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Ready? | 0:00:25 | 0:00:27 | |
That's nice, isn't it? Lovely. | 0:00:27 | 0:00:29 | |
-Mind yourself. -Don't spill it. | 0:00:29 | 0:00:32 | |
Get off, it's fine. | 0:00:32 | 0:00:34 | |
-DOOR OPENS -Shush! | 0:00:34 | 0:00:36 | |
-ALL: -Happy birthday! | 0:00:39 | 0:00:42 | |
-Yay! -Wait now, man. Don't say all this is for me. | 0:00:42 | 0:00:44 | |
I can't see anyone else around here who's got a birthday, can you? | 0:00:44 | 0:00:47 | |
Come on, get yourself sat down. | 0:00:47 | 0:00:49 | |
I've got you some lovely bacon rolls from the caff, | 0:00:49 | 0:00:52 | |
I've got you a lovely hot pot of tea. | 0:00:52 | 0:00:55 | |
And a selection of today's papers for your perusal. | 0:00:55 | 0:00:58 | |
Basically, everything a gentleman of a certain vintage should | 0:00:58 | 0:01:01 | |
require to put his feet up and get spoiled. | 0:01:01 | 0:01:04 | |
Happy birthday, sir. | 0:01:04 | 0:01:06 | |
-I don't want you all to go to this much trouble. -It's no trouble. | 0:01:06 | 0:01:11 | |
And we've also arranged for a few drinks over at the Vic later. | 0:01:11 | 0:01:14 | |
There's more than a few of us that want to wish you a | 0:01:14 | 0:01:17 | |
-happy birthday, you know? -Denise... -Uh-uh. I told her, Patrick. | 0:01:17 | 0:01:20 | |
-I said, this man, he don't want no fuss. -And I told him he's got no choice in the matter. | 0:01:20 | 0:01:24 | |
-Why aren't you eating? -Look now, man, all I wanted to do was to spend the way wandering | 0:01:26 | 0:01:30 | |
-round record shops and just... -Oh, great! | 0:01:30 | 0:01:33 | |
Great, cos Kim's given me a few hours off from looking after Pearl, so I'll come with you. | 0:01:33 | 0:01:37 | |
Ah! Now, that's what I like to see. | 0:01:44 | 0:01:46 | |
Someone with a firm hand on the rules and regs. | 0:01:46 | 0:01:49 | |
Don't fancy taking over as market enforcement officer, do you? | 0:01:49 | 0:01:52 | |
I think I'll stick to the job I've got, thanks. | 0:01:52 | 0:01:55 | |
Here you are, Don. | 0:01:55 | 0:01:56 | |
We'll be lucky to sell anything, the state of this place today. | 0:01:56 | 0:02:00 | |
-Are we all right, mate? -Yeah. It's hardly a surprise, is it? | 0:02:00 | 0:02:03 | |
Things have been getting worse for weeks. | 0:02:03 | 0:02:06 | |
Yeah, and we all know why. | 0:02:06 | 0:02:08 | |
-What have I done? -You're related to the problem! | 0:02:08 | 0:02:12 | |
-Oh. -Carmel's hardly been on the market lately. No wonder the rules are being broken. | 0:02:12 | 0:02:15 | |
She's got a new job. She's under a lot of pressure, | 0:02:15 | 0:02:18 | |
-trying to juggle that and the market. -We're not trying to get her into trouble. | 0:02:18 | 0:02:21 | |
-We're trying to get her back here full time. -Thing is, mate. This isn't really about Carmel anyway. | 0:02:21 | 0:02:26 | |
It's about the council poaching her for this new job without even | 0:02:26 | 0:02:29 | |
thinking about who can replace her old responsibilities, you know? | 0:02:29 | 0:02:32 | |
Which is why we have to make a formal complaint to the council. | 0:02:32 | 0:02:35 | |
Tell them that the Bridge Street traders will not take this lying down. | 0:02:35 | 0:02:39 | |
Right, dig in, you lot. | 0:02:41 | 0:02:43 | |
Just my little way of saying sorry for not being around much lately. | 0:02:43 | 0:02:46 | |
So, what have I missed? | 0:02:49 | 0:02:51 | |
Finished the new wallpaper last night. Hope she likes it. | 0:02:51 | 0:02:54 | |
You could draw all over that wallpaper with | 0:02:54 | 0:02:57 | |
a wax crayon and she'd still think it was a work of art. | 0:02:57 | 0:03:00 | |
Of course I'm looking forward to getting you back here. | 0:03:00 | 0:03:03 | |
It'll just be you, me and the family. You know, we'll have a little quiet one and... | 0:03:03 | 0:03:06 | |
'Aw, I can't wait to have you all myself for a bit.' | 0:03:06 | 0:03:10 | |
Yeah. Um, you put the lips on Ollie for me, won't you? Ta-da. | 0:03:10 | 0:03:16 | |
What? | 0:03:18 | 0:03:20 | |
-Quiet one?! It's her birthday the weekend. -Yeah. | 0:03:20 | 0:03:23 | |
Me and Whit had already started planning the party. | 0:03:23 | 0:03:26 | |
We thought it could be just what we all need, with everything that's been going on. | 0:03:26 | 0:03:29 | |
-She don't want it. She just wants to chill out. -You sure that's not a front? -Yeah. | 0:03:29 | 0:03:33 | |
Because she really wants to sit opposite you all weekend, | 0:03:33 | 0:03:37 | |
looking at your ugly mug at the dinner table! | 0:03:37 | 0:03:39 | |
You know what? It is her 40th and we run a pub. | 0:03:42 | 0:03:47 | |
So I'd look like a right wrong 'un if I didn't roll out the red | 0:03:47 | 0:03:50 | |
-carpet for her, wouldn't I? -Yeah. If we put our heads together, | 0:03:50 | 0:03:54 | |
we can come up with something really special. | 0:03:54 | 0:03:56 | |
-We got any more of this? -Downstairs. | 0:03:56 | 0:03:58 | |
You know, it looks to me that you couldn't be bothered about | 0:04:00 | 0:04:03 | |
this party until you started thinking about the alternatives. | 0:04:03 | 0:04:06 | |
Having loads of people around, Mick, ain't going to change the | 0:04:06 | 0:04:09 | |
fact that you and Linda have got things to talk about. | 0:04:09 | 0:04:12 | |
I don't want to appear big-headed, but you may want to make sure | 0:04:14 | 0:04:18 | |
you see a copy of this month's Minute Mart bulletin. | 0:04:18 | 0:04:22 | |
I hear the cover star is someone quite close to home. | 0:04:23 | 0:04:26 | |
-No! -Yes. | 0:04:30 | 0:04:32 | |
-Would you believe it? -How did they know that I used to model? | 0:04:32 | 0:04:35 | |
I mean, don't they want me to do a proper photoshoot or something? | 0:04:35 | 0:04:39 | |
No, no, Honey. It's not you, it's me. | 0:04:39 | 0:04:43 | |
It's all to do with the success of the Back To Work scheme, you know? | 0:04:43 | 0:04:46 | |
Yolanda says I'm the poster boy of the whole thing! | 0:04:46 | 0:04:50 | |
Well, I'm very proud of you. | 0:04:50 | 0:04:54 | |
I ran into an old mate of mine the other night, Bobby. | 0:04:54 | 0:04:57 | |
We used to drink together when I first lost Earl. | 0:04:58 | 0:05:01 | |
We're the same age, but he looks ten years older. Do you know why? | 0:05:03 | 0:05:08 | |
Retirement. It's the quickest route to an early grave. | 0:05:08 | 0:05:11 | |
When I... When I started working here, it was all a bit of a lark. | 0:05:13 | 0:05:17 | |
But without it, who knows where I'd be? | 0:05:18 | 0:05:20 | |
Aw. Actually, do you mind if I pop out for a minute? Dot called. | 0:05:23 | 0:05:28 | |
-She's making a Jamaican rum cake for Patrick's birthday. -Oh! | 0:05:28 | 0:05:31 | |
Promised I'd run her over a bottle. | 0:05:31 | 0:05:34 | |
Actually, I'd appreciate it if you'd stay put for a bit, Honey. | 0:05:34 | 0:05:37 | |
-Yolanda! What a lovely surprise! -Nice to see you. | 0:05:37 | 0:05:41 | |
There is something that I would like to discuss with Derek in private. | 0:05:41 | 0:05:44 | |
-Is there anything other than bills in that lot? -Doesn't look like it. | 0:05:55 | 0:05:59 | |
Oi, you ain't tampering with your exam results, are you? | 0:06:20 | 0:06:23 | |
Junk mail. I told you, exam results aren't out till the end of the week. | 0:06:23 | 0:06:26 | |
Well, when they do, I want to be the first to know cos it ain't | 0:06:26 | 0:06:28 | |
just your mother we'll be opening the bubbly for this weekend, eh? | 0:06:28 | 0:06:31 | |
Fi just dropped these off. | 0:06:31 | 0:06:33 | |
Barmaid CVs for the pile. | 0:06:33 | 0:06:36 | |
-Oh, brilliant. -Look, if you intend on having this party, | 0:06:36 | 0:06:40 | |
is there anything I can do to help? | 0:06:40 | 0:06:41 | |
Funny you should say that. I've got a list of things to do over there. | 0:06:41 | 0:06:45 | |
Blowing up balloons and sending out invites? | 0:06:50 | 0:06:52 | |
-Why do I get the feeling I've got the skivvy's job? -All right. All right. Don't get the hump. | 0:06:52 | 0:06:57 | |
Anything important, I want to do it myself, don't I? | 0:06:57 | 0:07:00 | |
Look, Mick, I know I'm part of this problem. | 0:07:00 | 0:07:03 | |
That's why I want to help you sort things out, not walk away from them. | 0:07:03 | 0:07:06 | |
If you want to help me, go through that list for me. Thank you. | 0:07:06 | 0:07:09 | |
Urgh. | 0:07:14 | 0:07:15 | |
I... I hope you don't think I'm too cheeky, asking for the extra copies | 0:07:21 | 0:07:26 | |
of the Minute Mart bulletin. | 0:07:27 | 0:07:30 | |
-That's what you want to talk about, isn't it? -Actually, no. | 0:07:30 | 0:07:34 | |
I was on my way to another shop when I got a call from head office. | 0:07:34 | 0:07:37 | |
It turns out that there is a problem with your DBS check. | 0:07:39 | 0:07:43 | |
That went through ages ago. | 0:07:43 | 0:07:45 | |
I've been working at the Minute Mart for two months now. | 0:07:45 | 0:07:48 | |
Your application was put forward, | 0:07:48 | 0:07:51 | |
but there were delays with checking your references. | 0:07:51 | 0:07:55 | |
I'm sorry about that, on our part. | 0:07:55 | 0:07:58 | |
I suppose you being the face of the Back To Work scheme got you | 0:07:58 | 0:08:01 | |
to the top of the pile. | 0:08:01 | 0:08:03 | |
Did they say what sort of problem? | 0:08:04 | 0:08:06 | |
It appears, um... | 0:08:10 | 0:08:11 | |
..you failed to declare a criminal record. | 0:08:13 | 0:08:15 | |
I mean, I don't have the details yet, | 0:08:17 | 0:08:20 | |
but I want to give you the chance to explain it for yourself. | 0:08:20 | 0:08:23 | |
I see. | 0:08:26 | 0:08:28 | |
There has been a meeting scheduled for tomorrow to discuss the | 0:08:28 | 0:08:31 | |
matter before the Minute Mart bulletin goes to press. | 0:08:31 | 0:08:36 | |
So I don't embarrass them by being on the cover, you mean! | 0:08:36 | 0:08:39 | |
Look... | 0:08:42 | 0:08:44 | |
Derek, please, look, | 0:08:44 | 0:08:46 | |
if you give me your side of the story, | 0:08:46 | 0:08:48 | |
then I can go to the meeting prepared, I can fight your corner. | 0:08:48 | 0:08:52 | |
I'll find out the truth when I get back to the head office anyway. | 0:08:54 | 0:08:57 | |
So why not just save some time and tell me now? | 0:08:57 | 0:09:00 | |
If you're not honest with me, I can't help you. | 0:09:02 | 0:09:05 | |
What do you think the outcome of tomorrow's meeting will be then? | 0:09:08 | 0:09:12 | |
If you don't offer up any explanation, we will have | 0:09:12 | 0:09:14 | |
no choice but to remove you from the Back To Work scheme. | 0:09:14 | 0:09:19 | |
Oh, another one in there for me, please, Tin. | 0:09:22 | 0:09:24 | |
Mum, I'm sorry about earlier. | 0:09:24 | 0:09:26 | |
I did try and tell them it's not your fault. | 0:09:26 | 0:09:28 | |
And I will get them to drop the formal complaint idea if you | 0:09:28 | 0:09:31 | |
think it's going to cause ructions. | 0:09:31 | 0:09:33 | |
It won't cause any because there's no need to make it. | 0:09:35 | 0:09:38 | |
Donna's right. The market needs a full-time enforcement officer. | 0:09:38 | 0:09:43 | |
And the council can't get away without providing one. | 0:09:43 | 0:09:46 | |
I told them ages ago, they should officially make | 0:09:46 | 0:09:48 | |
me part-time and get someone else in as a job share. | 0:09:48 | 0:09:52 | |
And I'm pleased to say they've finally pulled their finger | 0:09:52 | 0:09:55 | |
out and decided to do it. | 0:09:55 | 0:09:57 | |
-Sorry. -Part-time? | 0:09:57 | 0:09:59 | |
-Sorry. -Are you sure? | 0:09:59 | 0:10:01 | |
No, but I'm not ready to give up my council work either. | 0:10:02 | 0:10:06 | |
And Bridge Street deserves more than half measures, so... | 0:10:06 | 0:10:09 | |
Why didn't you say all this before when everything was mouthing off? | 0:10:09 | 0:10:13 | |
Cheers. | 0:10:13 | 0:10:14 | |
-Hard to get a word in, once Donna gets going. -Yeah. | 0:10:14 | 0:10:17 | |
And I just got word that my new evil twin is coming down later to | 0:10:17 | 0:10:22 | |
introduce himself. | 0:10:22 | 0:10:23 | |
-Ah. -Give him hell, won't you? | 0:10:24 | 0:10:26 | |
Yeah, there's just something I wanted to... | 0:10:26 | 0:10:28 | |
Will you stop worrying, Kushy? I'm fine. Thanks for this. | 0:10:28 | 0:10:31 | |
-Cheers. -All right, son? -All right, mate? | 0:10:36 | 0:10:38 | |
-Hello. -Hello, my darling. | 0:10:38 | 0:10:40 | |
I need a favour. As you know, it's L's 40th on Friday. | 0:10:40 | 0:10:44 | |
Do you want me to organise her party? | 0:10:45 | 0:10:47 | |
-You can help organise the party, yeah? -Yay. | 0:10:47 | 0:10:50 | |
So, Johnny's coming over this afternoon. | 0:10:50 | 0:10:53 | |
I want the pair of you to go on the market, get some party bits. | 0:10:53 | 0:10:55 | |
Now, I want classy. | 0:10:55 | 0:10:57 | |
All right? So there's 60 jib here. All right? Give us a kiss. | 0:10:57 | 0:11:01 | |
-Love you. -Love ya! | 0:11:01 | 0:11:03 | |
Ta-ra. | 0:11:03 | 0:11:04 | |
So, what are you doing? Are you thinking how much | 0:11:14 | 0:11:17 | |
has it changed, or how much it's stayed the same? | 0:11:17 | 0:11:20 | |
A little of both, I suppose. | 0:11:22 | 0:11:24 | |
The market seems to have gone downhill since I was last here. | 0:11:26 | 0:11:30 | |
Yeah. | 0:11:30 | 0:11:31 | |
Listen, I didn't get a chance to thank you for what you tried | 0:11:31 | 0:11:34 | |
to do for me back at head office. | 0:11:34 | 0:11:37 | |
I'm so sorry that I kicked off like that. | 0:11:38 | 0:11:42 | |
I can't imagine it could have been easy for you at your end. | 0:11:42 | 0:11:45 | |
Well, I am just sorry that I couldn't do more to help you | 0:11:45 | 0:11:47 | |
keep your job. | 0:11:47 | 0:11:49 | |
No, actually, I'm glad that you didn't. | 0:11:49 | 0:11:51 | |
Me losing my job, | 0:11:52 | 0:11:54 | |
it was the best thing that could have happened to me. | 0:11:54 | 0:11:57 | |
Yeah, not that it hasn't been hard at times, | 0:11:57 | 0:12:00 | |
but now I can be whoever I want to be. | 0:12:00 | 0:12:03 | |
-Ooh, so, Denise of the Minute Mart is long gone! -Yeah. | 0:12:03 | 0:12:07 | |
I've just been shopping with Patrick. | 0:12:07 | 0:12:09 | |
Got halfway up the Portobello market and got separated and if | 0:12:09 | 0:12:12 | |
he isn't at home, I'm going to have to send a search party out for him. | 0:12:12 | 0:12:15 | |
Today's his birthday. | 0:12:15 | 0:12:17 | |
It's funny how you can't get those old dates out of your head, eh? | 0:12:19 | 0:12:22 | |
Yeah, so, you know what? | 0:12:24 | 0:12:25 | |
We're going to make a little bit of a fuss of him, | 0:12:25 | 0:12:28 | |
show him how much he means to us. We're going to have a few drinks at the Vic later, | 0:12:28 | 0:12:31 | |
so if you fancy coming along... | 0:12:31 | 0:12:33 | |
Look, I know there's been water under the bridge, | 0:12:35 | 0:12:40 | |
but I also know how much he'd love to see you. | 0:12:40 | 0:12:43 | |
I can't. | 0:12:43 | 0:12:45 | |
Look, I've got to visit another shop in Mile End and I haven't | 0:12:45 | 0:12:48 | |
brought a gift. | 0:12:48 | 0:12:49 | |
You can swing by after work and as for a present, come on, | 0:12:49 | 0:12:52 | |
come on, you know Patrick better than I do. | 0:12:52 | 0:12:54 | |
Just give him a record he can dance to and he's going to be happy with that, isn't he? | 0:12:54 | 0:12:58 | |
Let me think about it. | 0:12:59 | 0:13:02 | |
Hey. Here, has this new market enforcement officer got a name? | 0:13:08 | 0:13:11 | |
She just said he'd be coming here to the market later to do introductions. | 0:13:11 | 0:13:14 | |
I'm all for it. Unless they've employed the invisible man, | 0:13:14 | 0:13:17 | |
-he's got to be an improvement, right? -Yeah. | 0:13:17 | 0:13:19 | |
Excuse me. | 0:13:23 | 0:13:25 | |
Thank you. | 0:13:25 | 0:13:26 | |
It was... | 0:13:31 | 0:13:32 | |
It was nothing, you know, serious, | 0:13:34 | 0:13:36 | |
Yolanda wanted to chat to you about, was it? | 0:13:36 | 0:13:39 | |
It's just a silly admin error on my job application. | 0:13:39 | 0:13:43 | |
All sorted now. | 0:13:43 | 0:13:44 | |
Ah, that's good. | 0:13:44 | 0:13:46 | |
DOOR OPENS | 0:14:02 | 0:14:04 | |
Oh. | 0:14:06 | 0:14:08 | |
There you are. | 0:14:08 | 0:14:10 | |
It's like one minute you were right in front of | 0:14:10 | 0:14:12 | |
me and the next minute, you just disappeared. | 0:14:12 | 0:14:15 | |
It's all the crowds. | 0:14:15 | 0:14:17 | |
I mean, you know what it's like over there. | 0:14:17 | 0:14:19 | |
Yeah, I'm just disappointed because I thought we'd get to spend | 0:14:19 | 0:14:22 | |
the afternoon together, that's all. | 0:14:22 | 0:14:24 | |
It's just another day. Why all the fuss? | 0:14:24 | 0:14:27 | |
Because it's your birthday. | 0:14:27 | 0:14:29 | |
And it's like the one time of year when people come together and | 0:14:29 | 0:14:32 | |
-they show the love. -Yes... -It's important. | 0:14:32 | 0:14:35 | |
All I need is my racing paper, comfy chair, and a bit of piece and quiet. | 0:14:35 | 0:14:39 | |
I don't need you running around. | 0:14:39 | 0:14:41 | |
Or spending money on me that you don't have. | 0:14:41 | 0:14:44 | |
Ah. | 0:14:44 | 0:14:46 | |
Right. | 0:14:46 | 0:14:49 | |
So, that's why you weren't keen on joining us for | 0:14:49 | 0:14:52 | |
a drink at the Vic later. | 0:14:52 | 0:14:54 | |
Well, I should have known that there was something really wrong. | 0:14:55 | 0:14:59 | |
Until hell freezes over, there's no chance of Patrick Trueman refusing a drink, is there? | 0:14:59 | 0:15:03 | |
-Denise, I don't need you wasting your cash on me. What's wrong with that? -Nothing, | 0:15:03 | 0:15:06 | |
except I'm kind of big enough to decide for myself what I can and I can't afford. | 0:15:06 | 0:15:10 | |
Yes, I used to think that, until you started putting your pride before your health. | 0:15:10 | 0:15:14 | |
-Come on. That was just a one-off. -Huh? | 0:15:14 | 0:15:16 | |
I'm not saying that my bank account has improved very much, but there's | 0:15:19 | 0:15:22 | |
no chance of me ever putting myself in that sort of situation again. | 0:15:22 | 0:15:26 | |
Things are on the up. They really are. | 0:15:28 | 0:15:31 | |
Have you been worrying about this? | 0:15:35 | 0:15:38 | |
How could I not, when you're starving yourself to death | 0:15:38 | 0:15:42 | |
and you don't even come and ask me for help? | 0:15:42 | 0:15:45 | |
Huh? | 0:15:45 | 0:15:47 | |
You mean the world to me, Patrick. | 0:15:54 | 0:15:57 | |
I've not got a dad and Mum's... | 0:15:58 | 0:16:00 | |
Well, there's a can of worms, if there ever was one. | 0:16:02 | 0:16:04 | |
You are one of the few steady things in my life. | 0:16:06 | 0:16:11 | |
I know I might have been a little bit OTT this morning, | 0:16:13 | 0:16:16 | |
but I would really love it if you'd let me take you for a drink. | 0:16:16 | 0:16:20 | |
Especially as we've got the flush side of the family over there, | 0:16:20 | 0:16:23 | |
ready to stand us a round of drinks. | 0:16:23 | 0:16:25 | |
-Now you're talking. -Ha! | 0:16:26 | 0:16:29 | |
And anyway, we've got to show up because I've invited Dot and | 0:16:29 | 0:16:32 | |
Abi says she's over there baking a cake and it's got about | 0:16:32 | 0:16:35 | |
a gallon of rum in it. | 0:16:35 | 0:16:37 | |
That woman knows me so well! Rum cake! | 0:16:37 | 0:16:41 | |
-Rum cake. -Yeah, man! | 0:16:41 | 0:16:43 | |
There we are! | 0:16:43 | 0:16:45 | |
I ain't ironed out all the details yet, but as it's L's 40th, | 0:16:45 | 0:16:47 | |
-I want to pull out all the stops, you know what I mean? -Yeah, course. | 0:16:47 | 0:16:50 | |
Well, for all your catering needs, Beales are here to help! | 0:16:50 | 0:16:53 | |
-Dad makes me say that last bit. -It's nice. | 0:16:55 | 0:16:57 | |
-That's good. -Don't worry, we'll sort you out all right. | 0:16:57 | 0:17:00 | |
Good man. | 0:17:00 | 0:17:01 | |
I... | 0:17:05 | 0:17:07 | |
I think I left my jumper here last night and I'm going to need | 0:17:07 | 0:17:10 | |
it for Mum's later, so... | 0:17:10 | 0:17:12 | |
Go on, girl. Crack on. | 0:17:12 | 0:17:14 | |
-Girls and fashion, eh? -Yeah! Just get me that quote, won't you, eh? | 0:17:14 | 0:17:18 | |
Ta-ta. | 0:17:18 | 0:17:20 | |
Here you are. Take a look at that. Your wish is our command! | 0:17:20 | 0:17:23 | |
Whoa. What did you do, Tin? Just found the first stall that sold pink tat and then buy the lot, yeah? | 0:17:23 | 0:17:27 | |
I said I wanted classy. I want to knock Linda's socks off. | 0:17:27 | 0:17:30 | |
I don't want her to think she's in Benidorm in an 18-30s gaff. Get rid of it! | 0:17:30 | 0:17:33 | |
A pint of your finest ale, please, landlord. | 0:17:33 | 0:17:35 | |
No problem, my old son. Oh, here he is! | 0:17:35 | 0:17:38 | |
I've got a little treat for you, young man. Oh, yes! | 0:17:38 | 0:17:40 | |
Because a little birdie tells me that it's happy birthday, isn't it? | 0:17:40 | 0:17:44 | |
Thank you, brother. Thank you. | 0:17:44 | 0:17:46 | |
-Pleasure. -Mick, they're doing their best. | 0:17:46 | 0:17:49 | |
You want to have a go at someone, have a go at me. | 0:17:49 | 0:17:52 | |
-You've done that guest list, have you? There's hardly anyone on it. -Well, who else is there? | 0:17:52 | 0:17:56 | |
Do you know what? I'm going to have to stop all this delegating capering. | 0:17:56 | 0:17:59 | |
If I want my Linda to have a proper Russell, I'm going to have to do it myself. | 0:17:59 | 0:18:03 | |
Get this lovely gentleman an ale. | 0:18:03 | 0:18:05 | |
-Bitter? -Please. | 0:18:08 | 0:18:09 | |
Derek! | 0:18:12 | 0:18:14 | |
Yeah, I'll speak to you later, Lib. Yeah, thanks for ringing. | 0:18:14 | 0:18:17 | |
Um, Honey tells me that we have a cover star in our midst. | 0:18:20 | 0:18:24 | |
Oh, it's just a silly internal magazine, that's all. | 0:18:24 | 0:18:27 | |
Come on, it's more than that. It's a sign of gratitude. | 0:18:27 | 0:18:31 | |
You could have your feet up, at your age. | 0:18:31 | 0:18:34 | |
Instead, you're here every day, you're serving customers, | 0:18:34 | 0:18:37 | |
and that might not mean an a lot to a lot of people, but it does to me. | 0:18:37 | 0:18:41 | |
Might not miss that tabard much, | 0:18:41 | 0:18:43 | |
but I'm glad the place is in such good hands. | 0:18:43 | 0:18:46 | |
So, good for you. | 0:18:46 | 0:18:49 | |
Thank you. | 0:18:49 | 0:18:51 | |
Look, it's Patrick's birthday. | 0:18:51 | 0:18:52 | |
Why don't you come and join us for a drink? | 0:18:52 | 0:18:55 | |
Oh, I can't. Um, I've got... | 0:18:55 | 0:18:58 | |
I think I'd really just rather be on my own. | 0:19:01 | 0:19:04 | |
-Oh. -Thank you. | 0:19:04 | 0:19:06 | |
I'm just helping Grandma with something and then I'll head | 0:19:08 | 0:19:10 | |
to the station. | 0:19:10 | 0:19:12 | |
Yeah, I won't be late. I promise. | 0:19:12 | 0:19:14 | |
Right, bye. | 0:19:14 | 0:19:16 | |
-You're an angel, Abi. -Oh, I can't stay long. | 0:19:16 | 0:19:19 | |
I said I'd catch the train to Mum's in a bit. | 0:19:19 | 0:19:21 | |
It's just a little treat for Patrick. | 0:19:21 | 0:19:23 | |
We'll whip it up in a jiffy. | 0:19:23 | 0:19:25 | |
Still no sign. | 0:19:25 | 0:19:26 | |
If he was hoping to introduce himself to the traders, | 0:19:26 | 0:19:29 | |
you'd have thought he'd at least turn up before the market shut. | 0:19:29 | 0:19:32 | |
Is this your idea of a joke? | 0:19:32 | 0:19:34 | |
Instead of one enforcement officer that don't show up, now we have two. | 0:19:34 | 0:19:38 | |
I wish I'd thought of it, but no. | 0:19:38 | 0:19:39 | |
Well, I don't know who this bloke is, | 0:19:39 | 0:19:41 | |
-but I can't say I'm warming to him. -Sorry to hear that. | 0:19:41 | 0:19:45 | |
Mr...Kazemi, is it? | 0:19:49 | 0:19:52 | |
Robbie? What are you...? | 0:19:52 | 0:19:54 | |
Please, no! | 0:19:56 | 0:19:57 | |
The job was confirmed at the end of last week. | 0:19:57 | 0:20:00 | |
I am the new market enforcement officer. | 0:20:00 | 0:20:04 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:20:04 | 0:20:07 | |
Patrick. | 0:20:08 | 0:20:10 | |
A taste of the Caribbean, | 0:20:10 | 0:20:13 | |
-in your honour. -Yes. | 0:20:13 | 0:20:15 | |
Shirley's been out the back, making them, from her own special | 0:20:15 | 0:20:18 | |
recipe, so they might not exactly be what you call authentic. | 0:20:18 | 0:20:21 | |
They got a bit of a kick, innit? | 0:20:24 | 0:20:26 | |
Yeah, that'll be the half bottle of rum that she put in each one. | 0:20:26 | 0:20:29 | |
Yeah. I tell you, I always have time for Shirls, you know. | 0:20:29 | 0:20:32 | |
JUKEBOX: # Ole, ole, ole, ole... # | 0:20:32 | 0:20:34 | |
-Oh, hello! -Hey! Who chose this one? | 0:20:34 | 0:20:37 | |
I raided your record collection and I made you a little bit of a mixtape. | 0:20:37 | 0:20:41 | |
All right! | 0:20:41 | 0:20:43 | |
Blimey, this takes me back! | 0:20:43 | 0:20:45 | |
I was once in lodgings with a bunch of blokes from Trinidad. | 0:20:45 | 0:20:48 | |
It was a long time ago, but I know my calypso from my chutney! | 0:20:48 | 0:20:52 | |
Hey, come over here and join us. Come on, come and join us, man. | 0:20:54 | 0:20:57 | |
Yeah, and Shirley might make you a Caribbean cocktail, if you're really unlucky! | 0:20:57 | 0:21:00 | |
I've never been one for drinking on my own, | 0:21:00 | 0:21:03 | |
but anything to get away from that racket upstairs! | 0:21:03 | 0:21:07 | |
Try coping with a noisy neighbour when she shares the same bed as you! | 0:21:07 | 0:21:11 | |
-Mwah! -How dare you! | 0:21:11 | 0:21:13 | |
See? I knew you'd enjoy your birthday, once you got out. | 0:21:14 | 0:21:18 | |
Yeah. Music, rum... All I need is somebody to dance with now! | 0:21:18 | 0:21:23 | |
I'm here! | 0:21:23 | 0:21:25 | |
Well, your luck might just be in there. | 0:21:25 | 0:21:28 | |
Are you sure you don't want to make a Victoria sponge? | 0:21:34 | 0:21:37 | |
It's Patrick's birthday. | 0:21:38 | 0:21:40 | |
I want to make him a cake that'll make his heart sing. | 0:21:40 | 0:21:44 | |
With the amount of butter and rum, | 0:21:44 | 0:21:45 | |
it's more likely to make his heart stop. | 0:21:45 | 0:21:48 | |
All right, what's next? | 0:21:48 | 0:21:50 | |
So, place all the cake ingredients, except the rum, vanilla, | 0:21:50 | 0:21:55 | |
and the butter and flavour in a bowl. | 0:21:55 | 0:21:58 | |
And beat on a medium speed for two minutes. | 0:21:58 | 0:22:02 | |
Right, OK. Here we go. | 0:22:02 | 0:22:04 | |
Where's your food mixer? | 0:22:05 | 0:22:07 | |
-So, he's Sonia's brother? -Mm. | 0:22:11 | 0:22:13 | |
Not the pick of the litter, truth be told. | 0:22:13 | 0:22:16 | |
Now he's our supervisor, in charge of pitch fees | 0:22:16 | 0:22:19 | |
and cleanliness and disputes. | 0:22:19 | 0:22:22 | |
Yeah... Look... | 0:22:22 | 0:22:24 | |
Er, Rob? Rob. | 0:22:24 | 0:22:26 | |
-This is a wind up, right? -Wind up? | 0:22:28 | 0:22:31 | |
No offence, it's just that the last time you worked on the market, | 0:22:31 | 0:22:35 | |
you were sweeping it. | 0:22:35 | 0:22:36 | |
Wouldn't it be a shame if we always judged people on what they | 0:22:36 | 0:22:39 | |
used to be like? | 0:22:39 | 0:22:41 | |
How would anyone ever be allowed to move forward? | 0:22:41 | 0:22:44 | |
I just mean, um... Are you even qualified? | 0:22:44 | 0:22:47 | |
-More than. Thanks for asking. -So why have you come back? | 0:22:47 | 0:22:50 | |
I mean, it's not like you got any family here, is it? Except for Dot and Bex. | 0:22:50 | 0:22:55 | |
Don't do yourself down, Martin. | 0:22:55 | 0:22:57 | |
Still got you. | 0:22:57 | 0:23:00 | |
Everyone, I'd like to make a few things crystal clear | 0:23:00 | 0:23:03 | |
before we begin our journey together. | 0:23:03 | 0:23:06 | |
Martin and I are related. | 0:23:06 | 0:23:09 | |
We've known each other for about 20 years now? | 0:23:09 | 0:23:12 | |
That doesn't mean I'll be playing favourites. | 0:23:12 | 0:23:15 | |
I treat all my children the same. | 0:23:15 | 0:23:17 | |
-All right. Well, we're not your children. -Sh-sh. Don't be offended. | 0:23:17 | 0:23:22 | |
I just meant in the sense that you'll be learning from me. | 0:23:22 | 0:23:26 | |
Taking the tools that I give you to make you all better people. | 0:23:26 | 0:23:29 | |
Right. Well, that's loads better(!) | 0:23:29 | 0:23:32 | |
Now, the council have arranged for us all to do some preliminary | 0:23:32 | 0:23:35 | |
training. I'll be doing it in groups, starting from tomorrow morning. Now, don't worry, | 0:23:35 | 0:23:40 | |
you'll all be given a budget to arrange cover for your stalls. | 0:23:40 | 0:23:43 | |
The only thing I ask is that you turn up on time with your | 0:23:43 | 0:23:46 | |
mind wide open for possibility. | 0:23:46 | 0:23:49 | |
The dream team back together, eh, bruv? | 0:23:52 | 0:23:54 | |
MUSIC PLAYS | 0:23:58 | 0:24:01 | |
I hope you don't think that Pops hasn't been well taken care | 0:24:10 | 0:24:13 | |
of since you left him in the lurch. | 0:24:13 | 0:24:15 | |
The lurch? | 0:24:15 | 0:24:16 | |
I got my eye on you, yeah? | 0:24:16 | 0:24:18 | |
Don't think a few drinks and you can weasel your way back in. | 0:24:18 | 0:24:21 | |
Your girls take good care of you, don't they? | 0:24:26 | 0:24:29 | |
I wasn't going to come, you know. | 0:24:33 | 0:24:35 | |
I thought that maybe the past was best left in the past. | 0:24:35 | 0:24:39 | |
Not when the past was as good as we had. | 0:24:39 | 0:24:43 | |
Happy birthday. | 0:24:48 | 0:24:50 | |
I saw this when I was passing a shop in Mile End and I thought - | 0:24:51 | 0:24:55 | |
I know a man who would like this. | 0:24:55 | 0:24:58 | |
Yeah, man! | 0:25:00 | 0:25:02 | |
All we need now is a choir. | 0:25:03 | 0:25:06 | |
I couldn't resist buying it. | 0:25:06 | 0:25:08 | |
Happy memories. | 0:25:09 | 0:25:10 | |
Tell me you haven't been snapped up by somebody else? | 0:25:11 | 0:25:15 | |
-Me? -Mm. | 0:25:17 | 0:25:20 | |
I am footloose and fancy free. | 0:25:20 | 0:25:22 | |
And you can stop your sweet talking, Mr Patrick Trueman. | 0:25:22 | 0:25:25 | |
We're pretty good, you and me. | 0:25:33 | 0:25:35 | |
We shouldn't be boastful, Abi. | 0:25:35 | 0:25:37 | |
Right, well, I'd better catch my train to Exeter. | 0:25:38 | 0:25:41 | |
But give my love to Patrick for me. And don't do anything I wouldn't do. | 0:25:41 | 0:25:45 | |
Abi! | 0:25:45 | 0:25:47 | |
See you later. | 0:25:47 | 0:25:48 | |
Bye, darling. Thank you. | 0:25:48 | 0:25:50 | |
Ooh, bye, Dave. | 0:25:50 | 0:25:52 | |
See you. | 0:25:53 | 0:25:54 | |
Give my love to Tanya and Oscar. | 0:25:54 | 0:25:56 | |
Well, if Patrick don't like you, next time, | 0:26:00 | 0:26:03 | |
he can have a shop-bought Victoria sponge. | 0:26:03 | 0:26:07 | |
There we go. | 0:26:09 | 0:26:10 | |
Oopsy-daisy. | 0:26:10 | 0:26:12 | |
-Oh! -CAT MEOWS | 0:26:18 | 0:26:21 | |
Oh... | 0:26:24 | 0:26:25 | |
So I know what I'm going to do for the party on Friday. L said | 0:26:27 | 0:26:30 | |
the best do she ever saw was, other than our wedding, of course, the Queen's Jubilee. | 0:26:30 | 0:26:35 | |
-Yeah, well, I don't think we can stretch to a flotilla on the Thames. -I'm not talking about that. | 0:26:35 | 0:26:39 | |
I'm talking about street parties, I'm talking about a great big table, running down the boozer, bunting. | 0:26:39 | 0:26:43 | |
I need to treat her like the queen that she is. This ain't about anything else. | 0:26:43 | 0:26:47 | |
You know, this is about me throwing her a party. | 0:26:47 | 0:26:49 | |
I need to throw her a party cos if I don't throw her a party, | 0:26:49 | 0:26:52 | |
I'm going to sit around, just thinking about all the things that's gone on and everything I've lost! | 0:26:52 | 0:26:56 | |
Oh, Mick! It was just a piece of paper! The worst thing about it is that stuck up cow Fi sticking her | 0:26:56 | 0:27:00 | |
-nose in! -No, no. The worst thing about it, Mother, is the fact that I don't know who to trust any more. | 0:27:00 | 0:27:04 | |
Now, me and you, we've had our ups and downs, but me and L, | 0:27:04 | 0:27:07 | |
we've always been a rock, like forever. | 0:27:07 | 0:27:10 | |
And now... So I'm going to throw her a party, you're going to help me. | 0:27:10 | 0:27:14 | |
Anything else to say on the matter? No. | 0:27:14 | 0:27:17 | |
Good. | 0:27:17 | 0:27:19 | |
Wait now, man, I told you Dot was supposed to be coming. | 0:27:31 | 0:27:34 | |
Perhaps she got held up. Maybe her rum cake didn't turn out and she's too embarrassed to | 0:27:34 | 0:27:38 | |
-show her face. -I think I'd better go and check on her, all right? | 0:27:38 | 0:27:42 | |
-Look, now that Jim is not around, I like to keep an eye on her. -Patrick. | 0:27:42 | 0:27:45 | |
Patrick, she's OK. Abi's with her. It's not like she's on her own. | 0:27:45 | 0:27:49 | |
Come on, relax. Have another dance. | 0:27:49 | 0:27:50 | |
Actually, I should be going. | 0:27:50 | 0:27:53 | |
Come on, let's have another drink, man. | 0:27:53 | 0:27:56 | |
Sorry. | 0:27:56 | 0:27:59 | |
I have to get back to Birmingham. I have meetings in the morning. | 0:27:59 | 0:28:03 | |
Patrick, | 0:28:04 | 0:28:07 | |
it really was good seeing you again. | 0:28:07 | 0:28:08 | |
Let's not allow so many years to go past until the next time. | 0:28:10 | 0:28:15 | |
It's a deal. | 0:28:15 | 0:28:17 | |
Good to see you. | 0:28:30 | 0:28:32 | |
Hm. I bet that makes up for missing out on Dot's rum cake, doesn't it? | 0:28:35 | 0:28:40 |