18/04/2017 EastEnders


18/04/2017

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Can I wear this? I mean, it's not black.

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But it's still dark, right? I don't know. What do you reckon?

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-Right, so now I've got to dress you as well, have I?

-What?

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Why not? I'll just add it to my list.

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Dodging leaks. Calming down Linda.

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-What's wrong with Mum?

-She can't come.

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-So now that's Mick and Linda.

-Why not?

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Well, cos some benefit bozo's

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rearranged Elaine's needs assessment,

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so it's either today or six weeks' time.

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-All right.

-Sort out Lady Di.

-What's wrong with Lady Di?

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She's been pigging out on them corned beef sandwiches

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somebody brought back from the fair,

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and, believe me, they have not agreed with her.

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And have you seen the buffet for later?

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I don't think there's anything that ain't past its sell-by date.

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I mean, what are Mum's friends from Canning Town going to think?

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And I...

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I haven't finished my speech.

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Still no word from Shirl?

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Sharon's still coming in later, though, right? Help set things up?

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-And you have made a start.

-What?

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Today. What you want to say.

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Yeah. Yeah, I've put a few things down.

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So that's something.

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I don't know how I'm going to get through this, Johnny.

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You'll be fine.

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That's a promise, is it?

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Scout's honour.

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Oh, Teen!

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SHE GROANS

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Well, go on, then. Get it over with. Round Two.

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I ain't going to shout at you. What's the point?

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You're beating yourself up enough already as it is.

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-I will say one thing though...

-Here we go.

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Go and see Bex.

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I am the last person Bex is going to want to see right now.

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She'll probably slam the door in your face. But do it anyway.

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-What for?

-To say sorry.

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I think this has all gone way beyond sorry.

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Anyway, are you seriously giving me advice on bridge-building

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after you and Sonia?

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You really miss her, don't you?

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It's written all over your face.

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Oh, Lou, you and Bex, you used to be such good friends.

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It's too late, Sharon.

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-What am I looking at?

-There.

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"Man found urinating in public place."

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-No, underneath.

-Oh. "Walford in Bloom."

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We've only just had the fair, Jane.

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Yeah, and look how well that went.

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The mayor was really singing our praises.

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Yeah, but are people going to be in the mood to do another one?

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This isn't going to be another one.

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It's just going to be a few window boxes

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and hanging baskets dotted around the place.

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-A few?

-One...

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on each house on the Square.

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I mean, imagine what that'll look like.

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Hay fever nightmare.

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So that's a "yes," then?

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You and Stacey'll put out a window box?

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-OK. All right.

-And a hanging basket?

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Are you're doing this, an' all?

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Yeah, of course.

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No. We're doing two.

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Are we?

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Yeah. Two at the front and then two at the back.

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-That's four?

-Lead by example.

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She's right.

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Jane has got the bit between her teeth with all this flower stuff.

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Don't sit there too long cos she will actually plant you.

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Still heard nothing?

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-What?

-The job you've gone for?

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Is it that obvious?

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I thought I might have got an interview at least.

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Listen, there's going to be loads of other jobs,

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besides did you really want to work with your dad?

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Yeah, it would've been nice.

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This wasn't just a job,

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it could have been a career.

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BABY CRIES

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Could have taken me anywhere I wanted.

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I thought you were happy here.

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You know what I mean.

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Off to school?

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So am I. I'm off to see your Head Teacher.

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-Mrs Lund, isn't it?

-Yeah.

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Know her well, do you?

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Doesn't surprise me.

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How's Bex?

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Oh, she's wonderful.

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All this on top of her music practical, it's just what she needs.

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Do you know she hasn't even got her own guitar for that now.

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Mrs Lund does know all about this, you do realise that, yeah?

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I'm not saying don't go and see her, but...

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I'd like to see you try.

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But she's already talked to me about it...and everyone else.

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Talking?! Well, I'm fed up with everybody talking!

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I want something done!

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You lot make me sick.

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-Sorted.

-What is?

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Whit's been giving it the hairdryer treatment.

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I mean, some of it's still a bit blurry, but most of it's saved.

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-What? What is it?

-The hairdresser -

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Mum's old hairdresser is meant to come tomorrow to do her hair,

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-and I forget to cancel.

-Give me the number, I'll do it.

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No, you have to give 24 hours otherwise you have to pay.

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Mind you, I'd like to see her come and collect.

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Oh, Teen.

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Thanks, Johnny. That's really kind.

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Here you are.

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I thought you were working today.

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Yeah, I saw your mum as I was going to get changed, she gave me 'em,

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reckoned Marie had made up too many or something.

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-Result!

-Yeah, right result, eh?

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Listen, I'm not saying I'm not grateful, right,

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but we can't keep on living on hand-outs out the local caff.

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Give it time. We'll be feasting on the finest steak before long.

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How long?

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We've just got to work a bit harder.

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I am working hard - with Bill - I'm helping out in here.

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Yeah, and once we fill those spare rooms.

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Ah, see! What did I tell you?

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Paying customers everywhere you look.

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-You all right? Can I borrow a spanner?

-Do what?

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About that big it needs to be, my boiler's playing up.

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You're messing about with your boiler?

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I turned the gas and water off.

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Oh, and one of them screwdrivers,

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-with the star shape thing at the end.

-Crosshead.

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No need to get personal.

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Listen, this ain't a charity shop, you know.

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I'll bring them straight back.

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Oh! Oh, yeah, well, we could hire you some tools, I suppose.

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Hire? One spanner and a poxy screwdriver?

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Oh, here you are.

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-Er...?!

-Thank you.

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Cheapskate.

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Oh, yeah, cos that's going to get us feasting on the finest steak, ain't it?

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-You giving my tools away?

-Ben, how can I put this?

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Shut up!

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-Teen?

-Mm-hmm. Billy's here.

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-He did say two o'clock, didn't he?

-Yeah, he did.

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But he wants to make sure that you're OK with everything

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before we head off.

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What do you think?

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I mean, we didn't have much time.

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It's great, Billy. Thanks. You've really done her proud.

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Can you just give us five minutes to get our coats, yeah?

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I didn't know we were having that.

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We weren't. I called Billy this morning.

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Look, everything else has been cut to the bone.

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Let's at least give her a few flowers.

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PHONE RINGS

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Shrimpy, I'll be back on the stall in a minute.

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'You said that last time.'

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Yeah, I know I said that last time, but this time I mean it, OK?

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'All right.'

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Did you know about this?

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Teen never mentioned nothing to me.

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Still, a few flowers...

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Can't cost that much, can it?

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She already owes Billy a fair old wodge anyway.

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-HE CLEARS THROAT

-Whit.

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Has anyone else shown yet?

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It's just Mum's old mates from Canning Town,

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I put it in the paper what time we'd be leaving.

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Maybe they've gone straight there.

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Yeah, that's what usually happens.

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People make their own way there and wait for the family.

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Oh. Oh, right. Well, that's probably what's happened.

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-How's it looking?

-I was just checking. It's pretty quiet.

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-It's always dead midweek, ain't it?

-Yeah, so, listen, Dad,

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would you mind if I took off for a couple of hours?

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Yeah, you got something on?

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I just wanted to see if I could cheer Lauren up a bit,

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she's been a bit down about this job.

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What have you got in mind?

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Nothing special. Just, you know, take her out with me and Louie.

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Nice bit of family time.

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-Hello, again.

-Reverend.

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How are you all bearing up?

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Why are you looking at me? She was your family as well.

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We're fine. Well, not fine, you know...

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-Is anyone else here?

-Waiting inside.

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Son?

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I wanted to pay my respects before I leave tonight.

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I hope that's OK?

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Yeah, yeah, course it is. It's really lovely.

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I really appreciate it.

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And are we expecting anyone else?

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No. No, it don't look like it.

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Let's get on with it, shall we?

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I'll be with you in the next half hour, Trace, I've got a bit behind.

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DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES

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What are you talking about? Who turned up?

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Right, look, I'll see you later.

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-Hi.

-Hi.

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Anything happen today?

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I didn't see Bex, if that's what you're asking.

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She had her music practical.

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You went to find her, then?

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Didn't need to. Sonia told me.

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She was on her way into school.

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Off to see Mrs Lund and read her the riot act.

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And?

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And nothing.

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-What's that mean, she changed her mind?

-Sonia?

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Alex and Mads got called in to see her.

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And I've been waiting all day to get called in too.

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Didn't hear a thing.

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Oh, don't tell me. Five more minutes.

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Oh, but this time I really mean it. I've got the manual.

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-Mr Walford...

-Yeah.

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I'd best leave you two to it.

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-Hello, champion!

-THEY LAUGH

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Oh, I'll bring your tools back later.

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So you actually fixed it, then?

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Meaning?

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Well, come on.

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"One of those things on the end that looks like a star".

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I may not have known what they were called,

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but I do know what to do with it.

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Well, I was just going to say if you want a hand...

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Oh, cos I obviously need help from an oily rag throwback

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from the Middle Ages to sort stuff out for me.

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What...?!

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SHE GROANS

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-Everything all right?

-Yes, I can manage!

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I do not need some fella doing things for me, OK?

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OK.

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Well, I wouldn't mind that.

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What?

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Some fella doing stuff for me.

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Anything in particular?

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KIM LAUGHS

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Yeah, well, quick, before Miss Kim Walford

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-tells me about her amazing speech again.

-Yeah.

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Shrimp! Cheers.

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Before we have the first reading, Sylvie's daughter, Tina,

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would like to say a few words.

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Mum...

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Mum hadn't had the easiest time of it lately,

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and for a few years before, if truth be known.

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She had problems most of her life

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and these last few months...

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..she was so lost and confused.

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Right old sob story this is turning into.

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-Maybe I shouldn't read it.

-No, it's OK, Teen.

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DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES

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Shirley?!

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-How...?

-Carry on, Teen.

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Um... Mum had problems...um...

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..but it ain't the problems you have that matters, is it?

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It's how you deal with them, that's what really counts.

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And Mum did deal with 'em.

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And, yeah, in her own way, and that wasn't always everyone else's way.

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And, yeah, she could be difficult,

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in fact, she could be a right annoying old bag

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when she wanted to be.

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She weren't the only one either, not in our family.

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But she was my mum.

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She was a mum, she was a grandmum and she was a sister.

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And I loved her.

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I loved her to bits.

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DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES

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-What's this?

-A coat.

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-I thought we could go out for a bit.

-Out where?

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-Maybe take Louie to the playground.

-Steven, I...

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Look, babe, sitting and staring at that thing

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is not going to make it ring, is it?

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Come on, let's have a bit of time away from that, yeah?

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-LOUIE:

-Mum!

-Aww. Hello!

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Yeah. Yeah, OK.

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-Shouldn't you still be in the nick?

-I broke out.

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Great Escape's got nothing on me.

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I dug a tunnel and vaulted over the wall.

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The Guv'nor let you out, then?

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-Mm-hm.

-About time.

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Talk about making an entrance.

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Well, I weren't going to let Mum take all the glory.

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You OK?

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Yeah.

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Just pleased to have got through it.

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Done more than just get through it, Teen.

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You really did her proud.

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I haven't cried all day. I ain't going to start now.

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You did good, Teen.

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-Thank you, Shirley.

-I didn't do anything.

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Yeah, you did.

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Come here, all of you.

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BOILER STARTS

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BOILER STOPS

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SHE GROANS

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KNOCK ON DOOR

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You are one lucky, lucky cow.

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I don't understand, you saw Mrs Lund, yeah?

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And I told her to have another crack at them lowlife mates of yours.

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-But not me?

-No.

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-Because?

-Well, it wasn't my idea.

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Bex called me whilst I was waiting to see her.

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Told me to keep your name out of it.

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-Why?

-You'll have to ask her that.

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Left to me, I'd have hung you out to dry.

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Lou, I'm going to the Vic.

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-Is there a problem?

-No. No problem at all.

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Apart from yesterday.

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I'm so sorry, Sharon.

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I was upset.

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Well, that's understandable, I suppose.

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I just wanted to come over and make my peace before I leave.

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But if anything,

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anything happens to Bex from now on, I don't care what she says,

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I'll be after you.

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Well?

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-You were right, OK? Me and Bex.

-Meaning?

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Meaning now I've got to say sorry to her.

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-Wheee!

-See, I told you.

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Told me what?

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It would do you some good, getting out.

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Yeah. Thank you.

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I know I've been letting this get on top of me a bit, ain't I?

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I know this one was special, but it's like I said,

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there will be other jobs.

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And if not, then...

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What?

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It's just something my dad said.

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Something he's been saying for a while, actually.

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How maybe you could be doing something else.

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Like what?

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Makes you wonder, doesn't it?

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What are you talking about?

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Why not have more?

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Steven, I've only just managed to get my life back on track with one kid.

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-Back on track?

-You know what I mean.

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You make it sound like something bad happened, Lauren.

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There are things that I want to do now, you know,

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I'm not ready to be a full-time mum again, I'm not.

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But you won't be. Because I'm here, aren't I?

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No, Steven. Seriously, no.

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You didn't say no to Louie.

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Well, that was then.

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Different time, yeah?

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I'm not saying never, just not for a while.

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A long while.

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Teen?

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It's weird, ain't it?

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I've been racing back there every few minutes for months.

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Well, it's better that we're out of there now.

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You did everything you could.

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And now I don't have to.

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That's what's weird.

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Tina...

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Everyone's signed it.

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All the regulars.

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Thanks.

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Look, tell 'em all to come to the Vic, yeah?

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Just spread the word. Thanks.

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-Mum's old mates!

-What?

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From Canning Town, they made it!

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I'm not surprised they didn't come to the chapel,

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too scared they might not leave.

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Never mind Sylvie's mates, look at the place.

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Sharon's done a nice job, ain't she?

0:25:420:25:43

We haven't seen Sharon all afternoon.

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Right, we've got chicken wings, pigs in blankets and oriental delight.

0:25:460:25:50

-Woody...

-All right, mate.

-Who's Woody?

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Answer to your prayers, love.

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Bet you'll be glad to see the back of me, won't you?

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You listened to me about Louise, though. Thank you for that.

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Well, for what it's worth, I think she is genuinely sorry, you know.

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She should be.

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Come here.

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How about a hug for your Uncle Robbie as well?

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He's living with you?

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Don't ask.

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You look after yourself, OK?

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I love you.

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-Never liked you.

-Why not?

-I don't know, and I don't care.

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Why's Mum sent you anyway?

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Well, she's in Watford, Mick's in a place that no-one can pronounce,

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so I suppose she thought you might need a hand.

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Yeah, well I'm here now! Did you know about this?

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-What are you doing here?

-Never mind about me, what about him?

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Well, I phoned Linda when Tracey told me.

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He's a bar manager, apparently.

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-I really don't want us all getting off on the wrong foot.

-We won't.

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You know, Linda did say that I'll be living here too...

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Well, you won't be! The sooner you sling your hook, the better.

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I'm just an extra pair of hands here to help.

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-We do need some help, Shirl.

-Look at it,

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it don't know the difference between a peanut or a pork scratching.

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If you find you don't need me, then OK.

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But the person who's paying my wages sent me here,

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so until she tells me to go...

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Can I help you, love? Another drink or some more grub?

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-Oh, don't mind if I do.

-I don't mind if I do either.

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Oh! In your dreams.

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-CRASH!

-What was that?!

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'Shirl, where's Lady Di?'

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Johnny, help me!

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-Grab this, grab this.

-Careful.

-Grab this bit.

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Is she OK?

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