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Ready?

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That's nice, isn't it? Lovely.

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-Mind yourself.

-Don't spill it.

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Get off, it's fine.

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-DOOR OPENS

-Shush!

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-ALL:

-Happy birthday!

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-Yay!

-Wait now, man. Don't say all this is for me.

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I can't see anyone else around here who's got a birthday, can you?

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Come on, get yourself sat down.

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I've got you some lovely bacon rolls from the caff,

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I've got you a lovely hot pot of tea.

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And a selection of today's papers for your perusal.

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Basically, everything a gentleman of a certain vintage should

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require to put his feet up and get spoiled.

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Happy birthday, sir.

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-I don't want you all to go to this much trouble.

-It's no trouble.

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And we've also arranged for a few drinks over at the Vic later.

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There's more than a few of us that want to wish you a

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-happy birthday, you know?

-Denise...

-Uh-uh. I told her, Patrick.

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-I said, this man, he don't want no fuss.

-And I told him he's got no choice in the matter.

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-Why aren't you eating?

-Look now, man, all I wanted to do was to spend the way wandering

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-round record shops and just...

-Oh, great!

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Great, cos Kim's given me a few hours off from looking after Pearl, so I'll come with you.

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Ah! Now, that's what I like to see.

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Someone with a firm hand on the rules and regs.

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Don't fancy taking over as market enforcement officer, do you?

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I think I'll stick to the job I've got, thanks.

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Here you are, Don.

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We'll be lucky to sell anything, the state of this place today.

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-Are we all right, mate?

-Yeah. It's hardly a surprise, is it?

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Things have been getting worse for weeks.

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Yeah, and we all know why.

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-What have I done?

-You're related to the problem!

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-Oh.

-Carmel's hardly been on the market lately. No wonder the rules are being broken.

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She's got a new job. She's under a lot of pressure,

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-trying to juggle that and the market.

-We're not trying to get her into trouble.

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-We're trying to get her back here full time.

-Thing is, mate. This isn't really about Carmel anyway.

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It's about the council poaching her for this new job without even

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thinking about who can replace her old responsibilities, you know?

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Which is why we have to make a formal complaint to the council.

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Tell them that the Bridge Street traders will not take this lying down.

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Right, dig in, you lot.

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Just my little way of saying sorry for not being around much lately.

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So, what have I missed?

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Finished the new wallpaper last night. Hope she likes it.

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You could draw all over that wallpaper with

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a wax crayon and she'd still think it was a work of art.

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Of course I'm looking forward to getting you back here.

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It'll just be you, me and the family. You know, we'll have a little quiet one and...

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'Aw, I can't wait to have you all myself for a bit.'

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Yeah. Um, you put the lips on Ollie for me, won't you? Ta-da.

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What?

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-Quiet one?! It's her birthday the weekend.

-Yeah.

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Me and Whit had already started planning the party.

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We thought it could be just what we all need, with everything that's been going on.

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-She don't want it. She just wants to chill out.

-You sure that's not a front?

-Yeah.

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Because she really wants to sit opposite you all weekend,

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looking at your ugly mug at the dinner table!

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You know what? It is her 40th and we run a pub.

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So I'd look like a right wrong 'un if I didn't roll out the red

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-carpet for her, wouldn't I?

-Yeah. If we put our heads together,

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we can come up with something really special.

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-We got any more of this?

-Downstairs.

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You know, it looks to me that you couldn't be bothered about

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this party until you started thinking about the alternatives.

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Having loads of people around, Mick, ain't going to change the

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fact that you and Linda have got things to talk about.

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I don't want to appear big-headed, but you may want to make sure

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you see a copy of this month's Minute Mart bulletin.

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I hear the cover star is someone quite close to home.

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-No!

-Yes.

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-Would you believe it?

-How did they know that I used to model?

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I mean, don't they want me to do a proper photoshoot or something?

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No, no, Honey. It's not you, it's me.

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It's all to do with the success of the Back To Work scheme, you know?

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Yolanda says I'm the poster boy of the whole thing!

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Well, I'm very proud of you.

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I ran into an old mate of mine the other night, Bobby.

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We used to drink together when I first lost Earl.

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We're the same age, but he looks ten years older. Do you know why?

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Retirement. It's the quickest route to an early grave.

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When I... When I started working here, it was all a bit of a lark.

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But without it, who knows where I'd be?

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Aw. Actually, do you mind if I pop out for a minute? Dot called.

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-She's making a Jamaican rum cake for Patrick's birthday.

-Oh!

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Promised I'd run her over a bottle.

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Actually, I'd appreciate it if you'd stay put for a bit, Honey.

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-Yolanda! What a lovely surprise!

-Nice to see you.

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There is something that I would like to discuss with Derek in private.

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-Is there anything other than bills in that lot?

-Doesn't look like it.

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Oi, you ain't tampering with your exam results, are you?

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Junk mail. I told you, exam results aren't out till the end of the week.

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Well, when they do, I want to be the first to know cos it ain't

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just your mother we'll be opening the bubbly for this weekend, eh?

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Fi just dropped these off.

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Barmaid CVs for the pile.

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-Oh, brilliant.

-Look, if you intend on having this party,

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is there anything I can do to help?

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Funny you should say that. I've got a list of things to do over there.

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Blowing up balloons and sending out invites?

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-Why do I get the feeling I've got the skivvy's job?

-All right. All right. Don't get the hump.

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Anything important, I want to do it myself, don't I?

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Look, Mick, I know I'm part of this problem.

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That's why I want to help you sort things out, not walk away from them.

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If you want to help me, go through that list for me. Thank you.

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Urgh.

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I... I hope you don't think I'm too cheeky, asking for the extra copies

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of the Minute Mart bulletin.

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-That's what you want to talk about, isn't it?

-Actually, no.

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I was on my way to another shop when I got a call from head office.

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It turns out that there is a problem with your DBS check.

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That went through ages ago.

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I've been working at the Minute Mart for two months now.

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Your application was put forward,

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but there were delays with checking your references.

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I'm sorry about that, on our part.

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I suppose you being the face of the Back To Work scheme got you

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to the top of the pile.

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Did they say what sort of problem?

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It appears, um...

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..you failed to declare a criminal record.

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I mean, I don't have the details yet,

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but I want to give you the chance to explain it for yourself.

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I see.

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There has been a meeting scheduled for tomorrow to discuss the

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matter before the Minute Mart bulletin goes to press.

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So I don't embarrass them by being on the cover, you mean!

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Look...

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Derek, please, look,

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if you give me your side of the story,

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then I can go to the meeting prepared, I can fight your corner.

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I'll find out the truth when I get back to the head office anyway.

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So why not just save some time and tell me now?

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If you're not honest with me, I can't help you.

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What do you think the outcome of tomorrow's meeting will be then?

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If you don't offer up any explanation, we will have

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no choice but to remove you from the Back To Work scheme.

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Oh, another one in there for me, please, Tin.

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Mum, I'm sorry about earlier.

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I did try and tell them it's not your fault.

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And I will get them to drop the formal complaint idea if you

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think it's going to cause ructions.

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It won't cause any because there's no need to make it.

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Donna's right. The market needs a full-time enforcement officer.

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And the council can't get away without providing one.

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I told them ages ago, they should officially make

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me part-time and get someone else in as a job share.

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And I'm pleased to say they've finally pulled their finger

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out and decided to do it.

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-Sorry.

-Part-time?

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-Sorry.

-Are you sure?

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No, but I'm not ready to give up my council work either.

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And Bridge Street deserves more than half measures, so...

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Why didn't you say all this before when everything was mouthing off?

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Cheers.

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-Hard to get a word in, once Donna gets going.

-Yeah.

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And I just got word that my new evil twin is coming down later to

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introduce himself.

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-Ah.

-Give him hell, won't you?

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Yeah, there's just something I wanted to...

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Will you stop worrying, Kushy? I'm fine. Thanks for this.

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-Cheers.

-All right, son?

-All right, mate?

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-Hello.

-Hello, my darling.

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I need a favour. As you know, it's L's 40th on Friday.

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Do you want me to organise her party?

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-You can help organise the party, yeah?

-Yay.

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So, Johnny's coming over this afternoon.

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I want the pair of you to go on the market, get some party bits.

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Now, I want classy.

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All right? So there's 60 jib here. All right? Give us a kiss.

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-Love you.

-Love ya!

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Ta-ra.

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So, what are you doing? Are you thinking how much

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has it changed, or how much it's stayed the same?

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A little of both, I suppose.

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The market seems to have gone downhill since I was last here.

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Yeah.

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Listen, I didn't get a chance to thank you for what you tried

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to do for me back at head office.

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I'm so sorry that I kicked off like that.

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I can't imagine it could have been easy for you at your end.

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Well, I am just sorry that I couldn't do more to help you

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keep your job.

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No, actually, I'm glad that you didn't.

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Me losing my job,

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it was the best thing that could have happened to me.

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Yeah, not that it hasn't been hard at times,

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but now I can be whoever I want to be.

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-Ooh, so, Denise of the Minute Mart is long gone!

-Yeah.

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I've just been shopping with Patrick.

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Got halfway up the Portobello market and got separated and if

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he isn't at home, I'm going to have to send a search party out for him.

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Today's his birthday.

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It's funny how you can't get those old dates out of your head, eh?

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Yeah, so, you know what?

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We're going to make a little bit of a fuss of him,

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show him how much he means to us. We're going to have a few drinks at the Vic later,

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so if you fancy coming along...

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Look, I know there's been water under the bridge,

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but I also know how much he'd love to see you.

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I can't.

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Look, I've got to visit another shop in Mile End and I haven't

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brought a gift.

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You can swing by after work and as for a present, come on,

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come on, you know Patrick better than I do.

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Just give him a record he can dance to and he's going to be happy with that, isn't he?

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Let me think about it.

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Hey. Here, has this new market enforcement officer got a name?

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She just said he'd be coming here to the market later to do introductions.

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I'm all for it. Unless they've employed the invisible man,

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-he's got to be an improvement, right?

-Yeah.

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Excuse me.

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Thank you.

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It was...

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It was nothing, you know, serious,

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Yolanda wanted to chat to you about, was it?

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It's just a silly admin error on my job application.

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All sorted now.

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Ah, that's good.

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DOOR OPENS

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Oh.

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There you are.

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It's like one minute you were right in front of

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me and the next minute, you just disappeared.

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It's all the crowds.

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I mean, you know what it's like over there.

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Yeah, I'm just disappointed because I thought we'd get to spend

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the afternoon together, that's all.

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It's just another day. Why all the fuss?

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Because it's your birthday.

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And it's like the one time of year when people come together and

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-they show the love.

-Yes...

-It's important.

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All I need is my racing paper, comfy chair, and a bit of piece and quiet.

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I don't need you running around.

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Or spending money on me that you don't have.

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Ah.

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Right.

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So, that's why you weren't keen on joining us for

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a drink at the Vic later.

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Well, I should have known that there was something really wrong.

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Until hell freezes over, there's no chance of Patrick Trueman refusing a drink, is there?

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-Denise, I don't need you wasting your cash on me. What's wrong with that?

-Nothing,

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except I'm kind of big enough to decide for myself what I can and I can't afford.

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Yes, I used to think that, until you started putting your pride before your health.

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-Come on. That was just a one-off.

-Huh?

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I'm not saying that my bank account has improved very much, but there's

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no chance of me ever putting myself in that sort of situation again.

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Things are on the up. They really are.

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Have you been worrying about this?

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How could I not, when you're starving yourself to death

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and you don't even come and ask me for help?

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Huh?

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You mean the world to me, Patrick.

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I've not got a dad and Mum's...

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Well, there's a can of worms, if there ever was one.

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You are one of the few steady things in my life.

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I know I might have been a little bit OTT this morning,

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but I would really love it if you'd let me take you for a drink.

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Especially as we've got the flush side of the family over there,

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ready to stand us a round of drinks.

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-Now you're talking.

-Ha!

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And anyway, we've got to show up because I've invited Dot and

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Abi says she's over there baking a cake and it's got about

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a gallon of rum in it.

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That woman knows me so well! Rum cake!

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-Rum cake.

-Yeah, man!

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There we are!

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I ain't ironed out all the details yet, but as it's L's 40th,

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-I want to pull out all the stops, you know what I mean?

-Yeah, course.

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Well, for all your catering needs, Beales are here to help!

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-Dad makes me say that last bit.

-It's nice.

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-That's good.

-Don't worry, we'll sort you out all right.

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Good man.

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I...

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I think I left my jumper here last night and I'm going to need

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it for Mum's later, so...

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Go on, girl. Crack on.

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-Girls and fashion, eh?

-Yeah! Just get me that quote, won't you, eh?

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Ta-ta.

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Here you are. Take a look at that. Your wish is our command!

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Whoa. What did you do, Tin? Just found the first stall that sold pink tat and then buy the lot, yeah?

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I said I wanted classy. I want to knock Linda's socks off.

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I don't want her to think she's in Benidorm in an 18-30s gaff. Get rid of it!

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A pint of your finest ale, please, landlord.

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No problem, my old son. Oh, here he is!

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I've got a little treat for you, young man. Oh, yes!

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Because a little birdie tells me that it's happy birthday, isn't it?

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Thank you, brother. Thank you.

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-Pleasure.

-Mick, they're doing their best.

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You want to have a go at someone, have a go at me.

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-You've done that guest list, have you? There's hardly anyone on it.

-Well, who else is there?

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Do you know what? I'm going to have to stop all this delegating capering.

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If I want my Linda to have a proper Russell, I'm going to have to do it myself.

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Get this lovely gentleman an ale.

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-Bitter?

-Please.

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Derek!

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Yeah, I'll speak to you later, Lib. Yeah, thanks for ringing.

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Um, Honey tells me that we have a cover star in our midst.

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Oh, it's just a silly internal magazine, that's all.

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Come on, it's more than that. It's a sign of gratitude.

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You could have your feet up, at your age.

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Instead, you're here every day, you're serving customers,

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and that might not mean an a lot to a lot of people, but it does to me.

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Might not miss that tabard much,

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but I'm glad the place is in such good hands.

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So, good for you.

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Thank you.

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Look, it's Patrick's birthday.

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Why don't you come and join us for a drink?

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Oh, I can't. Um, I've got...

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I think I'd really just rather be on my own.

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-Oh.

-Thank you.

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I'm just helping Grandma with something and then I'll head

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to the station.

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Yeah, I won't be late. I promise.

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Right, bye.

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-You're an angel, Abi.

-Oh, I can't stay long.

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I said I'd catch the train to Mum's in a bit.

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It's just a little treat for Patrick.

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We'll whip it up in a jiffy.

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Still no sign.

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If he was hoping to introduce himself to the traders,

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you'd have thought he'd at least turn up before the market shut.

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Is this your idea of a joke?

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Instead of one enforcement officer that don't show up, now we have two.

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I wish I'd thought of it, but no.

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Well, I don't know who this bloke is,

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-but I can't say I'm warming to him.

-Sorry to hear that.

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Mr...Kazemi, is it?

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Robbie? What are you...?

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Please, no!

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The job was confirmed at the end of last week.

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I am the new market enforcement officer.

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LAUGHTER

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Patrick.

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A taste of the Caribbean,

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-in your honour.

-Yes.

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Shirley's been out the back, making them, from her own special

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recipe, so they might not exactly be what you call authentic.

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They got a bit of a kick, innit?

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Yeah, that'll be the half bottle of rum that she put in each one.

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Yeah. I tell you, I always have time for Shirls, you know.

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JUKEBOX: # Ole, ole, ole, ole... #

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-Oh, hello!

-Hey! Who chose this one?

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I raided your record collection and I made you a little bit of a mixtape.

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All right!

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Blimey, this takes me back!

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I was once in lodgings with a bunch of blokes from Trinidad.

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It was a long time ago, but I know my calypso from my chutney!

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Hey, come over here and join us. Come on, come and join us, man.

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Yeah, and Shirley might make you a Caribbean cocktail, if you're really unlucky!

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I've never been one for drinking on my own,

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but anything to get away from that racket upstairs!

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Try coping with a noisy neighbour when she shares the same bed as you!

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-Mwah!

-How dare you!

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See? I knew you'd enjoy your birthday, once you got out.

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Yeah. Music, rum... All I need is somebody to dance with now!

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I'm here!

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Well, your luck might just be in there.

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Are you sure you don't want to make a Victoria sponge?

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It's Patrick's birthday.

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I want to make him a cake that'll make his heart sing.

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With the amount of butter and rum,

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it's more likely to make his heart stop.

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All right, what's next?

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So, place all the cake ingredients, except the rum, vanilla,

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and the butter and flavour in a bowl.

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And beat on a medium speed for two minutes.

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Right, OK. Here we go.

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Where's your food mixer?

0:22:050:22:07

-So, he's Sonia's brother?

-Mm.

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Not the pick of the litter, truth be told.

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Now he's our supervisor, in charge of pitch fees

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and cleanliness and disputes.

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Yeah... Look...

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Er, Rob? Rob.

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-This is a wind up, right?

-Wind up?

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No offence, it's just that the last time you worked on the market,

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you were sweeping it.

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Wouldn't it be a shame if we always judged people on what they

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used to be like?

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How would anyone ever be allowed to move forward?

0:22:410:22:44

I just mean, um... Are you even qualified?

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-More than. Thanks for asking.

-So why have you come back?

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I mean, it's not like you got any family here, is it? Except for Dot and Bex.

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Don't do yourself down, Martin.

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Still got you.

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Everyone, I'd like to make a few things crystal clear

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before we begin our journey together.

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Martin and I are related.

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We've known each other for about 20 years now?

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That doesn't mean I'll be playing favourites.

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I treat all my children the same.

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-All right. Well, we're not your children.

-Sh-sh. Don't be offended.

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I just meant in the sense that you'll be learning from me.

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Taking the tools that I give you to make you all better people.

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Right. Well, that's loads better(!)

0:23:290:23:32

Now, the council have arranged for us all to do some preliminary

0:23:320:23:35

training. I'll be doing it in groups, starting from tomorrow morning. Now, don't worry,

0:23:350:23:40

you'll all be given a budget to arrange cover for your stalls.

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The only thing I ask is that you turn up on time with your

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mind wide open for possibility.

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The dream team back together, eh, bruv?

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MUSIC PLAYS

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I hope you don't think that Pops hasn't been well taken care

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of since you left him in the lurch.

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The lurch?

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I got my eye on you, yeah?

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Don't think a few drinks and you can weasel your way back in.

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Your girls take good care of you, don't they?

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I wasn't going to come, you know.

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I thought that maybe the past was best left in the past.

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Not when the past was as good as we had.

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Happy birthday.

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I saw this when I was passing a shop in Mile End and I thought -

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I know a man who would like this.

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Yeah, man!

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All we need now is a choir.

0:25:030:25:06

I couldn't resist buying it.

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Happy memories.

0:25:090:25:10

Tell me you haven't been snapped up by somebody else?

0:25:110:25:15

-Me?

-Mm.

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I am footloose and fancy free.

0:25:200:25:22

And you can stop your sweet talking, Mr Patrick Trueman.

0:25:220:25:25

We're pretty good, you and me.

0:25:330:25:35

We shouldn't be boastful, Abi.

0:25:350:25:37

Right, well, I'd better catch my train to Exeter.

0:25:380:25:41

But give my love to Patrick for me. And don't do anything I wouldn't do.

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Abi!

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See you later.

0:25:470:25:48

Bye, darling. Thank you.

0:25:480:25:50

Ooh, bye, Dave.

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See you.

0:25:530:25:54

Give my love to Tanya and Oscar.

0:25:540:25:56

Well, if Patrick don't like you, next time,

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he can have a shop-bought Victoria sponge.

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There we go.

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Oopsy-daisy.

0:26:100:26:12

-Oh!

-CAT MEOWS

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Oh...

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So I know what I'm going to do for the party on Friday. L said

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the best do she ever saw was, other than our wedding, of course, the Queen's Jubilee.

0:26:300:26:35

-Yeah, well, I don't think we can stretch to a flotilla on the Thames.

-I'm not talking about that.

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I'm talking about street parties, I'm talking about a great big table, running down the boozer, bunting.

0:26:390:26:43

I need to treat her like the queen that she is. This ain't about anything else.

0:26:430:26:47

You know, this is about me throwing her a party.

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I need to throw her a party cos if I don't throw her a party,

0:26:490:26:52

I'm going to sit around, just thinking about all the things that's gone on and everything I've lost!

0:26:520:26:56

Oh, Mick! It was just a piece of paper! The worst thing about it is that stuck up cow Fi sticking her

0:26:560:27:00

-nose in!

-No, no. The worst thing about it, Mother, is the fact that I don't know who to trust any more.

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Now, me and you, we've had our ups and downs, but me and L,

0:27:040:27:07

we've always been a rock, like forever.

0:27:070:27:10

And now... So I'm going to throw her a party, you're going to help me.

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Anything else to say on the matter? No.

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Good.

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Wait now, man, I told you Dot was supposed to be coming.

0:27:310:27:34

Perhaps she got held up. Maybe her rum cake didn't turn out and she's too embarrassed to

0:27:340:27:38

-show her face.

-I think I'd better go and check on her, all right?

0:27:380:27:42

-Look, now that Jim is not around, I like to keep an eye on her.

-Patrick.

0:27:420:27:45

Patrick, she's OK. Abi's with her. It's not like she's on her own.

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Come on, relax. Have another dance.

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Actually, I should be going.

0:27:500:27:53

Come on, let's have another drink, man.

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Sorry.

0:27:560:27:59

I have to get back to Birmingham. I have meetings in the morning.

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Patrick,

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it really was good seeing you again.

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Let's not allow so many years to go past until the next time.

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It's a deal.

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Good to see you.

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Hm. I bet that makes up for missing out on Dot's rum cake, doesn't it?

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