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You were happy to see me go down, weren't you, Ian? | :00:46. | :00:55. | |
No. No. Come on, Max. It wasn't like that. | :00:56. | :00:57. | |
It weren't like that? But it was like that, weren't it? No. | :00:58. | :01:00. | |
You can scream all you want. You can scream all you want, Ian. | :01:01. | :01:14. | |
Maybe he's planned a weekend away. You know, clear his head. | :01:15. | :01:20. | |
Without telling anyone? You know what he's like. | :01:21. | :01:23. | |
Is there anything else in there? No. It's...just clothes. | :01:24. | :01:33. | |
OK, what are you two hiding? Nothing. | :01:34. | :01:35. | |
So what happened then? Ian didn't show up. | :01:36. | :01:56. | |
Oh, you're joking. Why? No idea. | :01:57. | :01:58. | |
Why not, though? Bottled it, I guess. | :01:59. | :02:01. | |
So is that it then? Yeah. That is it. | :02:02. | :02:04. | |
So is he coming home, then? Yeah. He's gone for a little walk. | :02:05. | :02:06. | |
Then when he comes home, you can go over. Oh, good. | :02:07. | :02:08. | |
No, give it a while. He'd love to see them. | :02:09. | :02:11. | |
But maybe not quite so soon. Why not? | :02:12. | :02:15. | |
Look, can I go back to the stall or is he coming home or what? | :02:16. | :02:20. | |
but that was just playing, weren't it? | :02:21. | :02:28. | |
Come on, please. Look, I'll do whatever you want. | :02:29. | :02:30. | |
OK, look, he was threatening my family, OK? | :02:31. | :02:39. | |
Who knows what else he might have done? | :02:40. | :02:44. | |
I mean, what would you do to protect your family, eh? | :02:45. | :02:48. | |
You've got kids, haven't you? Please... | :02:49. | :02:51. | |
Please. I'll never see my kids again. | :02:52. | :02:54. | |
Look, Max, I'm sorry. OK? I'm sorry. | :02:55. | :03:00. | |
Don't kill me! Just don't kill me! Please! | :03:01. | :03:04. | |
But if it was up to me, this would be buried in your skull | :03:05. | :03:36. | |
We've got a little job for you. What? | :03:37. | :03:52. | |
And you didn't tell me? You don't need to know everything, Carol. | :03:53. | :04:00. | |
About my brother? On trial for trying to kill someone? | :04:01. | :04:02. | |
Did you see what that bloke did to Peter? | :04:03. | :04:06. | |
He battered him because he stuck that in. | :04:07. | :04:09. | |
I tell you, what's the first thing you're going to do? | :04:10. | :04:16. | |
You're pathological! You can't resist butting in. | :04:17. | :04:21. | |
You love to think you've got such self-control, | :04:22. | :04:23. | |
but one push on that family button and that evaporates. | :04:24. | :04:26. | |
But that's why I didn't get you involved - | :04:27. | :04:30. | |
because it could've been you on the end of his fist. | :04:31. | :04:32. | |
and he realised it was the wrong thing to do. | :04:33. | :04:50. | |
Well, Phil Mitchell might have had some influence. | :04:51. | :04:54. | |
Ian didn't want to lie in court, but he had no choice, did he? | :04:55. | :04:57. | |
It was the best solution, I promise you. | :04:58. | :05:02. | |
Why was Phil even involved? It's none of his business. | :05:03. | :05:04. | |
It was the best solution - now leave it. | :05:05. | :05:11. | |
Anyway - how are you? You missing us? | :05:12. | :05:13. | |
It's good to have some peace, you know, | :05:14. | :05:16. | |
Instead of Morgan spilling drinks all over the place. | :05:17. | :05:24. | |
If you want to come back any time, you'll be more than welcome. | :05:25. | :05:33. | |
That's it, I've decided what I'm doing on my 21st - | :05:34. | :05:35. | |
My friend's repping out there this year. Oh, we could all go! | :05:36. | :05:40. | |
Hang on. We talking summer? As in eight months away? | :05:41. | :05:47. | |
How's the tea coming on? Ain't got no milk. | :05:48. | :05:50. | |
Go and get some. If I leave this house again, | :05:51. | :05:52. | |
we're having Hungry Hanks for dinner. | :05:53. | :05:54. | |
Come on! How can you be hungry after the amount you just ate? | :05:55. | :05:56. | |
But Mum, serious t'ing though - I'm going to Marbella. | :05:57. | :06:05. | |
Look, a man gives away an organ, yeah, that should give him a voice. | :06:06. | :06:13. | |
You should give him the right to say, | :06:14. | :06:14. | |
"and I am going to take my limited and precious time off | :06:15. | :06:19. | |
I respect that it's your birthday and all that | :06:20. | :06:22. | |
but if you two come with me, that's a disrespect. | :06:23. | :06:24. | |
Are you finished? No, I haven't finished. OK? | :06:25. | :06:26. | |
You think you're the only one with a birthday? No. | :06:27. | :06:28. | |
It's my special day and it's coming up next week, | :06:29. | :06:31. | |
so all I'm saying is that a little bit of respect | :06:32. | :06:33. | |
Just like I have respected you by coming to the pub today | :06:34. | :06:37. | |
Respect, Mum, that's all I'm saying. OK? | :06:38. | :06:43. | |
What? That's great news. I know. It's a relief, innit? | :06:44. | :07:00. | |
TAMWAR: Even though we've got jobs and...things to do. | :07:01. | :07:11. | |
Yeah. So...you two kids just enjoy. OK? | :07:12. | :07:15. | |
Well, I want to take credit for it, so, yeah. | :07:16. | :07:22. | |
I thought...cup of tea, cake. Nice and quiet. | :07:23. | :07:28. | |
I notice Max didn't have much to say outside the court. | :07:29. | :07:43. | |
Lots of hugs for the girls, but nothing much for you. | :07:44. | :07:46. | |
Come on. He never wanted you in the past. | :07:47. | :07:52. | |
Yeah. Did well out of it too, didn't ya? All that cash. | :07:53. | :08:04. | |
Please...please, just don't tell Max, yeah? | :08:05. | :08:15. | |
Bro, what was all that about? It was court today. | :08:16. | :08:46. | |
As if Max is going to come home, everything back to normal. | :08:47. | :08:50. | |
It'll take more than a bottle of whisky. | :08:51. | :08:52. | |
You know you're always welcome at mine. | :08:53. | :08:54. | |
Yeah, well, get the spare room ready. | :08:55. | :08:57. | |
Cos in a few hours, I'll be homeless. | :08:58. | :09:07. | |
I know Michael, he had a classic look. | :09:08. | :09:12. | |
Whereas me, I've got individual style, ain't I? | :09:13. | :09:14. | |
It's not hard to dress a good-looking man. | :09:15. | :09:22. | |
So when's the funeral? I'm not sure. | :09:23. | :09:25. | |
You not heard from the coroner? Yeah, I just got to get back to him. | :09:26. | :09:28. | |
They're going to want to know who the undertakers are, | :09:29. | :09:31. | |
the undertakers will want to know where it's at and how many people, | :09:32. | :09:34. | |
Kat, he wasn't the most popular bloke in the Square, was he? | :09:35. | :09:39. | |
Probably only just be me and you, which ain't a great sendoff, is it? | :09:40. | :09:42. | |
So what? He'd be well chuffed if no-one turned up. | :09:43. | :09:46. | |
He was at his happiest when everyone thought he was a weirdo. | :09:47. | :09:49. | |
He'd love an empty church at his funeral. Believe me. | :09:50. | :10:08. | |
Oh...look who it is. All right, Carl? | :10:09. | :10:14. | |
I'm supposed to get in the van, am I? Yeah. | :10:15. | :10:17. | |
You think you're safe? I'm coming for you, mate. | :10:18. | :10:30. | |
I was...I was just trying to do the right thing, OK? | :10:31. | :10:45. | |
I was...I was trying to protect my family. | :10:46. | :10:52. | |
That's an amazing thing to do for Max and your family. | :10:53. | :11:15. | |
Mm. We've got loads of time, haven't we? | :11:16. | :11:32. | |
So is that the end of it then? You were there. | :11:33. | :12:27. | |
But after everything he's done, they can't come after him again? | :12:28. | :12:30. | |
He hasn't done anything. You know what I mean. | :12:31. | :12:32. | |
Mum, are we a body wash kind of family now, yeah? | :12:33. | :13:05. | |
No, no, no, Mum - this ain't going to cut it, you know. | :13:06. | :13:07. | |
I need proper soap. I'm a mechanic, you know. | :13:08. | :13:10. | |
That means grease everywhere. I need soap like a real man. | :13:11. | :13:15. | |
I mean, how long does it take to go to the shop? | :13:16. | :13:26. | |
It's only 50 yards up the road. He probably got distracted. | :13:27. | :13:28. | |
He's having a quick one in the Vic, you know how he gets. | :13:29. | :13:32. | |
But, Mum, I need soap, man. Proper soap too. | :13:33. | :13:37. | |
I mean you can have all the perfumed stuff you like, | :13:38. | :13:39. | |
but if I don't get that yellow stuff, | :13:40. | :13:40. | |
I can't promise you won't have grease on the sheets. | :13:41. | :13:42. | |
See this, this is a serious problem in my industry, you know. | :13:43. | :13:47. | |
This is the certification of cleaning products. | :13:48. | :13:49. | |
different kinds of soap on your shelf. | :13:50. | :13:53. | |
telling everyone it's all right to use moisturiser, | :13:54. | :13:56. | |
look after their skin, spend ?30 or ?50 on a pair of pants. | :13:57. | :13:58. | |
That's chaos. Body washes, shower gels, the works. | :13:59. | :14:01. | |
Oh, you lot shut up! What's the matter with you? | :14:02. | :14:16. | |
What's all this? You like it? You look ridiculous. | :14:17. | :14:19. | |
Stop with the ridiculous bit, all right? | :14:20. | :14:21. | |
I'm embracing the whole Michael Moon ethos. | :14:22. | :14:24. | |
Don't listen to what they're bothered about. | :14:25. | :14:26. | |
If it's just going to be you and me at the funeral on Tuesday - so what? | :14:27. | :14:29. | |
We'll celebrate Michael, give him a good sendoff, | :14:30. | :14:32. | |
What is you've always said? What is it...? | :14:33. | :14:35. | |
It's not hard to dress a good-looking man? Come on, see! | :14:36. | :14:38. | |
If you're going to do it, do it right. Come here. | :14:39. | :14:42. | |
Don't hurt me though, OK. Shut up. Go easy. | :14:43. | :14:44. | |
CROWD OOHS Oh, shut up, you lot! | :14:45. | :14:46. | |
Shush! I can't breathe. It's too small for you. | :14:47. | :14:49. | |
I shouldn't have had that bag of crisps! | :14:50. | :14:52. | |
Yeah. Close enough. Is that all right? Thank you. | :14:53. | :14:57. | |
Enough of your chat down there, all right! | :14:58. | :15:06. | |
You see? This is what I'm talking about. | :15:07. | :15:54. | |
This is the best day of my life. This is the best day. | :15:55. | :15:59. | |
Wait, if the curly fries are in here... | :16:00. | :16:02. | |
I'm on the verge of tears right now. I literally can't speak - argh! | :16:03. | :16:37. | |
We get the police involved, they find out he's lying... | :16:38. | :16:50. | |
So how long do we have to wait before we do something? | :16:51. | :16:53. | |
Is that Ian? Is he home? Oh, thank God you're OK. | :16:54. | :17:32. | |
Well, when you didn't show up at the court, we were thinking... | :17:33. | :17:38. | |
Well, we didn't know what had happened to you. | :17:39. | :17:41. | |
Right. So what was all that talk about doing the right thing then? | :17:42. | :17:50. | |
Look, can we not talk about it now? Where were you? | :17:51. | :17:53. | |
Look, I know you were worried about me, OK. | :17:54. | :18:02. | |
But I just needed some space. It's been a stressful time. | :18:03. | :18:07. | |
But, look, instead of going to jail, a man's come home to his family. | :18:08. | :18:20. | |
Yeah, well - we're just glad to have you back. | :18:21. | :18:34. | |
I ain't going to beg. Just do what you gotta do, yeah? | :18:35. | :19:42. | |
Are you kidding? How is he not your son? | :19:43. | :21:01. | |
Every time you go to the shop... This is not every time. | :21:02. | :21:25. | |
So...was it Carl then? Who set you up? | :21:26. | :22:30. | |
Let's not worry about that now, shall we? | :22:31. | :22:32. | |
What, and he doesn't pay for that? You just sitting in a jail? | :22:33. | :22:42. | |
I dunno - weren't that bad in there, really. | :22:43. | :22:44. | |
Kirsty's been brilliant in the kitchen. | :22:45. | :22:53. | |
No, she has. She's been amazing, Dad. | :22:54. | :23:02. | |
Yeah, I've...I've just got loads of work to do. | :23:03. | :23:22. | |
I just have work to do. What's the matter with you? | :23:23. | :23:32. | |
Just let me go, please. What's the matter? | :23:33. | :23:37. | |
I actually believed that you could do something like that. | :23:38. | :23:43. | |
Abs, I didn't do it, did I? Yeah, but I thought you could. | :23:44. | :23:46. | |
And I don't know if I thought that because I'm a bad person or... | :23:47. | :23:51. | |
Max does a runner, you've got his back. | :23:52. | :24:20. | |
Anything goes wrong, you're going to do a 25 stretch. | :24:21. | :24:22. | |
Don't know if any of them would kill for me. | :24:23. | :24:32. | |
Unless they had a personal grudge. We ain't got a grudge, eh? | :24:33. | :24:34. | |
Because I know it was cos of you that I went through that windscreen. | :24:35. | :24:43. | |
Because you...you released my seat belt. | :24:44. | :24:50. | |
It was between me and Max at the time. | :24:51. | :24:55. | |
You were...you were collateral damage. | :24:56. | :25:02. | |
Do you want a glass? No. No...it's perfect. | :25:03. | :25:43. | |
Max, listen - I'll go if you want me to go. | :25:44. | :25:45. | |
Just say. No - you've been here, you've been looking after the girls. | :25:46. | :25:50. | |
Kirsty, what I said to you when I was inside, | :25:51. | :26:01. | |
when I dumped you and...didn't want to see you again, | :26:02. | :26:05. | |
you know it was cos Carl was threatening Lauren. | :26:06. | :26:08. | |
It weren't right, what I said to you. | :26:09. | :26:11. | |
It's OK. But it weren't right, was it? | :26:12. | :26:28. | |
Why are you home? Why didn't Ian show up? | :26:29. | :26:36. | |
I don't want to talk about it. I just want to sit here. | :26:37. | :26:40. | |
I'll get you another. I'm all right, thanks. | :26:41. | :26:48. | |
Are you OK? Yeah, I'm fine. I just... | :26:49. | :27:12. | |
Bet you didn't see that coming, did you? Max bottling it. | :27:13. | :27:30. | |
What, you think I can't take care of this myself? | :27:31. | :27:33. | |
Got an alibi? Made sure no-one's seen us? | :27:34. | :27:39. | |
Don't know how you'll do that, they're everywhere these days. | :27:40. | :27:44. | |
Yeah, I've finished. So you'd best get on with it. | :27:45. | :27:48. | |
Postcard or anything? Greece, weren't it? | :27:49. | :27:58. | |
Cos that'd be weird, if you haven't heard from her. | :27:59. | :28:14. | |
Hello, I'm Ellie Crisell with your 90 second update. | :28:15. | :29:13. | |
Britain is sending its biggest aircraft carrier to the | :29:14. | :29:14. |