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Oi! | 0:00:26 | 0:00:27 | |
Oi, oi! | 0:00:27 | 0:00:30 | |
Oi! | 0:00:30 | 0:00:32 | |
All that waiting in and leaving Jane | 0:00:37 | 0:00:39 | |
and they've only gone and given me a Hanukkah banner. | 0:00:39 | 0:00:42 | |
How my supposed to wish Michelle bon voyage | 0:00:42 | 0:00:44 | |
with a Happy Hanukkah banner? | 0:00:44 | 0:00:46 | |
See my mother's still got that ugly twisted boat going on. | 0:00:46 | 0:00:50 | |
Why? What's wrong? | 0:00:50 | 0:00:52 | |
Swear my eyes are getting longer and shorter. | 0:00:52 | 0:00:54 | |
I mean, how does that happen? | 0:00:54 | 0:00:56 | |
How can you lose your sight in both directions? | 0:00:56 | 0:01:00 | |
Don't talk and run, you'll get a stitch again, yeah. | 0:01:00 | 0:01:02 | |
You know what? You watch, I need a pair of bins, son, | 0:01:02 | 0:01:06 | |
for reading, for writing, for driving my motor. | 0:01:06 | 0:01:09 | |
-Even for the custard. -Varifocals. | 0:01:09 | 0:01:12 | |
Nah, I'm knackered already. I need a pint, I think. | 0:01:12 | 0:01:16 | |
Need new staff. | 0:01:16 | 0:01:18 | |
Yeah, well, I'm going to need to win the lottery for that. | 0:01:18 | 0:01:21 | |
I can't do alcohol in the week. Pearl's still up before 6am. | 0:01:21 | 0:01:25 | |
Little chaps, not good for sociable hours. | 0:01:25 | 0:01:28 | |
You know, the amount of mornings I've had with me, | 0:01:28 | 0:01:30 | |
Ollie and CBeebies. | 0:01:30 | 0:01:32 | |
-So that's about calories in one beer. -Oi, that's my metabolism. | 0:01:32 | 0:01:35 | |
All I've had today is a banana and a smoothie | 0:01:35 | 0:01:37 | |
and I've still got bigger lils than the old woman. | 0:01:37 | 0:01:40 | |
-Lot of sugar in a smoothie, mate. -I had a sticky bun as well. | 0:01:40 | 0:01:44 | |
I had a little bacon roll. Sausage. You know, an egg. | 0:01:45 | 0:01:48 | |
It was only a little one. | 0:01:48 | 0:01:51 | |
-Hiya. -Hi. | 0:01:53 | 0:01:55 | |
Oh, lovely. | 0:01:55 | 0:01:56 | |
-Good job I've got some points saved. -You don't need to be on a diet. | 0:01:56 | 0:02:00 | |
-I'm not on a diet. -OK. | 0:02:00 | 0:02:03 | |
-I didn't know you were a baker. -Oh, it's nothing. | 0:02:03 | 0:02:06 | |
-Get your fingers out! -She bought it. | 0:02:06 | 0:02:09 | |
Could you go and tell Phil and Ben, 45 minutes, please? | 0:02:09 | 0:02:12 | |
-Can't you text them? -Just do it. | 0:02:12 | 0:02:15 | |
Bossy cow. | 0:02:15 | 0:02:17 | |
He's tired. Bless him. | 0:02:18 | 0:02:20 | |
The amount of weddings and funerals we've had, | 0:02:20 | 0:02:22 | |
there must be something in there. | 0:02:22 | 0:02:24 | |
Stace, look out the back. | 0:02:24 | 0:02:27 | |
Welcome home? | 0:02:27 | 0:02:28 | |
-Not too early for a glass of wine, is it? -No. | 0:02:28 | 0:02:31 | |
Relax. | 0:02:31 | 0:02:33 | |
We don't need Babe. We got this. It's just one little Italian night. | 0:02:33 | 0:02:36 | |
I know that. | 0:02:36 | 0:02:38 | |
You'll make yourself ill. | 0:02:38 | 0:02:40 | |
If I stop I will fall asleep standing up. | 0:02:40 | 0:02:42 | |
Since Mum left, I've been flat out 24/7. | 0:02:42 | 0:02:45 | |
I mean, my entire social life has hit the deck and died. | 0:02:45 | 0:02:47 | |
Oh, tell me about it. PHONE MESSAGE ALERT | 0:02:47 | 0:02:50 | |
And there's another gathering off my course I'm missing. | 0:02:50 | 0:02:52 | |
I have got exactly the same at the vets. | 0:02:52 | 0:02:55 | |
Tonight it's Jonah's birthday. | 0:02:55 | 0:02:57 | |
One with the girlfriend-not-good-enough, right? | 0:02:57 | 0:02:59 | |
Yeah. And there's this meal right, | 0:02:59 | 0:03:01 | |
and girlfriend-not-good-enough isn't going till later and everyone said | 0:03:01 | 0:03:05 | |
you could see that Jonah wanted me there. | 0:03:05 | 0:03:08 | |
The vets is like one big family, really. | 0:03:08 | 0:03:10 | |
We tell each other everything, | 0:03:10 | 0:03:11 | |
and this Christmas we bought the most massive tin of chocolates | 0:03:11 | 0:03:15 | |
and everyone knows what everyone else likes so we save them all. | 0:03:15 | 0:03:19 | |
I got like ten strawberry creams. | 0:03:19 | 0:03:22 | |
I mean, I like nut better, | 0:03:22 | 0:03:24 | |
but Baz also likes nut and she's the practice nurse so... | 0:03:24 | 0:03:28 | |
Oh, there'll be other times. | 0:03:30 | 0:03:32 | |
It's not like tonight would have been my special chance or anything, | 0:03:32 | 0:03:36 | |
cos there's always a party or a drink and I would totally be invited | 0:03:36 | 0:03:40 | |
to everything, but they all know I have two jobs. | 0:03:40 | 0:03:43 | |
Oh, I should have thought - Italian night. | 0:03:46 | 0:03:49 | |
Oh, it would have been perfect, wouldn't it? | 0:03:49 | 0:03:52 | |
-Jonah could have had his birthday meal here. -Yeah. | 0:03:52 | 0:03:54 | |
Just cos you work hard doesn't mean you can't be a fun person, Johnny. | 0:03:54 | 0:03:59 | |
I'm sorry if I hit a raw nerve, Shirley. | 0:04:05 | 0:04:07 | |
It was only meant to be a joke. | 0:04:07 | 0:04:09 | |
Depends on the joker that got her up the duff. | 0:04:09 | 0:04:12 | |
Baby showers are really American, aren't they? | 0:04:12 | 0:04:14 | |
Maybe a set of rainbow-coloured muslin squares and a keepsake box | 0:04:14 | 0:04:17 | |
aren't the top of Denise's priorities. | 0:04:17 | 0:04:19 | |
No. | 0:04:19 | 0:04:21 | |
No, I can't say. She said don't say. | 0:04:21 | 0:04:24 | |
They've taken her in for another scan. | 0:04:27 | 0:04:29 | |
-No. -Now? -Today? | 0:04:29 | 0:04:31 | |
-Why? -High blood pressure. Needs to be induced. | 0:04:31 | 0:04:35 | |
Possibility of... | 0:04:35 | 0:04:37 | |
Well, there's high risks, aren't there, being a geriatric mum? | 0:04:37 | 0:04:39 | |
Geriatric?! So insulting! | 0:04:39 | 0:04:42 | |
Inducing, that's when they put the... | 0:04:42 | 0:04:44 | |
Pessary thingy. Takes you from nothing into full-on contractions. | 0:04:44 | 0:04:47 | |
-I'd rather have a raspberry tea. -Curry. -Sex? | 0:04:47 | 0:04:49 | |
Oh, don't go there. I was nine days late with Shaki. | 0:04:49 | 0:04:53 | |
I was so scared of being induced, | 0:04:53 | 0:04:55 | |
I made Umar work his way through the entire Kama Sutra in a weekend. | 0:04:55 | 0:04:59 | |
Oh, how lovely. I bet he thought all his Christmases had come at once. | 0:04:59 | 0:05:03 | |
-He's a Muslim. -Yes, I do know that, Shirley. | 0:05:03 | 0:05:05 | |
I had so much water retention | 0:05:05 | 0:05:07 | |
I was like one of those toy Weebles we had as kids. | 0:05:07 | 0:05:11 | |
Well, we just wobbled. | 0:05:11 | 0:05:13 | |
And he never fell down. | 0:05:13 | 0:05:16 | |
No, Sharon. School night. Oh, go on, then. | 0:05:16 | 0:05:19 | |
Well, it's like Honey said, you hit a certain age, | 0:05:19 | 0:05:21 | |
and everything's just a bit slacker. | 0:05:21 | 0:05:23 | |
-Baby just drops out. -Speak for yourself! | 0:05:23 | 0:05:26 | |
Seriously, though, no wonder Denise was odd. | 0:05:26 | 0:05:29 | |
Hospital must have found a problem. and, I mean, at her age, | 0:05:29 | 0:05:31 | |
we all know that chances of... | 0:05:31 | 0:05:33 | |
-I'm not saying... -No, I know. | 0:05:34 | 0:05:37 | |
Janet is one of the very, very, best things that happened in my life. | 0:05:37 | 0:05:41 | |
It would have shown up, though, Down's Syndrome, wouldn't it? | 0:05:41 | 0:05:45 | |
No, not necessarily. | 0:05:45 | 0:05:46 | |
I'd have loved a little girl. | 0:05:46 | 0:05:48 | |
As a sister for Denny, not instead of, obviously. | 0:05:48 | 0:05:51 | |
-Obviously. -Or a little boy. Matching dungarees. | 0:05:51 | 0:05:55 | |
Was hard enough getting pregnant once | 0:05:55 | 0:05:57 | |
and now with all this going on with Phil. | 0:05:57 | 0:06:00 | |
Well, Sharon, statistically, | 0:06:00 | 0:06:02 | |
your biological clock's got to be pretty much near up. | 0:06:02 | 0:06:05 | |
I think you're right, Honey. | 0:06:05 | 0:06:07 | |
Some things are just not meant to be. | 0:06:07 | 0:06:09 | |
And some secrets are meant to be told. Who's the father, Carmel? | 0:06:09 | 0:06:13 | |
I don't know. | 0:06:13 | 0:06:14 | |
-You MUST know. -I don't know. | 0:06:14 | 0:06:16 | |
Oh, look, I've found a leaving banner. | 0:06:18 | 0:06:21 | |
-Give her another glass of wine. -Come on. Is it someone we know? | 0:06:21 | 0:06:24 | |
Of course it's someone we know! | 0:06:24 | 0:06:27 | |
I'm telling you, I really don't know. | 0:06:27 | 0:06:30 | |
Patrick. | 0:06:32 | 0:06:35 | |
How was the scan? | 0:06:35 | 0:06:36 | |
Why am I going to hang around after school just cos Hickey tells me to? | 0:06:38 | 0:06:41 | |
-Maybe cos he's our head of year. -It's nothing. | 0:06:41 | 0:06:43 | |
-It's got to be something. -Yeah. | 0:06:43 | 0:06:45 | |
He wants to shut his office door and tell me he fancies us, innit? | 0:06:45 | 0:06:49 | |
-Louise is going to be gutted. -Nah. | 0:06:49 | 0:06:52 | |
I told you, I'm not chirpsing Louise. She's frigid. | 0:06:52 | 0:06:56 | |
It's not a stitch, it's an hamstring. | 0:06:56 | 0:06:58 | |
Not in your belly, mate. | 0:06:58 | 0:07:00 | |
Look, last thing you need to worry about is hair dye. | 0:07:00 | 0:07:03 | |
-Yeah? -Yeah. -Look, you got to own this, Mick. | 0:07:03 | 0:07:06 | |
Right, look, my 40th, | 0:07:06 | 0:07:09 | |
last big bash before I met Kim. | 0:07:09 | 0:07:11 | |
Power boating down the Thames, ten of us. Major rush. | 0:07:11 | 0:07:16 | |
Caning it all night. | 0:07:16 | 0:07:18 | |
I even woke up at some girl's house in Surrey. | 0:07:18 | 0:07:21 | |
The rack on her made you look like a double A cup, mate. | 0:07:21 | 0:07:26 | |
-Legend. -Yeah, well, you know. | 0:07:26 | 0:07:28 | |
Look, you got to do something other than visit your missus | 0:07:28 | 0:07:30 | |
over the weekend though, right? | 0:07:30 | 0:07:33 | |
Yeah, I just don't think a birthday bash is appropriate right now, | 0:07:33 | 0:07:37 | |
you know what I mean? | 0:07:37 | 0:07:38 | |
Jack would love it. A few of the guys. | 0:07:38 | 0:07:41 | |
Poor guy looks like he could do with a good night out. | 0:07:41 | 0:07:44 | |
Do you know what, Vincent, we'll have a few boozes, all right. | 0:07:44 | 0:07:48 | |
-I'll see you later. -Yeah, see you. | 0:07:48 | 0:07:51 | |
Look, whatever you do for him, it's got to be on the small scale. | 0:07:58 | 0:08:02 | |
Right, so he does want something, then? Did he say that? | 0:08:02 | 0:08:05 | |
-Well, he's only 40 once, right? -Wicked. Thank you. -No worries. | 0:08:05 | 0:08:09 | |
See I told you. He DOES want something. | 0:08:09 | 0:08:12 | |
So, I don't know, let's do a buffet and I'll get the karaoke out, yeah? | 0:08:12 | 0:08:15 | |
Fine. | 0:08:15 | 0:08:17 | |
It's fine. I'm fine. | 0:08:25 | 0:08:26 | |
Fine - one of the most misleading words in the whole | 0:08:26 | 0:08:29 | |
of the English language. | 0:08:29 | 0:08:31 | |
-So what were they scanning her for then? -Oi, Gobalot! | 0:08:31 | 0:08:35 | |
My ankles being swollen ain't turned me deaf. | 0:08:35 | 0:08:37 | |
You know, with Carmel, you put a muzzle on it, | 0:08:37 | 0:08:39 | |
she'd still spill, you know. | 0:08:39 | 0:08:41 | |
-Denise, she was just worried about you. -Yes. | 0:08:41 | 0:08:44 | |
And it was a really good secret. | 0:08:44 | 0:08:46 | |
I've told you all the baby's healthy and well. | 0:08:46 | 0:08:48 | |
Yep, strong heartbeat. | 0:08:48 | 0:08:51 | |
When's that Michelle here then? | 0:08:51 | 0:08:52 | |
-It's nearly full term, so... -Libs. | 0:08:52 | 0:08:55 | |
What? | 0:08:55 | 0:08:57 | |
It's a bit small. | 0:09:01 | 0:09:03 | |
The midwife was right. | 0:09:03 | 0:09:05 | |
Well, you're a little bit small. | 0:09:05 | 0:09:07 | |
-They're going to induce her. -Oh. | 0:09:07 | 0:09:09 | |
It's got to come out at some point, ain't it? | 0:09:12 | 0:09:14 | |
Why don't you get the father to speed things up? | 0:09:14 | 0:09:16 | |
-Get him to pay you another visit. -What? | 0:09:16 | 0:09:19 | |
-Oh. -Classy. | 0:09:19 | 0:09:21 | |
Sorry, what's this obsession with my sex life all of a sudden? | 0:09:23 | 0:09:26 | |
Anyone would think you weren't getting any, Shirl. | 0:09:26 | 0:09:29 | |
Frankly, I'd rather have a cup of tea and a biscuit. | 0:09:29 | 0:09:32 | |
So any more questions? My favourite position? | 0:09:32 | 0:09:35 | |
My top ten lovers since 1997? | 0:09:35 | 0:09:38 | |
Do I look like I'm particularly gagging for it at the minute? | 0:09:38 | 0:09:41 | |
-So... -Well, really. | 0:09:43 | 0:09:45 | |
Is that the time? | 0:09:45 | 0:09:48 | |
Michelle will be there any minute. | 0:09:54 | 0:09:55 | |
And it'll be better if you give her the present yourself. | 0:09:55 | 0:09:58 | |
We'll find you a nice quiet corner to sit in. | 0:09:58 | 0:10:00 | |
I can't. | 0:10:00 | 0:10:01 | |
We won't make you drink that lemoncello stuff. | 0:10:01 | 0:10:03 | |
No, but I can't Ian, you see, cos Ethel, you know, Ethel esquire, she's missing. | 0:10:03 | 0:10:07 | |
And I got to do my Christian duty. | 0:10:07 | 0:10:10 | |
"To him what is afflicted, pity should be shewed from his friend", Ian. | 0:10:10 | 0:10:14 | |
What? | 0:10:14 | 0:10:15 | |
Job. | 0:10:15 | 0:10:16 | |
That is chapter six, verse 14. | 0:10:16 | 0:10:20 | |
That's it. | 0:10:31 | 0:10:32 | |
You do not ruin Michelle's last night. | 0:10:33 | 0:10:35 | |
Oh, you're telling me, are you? | 0:10:35 | 0:10:36 | |
Oh, come on, rein it in, Shirley. | 0:10:36 | 0:10:38 | |
How can you possibly know that Buster is the father of her baby? | 0:10:38 | 0:10:42 | |
Look at her. Denise. She's hiding something. | 0:10:42 | 0:10:46 | |
Yeah. Heartburn, probably. Braxton Hicks. | 0:10:46 | 0:10:50 | |
You know how uncomfortable it is in the last few days. | 0:10:50 | 0:10:52 | |
Sharon. It's so clear. Buster leaves. She leaves a gap. | 0:10:52 | 0:10:56 | |
Then suddenly, there it is - mysteriously pregnant. | 0:10:56 | 0:10:59 | |
Just because Buster's done a runner. | 0:10:59 | 0:11:02 | |
You didn't even like him in the end. | 0:11:02 | 0:11:04 | |
He was having it off with somebody round here, behind my back. | 0:11:04 | 0:11:06 | |
He admitted it to Mick. | 0:11:06 | 0:11:08 | |
What? | 0:11:08 | 0:11:09 | |
And this isn't about 'like'. This is about him taking the rise. | 0:11:09 | 0:11:13 | |
I mean, realistically, who else could it be? | 0:11:13 | 0:11:16 | |
Does Babe know what's happening in her kitchen? | 0:11:16 | 0:11:18 | |
No, cos she ain't here. | 0:11:18 | 0:11:19 | |
Why? | 0:11:19 | 0:11:21 | |
Well, Ian's got some nibbles that need warming and I can't even make myself heard in there. | 0:11:21 | 0:11:24 | |
Quite intimidating, ain't they, when you get a lot of them together? | 0:11:24 | 0:11:28 | |
Surprise! | 0:11:32 | 0:11:33 | |
So yeah, me and Matt ended up staying at Luke's, | 0:11:36 | 0:11:38 | |
had about two hours' sleep before uni, it was not ideal! | 0:11:38 | 0:11:42 | |
I never knew you were so popular! | 0:11:42 | 0:11:44 | |
Mm! There's lots you don't know! | 0:11:44 | 0:11:46 | |
Johnny! | 0:11:46 | 0:11:47 | |
"Calm down", you said. "In the bag" you said. | 0:11:47 | 0:11:49 | |
A gathering, in the kitchen? | 0:11:49 | 0:11:51 | |
Did you ever even do your health and safety? | 0:11:51 | 0:11:53 | |
Word must have spread. | 0:11:53 | 0:11:55 | |
We are running seriously behind here. | 0:11:55 | 0:11:57 | |
All right, I'm on it. OK, I am, all right. Sorry. | 0:11:57 | 0:12:00 | |
Oh, give the man a break, will ya? | 0:12:00 | 0:12:03 | |
How hard can it be to knock up a plate of pasta? | 0:12:03 | 0:12:06 | |
You got to learn to chill out, love. | 0:12:06 | 0:12:07 | |
You know that this is Babe all over - | 0:12:09 | 0:12:11 | |
gets me to do all the leg work and then takes full credit. | 0:12:11 | 0:12:14 | |
And timing is at the heart of good cooking, 'love'. | 0:12:14 | 0:12:17 | |
Abs, Abs! Get off his back. | 0:12:17 | 0:12:21 | |
You know, I got to say, Abs, I think you would be a lot happier | 0:12:21 | 0:12:25 | |
if you stopped trying to control everything, | 0:12:25 | 0:12:28 | |
making everything in your life fit to some unwritten down timetable. | 0:12:28 | 0:12:33 | |
Right... You're right. | 0:12:35 | 0:12:38 | |
I'm, er, going to Jonah's Party. | 0:12:38 | 0:12:40 | |
No, no, you can't. | 0:12:40 | 0:12:42 | |
We write down a timetable so everyone knows where they're at, Ben. | 0:12:42 | 0:12:45 | |
No silly mistakes, no missing something vital, | 0:12:45 | 0:12:48 | |
like the fact you're gay...or whatever. | 0:12:48 | 0:12:50 | |
So, excuse me. | 0:12:52 | 0:12:54 | |
Here is the timetable - the pasta's already been on too long, | 0:12:54 | 0:12:58 | |
the salads ain't made and your pizza dough's gone soggy. | 0:12:58 | 0:13:01 | |
Good luck(!) | 0:13:01 | 0:13:02 | |
I think I've got a migraine. | 0:13:03 | 0:13:05 | |
Hey, hey. It's cool. It's all cool. | 0:13:05 | 0:13:07 | |
MUSIC STOPS | 0:13:07 | 0:13:08 | |
What is it? | 0:13:17 | 0:13:18 | |
Ah, it's a frog bag! | 0:13:21 | 0:13:22 | |
It's never a frog bag. | 0:13:22 | 0:13:23 | |
Auntie Pauline used to have one on the kitchen door! | 0:13:23 | 0:13:25 | |
Oh, bless her. Dot must've got a whole load from 1984. | 0:13:25 | 0:13:28 | |
Did she say she was going to come in later? | 0:13:28 | 0:13:30 | |
She can't make it. She's gone and got her torch out and she's gone off on one of her | 0:13:30 | 0:13:33 | |
Christian missions. | 0:13:33 | 0:13:35 | |
Your flight is actually tomorrow, ain't it? | 0:13:35 | 0:13:37 | |
I know you said "this week", but then what with you making so many calls, I didn't know if... | 0:13:37 | 0:13:41 | |
Ah. She's changed her mind! | 0:13:41 | 0:13:44 | |
Like I say - take the girl out the East End... | 0:13:44 | 0:13:46 | |
So glad you were well enough to come, Phil. Wise words! | 0:13:46 | 0:13:50 | |
It's like Peggy is right here and walking among us. | 0:13:50 | 0:13:53 | |
Honestly? | 0:13:54 | 0:13:55 | |
You're completely right. | 0:13:55 | 0:13:57 | |
I just didn't want to make a fuss. | 0:13:57 | 0:13:58 | |
Was going to slip away tomorrow morning. | 0:13:58 | 0:14:01 | |
Sorry to disappoint but the flight is booked and paid for. | 0:14:01 | 0:14:04 | |
Mark and Tim are both coming to pick me up from Pensacola airport. | 0:14:04 | 0:14:08 | |
Lucky old Timothy. | 0:14:08 | 0:14:09 | |
You had enough? | 0:14:10 | 0:14:12 | |
About a fortnight ago. | 0:14:12 | 0:14:13 | |
Phil! | 0:14:13 | 0:14:14 | |
What my brother ever saw in your best mate, I don't know. | 0:14:14 | 0:14:17 | |
Well, it's true what they say, ain't it? | 0:14:17 | 0:14:19 | |
Absence does make the heart grow fonder, eh, Billy? | 0:14:19 | 0:14:22 | |
Don't you believe it. Nothing'll have been ironed. | 0:14:23 | 0:14:26 | |
No-one will have thought to have unpacked the dishwasher or refill the ice dispenser. | 0:14:26 | 0:14:31 | |
Goodness(!) | 0:14:31 | 0:14:32 | |
I will spend the first five days I am back tidying up | 0:14:32 | 0:14:35 | |
cos the cleaners never do as thorough a job as you do yourself, | 0:14:35 | 0:14:38 | |
never mind the gardeners. | 0:14:38 | 0:14:39 | |
You've got a cleaner? | 0:14:39 | 0:14:41 | |
Is it a ride-on mower? We had a friend had a ride-on mower. | 0:14:41 | 0:14:44 | |
And a hot tub. | 0:14:44 | 0:14:45 | |
No, no... | 0:14:45 | 0:14:46 | |
We've just... | 0:14:46 | 0:14:48 | |
put a lot of time into our house over the years, that's all. | 0:14:48 | 0:14:51 | |
I had a hot tub. | 0:14:51 | 0:14:53 | |
It was a bit of a squeeze when the back gate and the back door was open... | 0:14:53 | 0:14:57 | |
But there's more room in America, ain't there? Everyone's got a big house. | 0:14:57 | 0:15:01 | |
Yeah. And a gun. And a ranch... | 0:15:01 | 0:15:04 | |
Just like everyone in London's met the Queen. | 0:15:04 | 0:15:07 | |
I'll tell you what, though, your mum would crucify you for having a cleaner. | 0:15:07 | 0:15:10 | |
Least of my faults. | 0:15:11 | 0:15:13 | |
Why? What you done? | 0:15:13 | 0:15:14 | |
Stayed away too long. | 0:15:18 | 0:15:19 | |
Don't you go leaving it another 20 years till you come back, though. | 0:15:19 | 0:15:23 | |
No, the life you've made, Mum would be proud of you. | 0:15:23 | 0:15:25 | |
We all are. I'll get some drinks, shall I? | 0:15:25 | 0:15:28 | |
Move on. | 0:15:34 | 0:15:36 | |
Girls like her don't stay at our sixth form, anyhow. | 0:15:36 | 0:15:38 | |
September, she will be messing about at art college, wherever... | 0:15:38 | 0:15:42 | |
What have I told you? | 0:15:42 | 0:15:43 | |
No hanging about in the pub. | 0:15:43 | 0:15:45 | |
All right, Mum, OK, I'm not four. No need to make a big deal. | 0:15:45 | 0:15:48 | |
Yes, Mrs Kazemi. Sorry, Mrs Kazemi. | 0:15:48 | 0:15:50 | |
Come on, Community Centre might be open... | 0:15:50 | 0:15:52 | |
Oh. Charmer. | 0:15:52 | 0:15:54 | |
You want to take a leaf. | 0:15:54 | 0:15:56 | |
OK. | 0:15:56 | 0:15:58 | |
Lemonade and a lasagne, then it's revision. | 0:15:58 | 0:16:01 | |
You can't start too early. | 0:16:01 | 0:16:04 | |
My mum's right there! | 0:16:12 | 0:16:14 | |
..going straight through there, there's an alleyway through there. | 0:16:14 | 0:16:17 | |
What was he thinking? | 0:16:17 | 0:16:18 | |
This never would have happened if Linda was here. | 0:16:18 | 0:16:21 | |
Trying too hard. | 0:16:21 | 0:16:22 | |
It's just excuses, though, Mum. | 0:16:22 | 0:16:24 | |
It's like, when are my sons going to learn to man-up and step-up? | 0:16:24 | 0:16:28 | |
What? | 0:16:28 | 0:16:30 | |
Just talking about this, you know, | 0:16:31 | 0:16:34 | |
I-tie night we're meant to be having, you know, Johnny, | 0:16:34 | 0:16:36 | |
giving it all the "live like a native" spiel. | 0:16:36 | 0:16:39 | |
I'll have to go and get Babe, won't I? | 0:16:39 | 0:16:41 | |
Well, if you want to spend your time looking after Sylvie... | 0:16:41 | 0:16:45 | |
Tina ain't been nowhere since before Christmas. | 0:16:45 | 0:16:47 | |
She's gone to try this taekwondo. | 0:16:47 | 0:16:50 | |
And Babe's going to charge you double. | 0:16:50 | 0:16:53 | |
You keep jumping in to cover for them, | 0:16:53 | 0:16:55 | |
your boys ain't going to learn any responsibility about anything. | 0:16:55 | 0:16:59 | |
Yeah, well, we ain't all like Buster, are we? | 0:16:59 | 0:17:02 | |
Johnny has promised us Italian food. | 0:17:02 | 0:17:04 | |
Let's wait and see what he's got, eh? | 0:17:06 | 0:17:08 | |
Yeah... | 0:17:10 | 0:17:13 | |
MICROWAVE PINGS | 0:17:21 | 0:17:22 | |
There... | 0:17:22 | 0:17:24 | |
It's fine, they'll love it. | 0:17:24 | 0:17:25 | |
Champagne, please, Trace. | 0:17:27 | 0:17:28 | |
OK. I'll text you my mobile number. | 0:17:28 | 0:17:30 | |
If we can't have champagne on your last night, when can we? | 0:17:30 | 0:17:33 | |
-No, no, no, let me get it. -Don't be silly, it's fine. | 0:17:33 | 0:17:35 | |
Three bottles. To start with. | 0:17:35 | 0:17:37 | |
Please. | 0:17:37 | 0:17:38 | |
You sure you don't want me to call Dot? | 0:17:39 | 0:17:42 | |
No. | 0:17:42 | 0:17:43 | |
But I'm worried about her, Chelle. Serious, massive concerns. | 0:17:43 | 0:17:46 | |
No, you are not. | 0:17:46 | 0:17:47 | |
No. But can't you stay another few days? | 0:17:47 | 0:17:50 | |
What? After this send-off? And presents. | 0:17:50 | 0:17:53 | |
Please. | 0:17:53 | 0:17:54 | |
And your husband don't like me. | 0:17:54 | 0:17:56 | |
Well, my husband doesn't like anyone who's not a Mitchell. | 0:17:56 | 0:17:59 | |
He don't like the Mitchells half the time - what's left of them. | 0:17:59 | 0:18:02 | |
And since when have we let a little thing like | 0:18:04 | 0:18:07 | |
a man get in the way of friendship, huh? | 0:18:07 | 0:18:09 | |
You don't need me, Sharon. | 0:18:12 | 0:18:13 | |
I don't need cake but it makes life nicer, don't it? | 0:18:13 | 0:18:16 | |
When did we get so grown-up? | 0:18:17 | 0:18:19 | |
We done all right, ain't we? | 0:18:19 | 0:18:22 | |
We're survivors, Sharon. | 0:18:22 | 0:18:25 | |
Oh, yeah(!) | 0:18:25 | 0:18:26 | |
BOTH CHUCKLE | 0:18:26 | 0:18:28 | |
Are you having a laugh? | 0:18:31 | 0:18:32 | |
What is this? | 0:18:32 | 0:18:34 | |
Don't know if I'm supposed to eat it or wash up with it. | 0:18:34 | 0:18:37 | |
You get a bit twice the size on the high street. | 0:18:37 | 0:18:39 | |
Yeah, and half the price. | 0:18:39 | 0:18:41 | |
Lee, come here. | 0:18:41 | 0:18:43 | |
Dear, oh, dear. What a disaster. | 0:18:43 | 0:18:45 | |
Poor Babe will have heart failure. | 0:18:45 | 0:18:48 | |
If I wanted to eat microwave muck, | 0:18:48 | 0:18:50 | |
I'd have stayed at home and made Billy cook. | 0:18:50 | 0:18:53 | |
Yeah. What? | 0:18:53 | 0:18:54 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:18:56 | 0:18:58 | |
It's fine. | 0:18:58 | 0:18:59 | |
I can still manage to go to the toilet on my own. | 0:18:59 | 0:19:02 | |
Right, let's be straight... | 0:19:02 | 0:19:05 | |
it's a joke, innit, so I've got something special planned for | 0:19:05 | 0:19:08 | |
you mob, don't you worry about that... | 0:19:08 | 0:19:11 | |
ALL CHUCKLE | 0:19:11 | 0:19:12 | |
ALL CHATTER | 0:19:14 | 0:19:18 | |
Ethel? | 0:19:18 | 0:19:20 | |
Ethel esquire? | 0:19:22 | 0:19:24 | |
Have you found your own way back? | 0:19:27 | 0:19:30 | |
Oh, dear. | 0:19:45 | 0:19:47 | |
Ethel...? | 0:19:56 | 0:19:57 | |
Ethel esquire? | 0:19:58 | 0:20:00 | |
DOG BARKS IN DISTANCE | 0:20:00 | 0:20:02 | |
CHEERING | 0:20:05 | 0:20:07 | |
To old friends! | 0:20:07 | 0:20:08 | |
And new ones. | 0:20:08 | 0:20:09 | |
Where is Michelle? | 0:20:09 | 0:20:11 | |
Denise... | 0:20:40 | 0:20:41 | |
You had an affair. | 0:20:45 | 0:20:48 | |
What? | 0:20:48 | 0:20:49 | |
With Buster. | 0:20:49 | 0:20:51 | |
I actually just need to take a wee, so... | 0:20:51 | 0:20:54 | |
The father of your baby. | 0:20:54 | 0:20:55 | |
Whoa. What? | 0:20:55 | 0:20:57 | |
Did you think I wouldn't work it out? | 0:20:57 | 0:21:00 | |
I know, Denise. | 0:21:00 | 0:21:01 | |
All those meetings about CostMart, that was just a cover-up, wasn't it? | 0:21:02 | 0:21:07 | |
And then I wa... | 0:21:07 | 0:21:09 | |
I was telling you all about him, telling you what I thought, | 0:21:11 | 0:21:15 | |
when all the time you two were having sex! | 0:21:15 | 0:21:18 | |
Shirley... | 0:21:26 | 0:21:28 | |
I've got a bladder the size of a walnut. | 0:21:29 | 0:21:32 | |
So, if you want me to piddle all over this floor, | 0:21:32 | 0:21:34 | |
you just carry on blocking that door. | 0:21:34 | 0:21:37 | |
DENISE SIGHS | 0:21:48 | 0:21:50 | |
Have a bit of thought, will you. Run a tap or something. | 0:21:50 | 0:21:53 | |
I do know that I wasn't very nice to him... | 0:22:01 | 0:22:04 | |
Tell you that, did he? Pillow talk? | 0:22:07 | 0:22:11 | |
Tell you that I was a hard-faced cow? | 0:22:11 | 0:22:13 | |
Yeah, well, maybe I am. But... | 0:22:13 | 0:22:15 | |
He didn't deserve "nice". | 0:22:18 | 0:22:19 | |
He was selfish. | 0:22:22 | 0:22:23 | |
Selfish man that was only happy when he was centre of attention. | 0:22:24 | 0:22:27 | |
And now he's done a bunk, but you'd know all about that, wouldn't you? | 0:22:27 | 0:22:31 | |
Selfish. | 0:22:33 | 0:22:34 | |
Hev... She sussed him years ago. | 0:22:36 | 0:22:40 | |
And you know what Hev was like, when... | 0:22:42 | 0:22:44 | |
Oh, please. | 0:22:44 | 0:22:46 | |
You know that Heather weren't the only mate you've ever had, you know. | 0:22:48 | 0:22:52 | |
I did not sleep with Buster! | 0:22:55 | 0:22:58 | |
I wouldn't. | 0:23:03 | 0:23:05 | |
Anyway, you can think what you want, cos, you know what? | 0:23:09 | 0:23:12 | |
I've got enough stuff on my mind. | 0:23:12 | 0:23:13 | |
And it actually ain't any of your business. | 0:23:13 | 0:23:16 | |
Like what? | 0:23:16 | 0:23:17 | |
What's the secret...? Cos I know there is one. | 0:23:21 | 0:23:24 | |
If you're not covering for Buster, then... | 0:23:26 | 0:23:29 | |
..who is the father? | 0:23:30 | 0:23:31 | |
It was just a one-night stand. | 0:23:44 | 0:23:46 | |
SHIRLEY SCOFFS | 0:23:46 | 0:23:48 | |
You know what, you're really not that interesting. | 0:23:48 | 0:23:53 | |
But don't come to me when you need a baby-sitter. | 0:23:53 | 0:23:56 | |
Yeah? | 0:23:56 | 0:23:57 | |
Or you want to have a coffee and a chat and a laugh, because you're | 0:23:57 | 0:24:00 | |
fed up being up to your eyeballs in breast pads and dirty nappies! | 0:24:00 | 0:24:04 | |
That's another thing Hev always said, | 0:24:05 | 0:24:08 | |
when you have a true mate, you cut the bull! | 0:24:08 | 0:24:11 | |
Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! | 0:24:11 | 0:24:14 | |
I'm not going to need any of that! | 0:24:18 | 0:24:20 | |
Why not? | 0:24:21 | 0:24:23 | |
DENISE SOBS | 0:24:26 | 0:24:27 | |
You don't have to cry about it. | 0:24:27 | 0:24:29 | |
No. | 0:24:32 | 0:24:34 | |
No, I don't. | 0:24:35 | 0:24:36 | |
It's just...hormones. | 0:24:36 | 0:24:38 | |
You got to promise me... | 0:24:51 | 0:24:53 | |
Promise me you don't say anything. | 0:24:53 | 0:24:57 | |
Swear it, Shirley, because...I'm trusting you. | 0:24:57 | 0:25:01 | |
I swear. | 0:25:08 | 0:25:09 | |
It's Phil's. | 0:25:14 | 0:25:16 | |
It's Phil Mitchell's son. | 0:25:19 | 0:25:21 | |
You're carrying his boy? | 0:25:26 | 0:25:27 | |
But, when? | 0:25:32 | 0:25:33 | |
I mean he's been at death's door, I mean, what the hell? | 0:25:35 | 0:25:38 | |
God, he's a tart...! | 0:25:38 | 0:25:40 | |
Do you want to talk to me about this? | 0:25:45 | 0:25:47 | |
Yes. Yes. | 0:25:47 | 0:25:49 | |
Yeah, but I can't. I can't. | 0:25:51 | 0:25:55 | |
Not now... | 0:25:55 | 0:25:57 | |
Shirley, I know that you and Phil - you've got history. | 0:25:57 | 0:26:00 | |
But... | 0:26:00 | 0:26:02 | |
You've got to keep it buttoned, you cannot tell anyone. | 0:26:02 | 0:26:05 | |
You swore. You can't say anything. Not yet. | 0:26:05 | 0:26:09 | |
The grief.... | 0:26:11 | 0:26:13 | |
Well, you get it now. | 0:26:16 | 0:26:17 | |
This is seriously complicated, Shirley. | 0:26:21 | 0:26:24 | |
Can you imagine how Phil... | 0:26:25 | 0:26:27 | |
You just... You gotta let me just get through this next bit... | 0:26:32 | 0:26:37 | |
the way that I want to. | 0:26:37 | 0:26:39 | |
Please. | 0:26:41 | 0:26:42 | |
DISTANT LAUGHTER | 0:27:13 | 0:27:17 |