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Go away! You silly cat! | 0:00:45 | 0:00:48 | |
PHONE RINGS | 0:00:50 | 0:00:53 | |
Oh! | 0:00:55 | 0:00:57 | |
Oh! Aah... | 0:00:59 | 0:01:03 | |
Oh! Oh, oh! | 0:01:12 | 0:01:15 | |
Look what... Look what you made me do. | 0:01:15 | 0:01:18 | |
Ah. Oh! | 0:01:23 | 0:01:26 | |
Aaah. Oh. | 0:01:26 | 0:01:29 | |
Any problems, and I mean anything, you give me a bell, yeah? | 0:01:31 | 0:01:35 | |
Yep, course. | 0:01:35 | 0:01:36 | |
Hey, come on. Don't look so down in the mouth. | 0:01:36 | 0:01:38 | |
-It's training day! -Hey! | 0:01:38 | 0:01:41 | |
Your mate better not be into trust exercises and stupid corporate videos. | 0:01:41 | 0:01:46 | |
I have no idea what he's into, yeah? | 0:01:46 | 0:01:47 | |
The last time I worked with Robbie, | 0:01:47 | 0:01:49 | |
the only thing he needed to do his job with was a broom. | 0:01:49 | 0:01:51 | |
Well, looks like we are about to find out, doesn't it? | 0:01:51 | 0:01:53 | |
I can't wait to tell Shrimpy when he gets back from holiday | 0:01:53 | 0:01:56 | |
that he's got a corporate training day ahead of him. | 0:01:56 | 0:01:58 | |
All right. | 0:01:58 | 0:02:00 | |
You picked a fine time to start showing your face again. | 0:02:00 | 0:02:03 | |
Look, I know Mr Jackson might have some strange ideas... | 0:02:03 | 0:02:06 | |
Whoa, whoa, whoa. | 0:02:06 | 0:02:07 | |
Please tell me we don't have to start calling him Mr Jackson! | 0:02:07 | 0:02:10 | |
..but, well, if you give him a chance, you never know. | 0:02:10 | 0:02:13 | |
He might have something useful to tell you. | 0:02:13 | 0:02:16 | |
I'm saying nothing. | 0:02:18 | 0:02:19 | |
Derek, you don't think Yolande came down to spy on us, do you? | 0:02:21 | 0:02:25 | |
What? | 0:02:25 | 0:02:26 | |
Well, you know - how clean the shop is, | 0:02:26 | 0:02:28 | |
are we doing the shifts that we're meant to be doing... | 0:02:28 | 0:02:31 | |
I just find it a bit odd that you'd travel all the way down | 0:02:31 | 0:02:35 | |
from Birmingham just to talk about an admin error. | 0:02:35 | 0:02:37 | |
I don't think spying's really her thing, do you? | 0:02:37 | 0:02:41 | |
No. No, maybe you're right. | 0:02:41 | 0:02:43 | |
It's more Mr Beckett's style | 0:02:43 | 0:02:45 | |
and I know she's not very keen on him, so... | 0:02:45 | 0:02:47 | |
Just being paranoid, I guess. | 0:02:47 | 0:02:49 | |
Cheers. | 0:03:12 | 0:03:13 | |
Oh! Patrick says you owe him a drink, by the way. | 0:03:13 | 0:03:17 | |
Do I? | 0:03:17 | 0:03:19 | |
Missed out on his birthday? | 0:03:19 | 0:03:20 | |
Oh! Everybody has an off-day. I'm sorry I've let him down. | 0:03:20 | 0:03:24 | |
Yeah. Is everything all right? | 0:03:24 | 0:03:26 | |
Cos you seemed a little bit out of sorts last night. | 0:03:26 | 0:03:29 | |
Answer me this. | 0:03:29 | 0:03:31 | |
How many times has Yolande Trueman set foot in here over the years? | 0:03:31 | 0:03:34 | |
None, that I can think of. | 0:03:34 | 0:03:36 | |
But, then again, she's higher up on the food chain. | 0:03:36 | 0:03:40 | |
She does need to really show her face with Mr Beckett hanging around. | 0:03:40 | 0:03:43 | |
Hm. Well, I am developing a conspiracy theory | 0:03:43 | 0:03:46 | |
that she is checking up on us. | 0:03:46 | 0:03:48 | |
I mean, you don't think they're talking | 0:03:48 | 0:03:50 | |
about closing the branches, do you? | 0:03:50 | 0:03:51 | |
I've just seen him put a magazine up his jacket. | 0:03:54 | 0:03:58 | |
I mean, should I call the police? | 0:03:58 | 0:04:01 | |
No, no, no, no, no. | 0:04:01 | 0:04:02 | |
No, you keep your distance, | 0:04:02 | 0:04:04 | |
otherwise it'll be you hauled up in front of a judge, | 0:04:04 | 0:04:06 | |
or worse, his mother! | 0:04:06 | 0:04:08 | |
Come on. He's a kid, for heaven's sake! | 0:04:08 | 0:04:11 | |
I'm not going to ask you why you're not at school | 0:04:14 | 0:04:16 | |
nor point out that this isn't a library, | 0:04:16 | 0:04:19 | |
but I did think I made it clear last time | 0:04:19 | 0:04:21 | |
that shoplifting would not be tolerated. | 0:04:21 | 0:04:24 | |
Are you accusing me of something? | 0:04:24 | 0:04:26 | |
Oh, come on. My colleague saw you. | 0:04:26 | 0:04:28 | |
Oh! Oh, I get it. She saw me, | 0:04:28 | 0:04:32 | |
so you automatically take her word over mine. | 0:04:32 | 0:04:35 | |
Are you racist, is that it? | 0:04:35 | 0:04:36 | |
What, cos I'm black I've got to be nicking something, yeah? | 0:04:36 | 0:04:39 | |
Come on - there's no need to be so confrontational about things! | 0:04:39 | 0:04:42 | |
Don't touch me, you old queer! | 0:04:42 | 0:04:44 | |
Hey! Don't speak to him like that! | 0:04:44 | 0:04:46 | |
Yeah, that's right. Everyone knows what you are. | 0:04:46 | 0:04:49 | |
You all right, Derek? | 0:04:52 | 0:04:53 | |
Yeah, I'm fine, thanks, Honey. | 0:05:00 | 0:05:02 | |
Oi! Any news on them exam results yet or what? | 0:05:08 | 0:05:12 | |
Oh, er, there's a problem with the uni computer system. | 0:05:12 | 0:05:15 | |
-They don't know when they'll be out. -Oh. | 0:05:15 | 0:05:18 | |
Don't think they do thongs in your size! | 0:05:24 | 0:05:28 | |
This to do with Linda's birthday present? | 0:05:28 | 0:05:30 | |
Because women do not lay awake at night hoping for naughty knickers. | 0:05:30 | 0:05:33 | |
Yeah, well, I've been racking my brains, ain't I? | 0:05:33 | 0:05:35 | |
I've been thinking - | 0:05:35 | 0:05:36 | |
what's she really wanted over the last 20-odd years? | 0:05:36 | 0:05:39 | |
-The ability to hold a tune? -Ha-ha-ha(!) | 0:05:39 | 0:05:42 | |
Instead of making snidey comments, why don't you make yourself useful? | 0:05:42 | 0:05:45 | |
Some decorations from the Jubilee out the back. Go and get 'em. | 0:05:45 | 0:05:48 | |
Might be able to use 'em on Friday. | 0:05:48 | 0:05:50 | |
Yeah. I can do that. | 0:05:50 | 0:05:52 | |
Yeah, go on. Off you pop. | 0:05:52 | 0:05:53 | |
Ta da. | 0:05:53 | 0:05:54 | |
You know what, though? | 0:05:59 | 0:06:00 | |
I think I'm just going to have to give this thing a chance. | 0:06:00 | 0:06:03 | |
Cos even though Robbie is, like, a bit of a plonker, you know, | 0:06:03 | 0:06:06 | |
he's all right once you get to know him. | 0:06:06 | 0:06:09 | |
You can tolerate him. | 0:06:09 | 0:06:11 | |
Oh, look, pens! | 0:06:11 | 0:06:12 | |
Good morning, Bridge Street Traders! | 0:06:14 | 0:06:17 | |
Good morning, Bridge Street Traders! | 0:06:18 | 0:06:21 | |
Morning! | 0:06:21 | 0:06:23 | |
As you should all know by now, I'm Mr Jackson. | 0:06:23 | 0:06:27 | |
And along with Mrs Kazemi, | 0:06:27 | 0:06:28 | |
I'm going to be your market enforcement officer, | 0:06:28 | 0:06:31 | |
and I want us all to get off to the best possible start. | 0:06:31 | 0:06:35 | |
By dragging us all in here and making us sit here all day? | 0:06:35 | 0:06:39 | |
I know you probably think I'm just some know-it-all who's spent | 0:06:39 | 0:06:43 | |
their life reading from books and not getting their hands dirty. | 0:06:43 | 0:06:46 | |
Trust me, no-one in this room is thinking that. | 0:06:46 | 0:06:49 | |
But I started on the market. | 0:06:49 | 0:06:51 | |
I was just like all of you once. | 0:06:51 | 0:06:53 | |
What, you ran a stall? | 0:06:53 | 0:06:55 | |
I was sanitation supervisor, actually. | 0:06:55 | 0:06:57 | |
My point is, if I can better myself, then so can all of you. | 0:06:59 | 0:07:03 | |
And...I'm here to help. Lights, Winston, please. | 0:07:03 | 0:07:08 | |
Now, I will talk you through the agenda of today | 0:07:10 | 0:07:13 | |
after this short presentation. | 0:07:13 | 0:07:15 | |
Oh, wow. | 0:07:18 | 0:07:20 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:07:20 | 0:07:21 | |
SHE SHIVERS | 0:07:21 | 0:07:23 | |
Someone... Someone will come and find us. | 0:07:23 | 0:07:27 | |
Soon. | 0:07:27 | 0:07:29 | |
Patrick or Ian or Sharon. | 0:07:29 | 0:07:33 | |
They see me as one of the family. | 0:07:34 | 0:07:37 | |
They won't let me lie here for long. | 0:07:37 | 0:07:41 | |
We just got to wait. | 0:07:42 | 0:07:44 | |
We got to be patient. | 0:07:44 | 0:07:47 | |
I didn't need no-one keeping an eye on me | 0:07:49 | 0:07:53 | |
when I had my Jim or Arthur... | 0:07:53 | 0:07:57 | |
..Fatboy. | 0:08:00 | 0:08:02 | |
It was me looking out for them. | 0:08:02 | 0:08:06 | |
When did it all change, I wonder? | 0:08:08 | 0:08:12 | |
When was the last time that Ian and Sharon popped in out of the blue? | 0:08:12 | 0:08:23 | |
I can't remember. | 0:08:23 | 0:08:25 | |
Not unless, you know, they had a reason... | 0:08:27 | 0:08:33 | |
..or they needed something... | 0:08:35 | 0:08:37 | |
Oh, dear. | 0:08:39 | 0:08:40 | |
I meant to ask you - how did Dot's rum cake go down last night? | 0:08:46 | 0:08:50 | |
Wish I knew. She didn't show up in the end. | 0:08:50 | 0:08:53 | |
I'm sure it's cos she didn't want Patrick to see her soggy bottom. | 0:08:53 | 0:08:55 | |
THEY LAUGH | 0:08:55 | 0:08:57 | |
Actually, I wanted to check how you were after Keegan. | 0:08:57 | 0:09:00 | |
I keep asking him every two minutes and he's saying nothing. | 0:09:00 | 0:09:04 | |
Because I am fine! | 0:09:04 | 0:09:06 | |
Thank you for your concern - both of you - but there really is no need. | 0:09:06 | 0:09:09 | |
That Keegan is out of control if you ask me. I don't know how Carmel | 0:09:09 | 0:09:12 | |
stomachs having him in her house, I really don't. | 0:09:12 | 0:09:15 | |
Nah, I wouldn't want my Will getting involved with a boy like that. | 0:09:15 | 0:09:18 | |
Used to wonder what the family are like but now we know, don't we? | 0:09:18 | 0:09:21 | |
Scumbags, the lot of 'em. | 0:09:21 | 0:09:22 | |
D'you know, I really... I would've stepped in, it's just... | 0:09:22 | 0:09:25 | |
what with my history, with, um... | 0:09:25 | 0:09:27 | |
I am a grown man. | 0:09:27 | 0:09:29 | |
I think I can deal with a gobby teenager, don't you? | 0:09:29 | 0:09:32 | |
Right - who wants to sum up what we've just seen? | 0:09:41 | 0:09:45 | |
Donna. | 0:09:48 | 0:09:49 | |
Oh, that was a pointless load of twaddle and you are - | 0:09:50 | 0:09:56 | |
how can I put this nicely? | 0:09:56 | 0:09:58 | |
Ooh, brace yourselves. | 0:09:58 | 0:09:59 | |
A massive waste of skin. | 0:09:59 | 0:10:01 | |
With a bad suit. | 0:10:02 | 0:10:04 | |
And even worse hair. | 0:10:04 | 0:10:06 | |
Can we get back to our actual jobs now, or...? | 0:10:08 | 0:10:11 | |
Anyone else got anything to add? | 0:10:11 | 0:10:13 | |
Actually, mate, she's right. | 0:10:13 | 0:10:15 | |
Yeah, I mean I wouldn't have said the thing about your hair, | 0:10:16 | 0:10:19 | |
right, but... | 0:10:19 | 0:10:20 | |
actually, the rest of it does seems pretty spot on. | 0:10:20 | 0:10:23 | |
Martin? You haven't said much. | 0:10:25 | 0:10:28 | |
No. | 0:10:28 | 0:10:29 | |
No, I just don't think that we're really used to the whole, like, | 0:10:29 | 0:10:33 | |
corporate speak thing, Rob, you know. | 0:10:33 | 0:10:35 | |
Why don't you try speaking like actual English? | 0:10:35 | 0:10:38 | |
Don't encourage him to say all that rubbish again! | 0:10:38 | 0:10:41 | |
The three Ps are not rubbish, Donna! | 0:10:41 | 0:10:43 | |
Look... | 0:10:43 | 0:10:45 | |
If we make the market more efficient, | 0:10:45 | 0:10:48 | |
we become more productive and what does that maximise? | 0:10:48 | 0:10:53 | |
That's right! | 0:10:53 | 0:10:54 | |
-Pounds. -Erm... -Pounds. -Pounds, pounds. | 0:10:56 | 0:10:59 | |
And how do we get to that endgame? | 0:11:01 | 0:11:04 | |
You guessed it! | 0:11:05 | 0:11:07 | |
Pre... | 0:11:07 | 0:11:09 | |
pared... | 0:11:09 | 0:11:11 | |
ness! | 0:11:11 | 0:11:13 | |
And do you actually know how we might do any of those things? | 0:11:13 | 0:11:19 | |
Yeah. | 0:11:19 | 0:11:20 | |
You should go into politics, mate. | 0:11:20 | 0:11:23 | |
Why don't we call that lunch? | 0:11:25 | 0:11:27 | |
Wow. | 0:11:28 | 0:11:30 | |
"Robbie's all right once you get to know him." | 0:11:31 | 0:11:34 | |
You'd probably think a vial full of Ebola was, like, | 0:11:34 | 0:11:37 | |
just misunderstood, Martin! | 0:11:37 | 0:11:38 | |
Come on. | 0:11:38 | 0:11:39 | |
Now, you sure you're going to be all right on your own this afternoon? | 0:11:41 | 0:11:45 | |
Helen sounded as if she was at death's door. | 0:11:45 | 0:11:47 | |
She needs to be at home. | 0:11:47 | 0:11:48 | |
Cos I can always stay for a bit if you think you might be stretched. | 0:11:48 | 0:11:53 | |
If Keegan should return, I will contact the nearest woman or child. | 0:11:53 | 0:11:57 | |
-Happy? -All right. No need to bite my head off. | 0:11:57 | 0:12:00 | |
I was only being friendly. | 0:12:00 | 0:12:01 | |
I'm sorry. | 0:12:01 | 0:12:03 | |
Now, call me if you need anything, all right? | 0:12:03 | 0:12:05 | |
Yeah, yeah, thank you. | 0:12:05 | 0:12:06 | |
PHONE RINGS | 0:12:09 | 0:12:11 | |
Hello, Bridge Street Minute Mart? | 0:12:20 | 0:12:23 | |
'Derek? It's Yolande.' | 0:12:23 | 0:12:25 | |
Yolande. | 0:12:25 | 0:12:27 | |
You'll've had your meeting, then? | 0:12:27 | 0:12:29 | |
'I'm afraid it is just as I expected. | 0:12:29 | 0:12:31 | |
'We feel we have no choice | 0:12:31 | 0:12:33 | |
'but to pull you from the Back to Work scheme.' | 0:12:33 | 0:12:35 | |
Yeah, course, yep. You did warn me. | 0:12:35 | 0:12:38 | |
'You can work until the end of the week. | 0:12:38 | 0:12:41 | |
'I'm so sorry, Derek.' | 0:12:41 | 0:12:43 | |
No, I-I understand. I'll, er... | 0:12:43 | 0:12:47 | |
..I'll leave my fleece on Friday. | 0:12:48 | 0:12:51 | |
Steven. Talk to me, boy. | 0:13:59 | 0:14:01 | |
Shirl, get a bit of me. | 0:14:01 | 0:14:04 | |
Hey! | 0:14:04 | 0:14:05 | |
Oi, turn it in, will yous? | 0:14:08 | 0:14:10 | |
Your mother only turns 40 once, | 0:14:10 | 0:14:12 | |
you'd think they'd take it more seriously. | 0:14:12 | 0:14:14 | |
I'm going for a walk. | 0:14:14 | 0:14:16 | |
We're only having a laugh! | 0:14:16 | 0:14:19 | |
Well, I'm sorry. Shouldn't've took it out on yous. | 0:14:19 | 0:14:22 | |
That was Steven on the blower about the catering. | 0:14:22 | 0:14:25 | |
They've had a block booking, | 0:14:25 | 0:14:27 | |
which means they might not be able to do the food for the party. | 0:14:27 | 0:14:30 | |
So what? Caterers are a ten a penny in London. | 0:14:30 | 0:14:33 | |
Beales don't want the business, someone will. | 0:14:33 | 0:14:35 | |
I just wanted something to be straightforward! | 0:14:35 | 0:14:37 | |
Yeah, well, the decorations are great. | 0:14:37 | 0:14:39 | |
We'll get this place kitted out no problem. | 0:14:39 | 0:14:41 | |
So that leaves me to do the grub, the booze and the guest list, yeah? | 0:14:41 | 0:14:45 | |
Will you stop panicking? | 0:14:45 | 0:14:48 | |
Look, all Linda wants for her birthday is to be around her family. | 0:14:48 | 0:14:51 | |
Meaning I couldn't make this party perfect if I tried, yeah? Cheers. | 0:14:51 | 0:14:55 | |
Ah, no! | 0:14:55 | 0:14:56 | |
That bitter needs changing. Yeah, look at it. | 0:14:56 | 0:14:58 | |
He's really stressing out. | 0:14:58 | 0:15:00 | |
He does know this is just a party, | 0:15:00 | 0:15:02 | |
doesn't he, and not the actual Jubilee? | 0:15:02 | 0:15:04 | |
I suppose you think that was perfectly normal just now? | 0:15:20 | 0:15:23 | |
With Keegan? | 0:15:24 | 0:15:26 | |
Normal? | 0:15:26 | 0:15:27 | |
Well, you know, acceptable. | 0:15:27 | 0:15:30 | |
Banter. | 0:15:30 | 0:15:32 | |
Like that sort of thing doesn't affect you. | 0:15:32 | 0:15:34 | |
I wish I could explain. | 0:15:39 | 0:15:41 | |
I wish I could give you the first clue | 0:15:42 | 0:15:44 | |
as to what men like me had to go through | 0:15:44 | 0:15:46 | |
so that you and your friends could live as you live now. | 0:15:46 | 0:15:49 | |
Can you imagine the shame, Johnny? | 0:15:53 | 0:15:55 | |
The heartbreak of having to listen to that same sort of thing | 0:15:56 | 0:15:59 | |
day after day after day. | 0:15:59 | 0:16:00 | |
Being afraid to look at somebody the wrong way | 0:16:00 | 0:16:02 | |
in case it was misconstrued or in case you got arrested. | 0:16:02 | 0:16:05 | |
I'm sorry, Derek. | 0:16:06 | 0:16:08 | |
I don't know what else you want me to say. | 0:16:10 | 0:16:12 | |
I want you to stop turning the other cheek! | 0:16:12 | 0:16:15 | |
How dare you walk away when somebody speaks to me like that! | 0:16:16 | 0:16:19 | |
You can't have it both ways, Johnny. | 0:16:19 | 0:16:20 | |
You can't walk down the street holding hands with your boyfriend | 0:16:20 | 0:16:23 | |
and not call someone out who uses such horrible... | 0:16:23 | 0:16:25 | |
horribly offensive... | 0:16:25 | 0:16:27 | |
Look, I was in there buying a card! It was nothing to do with me! | 0:16:27 | 0:16:30 | |
-You ungrateful... -Derek? | 0:16:30 | 0:16:31 | |
Do you think I wouldn't have liked to have been like you? | 0:16:33 | 0:16:37 | |
To have been accepted? | 0:16:37 | 0:16:39 | |
I could've had a career! | 0:16:40 | 0:16:42 | |
I could've really made something with my life, | 0:16:42 | 0:16:44 | |
but no, no, all that was ruined by... | 0:16:44 | 0:16:46 | |
..by small-minded little bigots like Keegan and people like you | 0:16:48 | 0:16:53 | |
who said, "It's nothing to do with me." | 0:16:53 | 0:16:56 | |
What was all that about? | 0:16:59 | 0:17:01 | |
It was about me standing by and doing nothing, as usual. | 0:17:03 | 0:17:06 | |
Derek's right - I should be ashamed of myself. | 0:17:09 | 0:17:12 | |
Hmmm! | 0:17:15 | 0:17:17 | |
Imagine all the stresses and the strains of the market washing away. | 0:17:17 | 0:17:23 | |
Ah, stop it! | 0:17:24 | 0:17:26 | |
Sorry. | 0:17:26 | 0:17:27 | |
You stop it. | 0:17:27 | 0:17:28 | |
Practice your mantras. | 0:17:28 | 0:17:30 | |
I am a clear-headed, successful businessperson. | 0:17:30 | 0:17:36 | |
ALL: I am a clear-headed, successful businessperson. | 0:17:36 | 0:17:40 | |
Right, that's it. | 0:17:40 | 0:17:41 | |
I'm sorry, but I... You know, you are properly taking the mick now. | 0:17:41 | 0:17:44 | |
Has it ever occurred to you, Donna, that the people who find it | 0:17:44 | 0:17:47 | |
difficult to meditate are the people that might need it the most? | 0:17:47 | 0:17:52 | |
I'm as keen on spending the council's money as the next person, | 0:17:53 | 0:17:57 | |
but the fact is, you've had us sitting here all morning | 0:17:57 | 0:18:00 | |
and we haven't even had a free biscuit! | 0:18:00 | 0:18:02 | |
So that's it. I'm off. Who's with me? | 0:18:02 | 0:18:04 | |
Hang on! We haven't finished. | 0:18:04 | 0:18:07 | |
We haven't written out our personal projection plans yet! | 0:18:07 | 0:18:10 | |
How 'bout I give you mine now? | 0:18:10 | 0:18:12 | |
No! No. | 0:18:12 | 0:18:14 | |
Actually, I think that's our cue to be going, don't you, yeah? | 0:18:14 | 0:18:18 | |
Know when not to push your luck, eh? | 0:18:18 | 0:18:20 | |
I will see you all on the market later on. | 0:18:20 | 0:18:23 | |
We can talk through your personal projection plans then! | 0:18:23 | 0:18:25 | |
Yes. Thanks, Rob. | 0:18:25 | 0:18:28 | |
You hate him as much as the rest of us. Admit it. | 0:18:28 | 0:18:31 | |
Derek, it's Denise. | 0:18:34 | 0:18:36 | |
Will you give me a call back when you get this? | 0:18:36 | 0:18:39 | |
What're you doing? You going to go and check up on Dot? | 0:18:41 | 0:18:45 | |
Well, I thought, after last night, you know... | 0:18:45 | 0:18:47 | |
I mean, it's not like Dot to say she's going to be somewhere, | 0:18:47 | 0:18:50 | |
then not turn up. | 0:18:50 | 0:18:52 | |
Yeah, well, there must be something in the water. | 0:18:52 | 0:18:54 | |
There's a few people acting out of character today. | 0:18:54 | 0:18:57 | |
Ah, no, it doesn't matter. It'll sort itself out. | 0:18:58 | 0:19:01 | |
Well, go on, then, be a Good Samaritan. | 0:19:01 | 0:19:04 | |
Dot! | 0:19:10 | 0:19:12 | |
Help me! | 0:19:12 | 0:19:14 | |
Please! | 0:19:16 | 0:19:17 | |
I've fallen! | 0:19:19 | 0:19:22 | |
I can't get up! Please! Please! | 0:19:22 | 0:19:25 | |
Help me! | 0:19:25 | 0:19:27 | |
Dot! | 0:19:29 | 0:19:30 | |
If you're looking for the old biddy, | 0:19:30 | 0:19:32 | |
I'm pretty sure I see her go out before. | 0:19:32 | 0:19:34 | |
"The old biddy?" | 0:19:34 | 0:19:36 | |
Yeah - what's her name? Doris? | 0:19:36 | 0:19:38 | |
Oi, where's your purse? | 0:19:39 | 0:19:40 | |
None of your business is where! | 0:19:40 | 0:19:42 | |
D'you always let your kids talk to you like that? | 0:19:44 | 0:19:46 | |
Yeah, cos you're one to judge. | 0:19:46 | 0:19:48 | |
He never got a slap off me. Him, or the dog. | 0:19:48 | 0:19:51 | |
She's probably nipped out to the shops or across to see Abi. | 0:19:59 | 0:20:02 | |
Yeah, you're probably right. | 0:20:02 | 0:20:05 | |
Oh, did I tell you? Yolande texted me this morning. | 0:20:05 | 0:20:09 | |
"Thanks for a wonderful evening." | 0:20:10 | 0:20:13 | |
Yeah, man. I still got it, you know. | 0:20:13 | 0:20:16 | |
-Yeah, man. -You haven't lost it. | 0:20:16 | 0:20:19 | |
It doesn't sound... as if he's coming back. | 0:20:21 | 0:20:27 | |
Sounds like you had fun this morning. | 0:20:33 | 0:20:34 | |
Are you joking? | 0:20:34 | 0:20:36 | |
It was about as much fun as a broken leg and twice as painful. | 0:20:36 | 0:20:39 | |
I don't suppose you know why the Minute Mart's shut, do you? | 0:20:39 | 0:20:42 | |
No, it's not in my jurisdiction. Staffing problems? Who knows? | 0:20:42 | 0:20:46 | |
I know you're really enjoying your new job at the council, | 0:20:46 | 0:20:49 | |
but you're the best market enforcement officer | 0:20:49 | 0:20:51 | |
we have ever had. Please don't leave us in the lurch. | 0:20:51 | 0:20:54 | |
Well, yesterday you said I was leaving you in the lurch | 0:20:54 | 0:20:57 | |
for not being here half the time. | 0:20:57 | 0:20:58 | |
Yeah, and now I wish I hadn't shot my mouth off! | 0:20:58 | 0:21:01 | |
Listen, turn up one hour a week | 0:21:01 | 0:21:02 | |
and you'd still be better than that numpty. | 0:21:02 | 0:21:05 | |
I'm not just thinking of myself here. | 0:21:07 | 0:21:10 | |
I'm not sure I could be held responsible for my actions | 0:21:10 | 0:21:13 | |
if I have to share a public space with him day in, day out. | 0:21:13 | 0:21:17 | |
Yeah, the paperwork's been signed. | 0:21:17 | 0:21:20 | |
Not sure I could back out even if I wanted to. | 0:21:20 | 0:21:22 | |
Looks like you and Mr Jackson | 0:21:22 | 0:21:24 | |
are just going to have to get used to each other. | 0:21:24 | 0:21:26 | |
Mum. Speaking of getting used to people... | 0:21:32 | 0:21:37 | |
Don't know how to say this gently. | 0:21:38 | 0:21:40 | |
Me and Denise are back together. | 0:21:41 | 0:21:43 | |
Come on, say something. | 0:21:47 | 0:21:49 | |
Thanks for letting me know. | 0:21:50 | 0:21:52 | |
Say something else. | 0:21:53 | 0:21:55 | |
Sorry about being stroppy before. | 0:22:05 | 0:22:08 | |
I told her. You just wanted Friday to be special. | 0:22:08 | 0:22:11 | |
There's nothing wrong with that. | 0:22:11 | 0:22:13 | |
Linda's so weird when it comes to the Royals. | 0:22:13 | 0:22:16 | |
You'd think she actually grew up with them, | 0:22:16 | 0:22:17 | |
the amount of photos she's got knocking around. | 0:22:17 | 0:22:20 | |
She used to cut pictures of Diana out of the papers | 0:22:20 | 0:22:22 | |
-when she was a kid. -S'like me and Sinitta! | 0:22:22 | 0:22:26 | |
Elaine, she used to put them in a scrap book. | 0:22:26 | 0:22:29 | |
It's one of the things she showed me when we first met. | 0:22:29 | 0:22:32 | |
Really proud of it, she was, bless her. | 0:22:32 | 0:22:34 | |
What're you so happy about? | 0:22:39 | 0:22:40 | |
I know what I want to get Linda for her birthday. | 0:22:41 | 0:22:44 | |
Hello! | 0:22:45 | 0:22:46 | |
I'll have a lemonade. Patrick? | 0:22:46 | 0:22:49 | |
Rum! | 0:22:49 | 0:22:51 | |
You're really stretching out your birthday, ain't you? | 0:22:51 | 0:22:54 | |
You feeling better? | 0:22:54 | 0:22:55 | |
I'm sorry, I don't mean to mother you, it's just, | 0:22:55 | 0:22:57 | |
you seemed a little bit shaken after what happened. | 0:22:57 | 0:23:00 | |
-Whoa, whoa, whoa. What's happened? -No, it's nothing, Dad. | 0:23:00 | 0:23:02 | |
Just leave it, all right? | 0:23:02 | 0:23:03 | |
Yeah. It was just a little bit of a confrontation, that's all. | 0:23:03 | 0:23:06 | |
What, someone been giving it to you? | 0:23:06 | 0:23:08 | |
Cos if they have, you walk away. That's what we always taught you. | 0:23:08 | 0:23:10 | |
Yeah, that's what you always taught me! | 0:23:10 | 0:23:13 | |
Lee and Nancy, you told them to stick up for themselves, but, what? | 0:23:13 | 0:23:15 | |
Poor old Johnny has to be wrapped up in cotton wool. | 0:23:15 | 0:23:18 | |
I don't think that's what your dad meant. | 0:23:18 | 0:23:19 | |
No, you say walk away, but where's that got me? | 0:23:19 | 0:23:22 | |
When am I going to stop and finally stand up for what I believe in? | 0:23:22 | 0:23:26 | |
Since when does the Minute Mart shut this time of the day? | 0:23:29 | 0:23:31 | |
It doesn't normally. | 0:23:31 | 0:23:33 | |
No fixed hours, | 0:23:33 | 0:23:34 | |
customers not knowing whether they're coming or going... | 0:23:34 | 0:23:37 | |
Sounds like the Minute Mart could do | 0:23:37 | 0:23:39 | |
-with a dose of the Robbie Jackson treatment! -Yeah. | 0:23:39 | 0:23:41 | |
So, be honest, how do you think that went earlier? | 0:23:41 | 0:23:45 | |
-Honest? -HE CLEARS THROAT | 0:23:46 | 0:23:48 | |
You really made an impression, Rob. Yeah. | 0:23:49 | 0:23:51 | |
You keep that up, mate, | 0:23:51 | 0:23:53 | |
you'll have this place whipped into shape in no time. | 0:23:53 | 0:23:55 | |
I was dead nervous about coming back, you know. | 0:23:55 | 0:23:57 | |
Was you? Right, well, you know, that's good to hear, mate. | 0:23:57 | 0:23:59 | |
Cos I've gotta say, you've come across a little bit... | 0:23:59 | 0:24:02 | |
-what's the word? -Confident? | 0:24:02 | 0:24:04 | |
Up yourself, actually. | 0:24:04 | 0:24:06 | |
But listen, don't worry, they don't know you like I do. | 0:24:06 | 0:24:08 | |
-They'll soon come round. -Thanks, mate. | 0:24:08 | 0:24:11 | |
I can't believe Sonia never mentioned that you were moving back. | 0:24:11 | 0:24:14 | |
Does she know you've got this job? | 0:24:14 | 0:24:16 | |
There are no secrets between me and Son. | 0:24:17 | 0:24:20 | |
Really? It's just that we speak together on the phone, like, | 0:24:20 | 0:24:22 | |
-every other week about Bex. -Sonia is your ex, Martin. | 0:24:22 | 0:24:26 | |
I doubt she tells you everything, do you? | 0:24:26 | 0:24:28 | |
Anyway, she probably didn't want to make you feel bad, you know, | 0:24:28 | 0:24:30 | |
start comparing yourself to me. | 0:24:30 | 0:24:32 | |
You think? | 0:24:32 | 0:24:33 | |
Well, yeah, I mean, I've got this brand-new job, | 0:24:33 | 0:24:36 | |
a swanky new apartment by the tube station. | 0:24:36 | 0:24:38 | |
What, the really expensive ones? | 0:24:39 | 0:24:42 | |
Blimey. | 0:24:42 | 0:24:43 | |
Of course, they don't let you have any pets - | 0:24:43 | 0:24:45 | |
far too upmarket for that. | 0:24:45 | 0:24:47 | |
That's about the only silver lining to losing Wellard II. | 0:24:49 | 0:24:52 | |
Anyway, I should go in and check on Bex and say hi. | 0:24:52 | 0:24:56 | |
'Bout time she had a male role model she can really look up to. | 0:24:56 | 0:24:59 | |
Say it. | 0:25:11 | 0:25:13 | |
I think...I hate Robbie Jackson. | 0:25:16 | 0:25:19 | |
Mick, I need your credit card. | 0:25:24 | 0:25:26 | |
What? | 0:25:26 | 0:25:27 | |
Right. You and Linda, yeah, ten nights in Klosters. | 0:25:27 | 0:25:31 | |
Just a click of a button away. The perfect birthday present. | 0:25:31 | 0:25:34 | |
What, Tenerife sold out, was it? | 0:25:34 | 0:25:36 | |
It's Klosters, you plum. Where Lady Di and Charles used to go. | 0:25:36 | 0:25:39 | |
Look, just think about it. | 0:25:39 | 0:25:41 | |
Linda, she can live out her Lady Di fantasy, and you, | 0:25:41 | 0:25:44 | |
well, you can be propping up the bar. | 0:25:44 | 0:25:46 | |
Oh, yeah, and I spoke to Tina. | 0:25:49 | 0:25:51 | |
She had a word with Kathy. They're doing the catering on Friday - | 0:25:51 | 0:25:54 | |
you know, just like finger foods | 0:25:54 | 0:25:56 | |
and sandwiches, but just like the Jubilee. | 0:25:56 | 0:25:58 | |
Who says I can't do perfect? | 0:25:59 | 0:26:01 | |
Thanks, Mum. | 0:26:02 | 0:26:04 | |
If you look at that clock one more time... | 0:26:10 | 0:26:13 | |
I can't help it. | 0:26:13 | 0:26:15 | |
Look, until I come face-to-face with her, I will keep on worrying, | 0:26:15 | 0:26:18 | |
all right? | 0:26:18 | 0:26:19 | |
Look, just finish your drink and go. | 0:26:19 | 0:26:21 | |
But if she's safe as houses eating that rum cake all to herself, | 0:26:21 | 0:26:24 | |
don't say I didn't warn you! | 0:26:24 | 0:26:26 | |
KNOCKING | 0:26:29 | 0:26:31 | |
DOOR OPENS | 0:26:31 | 0:26:34 | |
Patrick? | 0:26:34 | 0:26:36 | |
Hello? | 0:26:36 | 0:26:38 | |
-That you?! -Dot, it's only me. It's only Sonia. | 0:26:38 | 0:26:41 | |
Oh. Where are you? | 0:26:41 | 0:26:43 | |
-Dot? -Son. | 0:26:45 | 0:26:48 | |
What on Earth has happened?! | 0:26:48 | 0:26:50 | |
Hang on, Dot. | 0:26:55 | 0:26:56 | |
-How long... -Oh! -How long have you been down here? Eh? | 0:26:58 | 0:27:02 | |
Why has no-one been to check on you? Eh? | 0:27:03 | 0:27:07 | |
Nobody knew. | 0:27:07 | 0:27:10 | |
Oh... | 0:27:10 | 0:27:12 | |
Nobody...to blame. | 0:27:12 | 0:27:15 | |
Well, it isn't going to happen again. Ever. D'you understand? | 0:27:15 | 0:27:20 | |
I'm back now. | 0:27:20 | 0:27:22 |