And if it still hurts, come and see me and I'll sort it out.

I'm OK. That'll teach you for chasing after girls, won't it, eh?

Go on. Quick. Slowly.

All right, well, tell him to give me a ring when he gets back off lunch, yeah?

OK, later. You got nothing, have you?

And they're rolling in for you(?) There's a queue out the door.

I'm just biding my time. I've got plenty of leads left yet.

OK, you keep believing that.

Mrs Allan. This is Lucy Beale, Butcher's Joints.

Mrs Allan?

I was just wondering if you were still looking for a flat.

She's MY lead. You are?

Great. 23 Caversham Grove, Walford. Flat B.

Sorry, I borrowed your book. Hope you don't mind.

Yeah, absolutely. I can meet you there in 20.

Great.

See you later.

Where's she off to?

Hey.

OK, well, I think I might have been a bit, er...hasty.

I think maybe I didn't really try.

Try to what?

To... To love you and that.

You can't try to love someone, Alice.

Yeah, you can. No.

No, you made the right choice. Really?

Yeah. Look at us. You know, we're just two...

We're like two North Poles. We repel each other.

I wouldn't go that far. Yeah.

No, I mean like...

Like, magnetic repel. Like two North Poles.

Tamwar, I don't understand.

Yeah, that's all right. I'm really weird.

You're not listening to me, are you?! I'm trying to get back with you and you're not listening.

I know, but it's OK. No, it's not OK.

It is.

I'm not angry.

I'm not even that hurt.

We'll just go our separate ways and then...

everything will go back to normal.

Back to normal, yeah?

Whatever the Walford idea of normal is.

So...thank you.

And, er, sorry.

One's not going to kill you.

I have been all round Brixton Market

and nobody has heard of fizz lemon...

Sam?

Dexter?

PHONE RINGS

Where's Scarlett?

Oh, er, she's fine. I...just really needed to have five minutes.

I needed a break. You left her at home?

I know it's bad. That's terrible, Janine!

Sorry? Leaving a child of her age on her own. It's disgraceful.

Hold on a minute. Who do you think you are?

Being a parent's the hardest job in the world.

Yeah, I think I know that, Alice.

And it's different for everyone. Janine's doing her best.

And she doesn't need our judgement, she needs support.

I've still got my own keys. Do you want me to go over for a bit?

What? Just give you a little break.

No, no. Look, it's fine.

Honestly, I don't mind. Take as long as you want. Give you a chance to feel a bit normal.

Normal? Yeah. All right. Thank you.

Yeah. Thanks. Normal. Normal.

And if you could just sign here...

And I'll be able to give you the keys straightaway.

Nice to see you again, Mrs Allan.

I didn't... Can't close a deal without a cup of tea, Luce.

Right, and we are done. Congratulations.

I'm really pleased we could help. I'll just grab you your keys.

Right, next question.

I've got ?35 in my pocket,

and, my goodness, do I want to buy me some pots and pans?

So how many of each can I get for my money?

That's 35 divided by seven for the pans,

and 35 divided by five for the pots.

Right. Hang on.

You shouldn't need a calculator for that, you know.

No, she's right, Bobby. It's an easy question. Come on.

What's this? It's a study group with Grandad.

I beg your pardon? With Professor Wicks.

Thank you. Hi, Bobby.

Hi. Does Ian know?

D'you know, I don't think he does.

Bobby! I'm home!

I hope you're studying.

Bobby? DAVID: 'Right, starters are ten quid,'

main course ?18 and if you want an afters,

it's going to cost you eight quid. I know. It's a rip off.

'So I'm in Ian Beale's poncey restaurant. I've got my best clobber on.

BOBBY: 'Dad says a dress code keeps the chavs away.'

WALKIE-TALKIE BEEPS

Sh, sh.

IAN: 'Bobby Beale, I want you home now.'

Bobby, I know you're there.

Walkie-talkies with you at all times. We agreed!

How does he even know I'm here?

You left the hands-free on, didn't you?

He's not here.

Tiff, I know that you're lying, all right? I know

'exactly what's going on and I know exactly who's behind it.'

All right, Ian.

We'll talk about this privately, David, yeah?

Professor Wicks.

What?

Look forward to it.

I thought I made it perfectly clear the other day

'exactly what I meant.'

WALKIE-TALKIE CRACKLES

THEY LAUGH

That is not going to end well.

Congratulations.

Thanks.

Nice little commission you earned there. Yes, it is.

Are you going to tell her or what?

What do you mean?

Are you going to tell Janine that I'm squatting in Kenwyn House?

Maybe I will, maybe I won't.

Well, as long as you're having fun.

This is my livelihood, Lucy. You understand that, don't you?

If you're the type of person that gets off on ruining that for me, then knock yourself out.

Don't play silly games. It's no fun for me, all right?

Look who it is. Scarlett, look, it's Mummy!

Say, "Hi, Mummy!"

Hello.

She's on the up. Yeah, I can see.

Found her trying to get out of her cot

so I thought she needed a little run around.

Did you get everything?

I think so. Although I don't know if I actually needed anything.

I just wanted to get away from her for a bit.

Is that really bad? No.

Does that make me a bad mother? No. It makes you a normal mum.

She has missed you, you know. I've missed her.

Listen, you can say no if you want,

but I'm taking Tommy to the park tomorrow morning.

Yeah? And if she's not contagious...

I don't think she will be.

Well, I'd be happy to take her, if you want a little break.

That would be really lovely. Really?

Yeah. Give me a chance to feel a little bit normal again.

Normal. Yeah. Cos that's what we want, isn't it?

Everything to be normal.

Where was Mrs Hartman?

I don't know. We had Mrs Arthur instead.

She's a bit nicer though, ain't she? Ain't she, darling?

What's that? Nothing.

Come on, let me have a look.

What happened?

Nothing. It's fine.

Denny, what happened?

Afternoon.

Well? Erm, let. 20 quid more a week.

Great. Well done. Who do I owe?

Lucy. No, both of us.

Both of you?

Yeah, I closed the deal but it was Danny's lead.

Well, it wasn't... Our lead. Whatever. It's a 50/50 split.

It will be in your account next pay day. Well done.

You can go now if you want.

Good night. See you.

Did you have a good day, Bill? Yeah, yeah, not bad, you know.

Motivation, mainly.

Strategy. I mean, they're good kids, they're just a bit raw.

Need someone around like me to help develop their talents.

Did you...clean the toilet?

Toilet? No. I'll, er... I'll do that now, shall I?

Luce. What was all that about?

Well, I stitched you up.

Well, I did the same to you.

Oh, you DO remember. OK, well, you need it more, then.

Listen, I don't need your charity, all right?

It's not charity. Just think of it as a joint enterprise.

I mean, we'll make more as a team than we will competing.

Really? Yeah.

So you bring the work, and I bring the charm.

If you're interested.

How hungry are you? Very!

Here you are.

There's cheese here if you want it.

Tiff! Your dinner's ready! Here you are.

KNOCK AT DOOR I'll get it.

Tiff, at the table, please.

Can I have more, please? Eat that first, then you can have some more.

Why can't I have some more now? No, cos I know what you're like.

You'll either leave it and let it go to waste,

or eat too much and moan about your stomach ache later.

Whit, Sharon for you.

Hi, Sharon. Hello, Dennis.

Don't speak to him. Sorry?

I don't think it's appropriate you speak to him after today.

I don't understand. He fell over in the playground.

That's what happens when you run too fast, isn't it?

Running too fast? Is that your story?

It's not a story, Sharon. That's what happened.

No. No, this is what happened.

You lost your temper and you assaulted him.

Hey! Hang on, Sharon.

I never assaulted him. That's not true.

Dennis, will you tell her, please?

Dennis? He fell over in the playground, OK?

Attacking a child! You're a disgrace.

I'm complaining to the head teacher, the governors, the police,

anyone who'll listen.

And you'll never work anywhere near kids again.

Come on, darling.

Excuse me.

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