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-You seen a blue folder?

-One sec. Kids! Breakfast!

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It's important, Bianca!

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Mum. Oh, don't tell me there's no hot water again.

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No. No, it's fine. Go to work.

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Blue folder - I only put it down five minutes ago.

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Here it is.

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Oh, great. It's like a black hole in here.

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This is a business plan that's going to transform this family's future.

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All right. Georgie's Gold, or East is East?

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Is there one there called A Mug And His Money Are Easily Parted?

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It's Friday 13th, innit? I'm always up to my ears in bad luck

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so I thought today would be the day I change that.

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Well, I like to make my own luck.

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-See you later, Carol.

-See you.

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Ah! Look at you two gorgeous creatures.

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If there are two more beautiful women walking this planet I ain't seen them.

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Ignore him, B. He's up to something when he's like this.

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No, no, no, I just think, you know,

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maybe a little something might just slightly improve...

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-Look at that!

-Are you having a laugh?

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You're as bad as Terry. You need therapy, the pair of ya.

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Girls, please! The kids look at me as Santa round here,

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-what are they going to think if they see Santa with no elves?

-It's obvious, innit?

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They're in the North Pole making presents.

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Come on. Do it for Christmas. Do it for the little children.

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-Oh, give it here.

-Good girl! Look at that!

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You won't get very far in the North Pole in them boots, will ya?

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Wahey! Beautiful!

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I must say, Kat, I've never seen you look more attractive.

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-Shut up!

-See you later!

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Where's your costume, Mr Grinch? Oi, don't ignore me.

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-Me and Alfie are keeping that pub afloat, you should be more grateful.

-Go away, Kat!

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You ain't had a sniff of a real buyer, have you?

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Who buys a pub at Christmas?

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Yeah, I'll be with you in a sec. Take your time, why don't you?

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Sorry, time just ran away from me.

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-You're going to have to cover the afternoon shift as well, Marie's called in with the flu.

-I can't.

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There's no such word as "can't" when you work for me.

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OK? Customers and counter are there. See you in eight hours.

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Carol, coffee, take away, please.

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Yeah, all right, yeah.

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Not even no ketchup - what sort of apology breakfast is this?

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Why don't you just stop your noise

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and make the tea, instead of stressing out my life, yeah?

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MOBILE RINGS

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Abi's phone's been ringing all morning.

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Yeah, well, she obviously doesn't want to talk to him.

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Morning.

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Morning. Here you go, cuz, I know it's not a lot but...

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I just wanted to say sorry.

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I shouldn't have let you find out like that and I shouldn't have lied.

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-I should've just listened to Lola, she wanted to...

-What?

-Oh, my God.

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Lola knew?!

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Abs, listen... Come on, Abs, let me just...

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Do me a favour.

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If ever we fall out - just don't try and apologise.

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All right. Knocked off for Christmas already, have ya?

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Far from it, actually. Ta. Here you are.

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-What's this?

-A business plan. Vintage motors.

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Not the whole fleet - just enough to give us a speciality.

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Build up a reputation.

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Oh, yeah? For what?

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Flogging motors no sane person wants to drive any more?

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Max, used cars are ten a penny round here, ain't they?

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We need to find a niche in the market,

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-something that gets the punters coming in from all over.

-No, all right? Forget about it.

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A few clapped out old Fiestas and a tired old sign.

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-What does that say?

-It says all it needs to say.

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It says we ain't got any ambition beyond that forecourt.

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When it says Wicks up on that sign you can have a bit of ambition.

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Till then, do your job, and keep your mouth shut.

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-Cheers.

-Cheers.

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I thought you'd be at the club.

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No. Sharon can manage.

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Want me to pick up Amy later from school?

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Yeah. Great.

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No problem.

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Do us one of them, will ya?

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Oh, listen, some bloke called for you earlier. Said he couldn't get through on your mobile.

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-About the Vic?

-You know who those blokes are, don't you?

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I checked them out online.

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They're trying to buy up pubs all over the East End, turning them into flats, making a packet.

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Forget the tea, yeah?

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Ho-ho-ho!

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-Because it's Christmas, and...

-Yeah, we get it.

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You know you look like a right prat in that get up?

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That's your opinion. Fortunately my clients don't seem to agree.

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-Since when does a postie have "clients"?

-He means letter boxes.

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I mean the people in my community

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who value my services enough to tip me at Christmas.

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You got that lot for putting junk mail through people's doors?

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Yeah, that's right.

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Course, if I walked round with a face like a wet fish

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it might be a different story.

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What's he trying to say?

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Stick a smile on it, Shirl. You might reap the benefits.

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Janine. Janine!

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Look, whatever it is, I don't have time.

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Five minutes.

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Two minutes then.

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Either that's the stench of desperation

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-or you really need to change your aftershave.

-I want to buy the car lot.

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Max don't have the vision to see past next Tuesday.

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If I ain't in charge, Janine, I ain't going anywhere fast.

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And you haven't got two farthings to rub together.

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And - let me guess - that's where I come in?

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I can make money. You know that. This could be a win-win situation for both of us.

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If you're so good at making money, why are you sleeping

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on your ex's couch and truffling round the Square for scraps?

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Read this.

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All right, Tel? Bit early for you, innit, mate?

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Friday the 13th, mate.

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I do not work Friday the 13th, because I am a bad luck magnet,

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and there is not any chance of me risking getting in a cab.

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All right!

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So I thought today might be different,

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so went down the bookies.

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Twenty quid down the drain.

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So I thought the best thing was

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to have the safety of your lovely boozer

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with the paper and a pint of your finest. Let's face it, nothing can happen to me in here, can it?

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Safe as houses. This bad luck ain't going to follow you all the way to Christmas.

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Not unless I've got to go to my sister's with my mum and my old man. Believe me, that ain't happening.

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Trace, sort out Terry for me, darling.

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Pint, please, Alfie. And a double vodka tonic for the lady.

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I'll be back in a minute.

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Rox, listen, I know it's none of my business

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but I'm not hearing good things about him.

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You're going to miss it, aren't you?

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Sticking your oar in where it don't belong

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when this place goes to the highest bidder.

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Yeah. Phil had a call earlier from some property developers.

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Apparently they want to turn this place into flats.

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Ian got you running this place on your own these days?

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-Yeah. Looks that way.

-See you later, Carol.

-See you.

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What're you doing here?

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I thought you were going to go see Alice?

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I've had a nightmare of a morning.

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You can't back out now, Carol. You know she won't see me. I need you to go there and talk to her.

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-I think after everything that's happened you owe me this, don't you?

-I'm sorry. I can't. Not today.

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OK. We'll just leave her to rot then, yeah?

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David, when you get a minute we've got a couple of punters out there.

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Need me to reel them in, do you, Max?

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Yeah. I keep forgetting you're the best salesman ever to walk the Earth.

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Let's just say I've got the gift of bringing people round

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to my way of thinking.

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Don't eat yellow snow.

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I hope Lexi grows up to get your looks and not your sense of humour.

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Shirl, you're not going to get tips like that.

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You're not exactly filled with the Christmas spirit.

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Except for when you've been down the Vic for a few hours...

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No, you can't have a bag.

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Abi, erm...I heard what happened.

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Just that, thanks.

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70p. Ho-ho-ho(!)

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-Abi, I haven't...

-Oh, what, Lola?!

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What? You want to ask me how I'm doing?

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Do the whole best friend thing?

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Lie to my face, like you've been doing for months?

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Look, Abi, it wasn't like that... Abi, I'm sorry!

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I promised Kat I'd help her pack up the stall

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so you can handle dinner tonight, yeah? See you later.

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Bianca, wait!

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Carol, you can't put stuff down there, it's unhygienic!

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Would you have me grow another set of arms?

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-Just put a bit of effort in.

-I don't want to work all day, I'm done in.

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I want to leave at three o'clock at the latest.

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All right, mate.

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What's he done?!

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Ian, do you hear me? Three o'clock!

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All right.

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-Do us a couple of coffees for me and Max, will ya?

-Take away?

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Yeah. You all right, Carol?

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I've been stuck in here all day, I've had to let Alice down

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and now Bianca wants me to get the kids' tea.

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Well, that's something I can help with.

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It's fine. I can manage.

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Carol, I've just flogged a Fiesta with no gearbox,

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I'm sure I can manage a few fish fingers.

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D'you mind? Sorry. Ta.

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So, I'll have a nice hot meal waiting for you tonight.

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With any luck we'll have something to celebrate.

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Ta-ra.

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No, no, no, I don't want to hear it.

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From now on, you don't say nothing to anyone.

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Stay away from me, from Abi...

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I was trying to help. You know I talk too much...

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Does this look like a social club to you? Sling your hook.

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Is it true?

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I just had a phone call from Alfie

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saying you're selling the Vic to some corporation.

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-Roxy.

-So it is true?

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What's it got to do with you?

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Phil, the Vic's not just a pub - it's part of our community.

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Our heritage.

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My old man drank in there. His old man did.

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You rip the Vic out of the Square, what will we have left?

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I'll have quite a bit left, as it happens.

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-Especially once the cheque clears.

-Phil, don't do it.

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If you care about this community, just...

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just don't.

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My final offer of the day, I'll knock 10% off.

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-Yeah?

-It's all right, man.

-Hey, she loves it! Come on.

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Suit yourselves.

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The famous Wicks charm scores again.

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I've got a nice little runaround out back, one careful owner.

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In David-speak, that means one careful owner,

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100,000 miles on the clock, and dodgy brakes.

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Actually I just came to say thank you

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for putting this really thoughtful gift through my letter box.

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I think a begging letter might've been more honest.

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It was knocking around at home, Janine,

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I've been meaning to give it to you for days.

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Oh, right? And, what, did you expect me to look at it,

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start thinking about Pat and Dad,

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start talking about family, how we should all stick together,

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then you sit back and wait for me to write a great big fat cheque?

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Don't knock it, Janine.

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This place is a gold mine in the right hands.

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Please! Look at it. It's hardly investment material, is it?

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Enough for your old man, weren't it? Look, just hear me out.

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No games. Just an honest proposal.

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You can't be honest, David. You don't know how.

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Well, it'll be a laugh watching me try, then, won't it? Come on.

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What are you doing back?

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I had to pick up some paperwork. And call that firm back.

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They must really want the pub.

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They want an answer by the end of the day.

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Phil, can I ask a favour?

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You know if you do sell the pub,

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and the money clears...

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can I have a loan of 20 grand?

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Am I allowed to ask what for?

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Well, you can ask.

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I'll think about it.

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I'd offer you a cuppa but I know you don't drink instant.

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How do you even get out of bed in the morning?

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Believe it or not, Janine, I like coming here.

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You used to be, like, flash cars, designer suit...

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Knock off, all of 'em.

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But you wore them so well though.

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And now look at you. I mean...

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You think this is me down on my luck?

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This is nothing, trust me.

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Oh! Poor David.

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I don't want sympathy, Janine.

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You want the truth?

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I can't do it any more.

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Roaming around, and bouncing from place to place.

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I just don't want it any more.

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I've got a home here. I've got roots.

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I need to show Carol and Bianca that I'm back here for good.

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I want my name over that door.

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Yeah, but...of this place?

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Well, OK, it's a tin can with mould on the windows

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but I made a go of it before.

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So, yeah. Yeah, this place.

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With all your money, don't you ever want to own something real?

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Oh, I think you'll find I own many real properties

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that yield a very real income.

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No, I mean real in here.

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Something that gets your juices flowing.

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Something that gets you out of a warm bed on a cold morning.

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Think about it! This place, back in the right hands.

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A proper family business.

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You know what's sad?

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You used to be a flash car with a fast engine.

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And now you're just a rusty old cut-and-shut

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that not even you could sell.

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Come on, I mean, it's hardly investment material, is it?

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Thanks, though, for the trip down memory lane.

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Hi? Excuse me. Do you still work here

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or are we going to have to get behind the counter

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and serve ourselves?

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I tell you what, tell Ian his customers can go hungry.

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Cos...I've had enough. Excuse me.

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Goodbye.

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You know what happens to communities

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when their local gets taken away, don't ya?

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I've seen it driving round in the cab. Ghost town.

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I had this fantasy that some fat cat would come in

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and buy this boozer, and keep me on as manager.

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-It could still happen.

-Pity I'm out the running.

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All right, not that I was ever in it.

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To the Queen Victoria.

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An East End beauty taken away from us too soon.

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-Yeah. To the Queen V.

-Queen V.

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MOBILE RINGS

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Hello.

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She's done what?!

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How many tips d'you get, then?

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25p. And 13 sarky comments.

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You know, some day you and me,

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we won't be at the bottom of the pile round here.

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Thinking of buying the place, ladies?

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Ian called.

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If you've come to have a go, I ain't interested.

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I'm here cos I know how you feel.

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And I don't envy you.

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David?

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Wow. 20 missed calls from Jay.

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Ten from Lola.

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You're popular at last.

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They lied to me. For months.

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I'm not going to let people treat me like that.

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Good for you.

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Can I just say one thing, though?

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If you did want to forgive him... it wouldn't make you like Mum.

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This is nothing to do with Mum.

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I know. I know. I'm just saying.

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-Rox.

-Hey.

-Hey.

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I thought you might want to come with me to pick up Amy from nursery.

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I thought I might stay here if that's OK.

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All right.

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Will you be home to give her dinner or shall I do that too?

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Yeah. You don't mind, do you?

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No. Course not. I'll see you later.

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-Do you want another drink?

-Yes.

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Going to start playing nice now?

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My sister means the world to me.

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And nothing is going to change that.

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You sound so confident.

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It's a lot more than it's worth.

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Tell me about it.

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And you're not sure what they're going to do with it?

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They could keep it as is. Or give it a bit of a makeover.

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Yeah. Or knock it down and sling it in the nearest skip.

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And would that really be such a bad thing?

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Sharon, this is the Vic we're talking about,

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not some two-bit gaff on the High Street.

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Who do you think you're talking to? I've spent half my life in there.

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I've stood behind that bar, thinking nothing could touch me.

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And I've been the kid kneeling on the landing

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listening to Mum and Dad having yet another row.

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Knowing life would never be the same again.

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So you know.

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I know that the best and the worst things

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that have ever happened to me have happened in that pub.

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And me and you.

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What side of the line does that fall on?

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Me and you? Which time?

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Dad would have had his hands round your throat

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if he thought you were selling the Vic off for a bit of scrap.

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And Mum.

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Well, at the end of the day, they don't live here, do they?

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So you'd rather it was gone? Just a hole in the ground?

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What do you think about, eh?

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Every time you walk past that place?

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I try not to.

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I thought you didn't want me. You didn't want our baby.

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You kept going on about your future without saying how I was going to fit into it.

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Yeah, because I thought we'd work that part out together.

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And we still can work that bit out together!

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I'm scared!

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Because I trusted you so much. And now...

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Look, I know I ruined things. But, please, Abs...

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No, Jay, listen to me.

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I know it was just a kiss.

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And I know we'd just been through something massive.

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But I don't want us to waste years

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splitting up and getting back together

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and never really being happy.

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-We won't!

-We might. And I've seen that, and I won't do it.

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Not to either of us.

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I can't promise you that we won't have our problems.

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But I can promise you that when we do, I'll be straight with you.

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No more lies. Just me and you.

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Between Rox hanging about with him and Phil selling this place

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we're getting a bad reputation round here.

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Speak for yourself. I ain't no Mitchell.

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Yes, you are. And don't you ever forget it, right?

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Where you going?

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One minute.

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Buy us a drink, Bill.

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How comes whenever you two come in here I've got to buy the round?

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Because we're skint.

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You know what, we'll be having Christmas dinner

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at the community centre with Dot's old codgers at this rate.

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-Feeling sorry for us yet?

-Nope. Trace? Sort them out.

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Here, Rox? Fancy a shot?

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-A party with me's better than one with him.

-Ha-ha! Yes, please!

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Cos I turned you down you want to mess things up with me and Abi?

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-It's not like that!

-What is it, then? I don't understand you any more.

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-I was having a bad week and it just slipped out...

-But I...

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Yous going to get a round in, or...?

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Hang on a minute! Are yous two...?

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One mistake isn't worth ruining everything we've got.

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So are we all right, Abs?

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I'm sorry!

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You see, look at that! You two back together. That's right.

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Where are you going?

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Look, it's like you said, man, I ain't been myself recently.

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I need to sort out my head.

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I don't want to be the one that ruins everything all the time.

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I'm sorry, though.

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Dex, don't go. We'll help you out.

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Abs, this is my thing. I'm going to sort it out, yeah?

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You're both fired. Merry Christmas.

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Wait, what?!

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It's nothing personal, all right, Lucy,

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-I just need to free up some cash.

-You can't do that. It's illegal.

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That is true. But my lawyers are bigger and better than yours.

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Janine - it's Christmas.

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Exactly. What better time to invest in a family business?

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I'd better go and get Denny from Dot's.

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So, uh... What am I going to tell them?

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You asked me what I think about when I walk past the Vic. Ghosts.

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I used to think that pub was the only place I'd ever be happy.

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Now I know I could never go back.

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MOBILE RINGS

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DOOR OPENS

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One thing. I asked you to do one little thing...

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Sorry, the day didn't exactly go as planned.

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Shall I nip down the chippy or something?

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You come back here, ignore me when I say you're not welcome...

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Hey, why am I public enemy number one all of a sudden?

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Cause trouble with me and Mas, sit on your backside

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-while I try to stop this family falling apart...

-I don't need this!

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-You can't even get a packet of fish fingers from the Minute Mart!

-If you knew what I'd been doing all day...

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-Swanning round in your cheap suit, mouthing off, achieving nothing?

-No!

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I've been humiliating myself! Getting down on bended knee to Janine

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like a pathetic waste of space, and for why?

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For us. For this family. For our future.

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Oh, you think that's funny? Me trying to do something right?

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That is the funniest thing that's come out your mouth in years.

0:25:070:25:10

Carol, I really don't know what's...

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-You've been making empty promises for 30 years!

-I'm sorry!

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-It's pathetic, useless, and I'm sick of it.

-Mum?

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-Get out of here! I said get out of here!

-Oi!

-Get out!

-All right!

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Mum? What is the matter with you?!

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It's done.

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Good.

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Have you thought about my loan?

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20 grand?

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And you ain't going to tell me what it's for?

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You're having a laugh, in't ya?

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Eight points from the next four games, it'll put us right at the top.

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Can I get a large whisky, please?

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I'm guessing this ain't the first boozer you've been in...

0:26:140:26:16

Not being funny, but will you just give me my drink, please?

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Yes. There you go, Joey.

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You know what? Those Brannings are a pain in the backside.

0:26:250:26:27

Carol dropped me right in it at the caff earlier.

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Here you go, mate. Get your laughing gear round that, on the house.

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-Thank you very much!

-You're welcome.

-Oi, Santa. You forgot something.

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Everybody! It's Christmas!

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We're having fun. What are we having here, eh?

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Oi, you! This ain't self service!

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Oh, I've just spoke to Phil, and he's agreed to sell me this place.

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What is the point in having all that money

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if you don't spend it on something that gets your pulse racing?

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And I have always thought

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that a landlady works much better behind the bar here.

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Long live the Queen.

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Mate, what a day.

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I can't even get back from the chippy without picking up an injury.

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Terry, it was like World War III.

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She just chucked him out on the street.

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What is she thinking? I mean, what is going on inside her head?

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