02/01/2014 EastEnders


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All that big talk and he ain't even showed up.

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Do you know what he's selling? I need to add it to his paperwork.

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I've got no idea. He went to one of them blind stock auctions.

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Probably ended up with a right load of rubbish.

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Now, I know you hate traipsing round the shops,

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but I really need a new pair of boots...

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PHONE RINGS ..and Denny could do with some trainers. Who's that?

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Ronnie.

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What does she want? She wants me to, er, check on something.

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Try shifting them Braeburns today. Mark 'em down if you have to.

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And you've got a load of carrots under here.

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Peter, are you listening to me?

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Er, yeah, yeah, Braeburns.

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Hey, everybody! Alfie Moon in da market!

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It's a new year and it's a new beginning! Hello, sweetheart,

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how does your old man let someone sexy like you out of the house?

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Come on, what're you flogging? HE LAUGHS

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What you flogging?

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Listen, Kat, promise me,

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don't get angry, cos I didn't know what I was buying, so just...

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Careful!

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Dresses.

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Yeah.

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The same naff dresses that I am selling.

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HE MOUTHS

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Clever(!)

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Nah... no, I wouldn't get a tattoo

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of your face on my face for 500 quid.

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Would you for a grand? No! Would you?

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My question. You've got to think of your own.

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Would you have sex with a serial killer for ten grand?

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Oh, that would be a bit of a turn off, wouldn't it?

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I've missed having you about, Auntie Tina.

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Tina.

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Have you missed having me about as well?

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Yeah, yeah, 'course.

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Liar.

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All right, Phil?

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Yeah. A little bird's just told me that Carl's moved on.

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What, for good?

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PHIL SNORTS Yeah.

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Good start to the new year. Yeah.

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I don't have to pick up Denny till later,

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so we've got the whole day to ourselves.

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SHIRLEY GUFFAWS

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Sorry, Shirley, is your inner demon possessing you again?

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I'm just jealous.

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You just forget I'm here, you two go ahead and plan your romantic day.

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Bet you're looking forward to that, aren't you, Phil? Ignore her.

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Actually, there's been a change of plans. Something I need to do.

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SHIRLEY LAUGHS Again?

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But you said we had the day, so...

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We can go another day, all right?

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Take yourself off to the sales or something, eh?

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So, what is it all about, then? Just a bit of business, Sharon.

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I don't want an "ask no questions" relationship, Phil.

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I'll only be a couple of hours.

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Here you are. Go on, my treat.

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I can't get anything else. I spent all that capital on this, didn't I?

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It's hard enough shifting stock as it is,

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without you selling the same stuff.

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Kat, I was going to tell you last night

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I wanted to make a success of this

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so you didn't have to work so hard. Know what I'm saying?

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This is typical, ain't it?

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OF COURSE you've got the same stock as me.

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Why would I think you having a stall would run smoothly?

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Don't be like that. This is fate bringing us together,

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forming a partnership, giving us a nudge in the right direction.

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Hear me out. Think Marks and Spencer.

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Marks on one side, Spencer on the other...

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Oh, look, we're selling the same stuff, why don't we get together?

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Is this the stuff you're planning on selling?

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Yeah. No.

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Tam, Tam, hold on mate - this is quality gear, all right?

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Yeah. Apart from it's exactly the same as Kat's stock,

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and I can't have two stalls selling identical stock.

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He bought it without knowing. OK, well, it's against regulations.

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Come on, Tam, regulations and rules,

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rules are made to be broken blah, blah, blah.

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Not on my market. So you're going to have to close it down.

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Come on, Tam. Just turn a blind eye? Just for today, yeah?

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He can't afford to buy more stock. I don't mind.

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It's healthy competition. I don't...

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Tam, if I don't shift this

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I'm going to have nothing, all right?

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Please, come on. Eh?

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All right, just for today.

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Hey! You da man! Come on, give me a high five!

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Don't leave me hanging! It's either that or a Moon hug.

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Come on. Up to you.

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There you go!

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Right, come on! Come on, you know it makes sense.

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Come on, girls! Come and get your beautiful dresses here.

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'Ere, Dad, would you have sex with a serial killer for ten grand?

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Sausage! You been looking at your mother's passport photo again?

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I told you you looked a little bit like Fred West.

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He's been hanging out with Tina.

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Still, I suppose she's the lesser of two evils.

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Well, would you?

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No, because that would mean cheating on your mother,

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and I could never do that. Mwah!

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Morning.

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Is there any tea?

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I reckon you can squeeze another one out, baby.

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You seem very chipper today.

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Yeah, well, I did think about getting in your face but then I thought...

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Thought you'd try something new for a change?

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Ha-ha - very funny(!)

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No, I thought there'd be no point, cos you wouldn't take any notice.

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And I don't want to push you too far

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cos then you might write me out of your will.

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And you know how much I'm looking forward to spending all your money.

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Yeah, you'll be lucky, Nance.

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I spent my last bean buying this place.

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She knows when she's crossed the line.

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I don't want more dramas today.

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You liking that, eh? It's a bargain.

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Let me tell you something, sweetheart,

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this dress is exactly the same worn by Kate Middleton

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when she came out of hospital with baby George.

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It was in the papers, all the pictures.

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So what's the difference between this one

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and the one Kat's selling, then?

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Oh. No difference, actually, it's all about EU regulations.

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See, this lot were made one side of the Great Wall of China,

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that lot on the other.

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That's why they've got to be on different stalls.

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You were born to do this! You were born to wear one of these.

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Seriously, you walk into any party,

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you'll have blokes falling all over you.

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"Oh, look at the dress! Look at the dress!"

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Got no money. And if I had, I'd buy off Kat, anyway.

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Why? I'm not being funny, but I'd rather buy off someone

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who knows what it's like to wear a dress.

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Oh, is that right? Yeah. Is that right? Yeah.

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Well, let me tell you something, you're thinking,

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"A man in a dress, that ain't going to work,"

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but I'm Alfie Moon and I will look good in a dress.

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Any man will look good in this dress. Look at that,

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I'm not even breathing in. See, it shapes me, it shapes me.

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Look, look, look! Look how shapely I look now.

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Beautiful, see? Just holds everything in.

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Yeah. OK. Anyway...

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Seriously, I look...

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Oi! You can't flog 'em for 25 when we've got 'em up for 30.

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Healthy competition, you said.

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I didn't mean undercut my prices!

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Legitimate salesmanship, Kat. You wouldn't know legitimate

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if it knocked you over on a zebra crossing!

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Get 'em marked up. You're going to put me out of business.

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All's fair in love and market stalls, my darling.

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Oh, is that right? That's right. Two can play at that game.

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Bet you want me now, eh, girl?

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You wait until I put the high heels on!

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You skiving?

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No, I'm, er, changing the barrels.

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"Heroes Fight Injustice?"

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They want to get down here. Not a lot of justice going on.

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You miss Wayne?

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What do you think?

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I'm supposed to have a ring on my finger.

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We was going to go Tenerife for our honeymoon.

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I could've been on a jet ski somewhere by now.

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I'm surprised you're still here. Thought you might've run off.

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What's the point? They'd only come and march me back.

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I'm glad you're here. Whatever.

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Don't leave that lying around.

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Mum might get ideas and put that Wonder Woman costume on again.

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Ugh! Ugh!

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Change the barrel, then. Yep.

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Do you think they'll ever stop trying to control our lives?

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They don't.

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You've just spent the last two years lying to them!

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Why would you do that if they weren't trying to control you?

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It's not lying.

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I don't know how you do it, man.

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I get on with Mum and Dad, I like living with them.

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I like my life.

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You're still lying.

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What, cos I'm not all rebellious?

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You know what, you're just the same.

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I am DEFINITELY not.

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If you really wanted to be with Wayne, you wouldn't be here.

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You're not fooling anyone, Nance.

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You don't have a problem with me liking women, do you?

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No. Why should I?

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I don't know. You never talk about it.

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Well, when do we ever talk about my sex life?

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Ugh!

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You know, we should go into town and split up a couple.

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THEY LAUGH

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Yeah, but I don't reckon I'd be attracted to the sort of birds

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who'd go out with the sort of blokes you'd fancy.

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What?

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Yeah, you know, like you and Kevin, and you and Phil...

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They go for...women like you.

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Honestly, Shirl, you ain't my type.

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Would you rather kiss me or Mickey's Linda?

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Ugh, Shirl! That's disgusting!

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So what, we're just back to sneaking around again, eh?

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Back to square one.

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You have no idea how much I want to kiss you.

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Not as much as I want to kiss you.

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You know what the best thing is about my dad owning the restaurant?

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I've always got an empty house at lunchtime.

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Oh. Well, my lunch might be from 12 till 1, maybe?

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12 till 1, sounds good.

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See you later, maybe? See you later.

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So have you spoken to Peter about Cindy?

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I haven't had time.

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Well, make time. He's still angry and she's going to be back soon.

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He'll have forgotten all about it by then. Oh, really?!

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Sticking your head in the sand, that works for you, does it?

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I've got a lot on my plate. You're not the only one.

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I've got a lot on here and I've got to rush back to the B

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All right, yeah? All right.

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Listen, you heard about Carl?

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What about him? That's it. He's gone.

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Where? I dunno. But according to Phil, that's it,

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we ain't going to see him again. Really?

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I doubt that very much. Enjoy the coffee.

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Don't exactly look on the bright side of life, does he?

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Pack of the usual, please.

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You going to join me, or...?

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All right, keep your beard on.

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PHONE RINGS

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Hello?

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Oh, hello, Grandma Elaine!

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Yeah.

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Johnny?

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Be a love.

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I like this one. Hmm!

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Nancy said anything to you about Wayne? No.

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If you knew she was planning something...

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I'd tell you.

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She talks to you, she tells you stuff.

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I don't think she loved him.

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She was marrying him.

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And she slept the night here.

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Last time I looked, there weren't bars at the window.

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Maybe she didn't want to upset you and Dad.

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Yeah, maybe.

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Thank goodness I've got one uncomplicated child.

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Ohh!

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SHE LAUGHS Come on, sausage!

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It's...show time!

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La-la!

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You just going to bleedin' stand there?

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Just do your business, will you?

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Is that what you stood up Sharon for, then?

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What? Helping Carl move?

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What's it got to do with you?

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Oh, you know me, Phil. I can't take my eyes away from you(!)

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Do you want something?

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Well, have either of you seen Carl? Carl?

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No.

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But I'm betting you have.

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He's gone.

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Disappeared with 20 grand of my cash. You going after him?

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No. No need to. Ronnie's already dealt with him.

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Ronnie?

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Well, someone needed to.

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Shall I give you a hand?

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Ooh! LINDA GIGGLES

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Sorry, didn't I say two beers? He's younger than me!

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Yeah, and he's got ID. I'm not arguing about it, it's the law.

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I'm 21, darling. You look 15.

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Ooh, that's a bit harsh... No, I don't look 15!

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You look under 25. I've gotta ask and you've gotta prove it.

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I ain't got nothing on me. That is not my problem.

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If you haven't got ID, I can't serve you.

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Jay, talk to her, tell her how old I am.

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Yeah, he's 15.

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If you want a pint, then you show me some ID.

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Until then, you can have a soft drink.

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Right there, that's what's wrong with this country.

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Getting treated like a criminal cos I want a drink.

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Ice and lemon with your JUICE?

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Hello, ladies, look at this, top fashion, bottom prices.

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Just 20 quid a throw.

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You can't get 'em cheaper anywhere else in London!

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Girls, girls, girls! Come and see the latest fashion.

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All the rage in Shoreditch, these are.

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Oh, these are so lovely.

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I have to have one. How much are they?

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Sir, for you they are ?25.

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?25? Oh, that is SO reasonable! I'll take two.

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My girlfriend's going to be so pleased with me.

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Don't listen to him. He ain't even got a girlfriend!

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Come on, ladies, look, 20 quid! They're just 20 quid!

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Here, two for the fashion forward gent.

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Fashion forward? Billy Mitchell?

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Do me a favour! Look at what he's wearing!

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Come on, ladies, over here for some real bargains.

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Kat!

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What are you doing?

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I'm supposed to shift this lot by the end of the day.

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What do you want me to do, stand about and watch you clear up?

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Bad enough that I've had to mark these down to 20.

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Not exactly making any money on 'em, am I? So what do you want me to do, eh?

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I don't know, Alfie. but we've got another mouth to feed soon,

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and if we carry on like this, we'll be eating the dresses.

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I'm not doing that no more.

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I ain't no dog walker.

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You ain't no barmaid either, but it don't stop you taking wages.

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What are you talking about? I give them what they want.

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You clump around like a hung-over bricklayer.

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You're supposed to be welcoming,

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make small talk, take their mind off their troubles.

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What do I care about their troubles? I've got enough of me own.

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People are asking for food again.

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Well, explain we've not got the kitchen up and running yet.

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I have, but they ain't happy. You expect food in a pub.

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You expect barmaids

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that make an effort with their appearances an' all.

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Used to have good food this pub.

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My mate Jean used to run the kitchen.

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People used to come from all over for her food.

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Thank you, Shirley, that's really useful.

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Well, a pub with no food?!

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This is my sister, Nancy.

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Hi. You all right?

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Nice to meet you.

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Johnny was just telling me all about your wedding.

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Oh, the one I was kidnapped from?

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Did he tell you about the SS coming in and dragging me off?

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Mum and Dad think you're up to something.

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Like what? I dunno. Are you?

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Might be. Oh, look, customer. Your turn.

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He proper hates it when me and my mum and dad kick off.

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I keep telling him he should get a job at the UN.

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Yeah, he's sensitive, isn't he? What? Like that, is it?

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Well, he ain't got a girlfriend, has he?

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Not unless you count my mum.

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There's another one who's going to fall for you

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and then wonder what's wrong with her when you don't ask her out.

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I like Whitney.

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I know you do. I've seen you dancing to all her hits in your bedroom

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when you think no-one's looking. Ha-ha(!)

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Who's putting a smile on her face?

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Give her the benefit of the doubt.

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Another complaint about having no food.

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Tell them service will be back to normal soon.

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I can tell them, but I don't know if they'll be coming back.

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DOOR CLOSES

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Er...

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Oh...just moving it, darling.

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Leave it there and it might get spilt on.

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Are you for real? You are unbelievable!

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Er, we got a problem here? She was checking my phone!

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Bit low, innit, Linda? I was just moving it.

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Do you know what, check all my texts, check who I've been calling.

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Then maybe you could get me, like, a tag for my ankle

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so an alarm goes off if I try and leave the pub!

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Telling you now, she's trouble. No, she's not, bruv.

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She just talks too much.

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Denise, you don't need to remind me, OK? I'm on top of it.

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Erm, remind me of the conversation we had at Christmas, will ya?

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Which one? The one about you keeping your son away from Lola.

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What about it? Oh, so, you remember? And you remember what I said?

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Cos I've just seen them going into your place,

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eating each other's faces.

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I swear, I didn't know anything about it. I swear to you!

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I'll give you the benefit of the doubt cos I'm in a good mood,

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but they'd better not be anywhere near each other by tomorrow,

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cos my good mood won't last. Do you understand me?

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I'll make sure.

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Phil!

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Did you leave anything in the shops?

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I got some right old bargains, and not just for me.

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Got you a little pressie an' all.

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Why don't we go home and you can give it me?

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Oh, why don't we?

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Eh? THEY GIGGLE

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Ain't you got lovely skin?

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Oh, thank you.

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Sometimes I wish I was black.

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Do you ever wish you was white?

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No.

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Right, question. Would you sleep with a serial killer for ten grand?

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Are you trying to be funny?

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No, it's a question.

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You work here every day?

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Yeah, pretty much, until I go back to uni.

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What you studying?

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Law. Law?

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Yeah. Ooh, you want to be a solicitor?

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That's the idea.

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Well, maybe when you're not working or studying we could do something.

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Like what?

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Go out, to a club or something.

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Yeah, yeah, OK. I'll book a night off. Maybe Nancy can come too.

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OK. See you later. Bye.

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We're just friends.

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It's all right, sausage.

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It'd be nice to see you with someone.

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I can't remember the last time you had a girlfriend.

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What was Nancy kicking off about earlier?

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Oh, just Nancy being Nancy.

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Do me a favour. Can you ask her how things are with Wayne?

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Your dad's worried she's plotting something with him and...

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She knows how you and Dad feel about Wayne.

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She ain't stupid enough to contact him.

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I'm just saying I'm not going to text you for a while.

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Mum tried going through my phone.

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No, Wayne, don't you dare turn up here again!

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Because my dad will kill us both, that is why.

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Please, will you just let me sort it?

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Alfie, boy! Got my money, then?

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Er, yeah, yeah.

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Nah, nah, nah, you said a score, Alf.

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You're paying him?!

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Listen, can we sort this out later?

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I'll give you a bell later. Yeah.

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"Don't worry about the future," you say, "I've got it covered."

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You haven't even got your market rent covered!

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You think I don't know that? I'm trying my best here, sweetheart.

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Now, I'm lumbered with this lot.

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If I don't get rid, then I'm not going to buy any more stock, am I?

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Tell you what, why don't you leave the market to me, and you get a job?

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We haven't got time for you to play at this, Alfie, all right?

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We've already taken two steps back, moving in with Nan.

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You need to man up!

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Whoa, whoa, what you doing? Going home!

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What about your stall?

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You want to sell dresses? Sell mine as well!

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LOLA GIGGLES

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SHE GIGGLES

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DOOR SLAMS

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You've GOT to be kidding me!

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Dad...

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Peter, you told me you'd split up with her!

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Yeah, I did, but... Look, Ian, we're together, all right?

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I'm talking to my son! Don't talk to her like that.

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What does she want, another kid to get up the council waiting list?

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Who the hell do you think you are?

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Peter, I don't want you anywhere near her!

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I'm 20 years old. I don't need your permission to do anything.

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I want to be with Lola.

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So I'm going to be with Lola!

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Not under my roof, you're not!

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Fine, I'll move out!

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Let's go.

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Peter!

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You can't be with her, OK? Phil'd kill me!

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Dad, you're pathetic.

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SHARON: Phil, can you bring the matches?

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I've put some candles round the bath.

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Phil!

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Heads. Aw, best of three.

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Nope, he wins. You collect the glasses.

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It's a little bit awkward, Mick. It's my daughter, Lauren.

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She's got a drink problem.

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She's had counselling, and...

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just, Alfie knew what was going on, and if she has a slip up, you know.

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If she has a wobble, we won't serve her.

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Don't worry, all right? We run a family pub here.

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Appreciate it. See you later.

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Ta, mate.

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Was just telling me his daughter's got a drink problem.

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I reassured him we won't serve her. No, no.

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Puts things into perspective.

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Just, er...

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just lay off Nancy a bit.

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She's a good girl.

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I'm on top of it, OK?

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Right, we'd best get going. Don't want Phil on our case.

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You done with your bit of juice?

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Oh, shut up, Jay, man!

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What are you looking at?

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You want serving, you bring in some ID.

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Does it make you feel like you're important or something, cos you can pick on people?

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Aww, princess! Does he feel bossed around? Bless him!

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Let's just go.

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Whoa!

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What?! Nancy!

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Swear down, touch me again and I'll rip your bits off!

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Nancy! He groped me!

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You touched my daughter? I never! I swear, I fell over!

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You never assault the customers!

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He assaulted me!

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Upstairs, now! Of course you believe him!

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I'm just your daughter!

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You're on top of it, are you?

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See her, she's lucky she's girl, you know.

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Let me look. Let me look.

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No, man, get off me. Is it bleeding?

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You've just combined stock.

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That allowed in the regulations, is it?

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Hello, sweetheart, can I interest you in this beautiful...

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I gave you that stall as a favour.

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Yes, Tam, I didn't know it was going to be the same stock.

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Listen, I promise I'll sort it. Hello, sweetheart.

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I'm doing what I can here.

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Lads, maybe for the ladies at home, might like it, eh? Interested?

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All right, Alf? You got my money, then?

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Yeah, yeah. Billy, you couldn't do us a favour, could you?

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What? I'm going to grab a quick half hour in the Vic.

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You couldn't hold the fort?

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I promise I'll make it worth your while.

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Alfie, I'm an Executive Director of Operations.

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What do I know about flogging dresses?

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Well, what do I know? I don't know anything.

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But I'll tell you something,

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the birds have been hanging around all morning,

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cos they love a geezer who sells dresses.

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Really? Yeah, I promise you.

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Get a hold of that, proper babe magnet. Won't be long.

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Only a half-hour, though, eh, Alf?

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All right, girls?

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Fancy coming in here and inspecting my goods?

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No?

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Fair enough.

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LIGHT SWITCH CLICKS

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SHE SCREAMS

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Ow!

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SHE CRIES OUT

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You never hit the customers!

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What, so they can just put their hands all over me

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and I'm just supposed to stand there and take it?!

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You might like being groped by them, but I don't!

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Oi, oi, oi, listen, that's enough!

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You don't talk to your mother like that!

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Why do you think I'm lying? You think I just hit people for the thrill of it?

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He touched my bum! Well, it's not the first time, is it?

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We have been here before, with you throwing punches in Watford!

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What, so I can't defend myself? Is that it?

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There's NEVER an excuse to hit a customer.

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Right, why I don't I just stand there and let them cop a feel?!

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If anybody ever touched me, they'd end up in traction.

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Oh, not now, Shirley! No, no, no, stay!

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Stay, and see how they treat me!

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Have you any idea how much this upsets your dad?

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You don't care about me, do you?

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You never take me seriously because you don't care!

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If we didn't care, we'd have let you marry the geezer.

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How dare you say we don't care! We've given you everything!

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No, you give HIM everything!

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Golden sausage boy Johnny who never does anything wrong!

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Don't drag me into this.

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It's been Johnny, Johnny, Johnny, since the day he was born!

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Because all you ever do is test my patience!

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You've always been the same, having to be different,

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never liking anything I try and get you interested in.

0:25:500:25:53

It's like you do everything you can to try and upset and humiliate me!

0:25:530:25:56

I don't! You only went with Wayne to upset us. You don't love him!

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I know how your mind works - you're always kicking out,

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looking for attention.

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You think you're clever, but I can read you like a book!

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You don't know me! I know you inside out.

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I know all my children!

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Oh, yeah? You don't even know Johnny's gay!

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