25/12/2016 ‹ EastEnders

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# O little town of Bethlehem	0:00:26	0:00:31
# How still we see thee lie	0:00:31	0:00:37
# Above thy deep and dreamless sleep	0:00:38	0:00:44
# The silent stars go by... #	0:00:44	0:00:49
What time is it?	0:00:49	0:00:51
It's about half five.	0:00:51	0:00:53
You fell asleep so I left you there.	0:00:53	0:00:57
Mum used to stuff satsumas down the end of our stockings.	0:00:57	0:01:00
I forgot to do these last night.	0:01:03	0:01:05
Must have been the shock.	0:01:05	0:01:06
Michelle's back.	0:01:08	0:01:10
She's staying with Martin for Christmas.	0:01:10	0:01:12
What...you didn't know?	0:01:12	0:01:14
No.	0:01:14	0:01:16
Michelle Fowler turns up after 20 years	0:01:17	0:01:19
and she doesn't bother letting you know she's coming?	0:01:19	0:01:22
Well, I only spoke to her briefly, said we'd catch up later today.	0:01:22	0:01:27
I would have told you when I got back in but you were asleep, so...	0:01:27	0:01:31
Suits you.	0:01:33	0:01:34
It's like you said - let's make this the best Christmas ever, yeah?	0:01:37	0:01:42
FOOTSTEPS ON STAIRS	0:01:42	0:01:43
Half five? That's a record, even for you.	0:01:45	0:01:48
Can I open them?	0:01:48	0:01:49
Go on, then. Just the one.	0:01:49	0:01:51
SHE CHUCKLES	0:01:51	0:01:53
Sharon...	0:02:03	0:02:04
Happy Christmas.	0:02:06	0:02:07
Whoa!	0:02:07	0:02:08
-Thank you. -Oh, merry Christmas!	0:02:11	0:02:12
Here y'are, Lil.	0:02:12	0:02:14
Open this one, it's from Auntie Kat.	0:02:14	0:02:16
Ooh!	0:02:16	0:02:19
You don't just turn up unannounced from America.	0:02:19	0:02:21
She said she was here to surprise me.	0:02:21	0:02:24
Without her husband, or Mark.	0:02:24	0:02:26
Martin, something's happened.	0:02:26	0:02:28
It's a scooter!	0:02:28	0:02:30
-Wow! You lucky girl! -Look!	0:02:30	0:02:33
Do you think she's left Uncle Tim?	0:02:33	0:02:35
Look, that is enough, all right? She's come over here to visit.	0:02:35	0:02:38
If there's anything else going on	0:02:38	0:02:39
then she'll tell us if she wants to. All right?	0:02:39	0:02:41
I know you wanted it to be just us.	0:02:41	0:02:43
I just wish we had a turkey.	0:02:43	0:02:45
-I shared your post on my news feed. -Oh, thank you.	0:02:45	0:02:47
This is the first Christmas your sister's spending with us	0:02:47	0:02:50
and she's going to have beans on toast for lunch.	0:02:50	0:02:52
I tell you what -	0:02:52	0:02:54
if I ever see that manky stray again, I'm going to kill it.	0:02:54	0:02:58
MARTIN LAUGHS	0:02:58	0:02:59
Yes!	0:02:59	0:03:01
GLASS SMASHES	0:03:01	0:03:02
CAT PURRS	0:03:05	0:03:09
Oh, no!	0:03:09	0:03:10
Is that the thanks I get?	0:03:10	0:03:12
Taking you in, doing me Christian duty?	0:03:12	0:03:15
Come on, get down from there.	0:03:15	0:03:17
Come on - down, down.	0:03:17	0:03:19
Well, don't get glass in your feet.	0:03:19	0:03:22
Oh, dear. What a...	0:03:22	0:03:24
Oh. Oh, no.	0:03:24	0:03:27
Oh, dear.	0:03:27	0:03:29
SHE SNIFFS	0:03:32	0:03:33
Oh, poo!	0:03:33	0:03:36
Well, how charming of you, isn't it?	0:03:36	0:03:40
I mean, doing a present on me flooring.	0:03:40	0:03:42
What do you think it is, Christmas?	0:03:44	0:03:46
SHE CHUCKLES	0:03:46	0:03:48
Get down off there.	0:03:48	0:03:49
I'll get my rubber gloves.	0:03:49	0:03:51
All I know is that Elaine's in hospital, so...	0:03:51	0:03:55
Well, listen, if you don't want all this...	0:03:55	0:03:57
What you talking about? Course I want Christmas.	0:03:57	0:03:59
Who don't want Christmas? You want Christmas, eh?	0:03:59	0:04:02
Stick them on your nut.	0:04:02	0:04:03
-There you go, and put a smile on your face. -Morning!	0:04:03	0:04:06
Oh, what a lovely, plump bird.	0:04:06	0:04:09
Why don't you all go for a sit down and I'll...?	0:04:09	0:04:11
Er, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me.	0:04:11	0:04:14
Remember? Whitney's cooking dinner this Christmas.	0:04:14	0:04:17
BABE LAUGHS	0:04:17	0:04:18
It's good of you to offer	0:04:18	0:04:19
but I've cooked that many Christmas dinners it's second nature.	0:04:19	0:04:23
-It's all about the timings, see... -Babe. Babe.	0:04:23	0:04:26
No.	0:04:26	0:04:27
-But... -No, no, there's no buts.	0:04:28	0:04:30
Whitney's going to cook us a right naughty little roast	0:04:30	0:04:32
and we're going to have a classic Carter Christmas	0:04:32	0:04:35
although my L ain't here. And what you're going to do is,	0:04:35	0:04:37
you're going to go and get your nut down for a few hours.	0:04:37	0:04:39
That's right, off you go, keep going.	0:04:39	0:04:41
Off you pop, there she goes.	0:04:41	0:04:43
Do you think I'll be able to do it all right?	0:04:45	0:04:48
Yeah, yeah. Of course you will.	0:04:48	0:04:50
You do everything right.	0:04:50	0:04:52
Come here.	0:04:52	0:04:53
CORK POPS	0:04:55	0:04:56
KATHY LAUGHS	0:04:56	0:04:57
Merry Christmas!	0:04:57	0:05:00
You been there all night?	0:05:00	0:05:01
-What time is it? -Quarter past seven.	0:05:01	0:05:03
Mother, it's a bit early, even for you, isn't it?	0:05:03	0:05:05
Oh, come on, you've got to have a buck's fizz on Christmas morning.	0:05:05	0:05:08
-No, no, thanks. -Come on. Get the turkey in the oven,	0:05:08	0:05:10
otherwise it'll never be ready.	0:05:10	0:05:11
HE SIGHS	0:05:11	0:05:13
-We're not having turkey this year, OK? -What?	0:05:13	0:05:15
I went to the Smithfield auction	0:05:16	0:05:18
and I have bought a fillet of beef	0:05:18	0:05:20
which I'm going to turn into a beautiful beef Wellington	0:05:20	0:05:23
-with a red wine jus. -Beef? Who has beef on Christmas Day?!	0:05:23	0:05:26
We're doing things differently this year.	0:05:26	0:05:28
..totally blinged-out case!	0:05:33	0:05:35
-Sorry, Jay. -Oh, sorry. -Oops!	0:05:35	0:05:37
-Got it working? -Yeah.	0:05:37	0:05:39
Oh, oh...	0:05:39	0:05:40
THEY CHEER	0:05:40	0:05:41
Phil, look!	0:05:41	0:05:42
-It's brilliant. -It's good, innit?	0:05:48	0:05:50
Hey!	0:05:56	0:05:57
THEY LAUGH	0:05:57	0:05:58
-I want a go! -No, you got enough presents to play with!	0:05:58	0:06:01
Not having mine. Got all these, look.	0:06:01	0:06:04
Oh, there's one left. Who's it for?	0:06:04	0:06:06
"To Phil from..."	0:06:10	0:06:12
It's from Dennis.	0:06:12	0:06:13
Oh, Denny, I didn't know you'd done that.	0:06:13	0:06:16
Wa-ay!	0:06:24	0:06:26
PHIL LAUGHS	0:06:26	0:06:28
Oh! 1,000 pieces.	0:06:28	0:06:30
Let's hope I live long enough to finish it, eh?	0:06:30	0:06:32
Cheers, mate.	0:06:34	0:06:35
Right. Who wants a mince pie?	0:06:38	0:06:39
Oh, here he is, eh?	0:06:44	0:06:46
A star is born.	0:06:46	0:06:48
Happy Christmas, baby.	0:06:49	0:06:51
Aw! You too.	0:06:51	0:06:52
That stuffing looks fantastic.	0:06:54	0:06:57
It's vegan nut roast.	0:06:57	0:06:59
Oh...	0:06:59	0:07:00
It's for Libby. Don't worry, I've got a chicken for the pair of us.	0:07:01	0:07:05
-You say "the pair of us"... -Mm-hm.	0:07:05	0:07:09
Well...	0:07:09	0:07:10
Who have you invited?	0:07:13	0:07:15
There's a group of us eating out once we finish our shift.	0:07:17	0:07:20
There's a place near the hospital. Six courses and a choice of wine.	0:07:20	0:07:24
Louise got a new phone and a tablet.	0:07:24	0:07:26
Lucky Louise(!)	0:07:26	0:07:28
Oh, Stace, don't forget to stuff butter inside the turkey skin.	0:07:28	0:07:31
It makes it really moist.	0:07:31	0:07:33
We ain't having turkey.	0:07:33	0:07:34
What? That's a shame. Martin loves his turkey, don't you, Martin?	0:07:34	0:07:38
And your Brussels sprouts. Mind you, they don't love you, do they?!	0:07:38	0:07:42
Whoops(!)	0:07:43	0:07:44
Sorry, Bex. I shouldn't have done that.	0:07:44	0:07:47
It's all right, I'll just call her later.	0:07:47	0:07:49
Probably in the middle of one of her six courses.	0:07:49	0:07:52
Morning.	0:07:52	0:07:53
Sorry, I meant to wake up earlier. Jet lag.	0:07:53	0:07:56
Merry Christmas.	0:07:56	0:07:58
-Merry Christmas, Michelle. -Same to you.	0:07:58	0:08:00
Can I do anything?	0:08:02	0:08:03
What's that you're making?	0:08:03	0:08:04
Toad in the festive hole.	0:08:04	0:08:07
-A cat ate the turkey. -Oh, right.	0:08:07	0:08:10
Did you sleep all right?	0:08:10	0:08:11
Yeah, yeah. Yeah, like a log.	0:08:11	0:08:13
Any idea how long you're staying?	0:08:13	0:08:15
Had enough of me already?	0:08:15	0:08:17
No, course not. You stay as long as you want.	0:08:17	0:08:19
Shower free, is it?	0:08:19	0:08:20
Looks interesting...	0:08:21	0:08:23
Right, that is it. We are having something proper for lunch today,	0:08:24	0:08:27
even if I have to go and shoot it myself!	0:08:27	0:08:29
TOY DOG BARKS	0:08:29	0:08:30
Hey, there we are!	0:08:30	0:08:32
Oi.	0:08:33	0:08:35
Sharon has gone all out. You promised you'd stay.	0:08:36	0:08:39
I'll be back for lunch.	0:08:39	0:08:41
I just want to give Mum and Ian's lot their presents.	0:08:41	0:08:43
-And to be honest, I want to get away from all that. -All what?	0:08:43	0:08:46
Dad and Sharon acting like it's just another Christmas.	0:08:46	0:08:50
She knows we're eating at one.	0:08:51	0:08:53
Her bed's not been slept in and her phone's off.	0:08:53	0:08:56
Don't worry about Roxy.	0:08:56	0:08:58
Jay, can you help Dad with the edges?	0:08:58	0:09:00
I'm not spending my Christmas doing a jigsaw!	0:09:00	0:09:02
-DENNIS: -Jay! Come and play with me!	0:09:02	0:09:05
Go on. Off you go. I've got some orange sauce to make.	0:09:05	0:09:07
-It's all right, I'll give you a hand... -It's all under control.	0:09:07	0:09:10
Go on. Shoo, out!	0:09:10	0:09:11
Right...	0:09:13	0:09:14
Thanks, Denise, you're a life-saver.	0:09:23	0:09:24
Yeah, well, it sounded like a crisis.	0:09:24	0:09:27
Oh... Afraid that's all we've got.	0:09:28	0:09:31
Barbecue chicken thighs.	0:09:31	0:09:33
I suppose I could just wash the barbecue off, can't I?	0:09:33	0:09:36
-How much are they? -Oh, darling, it's nothing. It's Christmas, ain't it?	0:09:36	0:09:39
-Really? -Yeah.	0:09:39	0:09:40
Oh, thank you.	0:09:40	0:09:42
I'm just grateful you got me out of the house. Patrick didn't tell me	0:09:42	0:09:45
he invited Derek till five minutes before he arrived!	0:09:45	0:09:47
And you just wanted to put your feet up?	0:09:47	0:09:49
I was exactly the same just before I had Arthur.	0:09:49	0:09:51
Bet you can't wait till next Christmas.	0:09:51	0:09:54
Kids - that's what it's all about, ain't it? Thanks, Denise.	0:09:54	0:09:57
-Happy Christmas, darling. -And to you.	0:10:00	0:10:02
Please tell me you've got double cream.	0:10:02	0:10:04
My Christmas panna cotta is hanging in the balance!	0:10:04	0:10:07
What you doing up here by yourself?	0:10:16	0:10:18
Sorry.	0:10:18	0:10:20
I don't know what she's cooking in there but something's burning.	0:10:22	0:10:26
You heard from Linda?	0:10:28	0:10:30
She's going to give me a little video call later,	0:10:32	0:10:36
when she gets back to the hotel.	0:10:36	0:10:38
Must be strange.	0:10:39	0:10:40
Your first Christmas apart.	0:10:42	0:10:44
Oh...	0:10:48	0:10:50
She asked me to give you something.	0:10:50	0:10:52
Top of the wardrobe.	0:10:54	0:10:55
What?	0:10:57	0:10:58
It's not your main present.	0:11:00	0:11:02
She made it herself...	0:11:12	0:11:14
in case you can't tell.	0:11:14	0:11:16
HE LAUGHS	0:11:16	0:11:18
Oh, it's beautiful!	0:11:18	0:11:21
There we go, Christmas in a glass.	0:11:26	0:11:29
Oh...	0:11:31	0:11:33
More like vomit in a glass.	0:11:33	0:11:34
-Oh, give us it! -Here you go. Who fancies a quail egg Benedict?	0:11:34	0:11:38
Or in the kitchen I've got some sweet onion sausage rolls.	0:11:38	0:11:40
Got any sausages on sticks?	0:11:40	0:11:41
Oh, I'm sorry, Mum. The '70s phoned and they asked for them back.	0:11:41	0:11:44
-I've got some stilton fruit bites as well, anyone? -I'll have one.	0:11:44	0:11:47
There you go. Take those. Ben?	0:11:47	0:11:49
Yeah, go on, then.	0:11:49	0:11:50
There you go. How's Sharon coping?	0:11:50	0:11:52
She's attacking Christmas. Trying not to think about stuff.	0:11:52	0:11:55
Must be hard for her.	0:11:55	0:11:57
Oh, she saw Michelle last night.	0:11:57	0:11:59
Yeah? Michelle who?	0:11:59	0:12:01
Fowler.	0:12:01	0:12:02
Where?!	0:12:03	0:12:04
In the Square. She's staying at Martin's.	0:12:04	0:12:07
She hasn't popped in to say hello?	0:12:07	0:12:09
I'm going to go see her. Here you go, take them.	0:12:09	0:12:11
What's wrong with sausages on sticks?	0:12:11	0:12:14
They're Bobby's favourites.	0:12:14	0:12:16
Oh...	0:12:16	0:12:18
We applied to go and visit him today but he's taken us off the list.	0:12:18	0:12:22
Changing up the menu is Ian's idea of coping with it.	0:12:22	0:12:25
Oh, Jane. Why didn't you tell me before?	0:12:25	0:12:28
I'm trying so hard not to think about him.	0:12:29	0:12:31
I miss him so much.	0:12:32	0:12:34
Oh, darling.	0:12:34	0:12:35
Close your eyes!	0:12:37	0:12:39
-What? -Just do it! Come on.	0:12:39	0:12:41
-Got 'em closed? -Yeah.	0:12:41	0:12:42
Right, let's go.	0:12:42	0:12:44
-Uh... -No, no, no, you're all right, I've got you. -It's too fast!	0:12:44	0:12:46
No, you're all right.	0:12:46	0:12:48
Wait...	0:12:48	0:12:50
Open 'em.	0:12:50	0:12:52
Huh?	0:12:52	0:12:53
Delivery guy just dropped it off.	0:12:53	0:12:55
-Who's it from? -Dunno. There's no note on it or nothing.	0:12:55	0:12:58
-But there must be. -Maybe someone just sent it, you know,	0:12:58	0:13:00
-off your Facebook or something. -What, they just me sent a turkey	0:13:00	0:13:03
-and didn't leave a note or give me a phone call, nothing? -Yep.	0:13:03	0:13:06
KNOCKING	0:13:06	0:13:08
I'll get it.	0:13:08	0:13:09
-Massive, innit? -Look at the size of it!	0:13:09	0:13:12
Merry Christmas. Is Michelle here?	0:13:12	0:13:15
-Yeah, yeah. Come in. -Thanks.	0:13:15	0:13:17
MICHELLE LAUGHS	0:13:18	0:13:19
-What are you doing here? -Crime against visiting family, is there?	0:13:19	0:13:22
No, course there isn't! Oh, come here, you!	0:13:22	0:13:24
-Merry Christmas, Ian. -And you, mate.	0:13:24	0:13:26
How are you, all right?	0:13:26	0:13:27
Oh, Ian! Thank you so much.	0:13:27	0:13:30
Oh, that's so generous of you!	0:13:30	0:13:33
I've got no idea what you're talking about.	0:13:33	0:13:34
Ah. Look, doesn't matter who it's from, does it?	0:13:34	0:13:37
You wanted a turkey, we've got one. Happy days.	0:13:37	0:13:39
Yeah, you're right. It doesn't matter.	0:13:39	0:13:42
Bex, come here, come and have a look at this, it is massive.	0:13:42	0:13:44
Yeah, have a look. It's a lump.	0:13:44	0:13:45
-A proper lump of a bird. -Look!	0:13:45	0:13:47
Oh-ho!	0:13:47	0:13:49
-Oh, my... -Eh?	0:13:49	0:13:51
Oh.	0:13:51	0:13:52
What now?	0:13:52	0:13:54
It ain't going to fit in the oven.	0:13:54	0:13:56
Oh...	0:13:56	0:13:57
Thank you, Father, for the gift of your only son,	0:14:11	0:14:16
whose birth we're celebrating today.	0:14:16	0:14:20
Thank you. Amen.	0:14:20	0:14:23
Ah...	0:14:27	0:14:28
Auntie Gwen, she used to pull out all the stops at Christmas.	0:14:28	0:14:34
Yes. She had roast goose and all the trimmings...	0:14:34	0:14:39
..and puddings with them little silver thrupenny bits in 'em...	0:14:42	0:14:47
You liked Christmas too, didn't you, Ethel? Huh?	0:14:50	0:14:53
After a couple of glasses of Guinness	0:14:53	0:14:56
you'd be throwing your legs up in the air	0:14:56	0:14:58
and singing at the top of your voice	0:14:58	0:15:00
and I'd try to calm you down,	0:15:00	0:15:02
and you wouldn't have none of it, would you?	0:15:02	0:15:05
SHE CHUCKLES	0:15:05	0:15:07
CAT MEOWS	0:15:08	0:15:11
I suppose if you're going to stick around, I shall have to name you.	0:15:11	0:15:15
I'm going to call you...	0:15:17	0:15:19
Ethel.	0:15:19	0:15:20
Here.	0:15:20	0:15:22
There we are.	0:15:22	0:15:23
KNOCK AT THE DOOR	0:15:23	0:15:26
Hey. Here it comes. You going to get on it?	0:15:30	0:15:33
Oh. Patrick? I think she's gone to Tanya's with Abi.	0:15:33	0:15:37
Oh, right. Thanks.	0:15:37	0:15:39
Hey. Merry Christmas.	0:15:42	0:15:45
Go on, get inside. You're making the rest of us look bad.	0:15:45	0:15:48
Trying to make room for all Mum's food.	0:15:48	0:15:50
She's been cooking for days!	0:15:50	0:15:52
Go and show Patrick your new bicycle. Look, no stabilisers.	0:15:52	0:15:55
-Go on, off you go. -Oh, who's a big girl now, eh?	0:15:55	0:15:57
HE LAUGHS	0:15:57	0:15:59
A bloke signed for it.	0:16:11	0:16:12
Yeah, I saw her go inside earlier.	0:16:14	0:16:16
20s, dark hair...	0:16:16	0:16:18
Yeah, I've got the rest here as well.	0:16:20	0:16:22
You want me to stick around after...?	0:16:23	0:16:25
Happy Christmas to you, too!	0:16:27	0:16:28
HE SIGHS	0:16:30	0:16:32
LAUGHTER	0:16:32	0:16:33
-Are you sure it's not an ostrich? -Tell me about it!	0:16:33	0:16:36
We're going to be eating turkey for weeks.	0:16:36	0:16:37
-Would you like that, Lil? -Yeah!	0:16:37	0:16:39
Look at this, look - Henry VIII!	0:16:39	0:16:41
Whoa!	0:16:41	0:16:42
-Put it in there. -I'm just going to get some fresh air.	0:16:44	0:16:47
Round here? You have been away a long time!	0:16:47	0:16:50
What about this, then? Look, drumsticks!	0:16:50	0:16:52
Boom-boom-tish!	0:16:52	0:16:53
Little flip. I flipped it!	0:16:53	0:16:54
She just said she fancied a break.	0:16:54	0:16:56
What? After not showing her face for over 20 years? Yeah, right.	0:16:56	0:17:01
Have you heard from your mum?	0:17:01	0:17:03
Yeah, she texted earlier.	0:17:03	0:17:05
Doesn't seem that long ago Mum and Dad were together.	0:17:05	0:17:09
We had a houseful.	0:17:09	0:17:10
Now I don't even know where Dad is.	0:17:11	0:17:14
Everything changes.	0:17:14	0:17:15
Here you go, have a look at this.	0:17:15	0:17:17
Bet you can't wait till this little beauty's cooked, can you, eh?	0:17:17	0:17:20
Oh, that looks lovely, Ian.	0:17:20	0:17:21
Well, stop parading it about and get it in the oven. I'm starving!	0:17:21	0:17:24
Well, have one of my Yuletide nibbles, then.	0:17:24	0:17:27
Can you imagine what your gran would say about your Yuletide nibbles?	0:17:27	0:17:31
-Yeah. -"Load o' muck!"	0:17:31	0:17:32
HE GRUMBLES	0:17:32	0:17:34
Do you know what? When Ian was a kid,	0:17:34	0:17:37
he used to wake up Christmas morning, open his presents,	0:17:37	0:17:41
and then did not stop pestering me and his dad to get dressed	0:17:41	0:17:46
so he could get over here and start his Christmas off proper.	0:17:46	0:17:50
-Then we'd watch the Queen... -Yeah.	0:17:50	0:17:54
Morecambe and Wise - that was your dad's favourite...	0:17:54	0:17:57
SHE CHUCKLES	0:17:57	0:17:59
# Bring me sunshine... #	0:17:59	0:18:01
Here she goes!	0:18:01	0:18:02
-# In your smile... # -Mum, how many have you had to drink?	0:18:02	0:18:05
# Bring me laughter... #	0:18:05	0:18:07
What is she singing?	0:18:07	0:18:09
Oh, you're no fun, any of you lot, honestly!	0:18:09	0:18:12
-# In this world where we live... # -Do you think I could stay for lunch?	0:18:12	0:18:15
Course you can!	0:18:15	0:18:16
Um, isn't Sharon expecting you back?	0:18:16	0:18:18
Oh, they're not eating till much later.	0:18:18	0:18:20
Dad, this was on the doorstep.	0:18:20	0:18:21
A Christmas pudding?	0:18:21	0:18:23
Yeah, I think so. And there's a note.	0:18:23	0:18:25
Must be Stacey's Secret Santa. Must be doing the rounds.	0:18:25	0:18:29
# Never bring me any tears... #	0:18:30	0:18:34
LAUGHTER	0:18:36	0:18:38
# Bring me fun, bring me sunshine, bring me love! #	0:18:40	0:18:44
THEY CLAP	0:18:44	0:18:45
VIDEO GAME PLAYS	0:18:45	0:18:49
KNOCKING	0:18:50	0:18:51
Door!	0:18:51	0:18:52
KNOCKING CONTINUES	0:18:55	0:18:56
Door!	0:18:56	0:18:58
It's all right, you all just sit here!	0:18:58	0:19:01
-Merry Christmas! -Merry Christmas!	0:19:03	0:19:05
Merry Christmas! Oh, what's that, Janet?	0:19:05	0:19:07
It's her doll's house, ain't it? She wanted to show it to Lou.	0:19:07	0:19:09
-All right, boys? -It's lovely, really lovely.	0:19:09	0:19:12
Louise, Louise!	0:19:12	0:19:14
Sharon, these were on your doorstep.	0:19:16	0:19:18
Oh, just left outside?	0:19:18	0:19:20
Jay, do you know anything about these?	0:19:21	0:19:23
Huh? No, no, no.	0:19:23	0:19:25
Must have been left at the wrong house. We've got ours.	0:19:25	0:19:27
-We'll have 'em. -Yeah, help yourself.	0:19:27	0:19:29
Right, Honey, let's go into the kitchen.	0:19:29	0:19:31
-I've got to do my orange and dill carrots. -OK.	0:19:31	0:19:34
Hey, Phil.	0:19:36	0:19:38
Look at them two.	0:19:40	0:19:41
Our day you was lucky to get a second-hand Action Man.	0:19:42	0:19:46
Doll's house come out good, though, ain't it?	0:19:46	0:19:48
-Even if I say so myself. -They're so cute.	0:19:48	0:19:51
Eh, Phil?	0:19:51	0:19:52
Phil?	0:19:54	0:19:55
Phil OK, is he?	0:19:55	0:19:57
Yeah. As well as can be expected.	0:19:57	0:19:59
I wonder where them crackers came from.	0:20:00	0:20:02
-No idea, but they're nice ones, though, aren't they? -Yeah.	0:20:02	0:20:05
-Thanks for letting us have them. -You're welcome.	0:20:05	0:20:07
Sharon, I think you might need to sit down.	0:20:13	0:20:15
Chance would be a fine thing, Billy!	0:20:15	0:20:17
-No, I mean it. -What's wrong?	0:20:17	0:20:19
It's Phil.	0:20:19	0:20:20
What?	0:20:20	0:20:22
HE GROANS	0:20:24	0:20:26
So are we eating?	0:20:26	0:20:28
You OK?	0:20:28	0:20:29
Yeah, just... Just had a bit of a kip, that's all.	0:20:29	0:20:33
Sit down, yeah?	0:20:33	0:20:34
PHONE BEEPS	0:20:37	0:20:38
Fine undertaker you are, Billy!	0:20:41	0:20:43
Can't tell a dead person from a sleeping one!	0:20:44	0:20:47
What?	0:20:50	0:20:51
It's Ben.	0:20:51	0:20:53
He's having lunch at Ian's.	0:20:53	0:20:55
Course he is.	0:20:57	0:20:58
What you doing in here with the door shut?	0:21:22	0:21:24
Was it? Oh, sorry. I didn't realise.	0:21:24	0:21:26
So did you find out who sent the pudding?	0:21:26	0:21:28
-What did the note say? -Um, it wasn't for us.	0:21:28	0:21:30
It's been delivered to the wrong address so I've dealt with it.	0:21:30	0:21:33
Oh, that's a shame, innit?	0:21:33	0:21:34
I mean, that was a posh one, an' all.	0:21:34	0:21:37
SHE LAUGHS	0:21:37	0:21:39
A mixologist as well as an actor!	0:21:50	0:21:53
Are there no ends to this man's talents?	0:21:53	0:21:55
-Ooh! -Eh?	0:21:56	0:21:58
PATRICK LAUGHS	0:21:58	0:22:00
I wasn't looking forward to today.	0:22:02	0:22:05
Well, being on my own, all that peace and quiet.	0:22:05	0:22:07
And then you come along. My knight in shining armour!	0:22:08	0:22:12
More like Scrooge in a nightgown!	0:22:12	0:22:14
THEY LAUGH	0:22:14	0:22:16
MUSIC: The Banana Boat Song by Harry Belafonte	0:22:16	0:22:19
Mmm! Here we go!	0:22:19	0:22:20
# Issa day, issa day, issa day-o	0:22:22	0:22:28
# Daylight come and I wanna go home!	0:22:28	0:22:32
# Work all night on a drink of rum... #	0:22:33	0:22:36
I'm going to pass you over.	0:22:36	0:22:38
# Daylight come and I wanna go home... #	0:22:38	0:22:40
-Here, it's Auntie Kim. -Oh, right.	0:22:40	0:22:42
# Stack banana till de morning come... #	0:22:42	0:22:44
-Merry Christmas! -Hey!	0:22:44	0:22:46
Or as we say here in Montserrat...	0:22:46	0:22:48
Merry Christmas to each and everybody out there.	0:22:48	0:22:51
Thank you.	0:22:51	0:22:53
OK, here we are. Go to Mummy.	0:22:53	0:22:55
-Aw! -Yes. Thank you.	0:22:55	0:22:57
Mum's got him going round the neighbours ho-ho-ho-ing	0:22:59	0:23:02
-and little Miss Pearl misses her Auntie Denise, don't you? -Aww!	0:23:02	0:23:07
Hello, Pearl! Merry Christmas.	0:23:07	0:23:09
Boop!	0:23:09	0:23:11
So, good news - I've done your dirty work for you.	0:23:11	0:23:14
Yes. I've told Mum about the baby.	0:23:14	0:23:16
How come you haven't told her?	0:23:16	0:23:17
Because I didn't want her to know!	0:23:17	0:23:19
But surely she was going to find out?	0:23:19	0:23:22
I mean, I know it's been decades since you gave birth	0:23:22	0:23:24
but people tend to notice when babies are being born.	0:23:24	0:23:28
Oh, is Patrick there?	0:23:28	0:23:29
I have so got to tell him about a rum cake I tried.	0:23:29	0:23:33
Denise? Denise?	0:23:34	0:23:37
DISTANT CHURCH BELLS	0:23:48	0:23:52
I'm back, Dad.	0:24:10	0:24:11
PHONE RINGS	0:24:13	0:24:16
I really wish you were here.	0:24:23	0:24:25
CRACKERS POP	0:24:32	0:24:34
Yes!	0:24:34	0:24:35
ALL SPEAK AT ONCE	0:24:35	0:24:37
Tell you what, not a few quid, them crackers.	0:24:37	0:24:40
I'm telling you, proper ones.	0:24:40	0:24:43
Whit, I think you've done us proud.	0:24:43	0:24:45
Babe? Come on!	0:24:45	0:24:47
Not bad, for a beginner.	0:24:47	0:24:49
The roasties could have done with a bit longer	0:24:49	0:24:51
and the bird's a bit tough but apart from that...	0:24:51	0:24:53
It's a bit like you, then, ain't it?	0:24:53	0:24:55
LAUGHTER	0:24:55	0:24:56
I think this nosh is absolutely scrumptious,	0:24:56	0:24:59
and I think L would say the same if she was here.	0:24:59	0:25:01
This is as good as you'd get in the Savoy.	0:25:01	0:25:03
I have a gentleman friend takes me there all the time.	0:25:03	0:25:05
Dirty cow.	0:25:05	0:25:06
"Why was the snowman looking through the carrots?"	0:25:06	0:25:10
-Because... -Because he was picking his nose!	0:25:10	0:25:13
Oi, that was my one!	0:25:13	0:25:14
What time's Mum ringing?	0:25:14	0:25:16
About three bells. When she gets back from the hospital.	0:25:16	0:25:19
How is Elaine?	0:25:19	0:25:21
She's not good, Teen.	0:25:21	0:25:23
She can't speak properly, can she, Mick?	0:25:23	0:25:25
Just making noises.	0:25:25	0:25:28
I bet Linda's worried sick.	0:25:28	0:25:29
I tell you what. Come on.	0:25:32	0:25:34
Let's have a toast - to Elaine, yeah?	0:25:34	0:25:36
-Mick? -Yeah. You know what?	0:25:36	0:25:38
To Elaine, um...	0:25:40	0:25:43
Another tough old bird!	0:25:43	0:25:45
THEY LAUGH	0:25:45	0:25:46
-ALL: -Elaine!	0:25:46	0:25:48
Mick, your jumper!	0:25:49	0:25:50
ALL LAUGH	0:25:50	0:25:53
Not all over the table!	0:25:54	0:25:55
"What do you call Father Christmas on a beach?"	0:25:58	0:26:01
Go on.	0:26:01	0:26:03
"Sandy Claus."	0:26:03	0:26:04
CHUCKLING	0:26:04	0:26:05
Louise! Please...	0:26:21	0:26:23
I bet you're looking forward to seeing Amy.	0:26:26	0:26:29
What did you get her?	0:26:29	0:26:31
Um, some doll that she asked for.	0:26:31	0:26:34
Aww. I was always asking for dolls.	0:26:34	0:26:36
Right, who wants some more Parmesan parsnips? There's plenty.	0:26:38	0:26:41
Jay, you've not had any goose.	0:26:41	0:26:44
Yeah, I'm not really a fan, but everything else, great.	0:26:44	0:26:47
Yeah, really great.	0:26:48	0:26:50
Ben is right out of order for staying over there.	0:26:55	0:26:58
It's his choice.	0:26:58	0:26:59
Denny, eat your sprouts. Come on.	0:27:00	0:27:02
I hate 'em.	0:27:02	0:27:03
Right, I'm going to go and check on the pudding.	0:27:09	0:27:11
PHONE RINGS	0:27:11	0:27:12
Louise, could you please turn off the phone?	0:27:12	0:27:14
It's not mine.	0:27:14	0:27:15
Phil.	0:27:20	0:27:21
You know, every time I've looked at a sell-by date today...	0:27:28	0:27:31
I keep thinking, "Will Phil still be alive by then?"	0:27:31	0:27:35
I'm sorry, Jay, I don't want to spoil it for everyone.	0:27:36	0:27:39
You're not. You've made it really special for everyone.	0:27:39	0:27:43
Thank you.	0:27:43	0:27:45
-LOUISE: -Sharon!	0:27:45	0:27:46
She'll be in in a bit!	0:27:46	0:27:49
Sharon, it's the hospital.	0:27:49	0:27:51
Hang on.	0:27:59	0:28:00
They've, uh...	0:28:00	0:28:02
They've got a liver.	0:28:04	0:28:05
Right, so soon as we see 'em I want us all to shout, "Happy Christmas!"	0:28:07	0:28:11
All like that, OK?	0:28:11	0:28:12
I'm just going to sit here and finish me drink.	0:28:12	0:28:14
-Shirley! -No, you're going to do as you're told. Get yourself over here. Come on, join the rest of us.	0:28:14	0:28:18
-RINGING -Oh, she's early. -Ready? Ready?	0:28:18	0:28:21
Hi!	0:28:25	0:28:27
Happy Christmas!	0:28:27	0:28:29
ALL: Happy Christmas!	0:28:29	0:28:31
THEY CHEER	0:28:31	0:28:32
MUSIC: God Save The Queen	0:28:32	0:28:34
Ethel! Don't go licking yourself in front of the Queen.	0:28:34	0:28:39
Oh, dear.	0:28:39	0:28:40
MUSIC STOPS	0:28:44	0:28:45
Oh...	0:28:45	0:28:46
Everyone's lights are out. Street lights, everything.	0:28:52	0:28:56
It's a power cut.	0:28:56	0:28:57
I don't believe this.	0:28:59	0:29:00
I've waited all day to see her.	0:29:02	0:29:04
That's why the Wi-Fi's down, look.	0:29:04	0:29:06
We need to let everyone know.	0:29:07	0:29:09
-And Ben! We need to tell Ben. -Yeah, I'll tell him.	0:29:09	0:29:11
Got the bag?	0:29:11	0:29:12
Ring us as soon as you know anything, OK?	0:29:14	0:29:18
I love you.	0:29:18	0:29:19
The Royal Free.	0:29:21	0:29:22
Sharon! Sharon, wait!	0:29:23	0:29:26
No, I've got to get Phil to the hospital.	0:29:26	0:29:28
-They've got a liver for him. -I'll come with you.	0:29:28	0:29:30
-No, there's no need. -Yes, there is.	0:29:30	0:29:32
There's no lights on anywhere!	0:29:53	0:29:56
Ben! Ben!	0:29:56	0:29:57
PHONE BEEPS	0:29:59	0:30:01
It's a text from Tony.	0:30:06	0:30:09
He's on his way to the hospital as well.	0:30:10	0:30:13
Oh...	0:30:13	0:30:15
What?	0:30:15	0:30:16
It's Phil's mate.	0:30:17	0:30:19
He's also on the transplant list.	0:30:19	0:30:21
So, if he's going in as well, then...	0:30:21	0:30:24
It's a nice Christmas present for his family, innit?	0:30:25	0:30:28
Hey, come on. Enough of that.	0:30:28	0:30:31
They told me on the phone I'm the backup again.	0:30:32	0:30:36
It's Tony's.	0:30:37	0:30:38
What?! This connection is jarring me.	0:30:42	0:30:46
Yeah!	0:30:46	0:30:48
No, L, we saw you for about a second. That was it.	0:30:48	0:30:51
I've been waiting all day, that's what I'm saying.	0:30:51	0:30:53
How's your mother?	0:30:53	0:30:55
How's Johnny?	0:30:55	0:30:56
Linda?	0:30:56	0:30:57
L! L?	0:30:57	0:31:00
It's all Ted Heath's fault. Three-day week?	0:31:00	0:31:02
He just wants more time sailing his boat.	0:31:02	0:31:04
Mick! Mick! Gas oven's working downstairs!	0:31:04	0:31:08
I bet there's a lot of half-cooked Christmas dinners out there.	0:31:08	0:31:11
We could charge what we liked. Make a killing!	0:31:11	0:31:13
Hark at it, the spirit of Christmas(!)	0:31:13	0:31:15
Now it's just going to voicemail!	0:31:15	0:31:19
Oh, it's all me own fault.	0:31:19	0:31:21
Last thing I need is a stray cat cluttering up me house.	0:31:21	0:31:26
Ethel?	0:31:26	0:31:27
CAT MEOWS	0:31:27	0:31:29
Oh, there you are.	0:31:32	0:31:35
Oh, I'm sorry.	0:31:35	0:31:37
Yes...	0:31:37	0:31:38
You're not a stray no more, are you?	0:31:38	0:31:42
No.	0:31:42	0:31:43
Come on, there's a lovely girl.	0:31:43	0:31:46
Right, there we are.	0:31:46	0:31:48
Sit down.	0:31:48	0:31:50
No, not any more. Not a stray. No.	0:31:50	0:31:53
CAT PURRS	0:31:53	0:31:55
Mick?	0:31:55	0:31:56
Yeah?	0:31:56	0:31:58
Look, I found these in the barrel store.	0:31:58	0:32:01
There's oil out the back, too.	0:32:01	0:32:03
And serve what?	0:32:03	0:32:05
Fridges don't work, coolers are out.	0:32:06	0:32:09
I can't even open the tills.	0:32:09	0:32:11
It's a 'mare.	0:32:11	0:32:13
It is an absolute nightmare!	0:32:13	0:32:15
Yeah, Babe was right. The cooker does still work, but with matches.	0:32:15	0:32:19
Listen, why don't I have a little run around the Square, eh?	0:32:19	0:32:21
Just let everyone know they can bring their food over?	0:32:21	0:32:24
Dad, come on, we can't let a power cut spoil Christmas.	0:32:26	0:32:29
It's what Mum would do.	0:32:29	0:32:31
Do you know what, boy?	0:32:34	0:32:36
You're right. That's exactly what L would do.	0:32:36	0:32:38
Mum, go and get them lanterns lit.	0:32:38	0:32:41
Lee, go and tell Babe to expect company,	0:32:41	0:32:44
because there is plenty of room in this inn!	0:32:44	0:32:48
Hey?	0:32:48	0:32:49
Here we go.	0:32:49	0:32:51
-Ooh... -Ooh.	0:32:51	0:32:53
Oh... No, it's still too rare.	0:32:54	0:32:57
Dad, I'm sure it'll be fine.	0:32:57	0:32:59
It was supposed to have creamed potatoes with it,	0:32:59	0:33:01
Brussels sprouts with pancetta, flaming red cabbage.	0:33:01	0:33:04
We should've got gas ovens at the restaurant! Look at that...	0:33:04	0:33:07
That lovely Christmas pudding, who was it from?	0:33:07	0:33:10
Um, it wasn't for us. It was for 45 Albert Street.	0:33:10	0:33:13
It's an easy mistake to make.	0:33:13	0:33:15
But I tell you, we still have got a Christmas pudding,	0:33:15	0:33:17
because it's been steaming all morning.	0:33:17	0:33:19
Are you sure we can't take you to the hospital, Ben?	0:33:19	0:33:22
There's no point. They won't know if it's suitable for Dad yet.	0:33:22	0:33:25
Yeah, but you could see him just in case...	0:33:25	0:33:28
Say my goodbyes before he goes under the knife?!	0:33:28	0:33:30
All right, mate, I don't think she meant it like that.	0:33:30	0:33:33
-KNOCK ON DOOR Hello? -Yeah, in here! -In here.	0:33:33	0:33:36
Oh, sorry to interrupt.	0:33:36	0:33:38
We're opening the Vic, and our oven's working.	0:33:38	0:33:40
Oh, fantastic!	0:33:40	0:33:41
Right, that's it. Come on, everybody, let's get moving.	0:33:41	0:33:43
Steven, you get the potatoes, they're still on the hob.	0:33:43	0:33:45
Mum, you get the veg. I tell you what.	0:33:45	0:33:47
We could put everything on Jane's wheelchair, can't we?	0:33:47	0:33:50
-I promise we will come back for you! -THEY LAUGH	0:33:50	0:33:52
I don't want to spend my Christmas hanging around the Vic.	0:33:52	0:33:56
Yeah, but it's better than sitting round here.	0:33:56	0:33:58
We could always play murder-in-the-dark.	0:33:58	0:34:01
Well, it's always a favourite.	0:34:01	0:34:03
Yeah, well, you three go, then.	0:34:03	0:34:05
You know, um, Kim wasn't trying to cause problems.	0:34:09	0:34:13
Listen, I don't want Mum knowing about the baby.	0:34:13	0:34:15
Yeah, but she'll find out sooner or later.	0:34:15	0:34:18
Oh, come on, my precious.	0:34:18	0:34:20
I ain't leaving you here on your own,	0:34:20	0:34:23
and you know how I love a party...	0:34:23	0:34:25
Hmm?	0:34:25	0:34:26
Abi, now's not really a good time.	0:34:26	0:34:29
We're having a bit of a Christmas crisis.	0:34:29	0:34:31
'Where are you? I can't see you. It's all dark.'	0:34:31	0:34:34
CORK POPS	0:34:34	0:34:36
'Is that champagne?'	0:34:36	0:34:38
Yeah. Look, I'll have to call you back. I've got to go.	0:34:38	0:34:41
Send my love to Mum and Oscar. Bye.	0:34:41	0:34:44
I've never seen a man so eager to get at an oven before.	0:34:44	0:34:46
Well, maybe now he'll stop moaning about his red wine jus thingy!	0:34:46	0:34:50
Right, who wants a drop of bubbly while it's still cold?	0:34:50	0:34:53
Kathy? Now, I know you won't say no!	0:34:53	0:34:56
You know me too well!	0:34:56	0:34:57
A power cut in 2016!	0:34:57	0:34:59
We had the dance pad out,	0:34:59	0:35:01
I was right in the middle of Speed Over Beethoven.	0:35:01	0:35:04
-I nearly threw me back out. -Oh! A jumper-and-a-half, that, mate.	0:35:04	0:35:07
Proper, innit? You'll all have to huddle together for warmth.	0:35:07	0:35:10
Me, on the other hand, will be sweet	0:35:10	0:35:12
because my loving wife knitted me a jumper for a 7ft geezer!	0:35:12	0:35:15
THEY LAUGH	0:35:15	0:35:16
-Thanks, Babe. -What is it?	0:35:16	0:35:18
Harasa, Iranian stew. Recipe handed down from Umar's mum.	0:35:18	0:35:21
Lovely.	0:35:21	0:35:23
Thanks, Mick, for taking us all in.	0:35:23	0:35:24
Yeah, yeah, nice one, Mick.	0:35:24	0:35:26
Listen, don't thank me, this was all Lee's call.	0:35:26	0:35:29
That's my husband for you, ain't it? Full of great ideas, eh?	0:35:29	0:35:32
Look at my necklace - real diamonds he bought me!	0:35:32	0:35:35
Lucky girl, ain't I?	0:35:35	0:35:37
How long till you know?	0:35:41	0:35:44
The liver's still on its way.	0:35:44	0:35:46
As soon as it gets here, we'll have a better idea.	0:35:46	0:35:48
Right, so we wait, just like before.	0:35:48	0:35:50
I know it's hard.	0:35:50	0:35:52
Right, Phil, let's get you to the ward.	0:35:53	0:35:56
Take my arm.	0:35:56	0:35:58
-All right, darling? -OK? -OK.	0:35:58	0:36:00
Brilliant. If you just follow Nurse Amy.	0:36:00	0:36:05
Mrs Mitchell, you and your friend can come with us.	0:36:08	0:36:12
-Look... I just need a minute, OK? -Of course.	0:36:12	0:36:14
You know where the coffee machine is,	0:36:14	0:36:16
and I've heard a rumour that there's mince pies floating around.	0:36:16	0:36:20
I didn't expect him to be as bad as this.	0:36:22	0:36:25
I'm so sorry.	0:36:25	0:36:26
He's on his last legs.	0:36:26	0:36:28
If we have to wait any longer...	0:36:28	0:36:30
Come on.	0:36:30	0:36:32
Dennis and Louise are worried, but Jay's looking after 'em.	0:36:35	0:36:38
I would've stayed but I want to see Amy.	0:36:38	0:36:41
Where's Stan?	0:36:41	0:36:42
Is he still at work? Why isn't he here?	0:36:42	0:36:45
Lovely. Cheers for that.	0:36:45	0:36:47
-I'll take it through to the kitchen, Babe'll sort it out. -Cheers, mate.	0:36:47	0:36:51
Happy Christmas!	0:36:52	0:36:54
Oh, look, she's a little bit scared of the dark.	0:36:54	0:36:57
That's why she came with me early.	0:36:57	0:36:59
Ronnie's dealing with Ricky and Matthew, and they'll be over later.	0:36:59	0:37:03
Come on, let's go.	0:37:03	0:37:05
Roxy... Have you heard from my dad?	0:37:06	0:37:08
I'm sure if there's any news they'll call, all right?	0:37:08	0:37:11
Yeah.	0:37:11	0:37:13
'Ere, Mick! We heard you're saving Christmas!	0:37:13	0:37:17
STUMBLING AND LAUGHTER	0:37:17	0:37:19
I'm...	0:37:19	0:37:21
-SLURRED: -I'm not used to drinking so much.	0:37:21	0:37:24
PATRICK CHUCKLES	0:37:24	0:37:26
Patrick, you...you are...	0:37:26	0:37:28
You are a bad influence, you know?	0:37:28	0:37:31
No, man.	0:37:31	0:37:33
I think you're trying to lead me astray.	0:37:33	0:37:36
BOTH LAUGH	0:37:36	0:37:37
Have you noticed?	0:37:37	0:37:39
Yeah, yeah, I think Derek's got a bit of a crush.	0:37:39	0:37:41
Hey, I've never seen this place so peaceful.	0:37:44	0:37:48
Hang on. Look, just take this.	0:37:51	0:37:54
Look, all of you go on, I just want to check on something.	0:37:54	0:37:56
OK.	0:37:56	0:37:57
-OK? -Hmm.	0:37:57	0:37:59
Give us a taste.	0:38:09	0:38:11
Yep.	0:38:11	0:38:12
Oh! That is hot. Really nice, though.	0:38:12	0:38:15
-See, the secret's in the wrist. -Yeah? -How you whisk it.	0:38:15	0:38:19
You must have strong hands.	0:38:19	0:38:21
HE LAUGHS	0:38:21	0:38:23
How I would love to have a man with strong hands at home!	0:38:23	0:38:27
Not just in the kitchen, either, eh?	0:38:27	0:38:29
Excuse me, excuse me.	0:38:29	0:38:31
-What have you put in that red cabbage? -Festive fun.	0:38:31	0:38:34
You sure?	0:38:34	0:38:36
HE SNIFFS	0:38:36	0:38:38
Oh, no, that's gone. I'll start that again. You got any cabbage?	0:38:38	0:38:40
-Yeah. Out there. -Thanks.	0:38:40	0:38:41
'Ere, do you know, we haven't had a mince pie	0:38:41	0:38:44
or a prawn cocktail all day. Ian, he made these fiddly things.	0:38:44	0:38:47
What did you call 'em?	0:38:47	0:38:48
-My Yuletide nibbles. -THEY SNIGGER	0:38:48	0:38:50
I bet they're nowhere near as tasty as Jack's Yuletide nibbles.	0:38:50	0:38:54
THEY CHEER	0:38:54	0:38:55
Well, if you want some turkey, you can have some of ours.	0:38:55	0:38:58
There's more than enough. I still don't know where that's come from.	0:38:58	0:39:01
'Ere, we had a Christmas pudding delivered to our house, too,	0:39:01	0:39:03
-didn't we, Ian? -Yeah. -Maybe that was meant for you, an' all!	0:39:03	0:39:07
Or maybe it's a mystery benefactor.	0:39:07	0:39:10
You should check it's not been interfered with,	0:39:10	0:39:12
poisoned or something. You never know.	0:39:12	0:39:14
Take no notice of her, it'll be fine.	0:39:14	0:39:17
Don't look a gift turkey in the mouth, that's what I say.	0:39:17	0:39:22
Dot, I had no idea at all nobody came to your party.	0:39:22	0:39:26
Look, I was so busy with the play band...	0:39:26	0:39:28
I don't need no excuses. What's done is done.	0:39:28	0:39:31
Yes, but if we had known that you were on your own...	0:39:31	0:39:34
I'm not on my own, not any more.	0:39:34	0:39:37
Am I, Ethel?	0:39:37	0:39:38
She's my stray cat.	0:39:38	0:39:40
She kept coming to me doorstep, because she knew,	0:39:40	0:39:44
so you'd better get off to the Vic and enjoy yourself.	0:39:44	0:39:47
-Yes, yes, but... -Ethel and I are all right.	0:39:47	0:39:50
Yeah, but you shouldn't be in the dark with your eyes.	0:39:50	0:39:52
My eyes are fine.	0:39:52	0:39:54
Really?	0:39:54	0:39:56
So, why do you keep calling the tomcat Ethel?	0:39:56	0:39:59
-Tomcat? -Mm-hm.	0:39:59	0:40:01
Well, if she ain't an Ethel,	0:40:01	0:40:04
then he's Ethel's little Willy.	0:40:04	0:40:07
That's all there is to it.	0:40:07	0:40:08
-MUSIC AND CHATTER -That one? Yeah?	0:40:10	0:40:13
-Shall I open it for you? Mmm! -Amy, you haven't had your lunch.	0:40:13	0:40:17
So what? It's Christmas! She's starving.	0:40:17	0:40:20
If I want to give my daughter chocolate, I will.	0:40:20	0:40:23
Oh, what? She's your daughter today, is she?	0:40:23	0:40:25
Come here, you. Come on.	0:40:25	0:40:27
Do you know what?	0:40:27	0:40:29
You stink of booze.	0:40:29	0:40:30
Yeah? And I saw you this morning, doing the walk of shame.	0:40:30	0:40:33
Or in your case, the crawl of shame.	0:40:33	0:40:36
Come on.	0:40:36	0:40:38
What's that face for?	0:40:42	0:40:44
What, were you a naughty girl and Santa didn't drop down your chimney?	0:40:44	0:40:47
-What do you care? -Roxy, come on...	0:40:47	0:40:50
Hi. Happy Christmas.	0:40:58	0:41:00
So, he had his eyes closed, right, he's all pale, I felt his pulse.	0:41:05	0:41:09
Turns out he's just asleep.	0:41:09	0:41:11
-It's enough to put you off the booze, innit? -Huh!	0:41:11	0:41:14
What's your game?	0:41:18	0:41:20
-Sorry? -You, stood 'ere, like you ain't got a care in the world?	0:41:20	0:41:23
There's no point me going to the hospital.	0:41:23	0:41:26
I phoned Sharon. They don't know if he's getting another liver.	0:41:26	0:41:28
Oh, right, so you just carry on like nothing's happening?	0:41:28	0:41:32
Where's Jay?	0:41:32	0:41:34
I'll tell you where Jay is, shall I?	0:41:34	0:41:36
Cos I texted him earlier on.	0:41:36	0:41:38
He's at your house,	0:41:39	0:41:41
looking after your sister and Dennis. Doing your job!	0:41:41	0:41:44
You're not a kid any more, Ben. You've got to man up.	0:41:46	0:41:49
You're right.	0:41:54	0:41:55
I know it's probably wrong of me to reach out to you now, but...	0:42:02	0:42:05
SHE SIGHS	0:42:05	0:42:07
..please, please let it be his.	0:42:07	0:42:10
Please give him new life.	0:42:12	0:42:14
Us new life.	0:42:14	0:42:16
I'll do anything, I...	0:42:17	0:42:19
I'll give money to charity, I'll renew my faith, anything.	0:42:21	0:42:24
I'm nothing, see, without him.	0:42:27	0:42:29
I kid myself I am, but...	0:42:31	0:42:34
FOOTSTEPS	0:42:36	0:42:39
I never thought I'd find you in here. They want you.	0:42:46	0:42:49
Why? What have they said?	0:42:49	0:42:52
Just that they need you.	0:42:52	0:42:53
Listen, don't worry about it.	0:42:55	0:42:57
No, no, no, I'll just grab some food and I'll bring it back. Yeah.	0:42:57	0:43:01
I love you, too.	0:43:01	0:43:03
See you in a bit.	0:43:03	0:43:04
Right, come on, you.	0:43:04	0:43:06
Your brother's just seen his breakfast in reverse. Ew...	0:43:06	0:43:10
SHE SNIFFS	0:43:11	0:43:14
Look, Rox, I'm sorry about the job.	0:43:16	0:43:18
I still want us to be mates.	0:43:18	0:43:20
Yeah, yeah. No, we are! Course we are.	0:43:20	0:43:23
Right, let's get this party started! It's Christmas!	0:43:23	0:43:26
CHEERING	0:43:26	0:43:28
-Listen. -Hmm? -Don't say anything,	0:43:30	0:43:32
but I think that Derek is a little bit enamoured of Patrick.	0:43:32	0:43:36
How do you mean?	0:43:36	0:43:38
I don't know. He's just sort of hanging on his every word,	0:43:38	0:43:41
he's following him around. It's a bit like Pip and Estella.	0:43:41	0:43:45
Who?	0:43:45	0:43:47
You need to read more.	0:43:47	0:43:48
MUSIC STOPS	0:43:51	0:43:52
Sorry about that, sorry about that, hold on.	0:43:52	0:43:55
-Battery's gone. -Oh, come on!	0:43:55	0:43:57
No more music, ladies and gentlemen, sorry.	0:43:57	0:44:00
JEERING	0:44:00	0:44:01
-What do you want me to do? -What can you do?	0:44:01	0:44:03
Unless someone wants to bang out a tune on the old joanna.	0:44:03	0:44:06
I mean...	0:44:06	0:44:08
-SLURRED: -Michael, I used to have a tinkle when I was younger.	0:44:08	0:44:10
-Yeah, I bet he did. -Go and have a tinkle, Derek, please.	0:44:10	0:44:13
Go on, Del.	0:44:13	0:44:14
Let's get that up there, look.	0:44:17	0:44:19
It's getting on a bit, but...	0:44:19	0:44:21
Right. Oh, dear.	0:44:21	0:44:23
Dot! I'm sorry we missed your party.	0:44:28	0:44:31
Stacey and I made you a cake, but with the play and everything...	0:44:31	0:44:33
Steven... Steven, go and run and get Dot's cake.	0:44:33	0:44:36
Stay where you are, Steven. The last thing I need is cake.	0:44:36	0:44:40
I'm still full up with Yule log.	0:44:40	0:44:41
Dot, come and join us.	0:44:41	0:44:43
I'm sorry we never made it to your party.	0:44:43	0:44:46
Mum had a bad day.	0:44:46	0:44:47
Yes, right.	0:44:47	0:44:49
Well, I suppose everyone's got their excuses.	0:44:49	0:44:51
We got you a retirement present, but it's back at ours.	0:44:51	0:44:54
If it'd meant anything, Jane, you'd have brought it to me party.	0:44:54	0:44:58
But you know me, I ain't one to harbour ill-feelings,	0:44:58	0:45:01
so let's leave it at that, shall we?	0:45:01	0:45:03
-Hello. -Hey, Dot.	0:45:03	0:45:05
Everyone, take your seats!	0:45:10	0:45:12
CHEERING	0:45:12	0:45:14
HE PLAYS: Jingle Bells	0:45:14	0:45:16
You've got the joanna going? Lovely!	0:45:16	0:45:19
Happy Christmas!	0:45:19	0:45:21
CHEERING	0:45:21	0:45:23
-Can we bet with real money? -Only if you don't mind losing it.	0:45:37	0:45:41
No news is good news, yeah?	0:45:47	0:45:50
What about Tony?	0:45:55	0:45:57
You know I can't talk about other patients.	0:45:57	0:46:00
The most important thing is, you're an extremely lucky man.	0:46:00	0:46:03
Yeah.	0:46:03	0:46:05
I'm scared.	0:46:06	0:46:08
It's going to be all right, do you hear?	0:46:08	0:46:11
Mrs Mitchell, time isn't on our side.	0:46:11	0:46:13
I'm going to wait here, OK?	0:46:13	0:46:15
I'm not going to go anywhere till it's over, I promise. OK?	0:46:15	0:46:18
Yeah?	0:46:18	0:46:20
Sharon...	0:46:29	0:46:30
I love you.	0:46:30	0:46:32
-Yeah. -You know that, don't you? -Yeah.	0:46:32	0:46:35
You didn't have to come back.	0:46:45	0:46:48
Are you kidding me?	0:46:48	0:46:49
Your sister and a load of drunk neighbours,	0:46:49	0:46:52
or time with my family? No contest.	0:46:52	0:46:55
PHONE RINGS	0:46:57	0:47:00
'Mick? Can you see me?'	0:47:00	0:47:02
Yeah, yeah. Can you see me?	0:47:02	0:47:04
It's a bit dark.	0:47:04	0:47:07
I know, I know.	0:47:07	0:47:08
What are you holding?	0:47:08	0:47:10
We've had a power cut.	0:47:10	0:47:12
The whole Square's down.	0:47:12	0:47:14
So Lee invited the neighbours over.	0:47:14	0:47:16
We're having a right jolly-up downstairs.	0:47:16	0:47:18
Oh! Oh, I wish I was there with you.	0:47:18	0:47:21
Yeah, so do I, baby. So do I, so do I.	0:47:21	0:47:24
-How's your mother? -Don't ask, you'll only set me off again.	0:47:24	0:47:29
I feel like I've been crying all day.	0:47:29	0:47:32
Have...have you opened your present yet, or...?	0:47:32	0:47:34
No, I've been waiting till we could see each other.	0:47:34	0:47:38
Well, I've got your jumper on.	0:47:38	0:47:40
I ain't seen me hand in hours, but I love it, I love it.	0:47:40	0:47:43
I've dressed Ollie as a penguin.	0:47:43	0:47:45
I keep trying to send you the pictures.	0:47:45	0:47:47
They just won't go through. Go on, open it. Go on, babe, go on.	0:47:47	0:47:51
Oh...	0:48:00	0:48:02
Oh... Mick...	0:48:02	0:48:04
It's beautiful.	0:48:05	0:48:07
Listen, I know it'll never make up for your nan's one, you know, but...	0:48:07	0:48:11
No, it does.	0:48:11	0:48:13
I love it.	0:48:13	0:48:14
Don't you start. You're going to start me off.	0:48:14	0:48:17
PLAYED ON PIANO: We Wish You A Merry Christmas	0:48:18	0:48:21
Course if I'd have cooked Christmas lunch,	0:48:26	0:48:29
you'd have been too stuffed to eat again.	0:48:29	0:48:31
I think Whitney did really well, better than I would.	0:48:31	0:48:33
No, the girl did good.	0:48:33	0:48:35
Here, Mum, I found a wishbone.	0:48:35	0:48:38
I'm going to wish my daughter Shirley comes to visit me.	0:48:38	0:48:41
Been a while since I've seen her.	0:48:41	0:48:43
Listen, right, Jack does THE best bread sauce you've ever had.	0:48:43	0:48:47
Now, you are going to try Jack's bread sauce.	0:48:47	0:48:50
Try the bread sauce. No, no, no, just try the bread sauce.	0:48:50	0:48:53
-Lovely. Thanks, Roxy. -Bread sauce!	0:48:53	0:48:55
Not exactly the quiet family Christmas you'd hoped for, is it?	0:48:55	0:48:58
I don't know.	0:48:58	0:48:59
I'd spend Christmas with the neighbours every year.	0:48:59	0:49:02
-Joke! -Yeah.	0:49:02	0:49:04
'Ere, have you seen Shaki? He keeps looking at you.	0:49:04	0:49:07
Creep.	0:49:07	0:49:09
You're thinking about your dad again, aren't you?	0:49:11	0:49:14
I thought he might've sent a card.	0:49:14	0:49:16
Why didn't you tell me you were going to be on your own today?	0:49:16	0:49:19
Well, you've got Steven's family now.	0:49:19	0:49:22
You don't want to worry yourself about me.	0:49:22	0:49:24
She cares about you, Dot, we all do.	0:49:24	0:49:27
And we've got you a lovely present, you're going to love it. OK?	0:49:27	0:49:30
Hopefully next year... we'll see Bobby.	0:49:30	0:49:34
Yeah. Hopefully.	0:49:34	0:49:35
SLURRED: Yes. Yes, course you will. There you go.	0:49:35	0:49:38
Do you know what? This turkey is really hitting the spot.	0:49:38	0:49:41
-Great, ain't it? -Yeah.	0:49:41	0:49:43
Oi. You're meant to be eating that harasa Mum's been slaving over.	0:49:43	0:49:46
-Go on. -Do you know, I know I say it every year,	0:49:46	0:49:49
but next year I'd really love to spend Christmas somewhere hot.	0:49:49	0:49:52
What about you, Derek? Where would you love to spend Christmas?	0:49:52	0:49:56
Oh, I'd be perfectly content if next year's the same as this year.	0:49:56	0:50:00
-Yeah... -It's the...	0:50:00	0:50:01
It's the company that makes all the difference.	0:50:01	0:50:04
'Ere, you do realise he fancies you, don't you?	0:50:04	0:50:07
-What? -Yeah.	0:50:07	0:50:09
Don't be ridiculous.	0:50:09	0:50:11
It's true. He can't keep his eyes off you.	0:50:11	0:50:14
I think it's sweet.	0:50:14	0:50:16
Pam phoned me this morning.	0:50:16	0:50:18
She's with her sister at a tinsel-and-turkey party.	0:50:18	0:50:22
Ready?	0:50:22	0:50:24
THEY CHEER	0:50:24	0:50:26
-Got it? -Come on, where's the thing?	0:50:30	0:50:32
"Which Christmas classic connects the following artists?	0:50:32	0:50:36
"Crazy Frog, Whigfield, Billie Piper, Coldplay."	0:50:36	0:50:39
I know it, I know it, I know it. It's, um...	0:50:39	0:50:42
Wham!... They all covered Wham!, Last Christmas.	0:50:42	0:50:45
-Oh, yes! -Ohh!	0:50:45	0:50:47
My turn. Right...	0:50:47	0:50:49
"Which Christmas classic connects..."	0:50:49	0:50:51
It's exactly the same as your one.	0:50:51	0:50:53
Yeah. Look, they're all the same. Wham!, Last Christmas.	0:50:53	0:50:56
PHONE BEEPS	0:50:56	0:50:57
That's weird, cos these were the ones left on Sharon's doorstep.	0:50:57	0:51:00
Whoa, whoa, whoa! Hold up, everyone.	0:51:00	0:51:02
Phil's going in for surgery.	0:51:02	0:51:03
He's having the transplant.	0:51:03	0:51:05
THEY ALL GASP	0:51:05	0:51:07
Here...	0:51:07	0:51:08
To absent friends.	0:51:08	0:51:10
To Phil Mitchell.	0:51:10	0:51:12
-ALL: -To Phil!	0:51:12	0:51:14
Thank you.	0:51:19	0:51:20
-Oh, it's hot. -Oh, thanks.	0:51:20	0:51:23
Ooh. Ouch.	0:51:23	0:51:24
So...you still haven't said why you're back in Walford.	0:51:31	0:51:35
Is it to do with Mark?	0:51:35	0:51:37
No, no. No, not really.	0:51:37	0:51:39
Look, do you mind if we don't talk about it?	0:51:39	0:51:42
Not just now.	0:51:42	0:51:43
Yeah. Course.	0:51:43	0:51:45
You know, they tell you all the success rates	0:51:50	0:51:52
but I can't remember what they said.	0:51:52	0:51:54
You've just got to hope.	0:51:54	0:51:56
I never think of Phil as scared.	0:51:58	0:52:00
Always the tough guy, eh?	0:52:00	0:52:02
Yeah...	0:52:02	0:52:04
Although that's all for show.	0:52:04	0:52:06
You won't believe me, but I know the real Phil.	0:52:06	0:52:08
Sometimes I feel I know him better than he knows himself.	0:52:08	0:52:12
You two.	0:52:12	0:52:13
You've always been like Richard Burton and Elizabeth Taylor.	0:52:13	0:52:17
Just without the diamonds.	0:52:17	0:52:19
I always fancied him.	0:52:21	0:52:23
When I was married to Grant,	0:52:24	0:52:26
I was the one that made things happen, not him.	0:52:26	0:52:29
He kept fighting his feelings for me, but...	0:52:29	0:52:32
Well, you know me, wanting the attention.	0:52:32	0:52:35
-Hmm. -Grant was always taking me for granted.	0:52:35	0:52:38
Yeah. Tell me about it.	0:52:38	0:52:40
Phil...	0:52:40	0:52:41
He treated me like I mattered.	0:52:42	0:52:45
Like I was something to be cherished.	0:52:45	0:52:47
You're rewriting history now.	0:52:47	0:52:50
He's led you a dog's life.	0:52:50	0:52:52
Yeah, he has...	0:52:52	0:52:53
..but it's been worth it.	0:52:54	0:52:57
He's been sober for over six months.	0:52:57	0:53:00
He's had to be.	0:53:01	0:53:02
He's changed.	0:53:02	0:53:04
And I'm not just saying that cos I'm some stupid cow,	0:53:04	0:53:08
blind to her husband's faults.	0:53:08	0:53:10
If we can get through all this, it's going to be us all the way.	0:53:11	0:53:15
I can't lose him.	0:53:16	0:53:18
I can't.	0:53:18	0:53:20
Kids are in the kitchen, tucking into my trifle.	0:53:21	0:53:24
Always a favourite.	0:53:24	0:53:25
Well, we didn't get none, did we?	0:53:25	0:53:28
Patrick, Patrick...	0:53:28	0:53:30
Come and sit with me, keep me company for a while.	0:53:30	0:53:32
Come on.	0:53:32	0:53:33
HE PLAYS SOME CHORDS	0:53:39	0:53:41
I cannot tell you how grateful I am for you letting me share your day.	0:53:43	0:53:48
-Oh... -No, no, you've made me a very happy man.	0:53:48	0:53:51
Perhaps you can come round to my place some time, hmm?	0:53:51	0:53:54
Let me return the compliment.	0:53:54	0:53:56
# My true love gave to me... #	0:53:56	0:53:59
Um...is it all right if I bring Dorothy?	0:53:59	0:54:02
Oh...	0:54:02	0:54:04
You see...	0:54:04	0:54:05
we're very close, you know?	0:54:05	0:54:07
-Yes. -All right!	0:54:07	0:54:09
Yes. The more, the merrier.	0:54:11	0:54:13
HE PLAYS: The 12 Days Of Christmas	0:54:13	0:54:16
Dot, Dot! Look, look!	0:54:16	0:54:18
What?	0:54:18	0:54:19
Dot, we've, um...	0:54:19	0:54:21
We've got you a present.	0:54:21	0:54:22
We all clubbed together.	0:54:22	0:54:24
It's a washing machine.	0:54:26	0:54:28
We thought it was appropriate, Dot.	0:54:28	0:54:31
Well, I was going to take me washing to the Soapy Sud City,	0:54:31	0:54:34
you know, down in the High Street, but, well...	0:54:34	0:54:38
I'll give it a go.	0:54:38	0:54:40
Come and have a look at it.	0:54:40	0:54:42
-It ain't got too many knobs, has it? -No!	0:54:42	0:54:45
Oh! That's the cat that ate my turkey!	0:54:45	0:54:48
What?	0:54:49	0:54:51
-We're ready for you now, if you'd like to come through. -Thanks.	0:54:51	0:54:55
-What are you lot doing here? -We'd rather be here than at home.	0:55:04	0:55:07
-We made turkey and stuffing sandwiches. -Oh... -I made them.	0:55:07	0:55:10
And we brought the Christmas cake.	0:55:10	0:55:13
Well, sounds like a picnic.	0:55:14	0:55:17
Come on, give us a sarnie.	0:55:21	0:55:24
ALL: # Christ our Saviour is born	0:55:24	0:55:29
# Christ our Saviour is born... #	0:55:29	0:55:32
SYLVIE SINGS LOUDLY	0:55:32	0:55:35
# ..Christ our Saviour is born... #	0:55:35	0:55:42
Beautiful. Lovely.	0:55:45	0:55:47
-SLURRED: -I hope you realise just how lucky a woman you are.	0:55:47	0:55:51
I'm sure I am, but what I'm wondering is,	0:55:51	0:55:55
where I'm going to fit it in me kitchen.	0:55:55	0:55:58
Lily, love, don't touch Dot's pussy.	0:56:02	0:56:05
You don't know where it's been.	0:56:05	0:56:07
I know you said you weren't going to,	0:56:09	0:56:12
-but you should come to the stallholders' party. -Thanks, Donna.	0:56:12	0:56:16
That really means a lot.	0:56:16	0:56:17
'Ere you are, hold him a minute.	0:56:17	0:56:19
I'm just going to run home and get my camera.	0:56:19	0:56:22
-All right. -Whoa, whoa, whoa, hang on.	0:56:22	0:56:25
Give us a kiss first.	0:56:25	0:56:27
Any requests?	0:56:30	0:56:31
-SLURRED: -Yes! I have!	0:56:31	0:56:34
Bring Me Sunshine.	0:56:34	0:56:35
Oh, please, no! She's tried forcing this on us this morning.	0:56:35	0:56:38
-Please no, no! -Yeah? And what was wrong with that?	0:56:38	0:56:41
Hardly a Christmas song, Kath.	0:56:41	0:56:43
What about Good King Wenceslas?	0:56:43	0:56:46
It IS a Christmas song, Dot!	0:56:46	0:56:47
Well, it is to me, anyway,	0:56:47	0:56:50
because it reminds me of the way things were,	0:56:50	0:56:54
you know?	0:56:54	0:56:55
And look at us, all here together, all round the piano,	0:56:55	0:56:58
having a singsong...	0:56:58	0:57:00
You can't...	0:57:00	0:57:02
You can't buy that anywhere in the world!	0:57:02	0:57:05
SHOUTS OF AGREEMENT	0:57:05	0:57:06
You know what? I think you're right, Kathy!	0:57:06	0:57:09
Why don't you have a nice sing-up, have a sing-up. Go on, girl!	0:57:09	0:57:11
Thank you, Michael.	0:57:11	0:57:14
-Derek? -Yes?	0:57:14	0:57:16
# Bring me sunshine	0:57:16	0:57:19
OTHERS JOIN IN: # In your smile	0:57:19	0:57:21
# Bring me laughter	0:57:21	0:57:24
# All the while	0:57:24	0:57:28
# In this world where we live	0:57:28	0:57:31
# There should be more happiness	0:57:31	0:57:34
# So much joy you can give	0:57:34	0:57:36
# To each brand-new, bright tomorrow	0:57:36	0:57:39
# Make me happy	0:57:39	0:57:41
# Through the years... #	0:57:41	0:57:43
Go on, it's Christmas.	0:57:43	0:57:46
Ooh!	0:57:49	0:57:51
# ..Let your arms be as warm as the sun from up above	0:57:51	0:57:55
# Bring me fun... #	0:57:55	0:57:56
Happy?	0:57:56	0:57:58
# ..Bring me love... #	0:57:58	0:58:00
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE	0:58:00	0:58:03
Oi, you know what, Kath? That was a good call, that!	0:58:04	0:58:07
We should have got you to sing earlier!	0:58:07	0:58:10
Well, thank you very much, but no-one blinkin' asked me!	0:58:10	0:58:13
# Bring me fun, bring me sunshine	0:58:13	0:58:16
# Bring me love	0:58:16	0:58:19
# Make me happy	0:58:19	0:58:22
# Through the years	0:58:22	0:58:24
# Never bring me	0:58:24	0:58:26
# Any tears	0:58:26	0:58:29
# Let your arms be as warm	0:58:29	0:58:32
# As the sunshine up above	0:58:32	0:58:34
# Bring me fun, bring me sunshine	0:58:34	0:58:37
# Bring me love... #	0:58:37	0:58:40
Yes, gents?	0:58:45	0:58:47
Are you Lee Carter?	0:58:47	0:58:48
Yeah. Why?	0:58:48	0:58:50
Can we have a word outside?	0:58:50	0:58:51
What about?	0:58:51	0:58:53
Outside.	0:58:53	0:58:55
LAUGHTER AND CHATTER	0:59:00	0:59:03
Whose go?	0:59:03	0:59:05
Smack!	0:59:05	0:59:08
-Don't be so cocky, it's only a card! -Shut up. -Is it me?	0:59:08	0:59:11
-No, it's me. -Yeah. Go on. Too busy eating cake.	0:59:11	0:59:14
-Yeah, whatever. -Who is it now? Is it me? -Now it's you.	0:59:14	0:59:18
Now it's you. Wait, do that one.	0:59:18	0:59:20
-Is anyone winning yet? -Please! Look at this.	0:59:20	0:59:23
You're sacked.	0:59:23	0:59:25
Oh, what?	0:59:25	0:59:26
-Is it my go? -Yeah! -All right! -You're too busy with that cake!	0:59:28	0:59:32
I'm arresting you for conspiracy to commit robbery.	0:59:32	0:59:34
You do not have to say anything,	0:59:34	0:59:36
but it may harm your defence if you do not mention when questioned	0:59:36	0:59:39
something which you later rely on in court.	0:59:39	0:59:42
Anything you do say may be given in evidence. Do you understand?	0:59:42	0:59:45
Lee?	0:59:45	0:59:47
It's all right, Whit! It's just a mistake.	0:59:47	0:59:49
Don't tell Dad.	0:59:49	0:59:51
You all right, Stace?	0:59:59	1:00:01
Did you get the turkey I sent you?	1:00:05	1:00:08
Merry Christmas.	1:00:09	1:00:11

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