01/01/2017 EastEnders


01/01/2017

The day of Ronnie and Jack's wedding has finally arrived - will they get the day of their dreams, or will it turn into a nightmare?


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THEY BLOW PARTY HORNS

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THEY LAUGH

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Jack!

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Oh, not so loud, Mick.

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Liven yourself up, Teen,

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we're all feeling a bit fragile all right, this morning.

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I ain't fragile. I'm broken.

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You'll survive. I, on the other hand won't,

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if I don't get Jack to this wedding, all right?

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Cos Ronnie will string me up.

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Ain't seen the groom knocking about, have you?

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Ain't seen no-one.

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Not surprised after last night.

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What a party.

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-There's someone in the lavvy.

-Yeah, who?

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I don't know, I tried to get in there earlier -

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they were flat out against the door.

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That's Shirl.

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Tried getting in myself first thing, got a right mouthful.

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Oh, talk of the devil. Bacon bap?

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What a beautiful start to a wedding day, eh?

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Sorry, Martin's been throwing up half the night.

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He hasn't got a bug, has he?

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-Not today of all days.

-No, a dodgy pint he reckons.

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Nothing to do with the other 18,

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it'll be a miracle if he makes it to the reception.

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All right? Everything all set?

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Well, Amy certainly is. She's been dressed since six.

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Yeah, and Ricky's bouncing about like a mad thing too.

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Happy Birthday, mate!

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Here you go.

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Oh, what's that you've got there?

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A chainsaw. From Billy.

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Oh, nice.

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Yeah, well, apart from that lot, we've only got one problem.

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Oh, is Roxy not here yet?

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No, never mind Roxy,

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the bride's not here.

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Yeah. I've been looking everywhere.

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She's gone.

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CHURCH BELLS CHIME

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Isn't it bad luck to see each other before the wedding?

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I think we used all that up six years ago.

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I wasn't going to come today,

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I've got about 101 things to do, but I just...

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Couldn't stay away?

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Same here.

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Is Sharon here?

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-She's getting Ricky ready.

-Jay?

-The hospital's been on.

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Hm. Better late than never, I suppose.

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I feel like one of the living dead.

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I tell ya, whoever decided to have a wedding on New Year's

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weren't thinking about the photos.

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I'm not going to the wedding.

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-What?!

-Roxy?

-In here.

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Is that Glenda?

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-Ben.

-We're just getting a few things and then we'll be off.

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-Mick. Still no sign of Jack?

-No. No Ronnie neither?

-No.

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-I mean you've tried his phone, yeah?

-Yeah, it just keeps going

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to voicemail, I just don't know what to do.

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-Oh, I know.

-Hold up. Oh, here they are!

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-Relax!

-Relax?!

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Where have you been and what are you playing at?

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Right, I'll see you later at the hotel.

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None of that caper, come on,

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-not till you've made an honest woman of her.

-Oi!

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What are you looking at me like that for? We're here now.

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Yes. Yes, well, you may be, but Phil won't.

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-Why not?

-The hospital won't let him.

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Is he OK?

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Yeah, yeah, yeah, he's fine, it's just doctor's orders.

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Yeah, that ain't the only problem neither.

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-This the lot?

-Yeah.

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-What are you two doing here?

-Morning, Veronica.

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Congratulations by the way, sis.

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Our invites get lost in the post, did they?

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It's not going to work.

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What?

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Me, you, Jack, Ongar, ain't going to happen, all right?

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-I'm going home with Mum and Danny.

-No, you're not.

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You're not going anywhere until you tell me

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what the hell you're playing at!

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Never liked weddings anyway.

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We'll bring you some cake back.

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Never liked cake neither.

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The doctors said this might happen.

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Up here you've conquered death,

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but you can't even get out of bed, Phil.

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You've just had a huge operation, darling.

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It's not just me though, is it, who's going to give Ronnie away now?

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Well, we'll think of something.

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There's something else you're going to have to sort out and all.

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Why can't Tracey look after Ollie?

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Cos she's looking after the bar.

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-And you're looking after Sylvie anyway, so...

-Since when?

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Who else is going to do it? we're all going to the wedding.

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-TINA:

-Shirley's bringing her over.

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Not until I've lined my stomach, I'm not.

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JACK: Here you are.

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What do you reckon?

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'Oh, I would.'

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I definitely would. What do you reckon, Teen, would you?

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DOG BARKS

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Even the dog agrees, look. Talking of dogs - hair of...?

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-Right, it's here.

-'What is?'

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Come on. 'Hold up.'

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This is her doing, I take it? The Wicked Witch of the West.

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It's nothing to do with Mum, OK?

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-RONNIE SIGHS

-Look, if this is about

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the other day - if it's about the kids -

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I told you...

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It's nothing to do with that either.

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Well, what is it then?

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I'm thinking of you. OK, this... RONNIE SNORTS

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This is for the best.

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You not being there on my wedding day, how do you work that one out?

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You said it yourself. Your day.

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You and Jack, the man you're marrying.

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-The man you're moving to Essex with.

-Yeah, and that's going to work too.

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-Yeah, so you keep telling me.

-Because I mean it.

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But have you actually told him yet?

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I will.

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Because he took it so well the last time,

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what makes you think this time's going to be any different?

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He just needs time to get used to the idea.

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Please, Roxy. Please don't do this to me.

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It's you I'm thinking of, OK? It's you.

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I need you.

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You won't even notice if I'm not there, OK?

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The amount of people that are going to be there...

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-Phil can't give me away.

-What?

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I got word from the hospital. All right?

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It's going to be too much for him, it's too soon.

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I want you to do it for me.

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I want you to give me away instead.

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Ron...

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Who else would I ask?

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Who else would I want to ask? You're my sister.

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Everything all right?

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Mum and Danny are here now.

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-That's fine, they can come too.

-What?

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What do you say?

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Please, please, please, Roxy, please.

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OK. OK.

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-OK, what?

-I'm...I'm giving Ronnie away.

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-But...

-Mum, please just leave it, all right? I'm doing it.

-Rox...

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Leave it!

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Bus will do, won't it?

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Bar upstairs.

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It's a shame we've got to go in your ropey haddock, to be fair.

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Sweet though, ain't it?

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Mate, it's better than sweet.

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Good. Cos I thought you might be having second thoughts.

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You're joking.

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You know, you going Awol this morning.

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Yeah, well that was something else.

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What the...?

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-Here, she's coming now.

-Good job too.

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It's going to take us hours to get her into that dress.

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Yeah, well, her mum's with her, so maybe she can help.

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-Glenda?

-Yeah. And some young man as well.

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Since when was that trollop invited to the wedding?

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I dunno. Maybe it was Jack's idea or something.

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Maybe that's what they were sorting out earlier on.

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You mean, Jack saw Ronnie this morning?

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Yeah, that's where she was.

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Oh, that's bad luck, ain't it?

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Oh, no, it's a superstition.

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No, it's not. It's flaunting fate.

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Well, I saw Martin on the morning of our wedding.

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No good ever comes of it, you mark my words.

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-Is there a problem?

-No, there's no problem.

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It's just a couple of late guests.

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-Ron, they're hardly guests, are they?

-It's fine, Jack.

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Is this Roxy's doing?

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No, I invited them. Just trust me.

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Haven't you got a wedding to go to?

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Come on through.

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-Hi.

-Hi.

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Aw, this is nice.

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Don't think we've met. I'm Honey.

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Danny.

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Oh, your brother.

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Aw, this is a real family reunion, isn't it?

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-Sort of family anyway.

-Did you say something?

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Wrong side of the blanket.

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Champagne?

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I'm going to go and get ready.

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Wish I could.

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What's that supposed to mean?

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Well, I'm not exactly dressed for a wedding, am I?

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-She'd look like a tart whatever she was dressed in.

-Excuse me?

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-Why don't we go check on Matthew...

-I said, "You'd look like a tart

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"whatever you were dressed in." OK?

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-Stacey.

-I'll put the kettle on.

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Don't worry, you look fine.

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And we'll find you a buttonhole and you'll look fine too.

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-GLENDA:

-Roxy told us about your plans, you know.

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-DANNY:

-Moving to Ongar. Her getting a place nearby.

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And why is that any of your business?

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-Haven't told Jack though, have you?

-Way to start a marriage.

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It's about trust, isn't it? Husband and wife?

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And you're lying before he's even got the ring on your finger.

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Are you seriously giving me relationship advice?

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Take it from one who knows,

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mine and your father's marriage was based on nothing but lies.

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Yeah, the day I start listening to you will be my last.

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-Ron.

-Hm.

-Your hair.

-Hm?

-Your hair.

-Oh.

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Behave yourselves up there, kids.

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It's probably a little last minute thing.

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You know what birds are like.

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Look, it don't matter who's here.

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This is your wedding, Jack, yours and Ronnie's. All right?

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No-one else's. OK?

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Oi! Sandy...

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What do you reckon, Bill? You like it?

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Yeah, yeah. It's similar to the one they had before, ain't it?

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What are you talking about, the one they had before?

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The last time they got married, Ronnie and Jack,

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they had one like that.

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Did he not tell you?

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No? I need to see Dot....

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Jack, I was just talking to Billy,

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he said something about the bus last time...what?

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No, it's perfect. Everything's perfect mate.

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We've got a wedding to get to, ain't we?

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-Come on, let's have it.

-Well, come on then.

-Come on then.

-Come on!

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Come on then. Let's get you married. Let's get him married.

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-Let's get married!

-Come on then! Oh!

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Aw, it's lovely, ain't it?

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What is?

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All that out there.

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Coffee in there, please Kathy.

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Just looks like a tarted-up old bus to me.

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It's not just the bus. Everything. I dunno.

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I always do go mushy when I see that kind of thing.

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You know what they say, once bitten, twice shy.

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-Once?

-Look at the pot calling the kettle.

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And this time of year too. New Year. New start.

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Everything to look forward to.

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And they're not the only ones neither.

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Thanks, darling.

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Come here.

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-Roxy...

-Don't. Just don't.

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I don't want to talk about anything, OK?

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-OK.

-Not any more.

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Hey.

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You going to wear this?

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Yeah, of course.

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There you go.

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Ronnie! You have got to see this.

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-Look at you.

-What is it?

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-It's just pulled up.

-What has?

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A surprise, from Phil.

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-Well, come on!

-THEY LAUGH

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Oh! Oh! Wow!

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She already had a car.

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-Yeah, not one like this though.

-More money than sense.

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-It's just like that film, isn't it?

-What film?

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You know, the one with two women.

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Oh, well that narrows it down a bit.

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Thelma and Louise.

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You're kidding - you know how that ended?

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APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

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Oh, just look at her.

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RONNIE GASPS What do you think?

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Our cousin's a big softie, isn't he?

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Right, let's get you wed. Come on.

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Where's Sharon? Give us a sec.

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-Sharon?

-Yeah, I'm coming!

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So, has this thing got sat nav?

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No.

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So we can take a few detours then.

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-Come on then.

-See you later!

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-ENGINE REVS LOUDLY

-Whoo!

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Get out the way!

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Blimey, it's like something out of a fairytale, isn't it?

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-Grimm.

-Ha. Hilarious.

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Lee, get your dad one.

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You sure you're sweet?

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We visited James' grave today.

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I mean, it weren't planned or anything.

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It was just one of them things.

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I didn't think we'd ever get over it.

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But look at us now.

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Just goes to show, no matter how hard things get,

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there can still be good things round the corner, mate.

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That's the spirit, son.

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-Dad. Dad.

-Oh, good boy.

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Hey.

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Ain't you two supposed to be at a wedding?

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Well, we couldn't not see our favourite cousin, could we?

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No, it wouldn't be the same.

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Listen, the nurse said that we can't stay too long

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and the car is causing chaos outside.

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Thank you so much.

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I'm sorry I've let you down.

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You've never let me down.

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You look amazing.

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-Oi!

-Both of you.

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You are such a softie.

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-Come on, let's have a picture.

-Yeah.

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Here we go... One, two, three.

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Sweet, mate.

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Cop that, I know I needed one on my wedding day.

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Just the one though, settle the nerves, hey?

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Don't want to send you into a coma. Oh, dear, oh, dear.

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Have you spoke to Mum yet?

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She rung this morning and about ten times since.

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Aw. Did she like the present you got her?

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Well, she should do, it's the same one she got me.

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Must be weird not having her here.

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Yeah, we're here, ain't we? Me and Whit.

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Cheers for depressing me even more.

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I'm joking - come here, look, come here.

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I dunno what I'd do without yous.

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# Those fingers in my hair

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# That sly come-hither stare... #

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-Look!

-# That strips my conscience bare

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# It's witchcraft... #

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-Ready?

-Yeah.

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# And I've got no defence for it

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# The heat is too intense for it

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# What good would common sense for it do? #

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Roxy, look at it, it's perfect.

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-You OK?

-Yeah. This dress.

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What's wrong with it?

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I think...I think my boobs are going to come out.

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It's not like anyone's going to notice.

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Oh, cheers, Ron!

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SHE CLEARS THROAT

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STRING MUSICIANS PLAY

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I knew he was minted, but this place.

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And all these punters to pay for.

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Put your tongue back in.

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You're practically panting.

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OK, she's ready.

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Right, ladies and gentlemen,

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can you start making your way into the ceremony room, please?

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This wedding is about to start.

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Come on.

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-I don't believe this.

-Oh, you know what? Very funny.

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-No, I don't... No.

-Shut up.

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-Just trying to help you relax.

-By winding me up?

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-Yeah.

-Yes.

-All right, calm down.

0:20:130:20:16

You ready?

0:20:180:20:20

It's supposed to be me who gets emotional, remember?

0:20:220:20:25

What?

0:20:300:20:31

Mum was right.

0:20:330:20:35

What are you talking about?

0:20:370:20:39

This is supposed to be what you said - perfect, you and Jack,

0:20:390:20:44

the start of your brand-new life together.

0:20:440:20:46

And look at you, you're lying to him before you've even said, "I do."

0:20:460:20:52

-Roxy.

-It's not supposed to be like this.

0:20:540:20:58

You're marrying Prince Charming and you're supposed

0:20:580:21:03

to stand up there next to him with no lies, no secrets,

0:21:030:21:07

everything out in the open - and you're not.

0:21:070:21:10

And it's because of me.

0:21:100:21:12

The music's about to start.

0:21:170:21:19

We'll talk about this later, OK?

0:21:220:21:24

No.

0:21:240:21:27

What do you mean no?

0:21:270:21:29

Ron, I know this is going to hurt you.

0:21:290:21:34

But I can't...I can't and I won't...

0:21:350:21:39

I will not ruin this for you.

0:21:390:21:42

It's a woman's prerogative to make you sweat.

0:21:530:21:56

Yeah, well it's working, mate.

0:21:560:21:58

It's tradition.

0:21:580:22:00

GENTLE INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYS

0:22:000:22:03

Why is she on her own?

0:22:340:22:36

Ronnie...

0:22:540:22:56

Where's Roxy?

0:23:000:23:01

RONNIE SOBS

0:23:010:23:05

I'm sorry.

0:23:050:23:07

I'm sorry, I can't do this. I'm sorry.

0:23:070:23:11

I'm sorry, excuse me.

0:23:120:23:15

RONNIE SOBS

0:23:150:23:18

SHE SOBS LOUDLY

0:23:250:23:28

Roxy?

0:23:280:23:30

Go back in, Ronnie.

0:23:330:23:34

-ENGINE STARTS

-Go back in there

0:23:350:23:37

and you get married and you get on with the rest of your life!

0:23:370:23:41

Right, does someone want to tell me what the hell is happening here?

0:23:410:23:44

What's happening, mate?

0:23:470:23:49

-I don't know.

-You're the best man.

0:23:490:23:51

Yeah, all right, what am I? Dynamo?

0:23:510:23:53

Well, obviously, something's happened, innit?

0:23:530:23:55

-Ten out of ten for Columbo(!)

-BILLY TUTS

0:23:550:23:58

I said they should never have seen each other before the wedding.

0:23:580:24:02

I quite agree. Here, if this here wedding ain't going ahead, I'm off.

0:24:020:24:06

Cos Ethel'll be fretting.

0:24:060:24:08

Ethel? She's dead, in't she?

0:24:080:24:10

-Are you losing your marbles or something?

-No, no!

0:24:100:24:13

Not my friend! No, she's my stray cat.

0:24:130:24:17

But Abi says she's a boy.

0:24:170:24:20

I suppose I could...

0:24:200:24:22

I could call her Ethel Esquire.

0:24:220:24:24

Anyway, I'm going to slip out the side door.

0:24:240:24:26

Catch you later, maybe. Cheeri-pip!

0:24:260:24:28

Hopefully, there's a padded ambulance waiting for you and all.

0:24:280:24:32

How many more times?! This is nothing to do with Mum.

0:24:320:24:35

So what is it?

0:24:350:24:37

Ronnie, tell him.

0:24:390:24:40

Ronnie! It's not fair!

0:24:420:24:44

Tell me what?

0:24:440:24:45

I want Roxy to move to Ongar with us.

0:24:500:24:53

I want her to get a place nearby.

0:24:530:24:55

-MICK:

-I'm not Uri Geller!

-I'm not asking you to bend spoons!

0:24:580:25:01

-Just find out what's happening.

-How? I'm not a fly on the wall either.

0:25:010:25:04

Anyway, you're meant to be her mother, ain't you?

0:25:040:25:07

-MOBILE PHONE RINGS

-Last person she'd speak to!

0:25:070:25:10

L, hello, darling.

0:25:100:25:12

Yeah, um...

0:25:120:25:14

Oh, Tina had to take Shirley home, she was spewing her guts up.

0:25:140:25:17

And then... Oh, the bride? Yeah, she looked beautiful.

0:25:170:25:21

Um, and then she had it on her toes in tears, but I don't really know...

0:25:210:25:25

I don't believe this!

0:25:270:25:29

Lee, give us your blower - I've run out of juice.

0:25:290:25:32

Ta.

0:25:320:25:34

Look, we've already talked about this.

0:25:470:25:49

-I know.

-And what? You're just going to ignore everything I've said?

0:25:490:25:53

-Don't you see? This is impossible.

-No, it's not.

0:25:530:25:56

I'm giving you what you want - a fresh start, a clean slate.

0:25:560:25:58

But that's not what I want!

0:25:580:26:00

Look, we agreed, this is what was best for all of us, moving forward.

0:26:000:26:02

I'm not turning my back on moving away.

0:26:020:26:05

But?

0:26:050:26:06

But I'm not walking away from my sister.

0:26:060:26:08

HE SIGHS

0:26:080:26:10

Look, Ron, we've all got families.

0:26:100:26:13

Why did you go to the graveyard this morning?

0:26:130:26:16

-What's that got to do with anything?

-Seriously, why did you go?

0:26:160:26:19

HE SIGHS LOUDLY Because he's a part of you.

0:26:190:26:21

James is a part of your life and you just...you can't get away from it.

0:26:210:26:26

-But that's the same as me and Roxy.

-Ron, you don't have to do this.

0:26:260:26:29

But that's exactly the point - I do!

0:26:290:26:31

I can't turn my back on who I am and that's what scares me!

0:26:310:26:35

But you're a part of who I am as well.

0:26:370:26:40

Look, I love you. Please don't do this to me.

0:26:400:26:44

Please don't make me choose.

0:26:440:26:46

Jack, Ron, I really don't want to intrude, but, um...

0:26:460:26:48

So what are you saying? It's a yes or no?

0:26:480:26:50

-Jack, this wasn't my idea.

-Can I just speak to Ronnie, please?

0:26:500:26:53

It's your way or nothing? Is that what you're saying?

0:26:540:26:58

Yeah.

0:26:580:26:59

On this. It's a yes or no, Jack.

0:27:030:27:06

HE SIGHS

0:27:120:27:14

Get people back in their seats.

0:27:210:27:22

Let's get this wedding back on track, shall we?

0:27:270:27:29

Can everyone get back in their places, please?

0:27:290:27:32

The ceremony's getting back underway in five minutes.

0:27:320:27:34

BUZZ OF CONVERSATION

0:27:340:27:37

Thelma and Louise? Groundhog Day more like!

0:27:370:27:40

You OK?

0:27:470:27:48

Yeah.

0:27:500:27:51

You?

0:27:530:27:54

RONNIE SIGHS

0:27:570:27:59

Well, let's do this thing.

0:27:590:28:01

Hey...

0:28:010:28:02

Sisters.

0:28:030:28:04

BOTH: Together forever.

0:28:060:28:07

# Baby, I've been searching like everybody else

0:28:080:28:13

# Can't say nothing different about myself

0:28:130:28:17

# Sometimes, I'm an angel and sometimes I'm cruel

0:28:170:28:21

# But when it comes to love I'm just another fool

0:28:210:28:25

# Yes, I've climbed a mountain

0:28:250:28:28

# I'm going to swim the sea

0:28:290:28:31

# There ain't no act of God, girl

0:28:330:28:36

# Could keep you safe from me

0:28:370:28:40

# My arms are reaching out

0:28:420:28:44

# Out across this canyon... #

0:28:460:28:47

Welcome to the marriage of Veronica and Jack.

0:28:470:28:51

# I'm asking you to be my true companion... #

0:28:510:28:55

I do solemnly declare...

0:28:560:28:59

I do solemnly declare.

0:28:590:29:01

-# My true companion... #

-I do solemnly declare.

0:29:010:29:04

That I know of no lawful impediment...

0:29:040:29:07

..that I, Veronica Elizabeth Mitchell...

0:29:070:29:09

It gives me great pleasure to declare

0:29:090:29:12

that you are now husband and wife.

0:29:120:29:15

CHEERING

0:29:150:29:16

# I've got my heart set on our wedding day

0:29:160:29:19

# I've got this vision of a girl in white

0:29:190:29:23

# Made my decision that it's you all right... #

0:29:230:29:27

-JACK WHOOPS

-# True companion. #

0:29:270:29:30

PEOPLE CHATTER

0:29:350:29:37

MUSIC: Another Night by Real McCoy

0:29:370:29:40

Jack! Um, I'm so sorry. I-I hate to do this.

0:30:080:30:12

You're going to hate me for this, but, um...

0:30:120:30:14

-I mean, I ain't even read my best man's speech.

-What's the matter?

0:30:140:30:17

I've got to go back to the Vic - me and Lee.

0:30:170:30:19

What, you got a problem?

0:30:190:30:21

It's a family thing, um...

0:30:210:30:23

I'm going to see Johnny. I'll get him to read this for me.

0:30:230:30:27

I'm so sorry, mate.

0:30:270:30:29

-No, mate, it's OK.

-Really?

0:30:290:30:31

Look, if it's family.

0:30:310:30:32

-Go on.

-Good man.

0:30:320:30:33

You did tell him, I take it? About Roxy?

0:30:470:30:50

That is what earlier was all about?

0:30:500:30:52

-Yeah.

-Wow!

0:30:540:30:57

Must be the first and only time in your life you've taken my advice.

0:30:570:31:00

Yeah, well, don't get used to it.

0:31:000:31:02

I'm really glad that you both came

0:31:050:31:07

and, um... Well, I meant what I said earlier.

0:31:070:31:10

-I should've invited you before.

-Careful, Ron, that was almost nice.

0:31:100:31:15

I'll see you in there in a bit, yeah?

0:31:150:31:17

I love you.

0:31:250:31:27

MAX: Well, I got your message.

0:31:350:31:37

So what is it? You needed a hand with the washing-up?

0:31:370:31:40

Well, it didn't seem right - me getting married,

0:31:400:31:42

not having my brother here to crack stupid jokes.

0:31:420:31:44

Come on, then.

0:31:530:31:54

What's the matter?

0:32:080:32:09

Is it Mum?

0:32:100:32:12

What's happened?

0:32:120:32:13

I found that in your phone case.

0:32:200:32:22

Some bloke gave it to me on the high street, OK? Some random do-gooder.

0:32:220:32:26

Not bad, not bad.

0:32:260:32:28

Now you can tell me the real reason why it was there.

0:32:280:32:31

I was in a bit of a state, OK?

0:32:350:32:37

A bit?

0:32:390:32:40

All right, a lot.

0:32:420:32:44

-Because?

-The job.

0:32:460:32:47

-A couple of bills came in too.

-Lee...you don't call the Samaritans

0:32:490:32:54

-because you're running a bit short on readies.

-I didn't call 'em.

0:32:540:32:57

All right, I just...just... I just spoke to some woman.

0:32:590:33:03

She gave it to me. I don't even know who she was.

0:33:030:33:06

A bird?

0:33:070:33:09

-Why couldn't you talk to me or your mum?

-Mum ain't here.

-I am.

0:33:100:33:13

I don't know.

0:33:130:33:14

I felt stupid, I suppose.

0:33:170:33:19

Anyway, you've got enough on your plate.

0:33:220:33:24

Mum's in Spain. Nan. You don't want to listen to me moaning, do you?

0:33:240:33:29

But you can bend some complete stranger's ear?

0:33:290:33:31

So the job.

0:33:330:33:35

A few bills.

0:33:360:33:37

I ain't going to wear that, Lee.

0:33:400:33:42

What ain't you telling me?

0:33:440:33:45

MUSIC PLAYS IN THE OTHER ROOM

0:33:490:33:51

FOOTSTEPS APPROACH

0:33:530:33:55

Hey!

0:33:570:33:58

I've been looking all over for you.

0:33:580:34:01

RONNIE SIGHS

0:34:010:34:02

You'll never guess what's happening in there.

0:34:020:34:05

-Me and Mum were almost civil to each other.

-Ha!

0:34:050:34:08

Oh, and Max has just shown up.

0:34:080:34:10

I think Jack must've called him.

0:34:100:34:13

Now, seriously, what is it - a wedding or The Waltons?

0:34:130:34:16

I can't believe I nearly messed this up for you.

0:34:180:34:21

You didn't mess anything up.

0:34:240:34:25

You must've looked like the Runaway Bride tearing back down that aisle.

0:34:250:34:30

Yeah, well, it's never supposed to be dull with me and you, is it?

0:34:300:34:33

This last year, Ron, has been a nightmare.

0:34:330:34:37

You know, with...with Dean and...

0:34:370:34:40

..everything.

0:34:410:34:43

Well, that's behind us now, isn't it?

0:34:450:34:47

Yeah, maybe.

0:34:470:34:49

But you shouldn't have to keep picking up the pieces.

0:34:500:34:53

Listen.

0:34:570:34:58

If there are things that we still need to sort out,

0:35:000:35:03

then...that is exactly what we'll do - we'll sort them out.

0:35:030:35:06

But the point is that we do it together, OK?

0:35:080:35:11

-JACK:

-Ron?

0:35:130:35:14

Yes, I'm in here.

0:35:140:35:16

We've got a hotel full of guests here and what?

0:35:180:35:20

You're in here playing pool?

0:35:200:35:22

-We'll be there in a minute.

-Jack...

0:35:220:35:24

I really am sorry, OK?

0:35:260:35:28

Well, you and Ron - it's always been this way, innit?

0:35:310:35:34

-You buy one, you get one for free.

-Oi!

0:35:350:35:38

-Less of the "free", yeah?

-RONNIE LAUGHS

0:35:380:35:40

So are we going to cut this cake or what?

0:35:400:35:42

Yeah.

0:35:430:35:44

It all got so out of hand.

0:35:470:35:49

I didn't mean for it to happen.

0:35:520:35:53

-LEE'S VOICE QUIVERS

-Not like it did.

0:35:550:35:57

But, yeah...

0:36:040:36:05

I...

0:36:090:36:10

I was in on it.

0:36:110:36:12

The robbery.

0:36:140:36:15

HE SNIFFS

0:36:180:36:19

That was down to me.

0:36:230:36:24

This is a wind-up?

0:36:320:36:33

No.

0:36:380:36:39

Please...

0:36:410:36:42

Please...tell me...

0:36:460:36:49

-this is a wind-up.

-Dad...

0:36:490:36:52

So you're seriously...

0:36:520:36:53

-Everyone was meant to be asleep!

-..telling me...

-No-one was supposed to bring baseball bats!

0:36:530:36:57

Your mates at work, they said to you, they say...

0:36:570:36:59

They said, "Let's turn your place over.

0:36:590:37:02

"Let's nick a few quid," and you say yes?!

0:37:020:37:05

-Where your mother sleeps?

-Dad, please!

0:37:050:37:08

They grabbed your baby brother!

0:37:080:37:10

-It wasn't meant to be like that!

-You just told me!

0:37:100:37:12

-You was one of them who robbed us!

-I'm not one of them!

-You're worse!

0:37:120:37:16

They were just mugs!

0:37:160:37:18

They wouldn't have made it through the front door.

0:37:180:37:20

Someone had to help 'em.

0:37:200:37:22

-And that was you.

-Why do you think I've been like this, eh?!

0:37:230:37:27

Ever since it happened, I've been going out of my mind!

0:37:270:37:30

They smashed Johnny across the head. They nearly killed him!

0:37:300:37:33

-I bou... I bought him a drink, didn't I, the geezer?

-Dad...

0:37:340:37:38

That Oz - he was in the bar.

0:37:380:37:39

-I was chatting to him.

-Why do you think I had that in my pocket, eh?!

0:37:390:37:43

I was this close, Dad!

0:37:430:37:45

That close to doing something!

0:37:480:37:51

And if that woman hadn't have stopped me...

0:37:530:37:56

I would have.

0:37:560:37:57

I would have, because I felt so bad about it all.

0:38:010:38:07

Well, maybe you should have.

0:38:070:38:08

Done us all a right favour.

0:38:100:38:11

HE WHIMPERS

0:38:130:38:15

HE SOBS LOUDLY

0:38:200:38:22

I'm sorry!

0:38:330:38:35

APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

0:38:380:38:40

MUSIC: Sweet Dreams (Are Made Of This) by Eurythmics

0:38:510:38:54

CHEERING

0:38:540:38:56

# Sweet dreams are made of this

0:39:060:39:09

# Who am I to disagree?

0:39:090:39:13

# I travel the world and the seven seas

0:39:130:39:17

# Everybody's looking for something

0:39:170:39:21

# Some of them want to use you

0:39:210:39:25

# Some of them want to get used by you... #

0:39:250:39:28

-C+C MUSIC FACTORY:

-# Everybody dance now! #

0:39:280:39:30

Yey!

0:39:300:39:31

-ALL: Cheese! JACK:

-Come on!

0:39:310:39:33

ALL: One, two, three, cheese!

0:39:340:39:37

CHEERING

0:39:390:39:41

THEY GIGGLE

0:39:440:39:46

MUSIC: I Get All The Girls by Calvin Harris

0:39:490:39:52

SCREAMING

0:39:560:39:58

# I get all the girls I get all the girls... #

0:40:000:40:03

MUSIC: Proper Education by Eric Prydz vs Floyd

0:40:030:40:06

# We don't need no education

0:40:250:40:29

# We don't need no thought control... #

0:40:370:40:40

CHEERING

0:40:430:40:45

# Hey, teacher! Leave them kids alone! #

0:40:450:40:49

MUSIC FADES

0:40:510:40:53

LAUGHTER AND CHATTER

0:41:030:41:05

SHE GASPS

0:41:290:41:30

Wow!

0:41:340:41:35

Thank you.

0:41:390:41:41

I haven't done anything yet.

0:41:410:41:43

-For my sister.

-Well, she's not just your sister.

0:41:430:41:46

-She's my sister-in-law now.

-Mm-hm.

-Hmm!

-One big happy family.

0:41:460:41:49

-Yeah, don't push it!

-SHE GIGGLES

0:41:490:41:52

CHILDREN GIGGLE AND SQUEAL

0:41:530:41:55

What are you doing?

0:41:550:41:57

-Why aren't you asleep?

-I am so sorry, but, er...

0:41:570:41:59

they wanted their daddy to read them a bedtime story.

0:41:590:42:02

-JACK SIGHS Oh, I can sort it out.

-No, I will.

0:42:020:42:04

-Are you sure?

-Yeah.

-Give me a kiss. Give me a kiss.

0:42:040:42:06

Mwah! Mummy loves you. There you go.

0:42:060:42:09

-Sort out your book.

-CHILDREN LAUGH AND SHOUT

0:42:090:42:12

Just give me 20 minutes and then, you can thank me, er, properly.

0:42:120:42:16

-Ooh! 20 minutes, eh?

-Yes! Where are you off to?

0:42:160:42:19

-I'm just going to go and have a little night cap.

-Ah!

0:42:190:42:23

I love you, Mr Branning.

0:42:240:42:26

I love you, Mrs Branning.

0:42:280:42:30

SHE LAUGHS

0:42:330:42:35

-Night, kids, I love you.

-Love you!

-Love you!

0:42:350:42:38

Right, kids...

0:42:440:42:46

-Cinderella!

-Oh, yeah!

-Oh, yeah!

0:42:480:42:51

SHE SIGHS

0:42:510:42:54

SHE CLEARS HER THROAT

0:42:540:42:56

SHE LAUGHS

0:43:030:43:04

FOOTSTEPS APPROACH

0:43:110:43:13

DOOR OPENS

0:43:130:43:14

Look what I found in my pocket.

0:43:190:43:21

Oh, right.

0:43:210:43:22

So THAT is what that was.

0:43:220:43:24

SHE LAUGHS

0:43:260:43:28

KNOCK ON DOOR RONNIE: Rox?

0:43:280:43:30

Ssh, get over there. Go on.

0:43:310:43:33

-Roxy!

-Yeah, hold on.

0:43:330:43:35

-Oh?

-RONNIE GIGGLES

0:43:360:43:38

Sorry, what are you doing? It's your wedding night.

0:43:380:43:40

Have you not got something better to do?

0:43:400:43:41

Well, not for 20 minutes.

0:43:410:43:43

20 minutes?

0:43:430:43:44

OK.

0:43:460:43:47

20...minutes!

0:43:530:43:56

-Phwoarr!

-Come on! ROXY GIGGLES

0:43:560:43:58

I'm coming!

0:43:580:43:59

Where are we going?

0:44:010:44:02

You'll see.

0:44:030:44:04

DOOR CLOSES

0:44:100:44:11

I didn't mean that.

0:44:200:44:22

About you doing us all a favour.

0:44:240:44:26

I shouldn't have said that.

0:44:320:44:34

I don't know if I can ever forgive you, though.

0:44:380:44:41

MICK WALKS DOWNSTAIRS

0:44:460:44:48

-JACK:

-'Once upon a time, there was a girl called Cinderella...'

0:45:000:45:03

RONNIE AND ROXY GIGGLE

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-Imagine, if you will...

-Yeah?

-..that these bottles are tassels!

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-LAUGHTER

-I know what you're thinking!

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Yeah! Yeah! ROXY CACKLES

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"They're just like me and Peg - a couple of old dogs!"

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That is the worst, worst Aunt Sal impression I've ever seen.

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-That is fighting talk.

-" 'Ere..."

-Ha-ha!

-" 'Ere, Ronnie."

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-"Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah."

-Oh, don't! It's Auntie P!

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So go on, then.

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Which one was it?

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Come on!

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My money is on the one with the earring, the one that you couldn't

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-take your eyes off all night.

-What are you talking about?

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There was someone in your room just now.

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ROXY GIGGLES Roxy, come on.

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-Max.

-SHE GIGGLES

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-Max?!

-Max!

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RONNIE GASPS

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So, hold on, hold on.

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We'll be doing the double?

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It'll be the Mitchell sisters and the Branning brothers

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-in the same hotel on the same night?

-It's how we roll, Ron.

-Eugh!

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-How we roll, yeah?

-Hmm!

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Cinderella felt sad, because she was all alone.

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But suddenly, a fairy godmother appeared and said...

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"Don't cry, Cinderella.

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"I will send you to the ball."

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I was thinking that maybe we could start our own business.

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Honestly, I have found, like, the perfect unit,

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-smack bang in the middle of the high street.

-No.

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-Maybe a trendy bar is exactly what that place needs.

-A bar?

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Yes. LIKE AUNT SAL: Yes!

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GIGGLING Just like the good old days.

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-Yeah, but Ongar!

-Mmm?

-It's not exactly Ibiza, is it?

-No.

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And it's not the Vic either.

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But it is me and you.

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RONNIE GIGGLES

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Oh, Ron, I'm...

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God, I'm...

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-I'm going to miss it, you know.

-Aw!

-Walford....

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-SHE SIGHS

-..the Square.

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-It's not exactly the other side of the world, is it?

-No.

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But it is the end of an era.

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Yeah, it is.

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THEY LAUGH

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-But...

-OK, no, no, no, wait, I'm going to do another one.

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-Oh, Ronnie!

-Hold on!

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Jack... Look, Jack!

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-I'm flying!

-Rose. Open your eyes, Rose.

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-Oh!

-Ron! Ron, be careful, please. All right? Please.

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THEY GIGGLE

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'Cinderella was overjoyed'

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and she set off in a coach drawn by six horses.

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But before she left, the Fairy Godmother said,

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"Cinderella, this magic will only last until midnight.

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"You must be home by then."

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RONNIE AND ROXY GIGGLE

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-Hey! Keep up, keep up.

-Wait for me!

-You're so slow!

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-Oh!

-Oops!

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IT THUDS, THEY LAUGH

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What?

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Look.

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ROXY LAUGHS

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'When Cinderella came into the ball, nobody knew who she was,

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'in her pretty clothes and shoes.'

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But then the handsome prince saw her and fell in love.

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And Cinderella was so happy dancing,

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she almost forgot what her Fairy Godmother had said.

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But then she remembered her Fairy Godmother's words...

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You know, this isn't just the end of an era.

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It's the beginning of a new one.

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Don't look back.

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Don't look back.

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THEY LAUGH

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Mmm! Mmm.

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-Guess what?

-What?

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The last one in the pool pays for breakfast.

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Oh, Roxy, don't!

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Oh, you're so unfair! Wait for me!

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DRAMATIC MUSIC ON TV

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Oh, wait for me!

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Oh, I can't get my thing undone.

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Roxy!

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SHE LAUGHS

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Roxy!

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Stop mucking about!

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Roxy?

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Roxy!

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TV IS ON

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HE CHANGES THE CHANNEL

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'As Cinderella ran out of the palace,'

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one of her glass slippers came off.

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Roxy! MUFFLED SCREAM

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No! No!

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Roxy!

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MUFFLED SCREAMS

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'But Cinderella didn't turn back.'

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She reached home, just as the clock struck 12.

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'As it did, her coach turned back into a pumpkin,

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'her horses turned back into mice.

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'And her fine ball gown turned back into rags.

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'The next day, the prince took the glass slipper

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'and went to all the houses in the kingdom.'

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When he arrived at Cinderella's house...

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..the slipper fitted her perfectly.

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CLOCK STRIKES

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Cinderella married the prince.

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And they all lived happily ever after.

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CLOCK STRIKES

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