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MARTIN WHISTLES | 0:00:27 | 0:00:30 | |
What you doing up? What is it, first night nerves? | 0:00:32 | 0:00:35 | |
Yeah. | 0:00:35 | 0:00:37 | |
Yeah, must be. | 0:00:37 | 0:00:38 | |
What, after that rehearsal yesterday? We smashed it. | 0:00:38 | 0:00:42 | |
BEX SIGHS | 0:00:42 | 0:00:44 | |
Well, seeing as you're up, we might as well get a day's work out of you. | 0:00:44 | 0:00:50 | |
Work? It's freezing outside. | 0:00:51 | 0:00:54 | |
Bex, we're Cratchits. Working in the cold's what we do. | 0:00:54 | 0:00:59 | |
Come on, it beats staring at your phone all day, don't it? | 0:00:59 | 0:01:01 | |
And after Christmas Eve, | 0:01:01 | 0:01:02 | |
I'll be off, and we can spend loads of time together, | 0:01:02 | 0:01:05 | |
Yeah? You'd better get used to it! | 0:01:05 | 0:01:08 | |
Good boy! | 0:01:09 | 0:01:11 | |
He was a bit shaky, but he's just done a little circuit of the room, | 0:01:11 | 0:01:14 | |
so I'll have him collecting glasses soon. | 0:01:14 | 0:01:16 | |
Why don't you come and watch me and him do a little lap? | 0:01:16 | 0:01:19 | |
And then I promise I'll learn me lines, all right? | 0:01:19 | 0:01:21 | |
What's wrong? | 0:01:22 | 0:01:24 | |
It's from the insurance. | 0:01:24 | 0:01:27 | |
He ain't been right since Tuesday. I mean, where's he going? | 0:01:27 | 0:01:29 | |
I don't know, but we can't stop him going out. | 0:01:29 | 0:01:31 | |
Right, well, we're going to have to convince Ben, | 0:01:31 | 0:01:33 | |
or tell Phil the truth, because if he finds out... | 0:01:33 | 0:01:35 | |
I know, Jay. Just give me today. | 0:01:35 | 0:01:37 | |
I'll try one more time, and if it doesn't work, | 0:01:38 | 0:01:40 | |
we tell him tonight, OK? | 0:01:40 | 0:01:42 | |
Sharon. | 0:01:44 | 0:01:45 | |
Hey. You look smart. | 0:01:45 | 0:01:48 | |
Give us a hand with these, will you? | 0:01:48 | 0:01:50 | |
-Yeah. Yeah, course, darling. -Thanks. | 0:01:50 | 0:01:53 | |
There you go. | 0:01:53 | 0:01:54 | |
As long as we get the pay out, it don't matter. | 0:01:54 | 0:01:56 | |
It's good news. | 0:01:56 | 0:01:57 | |
It's not the point, though, is it? | 0:01:57 | 0:01:59 | |
We pay our money on time, | 0:01:59 | 0:02:00 | |
we've gotta wait till after Christmas before they pay up. | 0:02:00 | 0:02:02 | |
-It's a joke. -It's a week. | 0:02:02 | 0:02:04 | |
We can live without it for a week, can't we? | 0:02:04 | 0:02:06 | |
We're going to have to, ain't we? | 0:02:06 | 0:02:08 | |
It just... It just really winds me up, you know? | 0:02:08 | 0:02:11 | |
Cos when you owe them money they're on your case, you know? | 0:02:11 | 0:02:14 | |
We get turned over, it's like getting blood out of a stone. | 0:02:14 | 0:02:16 | |
It's Christmas. We're happy, Ollie's doing better. | 0:02:16 | 0:02:19 | |
Let's just enjoy it, OK? | 0:02:19 | 0:02:21 | |
And I have nailed your Christmas present this year. | 0:02:23 | 0:02:27 | |
Me present? | 0:02:27 | 0:02:28 | |
Yep. It's perfect. You think you love me now? | 0:02:28 | 0:02:32 | |
You wait till Christmas morning. | 0:02:32 | 0:02:34 | |
Right. Present, insurance money. Present, insurance money... | 0:02:39 | 0:02:42 | |
There you go, mate. | 0:02:42 | 0:02:43 | |
Oi, workshy, chop, chop, the man wants his change. | 0:02:43 | 0:02:46 | |
See this girl, mate? This is Belinda. | 0:02:46 | 0:02:49 | |
Does she look like a milliner's apprentice to you? | 0:02:49 | 0:02:52 | |
They make hats. You know, hats? | 0:02:53 | 0:02:57 | |
Keep your head warm, sun out the eyes. You with me, yeah? | 0:02:57 | 0:03:00 | |
Can I go home now? | 0:03:02 | 0:03:03 | |
No. Cratchits do not skive. | 0:03:03 | 0:03:07 | |
-Bex, come on, get into character. -Dad... | 0:03:07 | 0:03:10 | |
Did De Niro put a fat suit on for Raging Bull? | 0:03:11 | 0:03:15 | |
No. He got bang on the cream cakes. | 0:03:15 | 0:03:18 | |
You got to invest in the role, Bex. Come on. | 0:03:18 | 0:03:21 | |
Because you know what? | 0:03:21 | 0:03:23 | |
# Father wears his Sunday best | 0:03:24 | 0:03:28 | |
# Mother's tired, she needs a rest | 0:03:28 | 0:03:30 | |
# The kids are playing up downstairs | 0:03:30 | 0:03:33 | |
# Sister's sighing in her sleep | 0:03:33 | 0:03:35 | |
# Ah-ah! | 0:03:35 | 0:03:37 | |
# Brother's got a date to keep, he can't hang around.. # | 0:03:37 | 0:03:40 | |
I'm going home. | 0:03:40 | 0:03:41 | |
# Our house, in the middle of our street | 0:03:41 | 0:03:45 | |
# Our house, in the middle of our... # | 0:03:45 | 0:03:49 | |
Yeah? Oh, that's good. As long as they pay up. Yeah. | 0:03:49 | 0:03:51 | |
-Oi. Oi. -Mm? -Ask her about the champagne flutes. | 0:03:51 | 0:03:54 | |
-You're about to go round there, you ask her. -All right, calm down. | 0:03:54 | 0:03:57 | |
-All right. Yeah, yeah. -See you later. -Ta-ta. | 0:03:57 | 0:03:59 | |
No, Mum, we've got plenty of room. We'll just bring some chairs over. | 0:03:59 | 0:04:02 | |
Mum! Listen, listen, it's sorted. All right? | 0:04:04 | 0:04:07 | |
We've got plates, we've got cups, we've got an inside toilet, | 0:04:07 | 0:04:11 | |
the lot, all right? | 0:04:11 | 0:04:12 | |
Yeah, all right. Look, I've got to go, all right? | 0:04:13 | 0:04:16 | |
Yeah. | 0:04:16 | 0:04:18 | |
Yeah. Yeah, I love you, too. All right. Ta-ta. | 0:04:18 | 0:04:21 | |
5C. Nice one, mate. | 0:04:24 | 0:04:25 | |
Hold on a minute, mate. Oi, where you going? | 0:04:25 | 0:04:27 | |
I'm 5B! Oi! | 0:04:27 | 0:04:29 | |
Well, I'll speak to you then. Cheers. Bye. | 0:04:31 | 0:04:33 | |
Phil. | 0:04:36 | 0:04:38 | |
-Everything all right? -Yeah. | 0:04:38 | 0:04:40 | |
I've got a... I've got a job for you. | 0:04:43 | 0:04:46 | |
Job? What job? | 0:04:46 | 0:04:48 | |
My funeral. | 0:04:50 | 0:04:51 | |
Listen, I need to get to the Arches. | 0:04:55 | 0:04:57 | |
I told the bloke I'd be done by tonight. | 0:04:57 | 0:04:59 | |
Please, Ben, sit down. | 0:04:59 | 0:05:01 | |
Why? Sharon, what are you going to tell me that I ain't already heard? | 0:05:01 | 0:05:05 | |
Huh? And what's he going to say that he ain't already said? | 0:05:05 | 0:05:09 | |
I'm sorry, all right? | 0:05:09 | 0:05:11 | |
He's scared. | 0:05:14 | 0:05:16 | |
He won't tell you that, but he is. | 0:05:17 | 0:05:19 | |
He won't tell you he loves you, either, but he does. | 0:05:20 | 0:05:23 | |
Please, Ben. | 0:05:23 | 0:05:25 | |
Please sit down. | 0:05:26 | 0:05:27 | |
BRASS BAND PLAYS GOD REST YE MERRY GENTLEMEN | 0:05:27 | 0:05:30 | |
Wow, your battery must be amazing. | 0:05:33 | 0:05:35 | |
It was the hat, wasn't it? | 0:05:38 | 0:05:40 | |
I would count yourself lucky, cos that is the only thing he had on | 0:05:41 | 0:05:44 | |
when he come out of the shower this morning. | 0:05:44 | 0:05:45 | |
Thanks for that image(!) | 0:05:45 | 0:05:47 | |
Oh, Bex, give him a break. | 0:05:47 | 0:05:49 | |
He's your dad. That's what dads do. | 0:05:49 | 0:05:51 | |
What? Embarrass their teenage daughters on a daily basis? | 0:05:51 | 0:05:54 | |
Well, what do you want him to do, then? | 0:05:54 | 0:05:56 | |
-Sit here and talk to you about your sex life? -Of course not. | 0:05:56 | 0:05:59 | |
I just don't want to be shown up in front of everybody. | 0:05:59 | 0:06:01 | |
He's just trying to cheer you up. | 0:06:01 | 0:06:03 | |
You're moping around like you're the only girl who's ever been | 0:06:03 | 0:06:06 | |
let down by a bloke. | 0:06:06 | 0:06:07 | |
I know that it must feel like it, but I promise you, you ain't. | 0:06:07 | 0:06:12 | |
He doesn't deserve your time. Your dad does. | 0:06:13 | 0:06:16 | |
I know. I just can't help myself. | 0:06:18 | 0:06:22 | |
We've all been there. Just got to give it time, Bex. Trust me. | 0:06:22 | 0:06:27 | |
Now, why don't you take that over to your dad and make peace? | 0:06:27 | 0:06:31 | |
Us Cratchits, we stick together, all right? | 0:06:31 | 0:06:33 | |
Out, out, out! | 0:06:39 | 0:06:43 | |
If it ain't a rat, it's a cat these days. | 0:06:43 | 0:06:45 | |
-Sorry, bacon sandwich? -No. Just a coffee, thanks. | 0:06:45 | 0:06:49 | |
CLASSICAL MUSIC FROM MICK'S PHONE | 0:06:49 | 0:06:50 | |
She said you'd still be on hold. | 0:06:50 | 0:06:52 | |
Yeah. It's turning me a bit Clockwork Orange, this is. | 0:06:52 | 0:06:56 | |
But us Carters won't give up. | 0:06:56 | 0:06:57 | |
So, come on, what's the coup on my Christmas present? | 0:06:59 | 0:07:01 | |
Linda, she must've said something to you, go on. | 0:07:01 | 0:07:04 | |
Well, I've learnt a lot today, mainly how not to | 0:07:04 | 0:07:06 | |
ruin a Christmas dinner, but no, nothing about your present, sorry. | 0:07:06 | 0:07:10 | |
So the New Year's Eve ticket selling went well? | 0:07:10 | 0:07:13 | |
Sit down. Inspire me. | 0:07:13 | 0:07:17 | |
What shall I get her? | 0:07:17 | 0:07:19 | |
Well, she did talk about that necklace | 0:07:19 | 0:07:21 | |
that she lost in the robbery. | 0:07:21 | 0:07:22 | |
And Holly Willoughby's got one just like it, apparently. | 0:07:22 | 0:07:25 | |
Holly Willoughby? | 0:07:25 | 0:07:27 | |
Top marks for just noticing the necklace, eh, Teen? | 0:07:27 | 0:07:29 | |
-Oh, yeah. Lovely, er, lady. -Yeah. | 0:07:29 | 0:07:32 | |
Yeah, well, anyway, my point being - buy her a new necklace. | 0:07:32 | 0:07:36 | |
I'll give you a hand. Better than a silk scarf, ain't it? | 0:07:36 | 0:07:39 | |
I got a friend who works at Canary Wharf, she'll do you a deal. | 0:07:39 | 0:07:41 | |
-If you hurry up, you can get there before she finishes. -Lovely. | 0:07:41 | 0:07:44 | |
All I need now is a little break from Beethoven, and we're sweet as. | 0:07:44 | 0:07:48 | |
'Hello? Thanks for holding. How can I help you?' | 0:07:48 | 0:07:51 | |
Hello. | 0:07:51 | 0:07:52 | |
No flowers. They're just a waste of money. | 0:07:52 | 0:07:55 | |
Make it donations for a charity. | 0:07:55 | 0:07:58 | |
-Or for Janet, whatever you want. -Phil... | 0:07:58 | 0:08:00 | |
And set some money aside. For the Vic. No liberty takers. And... | 0:08:00 | 0:08:04 | |
Do me a favour, keep an eye on Grant, will you? | 0:08:06 | 0:08:08 | |
Phil? | 0:08:08 | 0:08:10 | |
What are you doing? | 0:08:10 | 0:08:11 | |
-You new to this game, or what? -I'm being serious. | 0:08:11 | 0:08:15 | |
Look, I know last week was a kick in the teeth, but it's not over. | 0:08:15 | 0:08:19 | |
You're not going to die, all right? So don't do this now. | 0:08:19 | 0:08:21 | |
Let's... Let's just wait and see, eh? | 0:08:21 | 0:08:24 | |
What would you do if you was me, eh? | 0:08:24 | 0:08:27 | |
If I don't wake up tomorrow, it'll be Sharon sat here instead. | 0:08:27 | 0:08:31 | |
Well, no. | 0:08:31 | 0:08:33 | |
No. She's done enough. | 0:08:33 | 0:08:35 | |
You're not going to do anything stupid, are you? | 0:08:36 | 0:08:38 | |
No, course not, Billy. | 0:08:38 | 0:08:40 | |
I'm a lot of things, but being stupid ain't one of them. | 0:08:40 | 0:08:44 | |
It ain't going to be like Mum's, but do your best. | 0:08:47 | 0:08:51 | |
For Sharon. And... | 0:08:51 | 0:08:53 | |
Just keep this between us, yeah? I'm trusting you. | 0:08:55 | 0:08:59 | |
Phil? What's happening? | 0:09:07 | 0:09:09 | |
Nothing. Just a loan. Keep it to yourself, yeah? | 0:09:09 | 0:09:12 | |
A loan? | 0:09:13 | 0:09:15 | |
Jay, it's personal, OK? | 0:09:15 | 0:09:18 | |
Now do us a favour and go and get us a couple of coffees. | 0:09:18 | 0:09:20 | |
Please? | 0:09:20 | 0:09:22 | |
-I know how you're feeling. -You don't. | 0:09:26 | 0:09:30 | |
What do you want me to do? | 0:09:30 | 0:09:31 | |
Sit around and play happy families? | 0:09:31 | 0:09:34 | |
Pretend? | 0:09:34 | 0:09:36 | |
I've never, ever been good enough for him. | 0:09:37 | 0:09:43 | |
I've sat, I've listened... | 0:09:43 | 0:09:45 | |
I can't do it. | 0:09:46 | 0:09:47 | |
That man stood by you when Paul died, | 0:09:49 | 0:09:52 | |
and I know plenty who wouldn't. | 0:09:52 | 0:09:54 | |
He collapsed on his way out of here trying to save you from them boys. | 0:09:55 | 0:09:59 | |
And that's his love. | 0:10:00 | 0:10:03 | |
That's how he shows it. | 0:10:03 | 0:10:04 | |
You might not need it any more, but it's there. | 0:10:06 | 0:10:09 | |
Ben, this could be his last Christmas. | 0:10:11 | 0:10:13 | |
Let him spend it with the people he loves. | 0:10:14 | 0:10:16 | |
And he loves you. | 0:10:18 | 0:10:19 | |
And you're more than good enough. You always have been. | 0:10:22 | 0:10:25 | |
OK. | 0:10:35 | 0:10:36 | |
Thank you. | 0:10:36 | 0:10:37 | |
Is that safe to eat, or what? | 0:10:44 | 0:10:49 | |
Listen, I know you were only trying to help. | 0:10:49 | 0:10:52 | |
And you're a good dad. | 0:10:52 | 0:10:54 | |
Annoying, but good. | 0:10:54 | 0:10:56 | |
-I'm sorry. -No. | 0:10:58 | 0:11:01 | |
I'm sorry. You ain't a kid any more. | 0:11:01 | 0:11:04 | |
And if that boy don't realise just how special you are, | 0:11:04 | 0:11:07 | |
then there'll be plenty who will. I've just got to get used to it. | 0:11:07 | 0:11:12 | |
Come here. | 0:11:15 | 0:11:17 | |
Right, come on. Let's go and smash these shows, | 0:11:20 | 0:11:23 | |
let's give little man a great first birthday | 0:11:23 | 0:11:26 | |
and let's have a top, drama-free Christmas. | 0:11:26 | 0:11:29 | |
Deal? | 0:11:29 | 0:11:30 | |
Deal. | 0:11:30 | 0:11:31 | |
Go on, tell him. | 0:11:37 | 0:11:40 | |
Bob, we've got a sell-out show. | 0:11:40 | 0:11:44 | |
-Tonight? -Yeah, man! | 0:11:44 | 0:11:47 | |
Dutch courage drink after work? | 0:11:49 | 0:11:52 | |
Oh, definitely. | 0:11:52 | 0:11:54 | |
I reckon Tina knew that bird pretty well, know what I mean? | 0:12:01 | 0:12:05 | |
Yeah, she's going to love it. | 0:12:05 | 0:12:06 | |
That and you sorting the insurance - that's impressive. | 0:12:06 | 0:12:08 | |
Well, it's Christmas, ain't it? You've got to do your best. | 0:12:08 | 0:12:11 | |
Try telling Lee that. | 0:12:11 | 0:12:13 | |
Why's that? | 0:12:14 | 0:12:15 | |
Oh, no, nothing. It's just... | 0:12:16 | 0:12:18 | |
He was a bit snappy with me this morning, that's all. | 0:12:19 | 0:12:22 | |
I just worry sometimes, you know? | 0:12:22 | 0:12:24 | |
Do you know what I think it is? | 0:12:24 | 0:12:26 | |
I think it's his work. | 0:12:26 | 0:12:27 | |
He was in the army, and now he's got this office job. | 0:12:27 | 0:12:29 | |
I think... I think it's doing his nut in. | 0:12:29 | 0:12:32 | |
You know, I really do think that you and Lee are like me and L. | 0:12:34 | 0:12:37 | |
You know, you will want to slap him, very hard, | 0:12:37 | 0:12:40 | |
just hopefully now and again, but I think that the pair of you, | 0:12:40 | 0:12:45 | |
you're solid. And if he's lucky, | 0:12:45 | 0:12:47 | |
one day he'll have a daughter-in-law to help him buy you a present. | 0:12:47 | 0:12:51 | |
Just keep your chin up, and everything will be fine, girl. | 0:12:51 | 0:12:55 | |
Where've you two been all day? | 0:12:55 | 0:12:58 | |
We've been selling the rest of those New Year's Eve tickets. | 0:12:58 | 0:13:01 | |
-We teamed up, didn't we? -Yeah, yeah. -Yeah. | 0:13:01 | 0:13:03 | |
Oh, did you, now? | 0:13:03 | 0:13:04 | |
His dinner's in the oven if he wants it. | 0:13:07 | 0:13:09 | |
I'm going to drop these off and then do the last of my shopping, OK? | 0:13:09 | 0:13:12 | |
Yeah. Yeah, no problem. | 0:13:12 | 0:13:13 | |
Cheer up, you. Ben's coming. | 0:13:13 | 0:13:16 | |
It's good news. | 0:13:16 | 0:13:17 | |
-Right, you ready? -Yeah. -Come on, then. | 0:13:17 | 0:13:20 | |
-Got your gloves, Denny? -Yeah, yeah. | 0:13:20 | 0:13:22 | |
How much were these? | 0:13:36 | 0:13:37 | |
Oh, Tina's mate did us a good deal. | 0:13:37 | 0:13:39 | |
They go with the necklace, don't they? | 0:13:39 | 0:13:41 | |
Anyway, we can afford to spoil your mum, can't we? | 0:13:41 | 0:13:45 | |
-Yeah, yeah, of course. -Do you know what? | 0:13:45 | 0:13:47 | |
Your dad, still, after all these years, would do anything for her. | 0:13:47 | 0:13:50 | |
Ain't that cute? | 0:13:50 | 0:13:51 | |
Have I done something wrong? | 0:13:53 | 0:13:55 | |
No, no, of course not. | 0:13:55 | 0:13:57 | |
No, it's just work, me mum, you know? I'm fine. | 0:13:57 | 0:14:02 | |
OK. | 0:14:03 | 0:14:05 | |
-See you later. -See you later. | 0:14:05 | 0:14:08 | |
It's still a bit baggy, ain't it? | 0:14:18 | 0:14:20 | |
I know you want to show your guns off, Kush, | 0:14:20 | 0:14:22 | |
but we can't have a slim-fit ghost, can we? | 0:14:22 | 0:14:24 | |
I can't see nothing with this hood, anyway. | 0:14:24 | 0:14:26 | |
Stop moaning and stand still. | 0:14:26 | 0:14:27 | |
Could we go more classy, less brassy? | 0:14:31 | 0:14:34 | |
She's a publican, not a miracle worker, Carm. | 0:14:35 | 0:14:37 | |
Everybody, please. One, two, three, eyes on me. | 0:14:40 | 0:14:43 | |
Gather round, team talk, team talk. | 0:14:45 | 0:14:48 | |
Right. I just want you to go out there and do your best, OK? | 0:14:48 | 0:14:51 | |
No need to be nervous. | 0:14:52 | 0:14:54 | |
Chest back, shoulders forward. | 0:14:56 | 0:14:58 | |
What you doing there? What's that? | 0:15:00 | 0:15:02 | |
What he said. | 0:15:02 | 0:15:05 | |
Anyway, just go out there and give the performance of your lives. | 0:15:05 | 0:15:09 | |
OK? Or at the very least, try. | 0:15:09 | 0:15:11 | |
Right, um... | 0:15:13 | 0:15:15 | |
Good luck, everybody. | 0:15:15 | 0:15:16 | |
Where's he going? | 0:15:18 | 0:15:19 | |
Come on, friends. Enjoy yourselves. | 0:15:21 | 0:15:24 | |
Go out there and show them what you've got. All you with me? | 0:15:26 | 0:15:29 | |
APPLAUSE Yeah, man! | 0:15:29 | 0:15:32 | |
Leave the aggro outside, yeah? It's Christmas. | 0:15:36 | 0:15:39 | |
Martin. Martin! | 0:15:41 | 0:15:43 | |
Donna, what do you want? | 0:15:51 | 0:15:52 | |
-Come here. -What? -Look at this. | 0:15:52 | 0:15:55 | |
All those people. | 0:16:01 | 0:16:03 | |
They'll have their camera phones out in a minute. | 0:16:03 | 0:16:06 | |
We'll be all over the internet tomorrow. | 0:16:06 | 0:16:08 | |
It's all right, it's all right... | 0:16:10 | 0:16:13 | |
-Yes. Good shout, good shout. -DONNA CHUCKLES | 0:16:13 | 0:16:17 | |
Montserrat? Montserrat? | 0:16:17 | 0:16:19 | |
Kim, I can't hear you... | 0:16:20 | 0:16:22 | |
You're at the airport NOW? | 0:16:23 | 0:16:25 | |
Kim? Kim? Hello? | 0:16:27 | 0:16:29 | |
BELL RINGS | 0:16:29 | 0:16:31 | |
Denise, this is Kelly. She's reviewing for the Gazette. | 0:16:32 | 0:16:36 | |
Hold on, it says on the advert that credit rating ain't a problem... | 0:16:50 | 0:16:53 | |
Come on, mate, it's Christmas. | 0:16:53 | 0:16:55 | |
Yeah, yeah, I know that. I know all that... | 0:16:57 | 0:16:59 | |
Can I just speak to one of the...? | 0:16:59 | 0:17:02 | |
Fine. Fine, yeah. Thanks for nothing. | 0:17:02 | 0:17:04 | |
Poor Mick. That's Christmas karma. | 0:17:20 | 0:17:23 | |
His head's gone. His head's gone. | 0:17:23 | 0:17:25 | |
That's the face he pulls when he's lost his keys. | 0:17:25 | 0:17:28 | |
Look at me. Look at me. You're going to be fine, all right? | 0:17:28 | 0:17:30 | |
Everything that we have been through - | 0:17:30 | 0:17:32 | |
this is like a walk in the park compared to that. | 0:17:32 | 0:17:35 | |
Come on. | 0:17:35 | 0:17:36 | |
I know. I know. | 0:17:36 | 0:17:38 | |
How's me hat look? | 0:17:38 | 0:17:39 | |
What is it with you and that hat? | 0:17:39 | 0:17:41 | |
Geezer, second row, with a crisp packet. He's winding me up. | 0:17:41 | 0:17:44 | |
It was just a few lines, babe. You were brilliant. | 0:17:44 | 0:17:46 | |
Nah, nah, I'm trying to act and he's mullering a bag of ready salted. | 0:17:46 | 0:17:49 | |
I tell you something else - where's the respect? | 0:17:49 | 0:17:51 | |
-I will serve him right up. -Come on, come on. | 0:17:51 | 0:17:52 | |
Martin, you ready, mate? | 0:17:55 | 0:17:57 | |
Naked. | 0:18:01 | 0:18:03 | |
What? | 0:18:03 | 0:18:04 | |
The front row. Imagine them naked. Classic actor trick. | 0:18:04 | 0:18:09 | |
Puts you in control. Calms you down. Trust me. | 0:18:09 | 0:18:12 | |
PATRICK: Humbug! | 0:18:15 | 0:18:17 | |
Ah, here he is. My favourite and only worker. | 0:18:21 | 0:18:25 | |
What's wrong, Bob? Another kid on the way? | 0:18:25 | 0:18:28 | |
Can we go home now, Mum? | 0:18:43 | 0:18:44 | |
You need to take a half day off, you say? | 0:18:47 | 0:18:49 | |
Dennis has chained me up again. | 0:18:53 | 0:18:55 | |
You should eat. You'll make yourself ill. | 0:19:03 | 0:19:06 | |
I'm already ill. | 0:19:06 | 0:19:08 | |
Build your strength up. | 0:19:08 | 0:19:10 | |
I don't need babysitting. | 0:19:11 | 0:19:13 | |
No, I know. I know you don't. | 0:19:13 | 0:19:15 | |
I just... Well, I don't know. | 0:19:15 | 0:19:17 | |
What's happening with Billy? | 0:19:19 | 0:19:20 | |
What? | 0:19:22 | 0:19:23 | |
The money. Is he in trouble? | 0:19:23 | 0:19:25 | |
He didn't say. | 0:19:26 | 0:19:27 | |
Ah, right. So you just lent him the money. | 0:19:28 | 0:19:30 | |
No questions asked. That's it? | 0:19:30 | 0:19:32 | |
Do you want to watch telly or not? | 0:19:32 | 0:19:34 | |
I just want to know, that's all. | 0:19:34 | 0:19:36 | |
What I do with my money is none of your business. | 0:19:36 | 0:19:40 | |
No. Well, maybe I'll ask Sharon, see what she thinks? | 0:19:41 | 0:19:44 | |
It's her money and all, ain't it? | 0:19:44 | 0:19:46 | |
It's... | 0:19:48 | 0:19:49 | |
It's for me funeral. | 0:19:54 | 0:19:56 | |
Billy... He's sorting it out. | 0:19:56 | 0:20:00 | |
How many times did I tell you to look out for the props on your exit? | 0:20:08 | 0:20:11 | |
It's not my fault, OK? It's the chains. | 0:20:11 | 0:20:14 | |
Tiny Tim's had a field day. I told you, Gran, they are too long! | 0:20:14 | 0:20:18 | |
Don't you start. I could always pull them tighter, you know. | 0:20:18 | 0:20:22 | |
Donna. Where's Donna? | 0:20:22 | 0:20:26 | |
Out my way. Leave this to me. | 0:20:26 | 0:20:29 | |
Can anybody else smell booze? | 0:20:34 | 0:20:35 | |
Are you the spirit whose guidance I seek? | 0:20:38 | 0:20:41 | |
I wouldn't say no to a shot of rum. | 0:20:42 | 0:20:44 | |
-Hey, Scroogey, it's me. -Speak up, love. | 0:20:44 | 0:20:48 | |
Why don't you come up here and say that? | 0:20:49 | 0:20:52 | |
Is that loud enough for you?! | 0:20:52 | 0:20:54 | |
-Is she threatening the audience? -Yep. | 0:20:57 | 0:21:00 | |
Oh, fantastic(!) | 0:21:00 | 0:21:02 | |
-Hey. -You all right? | 0:21:12 | 0:21:15 | |
Yeah. I'm going to have a quick shower before bed. You all right? | 0:21:15 | 0:21:18 | |
Yeah. | 0:21:18 | 0:21:20 | |
OK. | 0:21:20 | 0:21:22 | |
I am proud of you. You know that, don't you? | 0:21:29 | 0:21:33 | |
-Yeah. -I love you. | 0:21:33 | 0:21:36 | |
I love you, too. | 0:21:36 | 0:21:38 | |
Good. | 0:21:38 | 0:21:39 | |
You missed your cue, not me. | 0:22:15 | 0:22:17 | |
I missed my cue because I'm chafing to bits with this stitch work. | 0:22:17 | 0:22:20 | |
It's thrown me. | 0:22:20 | 0:22:22 | |
Can we just cool it down a bit? | 0:22:22 | 0:22:24 | |
In this material? Chance would be a fine thing. | 0:22:24 | 0:22:27 | |
I am seeing spots. | 0:22:27 | 0:22:29 | |
You'll be seeing stars in a minute, girl, if you don't shut up. | 0:22:29 | 0:22:31 | |
He's got a yogurt. He's got a yoghurt, Del! | 0:22:31 | 0:22:35 | |
I mean, who brings a packed lunch to the theatre? | 0:22:35 | 0:22:38 | |
You can't win. We can't win, we can't win this! | 0:22:38 | 0:22:40 | |
Shhh, here we go. | 0:22:40 | 0:22:42 | |
Come on, Patrick. Save us with the solo. | 0:22:43 | 0:22:47 | |
What can be a worse fate than lying in the ground unloved and forgotten? | 0:22:47 | 0:22:52 | |
Please, tell me I can rid this writing from the stone? | 0:22:55 | 0:22:58 | |
Hang on, hang on. Please. Hold on. | 0:23:00 | 0:23:02 | |
Close the curtain. | 0:23:11 | 0:23:13 | |
Close the curtain now! | 0:23:13 | 0:23:15 | |
This ain't you. You're a fighter. | 0:23:20 | 0:23:23 | |
Whatever, whoever. | 0:23:23 | 0:23:26 | |
Phil, I've seen some big hard blokes come and go, | 0:23:26 | 0:23:28 | |
but you've stayed on top, because you don't give up, and you fight. | 0:23:28 | 0:23:32 | |
We... | 0:23:38 | 0:23:41 | |
We had an orange juice. On Tuesday. | 0:23:41 | 0:23:45 | |
Down at the new stadium. | 0:23:45 | 0:23:46 | |
Some poncey gastro-pub. | 0:23:49 | 0:23:51 | |
And there were these two city boys there. Flash. Drunk. | 0:23:53 | 0:23:56 | |
Giving it the big 'un. Just... | 0:23:56 | 0:23:58 | |
Just dying to be put in their place. | 0:23:58 | 0:24:01 | |
I had to just sit there, and ignore it. | 0:24:06 | 0:24:10 | |
Look at me. | 0:24:15 | 0:24:17 | |
What else could I do, huh? | 0:24:17 | 0:24:19 | |
If I ain't worth a row, what am I worth? | 0:24:21 | 0:24:25 | |
What have I got? | 0:24:25 | 0:24:26 | |
Just look around you. | 0:24:29 | 0:24:31 | |
Half the pubs have closed down, or they've turned into coffee shops. | 0:24:34 | 0:24:38 | |
Place is... Place is dying. | 0:24:39 | 0:24:42 | |
Bit by bit. | 0:24:43 | 0:24:44 | |
And the people. | 0:24:46 | 0:24:47 | |
And on the weekend, we used to have a few pints, | 0:24:51 | 0:24:57 | |
have a row, | 0:24:57 | 0:24:59 | |
if we fancied it. | 0:24:59 | 0:25:01 | |
That was me. That meant something. I meant something | 0:25:01 | 0:25:06 | |
And you're right. I was a fighter. | 0:25:07 | 0:25:11 | |
And this... This was my manor. | 0:25:11 | 0:25:13 | |
But I can't fight now, can I? | 0:25:13 | 0:25:15 | |
And this ain't my manor any more. | 0:25:15 | 0:25:18 | |
There's nothing here for me now. Nothing. | 0:25:23 | 0:25:26 | |
You're a good lad, Jay. | 0:25:34 | 0:25:36 | |
Do me a favour, just keep this to yourself, yeah? | 0:25:38 | 0:25:41 | |
Please. | 0:25:41 | 0:25:42 | |
Drinking? Missed lines? | 0:26:22 | 0:26:25 | |
Abusing the audience? | 0:26:27 | 0:26:28 | |
You should be ashamed. | 0:26:30 | 0:26:31 | |
Ashamed? I'm half concussed here. | 0:26:31 | 0:26:33 | |
I mean, it hardly seems fair that we've ALL been kept back. | 0:26:33 | 0:26:36 | |
Exactly, what about the tech staff? My lighting was terrible. | 0:26:36 | 0:26:40 | |
I'm sorry, but there's only one of us here broke character. | 0:26:40 | 0:26:44 | |
Broke character? | 0:26:44 | 0:26:45 | |
Your dopey son nearly broke the stage with that swan dive. | 0:26:45 | 0:26:48 | |
-Oi! -Don't you blame my Kushy. | 0:26:48 | 0:26:51 | |
All he had to do was walk in a straight line. | 0:26:51 | 0:26:54 | |
He was probably chewing gum. Put him off. | 0:26:54 | 0:26:57 | |
You are a nasty b... | 0:26:57 | 0:26:58 | |
BLT! Geezer had a ready meal. That's what I'm saying. | 0:26:58 | 0:27:03 | |
Well, there's only one person to blame here, if you ask me, | 0:27:03 | 0:27:05 | |
and that's the director. | 0:27:05 | 0:27:06 | |
Me? How dare you! | 0:27:06 | 0:27:09 | |
Steve, don't be like that. | 0:27:09 | 0:27:10 | |
I've done him a favour by stepping in, and all he's done is criticise. | 0:27:10 | 0:27:13 | |
He's right. You're having a go at us, but | 0:27:13 | 0:27:15 | |
you're hardly Scorsese yourself, mate. This was supposed to be fun. | 0:27:15 | 0:27:18 | |
Fun! Yeah, fun. | 0:27:18 | 0:27:21 | |
All right. If that's the way you feel, the show's off. | 0:27:21 | 0:27:25 | |
Oh, where you going? I'm your lift home. Where you going? | 0:27:25 | 0:27:29 | |
Listen now, man, listen now, man, he's right. | 0:27:29 | 0:27:33 | |
I mean, it might be fun for you, | 0:27:33 | 0:27:34 | |
but, you know, to some of us, it's important. | 0:27:34 | 0:27:37 | |
All I wanted to do was... MUSIC PLAYS | 0:27:39 | 0:27:42 | |
See? Tech staff. | 0:27:43 | 0:27:46 | |
Oh, here we go. DUI Donna. | 0:27:46 | 0:27:48 | |
What did you say? | 0:27:48 | 0:27:49 | |
Well, you're just on one, ain't you? You have a drink... | 0:27:49 | 0:27:53 | |
ALL TALK OVER EACH OTHER | 0:27:53 | 0:27:57 | |
Don't stay up too late. | 0:28:01 | 0:28:02 | |
Well, that escalated quickly, didn't it? | 0:28:25 | 0:28:31 | |
Don't worry. I'll sort them out tomorrow. | 0:28:33 | 0:28:36 | |
I'll just... I'll meet you at home, yeah? | 0:28:39 | 0:28:41 |