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I heard you up and about in the night. | 0:00:25 | 0:00:28 | |
Perhaps you should've had one of your sleeping tablets, eh? | 0:00:28 | 0:00:31 | |
-Where are you going? -I've got to get to work, ain't I? | 0:00:31 | 0:00:35 | |
You know the things I told you about Michael? | 0:00:35 | 0:00:38 | |
That is going to stay between me and you. We're going to keep that between us? | 0:00:38 | 0:00:41 | |
Because if it ever got out my life would be over and Scarlett's life... | 0:00:41 | 0:00:45 | |
-Janine! -Just promise me. | 0:00:45 | 0:00:47 | |
I'm not going to say anything. | 0:00:47 | 0:00:48 | |
Say it. Say you promise. | 0:00:49 | 0:00:51 | |
I promise on my mother's grave, OK? That good enough for you? | 0:00:52 | 0:00:56 | |
If it was me, I'd probably use it. | 0:00:57 | 0:01:00 | |
I'd find my moment and then I'd use it. | 0:01:00 | 0:01:02 | |
I'm not going to say a word. | 0:01:02 | 0:01:06 | |
Come on, think about the Vic. | 0:01:06 | 0:01:07 | |
You really think things are going to be good again? | 0:01:09 | 0:01:12 | |
Course I do. You're going home, Janine. | 0:01:12 | 0:01:15 | |
So. We're actually going to do this then? | 0:01:36 | 0:01:39 | |
Yeah. We're actually going to do it. | 0:01:39 | 0:01:40 | |
You know they're going to say no. | 0:01:40 | 0:01:42 | |
Think positive. | 0:01:42 | 0:01:43 | |
Yeah, this is me thinking positive. | 0:01:43 | 0:01:45 | |
Look at Pops, he's already made a mess of things. | 0:01:45 | 0:01:47 | |
But this is what we want though, yeah? | 0:01:47 | 0:01:49 | |
Us together on Christmas Day. | 0:01:49 | 0:01:51 | |
Yes, of course it is. But it's the Mitchells and the Beales. | 0:01:51 | 0:01:55 | |
It's you and me. Come on. | 0:01:55 | 0:01:57 | |
Yes, all right. Yes, we can do this. | 0:01:59 | 0:02:01 | |
-We can totally do this. -Peter... | 0:02:01 | 0:02:04 | |
SHE GIGGLES | 0:02:06 | 0:02:09 | |
-Maybe... -Maybe we need... | 0:02:13 | 0:02:15 | |
We should have a plan B. | 0:02:15 | 0:02:16 | |
-Plan B. -You know, just in case. | 0:02:16 | 0:02:18 | |
Dad! The lights have gone again. | 0:02:22 | 0:02:24 | |
You're having a laugh, ain't ya? | 0:02:24 | 0:02:26 | |
I wish I was. | 0:02:26 | 0:02:27 | |
Nan. How do you spell "nunchucks?" | 0:02:27 | 0:02:29 | |
-Hmm? -You can't ask Father Christmas for nunchucks. | 0:02:29 | 0:02:32 | |
Nan? | 0:02:32 | 0:02:34 | |
Nan? | 0:02:35 | 0:02:37 | |
Nan? Why are you sad? Do you miss Granddad? | 0:02:39 | 0:02:43 | |
I do too. | 0:02:43 | 0:02:44 | |
Can I just have a bit of peace and quiet please? | 0:02:44 | 0:02:47 | |
How we going to do this without a proper chimbley? | 0:02:50 | 0:02:52 | |
-Chimney. -That's what I said. | 0:02:52 | 0:02:54 | |
Tel! Down here! | 0:02:54 | 0:02:57 | |
That'll have to wait. | 0:02:57 | 0:02:58 | |
Right, we're going to burn 'em in this, OK? | 0:02:58 | 0:03:02 | |
Nothing says Christmas like burning stuff in a bucket, does it, eh? | 0:03:02 | 0:03:05 | |
Yeah, and Mum threw up in that once. | 0:03:05 | 0:03:07 | |
ALL: Urgh! | 0:03:07 | 0:03:08 | |
-The lights have gone again. -Yeah, I know. It's the fuse. | 0:03:08 | 0:03:11 | |
-I'm trying to fix it. -You said that last time. | 0:03:11 | 0:03:13 | |
Yeah, it'll be all right. Right, come on, let's have a look, then. | 0:03:13 | 0:03:16 | |
Spud, what you got? Right. | 0:03:16 | 0:03:18 | |
"Dear Father Christmas, please can I have some turkey, | 0:03:18 | 0:03:21 | |
"roast potatoes, them little sausage things in bacon, some..." | 0:03:21 | 0:03:25 | |
I don't think you're quite grasping the concept of this, darling. | 0:03:25 | 0:03:28 | |
You said to write what I wanted. | 0:03:28 | 0:03:31 | |
And I want a Christmas dinner. | 0:03:31 | 0:03:33 | |
DOORBELL RINGS | 0:03:33 | 0:03:34 | |
ALL: Door! | 0:03:34 | 0:03:37 | |
How comes TJ and Liam aren't writing letters? | 0:03:37 | 0:03:40 | |
-That's a good point, actually. -Cos we have some dignity. | 0:03:40 | 0:03:42 | |
Well, write. | 0:03:42 | 0:03:44 | |
DOORBELL RINGS ALL: Door! | 0:03:44 | 0:03:45 | |
What is the matter with you lot? | 0:03:45 | 0:03:47 | |
Have you lost the use of your legs or something? | 0:03:47 | 0:03:51 | |
Hiya. Your lights are on the blink. | 0:03:52 | 0:03:55 | |
Patrick! | 0:03:57 | 0:03:59 | |
Er, Mr Trueman. | 0:03:59 | 0:04:01 | |
Sir? | 0:04:03 | 0:04:04 | |
Sir? Yeah, yeah. | 0:04:04 | 0:04:07 | |
Erm... | 0:04:07 | 0:04:08 | |
There's something I've been meaning to ask you for quite a while. | 0:04:08 | 0:04:13 | |
Go on, then. | 0:04:14 | 0:04:16 | |
Well, with you being the nearest thing Denise has got to a father. | 0:04:16 | 0:04:21 | |
I mean, to all intents and purposes, you are. | 0:04:21 | 0:04:24 | |
Just not in the biological sense. | 0:04:24 | 0:04:26 | |
I just thought that it was appropriate... | 0:04:26 | 0:04:29 | |
..you know, with Christmas on its way and everything, you know, | 0:04:30 | 0:04:35 | |
to make a gesture. | 0:04:35 | 0:04:36 | |
A romantic gesture. | 0:04:37 | 0:04:39 | |
To me? | 0:04:39 | 0:04:40 | |
No, not to you, to Denise. | 0:04:40 | 0:04:42 | |
PATRICK CHUCKLES | 0:04:42 | 0:04:44 | |
You want my permission? | 0:04:44 | 0:04:46 | |
Yeah, in a manner of speaking. | 0:04:47 | 0:04:49 | |
In a manner of speaking or actually? | 0:04:49 | 0:04:52 | |
Actually. | 0:04:52 | 0:04:54 | |
No, no, you're losing me there, you know, Ian. | 0:04:54 | 0:04:57 | |
Is it OK? | 0:04:57 | 0:04:59 | |
-Is what OK? -Look, just yes or no. | 0:04:59 | 0:05:01 | |
Well, yes. | 0:05:02 | 0:05:03 | |
Good. | 0:05:03 | 0:05:05 | |
-You're late. -I know, I know, sorry. | 0:05:08 | 0:05:10 | |
Alfie? We need milk and wet wipes. | 0:05:32 | 0:05:35 | |
What are you doing here? | 0:05:37 | 0:05:39 | |
-I'm carrying a box. -Billy? | 0:05:39 | 0:05:41 | |
-Billy! -Excuse me? | 0:05:42 | 0:05:44 | |
Is this a load-bearing wall? | 0:05:44 | 0:05:46 | |
-What? -You know what, never mind. It's coming out anyway. | 0:05:46 | 0:05:49 | |
-Alfie! -And these fixtures and fittings, | 0:05:49 | 0:05:51 | |
somebody actively chose those lights. | 0:05:51 | 0:05:53 | |
Kat, I know you said milk but what was the other thing you wanted? | 0:05:53 | 0:05:56 | |
Wet wipes. | 0:05:56 | 0:05:57 | |
-What you doing? -I'm carrying a box. | 0:05:59 | 0:06:00 | |
-Over there please, Billy. -No you don't, Billy. -Yes you do, Billy. | 0:06:00 | 0:06:04 | |
No, no, whoa, whoa, hold on. This is trespassing, all right? | 0:06:04 | 0:06:07 | |
It can't be trespassing, actually. Not when you own the place. | 0:06:07 | 0:06:09 | |
You don't yet. So just get out. | 0:06:09 | 0:06:11 | |
No, Alfie, let her have her fun. | 0:06:11 | 0:06:13 | |
You don't like the fixtures and fittings, no? | 0:06:13 | 0:06:16 | |
There you go. | 0:06:21 | 0:06:23 | |
You really have no heart, eh, Janine. | 0:06:27 | 0:06:30 | |
You really have no home. | 0:06:30 | 0:06:33 | |
I know who I'd rather be. | 0:06:33 | 0:06:35 | |
Phil? | 0:06:40 | 0:06:42 | |
All right? | 0:06:42 | 0:06:43 | |
What's with the train set? | 0:06:43 | 0:06:45 | |
Every kid needs a train set, don't they? | 0:06:46 | 0:06:48 | |
Don't know if you've noticed but Lexi's a girl. | 0:06:48 | 0:06:51 | |
Hang on a minute, this says 12 years and over. | 0:06:52 | 0:06:55 | |
This is definitely for you and Pops, I know it is. | 0:06:55 | 0:07:00 | |
-You after something? -What? No. | 0:07:00 | 0:07:02 | |
You got that look. I know that look. | 0:07:02 | 0:07:05 | |
Why would I want anything? | 0:07:05 | 0:07:07 | |
Just ask, Lo, will ya? | 0:07:07 | 0:07:10 | |
OK. Right, I've got this idea. It's a little bit crazy but... | 0:07:10 | 0:07:14 | |
Peter, will you just get to the salient point? | 0:07:14 | 0:07:17 | |
OK, er... | 0:07:17 | 0:07:19 | |
Christmas Day. | 0:07:19 | 0:07:20 | |
All the Mitchells and all the Beales. | 0:07:22 | 0:07:25 | |
Dinner together. What do you think? | 0:07:25 | 0:07:27 | |
The Mitchells? The Mitchells and the Beales? | 0:07:27 | 0:07:30 | |
Yeah. It's not that ridiculous, is it? | 0:07:30 | 0:07:32 | |
Think about it, Lexi can have all her family around her. | 0:07:32 | 0:07:34 | |
-And Ian is her uncle. -No, he ain't. -Well, half. | 0:07:34 | 0:07:37 | |
If Ian Beale is round here on Christmas Day, the turkey | 0:07:37 | 0:07:40 | |
won't be the only thing with sage and onion stuffed up its jacksy. | 0:07:40 | 0:07:43 | |
No! No, no, no. | 0:07:43 | 0:07:47 | |
-And no. Just, no! No! -It was just an idea. | 0:07:47 | 0:07:50 | |
The Mitchells... | 0:07:50 | 0:07:51 | |
..and the Beales. The Beales! | 0:07:51 | 0:07:53 | |
It weren't supposed to be funny. | 0:07:53 | 0:07:55 | |
DOORBELL RINGS | 0:07:55 | 0:07:57 | |
Peter, we need a plan B. | 0:08:03 | 0:08:06 | |
Paperwork. | 0:08:06 | 0:08:07 | |
All you have to do is sign and my 40% of the club is yours. | 0:08:10 | 0:08:14 | |
Right, well, that was painless. | 0:08:35 | 0:08:39 | |
So, wait to hear from my solicitor and we can finalise the Vic sale. | 0:08:40 | 0:08:45 | |
Oh, yeah, erm, about that. | 0:08:45 | 0:08:48 | |
It, er, ain't going to happen. | 0:08:48 | 0:08:51 | |
What? | 0:08:53 | 0:08:55 | |
I've had another offer. | 0:08:55 | 0:08:57 | |
-A bigger offer? -Well, that's how it usually works, Janine. | 0:08:58 | 0:09:01 | |
-How much? -Well, if you want to get your hands on the Vic, | 0:09:01 | 0:09:04 | |
you're going to need another 400 grand. | 0:09:04 | 0:09:06 | |
No, no, no, no, no. | 0:09:06 | 0:09:08 | |
-You're playing me. -By Christmas. | 0:09:08 | 0:09:10 | |
There is no other offer is there? | 0:09:11 | 0:09:13 | |
And I'll need proof you can get the money by the end of today. | 0:09:13 | 0:09:16 | |
You're definitely playing me. | 0:09:16 | 0:09:18 | |
Or you're out of the running. It's your call, Janine. | 0:09:18 | 0:09:21 | |
Now, if you don't mind, I've got business to attend to. | 0:09:21 | 0:09:25 | |
-It is the one you wanted, isn't it? -Yeah. | 0:09:38 | 0:09:40 | |
Are you going to cry? | 0:09:40 | 0:09:42 | |
No, shut up. | 0:09:42 | 0:09:44 | |
O...M...G! | 0:09:47 | 0:09:51 | |
It's a onesie! | 0:09:51 | 0:09:53 | |
I love you. | 0:09:53 | 0:09:56 | |
I love you too, baby. | 0:09:56 | 0:09:57 | |
How comes they get to open their presents and we don't? | 0:10:02 | 0:10:07 | |
Because they are what you call a product of a broken home. | 0:10:07 | 0:10:09 | |
So are we. I'm so going to be an air hostess when I grow up. | 0:10:09 | 0:10:12 | |
No, you're not. | 0:10:12 | 0:10:14 | |
She does that all the time. She's trying to buy their love. | 0:10:14 | 0:10:17 | |
Well, she's their mum, ain't she? | 0:10:17 | 0:10:19 | |
She might be a mum that serves people drinks for a living. | 0:10:19 | 0:10:24 | |
Or she might be a mum that does this for a living. | 0:10:24 | 0:10:28 | |
I'd certainly like to show her the nearest exit. | 0:10:28 | 0:10:30 | |
-What? -You... | 0:10:30 | 0:10:32 | |
Listen, she... | 0:10:32 | 0:10:35 | |
ain't going to see your kids on Christmas Day. | 0:10:35 | 0:10:39 | |
Just let her have her moment. | 0:10:39 | 0:10:40 | |
Look at me! | 0:10:42 | 0:10:43 | |
THEY LAUGH | 0:10:46 | 0:10:48 | |
-No. -Yep. | 0:10:50 | 0:10:52 | |
-You're sure? -100%. | 0:10:53 | 0:10:56 | |
He was asking for your hand in marriage. | 0:10:56 | 0:10:59 | |
It's 2013. Who does that? | 0:10:59 | 0:11:00 | |
He really said, "My hand in marriage?" | 0:11:00 | 0:11:02 | |
Well, I mean, not exactly those words. | 0:11:02 | 0:11:04 | |
As a matter of fact, he really didn't make a lot of sense, you know. | 0:11:04 | 0:11:07 | |
You're freaking me out now. | 0:11:07 | 0:11:09 | |
-You know what you need? -A stiff drink? | 0:11:09 | 0:11:11 | |
Proof. The ring. It must be somewhere. | 0:11:11 | 0:11:15 | |
DOOR OPENS | 0:11:15 | 0:11:17 | |
'Denise?' | 0:11:17 | 0:11:18 | |
You won't believe this. | 0:11:20 | 0:11:22 | |
This one has suggested we spend Christmas dinner with the Mitchells. | 0:11:22 | 0:11:25 | |
Not the most insane thing I've heard all day. | 0:11:25 | 0:11:27 | |
-I hate Phil. You hate Phil. -Yes, I know. I'm just saying, | 0:11:27 | 0:11:30 | |
people, they do crazy, | 0:11:30 | 0:11:34 | |
ill-advised things at Christmas, don't they? | 0:11:34 | 0:11:37 | |
Ian, do you have a better proposal? | 0:11:37 | 0:11:40 | |
-What? -Nothing. We've just, you know... | 0:11:40 | 0:11:44 | |
-You want a tea, coffee, anyone? -Yeah, coffee. | 0:11:44 | 0:11:47 | |
Yeah, women are a mystery to me. | 0:11:50 | 0:11:52 | |
Look, all I'm saying is maybe it's time you buried the hatchet? | 0:11:52 | 0:11:56 | |
What, in Phil Mitchell's head? That would be preferable. | 0:11:56 | 0:11:58 | |
Only reason I asked is cos he brought it up. | 0:12:00 | 0:12:02 | |
Phil? Phil suggested we have Christmas dinner together? | 0:12:04 | 0:12:08 | |
Yeah, yeah. He said he felt really bad about yesterday. | 0:12:08 | 0:12:10 | |
What, he's got feelings? | 0:12:10 | 0:12:12 | |
Well, seemed pretty genuine to me. | 0:12:12 | 0:12:15 | |
Maybe he's more willing to forgive and forget than you are. | 0:12:15 | 0:12:18 | |
Nah. Nah, he's just trying to get in my head. | 0:12:20 | 0:12:23 | |
That's what he does. | 0:12:23 | 0:12:24 | |
I'm not so sure. And there was me thinking you were the bigger man. | 0:12:24 | 0:12:28 | |
£400,000. | 0:12:31 | 0:12:34 | |
I mean, where the hell am I going to find 400 grand from? | 0:12:34 | 0:12:37 | |
All of my money is tied up, in properties or in the business! | 0:12:37 | 0:12:41 | |
He is laughing at me, David. | 0:12:41 | 0:12:43 | |
And this offer, this other offer! It doesn't even exist! | 0:12:43 | 0:12:46 | |
Stop. Stop. Stop for just one second. | 0:12:46 | 0:12:49 | |
-I want the Vic. -Yeah, and you're going to get it. | 0:12:49 | 0:12:52 | |
We'll find you the money, Janine. Come on. | 0:12:53 | 0:12:56 | |
(OK.) | 0:12:58 | 0:13:00 | |
(It's all right, calm down.) | 0:13:00 | 0:13:02 | |
Why don't we ask Nan? | 0:13:07 | 0:13:09 | |
-No. -Why not? | 0:13:09 | 0:13:12 | |
Cos moving in with her would be like admitting defeat. | 0:13:12 | 0:13:15 | |
-It's like a charity. -No, it ain't charity. | 0:13:15 | 0:13:17 | |
Kat, listen, I know it sounds stupid, | 0:13:19 | 0:13:21 | |
but a man should be able to provide for his missus and his kid! | 0:13:21 | 0:13:25 | |
-Yeah, all right. It does sound stupid. -Thank you. | 0:13:25 | 0:13:28 | |
-I'll ask Nan. -No! | 0:13:28 | 0:13:30 | |
Alfie, come on! | 0:13:30 | 0:13:31 | |
Kat, listen, I ain't got a job, I ain't got us a place to live, | 0:13:31 | 0:13:35 | |
I can't even afford 50 quid for presents... | 0:13:35 | 0:13:37 | |
Things will work out. They always do. | 0:13:37 | 0:13:39 | |
Yeah, all right, and what if it doesn't this time? | 0:13:39 | 0:13:42 | |
Ask Nan. | 0:13:42 | 0:13:43 | |
I'm going to find us a place, all right? | 0:13:45 | 0:13:47 | |
It's the green ones. | 0:13:52 | 0:13:54 | |
It's always the bleedin' green ones. | 0:13:54 | 0:13:57 | |
It's a conspiracy. | 0:13:57 | 0:13:58 | |
Mum's going to be all on her own on Christmas Day. | 0:13:58 | 0:14:00 | |
Well, with the two blokes she lives with. But still... | 0:14:00 | 0:14:03 | |
You know what I think? I think there's someone out there | 0:14:05 | 0:14:08 | |
making a fortune out of green bulbs. | 0:14:08 | 0:14:10 | |
It's the green bulbs. The lights used to go every Christmas. | 0:14:11 | 0:14:14 | |
It became a bit of a running joke. | 0:14:14 | 0:14:16 | |
Hilarious. | 0:14:16 | 0:14:17 | |
You ever want any duty free, perfume or whatever, | 0:14:18 | 0:14:21 | |
let me know and I'll pick you some up. | 0:14:21 | 0:14:23 | |
You know it was the worst mistake of your life letting Terry go, don't you? | 0:14:23 | 0:14:26 | |
Suppose you think you can come back here and get in his pants. | 0:14:26 | 0:14:30 | |
Sorry Nikki, he's taken. | 0:14:30 | 0:14:32 | |
Him and his pants. | 0:14:32 | 0:14:34 | |
I'm here to see my kids. | 0:14:34 | 0:14:36 | |
Terry said you used to go weeks, sometimes months, | 0:14:36 | 0:14:39 | |
without seeing them. | 0:14:39 | 0:14:41 | |
So why are you all interested now? | 0:14:41 | 0:14:44 | |
What else did Terry say? | 0:14:44 | 0:14:46 | |
Did he tell you that he begged me not to leave him? | 0:14:46 | 0:14:49 | |
It still ain't working. | 0:14:50 | 0:14:51 | |
I'm going to head off. | 0:14:51 | 0:14:53 | |
Are you not staying for a cuppa? | 0:14:53 | 0:14:54 | |
BOTH: No. | 0:14:54 | 0:14:56 | |
Kids! Your mum's leaving. | 0:14:56 | 0:14:59 | |
I meant what I said, Bianca. | 0:14:59 | 0:15:01 | |
You ever want any duty free, let me know. | 0:15:01 | 0:15:04 | |
See you later, darling. | 0:15:04 | 0:15:05 | |
All the remaining properties. The flats in Kenwyn House. | 0:15:11 | 0:15:13 | |
-Sell them. -All of them? -Just do it, Billy. | 0:15:13 | 0:15:15 | |
That ain't going to help, Janine. | 0:15:15 | 0:15:17 | |
47a and 47b Albert Square. | 0:15:17 | 0:15:20 | |
No. You'll be waiting months. | 0:15:20 | 0:15:21 | |
Shares. Shares. I've got shares in somewhere, I know I do. | 0:15:21 | 0:15:24 | |
Janine, you need the cash up front. | 0:15:24 | 0:15:26 | |
Is someone going to tell me what's happening here? | 0:15:26 | 0:15:28 | |
If you give him all that lot plus a bit of cash, | 0:15:28 | 0:15:30 | |
you can sell your car, he's never going to say no, is he? | 0:15:30 | 0:15:32 | |
-Sorry, why are you listening to him? -Get my solicitor on the phone. | 0:15:32 | 0:15:35 | |
Janine, I really don't think you want to do that. | 0:15:35 | 0:15:37 | |
Shut up, Billy! I'm not losing the Vic. Not now. | 0:15:37 | 0:15:39 | |
Keys. | 0:15:41 | 0:15:42 | |
I paid 50 grand for that car. | 0:15:46 | 0:15:49 | |
I'll see what I can do. | 0:15:49 | 0:15:50 | |
So. Christmas. | 0:16:01 | 0:16:03 | |
The season of good will to men and all that sort of stuff. | 0:16:03 | 0:16:07 | |
Behold, I bring you tidings of great joy! | 0:16:08 | 0:16:11 | |
You about to tell me you're up the duff or something? | 0:16:11 | 0:16:13 | |
No. Beales. Mitchells. Christmas dinner. What do you say? | 0:16:13 | 0:16:16 | |
I'd rather eat my own face. | 0:16:16 | 0:16:18 | |
I thought this was your idea. | 0:16:18 | 0:16:19 | |
Does it sound like one of my ideas? | 0:16:19 | 0:16:21 | |
-I'm trying to be the bigger man. -You'll never be the bigger man. | 0:16:21 | 0:16:24 | |
-I don't know why I bothered. -Why did you bother? | 0:16:24 | 0:16:26 | |
You'll never get to taste my honey glazed chipolatas. And that is a tragedy. | 0:16:26 | 0:16:30 | |
You ain't very good at this, are you? | 0:16:33 | 0:16:35 | |
Fine. I didn't want to have to do it this way, but... | 0:16:35 | 0:16:39 | |
Do what? What way? | 0:16:39 | 0:16:40 | |
We all spend Christmas day together or you don't see Lexi. | 0:16:41 | 0:16:44 | |
And I know you think I won't go through with it, but I will. | 0:16:44 | 0:16:47 | |
Cos I'm a Mitchell. We don't make empty threats. | 0:16:47 | 0:16:50 | |
Think about it. | 0:16:50 | 0:16:51 | |
Look I reckon we should just bung 'em in. | 0:16:54 | 0:16:56 | |
We should wait for Nan. She seems a bit sad. | 0:16:56 | 0:17:01 | |
No, she's all right, darling. | 0:17:01 | 0:17:02 | |
She's just a bit miserable cos Granddad's being an idiot. | 0:17:02 | 0:17:04 | |
Probably just her hormones. | 0:17:04 | 0:17:06 | |
Right, are we all ready? | 0:17:06 | 0:17:07 | |
OK, Father Christmas, Big Man, Santa Claus. | 0:17:07 | 0:17:11 | |
We know you're right busy at this time of year but we are sending you | 0:17:11 | 0:17:14 | |
these letters with hope that you would consider our requests. | 0:17:14 | 0:17:18 | |
Although, I do feel that probably Morgan's anti-gravity boots | 0:17:18 | 0:17:21 | |
might be a little bit out your league. | 0:17:21 | 0:17:23 | |
Best wishes to your good wife, Mary Christmas, | 0:17:23 | 0:17:27 | |
and of course all the reindeer. Donner, Prancer, er... | 0:17:27 | 0:17:31 | |
Kebab, er, Rudolf, Lionel Messi, | 0:17:31 | 0:17:34 | |
and, of course, Keith. | 0:17:34 | 0:17:36 | |
-Keith? -Don't matter. | 0:17:36 | 0:17:37 | |
Yours sincerely, from all of us, lots of love, all the best. | 0:17:37 | 0:17:41 | |
Oh, PS, we're going to leave you out a right nice mince pie. | 0:17:41 | 0:17:44 | |
Right, let's burn these bad boys. | 0:17:44 | 0:17:46 | |
Right, we ready? Here we go, then. | 0:17:48 | 0:17:50 | |
Stay back, get back. | 0:17:51 | 0:17:53 | |
-Little Tel. -What's wrong with him? | 0:17:56 | 0:17:58 | |
Probably his hormones. | 0:17:58 | 0:18:00 | |
Right, he's hid 'em at the bottom of the wardrobe. | 0:18:05 | 0:18:09 | |
I wonder if he's gone for platinum or gold? | 0:18:09 | 0:18:11 | |
This is Ian you're talking about, you know. | 0:18:11 | 0:18:14 | |
Fair play. Be lucky if it ain't an onion ring. | 0:18:14 | 0:18:17 | |
So, what are you going to say? | 0:18:17 | 0:18:19 | |
Bearing in mind this might all be a figment of your wild imagination... | 0:18:19 | 0:18:23 | |
Just answer the question now, man. | 0:18:23 | 0:18:25 | |
Honestly? | 0:18:25 | 0:18:26 | |
Oh, I dunno. | 0:18:26 | 0:18:29 | |
What, you have doubts? | 0:18:29 | 0:18:31 | |
-No! -You'd be the fifth Mrs Beale, you know. | 0:18:31 | 0:18:33 | |
You have to be practical about these things. | 0:18:34 | 0:18:37 | |
No, you don't have to be practical about anything. | 0:18:37 | 0:18:39 | |
What is your heart telling you? | 0:18:39 | 0:18:41 | |
I dunno. | 0:18:41 | 0:18:42 | |
My heart is saying... | 0:18:43 | 0:18:46 | |
This one's squishy. | 0:18:46 | 0:18:47 | |
Rip it open, then. | 0:18:47 | 0:18:49 | |
No! Just the corner then. | 0:18:49 | 0:18:53 | |
Patrick, just the corner! | 0:18:53 | 0:18:55 | |
Oven gloves. | 0:19:03 | 0:19:05 | |
African oven gloves. | 0:19:06 | 0:19:08 | |
Could be useful. | 0:19:09 | 0:19:10 | |
He's bought me vaguely racist oven gloves. | 0:19:10 | 0:19:13 | |
Are you opening your presents? | 0:19:15 | 0:19:17 | |
Do you want me to talk to him? | 0:19:20 | 0:19:21 | |
I don't know how long it'd be for. | 0:19:21 | 0:19:23 | |
-Kat, it doesn't matter. -You sure? -Stay as long as you like. | 0:19:23 | 0:19:26 | |
As long as you can put up with Joey wandering around in his pants. | 0:19:26 | 0:19:29 | |
I've seen that plenty of times. | 0:19:29 | 0:19:31 | |
And you know there's nothing I like more | 0:19:31 | 0:19:33 | |
than a bit of illegal sub-letting. | 0:19:33 | 0:19:35 | |
Just let him think it was his idea, yeah? | 0:19:35 | 0:19:39 | |
Manhood dented a bit, is it? | 0:19:39 | 0:19:41 | |
A bit. | 0:19:41 | 0:19:42 | |
Same thing happened with Fat Elvis once. Walked funny for weeks. | 0:19:42 | 0:19:46 | |
Good afternoon, sir. Can I interest you in a car? | 0:19:50 | 0:19:53 | |
It's Nana Carol. She seems sad all the time. | 0:19:53 | 0:19:57 | |
Mum thinks it's your fault, and Tiff thinks it's her hormones. | 0:19:57 | 0:20:02 | |
And what do you reckon? | 0:20:02 | 0:20:04 | |
Well, I think there's something wrong. | 0:20:05 | 0:20:07 | |
There he is. Stay there, don't move and don't touch anything. | 0:20:07 | 0:20:11 | |
I won't be a sec. | 0:20:11 | 0:20:14 | |
Why else would you come and see me, then? | 0:20:14 | 0:20:16 | |
-Good point. -Cos I might have been planning a surprise. | 0:20:16 | 0:20:19 | |
Not a propose-y surprise? | 0:20:19 | 0:20:21 | |
No, look, we've only been together a few months, haven't we? | 0:20:21 | 0:20:24 | |
-It's longer than that. -Is it? -Yes! | 0:20:24 | 0:20:26 | |
-Well, we've got enough failed marriages between us to know it's not a good idea. -That's true. | 0:20:26 | 0:20:30 | |
-We're happy as we are, aren't we? -Yeah, course we are, darling. | 0:20:30 | 0:20:33 | |
Look, I can assure you, | 0:20:33 | 0:20:34 | |
I've got absolutely no intention of proposing to you. | 0:20:34 | 0:20:37 | |
Great. Thank you. | 0:20:37 | 0:20:39 | |
Ian, you really have a way with the ladies, don't you? | 0:20:39 | 0:20:41 | |
-So, no ring, then? -No ring. | 0:20:41 | 0:20:44 | |
You have an oven glove, though. | 0:20:44 | 0:20:46 | |
Yeah, it's a Guyanese tribal print. | 0:20:46 | 0:20:49 | |
You're originally from Guyana, aren't you? | 0:20:51 | 0:20:53 | |
BOTH: No. | 0:20:53 | 0:20:55 | |
DOOR OPENS | 0:20:55 | 0:20:57 | |
Ian? | 0:20:57 | 0:20:58 | |
Phil's got something he wants to ask you. | 0:21:01 | 0:21:04 | |
Christmas dinner at ours. You in or not? | 0:21:04 | 0:21:06 | |
-Seeing as you put it so nicely. -Well, I won't ask again. | 0:21:07 | 0:21:10 | |
-Please... -Dad. | 0:21:11 | 0:21:13 | |
-All right, we accept. -We do? | 0:21:13 | 0:21:15 | |
Yes. Cos it takes the bigger man to accept than to ask. | 0:21:15 | 0:21:19 | |
You don't half talk a lot of rubbish sometimes. | 0:21:19 | 0:21:21 | |
You going to be providing the booze, Phil? | 0:21:21 | 0:21:23 | |
Well, I'm a recovering alcoholic. Why the hell not? | 0:21:23 | 0:21:25 | |
What about Patrick and Kim? | 0:21:25 | 0:21:27 | |
-We've got plans. -No, you haven't. -We have now. | 0:21:27 | 0:21:30 | |
Well, that's that then, anyway, innit? | 0:21:30 | 0:21:32 | |
Yep. That's that. | 0:21:32 | 0:21:33 | |
-Thank you. -Thank you. | 0:21:35 | 0:21:37 | |
Thank you, Phil. | 0:21:39 | 0:21:41 | |
Don't ever blackmail me again. | 0:21:43 | 0:21:46 | |
Especially not using my granddaughter. Do you understand? | 0:21:46 | 0:21:48 | |
Mm-hm. | 0:21:48 | 0:21:50 | |
JANINE ON TAPE RECORDER: 'He had his hands around my neck | 0:21:53 | 0:21:56 | |
'and he was squeezing the life out of me...' | 0:21:56 | 0:21:58 | |
Morgan! | 0:21:58 | 0:21:59 | |
I told you not to touch anything. | 0:21:59 | 0:22:01 | |
Mate. Come on, sorry. | 0:22:07 | 0:22:10 | |
Come on. Let's go and get you some sweets, yeah? | 0:22:10 | 0:22:13 | |
Oh, Morgan. | 0:22:17 | 0:22:18 | |
-Scratching? -Nah, no. | 0:22:26 | 0:22:29 | |
They're yours. | 0:22:29 | 0:22:30 | |
-Mo... -Alfie. | 0:22:30 | 0:22:32 | |
Listen, I've been looking for flats now for a while... | 0:22:33 | 0:22:36 | |
Course you can. | 0:22:36 | 0:22:38 | |
-Really? -As long as you want. | 0:22:40 | 0:22:42 | |
Ahh, you're a diamond. | 0:22:42 | 0:22:44 | |
-That weren't so hard, was it? -What? | 0:22:44 | 0:22:46 | |
How's that manhood of yours feeling? Not too dented I hope. | 0:22:46 | 0:22:49 | |
I get it. Yes, Kat sent you down here, didn't she? | 0:22:49 | 0:22:52 | |
Course she did. | 0:22:52 | 0:22:53 | |
Cos she loves you. | 0:22:53 | 0:22:55 | |
Come here, you. | 0:22:56 | 0:22:58 | |
Just dropping a stray off. Morgan came to see me. | 0:23:08 | 0:23:12 | |
He's worried about you, Carol. | 0:23:12 | 0:23:13 | |
Me? I'm fine. | 0:23:13 | 0:23:15 | |
Well, he don't seem to think so. | 0:23:15 | 0:23:17 | |
He says you're on the verge of tears all the time. | 0:23:18 | 0:23:21 | |
-Is it Bianca? -Yeah, cos it's always about someone else, isn't it? | 0:23:21 | 0:23:24 | |
I've always got to put the kids first and Bianca... | 0:23:24 | 0:23:26 | |
What is it, Carol? Tell me. | 0:23:26 | 0:23:29 | |
I know you. | 0:23:30 | 0:23:32 | |
I know you, Carol. | 0:23:33 | 0:23:35 | |
'Dad, they're working!' | 0:23:37 | 0:23:39 | |
Yes! | 0:23:39 | 0:23:42 | |
Right, no-one go near that plug, you understand? | 0:23:42 | 0:23:44 | |
Yep. | 0:23:44 | 0:23:45 | |
Look, TJ, your Mum's going to be on her own this Christmas, so... | 0:23:47 | 0:23:52 | |
Well, not on her own, cos she'll be with those two gay blokes, | 0:23:52 | 0:23:55 | |
-Steve, and what's the other one called? -Steve. -Really? | 0:23:55 | 0:23:58 | |
Well, look, maybe you should go over and spend Christmas Day with her. | 0:23:58 | 0:24:03 | |
-What? -You sure? | 0:24:03 | 0:24:05 | |
If it makes you happy, yeah. | 0:24:05 | 0:24:06 | |
What about what makes you happy? | 0:24:06 | 0:24:08 | |
Sorry. None of my business. | 0:24:08 | 0:24:10 | |
If TJ's going, I'm going too. | 0:24:10 | 0:24:14 | |
You'll be all right, won't you? You've got everyone else. | 0:24:14 | 0:24:17 | |
Yeah, you'll be all right, won't you? | 0:24:17 | 0:24:19 | |
Yeah, and we're going to see | 0:24:21 | 0:24:22 | |
-Father Christmas tomorrow, aren't we? -Definitely. | 0:24:22 | 0:24:24 | |
MOUTHS SILENTLY | 0:24:26 | 0:24:28 | |
Ooh, what's that for? | 0:24:33 | 0:24:35 | |
You ever need any more hugs, you know where I am. | 0:24:36 | 0:24:39 | |
Right, I got you 35 for the car. | 0:24:46 | 0:24:48 | |
-OK. -I'll give the cash tomorrow and sort you out a little runaround. | 0:24:48 | 0:24:51 | |
-Phil can't say no, can he? -I don't see why he would. | 0:24:51 | 0:24:54 | |
It's just the only place that's ever felt like home. | 0:24:54 | 0:24:57 | |
It's the only place when I've ever really...felt like me. | 0:24:57 | 0:25:00 | |
-Does that sound stupid? -No. | 0:25:00 | 0:25:03 | |
I keep thinking that it's all going to fall through. I've gotten this far before... | 0:25:03 | 0:25:07 | |
-It's going to be yours, don't worry. -OK. Thank you. | 0:25:07 | 0:25:11 | |
Don't thank me yet. | 0:25:11 | 0:25:13 | |
Shut up, Billy. | 0:25:16 | 0:25:18 | |
I will have the paperwork for you tomorrow. | 0:25:46 | 0:25:48 | |
And £250,000 in cash. | 0:25:48 | 0:25:50 | |
-Christmas Day? -Christmas Day. | 0:25:52 | 0:25:54 | |
See what you can do when you put your mind to it? | 0:25:56 | 0:25:58 | |
So it's mine? | 0:25:58 | 0:25:59 | |
It's all yours. | 0:26:01 | 0:26:02 | |
SHE EXHALES WEARILY | 0:26:04 | 0:26:07 | |
SHE CLEARS HER THROAT | 0:26:07 | 0:26:09 | |
There, erm... | 0:26:10 | 0:26:12 | |
There never was another offer, was there? | 0:26:12 | 0:26:16 | |
I suppose you'll never know, Janine, will you? | 0:26:16 | 0:26:18 | |
For a minute there I really thought it was all going to fall through. | 0:26:59 | 0:27:02 | |
But it didn't. Smooth sailing from here on in, eh? | 0:27:02 | 0:27:05 | |
You didn't doubt it for a second, did you? | 0:27:08 | 0:27:10 | |
Not for a second. Cheers. | 0:27:10 | 0:27:13 | |
You have that much faith in me? | 0:27:13 | 0:27:16 | |
Course I do. | 0:27:16 | 0:27:18 | |
I knew you'd have no trouble getting that money for me. | 0:27:18 | 0:27:21 | |
For you? | 0:27:22 | 0:27:23 | |
Yeah. The quarter of a million cash. | 0:27:23 | 0:27:26 | |
You're going to give it all to me. | 0:27:26 | 0:27:28 | |
Sorry, er... | 0:27:30 | 0:27:32 | |
Why would I do that? | 0:27:34 | 0:27:35 | |
DICTAPHONE PLAYS: 'I stabbed him. | 0:27:38 | 0:27:40 | |
'I killed him, David, and I didn't feel a thing. | 0:27:40 | 0:27:44 | |
'One minute he was alive and the next minute he was gone.' | 0:27:44 | 0:27:49 | |
JANINE GRUNTS | 0:27:49 | 0:27:51 | |
No! | 0:27:51 | 0:27:53 | |
Patience, Janine. | 0:27:57 | 0:27:58 | |
Patience. | 0:28:00 | 0:28:02 | |
250 grand, in cash. | 0:28:02 | 0:28:05 | |
Or it's all over. | 0:28:06 | 0:28:07 | |
Here's to the future. | 0:28:11 | 0:28:12 |