23/01/2017 EastEnders


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You all right, Jay? Cold enough for you, mate?

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Here, what's that saying about a chill wind bringing no good?

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-No idea, mate. No idea.

-Ill wind, isn't it? Ill wind.

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Jay, what you doing lunchtime?

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My wheelchair keeps sticking, and Ben's too busy to do it.

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-There's a tenner in it for you.

-Yeah, all right. Go on, then.

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While you're here, you couldn't help me with some boxes, could you? I got a delivery coming.

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For a tenner? Do I look that desperate for the money? Thanks(!)

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All right, mate?

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Been a while since I've seen stalls as old as these.

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Yeah? It's the best market in the East End, mate.

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Come on, then - King Edwards. Good for roasting, good for mashing!

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You're early.

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Just been taking in the sights.

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Let's go to my office.

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Still worrying about Kim?

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Oh, come on. Maybe she didn't mean it.

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-You don't say that someone is dead to you and not mean it.

-Well...

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All right, look, she's had the whole weekend to think about it so I'm sure...

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And she still hasn't been in contact.

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Because she'll be embarrassed.

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-I'll tell you what, if you go over there and talk to her...

-No. No.

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She's hurt me.

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More than she's ever hurt me, and that's saying something.

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And if she's regretting it, then she can say so.

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Maybe I'll forgive her.

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Maybe I won't.

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Seriously, that is the best news in ages.

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I'm really excited for you both!

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I will. I promise.

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I love you, too!

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OK, bye. Bye.

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-Guess what!

-Guess?

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I've been right here listening to you screech down the phone all excited.

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I don't know. I'm guessing your brother proposed to his girlfriend.

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So, he took her to this park, right, full of sculptures,

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cos Helen likes that sort of thing. Anyway,

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he got down on one knee, she started to cry and then he cried.

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I'm just really happy for him. He's turned his life round, you know?

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What?

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Nothing. It's just, your brother's making everything work and I'm not.

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-I never said that.

-No, but that's what you meant.

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No. I didn't mean it. It's true.

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You know, Ryan - he come out of prison,

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he got himself a really good job and now he's happy. So...

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-He said we can go up there and celebrate with them.

-To Wakefield?

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Yeah. We could make a weekend of it. Get away. It'll do us good.

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Sounds expensive.

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He said he'd pay for the train.

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-Oh, so we're a charity case now, are we?

-Look,

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you don't earn that much as it is, and the rent here is expensive.

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Please, Lee! I want to go and see Ryan.

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-I just want something nice to happen!

-I'm trying my best, OK, Whit?

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Why do you think I'm going off to work every day?

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You said you were going to support me, not have a go at me.

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How am I having a go at you?

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DOOR CLOSES

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-All right?

-Mmm.

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Phil throwing you out again?

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Yeah, something like that.

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Oh, look, here's one for me. 12,000.

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12 grand a year! How are people supposed to afford that?

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That's 12 grand a week. In Chelsea.

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Can you imagine having that much money you can blow 12 grand a week?

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-Well, bet they ain't happy.

-Well, I would be.

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Listen, I WAS really ill, you know.

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I didn't just call in sick cos I couldn't face it.

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Yeah, yeah, I know.

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It was horrible, though, Jay. Really hard.

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Burying Auntie Peg was bad enough, but Ronnie AND Roxy...

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I dunno how Les managed it with Paul.

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I spent the whole weekend wondering, "Do I really want this job?"

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But someone's got to do it, haven't they?

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Talking of which, we've got a pick-up come in this morning.

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Other side of the Olympic Park.

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I said I'd look at Donna's wheelchair for her lunchtime.

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We'll be back way before then.

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In the meantime, let's hope no-one else we know dies before the end of the month, eh?

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Come on.

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I'm really sorry to let you down, Kath.

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OK. Thanks. Bye.

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-You ill?

-I've pulled a sickie.

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-I've won a competition!

-What you won?

-It better be cash.

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-No, I've won a photo.

-Who of?

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It hasn't been taken yet. I-It...

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It's a mother-daughter thing.

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You know, you have to go into the studio and you get your photo taken.

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Don't sound much of a prize. Have fun.

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I LOVE having my photo taken.

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A fella asked me to do some modelling once. Paid me a quid.

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-It's not just me and Mum going.

-Get stuffed.

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Oh, please, Shirley! You didn't get me a Christmas present this year.

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Do I look photogenic?

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-It'll really mean a lot to me.

-No!

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-Do you think he's heard?

-Who?

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Travis! Do you think Keegan told him the stuff I was texting?

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I doubt it. He's hardly going to admit pretending to be him.

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I thought we were getting, like, close,

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and all that time, it weren't even him.

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Hi.

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You lost your voice? SHE LAUGHS

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Mmm!

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I should have said "hi". Did you hear that? He said "hi" and I said nothing.

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I think you should tell him about Keegan.

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-No!

-He might have a go at him. Louise, this is identity theft

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-and you can not let him get away with it.

-I don't want him knowing!

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It's bad enough I went round telling everyone I was meeting him.

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If he finds out I like him...

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-Oh, I hate Keegan and his mates.

-Me too.

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You know Shaks was with him, right?

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No.

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Yeah. He stood there laughing at me with the rest of them!

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Argh!

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Shame it weren't an open locker. Could've been your coffin.

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Could've buried you with your dead aunts.

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You know what?

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Why don't you text Travis, tell him how upset you are?

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-Oh, wait.

-You're pathetic!

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And you're a desperate, fat little girl!

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Have a nice day. You wrap up, yeah?

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Martin!

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-All right?

-Yeah.

-What have you done with Arthur?

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He's at a birthday party.

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Listen, one of the mums was just saying there's talk of the market being moved.

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-This... This market?

-Yeah.

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She was asking me because she knows you've got a stall,

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like, you'd already know.

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Kush, have you heard anything about this market being moved?

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-No.

-Dunno. Maybe she got it wrong.

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Or we're being kept in the dark.

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Mum's all ready to go.

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All you got to do is come to the studio and sit down.

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I ain't asking you to smile or anything.

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I don't do photos.

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It's exactly why I want you to come.

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Sonia used to have albums of photos of her and her mum and her family,

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all of them when they were growing up. I've never had anything like that.

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What if I promise not to frame it, yeah, or show it to no-one?

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I'll just leave it in a drawer,

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and get it out when no-one else is watching.

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-I'm not going to get any peace, am I?

-None.

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That photographer better not ask me to smile.

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I won't let him, I promise! I love you!

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Bit early for lunch.

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You can eat my lamb curry any time of day.

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You're a big boy - you need the protein.

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What do you want? And think very carefully before you answer that.

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What I want...is for you to talk to Kim.

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She listens to you.

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-No.

-No what?

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No. I'm not going to talk to her about Denise.

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She's made her mind up and it's nothing to do with me.

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And I respect her too much for that.

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But she's in the wrong - I mean, surely you can see that -

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to turn her back on her sister.

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What?

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Cos you're the expert on turning your back on people,

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including your daughters.

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Change the record! OK, I get it, I was the world's worst mother!

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No, you was. But Denise has now taken that title from you.

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You need to get off your high horse.

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And you need to start packing your bags.

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Oh, so now you're throwing me out?

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You see the woman you were fool enough to marry?

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Don't be talking to my husband. Don't be doing that.

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Look, go and pack your bags.

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And maybe your precious Denise can take you in!

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OK, I'll go. But in my own time.

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I promised I'd read to my little granddaughter.

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Look, just save it.

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Better still, take your book over to Denise's and read to your grandson.

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Oh, wait. You can't do that any more, can you?

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SHE SIGHS

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What you said about respecting me.

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-You knew I was stood behind you, didn't you?

-Absolutely.

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But between us...

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emotions run high. Things can get said.

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They can easily get unsaid, too.

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It's cold enough to freeze the carrot off a snowman.

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-TINA GASPS Where you going?

-Kathy!

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-Kathy. Kathy. Kathy.

-Hiya. How's Tina?

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-Not good. It's coming out of both ends.

-Oh, dear.

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Yeah. She couldn't make it to the lav this morning.

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She had to throw all her clothes away that she had on.

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But I mean, don't say nothing to her, cos I don't want to embarrass her.

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-No, well, I hope she gets better soon.

-We all do.

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I mean, that's why I've brought the mother out.

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Whatever's in her guts, ugh! It stinks, it's putrid.

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Er...right.

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I hate you. That was not funny!

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Believe me, it was.

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Where we going?

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-To have our photo done.

-Yeah?

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These are the ones that Linda wanted to look at.

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Oh, ta, babe. I'll take them over this weekend.

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She's doing up Elaine's bedroom. Cheer the old girl up a bit.

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PHONE PLAYS 7 Years by Lukas Graham

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You going to answer that, or just planning on torturing my eardrums?

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SONG STOPS It's Lee. We had a bit of a row.

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Ryan got engaged, so I said it would be nice if we went up to Wakefield and celebrated with him.

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What, and he don't fancy it?

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Mick, he don't want to do nothing no more.

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He just sits there moping about, moaning about his job all the time.

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Did you, um... Did you mention about his payslip?

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No, I thought it best not to.

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And to be honest, I can't face it right now.

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But I'm telling you, something's got to change, cos I... I can't go on any more.

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Why don't you just tell him you're both going to Wakefield - end of?

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It's not just that. It's everything.

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I feel like we've been married for over 50 years.

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It shouldn't be like that. It's not fair.

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Listen.

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No, just...don't. You'll just make me worse.

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I'm going to go into town, and I'm going to get Ryan an engagement present.

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-OK.

-See you later.

-I'll see you later.

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There's no point in getting worried until we know for definite.

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-It's just a rumour.

-What? Like the rumour they were closing Spring Lane?

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Look how that ended! Are you sure your mum said nothing?

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I've said, no.

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I saw her earlier with a bloke in a suit.

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Why aren't you on your stalls?

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Never mind that. Who was you talking to earlier?

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Suit? You took him off to your office.

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Oh. No-one.

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Martin's heard a rumour that the market's being moved.

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-Why would the market be moved?

-See? Told you.

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I mean, I'd be the first to know, wouldn't I?

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Just because there's a rumour... It'll be nothing. No point worrying.

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You do know something.

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No, I've said. I don't know anything.

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I've been sworn to secrecy.

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-I don't believe it!

-So, who was this bloke? What was he - council?

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-I can't say.

-Yes, you can! This ain't right.

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We're going to have to have a meeting. Hey! You lot, listen up.

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They are planning on moving this market.

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So we are going to have an emergency meeting in the Vic.

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-Where's my daughter?

-In the sitting room.

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-My bag's outside.

-But...

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-She's thrown me out!

-Er, what?

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She can't bear hearing some home truths.

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Can't stand the fact that I'm on your side.

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Sitting up there in her big house, looking down her nose at all of us!

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No change, then?

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-DOOR CLOSES

-At least I can rely on you. And Libby.

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You won't even know I'm here. Quiet as a mouse.

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Patrick, be a diamond and take my case up to my room.

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-I'll help you.

-Thanks.

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All weekend I've been waiting for some kind of remorse,

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some sign of regret.

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Nothing. I'm sorry.

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Don't be. If that's how she really feels, there's nothing I can do about it, is there?

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Maybe if I was really dead, she'd forgive me.

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Don't talk like that.

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You don't mind me coming over here, do you?

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Oh, no, course not. Just please go easy on Patrick, yeah?

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-This is his house.

-Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Right, I better get off to the library but I'll be back soon.

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-Just...make yourself comfortable.

-Right.

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Oh, Denise.

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You were always my favourite.

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-Mick, you all right?

-All right, Max?

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-Don't usually see you here in the afternoon. What do you want, orange juice?

-Yeah, lovely.

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I've just been helping Jack sort his bedrooms out. He's got his mother-in-law moving in.

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Don't talk to me about mother-in-laws.

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Honestly, every time I think my one's getting better, she bowls over again.

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Starting to think I'm never going to see my L again.

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-Lovely, cheers.

-Tell you what - I'll treat you to that, son.

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Cheers.

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Nothing has been decided yet. It's still in the planning stages.

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You're planning stuff without telling us!

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If it does go ahead, it might not be a bad idea.

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-Course it will!

-Where are they moving us to?

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They don't know if the move's going ahead yet.

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-It's all tied in with the proposed rail links.

-Course it is.

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All I do know is they're looking at the old flower market on Tipton Street.

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That's miles away!

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The idea is a covered market.

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Yeah, exactly, and they're going to triple our pitch fees.

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Well, the stalls will be bigger and you'll have better facilities.

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I can barely afford to pay the pitch fees to Ian here!

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-So, that guy in the suit...

-Yeah, one of my council contacts.

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-He wanted to talk me through the layout.

-Yeah!

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I get that you're anxious but I do think that you are overreacting.

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Nothing is set in stone.

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Whose side are you on, Carmel - ours or the council's?

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Or her own? This little council contact of yours -

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-is he bunging you a few quid, is he?

-That's out of order!

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You are way out of line, Martin!

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The first I heard about this was this morning.

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You know how much this market means to me.

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The fact they are talking about moving it

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shows how much they're invested in it. It is a thriving market.

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OK, well, let's see what it's like, then, when it's not thriving - cos I say we go on strike.

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What's the point of that? You're self-employed.

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We've got to show the council that we're not prepared just to be moved.

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Who's with me?

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I can't afford to not work.

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Yeah, come on, you're overreacting a little bit.

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Because I'm not prepared to just sit here, eh?

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Fine. You lot just stay and stick your heads in the sand.

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I ain't.

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-Think you're big?

-What?

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Following Keegan around, desperate to be a part of his gang.

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He's a year younger than you!

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-Do you have any idea how pathetic that makes you?

-It wasn't my idea to trick Louise.

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Well, you were in on it.

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You're scared of him.

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-Admit it.

-No, I'm not.

-You so are. And don't try and talk to me again.

-But...

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-PA SYSTEM:

-'Can I have your attention, please?

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'As you know, the water supply is broken

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'and the school will now be closing for the rest of the day.'

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Bex, you hear that?

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An extra half day for you to get some practice in for your music exam.

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What about that little nurse, eh?

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What?

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That care assistant.

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Come on, you must have noticed her giving you the eye.

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She fancied you.

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She's got good taste, then, ain't she?

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You should have asked her out on a date.

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-I should have asked her out on a date?

-Yep.

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Why, is that what you did when you were my age?

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"All right, darling, want to go out on a date?"

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Yeah, all right. Whatever it is you say to them these days.

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She was well pretty, though.

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-Well,

-I

-couldn't ask her out, could I?

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Why not?

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Oh, come on, Jay! She was well over 16.

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Yeah...

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What's the point?

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Cos if I fancy her, or another bird, I'm going to have to tell them, aren't I?

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Are you?

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Suppose...she had a younger sister,

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or she was a single mum.

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And even if she hadn't, I wouldn't want to be lying, would I?

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You know, I just got to face it, that...

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Well, I'm never going to have a relationship.

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If this is how my life's meant to be,

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I'm better off six feet under with Ronnie and Roxy.

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I just don't get why you're packing up the stall.

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Stace, I've told you! I'm making a stand.

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Against what? You said it yourself - nothing's been decided yet.

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That could take weeks, Martin.

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What you going to do - not work for weeks? We need the money.

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Exactly. That's why I've got to do something.

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Cos if I don't, we're never going to have any money.

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My family have sold fruit and veg outside the Vic for over 70 years.

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Yes, I know that, Martin, but maybe this is a chance to expand.

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When have I ever said I wanted to expand?

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-You used to have the wholesaler's.

-Yeah, and I hated it.

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I want to be out there, don't I? Part of it all.

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-I know, Martin, but...

-But what?

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You know nothing about it, Stace!

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-Yes, I do. I used to have a stall myself.

-For what - five minutes?

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I don't know why you're taking it out on me. I'm on your side.

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All right, well, if you're on my side,

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stop banging on about expanding and just come up with something.

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-What, like a petition?

-Brilliant(!)

0:20:540:20:58

Oh, do you know what? If you don't want my input, that's fine.

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You just shut the stall in the middle of the day and feel sorry for yourself.

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-Where are you going?

-Getting some air.

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If you wanted air, maybe you should have kept the stall open!

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SHE SIGHS

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Soon as I get home, I'm going to bed.

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-Shaks keeps looking at you.

-Let him.

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SHE LAUGHS

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-Hi.

-Bunking off?

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-Boiler's gone at school.

-Typical.

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Let's go upstairs.

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Oh! Watch it!

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Could you pick that up, please?

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Pick it up yourself, you old cow!

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-Oi! Stop that, or you'll be thrown off!

-Shut up, you melt!

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Pair of us...undertakers.

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Funny how life turns out, ain't it?

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Yeah, hysterical(!)

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What you said before, Jay. I didn't like that.

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I didn't like hearing you wish your life away.

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All right, so this thing's happened to you.

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Bad things happen to people all the time, Jay. They just get on with it.

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Look at them Paralympians.

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You are going to meet a girl, Jay.

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And if she likes you, then none of this matters,

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because she'll see it's not your fault.

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-Yeah, right(!)

-No, I'm telling you, it'll happen.

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Know why?

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Cos you're a good person.

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And you deserve it.

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Thanks, Bill. You too.

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Wouldn't say you could call me a decent person.

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Mind you, I must have done something right to deserve Honey and the kids.

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She made me these.

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Never did I ever think I would have a beautiful woman

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-making me corned beef and pickle sarnies.

-HE CHUCKLES

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I'm telling you, Jay - this could be yours.

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-I don't like corned beef.

-You know what I mean.

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Yeah, you reckon?

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Definitely.

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Now eat your crisps.

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I had a go at Shaks.

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Keegan was with that Madison and Alexandra at break

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and they were laughing, obviously at me.

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LAUGHTER

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Oh, I wish he was dead.

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Oh. Looks like we're going the long way round.

0:24:450:24:48

Oh, great(!) We're never going to get home.

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-HORN HONKS

-Oi, come on!

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PHONE PINGS

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-You can't leave it alone, you, can you?

-What?

0:25:210:25:24

You gave that nursing assistant my number!

0:25:240:25:26

-I knew she fancied you. What's she put?

-Get off!

0:25:260:25:28

-Ask her out.

-No! I ain't texting her back.

-Why not?

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Have you not heard a single word I've said?

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Yeah. And have you listened to what I just said?

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Live your life, Jay. Cos you can.

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Ronnie and Roxy can't, but you can.

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-About time!

-ENGINE STARTS

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I should have kicked off.

0:25:550:25:57

You can't tell someone they've won a photoshoot and then make them have to pay for the photos.

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You should have thought about that before dragging us halfway across London.

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-It's five stops, Shirley.

-You must have known it was a scam to get money out of you.

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People like us, we don't win things. We're not lucky.

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-I'M lucky.

-No-one's talking to you.

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The girls at the club call me Lucky Sylvie cos the fellas give me the most tips.

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Yeah, and what do you give them for them to give you tips? Dirty mare.

0:26:170:26:20

-Don't talk to her like that.

-Why? She'll forgot what I said in 30 seconds.

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Well, I won't. Oh! I really wanted that picture.

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Here, mate. Couldn't do us a favour, could you?

0:26:340:26:38

Take a photo.

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In your own time.

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Oh, don't wait for her to smile.

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Thank you.

0:26:550:26:56

-SHE TUTS

-Aw, Shirley.

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Don't get all mushy on me or I'll delete it.

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No, Jay. It was my fault for thinking I could rely on you.

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It's like suddenly, she's got all these ambitions.

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Like she wants me to open up a shop or something.

0:27:160:27:19

-Doesn't sound like Stacey, does it?

-Exactly. That's what I'm saying.

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What? You're going to tell me that I'm overreacting and there's nothing to worry about?

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Actually, I just want to know if you'll be opening your stall tomorrow.

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No, I won't be. I told you that - I won't be opening up my stall

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until your mates over at the council can tell me that there's no move.

0:27:360:27:40

Well, in that case...

0:27:400:27:42

Anyone want Martin's pitch?

0:27:430:27:46

Prime location going spare.

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Really?

0:27:490:27:51

Excuse me. This isn't right. You can't get a bus...round here.

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Are you OK?

0:28:000:28:02

D'you all hear that? See the way we're being treated? Like we don't matter.

0:28:020:28:06

Like you're all just boxes to be ticked.

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Tick to you, tick to you.

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We don't have to be treated like this. So just join me.

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Close your stalls! Make a stand!

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SHE EXCLAIMS

0:28:160:28:18

You are making a fool of yourself, Martin!

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They're just grateful to have jobs.

0:28:220:28:24

Markets need to evolve.

0:28:240:28:25

Nah, you can't buy this. You can't buy community!

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THEY SCREAM

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THEY YELL

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