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Yeah? Erm, is Mark in, Mr Beale? | 0:00:44 | 0:00:46 | |
Yeah. Mark! Birthday boy's here. | 0:00:46 | 0:00:48 | |
You get me a present!? | 0:00:50 | 0:00:51 | |
How was your day with your dad? | 0:00:51 | 0:00:52 | |
"Happy Birthday, Shaks"? | 0:00:52 | 0:00:54 | |
Sorry... Oi. Come. Say "party". | 0:00:54 | 0:00:56 | |
PARTAAAY! | 0:00:56 | 0:00:58 | |
Yes, right. That should get the traffic going on social media. | 0:00:58 | 0:01:01 | |
Now come, catering. | 0:01:01 | 0:01:02 | |
Courtney, please go to the party with her. | 0:01:04 | 0:01:06 | |
IS this why you asked me over? It'll be lame. | 0:01:06 | 0:01:08 | |
His mum's going to be there. | 0:01:08 | 0:01:10 | |
Louise is too young to be on her own. I don't... | 0:01:10 | 0:01:12 | |
Have you seen this? Shaks posted it five seconds ago. | 0:01:13 | 0:01:16 | |
It's already got 30 likes. Look. | 0:01:16 | 0:01:18 | |
Partaaay! | 0:01:18 | 0:01:19 | |
Someone jealous? | 0:01:21 | 0:01:22 | |
As if. I get enough likes. | 0:01:22 | 0:01:25 | |
Can I go to Stratford? | 0:01:25 | 0:01:27 | |
Dad's given me money for a new dress but he said to ask you first. | 0:01:27 | 0:01:30 | |
Only if Courtney goes with you. | 0:01:30 | 0:01:31 | |
Ohh. Yesssss! | 0:01:34 | 0:01:35 | |
I snogged Danny Stewart at my first party. | 0:01:38 | 0:01:42 | |
Then threw up all over his shoes. | 0:01:42 | 0:01:43 | |
Maybe you'd better put sheets down. | 0:01:45 | 0:01:46 | |
After I've hidden the valuables. | 0:01:46 | 0:01:49 | |
Thanks for letting him have it here. | 0:01:49 | 0:01:51 | |
What with my course and everything, I just...couldn't keep up. | 0:01:51 | 0:01:54 | |
One minute, "no party", next, "our place is too small!" | 0:01:55 | 0:01:59 | |
It's my pleasure. Bit old for balloons, though, ain't he? | 0:01:59 | 0:02:03 | |
He asked for them! | 0:02:03 | 0:02:04 | |
Obviously not in a hurry to grow up after all. | 0:02:04 | 0:02:07 | |
Girls like balloons. They're non-threatening. | 0:02:08 | 0:02:11 | |
It makes them feel more relaxed. | 0:02:11 | 0:02:13 | |
Relaxed girls are more... well... | 0:02:13 | 0:02:15 | |
Oi - have you done your playlists? | 0:02:17 | 0:02:19 | |
Yeah. I've thought about them. | 0:02:19 | 0:02:20 | |
Mark! Did you see how FIT Bex looked the other day? | 0:02:20 | 0:02:24 | |
That's not going to go unnoticed. | 0:02:24 | 0:02:26 | |
Vultures will literally circle. | 0:02:26 | 0:02:27 | |
And I'm talking older guys with cars and real IDs. | 0:02:27 | 0:02:30 | |
So that's why you changed your mind about having a party... | 0:02:31 | 0:02:34 | |
Well, if it's not legit, then I'm going to lose her, not my virginity. | 0:02:34 | 0:02:37 | |
You're putting way too much pressure on this. What's the rush? | 0:02:37 | 0:02:40 | |
Says the guy that comes from the country that invented | 0:02:40 | 0:02:42 | |
doing things quickly. Space race? What is the rush? Arms race? | 0:02:42 | 0:02:46 | |
Let the Russians have it, man. | 0:02:46 | 0:02:48 | |
I don't have any money. How do you know about that stuff? | 0:02:48 | 0:02:50 | |
Because this party's an arms race. | 0:02:50 | 0:02:52 | |
It has to be the best, talked about for years to come. | 0:02:52 | 0:02:56 | |
The party that won Bex. | 0:02:56 | 0:02:58 | |
So this is the new look that everyone's raving about. | 0:03:00 | 0:03:03 | |
Hardly. | 0:03:03 | 0:03:04 | |
Playlists are literally everything. | 0:03:04 | 0:03:05 | |
You get the right songs, in the right order...and you're in. | 0:03:05 | 0:03:09 | |
You coming up to Stratford? | 0:03:13 | 0:03:14 | |
Dad gave me money for a new dress. | 0:03:14 | 0:03:16 | |
No, I'm going to get ready with Stacey. | 0:03:16 | 0:03:18 | |
Oh, it's the birthday boy! | 0:03:18 | 0:03:20 | |
Happy birthday! | 0:03:20 | 0:03:21 | |
Have fun with your dad? Yeah, I got some buff kicks as well. | 0:03:23 | 0:03:25 | |
Aren't you going to say anything about the new look? | 0:03:26 | 0:03:29 | |
I already seen it. | 0:03:29 | 0:03:31 | |
You going to this party? | 0:03:31 | 0:03:32 | |
He's my superstar DJ. | 0:03:32 | 0:03:33 | |
Flown in from America specially. | 0:03:33 | 0:03:35 | |
It's just a party. | 0:03:36 | 0:03:37 | |
I was a teenage boy once. I know what's going on in his head. | 0:03:39 | 0:03:41 | |
Well, you'll just have to trust your daughter, won't you? | 0:03:41 | 0:03:43 | |
Plus Carmel's going anyway and there's a ban on booze. So... | 0:03:43 | 0:03:46 | |
As if you can get alcohol! | 0:03:47 | 0:03:49 | |
Oi! Shush! If you don't want any, then... No, that'd be sick! | 0:03:49 | 0:03:53 | |
Saves me the bother. Maybe this party won't be so bad. | 0:03:53 | 0:03:56 | |
I'll see you guys at seven, yeah? Don't be late. | 0:03:56 | 0:03:58 | |
And how you going to get alcohol? | 0:04:02 | 0:04:05 | |
Hmmm. | 0:04:05 | 0:04:06 | |
How is a 16-year-old boy going to buy drink armed with nothing more | 0:04:06 | 0:04:09 | |
than a 20-year-old mate? | 0:04:09 | 0:04:10 | |
Oi! Get off my stuff! | 0:04:13 | 0:04:15 | |
Roxy said you were sleeping here. | 0:04:17 | 0:04:18 | |
Is a playground appropriate digs for someone in your position? | 0:04:19 | 0:04:22 | |
I take it you ain't registered an address with the police yet? | 0:04:24 | 0:04:27 | |
What do you want? | 0:04:27 | 0:04:28 | |
So now Shaki is her style guide, and I'm out of a job! | 0:04:28 | 0:04:31 | |
What you two saying? You coming to this party tonight? | 0:04:32 | 0:04:34 | |
Depends if Jay can find someone to watch his stuff while we're out. | 0:04:34 | 0:04:38 | |
You are not sleeping here! | 0:04:38 | 0:04:39 | |
A playground? | 0:04:39 | 0:04:41 | |
Bruv, come home. | 0:04:41 | 0:04:42 | |
Before the Old Bill do you for breaching the terms. | 0:04:42 | 0:04:44 | |
Phil won't let me, will he? | 0:04:44 | 0:04:46 | |
He don't care about me, don't care about where I sleep. | 0:04:46 | 0:04:49 | |
Maybe not. | 0:04:49 | 0:04:50 | |
But he cares about me. | 0:04:50 | 0:04:52 | |
It's birthday boy! Hello, birthday boy! Get off, man! | 0:04:57 | 0:05:00 | |
I thought Dad was taking you out today? | 0:05:00 | 0:05:02 | |
He was but he dropped me back early to sort out the party. | 0:05:02 | 0:05:04 | |
Right. Where are these sickeningly expensive trainers he got you, then? | 0:05:04 | 0:05:07 | |
At home. The restaurant was well spenny too. | 0:05:07 | 0:05:09 | |
And we had wine. | 0:05:09 | 0:05:10 | |
Shakil! Ah, just the man. | 0:05:10 | 0:05:13 | |
All right? | 0:05:13 | 0:05:14 | |
I just wanted to give you a little bit of friendly advice | 0:05:14 | 0:05:17 | |
about this party of yours, and there not being any alcohol there. | 0:05:17 | 0:05:21 | |
Right. | 0:05:21 | 0:05:23 | |
If this gets into the wrong hands... | 0:05:23 | 0:05:24 | |
No danger! You can count on me, guv'nor! | 0:05:24 | 0:05:27 | |
That's terrible, that is. Awful, in fact. | 0:05:27 | 0:05:30 | |
No. I mean it. Seriously. | 0:05:30 | 0:05:31 | |
No-one touches this | 0:05:31 | 0:05:33 | |
unless they remember Bill Clinton in the White House. | 0:05:33 | 0:05:35 | |
Good boy. | 0:05:35 | 0:05:37 | |
Mind how you go. Go on. | 0:05:37 | 0:05:38 | |
I swear, Mr Fowler, no booze, on my life. | 0:05:40 | 0:05:42 | |
On your life, then. Cos Rebecca means everything to me. | 0:05:43 | 0:05:47 | |
Remember that. | 0:05:47 | 0:05:48 | |
Look, try to stay calm. | 0:05:50 | 0:05:53 | |
I found him sleeping rough, Dad. | 0:05:53 | 0:05:55 | |
Well, you should have left him to it. | 0:05:56 | 0:05:58 | |
I thought you might say that. | 0:05:58 | 0:05:59 | |
Wait out back, yeah? I won't be long. | 0:06:00 | 0:06:03 | |
Jay... | 0:06:07 | 0:06:08 | |
Don't put too much mascara on... | 0:06:12 | 0:06:14 | |
Shaki's a bit too keen on the new me. | 0:06:14 | 0:06:16 | |
Oh, you're making him wait, though, no? | 0:06:16 | 0:06:18 | |
Yeah. Yeah, but I'm worried he's expecting a big birthday present. | 0:06:18 | 0:06:23 | |
Oh, well, you stand your ground. | 0:06:23 | 0:06:25 | |
I will. I will. | 0:06:25 | 0:06:27 | |
Do you want see what I got him? | 0:06:27 | 0:06:28 | |
Yeah, go on, then. | 0:06:28 | 0:06:29 | |
Oh! | 0:06:32 | 0:06:33 | |
Ohh! Poor Shaki. | 0:06:36 | 0:06:39 | |
You should show that to your dad, that'll put his mind at ease. | 0:06:39 | 0:06:42 | |
Show me what? Nothing. Nothing. | 0:06:42 | 0:06:44 | |
All grown up. Eh? My little girl. | 0:06:46 | 0:06:50 | |
You still going to be calling me that when I'm 30? | 0:06:50 | 0:06:52 | |
And 40. And 50. | 0:06:52 | 0:06:53 | |
Look, behave yourself tonight, yeah? | 0:06:54 | 0:06:57 | |
Will you please just trust me? | 0:06:58 | 0:07:00 | |
I thought we were done for. | 0:07:05 | 0:07:07 | |
Tell me about it. | 0:07:07 | 0:07:09 | |
I feel like Bex's dad can read my mind sometimes. | 0:07:09 | 0:07:11 | |
Erm... What you doing in there? | 0:07:11 | 0:07:13 | |
Borrowing your cologne. | 0:07:13 | 0:07:15 | |
Oi, so Mark, you ever done it? | 0:07:17 | 0:07:18 | |
So what.. you got like the moves? | 0:07:20 | 0:07:22 | |
The secret weapons? | 0:07:22 | 0:07:24 | |
The only thing you need to do at this stage is relax. | 0:07:24 | 0:07:27 | |
The moves come later. | 0:07:27 | 0:07:29 | |
The moves are everything. | 0:07:29 | 0:07:30 | |
I thought the playlist was everything? | 0:07:30 | 0:07:32 | |
It's all everything. | 0:07:32 | 0:07:34 | |
Look, if this party's not good, yeah, then I'm going to die a virgin. | 0:07:34 | 0:07:37 | |
You're 16! You need to chill out. | 0:07:37 | 0:07:39 | |
I literally think about sex every second. | 0:07:39 | 0:07:41 | |
Bex makes such a big deal out of it. | 0:07:41 | 0:07:43 | |
But I just want to get it over with. | 0:07:43 | 0:07:45 | |
Erm, what are these doing in here? | 0:07:46 | 0:07:48 | |
I don't like the colour. | 0:07:48 | 0:07:49 | |
What?! These are expensive! | 0:07:49 | 0:07:51 | |
I would kill for a gift like this from my dad. | 0:07:51 | 0:07:53 | |
Yeah, well, props to you and your dad. | 0:07:53 | 0:07:55 | |
Yes. | 0:07:57 | 0:07:59 | |
I know I'm booked in to see Dr Black next week | 0:07:59 | 0:08:01 | |
but I need to come in sooner. | 0:08:01 | 0:08:03 | |
Yeah, to me it's an emergency, yes. | 0:08:05 | 0:08:07 | |
OK. Tomorrow, half four? | 0:08:09 | 0:08:12 | |
Oh, no, no, no. | 0:08:12 | 0:08:13 | |
No. I've got salsa... | 0:08:13 | 0:08:16 | |
No! It's all right. Ignore me. I'll take that one. Thank you. | 0:08:16 | 0:08:19 | |
Denise. I know it's hard but try to keep calm. | 0:08:22 | 0:08:25 | |
It might be nothing. | 0:08:25 | 0:08:26 | |
Yeah. Yeah. It's just the waiting, you know? | 0:08:27 | 0:08:30 | |
KNOCKING | 0:08:30 | 0:08:31 | |
Oh. | 0:08:31 | 0:08:32 | |
Hello, Mum! You all right? Hello, darling. Come on in. | 0:08:35 | 0:08:37 | |
Thank you. See what we've done. | 0:08:37 | 0:08:39 | |
Kush, tell Denise your brother will be hugely respectful tonight. | 0:08:40 | 0:08:44 | |
Oh, he knows the price of failure. | 0:08:44 | 0:08:46 | |
Have you seen him since his lunch with Dad? | 0:08:46 | 0:08:49 | |
No, why? | 0:08:49 | 0:08:50 | |
He just seems a bit funny. That's all. | 0:08:50 | 0:08:52 | |
He said Dad got him trainers but he didn't put them on. | 0:08:52 | 0:08:54 | |
Oh, no. Has he upset him? | 0:08:54 | 0:08:57 | |
He better not have done. | 0:08:57 | 0:08:59 | |
Dads, eh? | 0:08:59 | 0:09:00 | |
But your son's grieving for Paul. | 0:09:02 | 0:09:04 | |
Can't you just let Jay stay? | 0:09:04 | 0:09:05 | |
He's a nonce. | 0:09:07 | 0:09:08 | |
I ain't letting Jay sleep out alone. It's not safe. | 0:09:12 | 0:09:15 | |
You're going to join him? | 0:09:16 | 0:09:17 | |
Say something. | 0:09:18 | 0:09:20 | |
How can you let your own son sleep rough?! | 0:09:31 | 0:09:34 | |
You can talk! The hell you gave me for lying to you about your dad. | 0:09:34 | 0:09:37 | |
Now you're doing the same to Mark! | 0:09:37 | 0:09:38 | |
I'll stay out of your business, you stay out mine. | 0:09:39 | 0:09:41 | |
Oh, my birthday boy looks so handsome. | 0:09:43 | 0:09:47 | |
All right, Mum! You not wearing your new kicks, then? | 0:09:47 | 0:09:49 | |
Erm, no, I don't want to ruin them. | 0:09:49 | 0:09:52 | |
Was it nice with your dad? | 0:09:52 | 0:09:53 | |
So many questions! Can you please show me these decorations? | 0:09:53 | 0:09:56 | |
Oh, right. Um. Not too many balloons? | 0:09:56 | 0:09:59 | |
Impossible. So, um... you guys going to disappear upstairs now or what... | 0:09:59 | 0:10:03 | |
Disappear!? Oh, no, we'll be mingling, serving snacks. | 0:10:05 | 0:10:10 | |
Yeah, we're... | 0:10:10 | 0:10:11 | |
We're going to dress as waiters! I've got these cute little bow ties. | 0:10:11 | 0:10:14 | |
Waiters? | 0:10:14 | 0:10:15 | |
His face! Don't worry. Don't worry. | 0:10:16 | 0:10:19 | |
I've talked them into going to the pub for a couple. All right? Yeah. | 0:10:19 | 0:10:21 | |
If we hear the slightest peep, we'll be over here in a second. | 0:10:21 | 0:10:24 | |
Best behaviour! I promise. I will keep him in line. | 0:10:24 | 0:10:27 | |
Oh! Now YOU I trust. | 0:10:27 | 0:10:29 | |
Call us if you need us. | 0:10:29 | 0:10:30 | |
Right, see you later. | 0:10:30 | 0:10:31 | |
All right. See you later. Have a good time at the pub, guys. | 0:10:31 | 0:10:34 | |
Have fun. Bye, Mum. Have fun. Bye. | 0:10:34 | 0:10:36 | |
Houston, we've got a party! Oooh, yeah! | 0:10:39 | 0:10:42 | |
It's a bit public, ain't it? | 0:10:52 | 0:10:54 | |
That's the point. | 0:10:54 | 0:10:55 | |
MUSIC PLAYING | 0:10:55 | 0:10:56 | |
Party sounds fun. | 0:10:57 | 0:10:59 | |
Go, if you want. | 0:11:00 | 0:11:02 | |
Nah, wouldn't seem right. With Paul and that. You know? | 0:11:02 | 0:11:05 | |
This is more important, anyway. | 0:11:07 | 0:11:09 | |
I reckon there's just enough pride still left in the old man | 0:11:10 | 0:11:12 | |
that he won't see his son sleep rough. | 0:11:12 | 0:11:14 | |
He'll come. | 0:11:15 | 0:11:16 | |
I mean, Sharon must be giving him hell right now. | 0:11:18 | 0:11:20 | |
You know, Phil's right. I'm a hypocrite. | 0:11:23 | 0:11:25 | |
I was so angry when he kept my dad from me. | 0:11:25 | 0:11:28 | |
Did you a favour, as it turns out. | 0:11:28 | 0:11:30 | |
Well, the truth's always better than a lie. | 0:11:30 | 0:11:32 | |
What about Grant in all this, Ian? He's got a son! | 0:11:33 | 0:11:37 | |
I think we should tell him. | 0:11:37 | 0:11:38 | |
You've got a playlist called Chirpse Volume One? | 0:11:40 | 0:11:43 | |
Look, I told you. It's the right songs in the right order. | 0:11:43 | 0:11:45 | |
Hey, man, can I ask you something? | 0:11:47 | 0:11:48 | |
Bex said she that doesn't want to... | 0:11:48 | 0:11:50 | |
You know. | 0:11:51 | 0:11:52 | |
Not yet. | 0:11:52 | 0:11:54 | |
Tell me you were understanding. | 0:11:54 | 0:11:55 | |
I was like, yeah, fine, whatever. | 0:11:55 | 0:11:57 | |
Not going to show her that I'm fussed, am I? | 0:11:57 | 0:11:59 | |
But then she gets this makeover. And I'm like... Who's that for? | 0:11:59 | 0:12:02 | |
Is it me that she doesn't want to do it with? | 0:12:02 | 0:12:05 | |
Shaks, have you ever wondered that maybe you're not ready either? | 0:12:05 | 0:12:08 | |
I'm 16. | 0:12:08 | 0:12:09 | |
I'm a full-grown adult! | 0:12:09 | 0:12:11 | |
Don't take this the wrong way but you sometimes come across as | 0:12:11 | 0:12:14 | |
a bit of a spoilt kid who always gets what he wants. | 0:12:14 | 0:12:17 | |
A spoilt kid? | 0:12:17 | 0:12:18 | |
I mean, take the box-fresh sneakers you chucked in the garbage... | 0:12:18 | 0:12:21 | |
Yeah, well, maybe don't go through other people's bins. | 0:12:21 | 0:12:23 | |
KNOCKING Last time I ask you for advice. | 0:12:23 | 0:12:25 | |
Hey! Happy Birthday! Again! | 0:12:29 | 0:12:33 | |
Thank you. Come in! We've got the house to ourselves. | 0:12:33 | 0:12:35 | |
We've got ciders. | 0:12:35 | 0:12:37 | |
Thirsty!? Always. | 0:12:37 | 0:12:38 | |
Hey, you. Hey. | 0:12:40 | 0:12:41 | |
You said you were going to be there. | 0:12:48 | 0:12:50 | |
Well, they can't have fun with us there, | 0:12:50 | 0:12:52 | |
Big Brother, watching over them. | 0:12:52 | 0:12:53 | |
Let them grow up, Mart. | 0:12:53 | 0:12:54 | |
What do you know about it? | 0:12:54 | 0:12:56 | |
They're three doors down. If there's a problem, we'll know. | 0:12:56 | 0:12:59 | |
OK. | 0:13:00 | 0:13:01 | |
But I'm going round in half an hour. | 0:13:01 | 0:13:03 | |
Well done. I'm proud of you. | 0:13:06 | 0:13:07 | |
They don't know I got the place surrounded by armed response, | 0:13:08 | 0:13:11 | |
do they? | 0:13:11 | 0:13:12 | |
Well, come on, Kyle's got Lily and Arthur. | 0:13:12 | 0:13:14 | |
We ain't that ancient that we can't have fun, too. | 0:13:14 | 0:13:16 | |
You can trust her, Martin. | 0:13:17 | 0:13:19 | |
It's when kids start lying, that's when you've got a problem. | 0:13:19 | 0:13:22 | |
And Bex don't lie. | 0:13:22 | 0:13:23 | |
Exactly. | 0:13:23 | 0:13:25 | |
It was so nice that she confided in me about Shaki wanting to... | 0:13:25 | 0:13:28 | |
You know. | 0:13:29 | 0:13:30 | |
Felt like sisters. | 0:13:30 | 0:13:32 | |
Shaki wanting to... "you know", what? | 0:13:32 | 0:13:35 | |
All right. | 0:13:37 | 0:13:38 | |
You want to tell him, | 0:13:38 | 0:13:39 | |
let's go round there and we will tell him the truth, OK? | 0:13:39 | 0:13:42 | |
We'll tell him that the... the man who taught him how to ride a bike, | 0:13:42 | 0:13:44 | |
who gave him the chat about the birds and the bees | 0:13:44 | 0:13:47 | |
isn't actually his dad. | 0:13:47 | 0:13:48 | |
You trying to make me feel worse? | 0:13:48 | 0:13:49 | |
Well, it's nothing compared to how he's going to feel when | 0:13:49 | 0:13:52 | |
he meets Grant for the first time. I mean, that is IF he meets Grant. | 0:13:52 | 0:13:54 | |
I mean, let's not assume that Grant will even be interested. | 0:13:54 | 0:13:57 | |
Right. Come on, then. Let's go break up a happy family, let's do it. | 0:13:57 | 0:14:00 | |
No. I don't want to break up a happy family. | 0:14:00 | 0:14:02 | |
Look, as much as you are part of that team, all right, | 0:14:02 | 0:14:05 | |
you wouldn't wish them on anyone, would you? | 0:14:05 | 0:14:07 | |
Right? So he can either go back to sunny Florida... | 0:14:07 | 0:14:09 | |
or he can stay here in cold and miserable London | 0:14:09 | 0:14:12 | |
and let the Mitchells slowly get their claws into him. | 0:14:12 | 0:14:14 | |
She well fancies him. | 0:14:16 | 0:14:18 | |
Bet he's too soft to make a move, though. | 0:14:18 | 0:14:20 | |
Hey, do you want your present? Mm. Close your eyes. | 0:14:21 | 0:14:24 | |
What is it? | 0:14:35 | 0:14:36 | |
I know how much you wanted to wait, so I bought you a chastity bracelet. | 0:14:36 | 0:14:40 | |
Chastity? | 0:14:41 | 0:14:43 | |
What, as in...? | 0:14:43 | 0:14:44 | |
So how long have I got to wear it? | 0:14:46 | 0:14:47 | |
That's not how you play truth or dare! | 0:14:48 | 0:14:51 | |
Everyone, Mark agreed to play truth or dare | 0:14:51 | 0:14:54 | |
but now he's bottling on the question. What did you ask him? | 0:14:54 | 0:14:57 | |
If he fancies me or not. | 0:14:57 | 0:14:59 | |
He won't say. | 0:14:59 | 0:15:00 | |
I fancy you! | 0:15:00 | 0:15:01 | |
Snog! Snog! Snog! | 0:15:03 | 0:15:05 | |
EVERYONE CHANTS | 0:15:05 | 0:15:07 | |
Snog her, then, if you've got the bottle, baldie! | 0:15:07 | 0:15:10 | |
What'd you call me? | 0:15:11 | 0:15:12 | |
I saw the hair replenishing shampoo in your bag, man. Shut up, man! | 0:15:12 | 0:15:17 | |
You should be proud of who you are, baldie. Oh, yeah... nice. | 0:15:17 | 0:15:20 | |
I bet Bex wants to sleep with someone as mature as you. | 0:15:20 | 0:15:22 | |
Oi. Don't get brave, man. | 0:15:22 | 0:15:24 | |
Where is he!? Shakil! | 0:15:25 | 0:15:26 | |
Do you know what you're reading yet? At the funeral... | 0:15:35 | 0:15:38 | |
No. Everything I find just seems too sad or cheesy. | 0:15:38 | 0:15:42 | |
Oh, hello. | 0:15:42 | 0:15:44 | |
Right. Enough of this. Now get back in. | 0:15:46 | 0:15:48 | |
No. Not without Jay. What? You think I won't last till morning? | 0:15:48 | 0:15:52 | |
When your friends and family and customers go walking past, | 0:15:53 | 0:15:58 | |
but I'll still be here. Know why? | 0:15:58 | 0:16:01 | |
I'm burying Paul this week. | 0:16:03 | 0:16:05 | |
One day it'll be you. | 0:16:05 | 0:16:07 | |
Then who I got? | 0:16:08 | 0:16:09 | |
Grant? | 0:16:09 | 0:16:11 | |
Louise? | 0:16:11 | 0:16:12 | |
She's a kid! | 0:16:12 | 0:16:13 | |
Long as I've got him... | 0:16:15 | 0:16:17 | |
..I'll never be on my own. | 0:16:18 | 0:16:19 | |
So, whatever he's done, or hasn't done... | 0:16:20 | 0:16:24 | |
it don't matter to me. | 0:16:24 | 0:16:25 | |
He's my brother. | 0:16:28 | 0:16:29 | |
Well, you can leave them stinking clothes on the doorstep. | 0:16:34 | 0:16:37 | |
He wants knocking out! He's 16! | 0:16:44 | 0:16:46 | |
Was you buying the alcohol, did you? | 0:16:46 | 0:16:47 | |
Could you please leave!? | 0:16:47 | 0:16:49 | |
So it's all right for him to get my daughter drunk | 0:16:49 | 0:16:51 | |
so she'll sleep with him? | 0:16:51 | 0:16:52 | |
Dad! I can look after myself. Shaks ain't like that. | 0:16:52 | 0:16:54 | |
He's exactly like that! | 0:16:54 | 0:16:55 | |
Yeah. No more than any other teenager! Bex included. | 0:16:55 | 0:16:58 | |
You what? | 0:16:59 | 0:17:00 | |
OK. Oh! Martin! Right, I'm not letting you do this. We're leaving. | 0:17:00 | 0:17:03 | |
Come on. Now. | 0:17:03 | 0:17:05 | |
Come on, you as well. Get out the way! | 0:17:05 | 0:17:07 | |
OK. | 0:17:10 | 0:17:11 | |
I think that's the party over, guys. | 0:17:11 | 0:17:14 | |
Thank you. Out you go. | 0:17:14 | 0:17:16 | |
Go on. | 0:17:16 | 0:17:17 | |
Come on. | 0:17:17 | 0:17:18 | |
Thanks for coming. | 0:17:18 | 0:17:19 | |
Well, we got a couple of ciders out at least. | 0:17:24 | 0:17:26 | |
Where did Mark go? | 0:17:26 | 0:17:28 | |
What? Baldie? He ran out as soon as Martin arrived. | 0:17:28 | 0:17:30 | |
Don't call him that. | 0:17:30 | 0:17:32 | |
Does Ben Mitchell live round here? | 0:17:32 | 0:17:34 | |
Who wants to know? | 0:17:35 | 0:17:36 | |
Hope he's OK. | 0:17:42 | 0:17:44 | |
You're not remotely bald! | 0:17:46 | 0:17:47 | |
I'm just paranoid. | 0:17:48 | 0:17:50 | |
Why? | 0:17:50 | 0:17:51 | |
My dad's bald. | 0:17:51 | 0:17:52 | |
Your dad in America? | 0:17:54 | 0:17:55 | |
Yeah, that one. | 0:17:56 | 0:17:57 | |
I know I'm not bald. I'm just not taking any chances. | 0:17:58 | 0:18:02 | |
Hence the caffeine shampoo... | 0:18:02 | 0:18:03 | |
She knows about the shampoo! | 0:18:05 | 0:18:06 | |
Oh. There's a "she" already, is there? | 0:18:06 | 0:18:09 | |
Yeah. Well, I mean, there was, until Shaki opened his mouth. | 0:18:10 | 0:18:14 | |
Look at you, Mark. | 0:18:14 | 0:18:15 | |
You're handsome, charming... Any girl'd be lucky to have you. | 0:18:15 | 0:18:18 | |
Ignore Shakil. He's a kid. | 0:18:20 | 0:18:21 | |
You go get her, yeah? | 0:18:21 | 0:18:22 | |
Where did you get the alcohol? | 0:18:24 | 0:18:26 | |
Baldie got it. | 0:18:26 | 0:18:27 | |
Mark. | 0:18:29 | 0:18:30 | |
Which isn't even illegal! | 0:18:30 | 0:18:31 | |
Yes, but that's not the point, though, is it, mate? | 0:18:31 | 0:18:33 | |
We promised Martin. | 0:18:33 | 0:18:34 | |
Yeah, obviously we was going to get drinks for the party! | 0:18:34 | 0:18:37 | |
Wouldn't you? | 0:18:37 | 0:18:38 | |
What about this sex business? | 0:18:39 | 0:18:41 | |
Mum! We're not doing this now. | 0:18:41 | 0:18:42 | |
Do you talk to your dad about it? | 0:18:42 | 0:18:44 | |
Well, someone's got to give you the sex talk. | 0:18:44 | 0:18:46 | |
Kush? | 0:18:47 | 0:18:48 | |
What, now? | 0:18:50 | 0:18:52 | |
OK, um... | 0:18:53 | 0:18:54 | |
About now, you should start noticing, you know, a few changes... | 0:18:56 | 0:19:00 | |
Is that a chastity bracelet? | 0:19:02 | 0:19:04 | |
Oh... Kill me now! | 0:19:04 | 0:19:05 | |
We all know what it's like. | 0:19:07 | 0:19:08 | |
Everyone's saying they've done it... | 0:19:09 | 0:19:11 | |
although no-one can quite say who with or when. | 0:19:11 | 0:19:14 | |
..and you feel this pressure, so you do it. | 0:19:15 | 0:19:18 | |
And before you know it, you're down the clinic | 0:19:18 | 0:19:22 | |
with a face full of shame. | 0:19:22 | 0:19:23 | |
Or worse, pregnant. | 0:19:24 | 0:19:26 | |
Mum! | 0:19:26 | 0:19:27 | |
You can't say "Mum" about this. | 0:19:27 | 0:19:29 | |
I'm not nagging you about picking up your clothes! | 0:19:29 | 0:19:32 | |
You want to do adult things, | 0:19:32 | 0:19:34 | |
you have to be able to have an adult conversation! | 0:19:34 | 0:19:38 | |
Have you actually...? You know... | 0:19:38 | 0:19:40 | |
Have you done it? | 0:19:40 | 0:19:41 | |
Well, I'm wearing a chastity bracelet, so what do you think? | 0:19:41 | 0:19:43 | |
Look. I already told her that I would wait. | 0:19:45 | 0:19:47 | |
As long as she wants to. | 0:19:47 | 0:19:48 | |
Then go and tell Martin that. | 0:19:51 | 0:19:53 | |
Come on. | 0:19:54 | 0:19:56 | |
He's not that scary. | 0:19:56 | 0:19:57 | |
You ain't seeing him again. | 0:20:02 | 0:20:03 | |
As if he'll want anything to do with me now! | 0:20:03 | 0:20:05 | |
I thought I could trust you. | 0:20:07 | 0:20:08 | |
You can! | 0:20:08 | 0:20:09 | |
I thought your dad was grown-up enough to handle it. | 0:20:09 | 0:20:12 | |
I ain't done nothing wrong. | 0:20:12 | 0:20:13 | |
Apart from make sure that she never confides in me or you ever again? | 0:20:13 | 0:20:16 | |
Of course she will. I'm her dad. | 0:20:16 | 0:20:18 | |
And she's your little girl, ain't she? | 0:20:18 | 0:20:20 | |
BUZZER And every time you call her that, | 0:20:20 | 0:20:22 | |
you make sure that she stays that way. | 0:20:22 | 0:20:24 | |
How does that prepare either of you for adult life? | 0:20:24 | 0:20:26 | |
I guess it doesn't. | 0:20:31 | 0:20:32 | |
DOOR CLOSES | 0:20:33 | 0:20:34 | |
Bex... | 0:20:34 | 0:20:36 | |
It's Shaki. | 0:20:36 | 0:20:37 | |
Sorry to interrupt, Mr Fowler. | 0:20:40 | 0:20:42 | |
Go to my room, Bex. | 0:20:42 | 0:20:44 | |
Now. | 0:20:44 | 0:20:45 | |
(I'm sorry.) | 0:20:50 | 0:20:51 | |
Look, um, I know you don't trust me... | 0:20:55 | 0:20:58 | |
and I know why. | 0:20:58 | 0:20:59 | |
You're half right, and half wrong, | 0:21:01 | 0:21:02 | |
cos yes, I've had some thoughts... | 0:21:02 | 0:21:04 | |
But I'm a 16-year-old boy, like, wouldn't it be weird if I didn't? | 0:21:04 | 0:21:07 | |
Yes. It would. | 0:21:07 | 0:21:08 | |
I just wish we could get on... | 0:21:10 | 0:21:11 | |
..cos I like her. | 0:21:13 | 0:21:14 | |
A lot. | 0:21:14 | 0:21:15 | |
Shouldn't that make us mates? | 0:21:19 | 0:21:21 | |
Ain't that simple. | 0:21:21 | 0:21:22 | |
I'm her dad. | 0:21:24 | 0:21:26 | |
And it is my job to protect her. | 0:21:26 | 0:21:28 | |
Just like your dad would for you. | 0:21:29 | 0:21:31 | |
My dad wouldn't even cancel a meeting. | 0:21:31 | 0:21:33 | |
You're not supposed to expect much from dads these days. | 0:21:35 | 0:21:37 | |
Least they could do is turn up. | 0:21:39 | 0:21:40 | |
Not send a PA with a pair of trainers and an apology. | 0:21:42 | 0:21:44 | |
Bex said that your dad took you out for a posh lunch... | 0:21:46 | 0:21:48 | |
I'm sorry. | 0:21:55 | 0:21:56 | |
It's all right, man. | 0:21:58 | 0:21:59 | |
We can't all have a dad like you. | 0:22:00 | 0:22:02 | |
You don't want a dad like me. | 0:22:03 | 0:22:05 | |
I would kill for a dad like you. | 0:22:07 | 0:22:09 | |
Could you give us a minute? | 0:22:14 | 0:22:15 | |
Your, um... | 0:22:18 | 0:22:19 | |
Does your dad ever talk to you about stuff like this? | 0:22:20 | 0:22:23 | |
You know, sex and that? | 0:22:23 | 0:22:24 | |
Your brother? | 0:22:27 | 0:22:28 | |
No. | 0:22:28 | 0:22:30 | |
I mean, he tried but it was just awks. | 0:22:30 | 0:22:32 | |
You know, um... | 0:22:35 | 0:22:36 | |
Your first time, Shakil, can affect you. | 0:22:37 | 0:22:41 | |
You know, can't wait to have sex, | 0:22:43 | 0:22:45 | |
you know, become a man. | 0:22:45 | 0:22:46 | |
But see, that's a problem. | 0:22:46 | 0:22:48 | |
Because you can protect against STIs and pregnancy, but... | 0:22:48 | 0:22:52 | |
..what stays with you is how it makes you feel. | 0:22:54 | 0:22:57 | |
You know? Become a man in a way that, years on, makes you proud. | 0:22:58 | 0:23:04 | |
Yeah? Not some drunken fumble. | 0:23:05 | 0:23:08 | |
You know? Everyone does that. | 0:23:08 | 0:23:10 | |
You know, something decent. | 0:23:12 | 0:23:14 | |
Respectful. | 0:23:14 | 0:23:16 | |
You know, I'm not just saying this because Bex is my daughter. | 0:23:16 | 0:23:19 | |
I'm saying this because... | 0:23:21 | 0:23:22 | |
..no-one told me. | 0:23:26 | 0:23:27 | |
I think I'd rather they drank booze than all this fizzy pop! | 0:23:30 | 0:23:34 | |
Can we sort of just call it a night now, actually? | 0:23:34 | 0:23:36 | |
I've got a really early start at work tomorrow. | 0:23:36 | 0:23:38 | |
Yeah, but then we've got to sort out the outfits for Kim's salsa, | 0:23:38 | 0:23:43 | |
decorate the Community Centre. | 0:23:43 | 0:23:44 | |
Best tidy up now. | 0:23:46 | 0:23:47 | |
I'll, er... | 0:23:47 | 0:23:48 | |
I'll see you at home, Mum. | 0:23:48 | 0:23:50 | |
Oh, OK. | 0:23:50 | 0:23:51 | |
Oh, Carmel! | 0:23:55 | 0:23:58 | |
What have you done! | 0:23:58 | 0:23:59 | |
It's fine. | 0:23:59 | 0:24:00 | |
What's this? | 0:24:02 | 0:24:03 | |
A pregnancy test? Oh, no. | 0:24:03 | 0:24:06 | |
Must be one of the girls. | 0:24:06 | 0:24:08 | |
I am calling Shaki! | 0:24:09 | 0:24:10 | |
If this is Bex, Martin is going to kill him. | 0:24:10 | 0:24:12 | |
No! No! No... | 0:24:12 | 0:24:14 | |
OK? It's... | 0:24:16 | 0:24:17 | |
It's for me. It's mine. OK? | 0:24:20 | 0:24:22 | |
I'm pregnant. | 0:24:24 | 0:24:25 | |
Oh. | 0:24:30 | 0:24:31 | |
You're back early. | 0:24:31 | 0:24:32 | |
Yeah, well, being on gooseberry duty didn't exactly appeal. | 0:24:32 | 0:24:36 | |
I'm so sick of not having a boyfriend, it's untrue. | 0:24:36 | 0:24:38 | |
Where's Courtney? | 0:24:38 | 0:24:40 | |
Getting off with Mark round Martin and Stacey's. | 0:24:40 | 0:24:42 | |
BUZZER | 0:24:49 | 0:24:50 | |
Bex, look, I'm sorry I ruined your party, | 0:24:50 | 0:24:53 | |
and nearly decked your boyfriend. | 0:24:53 | 0:24:55 | |
I found some more guests. | 0:24:57 | 0:24:59 | |
Afraid most people blended. | 0:25:00 | 0:25:02 | |
I'm still watching you. | 0:25:02 | 0:25:03 | |
Martin. | 0:25:03 | 0:25:04 | |
You just enjoy yourselves and finish the party. Come on. | 0:25:05 | 0:25:08 | |
Look, I'm sorry, man. | 0:25:13 | 0:25:14 | |
You're not even receding. | 0:25:15 | 0:25:17 | |
Well, if it worked for Bruce Willis... | 0:25:17 | 0:25:19 | |
And, erm... | 0:25:23 | 0:25:25 | |
it's a yes by the way. | 0:25:25 | 0:25:27 | |
To your truth or dare. | 0:25:27 | 0:25:29 | |
I do. | 0:25:29 | 0:25:30 | |
I don't know, Ian. | 0:25:32 | 0:25:33 | |
I didn't ask her the precise details. Just get out here now! | 0:25:33 | 0:25:36 | |
Yeah? | 0:25:36 | 0:25:37 | |
Found them. | 0:25:48 | 0:25:49 | |
I made her go. | 0:25:49 | 0:25:51 | |
She didn't want to, but I made her chaperone Louise. | 0:25:51 | 0:25:53 | |
Yeah. Not to mention telling him to go after her. | 0:25:53 | 0:25:55 | |
I'll deal with it. | 0:25:56 | 0:25:57 | |
You don't have to wear that, you know. | 0:26:07 | 0:26:09 | |
I reckon it kind of suits me. No? | 0:26:09 | 0:26:11 | |
Sorry about your party. | 0:26:13 | 0:26:14 | |
Are you kidding? | 0:26:14 | 0:26:16 | |
We was gate-crashed. | 0:26:16 | 0:26:17 | |
There was nearly a fight. | 0:26:17 | 0:26:19 | |
I knew it was going to be legendary. | 0:26:19 | 0:26:21 | |
So you, um, you still want to go out with me, then? | 0:26:22 | 0:26:25 | |
Right. Courtney and Mark! Where are they? | 0:26:25 | 0:26:27 | |
They went out ages ago to "get drinks." I wouldn't wait up. | 0:26:27 | 0:26:30 | |
Looks like Mark is about to get the sex talk, too. | 0:26:35 | 0:26:37 | |
You're not even safe in your twenties, you know! | 0:26:37 | 0:26:39 | |
Of course I want to still go out with you - you crack me up. | 0:26:40 | 0:26:44 | |
What a night. | 0:26:50 | 0:26:52 | |
Eh? | 0:26:52 | 0:26:53 | |
You OK? | 0:26:55 | 0:26:56 | |
We have to watch Denise. She needs our support. | 0:26:59 | 0:27:02 | |
You won't tell anyone? | 0:27:04 | 0:27:05 | |
She's pregnant. | 0:27:07 | 0:27:09 | |
Denise. | 0:27:09 | 0:27:10 | |
Right. | 0:27:11 | 0:27:13 | |
And she won't say. | 0:27:13 | 0:27:15 | |
Which means it's probably someone we know... | 0:27:15 | 0:27:17 | |
Hello, I'm Elaine Dunkley, with your 90-second update. | 0:28:00 | 0:28:03 | |
Junior doctors in England have announced another series of strikes. | 0:28:03 | 0:28:06 | |
They say they'll call them off if the Government backs down | 0:28:06 | 0:28:08 |