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All that big talk and he ain't even showed up. | 0:00:25 | 0:00:28 | |
Do you know what he's selling? I need to add it to his paperwork. | 0:00:28 | 0:00:30 | |
I've got no idea. He went to one of them blind stock auctions. | 0:00:30 | 0:00:33 | |
Probably ended up with a right load of rubbish. | 0:00:33 | 0:00:37 | |
Now, I know you hate traipsing round the shops, | 0:00:37 | 0:00:40 | |
but I really need a new pair of boots... | 0:00:40 | 0:00:41 | |
PHONE RINGS ..and Denny could do with some trainers. Who's that? | 0:00:41 | 0:00:45 | |
Ronnie. | 0:00:45 | 0:00:46 | |
What does she want? She wants me to, er, check on something. | 0:00:46 | 0:00:49 | |
Try shifting them Braeburns today. Mark 'em down if you have to. | 0:00:53 | 0:00:56 | |
And you've got a load of carrots under here. | 0:00:57 | 0:00:59 | |
Peter, are you listening to me? | 0:00:59 | 0:01:01 | |
Er, yeah, yeah, Braeburns. | 0:01:01 | 0:01:03 | |
Hey, everybody! Alfie Moon in da market! | 0:01:03 | 0:01:05 | |
It's a new year and it's a new beginning! Hello, sweetheart, | 0:01:05 | 0:01:08 | |
how does your old man let someone sexy like you out of the house? | 0:01:08 | 0:01:11 | |
Come on, what're you flogging? HE LAUGHS | 0:01:11 | 0:01:12 | |
What you flogging? | 0:01:15 | 0:01:16 | |
Listen, Kat, promise me, | 0:01:16 | 0:01:17 | |
don't get angry, cos I didn't know what I was buying, so just... | 0:01:17 | 0:01:20 | |
Careful! | 0:01:22 | 0:01:24 | |
Dresses. | 0:01:24 | 0:01:25 | |
Yeah. | 0:01:25 | 0:01:26 | |
The same naff dresses that I am selling. | 0:01:26 | 0:01:28 | |
HE MOUTHS | 0:01:30 | 0:01:32 | |
Clever(!) | 0:01:35 | 0:01:36 | |
Nah... no, I wouldn't get a tattoo | 0:01:41 | 0:01:43 | |
of your face on my face for 500 quid. | 0:01:43 | 0:01:45 | |
Would you for a grand? No! Would you? | 0:01:45 | 0:01:48 | |
My question. You've got to think of your own. | 0:01:48 | 0:01:51 | |
Would you have sex with a serial killer for ten grand? | 0:01:51 | 0:01:54 | |
Oh, that would be a bit of a turn off, wouldn't it? | 0:01:54 | 0:01:58 | |
I've missed having you about, Auntie Tina. | 0:01:58 | 0:02:00 | |
Tina. | 0:02:00 | 0:02:01 | |
Have you missed having me about as well? | 0:02:01 | 0:02:03 | |
Yeah, yeah, 'course. | 0:02:03 | 0:02:05 | |
Liar. | 0:02:05 | 0:02:06 | |
All right, Phil? | 0:02:08 | 0:02:09 | |
Yeah. A little bird's just told me that Carl's moved on. | 0:02:09 | 0:02:13 | |
What, for good? | 0:02:13 | 0:02:15 | |
PHIL SNORTS Yeah. | 0:02:15 | 0:02:17 | |
Good start to the new year. Yeah. | 0:02:17 | 0:02:19 | |
I don't have to pick up Denny till later, | 0:02:19 | 0:02:21 | |
so we've got the whole day to ourselves. | 0:02:21 | 0:02:23 | |
SHIRLEY GUFFAWS | 0:02:23 | 0:02:25 | |
Sorry, Shirley, is your inner demon possessing you again? | 0:02:25 | 0:02:28 | |
I'm just jealous. | 0:02:28 | 0:02:30 | |
You just forget I'm here, you two go ahead and plan your romantic day. | 0:02:30 | 0:02:33 | |
Bet you're looking forward to that, aren't you, Phil? Ignore her. | 0:02:33 | 0:02:36 | |
Actually, there's been a change of plans. Something I need to do. | 0:02:36 | 0:02:39 | |
SHIRLEY LAUGHS Again? | 0:02:39 | 0:02:41 | |
But you said we had the day, so... | 0:02:41 | 0:02:43 | |
We can go another day, all right? | 0:02:43 | 0:02:44 | |
Take yourself off to the sales or something, eh? | 0:02:44 | 0:02:47 | |
So, what is it all about, then? Just a bit of business, Sharon. | 0:02:47 | 0:02:50 | |
I don't want an "ask no questions" relationship, Phil. | 0:02:50 | 0:02:53 | |
I'll only be a couple of hours. | 0:02:53 | 0:02:54 | |
Here you are. Go on, my treat. | 0:02:54 | 0:02:55 | |
I can't get anything else. I spent all that capital on this, didn't I? | 0:03:02 | 0:03:05 | |
It's hard enough shifting stock as it is, | 0:03:05 | 0:03:07 | |
without you selling the same stuff. | 0:03:07 | 0:03:08 | |
Kat, I was going to tell you last night | 0:03:08 | 0:03:10 | |
I wanted to make a success of this | 0:03:10 | 0:03:12 | |
so you didn't have to work so hard. Know what I'm saying? | 0:03:12 | 0:03:14 | |
This is typical, ain't it? | 0:03:14 | 0:03:16 | |
OF COURSE you've got the same stock as me. | 0:03:16 | 0:03:18 | |
Why would I think you having a stall would run smoothly? | 0:03:18 | 0:03:20 | |
Don't be like that. This is fate bringing us together, | 0:03:20 | 0:03:23 | |
forming a partnership, giving us a nudge in the right direction. | 0:03:23 | 0:03:25 | |
Hear me out. Think Marks and Spencer. | 0:03:25 | 0:03:27 | |
Marks on one side, Spencer on the other... | 0:03:27 | 0:03:29 | |
Oh, look, we're selling the same stuff, why don't we get together? | 0:03:29 | 0:03:32 | |
Is this the stuff you're planning on selling? | 0:03:32 | 0:03:34 | |
Yeah. No. | 0:03:34 | 0:03:36 | |
Tam, Tam, hold on mate - this is quality gear, all right? | 0:03:36 | 0:03:39 | |
Yeah. Apart from it's exactly the same as Kat's stock, | 0:03:39 | 0:03:41 | |
and I can't have two stalls selling identical stock. | 0:03:41 | 0:03:44 | |
He bought it without knowing. OK, well, it's against regulations. | 0:03:44 | 0:03:46 | |
Come on, Tam, regulations and rules, | 0:03:46 | 0:03:48 | |
rules are made to be broken blah, blah, blah. | 0:03:48 | 0:03:50 | |
Not on my market. So you're going to have to close it down. | 0:03:50 | 0:03:53 | |
Come on, Tam. Just turn a blind eye? Just for today, yeah? | 0:03:53 | 0:03:57 | |
He can't afford to buy more stock. I don't mind. | 0:03:57 | 0:04:00 | |
It's healthy competition. I don't... | 0:04:00 | 0:04:02 | |
Tam, if I don't shift this | 0:04:02 | 0:04:04 | |
I'm going to have nothing, all right? | 0:04:04 | 0:04:06 | |
Please, come on. Eh? | 0:04:06 | 0:04:08 | |
All right, just for today. | 0:04:11 | 0:04:12 | |
Hey! You da man! Come on, give me a high five! | 0:04:12 | 0:04:14 | |
Don't leave me hanging! It's either that or a Moon hug. | 0:04:14 | 0:04:16 | |
Come on. Up to you. | 0:04:16 | 0:04:18 | |
There you go! | 0:04:18 | 0:04:20 | |
Right, come on! Come on, you know it makes sense. | 0:04:20 | 0:04:22 | |
Come on, girls! Come and get your beautiful dresses here. | 0:04:22 | 0:04:26 | |
'Ere, Dad, would you have sex with a serial killer for ten grand? | 0:04:26 | 0:04:29 | |
Sausage! You been looking at your mother's passport photo again? | 0:04:29 | 0:04:33 | |
I told you you looked a little bit like Fred West. | 0:04:33 | 0:04:35 | |
He's been hanging out with Tina. | 0:04:35 | 0:04:37 | |
Still, I suppose she's the lesser of two evils. | 0:04:37 | 0:04:40 | |
Well, would you? | 0:04:40 | 0:04:41 | |
No, because that would mean cheating on your mother, | 0:04:41 | 0:04:44 | |
and I could never do that. Mwah! | 0:04:44 | 0:04:46 | |
Morning. | 0:04:47 | 0:04:48 | |
Is there any tea? | 0:04:48 | 0:04:50 | |
I reckon you can squeeze another one out, baby. | 0:04:50 | 0:04:52 | |
You seem very chipper today. | 0:04:52 | 0:04:55 | |
Yeah, well, I did think about getting in your face but then I thought... | 0:04:55 | 0:04:58 | |
Thought you'd try something new for a change? | 0:04:58 | 0:05:00 | |
Ha-ha - very funny(!) | 0:05:00 | 0:05:02 | |
No, I thought there'd be no point, cos you wouldn't take any notice. | 0:05:02 | 0:05:06 | |
And I don't want to push you too far | 0:05:06 | 0:05:08 | |
cos then you might write me out of your will. | 0:05:08 | 0:05:10 | |
And you know how much I'm looking forward to spending all your money. | 0:05:10 | 0:05:13 | |
Yeah, you'll be lucky, Nance. | 0:05:13 | 0:05:14 | |
I spent my last bean buying this place. | 0:05:14 | 0:05:16 | |
She knows when she's crossed the line. | 0:05:22 | 0:05:24 | |
I don't want more dramas today. | 0:05:24 | 0:05:26 | |
You liking that, eh? It's a bargain. | 0:05:27 | 0:05:29 | |
Let me tell you something, sweetheart, | 0:05:29 | 0:05:31 | |
this dress is exactly the same worn by Kate Middleton | 0:05:31 | 0:05:33 | |
when she came out of hospital with baby George. | 0:05:33 | 0:05:35 | |
It was in the papers, all the pictures. | 0:05:35 | 0:05:38 | |
So what's the difference between this one | 0:05:38 | 0:05:40 | |
and the one Kat's selling, then? | 0:05:40 | 0:05:42 | |
Oh. No difference, actually, it's all about EU regulations. | 0:05:42 | 0:05:46 | |
See, this lot were made one side of the Great Wall of China, | 0:05:46 | 0:05:49 | |
that lot on the other. | 0:05:49 | 0:05:50 | |
That's why they've got to be on different stalls. | 0:05:50 | 0:05:52 | |
You were born to do this! You were born to wear one of these. | 0:05:52 | 0:05:54 | |
Seriously, you walk into any party, | 0:05:54 | 0:05:56 | |
you'll have blokes falling all over you. | 0:05:56 | 0:05:58 | |
"Oh, look at the dress! Look at the dress!" | 0:05:58 | 0:06:00 | |
Got no money. And if I had, I'd buy off Kat, anyway. | 0:06:00 | 0:06:03 | |
Why? I'm not being funny, but I'd rather buy off someone | 0:06:03 | 0:06:05 | |
who knows what it's like to wear a dress. | 0:06:05 | 0:06:08 | |
Oh, is that right? Yeah. Is that right? Yeah. | 0:06:08 | 0:06:10 | |
Well, let me tell you something, you're thinking, | 0:06:10 | 0:06:12 | |
"A man in a dress, that ain't going to work," | 0:06:12 | 0:06:14 | |
but I'm Alfie Moon and I will look good in a dress. | 0:06:14 | 0:06:16 | |
Any man will look good in this dress. Look at that, | 0:06:16 | 0:06:18 | |
I'm not even breathing in. See, it shapes me, it shapes me. | 0:06:18 | 0:06:21 | |
Look, look, look! Look how shapely I look now. | 0:06:21 | 0:06:23 | |
Beautiful, see? Just holds everything in. | 0:06:23 | 0:06:26 | |
Yeah. OK. Anyway... | 0:06:26 | 0:06:28 | |
Seriously, I look... | 0:06:28 | 0:06:30 | |
Oi! You can't flog 'em for 25 when we've got 'em up for 30. | 0:06:30 | 0:06:33 | |
Healthy competition, you said. | 0:06:33 | 0:06:35 | |
I didn't mean undercut my prices! | 0:06:35 | 0:06:37 | |
Legitimate salesmanship, Kat. You wouldn't know legitimate | 0:06:37 | 0:06:39 | |
if it knocked you over on a zebra crossing! | 0:06:39 | 0:06:41 | |
Get 'em marked up. You're going to put me out of business. | 0:06:41 | 0:06:44 | |
All's fair in love and market stalls, my darling. | 0:06:44 | 0:06:46 | |
Oh, is that right? That's right. Two can play at that game. | 0:06:46 | 0:06:49 | |
Bet you want me now, eh, girl? | 0:06:49 | 0:06:50 | |
You wait until I put the high heels on! | 0:06:50 | 0:06:52 | |
You skiving? | 0:06:55 | 0:06:56 | |
No, I'm, er, changing the barrels. | 0:06:56 | 0:06:58 | |
"Heroes Fight Injustice?" | 0:07:01 | 0:07:03 | |
They want to get down here. Not a lot of justice going on. | 0:07:03 | 0:07:06 | |
You miss Wayne? | 0:07:08 | 0:07:10 | |
What do you think? | 0:07:10 | 0:07:12 | |
I'm supposed to have a ring on my finger. | 0:07:12 | 0:07:13 | |
We was going to go Tenerife for our honeymoon. | 0:07:13 | 0:07:15 | |
I could've been on a jet ski somewhere by now. | 0:07:15 | 0:07:18 | |
I'm surprised you're still here. Thought you might've run off. | 0:07:18 | 0:07:21 | |
What's the point? They'd only come and march me back. | 0:07:21 | 0:07:23 | |
I'm glad you're here. Whatever. | 0:07:23 | 0:07:25 | |
Don't leave that lying around. | 0:07:27 | 0:07:28 | |
Mum might get ideas and put that Wonder Woman costume on again. | 0:07:28 | 0:07:32 | |
Ugh! Ugh! | 0:07:32 | 0:07:33 | |
Change the barrel, then. Yep. | 0:07:36 | 0:07:38 | |
Do you think they'll ever stop trying to control our lives? | 0:07:44 | 0:07:47 | |
They don't. | 0:07:47 | 0:07:50 | |
You've just spent the last two years lying to them! | 0:07:50 | 0:07:53 | |
Why would you do that if they weren't trying to control you? | 0:07:53 | 0:07:55 | |
It's not lying. | 0:07:57 | 0:07:58 | |
I don't know how you do it, man. | 0:08:01 | 0:08:02 | |
I get on with Mum and Dad, I like living with them. | 0:08:02 | 0:08:06 | |
I like my life. | 0:08:06 | 0:08:07 | |
You're still lying. | 0:08:07 | 0:08:09 | |
What, cos I'm not all rebellious? | 0:08:09 | 0:08:11 | |
You know what, you're just the same. | 0:08:11 | 0:08:13 | |
I am DEFINITELY not. | 0:08:13 | 0:08:14 | |
If you really wanted to be with Wayne, you wouldn't be here. | 0:08:14 | 0:08:17 | |
You're not fooling anyone, Nance. | 0:08:17 | 0:08:19 | |
You don't have a problem with me liking women, do you? | 0:08:26 | 0:08:29 | |
No. Why should I? | 0:08:29 | 0:08:32 | |
I don't know. You never talk about it. | 0:08:32 | 0:08:34 | |
Well, when do we ever talk about my sex life? | 0:08:34 | 0:08:37 | |
Ugh! | 0:08:37 | 0:08:38 | |
You know, we should go into town and split up a couple. | 0:08:44 | 0:08:47 | |
THEY LAUGH | 0:08:47 | 0:08:49 | |
Yeah, but I don't reckon I'd be attracted to the sort of birds | 0:08:49 | 0:08:53 | |
who'd go out with the sort of blokes you'd fancy. | 0:08:53 | 0:08:55 | |
What? | 0:08:56 | 0:08:58 | |
Yeah, you know, like you and Kevin, and you and Phil... | 0:08:58 | 0:09:00 | |
They go for...women like you. | 0:09:01 | 0:09:04 | |
Honestly, Shirl, you ain't my type. | 0:09:05 | 0:09:08 | |
Would you rather kiss me or Mickey's Linda? | 0:09:12 | 0:09:15 | |
Ugh, Shirl! That's disgusting! | 0:09:15 | 0:09:20 | |
So what, we're just back to sneaking around again, eh? | 0:09:20 | 0:09:22 | |
Back to square one. | 0:09:22 | 0:09:24 | |
You have no idea how much I want to kiss you. | 0:09:24 | 0:09:27 | |
Not as much as I want to kiss you. | 0:09:27 | 0:09:29 | |
You know what the best thing is about my dad owning the restaurant? | 0:09:30 | 0:09:34 | |
I've always got an empty house at lunchtime. | 0:09:34 | 0:09:36 | |
Oh. Well, my lunch might be from 12 till 1, maybe? | 0:09:36 | 0:09:41 | |
12 till 1, sounds good. | 0:09:41 | 0:09:42 | |
See you later, maybe? See you later. | 0:09:42 | 0:09:45 | |
So have you spoken to Peter about Cindy? | 0:09:45 | 0:09:47 | |
I haven't had time. | 0:09:47 | 0:09:49 | |
Well, make time. He's still angry and she's going to be back soon. | 0:09:49 | 0:09:52 | |
He'll have forgotten all about it by then. Oh, really?! | 0:09:52 | 0:09:54 | |
Sticking your head in the sand, that works for you, does it? | 0:09:54 | 0:09:57 | |
I've got a lot on my plate. You're not the only one. | 0:09:57 | 0:09:59 | |
I've got a lot on here and I've got to rush back to the B | 0:09:59 | 0:10:02 | |
All right, yeah? All right. | 0:10:02 | 0:10:04 | |
Listen, you heard about Carl? | 0:10:04 | 0:10:05 | |
What about him? That's it. He's gone. | 0:10:06 | 0:10:09 | |
Where? I dunno. But according to Phil, that's it, | 0:10:09 | 0:10:11 | |
we ain't going to see him again. Really? | 0:10:11 | 0:10:13 | |
I doubt that very much. Enjoy the coffee. | 0:10:13 | 0:10:16 | |
Don't exactly look on the bright side of life, does he? | 0:10:16 | 0:10:18 | |
Pack of the usual, please. | 0:10:18 | 0:10:19 | |
You going to join me, or...? | 0:10:22 | 0:10:23 | |
All right, keep your beard on. | 0:10:23 | 0:10:26 | |
PHONE RINGS | 0:10:26 | 0:10:28 | |
Hello? | 0:10:28 | 0:10:30 | |
Oh, hello, Grandma Elaine! | 0:10:30 | 0:10:33 | |
Yeah. | 0:10:35 | 0:10:36 | |
Johnny? | 0:10:36 | 0:10:38 | |
Be a love. | 0:10:38 | 0:10:39 | |
I like this one. Hmm! | 0:10:45 | 0:10:46 | |
Nancy said anything to you about Wayne? No. | 0:10:49 | 0:10:52 | |
If you knew she was planning something... | 0:10:52 | 0:10:54 | |
I'd tell you. | 0:10:54 | 0:10:56 | |
She talks to you, she tells you stuff. | 0:10:56 | 0:10:58 | |
I don't think she loved him. | 0:11:00 | 0:11:02 | |
She was marrying him. | 0:11:02 | 0:11:03 | |
And she slept the night here. | 0:11:03 | 0:11:05 | |
Last time I looked, there weren't bars at the window. | 0:11:05 | 0:11:08 | |
Maybe she didn't want to upset you and Dad. | 0:11:08 | 0:11:10 | |
Yeah, maybe. | 0:11:10 | 0:11:11 | |
Thank goodness I've got one uncomplicated child. | 0:11:13 | 0:11:17 | |
Ohh! | 0:11:17 | 0:11:19 | |
SHE LAUGHS Come on, sausage! | 0:11:19 | 0:11:23 | |
It's...show time! | 0:11:23 | 0:11:26 | |
La-la! | 0:11:26 | 0:11:27 | |
You just going to bleedin' stand there? | 0:11:29 | 0:11:31 | |
Just do your business, will you? | 0:11:31 | 0:11:33 | |
Is that what you stood up Sharon for, then? | 0:11:39 | 0:11:41 | |
What? Helping Carl move? | 0:11:41 | 0:11:43 | |
What's it got to do with you? | 0:11:43 | 0:11:44 | |
Oh, you know me, Phil. I can't take my eyes away from you(!) | 0:11:44 | 0:11:48 | |
Do you want something? | 0:11:49 | 0:11:52 | |
Well, have either of you seen Carl? Carl? | 0:11:52 | 0:11:54 | |
No. | 0:11:56 | 0:11:57 | |
But I'm betting you have. | 0:12:04 | 0:12:06 | |
He's gone. | 0:12:06 | 0:12:07 | |
Disappeared with 20 grand of my cash. You going after him? | 0:12:07 | 0:12:10 | |
No. No need to. Ronnie's already dealt with him. | 0:12:10 | 0:12:13 | |
Ronnie? | 0:12:13 | 0:12:15 | |
Well, someone needed to. | 0:12:15 | 0:12:16 | |
Shall I give you a hand? | 0:12:18 | 0:12:19 | |
Ooh! LINDA GIGGLES | 0:12:24 | 0:12:26 | |
Sorry, didn't I say two beers? He's younger than me! | 0:12:26 | 0:12:30 | |
Yeah, and he's got ID. I'm not arguing about it, it's the law. | 0:12:30 | 0:12:32 | |
I'm 21, darling. You look 15. | 0:12:32 | 0:12:35 | |
Ooh, that's a bit harsh... No, I don't look 15! | 0:12:35 | 0:12:37 | |
You look under 25. I've gotta ask and you've gotta prove it. | 0:12:37 | 0:12:40 | |
I ain't got nothing on me. That is not my problem. | 0:12:40 | 0:12:42 | |
If you haven't got ID, I can't serve you. | 0:12:42 | 0:12:44 | |
Jay, talk to her, tell her how old I am. | 0:12:44 | 0:12:46 | |
Yeah, he's 15. | 0:12:46 | 0:12:48 | |
If you want a pint, then you show me some ID. | 0:12:48 | 0:12:50 | |
Until then, you can have a soft drink. | 0:12:50 | 0:12:52 | |
Right there, that's what's wrong with this country. | 0:12:52 | 0:12:54 | |
Getting treated like a criminal cos I want a drink. | 0:12:54 | 0:12:56 | |
Ice and lemon with your JUICE? | 0:12:56 | 0:12:58 | |
Hello, ladies, look at this, top fashion, bottom prices. | 0:13:01 | 0:13:03 | |
Just 20 quid a throw. | 0:13:03 | 0:13:05 | |
You can't get 'em cheaper anywhere else in London! | 0:13:05 | 0:13:08 | |
Girls, girls, girls! Come and see the latest fashion. | 0:13:08 | 0:13:10 | |
All the rage in Shoreditch, these are. | 0:13:10 | 0:13:12 | |
Oh, these are so lovely. | 0:13:12 | 0:13:15 | |
I have to have one. How much are they? | 0:13:15 | 0:13:17 | |
Sir, for you they are ?25. | 0:13:17 | 0:13:19 | |
?25? Oh, that is SO reasonable! I'll take two. | 0:13:19 | 0:13:23 | |
My girlfriend's going to be so pleased with me. | 0:13:23 | 0:13:25 | |
Don't listen to him. He ain't even got a girlfriend! | 0:13:25 | 0:13:28 | |
Come on, ladies, look, 20 quid! They're just 20 quid! | 0:13:28 | 0:13:31 | |
Here, two for the fashion forward gent. | 0:13:31 | 0:13:34 | |
Fashion forward? Billy Mitchell? | 0:13:34 | 0:13:36 | |
Do me a favour! Look at what he's wearing! | 0:13:36 | 0:13:38 | |
Come on, ladies, over here for some real bargains. | 0:13:38 | 0:13:40 | |
Kat! | 0:13:42 | 0:13:43 | |
What are you doing? | 0:13:43 | 0:13:44 | |
I'm supposed to shift this lot by the end of the day. | 0:13:44 | 0:13:47 | |
What do you want me to do, stand about and watch you clear up? | 0:13:47 | 0:13:49 | |
Bad enough that I've had to mark these down to 20. | 0:13:49 | 0:13:52 | |
Not exactly making any money on 'em, am I? So what do you want me to do, eh? | 0:13:52 | 0:13:55 | |
I don't know, Alfie. but we've got another mouth to feed soon, | 0:13:55 | 0:13:58 | |
and if we carry on like this, we'll be eating the dresses. | 0:13:58 | 0:14:00 | |
I'm not doing that no more. | 0:14:02 | 0:14:04 | |
I ain't no dog walker. | 0:14:04 | 0:14:06 | |
You ain't no barmaid either, but it don't stop you taking wages. | 0:14:06 | 0:14:09 | |
What are you talking about? I give them what they want. | 0:14:09 | 0:14:11 | |
You clump around like a hung-over bricklayer. | 0:14:11 | 0:14:14 | |
You're supposed to be welcoming, | 0:14:14 | 0:14:15 | |
make small talk, take their mind off their troubles. | 0:14:15 | 0:14:18 | |
What do I care about their troubles? I've got enough of me own. | 0:14:18 | 0:14:21 | |
People are asking for food again. | 0:14:21 | 0:14:23 | |
Well, explain we've not got the kitchen up and running yet. | 0:14:23 | 0:14:26 | |
I have, but they ain't happy. You expect food in a pub. | 0:14:26 | 0:14:28 | |
You expect barmaids | 0:14:28 | 0:14:29 | |
that make an effort with their appearances an' all. | 0:14:29 | 0:14:31 | |
Used to have good food this pub. | 0:14:31 | 0:14:32 | |
My mate Jean used to run the kitchen. | 0:14:32 | 0:14:34 | |
People used to come from all over for her food. | 0:14:34 | 0:14:36 | |
Thank you, Shirley, that's really useful. | 0:14:36 | 0:14:38 | |
Well, a pub with no food?! | 0:14:38 | 0:14:40 | |
This is my sister, Nancy. | 0:14:46 | 0:14:49 | |
Hi. You all right? | 0:14:49 | 0:14:50 | |
Nice to meet you. | 0:14:50 | 0:14:51 | |
Johnny was just telling me all about your wedding. | 0:14:51 | 0:14:54 | |
Oh, the one I was kidnapped from? | 0:14:54 | 0:14:55 | |
Did he tell you about the SS coming in and dragging me off? | 0:14:55 | 0:14:59 | |
Mum and Dad think you're up to something. | 0:14:59 | 0:15:01 | |
Like what? I dunno. Are you? | 0:15:01 | 0:15:04 | |
Might be. Oh, look, customer. Your turn. | 0:15:04 | 0:15:06 | |
He proper hates it when me and my mum and dad kick off. | 0:15:10 | 0:15:12 | |
I keep telling him he should get a job at the UN. | 0:15:12 | 0:15:14 | |
Yeah, he's sensitive, isn't he? What? Like that, is it? | 0:15:14 | 0:15:17 | |
Well, he ain't got a girlfriend, has he? | 0:15:17 | 0:15:19 | |
Not unless you count my mum. | 0:15:19 | 0:15:21 | |
There's another one who's going to fall for you | 0:15:23 | 0:15:25 | |
and then wonder what's wrong with her when you don't ask her out. | 0:15:25 | 0:15:28 | |
I like Whitney. | 0:15:28 | 0:15:29 | |
I know you do. I've seen you dancing to all her hits in your bedroom | 0:15:29 | 0:15:33 | |
when you think no-one's looking. Ha-ha(!) | 0:15:33 | 0:15:35 | |
Who's putting a smile on her face? | 0:15:46 | 0:15:48 | |
Give her the benefit of the doubt. | 0:15:48 | 0:15:50 | |
Another complaint about having no food. | 0:16:15 | 0:16:18 | |
Tell them service will be back to normal soon. | 0:16:18 | 0:16:20 | |
I can tell them, but I don't know if they'll be coming back. | 0:16:20 | 0:16:22 | |
DOOR CLOSES | 0:16:24 | 0:16:26 | |
Er... | 0:16:35 | 0:16:36 | |
Oh...just moving it, darling. | 0:16:36 | 0:16:38 | |
Leave it there and it might get spilt on. | 0:16:38 | 0:16:40 | |
Are you for real? You are unbelievable! | 0:16:40 | 0:16:42 | |
Er, we got a problem here? She was checking my phone! | 0:16:42 | 0:16:45 | |
Bit low, innit, Linda? I was just moving it. | 0:16:45 | 0:16:47 | |
Do you know what, check all my texts, check who I've been calling. | 0:16:47 | 0:16:51 | |
Then maybe you could get me, like, a tag for my ankle | 0:16:51 | 0:16:54 | |
so an alarm goes off if I try and leave the pub! | 0:16:54 | 0:16:56 | |
Telling you now, she's trouble. No, she's not, bruv. | 0:17:00 | 0:17:03 | |
She just talks too much. | 0:17:03 | 0:17:04 | |
Denise, you don't need to remind me, OK? I'm on top of it. | 0:17:08 | 0:17:11 | |
Erm, remind me of the conversation we had at Christmas, will ya? | 0:17:11 | 0:17:14 | |
Which one? The one about you keeping your son away from Lola. | 0:17:14 | 0:17:17 | |
What about it? Oh, so, you remember? And you remember what I said? | 0:17:17 | 0:17:20 | |
Cos I've just seen them going into your place, | 0:17:20 | 0:17:22 | |
eating each other's faces. | 0:17:22 | 0:17:23 | |
I swear, I didn't know anything about it. I swear to you! | 0:17:23 | 0:17:26 | |
I'll give you the benefit of the doubt cos I'm in a good mood, | 0:17:26 | 0:17:28 | |
but they'd better not be anywhere near each other by tomorrow, | 0:17:28 | 0:17:31 | |
cos my good mood won't last. Do you understand me? | 0:17:31 | 0:17:33 | |
I'll make sure. | 0:17:33 | 0:17:34 | |
Phil! | 0:17:34 | 0:17:35 | |
Did you leave anything in the shops? | 0:17:39 | 0:17:42 | |
I got some right old bargains, and not just for me. | 0:17:42 | 0:17:44 | |
Got you a little pressie an' all. | 0:17:44 | 0:17:46 | |
Why don't we go home and you can give it me? | 0:17:46 | 0:17:48 | |
Oh, why don't we? | 0:17:48 | 0:17:50 | |
Eh? THEY GIGGLE | 0:17:50 | 0:17:53 | |
Ain't you got lovely skin? | 0:17:53 | 0:17:54 | |
Oh, thank you. | 0:17:54 | 0:17:56 | |
Sometimes I wish I was black. | 0:17:56 | 0:17:58 | |
Do you ever wish you was white? | 0:17:58 | 0:18:00 | |
No. | 0:18:00 | 0:18:02 | |
Right, question. Would you sleep with a serial killer for ten grand? | 0:18:02 | 0:18:06 | |
Are you trying to be funny? | 0:18:06 | 0:18:08 | |
No, it's a question. | 0:18:08 | 0:18:09 | |
You work here every day? | 0:18:14 | 0:18:15 | |
Yeah, pretty much, until I go back to uni. | 0:18:15 | 0:18:18 | |
What you studying? | 0:18:18 | 0:18:19 | |
Law. Law? | 0:18:19 | 0:18:21 | |
Yeah. Ooh, you want to be a solicitor? | 0:18:21 | 0:18:24 | |
That's the idea. | 0:18:24 | 0:18:25 | |
Well, maybe when you're not working or studying we could do something. | 0:18:25 | 0:18:29 | |
Like what? | 0:18:29 | 0:18:30 | |
Go out, to a club or something. | 0:18:30 | 0:18:32 | |
Yeah, yeah, OK. I'll book a night off. Maybe Nancy can come too. | 0:18:32 | 0:18:36 | |
OK. See you later. Bye. | 0:18:38 | 0:18:40 | |
We're just friends. | 0:18:44 | 0:18:46 | |
It's all right, sausage. | 0:18:46 | 0:18:47 | |
It'd be nice to see you with someone. | 0:18:47 | 0:18:49 | |
I can't remember the last time you had a girlfriend. | 0:18:49 | 0:18:52 | |
What was Nancy kicking off about earlier? | 0:18:52 | 0:18:54 | |
Oh, just Nancy being Nancy. | 0:18:54 | 0:18:57 | |
Do me a favour. Can you ask her how things are with Wayne? | 0:18:57 | 0:18:59 | |
Your dad's worried she's plotting something with him and... | 0:18:59 | 0:19:02 | |
She knows how you and Dad feel about Wayne. | 0:19:02 | 0:19:04 | |
She ain't stupid enough to contact him. | 0:19:04 | 0:19:06 | |
I'm just saying I'm not going to text you for a while. | 0:19:12 | 0:19:15 | |
Mum tried going through my phone. | 0:19:16 | 0:19:18 | |
No, Wayne, don't you dare turn up here again! | 0:19:21 | 0:19:24 | |
Because my dad will kill us both, that is why. | 0:19:26 | 0:19:28 | |
Please, will you just let me sort it? | 0:19:30 | 0:19:32 | |
Alfie, boy! Got my money, then? | 0:19:33 | 0:19:35 | |
Er, yeah, yeah. | 0:19:35 | 0:19:37 | |
Nah, nah, nah, you said a score, Alf. | 0:19:39 | 0:19:41 | |
You're paying him?! | 0:19:41 | 0:19:43 | |
Listen, can we sort this out later? | 0:19:43 | 0:19:45 | |
I'll give you a bell later. Yeah. | 0:19:45 | 0:19:47 | |
"Don't worry about the future," you say, "I've got it covered." | 0:19:47 | 0:19:50 | |
You haven't even got your market rent covered! | 0:19:50 | 0:19:53 | |
You think I don't know that? I'm trying my best here, sweetheart. | 0:19:53 | 0:19:55 | |
Now, I'm lumbered with this lot. | 0:19:55 | 0:19:57 | |
If I don't get rid, then I'm not going to buy any more stock, am I? | 0:19:57 | 0:19:59 | |
Tell you what, why don't you leave the market to me, and you get a job? | 0:19:59 | 0:20:02 | |
We haven't got time for you to play at this, Alfie, all right? | 0:20:02 | 0:20:05 | |
We've already taken two steps back, moving in with Nan. | 0:20:05 | 0:20:08 | |
You need to man up! | 0:20:08 | 0:20:09 | |
Whoa, whoa, what you doing? Going home! | 0:20:09 | 0:20:11 | |
What about your stall? | 0:20:11 | 0:20:13 | |
You want to sell dresses? Sell mine as well! | 0:20:13 | 0:20:15 | |
LOLA GIGGLES | 0:20:21 | 0:20:24 | |
SHE GIGGLES | 0:20:24 | 0:20:26 | |
DOOR SLAMS | 0:20:29 | 0:20:32 | |
You've GOT to be kidding me! | 0:20:32 | 0:20:34 | |
Dad... | 0:20:34 | 0:20:35 | |
Peter, you told me you'd split up with her! | 0:20:35 | 0:20:37 | |
Yeah, I did, but... Look, Ian, we're together, all right? | 0:20:37 | 0:20:40 | |
I'm talking to my son! Don't talk to her like that. | 0:20:40 | 0:20:42 | |
What does she want, another kid to get up the council waiting list? | 0:20:42 | 0:20:45 | |
Who the hell do you think you are? | 0:20:45 | 0:20:46 | |
Peter, I don't want you anywhere near her! | 0:20:46 | 0:20:48 | |
I'm 20 years old. I don't need your permission to do anything. | 0:20:48 | 0:20:52 | |
I want to be with Lola. | 0:20:52 | 0:20:53 | |
So I'm going to be with Lola! | 0:20:53 | 0:20:56 | |
Not under my roof, you're not! | 0:20:56 | 0:20:58 | |
Fine, I'll move out! | 0:20:58 | 0:20:59 | |
Let's go. | 0:20:59 | 0:21:00 | |
Peter! | 0:21:04 | 0:21:05 | |
You can't be with her, OK? Phil'd kill me! | 0:21:06 | 0:21:09 | |
Dad, you're pathetic. | 0:21:09 | 0:21:11 | |
SHARON: Phil, can you bring the matches? | 0:21:19 | 0:21:22 | |
I've put some candles round the bath. | 0:21:22 | 0:21:24 | |
Phil! | 0:21:42 | 0:21:43 | |
Heads. Aw, best of three. | 0:21:49 | 0:21:51 | |
Nope, he wins. You collect the glasses. | 0:21:51 | 0:21:55 | |
It's a little bit awkward, Mick. It's my daughter, Lauren. | 0:21:55 | 0:21:58 | |
She's got a drink problem. | 0:21:58 | 0:22:00 | |
She's had counselling, and... | 0:22:00 | 0:22:02 | |
just, Alfie knew what was going on, and if she has a slip up, you know. | 0:22:02 | 0:22:06 | |
If she has a wobble, we won't serve her. | 0:22:06 | 0:22:08 | |
Don't worry, all right? We run a family pub here. | 0:22:08 | 0:22:11 | |
Appreciate it. See you later. | 0:22:11 | 0:22:14 | |
Ta, mate. | 0:22:14 | 0:22:15 | |
Was just telling me his daughter's got a drink problem. | 0:22:16 | 0:22:21 | |
I reassured him we won't serve her. No, no. | 0:22:21 | 0:22:24 | |
Puts things into perspective. | 0:22:24 | 0:22:26 | |
Just, er... | 0:22:26 | 0:22:27 | |
just lay off Nancy a bit. | 0:22:27 | 0:22:28 | |
She's a good girl. | 0:22:28 | 0:22:30 | |
I'm on top of it, OK? | 0:22:30 | 0:22:33 | |
Right, we'd best get going. Don't want Phil on our case. | 0:22:33 | 0:22:36 | |
You done with your bit of juice? | 0:22:36 | 0:22:38 | |
Oh, shut up, Jay, man! | 0:22:38 | 0:22:40 | |
What are you looking at? | 0:22:40 | 0:22:41 | |
You want serving, you bring in some ID. | 0:22:41 | 0:22:43 | |
Does it make you feel like you're important or something, cos you can pick on people? | 0:22:43 | 0:22:47 | |
Aww, princess! Does he feel bossed around? Bless him! | 0:22:47 | 0:22:50 | |
Let's just go. | 0:22:50 | 0:22:51 | |
Whoa! | 0:22:51 | 0:22:53 | |
What?! Nancy! | 0:22:53 | 0:22:55 | |
Swear down, touch me again and I'll rip your bits off! | 0:22:55 | 0:22:58 | |
Nancy! He groped me! | 0:22:58 | 0:23:00 | |
You touched my daughter? I never! I swear, I fell over! | 0:23:00 | 0:23:03 | |
You never assault the customers! | 0:23:03 | 0:23:05 | |
He assaulted me! | 0:23:05 | 0:23:06 | |
Upstairs, now! Of course you believe him! | 0:23:06 | 0:23:08 | |
I'm just your daughter! | 0:23:08 | 0:23:09 | |
You're on top of it, are you? | 0:23:09 | 0:23:11 | |
See her, she's lucky she's girl, you know. | 0:23:13 | 0:23:15 | |
Let me look. Let me look. | 0:23:15 | 0:23:16 | |
No, man, get off me. Is it bleeding? | 0:23:16 | 0:23:18 | |
You've just combined stock. | 0:23:20 | 0:23:21 | |
That allowed in the regulations, is it? | 0:23:21 | 0:23:23 | |
Hello, sweetheart, can I interest you in this beautiful... | 0:23:23 | 0:23:26 | |
I gave you that stall as a favour. | 0:23:26 | 0:23:27 | |
Yes, Tam, I didn't know it was going to be the same stock. | 0:23:27 | 0:23:30 | |
Listen, I promise I'll sort it. Hello, sweetheart. | 0:23:30 | 0:23:33 | |
I'm doing what I can here. | 0:23:33 | 0:23:34 | |
Lads, maybe for the ladies at home, might like it, eh? Interested? | 0:23:34 | 0:23:38 | |
All right, Alf? You got my money, then? | 0:23:39 | 0:23:41 | |
Yeah, yeah. Billy, you couldn't do us a favour, could you? | 0:23:41 | 0:23:44 | |
What? I'm going to grab a quick half hour in the Vic. | 0:23:44 | 0:23:46 | |
You couldn't hold the fort? | 0:23:46 | 0:23:47 | |
I promise I'll make it worth your while. | 0:23:47 | 0:23:49 | |
Alfie, I'm an Executive Director of Operations. | 0:23:49 | 0:23:52 | |
What do I know about flogging dresses? | 0:23:52 | 0:23:53 | |
Well, what do I know? I don't know anything. | 0:23:53 | 0:23:55 | |
But I'll tell you something, | 0:23:55 | 0:23:56 | |
the birds have been hanging around all morning, | 0:23:56 | 0:23:59 | |
cos they love a geezer who sells dresses. | 0:23:59 | 0:24:01 | |
Really? Yeah, I promise you. | 0:24:01 | 0:24:02 | |
Get a hold of that, proper babe magnet. Won't be long. | 0:24:02 | 0:24:05 | |
Only a half-hour, though, eh, Alf? | 0:24:05 | 0:24:07 | |
All right, girls? | 0:24:09 | 0:24:11 | |
Fancy coming in here and inspecting my goods? | 0:24:11 | 0:24:13 | |
No? | 0:24:15 | 0:24:17 | |
Fair enough. | 0:24:17 | 0:24:19 | |
LIGHT SWITCH CLICKS | 0:24:19 | 0:24:21 | |
SHE SCREAMS | 0:24:45 | 0:24:47 | |
Ow! | 0:24:47 | 0:24:48 | |
SHE CRIES OUT | 0:24:51 | 0:24:53 | |
You never hit the customers! | 0:24:53 | 0:24:54 | |
What, so they can just put their hands all over me | 0:24:54 | 0:24:57 | |
and I'm just supposed to stand there and take it?! | 0:24:57 | 0:24:59 | |
You might like being groped by them, but I don't! | 0:24:59 | 0:25:01 | |
Oi, oi, oi, listen, that's enough! | 0:25:01 | 0:25:02 | |
You don't talk to your mother like that! | 0:25:02 | 0:25:04 | |
Why do you think I'm lying? You think I just hit people for the thrill of it? | 0:25:04 | 0:25:07 | |
He touched my bum! Well, it's not the first time, is it? | 0:25:07 | 0:25:10 | |
We have been here before, with you throwing punches in Watford! | 0:25:10 | 0:25:12 | |
What, so I can't defend myself? Is that it? | 0:25:12 | 0:25:14 | |
There's NEVER an excuse to hit a customer. | 0:25:14 | 0:25:17 | |
Right, why I don't I just stand there and let them cop a feel?! | 0:25:17 | 0:25:19 | |
If anybody ever touched me, they'd end up in traction. | 0:25:19 | 0:25:21 | |
Oh, not now, Shirley! No, no, no, stay! | 0:25:21 | 0:25:24 | |
Stay, and see how they treat me! | 0:25:24 | 0:25:25 | |
Have you any idea how much this upsets your dad? | 0:25:25 | 0:25:28 | |
You don't care about me, do you? | 0:25:28 | 0:25:29 | |
You never take me seriously because you don't care! | 0:25:29 | 0:25:32 | |
If we didn't care, we'd have let you marry the geezer. | 0:25:32 | 0:25:34 | |
How dare you say we don't care! We've given you everything! | 0:25:34 | 0:25:37 | |
No, you give HIM everything! | 0:25:37 | 0:25:38 | |
Golden sausage boy Johnny who never does anything wrong! | 0:25:38 | 0:25:41 | |
Don't drag me into this. | 0:25:41 | 0:25:42 | |
It's been Johnny, Johnny, Johnny, since the day he was born! | 0:25:42 | 0:25:45 | |
Because all you ever do is test my patience! | 0:25:45 | 0:25:47 | |
You've always been the same, having to be different, | 0:25:47 | 0:25:50 | |
never liking anything I try and get you interested in. | 0:25:50 | 0:25:53 | |
It's like you do everything you can to try and upset and humiliate me! | 0:25:53 | 0:25:56 | |
I don't! You only went with Wayne to upset us. You don't love him! | 0:25:56 | 0:26:01 | |
I know how your mind works - you're always kicking out, | 0:26:01 | 0:26:04 | |
looking for attention. | 0:26:04 | 0:26:05 | |
You think you're clever, but I can read you like a book! | 0:26:05 | 0:26:08 | |
You don't know me! I know you inside out. | 0:26:08 | 0:26:10 | |
I know all my children! | 0:26:10 | 0:26:11 | |
Oh, yeah? You don't even know Johnny's gay! | 0:26:11 | 0:26:13 |