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CAT MEOWS | 0:00:29 | 0:00:31 | |
Oh, you pest. Go on, off you go, shoo, shoo. Go on. | 0:00:31 | 0:00:34 | |
CAT MEOWS | 0:00:42 | 0:00:44 | |
Do you have to do that now? | 0:00:49 | 0:00:50 | |
Well, want the place looking nice for tomorrow, don't we? | 0:00:51 | 0:00:54 | |
-Where are you going? -Back to bed. -No, you don't. | 0:00:54 | 0:00:57 | |
I've got a shopping list here of stuff I need you to get me | 0:00:57 | 0:00:59 | |
for tomorrow. | 0:00:59 | 0:01:00 | |
But I'm meeting Bex later. | 0:01:00 | 0:01:01 | |
For once in your life will you do as you're told! | 0:01:01 | 0:01:04 | |
And before you go running off to your dad, he's not here. | 0:01:07 | 0:01:10 | |
Where is he? | 0:01:12 | 0:01:14 | |
He had to go and see his accountant. | 0:01:14 | 0:01:17 | |
What, on Christmas Eve? | 0:01:17 | 0:01:18 | |
Look, guys, would you help me with the sofa? | 0:01:18 | 0:01:20 | |
Give us a hand. | 0:01:20 | 0:01:21 | |
Move it out. | 0:01:21 | 0:01:22 | |
SIGHING | 0:01:24 | 0:01:26 | |
Hang on. | 0:01:26 | 0:01:27 | |
Why's he left his phone here? | 0:01:29 | 0:01:30 | |
I don't know. He must've forgot it. | 0:01:30 | 0:01:32 | |
But what if the hospital calls? | 0:01:32 | 0:01:33 | |
Well, you'll have to ask him that, won't you? | 0:01:33 | 0:01:36 | |
Look, Sharon, has something happened? | 0:01:36 | 0:01:38 | |
What apart from the fact that Phil's walked out on us, you mean? | 0:01:38 | 0:01:42 | |
Yeah, that's right. | 0:01:42 | 0:01:44 | |
Seems your dad would rather crawl into some hole than spend | 0:01:44 | 0:01:46 | |
Christmas with his family. | 0:01:46 | 0:01:48 | |
COUGHING | 0:01:53 | 0:01:55 | |
Cheers. | 0:02:08 | 0:02:09 | |
You're lucky Lady Di's got the trots. | 0:02:10 | 0:02:12 | |
Otherwise you'd still be huddled on that bench. | 0:02:14 | 0:02:16 | |
I just needed five minutes, that's all. | 0:02:18 | 0:02:22 | |
So it's all right for you to go off in the sunset, is it? | 0:02:22 | 0:02:26 | |
Leave everybody else suffering. | 0:02:26 | 0:02:27 | |
What's happened to you, Phil? | 0:02:31 | 0:02:34 | |
The man that I fell in love with was strong. | 0:02:34 | 0:02:36 | |
He wouldn't let some poxy liver thing beat him. | 0:02:37 | 0:02:40 | |
You don't know what you're talking about. | 0:02:40 | 0:02:42 | |
You know, I used to hate Sharon. | 0:02:42 | 0:02:44 | |
I used to look over at that house | 0:02:44 | 0:02:46 | |
and wonder why it wasn't me in there. | 0:02:46 | 0:02:48 | |
But now I feel sorry for her. | 0:02:49 | 0:02:51 | |
Because she has shown more guts than you ever will. | 0:02:52 | 0:02:55 | |
And do you know why? | 0:02:57 | 0:02:58 | |
Because she stuck it out. | 0:02:59 | 0:03:00 | |
So what were you going to do, Phil? | 0:03:05 | 0:03:07 | |
Chuck yourself in the canal? | 0:03:09 | 0:03:10 | |
Well, go on, then. | 0:03:13 | 0:03:14 | |
Cos I ain't going to stop you. | 0:03:16 | 0:03:17 | |
PHONE RINGS | 0:03:28 | 0:03:32 | |
What are you doing? | 0:03:32 | 0:03:33 | |
I was just sorting them into piles. | 0:03:33 | 0:03:35 | |
Dad! | 0:03:35 | 0:03:36 | |
Oh, don't you dare! | 0:03:36 | 0:03:37 | |
-L, L, your mother's on the blower. -Tell her I'll call her back later. | 0:03:37 | 0:03:40 | |
Here she is, Elaine, she was hoping you'd ring. | 0:03:40 | 0:03:43 | |
Hello, Mum. You all packed for Spain? | 0:03:43 | 0:03:46 | |
Oh, oh, nope, sorry I can't hear you. | 0:03:46 | 0:03:49 | |
Johnny's pestering me for the phone. | 0:03:49 | 0:03:51 | |
Hi, Gran. | 0:03:54 | 0:03:55 | |
Yeah. | 0:03:55 | 0:03:57 | |
Listen, I'd love to stop and talk, but Aunt Babe wants to talk to you. | 0:03:57 | 0:03:59 | |
-Says it's urgent. -Hmm? | 0:03:59 | 0:04:01 | |
There he is, look. The birthday boy. | 0:04:09 | 0:04:11 | |
Come here, you. | 0:04:11 | 0:04:13 | |
Look at him, eh? Look at him. | 0:04:13 | 0:04:15 | |
Proper little pudding now, ain't he? | 0:04:15 | 0:04:17 | |
Ain't one big pudding in the family enough? | 0:04:17 | 0:04:21 | |
I hope you don't mind, but I got him a little something. | 0:04:21 | 0:04:24 | |
No, course I don't. Thank you. | 0:04:24 | 0:04:26 | |
Aww. | 0:04:26 | 0:04:27 | |
Martin, I checked through the costumes last night | 0:04:29 | 0:04:32 | |
and yours was missing. | 0:04:32 | 0:04:33 | |
Yeah, I took that home. | 0:04:33 | 0:04:35 | |
Why? | 0:04:37 | 0:04:38 | |
Oh, actually I don't want to know. | 0:04:39 | 0:04:41 | |
Just make sure it's back on the rack by six o'clock. | 0:04:41 | 0:04:44 | |
-CHEERING AND APPLAUSE -Here he is! Ebeneezer Goode! | 0:04:44 | 0:04:48 | |
It was a team effort, man. | 0:04:48 | 0:04:50 | |
Patrick. | 0:04:50 | 0:04:51 | |
Winston was saying that the value of a Five Hectors album | 0:04:51 | 0:04:54 | |
-has tripled overnight. -Yeah! Well... | 0:04:54 | 0:04:56 | |
So what have you two got planned today? | 0:04:56 | 0:04:59 | |
Well, this little one's going to go to sleep, aren't you? | 0:04:59 | 0:05:01 | |
While Mummy ices the Christmas cakes. | 0:05:01 | 0:05:04 | |
Everyone, don't forget it's Dot's leaving do in the Launderette later. | 0:05:04 | 0:05:07 | |
Yeah, me and Stace will be there. | 0:05:07 | 0:05:08 | |
-Yeah, as soon as I get back from the bank. -Oh, yeah! | 0:05:08 | 0:05:11 | |
Drinks in the Vic! Yeah, once we're all done poncing about. | 0:05:11 | 0:05:13 | |
Let's kick things off in style. Eh? | 0:05:13 | 0:05:15 | |
I take it Donna's going? | 0:05:18 | 0:05:20 | |
Yeah, of course. | 0:05:20 | 0:05:22 | |
Well, then count me out. | 0:05:22 | 0:05:23 | |
I don't want to be anywhere I'm not wanted. | 0:05:23 | 0:05:25 | |
Oh, come on, Mum. This is ridiculous. | 0:05:25 | 0:05:27 | |
I am the beating heart of this market. | 0:05:27 | 0:05:29 | |
Who is waking up to a full house tomorrow? | 0:05:29 | 0:05:32 | |
Unlike some others I could mention. | 0:05:32 | 0:05:35 | |
You will give my love to Tanya and little Oscar, won't you? | 0:05:41 | 0:05:45 | |
Yeah, I will do. | 0:05:45 | 0:05:46 | |
Are you sure you don't want me to stay for the party? | 0:05:47 | 0:05:49 | |
Oh, no, don't you worry yourself. | 0:05:49 | 0:05:51 | |
I'm sure I shall be inundated with well-wishers. | 0:05:51 | 0:05:55 | |
You must be sad though? | 0:05:55 | 0:05:57 | |
The Launderette closing after all these years. | 0:05:57 | 0:05:59 | |
When the Lord closes a door, somewhere he opens a window. | 0:05:59 | 0:06:05 | |
That is Maria, Sound of Music. | 0:06:05 | 0:06:08 | |
-Merry Christmas, Grandma. -Aww. | 0:06:10 | 0:06:12 | |
And to you, Abi. | 0:06:12 | 0:06:13 | |
Oh, if you see that wretched cat about, you know, you see him off. | 0:06:13 | 0:06:18 | |
He's a bloomin' nuisance. | 0:06:18 | 0:06:21 | |
-Bye. -Bye. | 0:06:21 | 0:06:23 | |
Aunt Babe. | 0:06:29 | 0:06:31 | |
-KNOCK ON DOOR -I'll get it. | 0:06:31 | 0:06:33 | |
Oh, Lee, it's that bloke from next door. | 0:06:36 | 0:06:38 | |
Oh, no, no, no, don't answer it. | 0:06:38 | 0:06:40 | |
-Why? -No, he keeps asking us round for drinks. | 0:06:40 | 0:06:43 | |
I think he fancies me. | 0:06:43 | 0:06:44 | |
-You can't leave him out there. -Listen, I've been a | 0:06:44 | 0:06:46 | |
-bit distracted lately, but I was thinking... -I just want tomorrow | 0:06:46 | 0:06:49 | |
-to go well. -I'll tell you what, when I come back from work | 0:06:49 | 0:06:51 | |
-I'll pick up the last few bits, eh? -Yeah, OK, thanks. | 0:06:51 | 0:06:53 | |
-A few party games would be good. -Consider it done. | 0:06:53 | 0:06:56 | |
And I need cranberry sauce. | 0:06:56 | 0:06:58 | |
-I'll write a list. -Yeah, go on. | 0:06:58 | 0:07:00 | |
-Easier, ain't it? -Yeah, yeah. -OK. | 0:07:00 | 0:07:02 | |
See, I told you he'd take the hint. | 0:07:05 | 0:07:07 | |
Tina, it's me. Yeah, listen, I'm going to need you | 0:07:08 | 0:07:11 | |
to cover for me while I pop over the Launderette and see Dot. | 0:07:11 | 0:07:13 | |
All right, well, just get here as soon as you can, yeah? | 0:07:13 | 0:07:17 | |
Cheers, bye. | 0:07:17 | 0:07:18 | |
There he is. The star of our show. | 0:07:19 | 0:07:22 | |
Come on. Give us your line one more time. | 0:07:22 | 0:07:24 | |
God bless us everyone. | 0:07:24 | 0:07:26 | |
Like butter wouldn't melt. | 0:07:26 | 0:07:27 | |
Yeah, I'm not sure Louise would agree with you. | 0:07:27 | 0:07:30 | |
A chocolate milkshake and a cup of tea, please. | 0:07:30 | 0:07:32 | |
I looked out for Phil in the audience, couldn't see him. | 0:07:32 | 0:07:34 | |
That's cos he weren't there. | 0:07:34 | 0:07:36 | |
Oh, well. Maybe in the front row tonight, eh? | 0:07:36 | 0:07:38 | |
You go and sit down and I'll bring it over, OK? | 0:07:38 | 0:07:41 | |
Is everything all right, Sharon? | 0:07:41 | 0:07:43 | |
Christmas is stressful enough without you interfering. | 0:07:43 | 0:07:46 | |
Is it true? | 0:07:46 | 0:07:48 | |
Not now, Louise. | 0:07:48 | 0:07:49 | |
You let my dad just walk out of here? | 0:07:49 | 0:07:50 | |
He's a grown man. If he wants to go, it's his choice. | 0:07:50 | 0:07:53 | |
You selfish little cow. | 0:07:53 | 0:07:55 | |
Don't you dare put that on me! | 0:07:55 | 0:07:57 | |
Phil dug his grave, | 0:07:57 | 0:07:58 | |
and, as far as I'm concerned, he can lie in it. | 0:07:58 | 0:08:01 | |
Come on, Denny. We're leaving. | 0:08:01 | 0:08:03 | |
I can't believe I've left it this late. | 0:08:07 | 0:08:10 | |
It'll be dry in time for tomorrow. | 0:08:10 | 0:08:12 | |
What about Dot's congratulations cake? | 0:08:12 | 0:08:14 | |
I'm sure she won't mind a bit of soggy icing. | 0:08:14 | 0:08:19 | |
This Christmas really means a lot to you, doesn't it? | 0:08:19 | 0:08:21 | |
Yeah. I hardly remember last year, you know, getting sick | 0:08:21 | 0:08:25 | |
and losing my Uncle Charlie. | 0:08:25 | 0:08:27 | |
All the more reason to enjoy this one. | 0:08:27 | 0:08:29 | |
Yeah, I'm just scared something's going to go wrong. | 0:08:29 | 0:08:31 | |
Well, I think if anyone's due a break, it's you. | 0:08:31 | 0:08:34 | |
I think we both are. | 0:08:34 | 0:08:35 | |
Why don't we leave these to dry and pop over and see Dot? | 0:08:37 | 0:08:40 | |
Oh, let's give it an hour. | 0:08:40 | 0:08:41 | |
Knowing Dot, she'll be rushed off her feet. | 0:08:41 | 0:08:43 | |
Aww. | 0:08:46 | 0:08:47 | |
EXCITED CHATTER BELLS JINGLE | 0:08:47 | 0:08:50 | |
SHE SIGHS | 0:09:07 | 0:09:08 | |
You all set? | 0:09:15 | 0:09:16 | |
Will Phil be there? | 0:09:18 | 0:09:20 | |
No, darling. | 0:09:20 | 0:09:21 | |
No, I don't think so. | 0:09:21 | 0:09:22 | |
You ain't much use to me there. | 0:09:51 | 0:09:54 | |
Are you? | 0:09:54 | 0:09:55 | |
CHURCH BELLS RING | 0:10:01 | 0:10:05 | |
Now there's a sight for sore eyes. | 0:11:18 | 0:11:20 | |
What're you doing here? | 0:11:22 | 0:11:24 | |
I come every Christmas to put down flowers on Kevin's memorial plaque. | 0:11:24 | 0:11:29 | |
That's another life that you ruined. | 0:11:29 | 0:11:31 | |
Well, don't let me keep you. | 0:11:32 | 0:11:35 | |
So what are you going to do? | 0:11:35 | 0:11:37 | |
Are you just going to hide out here until your liver rots away? | 0:11:37 | 0:11:41 | |
You know, I don't know why Sharon's so upset. | 0:11:43 | 0:11:46 | |
She's had a lucky escape, if you ask me. | 0:11:46 | 0:11:48 | |
I mean, what sort of man walks out on his family at Christmas, eh? | 0:11:48 | 0:11:51 | |
You don't know what you're talking about. | 0:11:51 | 0:11:54 | |
Actually, it's Ben and Louise that I feel sorry for. | 0:11:54 | 0:11:57 | |
It's not like they asked to be a Mitchell, is it? | 0:11:57 | 0:12:00 | |
And what sort of legacy have you left for them? | 0:12:00 | 0:12:02 | |
Why don't you shut your mouth? | 0:12:02 | 0:12:04 | |
Or what, Phil? I'll end up like Kevin, is that it? | 0:12:04 | 0:12:07 | |
Just go away. | 0:12:07 | 0:12:08 | |
Yeah, yeah. | 0:12:09 | 0:12:11 | |
So you can wallow in your own self-pity? | 0:12:11 | 0:12:14 | |
You see, I've got a problem, you see. | 0:12:17 | 0:12:20 | |
Because if I just leave you here to do something stupid, | 0:12:20 | 0:12:24 | |
then that's going to be on my conscience, ain't it? | 0:12:24 | 0:12:27 | |
And I wouldn't want to give you the satisfaction. | 0:12:29 | 0:12:31 | |
What are you doing? | 0:12:34 | 0:12:35 | |
It's a nice day. | 0:12:36 | 0:12:38 | |
I thought I'd get a little bit of fresh air. | 0:12:39 | 0:12:41 | |
Here we go, Mrs Branning. | 0:12:53 | 0:12:54 | |
Winston says you can keep it for as long as you need, all right? | 0:12:54 | 0:12:57 | |
Oh, thank you. | 0:12:57 | 0:12:58 | |
It must be a very old tape. I found it in the back of a drawer there. | 0:12:58 | 0:13:02 | |
Oh, you wouldn't like a fish paste sandwich, would you? | 0:13:03 | 0:13:06 | |
I can't, sorry. I've got to get ready for the show. | 0:13:06 | 0:13:09 | |
-TAPE: -Is it on, Shirl? | 0:13:28 | 0:13:30 | |
Course it's on, you dozy cow. | 0:13:30 | 0:13:32 | |
Hello, Mrs Branning. It's Heather here. | 0:13:32 | 0:13:35 | |
I was going to get you a present, but then | 0:13:35 | 0:13:37 | |
me and Shirl got drunk on Woo Woos and I spent all my cash. | 0:13:37 | 0:13:41 | |
So I thought I'd make you a mix tape instead. | 0:13:41 | 0:13:43 | |
So this is DJ Hev wishing you a Merry Christmas. | 0:13:43 | 0:13:48 | |
Well, who am I, then, the cat's mother? | 0:13:48 | 0:13:50 | |
Oh, and Shirl's here too. She's spinning some choons. | 0:13:50 | 0:13:54 | |
Anyway, we can't have Christmas without a bit of George, can we? | 0:13:54 | 0:13:58 | |
So let's start with Wham's Last Christmas from 1984. | 0:13:58 | 0:14:02 | |
Shirl, you got to press play. | 0:14:04 | 0:14:07 | |
What did your last slave die of?! | 0:14:07 | 0:14:08 | |
MUSIC: Last Christmas by Wham! | 0:14:10 | 0:14:13 | |
# Last Christmas I gave you my heart | 0:14:27 | 0:14:31 | |
# But the very next day, you gave it away | 0:14:31 | 0:14:36 | |
# This year, to save me from tears | 0:14:36 | 0:14:40 | |
# I'll give it to someone special | 0:14:40 | 0:14:45 | |
# Last Christmas, I gave you my heart... # | 0:14:45 | 0:14:49 | |
This ain't about Kevin, is it? | 0:14:55 | 0:14:56 | |
I've seen you looking at me from across the Square. | 0:14:58 | 0:15:02 | |
Fancy a bit, do you? | 0:15:02 | 0:15:03 | |
Phil!? | 0:15:05 | 0:15:07 | |
Have you looked in the mirror lately? | 0:15:07 | 0:15:09 | |
Says the woman who's been knocked up by some one-night stand. | 0:15:12 | 0:15:16 | |
What sort of life is that kid going to have, eh? | 0:15:16 | 0:15:18 | |
A damn sight better one than if you were his father. | 0:15:18 | 0:15:20 | |
There ain't much chance of that, is there? | 0:15:20 | 0:15:22 | |
Good, cos I've seen what a job you done of yours. | 0:15:22 | 0:15:25 | |
How many years, do you reckon, before Ben loses it, eh? | 0:15:31 | 0:15:35 | |
Because he will, you know. | 0:15:35 | 0:15:37 | |
And it won't be a spell in a youth offender's this time. | 0:15:37 | 0:15:40 | |
That ain't going to to happen. | 0:15:40 | 0:15:41 | |
Why? | 0:15:41 | 0:15:43 | |
It's not like he's got a father figure to look up to now, is it? | 0:15:43 | 0:15:47 | |
And what about Louise, eh? | 0:15:48 | 0:15:50 | |
Drink, drugs. | 0:15:50 | 0:15:52 | |
How long before she goes off the rails? | 0:15:53 | 0:15:56 | |
She's got her head screwed on, that one. | 0:15:56 | 0:15:58 | |
Yeah, yeah. | 0:15:58 | 0:15:59 | |
Until she finds out that her precious daddy's dead. | 0:16:00 | 0:16:03 | |
Turns out he was too scared to just front this out. | 0:16:04 | 0:16:08 | |
I ain't scared. | 0:16:10 | 0:16:11 | |
Then why are you running? | 0:16:11 | 0:16:13 | |
Look. | 0:16:15 | 0:16:17 | |
You've been given a lifeline, Phil. | 0:16:20 | 0:16:23 | |
And that's something that Kevin never had. | 0:16:23 | 0:16:25 | |
It just turns out that you're too gutless to see it through. | 0:16:28 | 0:16:31 | |
Well, go on, then. | 0:16:33 | 0:16:34 | |
Just grab yourself a shovel. | 0:16:34 | 0:16:35 | |
I'm sure there'd be plenty of people willing to lend you a hand. | 0:16:35 | 0:16:39 | |
MUSIC: Merry Christmas Everyone by Shakin' Stevens | 0:16:50 | 0:16:54 | |
There you go. | 0:17:15 | 0:17:16 | |
You can't have Christmas without a bit of Shaky, can you? | 0:17:16 | 0:17:19 | |
I hope you enjoyed my little mix tape, Mrs Branning, | 0:17:19 | 0:17:22 | |
and I hope you have a lovely time with your family. | 0:17:22 | 0:17:24 | |
Shirl, you want to say something? | 0:17:26 | 0:17:28 | |
Yeah. Eat, drink and be merry. | 0:17:28 | 0:17:30 | |
This is DJ Hev signing off. | 0:17:32 | 0:17:34 | |
One. Two. Three. | 0:17:34 | 0:17:37 | |
Can we get a drink now? | 0:17:37 | 0:17:39 | |
My mouth's as dry as a cat's... | 0:17:39 | 0:17:41 | |
TAPE STOPS | 0:17:41 | 0:17:42 | |
MUSIC: In The Bleak Midwinter by Gustav Holst | 0:18:38 | 0:18:41 | |
-JIM: -'Mrs Cotton? -Yes? | 0:19:07 | 0:19:08 | |
'Dorothy? | 0:19:08 | 0:19:10 | |
'Yes, I know my name, thank you. | 0:19:10 | 0:19:12 | |
'I was wondering if you'd do me the honour of accompanying me | 0:19:12 | 0:19:15 | |
'on a little outing one evening next week? | 0:19:15 | 0:19:18 | |
'You know, like a date. | 0:19:18 | 0:19:19 | |
'We could go down that pub down by the river and have | 0:19:19 | 0:19:21 | |
'a drink and then go for a stroll along the tow path in the moonlight. | 0:19:21 | 0:19:24 | |
'No, go away. | 0:19:24 | 0:19:26 | |
'You what? | 0:19:26 | 0:19:27 | |
'I said go away.' | 0:19:27 | 0:19:28 | |
'What's wrong, Lou? | 0:19:30 | 0:19:31 | |
-LOU: -'Nothing's wrong, it's just... | 0:19:31 | 0:19:34 | |
'Well, I don't know. | 0:19:34 | 0:19:36 | |
'I'm sorry. Dot, you're a good woman, I wish I was as good. | 0:19:37 | 0:19:40 | |
'It's just, I feel a bit touchy lately. | 0:19:40 | 0:19:44 | |
'To put it mildly, Lou, you've always been a bit touchy.' | 0:19:44 | 0:19:47 | |
-ETHEL: -'Funnily enough, he seems much better this morning, | 0:19:52 | 0:19:55 | |
'he really enjoyed his breakfast. | 0:19:55 | 0:19:58 | |
'What do you think? | 0:19:58 | 0:19:59 | |
'Do you think I should take him to the vet or not? | 0:19:59 | 0:20:01 | |
'There ain't nothing wrong with that dog that a little exercise | 0:20:01 | 0:20:04 | |
'and a bit of healthy diet wouldn't cure. | 0:20:04 | 0:20:06 | |
'How can you say that, | 0:20:06 | 0:20:07 | |
'when you know how he's been suffering with his waterworks. | 0:20:07 | 0:20:10 | |
'You feed him too much.' | 0:20:10 | 0:20:12 | |
-PAULINE: -'She's been a part of this place for more years than I care to remember. | 0:20:15 | 0:20:19 | |
'She's washed clothes for babies that are now bringing | 0:20:19 | 0:20:22 | |
'washing for their babies. | 0:20:22 | 0:20:24 | |
'Dot's the heart and soul of this place.' | 0:20:26 | 0:20:28 | |
I heard there's going to be some Sixth Formers there. | 0:20:59 | 0:21:02 | |
What's this? | 0:21:02 | 0:21:03 | |
Mind your own. | 0:21:03 | 0:21:05 | |
It's a party in Mile End. | 0:21:05 | 0:21:07 | |
It's about time I set Bex up with a real man. | 0:21:07 | 0:21:09 | |
You want to try it sometime. | 0:21:09 | 0:21:12 | |
Why, it's my nephew Fred. | 0:21:12 | 0:21:14 | |
Having a proper knees up by the looks of it. | 0:21:14 | 0:21:17 | |
We're going to have a banging party with or without my Uncle Scrooge. | 0:21:17 | 0:21:21 | |
How's he doing? | 0:21:21 | 0:21:23 | |
If he'd stuck to drama club instead of playing football, | 0:21:23 | 0:21:25 | |
who knows where we'd be now. | 0:21:25 | 0:21:27 | |
PHONE RINGS | 0:21:27 | 0:21:28 | |
How many times? No phones backstage. | 0:21:28 | 0:21:31 | |
-It's your gran. -Tell her you'll call her back. | 0:21:31 | 0:21:33 | |
Hello, Mum. Listen. Can you call me back... | 0:21:34 | 0:21:37 | |
Sorry, I can't hear you, who's this? | 0:21:37 | 0:21:40 | |
She's only shacked up with some bartender again. | 0:21:42 | 0:21:44 | |
Look, put Mum on the phone, will you? | 0:21:44 | 0:21:47 | |
..every year without fail, and you know what he'll say? | 0:21:47 | 0:21:51 | |
CROWD: Oh, no! | 0:21:51 | 0:21:52 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:21:52 | 0:21:54 | |
Oh... I see. | 0:21:54 | 0:21:58 | |
I'll get there as soon as I can. | 0:22:01 | 0:22:03 | |
Thank you. | 0:22:05 | 0:22:07 | |
What is it? | 0:22:07 | 0:22:09 | |
It was the hospital. Your gran's had a stroke. | 0:22:11 | 0:22:15 | |
Is she all right? | 0:22:17 | 0:22:19 | |
They don't know. It's too soon to tell, apparently. | 0:22:19 | 0:22:23 | |
Where's Kathy? These breeches are driving me mad. | 0:22:23 | 0:22:26 | |
I got to get to Spain. | 0:22:26 | 0:22:27 | |
I should've spoken to her this morning. | 0:22:27 | 0:22:29 | |
This is no-one's fault, Mum. | 0:22:29 | 0:22:31 | |
What... What's going on? | 0:22:31 | 0:22:32 | |
Gran's had a stroke. | 0:22:32 | 0:22:35 | |
I'm all right, I'm all right. | 0:22:37 | 0:22:39 | |
Right. OK, look, right, right, right. I'm going to find Derek | 0:22:39 | 0:22:41 | |
and I'm going to tell him that we've got to go. | 0:22:41 | 0:22:43 | |
-We've got to go. -What about the pub? -Don't worry about the boozer. | 0:22:43 | 0:22:46 | |
-I'll get Shirl to cover for us. -Look, she can't manage on her own. | 0:22:46 | 0:22:48 | |
-Then we'll close, it's fine. -I'll go with Mum? | 0:22:48 | 0:22:50 | |
I can help. | 0:22:50 | 0:22:52 | |
There's no point us both going, is there? | 0:22:52 | 0:22:54 | |
It's not like we can do anything. | 0:22:54 | 0:22:55 | |
Will you be OK with Ollie? | 0:22:55 | 0:22:57 | |
Of course I will. Of course I will, course I will. | 0:22:57 | 0:22:59 | |
I'm going to go and check flights. | 0:22:59 | 0:23:01 | |
-Good boy. -What about Lee and Whit? | 0:23:01 | 0:23:02 | |
They've put so much work into tomorrow. | 0:23:02 | 0:23:04 | |
Don't worry about them. I'll sort that. | 0:23:04 | 0:23:05 | |
What if I lose her, Mick? | 0:23:05 | 0:23:07 | |
Come here, come here, come here. | 0:23:07 | 0:23:09 | |
That's not going to happen, that's not going to happen. OK? | 0:23:09 | 0:23:12 | |
Are you all right? | 0:23:30 | 0:23:33 | |
I'm just getting my bearings. | 0:23:33 | 0:23:34 | |
Do you know this place? | 0:23:36 | 0:23:38 | |
I thought I did. | 0:23:39 | 0:23:41 | |
Merry Christmas. | 0:23:43 | 0:23:45 | |
MUSIC: Carol Of The Bells | 0:23:52 | 0:23:55 | |
You, boy. | 0:23:55 | 0:23:57 | |
What day is it? | 0:23:57 | 0:23:58 | |
Why it's Christmas Day, sir. | 0:23:58 | 0:24:00 | |
I haven't missed it then! | 0:24:00 | 0:24:03 | |
God bless you, spirits. | 0:24:03 | 0:24:05 | |
Do you know the Poulterers on George Street? | 0:24:05 | 0:24:07 | |
-I should think I do, sir. -Good. | 0:24:07 | 0:24:09 | |
Well, take this shilling | 0:24:09 | 0:24:12 | |
and buy me the prized turkey in the window. | 0:24:12 | 0:24:16 | |
Yes, sir. | 0:24:16 | 0:24:18 | |
A special delivery, Ma'am. | 0:24:23 | 0:24:24 | |
Why, it's bigger than me head! | 0:24:24 | 0:24:26 | |
Merry Christmas to you. | 0:24:26 | 0:24:28 | |
-Ho, ho, ho, ho! -Isn't it enormous, Father? | 0:24:31 | 0:24:33 | |
We're going to have a feast to end all feasts, Mrs Cratchit. | 0:24:36 | 0:24:40 | |
Mr Cratchit. | 0:24:40 | 0:24:43 | |
According to my pocket watch, you are almost three hours late. | 0:24:43 | 0:24:48 | |
-But it's Christmas Day, sir. -Humbug! | 0:24:48 | 0:24:51 | |
Please, Mr Scrooge... | 0:24:51 | 0:24:52 | |
I'm sorry...but I have no choice but to... | 0:24:52 | 0:24:57 | |
But, but, but... | 0:24:57 | 0:24:59 | |
But to... | 0:24:59 | 0:25:00 | |
..double your salary. | 0:25:02 | 0:25:04 | |
THEY CHEER | 0:25:04 | 0:25:06 | |
God bless us, everyone! | 0:25:06 | 0:25:08 | |
MUSIC: Shine by Take That | 0:25:08 | 0:25:10 | |
# You, you're such a big star to me | 0:25:13 | 0:25:16 | |
# You're everything I wanna be | 0:25:16 | 0:25:19 | |
# But you're stuck in a hole | 0:25:19 | 0:25:21 | |
# And I want you to get out | 0:25:21 | 0:25:24 | |
# I don't know what there is to see | 0:25:24 | 0:25:27 | |
# But I know it's time for you to leave | 0:25:27 | 0:25:29 | |
# We're all just pushing along | 0:25:29 | 0:25:32 | |
# Trying to figure it out, out, out... | 0:25:32 | 0:25:36 | |
# All your anticipation pulls you down | 0:25:36 | 0:25:40 | |
# When you can have it all | 0:25:40 | 0:25:43 | |
# You can have it all... # | 0:25:43 | 0:25:47 | |
This is so naff. | 0:25:47 | 0:25:48 | |
Two minutes, it'll all be over. | 0:25:48 | 0:25:50 | |
I'm so going to need a drink after this. | 0:25:50 | 0:25:52 | |
Well don't get too drunk. | 0:25:52 | 0:25:54 | |
I like to play charades after the Queen's Speech. | 0:25:54 | 0:25:57 | |
-What do you mean? -I'll be plating up at two. | 0:25:57 | 0:26:00 | |
# Let it shine, just let it shine | 0:26:00 | 0:26:04 | |
# Let it shine! # | 0:26:08 | 0:26:09 | |
BANG | 0:26:09 | 0:26:11 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:26:11 | 0:26:15 | |
I didn't put any glitter in the script. | 0:26:15 | 0:26:17 | |
Well, it's the last performance, isn't it? | 0:26:17 | 0:26:20 | |
You need some razzle-dazzle, don't you? | 0:26:20 | 0:26:22 | |
CAT YOWLS | 0:26:56 | 0:26:59 | |
YOWLING CONTINUES | 0:27:11 | 0:27:15 | |
MUSIC VOLUME INCREASES | 0:27:16 | 0:27:19 | |
Right. I think this calls for a celebratory drink, don't you? | 0:27:35 | 0:27:38 | |
-Yeah! -I should go and pick the kids up from Ronnie and Jack's. | 0:27:38 | 0:27:40 | |
Another 20 minutes ain't going to hurt, is it? | 0:27:40 | 0:27:43 | |
Do you know what, you really do get a buzz from a performance. | 0:27:43 | 0:27:45 | |
I remember when me, Sharon and Kelvin, we had our band. | 0:27:45 | 0:27:47 | |
-Here we go. -What was that big hit of yours again? | 0:27:47 | 0:27:49 | |
-Something Out of Nothing. -That was it. Classic. | 0:27:49 | 0:27:52 | |
No seriously, if we'd have managed to stay together for another six months, | 0:27:52 | 0:27:55 | |
who knows where we would have ended up? | 0:27:55 | 0:27:56 | |
I remember, every Christmas you used to get that damn tape out. | 0:27:56 | 0:27:59 | |
And there was that one year, do you remember, Michelle hid it. | 0:27:59 | 0:28:02 | |
-This one was nearly in tears. -Don't you listen to him. | 0:28:02 | 0:28:05 | |
You all right? | 0:28:05 | 0:28:06 | |
Yeah. Yeah, I think I'm just going to go to bed. | 0:28:06 | 0:28:09 | |
Goodnight. | 0:28:09 | 0:28:10 | |
Night, love. | 0:28:10 | 0:28:11 | |
And no getting up in the night. | 0:28:11 | 0:28:13 | |
Santa only comes to little boys and girls who sleep through. | 0:28:13 | 0:28:16 | |
Night, Dad. | 0:28:16 | 0:28:18 | |
Poor kid. | 0:28:20 | 0:28:21 | |
I remember what it's like getting your heart broken at that age. | 0:28:21 | 0:28:24 | |
Trust me. She's better off without that little rat. | 0:28:24 | 0:28:27 | |
GLASS CLINKING | 0:28:27 | 0:28:29 | |
What was that? | 0:28:29 | 0:28:30 | |
Oh! Martin! Martin, get it out! | 0:28:36 | 0:28:38 | |
It's all right. | 0:28:38 | 0:28:39 | |
Martin, get it out before I do something stupid! | 0:28:39 | 0:28:41 | |
Don't worry, don't worry. Out you go. No harm done, eh? | 0:28:41 | 0:28:45 | |
No harm done? Have you seen my turkey? | 0:28:46 | 0:28:49 | |
We'll just have to cut around that bit. | 0:28:50 | 0:28:52 | |
No, Martin - I'm not touching it. It's probably got rabies. | 0:28:52 | 0:28:55 | |
She's got a point. You should probably throw it out. | 0:28:55 | 0:28:57 | |
Right, well, I'll go out there and see if there's anywhere open. | 0:28:57 | 0:29:00 | |
It's ten o'clock on Christmas Eve. | 0:29:00 | 0:29:02 | |
There isn't going to be anywhere open. | 0:29:02 | 0:29:04 | |
What're you doing? | 0:29:04 | 0:29:06 | |
Is it too much for something to go right for once? | 0:29:06 | 0:29:09 | |
What're you looking at? | 0:29:20 | 0:29:22 | |
-You all right? -Yeah. | 0:29:35 | 0:29:36 | |
You all right? You look like you've seen a ghost. | 0:29:37 | 0:29:40 | |
Yeah. I'm just going to go and get Lily and Arthur. | 0:29:40 | 0:29:43 | |
I'll come with you. | 0:29:43 | 0:29:45 | |
Oh, no. | 0:29:47 | 0:29:48 | |
What is it? | 0:29:48 | 0:29:50 | |
We were supposed to take this round earlier. | 0:29:50 | 0:29:52 | |
Love, I wouldn't worry. | 0:29:52 | 0:29:54 | |
I mean, Dot will have been busy... | 0:29:54 | 0:29:56 | |
She won't have missed us. | 0:29:56 | 0:29:58 | |
MUSIC: Once In Royal David's City | 0:29:58 | 0:30:00 | |
CAT MEOWING | 0:30:00 | 0:30:04 | |
Oh. You poor little thing. | 0:30:31 | 0:30:35 | |
Oh, you must be freezing. | 0:30:35 | 0:30:38 | |
There... | 0:30:38 | 0:30:39 | |
Would you like a nice fish paste sandwich? | 0:30:44 | 0:30:48 | |
I've got plenty to spare. | 0:30:50 | 0:30:53 | |
There's a good girl. | 0:30:55 | 0:30:57 | |
We'll get you warmed up. | 0:30:57 | 0:30:59 | |
In you go. | 0:30:59 | 0:31:01 | |
Right, up to bed you. | 0:31:17 | 0:31:19 | |
Father Christmas will be here soon. | 0:31:19 | 0:31:22 | |
Night. | 0:31:22 | 0:31:23 | |
I need a drink. | 0:31:26 | 0:31:27 | |
Sharon. You better come in here. | 0:31:40 | 0:31:42 | |
Phil! | 0:31:54 | 0:31:56 | |
Hey. Easy, easy. | 0:31:56 | 0:31:58 | |
Don't you want to know how his show went? | 0:31:58 | 0:32:01 | |
I saw it. I was watching from the back. | 0:32:01 | 0:32:04 | |
Was I any good? | 0:32:04 | 0:32:05 | |
Good? You was great. | 0:32:05 | 0:32:08 | |
Proper little Michael Caine we've got here, ain't we, eh? | 0:32:08 | 0:32:10 | |
Denny, could you go upstairs, please? | 0:32:10 | 0:32:12 | |
-But I want to stay with Phil. -I'm not going to tell you again. | 0:32:12 | 0:32:14 | |
So you're... You're back for good then? | 0:32:19 | 0:32:22 | |
Yeah. I ain't going anywhere. | 0:32:22 | 0:32:25 | |
Listen, can you give me and Sharon a second? | 0:32:30 | 0:32:35 | |
Sharon. I'm... | 0:32:43 | 0:32:45 | |
I'm sorry, you know, about yesterday. | 0:32:45 | 0:32:48 | |
But my head's all over the place at the moment. | 0:32:48 | 0:32:51 | |
Well, it's going to be my last Christmas. | 0:32:51 | 0:32:53 | |
We might as well make it one to remember, eh? | 0:32:53 | 0:32:55 | |
I was going to give you this tomorrow, | 0:32:58 | 0:33:03 | |
but there's no point in waiting, is there? | 0:33:03 | 0:33:06 | |
It's... It's an eternity ring. | 0:33:10 | 0:33:13 | |
Well, don't you want it? | 0:33:16 | 0:33:18 | |
I need some air. | 0:33:20 | 0:33:22 | |
Sharon? | 0:33:48 | 0:33:50 | |
Michelle... | 0:33:59 | 0:34:01 |