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PHONE BUZZES | 0:00:30 | 0:00:32 | |
Steven! | 0:00:44 | 0:00:45 | |
You been there all night? | 0:00:47 | 0:00:49 | |
Morning. Poached eggs? | 0:00:50 | 0:00:52 | |
You look shattered. | 0:00:55 | 0:00:57 | |
Coming from George Clooney himself. | 0:00:57 | 0:00:59 | |
Oi! I heard that. | 0:00:59 | 0:01:01 | |
Sorry, Dad, it's just... Rough night. | 0:01:01 | 0:01:03 | |
Look, I know what it's like. All right? | 0:01:05 | 0:01:07 | |
Your other half's away and it's like missing a body part, | 0:01:07 | 0:01:09 | |
you can't function properly. | 0:01:09 | 0:01:11 | |
You'll be missing a body part if you don't hurry up with breakfast. | 0:01:11 | 0:01:13 | |
Someone's got low blood sugar this morning. | 0:01:13 | 0:01:16 | |
She's...she's back later this afternoon, isn't she? Lauren? | 0:01:16 | 0:01:19 | |
Yeah. Yeah, she is. | 0:01:19 | 0:01:21 | |
PHONE BUZZES | 0:01:30 | 0:01:33 | |
Hup! | 0:01:38 | 0:01:39 | |
And they say money doesn't make you happy. | 0:01:39 | 0:01:42 | |
Well, sure makes you miserable when you ain't got none, don't it? | 0:01:42 | 0:01:45 | |
Although, no, no, no, no, to be fair, | 0:01:45 | 0:01:47 | |
it's not even about the money, really. | 0:01:47 | 0:01:49 | |
So what is it, then? You finally feel like a Mitchell? | 0:01:49 | 0:01:52 | |
Well, yeah, I mean, we're a proper modern family now, ain't we? | 0:01:52 | 0:01:56 | |
Oh! | 0:01:56 | 0:01:58 | |
Here he is! | 0:01:58 | 0:02:00 | |
He's emerged from the pit! | 0:02:00 | 0:02:03 | |
You look terrible, mate. | 0:02:03 | 0:02:05 | |
Next time you go on a two-day bender, | 0:02:05 | 0:02:07 | |
don't forget my invite, all right?! | 0:02:07 | 0:02:08 | |
Come on. You'd better get your skates on. You've gotta open up! | 0:02:08 | 0:02:11 | |
Can't leave Lance and Cole on their tods again. | 0:02:11 | 0:02:13 | |
I ain't going in. | 0:02:13 | 0:02:15 | |
Oh, sort out, bruv - you had yesterday off. | 0:02:15 | 0:02:17 | |
Come on, go and get showered and changed. | 0:02:17 | 0:02:19 | |
You got a business to protect now. | 0:02:19 | 0:02:21 | |
I ain't going in. Cos I've quit. | 0:02:21 | 0:02:23 | |
Your mum just texted about the reservation fee on the new flat. | 0:02:27 | 0:02:30 | |
So...? | 0:02:30 | 0:02:32 | |
So, when are you going to tell her she can't live with us? | 0:02:32 | 0:02:34 | |
Oh, look, you know what these new-builds are like - | 0:02:34 | 0:02:37 | |
it won't be ready for months, will it? | 0:02:37 | 0:02:39 | |
Yeah, I'll tell her. Next week. | 0:02:39 | 0:02:41 | |
-Today. -All right, fine. | 0:02:41 | 0:02:44 | |
You got any idea what was the matter with Steven? | 0:02:44 | 0:02:47 | |
He was in a bit of a mood earlier. | 0:02:47 | 0:02:49 | |
It's probably just pre-wedding jitters. | 0:02:49 | 0:02:51 | |
I'm sure it's nothing to worry about. | 0:02:51 | 0:02:53 | |
Nah, it's all right... He's here now. | 0:02:57 | 0:02:59 | |
-Listen, Max... -Listen to me! I warned you, didn't I? | 0:03:02 | 0:03:05 | |
I went there... I couldn't! | 0:03:05 | 0:03:08 | |
Please, Max, there must be some other way to do this. | 0:03:08 | 0:03:10 | |
-Well, there ain't. -I don't want to go to prison. | 0:03:10 | 0:03:13 | |
Please. I will do anything else, I promise. | 0:03:14 | 0:03:16 | |
You take Ian's car and you do what I said. | 0:03:18 | 0:03:23 | |
Because otherwise Lauren's going to find out | 0:03:23 | 0:03:26 | |
about your sick little lie when she gets back tonight. | 0:03:26 | 0:03:28 | |
Are we clear? | 0:03:28 | 0:03:29 | |
Got a good feeling about this one. | 0:03:35 | 0:03:36 | |
I think advertising is right up my street. | 0:03:36 | 0:03:39 | |
Do you know what? | 0:03:39 | 0:03:40 | |
I'm going to defrost that cottage pie we've been saving. | 0:03:40 | 0:03:43 | |
What, to celebrate? You think I'm going to get it? | 0:03:43 | 0:03:46 | |
Mwah! | 0:03:47 | 0:03:49 | |
You just do your best, love. Yeah? That's all you can do. | 0:03:49 | 0:03:52 | |
Right, love, I'm off to the bank. | 0:03:54 | 0:03:57 | |
Before or after you've spoken to your mother? | 0:03:57 | 0:04:00 | |
Jane, how can I tell her? it's going to break her heart. | 0:04:00 | 0:04:03 | |
-But, Ian... -DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES | 0:04:03 | 0:04:04 | |
All right? | 0:04:06 | 0:04:07 | |
Look, I was going to wait | 0:04:10 | 0:04:12 | |
until the night before the wedding to give you these but... | 0:04:12 | 0:04:15 | |
..now's as good a time as any. | 0:04:17 | 0:04:18 | |
They were my dad's. | 0:04:19 | 0:04:21 | |
I've worn them at every one of my weddings. | 0:04:21 | 0:04:24 | |
So definitely NOT a lucky charm. | 0:04:24 | 0:04:25 | |
-Can I ask you a question? -Yeah, sure. | 0:04:28 | 0:04:31 | |
Do you think I should just tell her... | 0:04:33 | 0:04:35 | |
..er, about the wedding? | 0:04:39 | 0:04:41 | |
That I'm nervous? Do you think I should just be honest? | 0:04:42 | 0:04:45 | |
-As you know, I've been around the block... -Mmm. | 0:04:45 | 0:04:47 | |
..a few times. | 0:04:47 | 0:04:49 | |
And what I've learned... | 0:04:49 | 0:04:52 | |
is you need to be straight with each other, | 0:04:52 | 0:04:55 | |
because then, no matter how hard it gets, | 0:04:55 | 0:04:58 | |
you can find a way through it together. | 0:04:58 | 0:05:01 | |
Yeah. Yeah, you're right. Thanks, Dad. | 0:05:01 | 0:05:07 | |
Right, I'm off. | 0:05:10 | 0:05:11 | |
So, about this "honesty" thing... | 0:05:11 | 0:05:14 | |
What is it with you, hey? | 0:05:16 | 0:05:18 | |
Phil's given you this chance, | 0:05:18 | 0:05:20 | |
and what - you're just going to let it slip through your fingers? | 0:05:20 | 0:05:23 | |
Chance. Is that what you call it? | 0:05:23 | 0:05:25 | |
Well, I've been given a wasteland - | 0:05:25 | 0:05:27 | |
you've been given a thriving business. | 0:05:27 | 0:05:29 | |
The Arches is leasehold. | 0:05:29 | 0:05:32 | |
The only valuable bit about it IS the business, | 0:05:32 | 0:05:35 | |
which is only worth something | 0:05:35 | 0:05:36 | |
if I keep working my fingers to the bone to keep it going. | 0:05:36 | 0:05:39 | |
OK. You have the car lot, | 0:05:40 | 0:05:43 | |
I'll have the garage. | 0:05:43 | 0:05:45 | |
I'm much better at fixing motors than I am flogging 'em, anyway. | 0:05:45 | 0:05:48 | |
-That's not the point. -Well, what is the point, Ben? | 0:05:48 | 0:05:51 | |
That I don't measure up to any of you. | 0:05:52 | 0:05:55 | |
Nothing I do is good enough. | 0:05:55 | 0:05:58 | |
-That ain't true. -Oh, he wants to see me struggle, Jay. | 0:05:58 | 0:06:01 | |
I'm going have to prove myself to him... | 0:06:03 | 0:06:05 | |
..every day for the rest of my life. | 0:06:07 | 0:06:09 | |
That's what this is about. That's why he gave me The Arches. | 0:06:09 | 0:06:13 | |
You don't half talk a load of rubbish. | 0:06:13 | 0:06:15 | |
Even some kid he had after a drunken bunk-up | 0:06:15 | 0:06:17 | |
gets an easier ride than me. | 0:06:17 | 0:06:19 | |
What kid? | 0:06:19 | 0:06:21 | |
You want it done, do it yourself. I'm out. | 0:06:25 | 0:06:28 | |
Steven? | 0:06:30 | 0:06:32 | |
Why'd you lie about your little tumour in the first place? | 0:06:32 | 0:06:36 | |
Well, I'll tell you why - | 0:06:36 | 0:06:39 | |
because you're hanging on to my daughter by a thread. | 0:06:39 | 0:06:42 | |
All I gotta do is bell her up. | 0:06:42 | 0:06:44 | |
It'll all be over. | 0:06:44 | 0:06:45 | |
Yeah? Well, it's better than going down for arson. | 0:06:45 | 0:06:49 | |
Sweet. All right. Have it your way. | 0:06:49 | 0:06:51 | |
So she finds out you're blackmailing me. Her own dad. | 0:06:51 | 0:06:55 | |
See, the thing is, me and Lauren. We've been there, done that. | 0:06:55 | 0:06:58 | |
She always comes back to me in the end. | 0:06:58 | 0:07:00 | |
Like you said, you know, I'm her dad. | 0:07:00 | 0:07:02 | |
You think she'll come back to you? | 0:07:04 | 0:07:06 | |
I'm going to tell her everything, Max. | 0:07:06 | 0:07:08 | |
Because this...this is an opportunity for the both of us | 0:07:08 | 0:07:12 | |
to come clean about everything. | 0:07:12 | 0:07:14 | |
A fresh start, a clean slate, yeah. | 0:07:14 | 0:07:17 | |
No more lies, no more secrets. Just...honesty. | 0:07:17 | 0:07:20 | |
Honesty? Steven, what are you talking about, mate? | 0:07:21 | 0:07:24 | |
What do you know about honesty? | 0:07:24 | 0:07:25 | |
Well, maybe if you'd tried | 0:07:25 | 0:07:26 | |
telling the truth | 0:07:26 | 0:07:27 | |
at some point in your life, | 0:07:27 | 0:07:29 | |
you wouldn't be the sad, lonely middle-aged geezer that you are. | 0:07:29 | 0:07:33 | |
Who did he...? | 0:07:36 | 0:07:37 | |
Denise. | 0:07:40 | 0:07:41 | |
Fox? | 0:07:41 | 0:07:43 | |
Him and Sharon were on one of their "breaks". | 0:07:43 | 0:07:46 | |
So you've got a little brother out there somewhere. | 0:07:46 | 0:07:50 | |
I don't need another brother. | 0:07:50 | 0:07:51 | |
In fact, I don't need a dad either. | 0:07:51 | 0:07:53 | |
Stop talking rubbish, you muppet. | 0:07:53 | 0:07:56 | |
Why does he keep doing it, then, Jay? Huh? | 0:07:56 | 0:07:59 | |
Why? Why does he keep kicking me again and again? | 0:07:59 | 0:08:02 | |
-Well, talk to him. -Don't you think I've tried? | 0:08:02 | 0:08:06 | |
Well, why don't we get him and Sharon round to ours tonight? | 0:08:06 | 0:08:09 | |
We can have this all out in the open, in front of the family. | 0:08:09 | 0:08:13 | |
Mum, look, have a break. Come and sit yourself down. | 0:08:15 | 0:08:18 | |
I've got you a cup of tea on the house. | 0:08:18 | 0:08:20 | |
-I AM the manager, Ian. -Yeah, yeah, I know... | 0:08:20 | 0:08:22 | |
Oh, listen, before I forget, | 0:08:22 | 0:08:24 | |
I'll get some cash out later for the reservation fee. | 0:08:24 | 0:08:26 | |
-Yeah, Mum, listen... -You know, that way we can move quickly | 0:08:26 | 0:08:28 | |
if we find somewhere we all agree on. | 0:08:28 | 0:08:30 | |
And I've got some ideas for wallpaper - you know, | 0:08:30 | 0:08:32 | |
brighten the place up a bit. | 0:08:32 | 0:08:34 | |
I mean, these new-builds, they can be a bit soulless, can't they? | 0:08:34 | 0:08:37 | |
Yeah. Yeah, I guess so. I was... | 0:08:37 | 0:08:38 | |
And listen, I know it's going to be a little bit tight for us all, | 0:08:38 | 0:08:41 | |
but I will give you your space, I promise. | 0:08:41 | 0:08:43 | |
You know what, it's going to be like a new start for all of us, ain't it? | 0:08:44 | 0:08:48 | |
You know? Together! | 0:08:48 | 0:08:49 | |
DOOR ENTRY BUZZER | 0:08:52 | 0:08:54 | |
Open the door! We know you're in there! | 0:09:15 | 0:09:18 | |
HE BANGS ON DOOR | 0:09:22 | 0:09:24 | |
'Ere! | 0:09:30 | 0:09:31 | |
I'm just the cleaner. Sorry, boys! | 0:09:31 | 0:09:33 | |
All right? | 0:09:41 | 0:09:43 | |
Welcome back. | 0:09:44 | 0:09:45 | |
Thank you. | 0:09:47 | 0:09:48 | |
-I'm going to go and check on Ollie. -Yeah. | 0:09:49 | 0:09:52 | |
-When you're ready... we need glasses. -Yeah. | 0:09:53 | 0:09:58 | |
Whoa! We've missed you, girl. | 0:09:58 | 0:10:00 | |
Tracey! Oh, it's so good to have you back, darling! | 0:10:00 | 0:10:03 | |
I second that. | 0:10:03 | 0:10:04 | |
-Thank you. -You're welcome! | 0:10:06 | 0:10:08 | |
Hey! | 0:10:18 | 0:10:20 | |
Thanks for coming out. | 0:10:20 | 0:10:21 | |
So nobody's in at mine this afternoon... | 0:10:21 | 0:10:23 | |
you know, if you fancy coming round after my shift's done? | 0:10:23 | 0:10:26 | |
I, er... | 0:10:26 | 0:10:28 | |
I don't think that's a good idea. | 0:10:28 | 0:10:31 | |
This thing. Me and you. | 0:10:32 | 0:10:35 | |
No. | 0:10:35 | 0:10:36 | |
I have to make it work with Lauren. | 0:10:39 | 0:10:41 | |
So when she comes home today, OK, I'm going to tell her everything. | 0:10:42 | 0:10:46 | |
What, about us? | 0:10:46 | 0:10:47 | |
About my "illness". | 0:10:48 | 0:10:49 | |
But why? You don't even love her. | 0:10:51 | 0:10:54 | |
We should never have happened. | 0:10:56 | 0:10:58 | |
You don't mean that. | 0:10:58 | 0:11:00 | |
I can't do this any more, all right? | 0:11:01 | 0:11:04 | |
Running around behind her back. | 0:11:05 | 0:11:08 | |
No. No, all right? I'm going through with it. I'm going to marry Lauren. | 0:11:08 | 0:11:12 | |
There's no more "us". | 0:11:13 | 0:11:15 | |
You can't just turn your feelings off, Steven, like some tap. | 0:11:15 | 0:11:18 | |
We're finished, OK? I'm sorry. | 0:11:20 | 0:11:24 | |
Honey, I can't find the duck. | 0:11:34 | 0:11:37 | |
We don't sell duck. | 0:11:37 | 0:11:39 | |
Well, how am I supposed to make duck a l'orange with no duck? | 0:11:39 | 0:11:42 | |
I got this recipe online. | 0:11:42 | 0:11:44 | |
I've got ham. | 0:11:44 | 0:11:45 | |
Well, do you reckon anyone will notice the difference? | 0:11:45 | 0:11:48 | |
Probably, yes. | 0:11:48 | 0:11:49 | |
Hi! | 0:11:49 | 0:11:51 | |
Ah, just who I was looking for. Dinner tonight round ours. | 0:11:51 | 0:11:54 | |
-Twice in a week? -Yeah, well, not takeaway this time. | 0:11:54 | 0:11:57 | |
We're hosting our first proper Mitchell dinner party. | 0:11:57 | 0:12:00 | |
-Ham a l'orange. -Yeah, you should bring Billy as well. | 0:12:00 | 0:12:03 | |
Well, you know I'm vegetarian? | 0:12:03 | 0:12:05 | |
Since when? | 0:12:05 | 0:12:06 | |
Now. | 0:12:06 | 0:12:08 | |
So what's the occasion this time? | 0:12:10 | 0:12:12 | |
Well... | 0:12:12 | 0:12:14 | |
Ben's taken this Arches thing pretty hard. | 0:12:14 | 0:12:17 | |
Well, he told Phil he doesn't want it. | 0:12:17 | 0:12:19 | |
Yeah, well, he didn't mean that. | 0:12:19 | 0:12:21 | |
It's just, with this Ray thing, he feels a bit rejected. | 0:12:21 | 0:12:24 | |
Ben told me all about it. | 0:12:24 | 0:12:25 | |
-Right. -But I think if we get them in a room together, you know, | 0:12:25 | 0:12:29 | |
we'll bring the family round, we'll all have a laugh. | 0:12:29 | 0:12:31 | |
And we'll leave them to talk. But properly talk. | 0:12:31 | 0:12:33 | |
-It's a great idea. -Good. | 0:12:33 | 0:12:37 | |
So, Honey...oranges? | 0:12:37 | 0:12:38 | |
OK, well, tell Mum I said hi. | 0:12:45 | 0:12:47 | |
See you soon. | 0:12:47 | 0:12:48 | |
Are those for me? | 0:12:52 | 0:12:53 | |
Because they're clearly not for Lauren, | 0:12:53 | 0:12:55 | |
because they'd have carked it by the time she gets back. | 0:12:55 | 0:12:58 | |
-Sorry? -Oh, has she not told you? | 0:12:58 | 0:13:02 | |
-Told me what? -I just spoke to her. | 0:13:02 | 0:13:04 | |
Her and Louie, they're staying on at Mum's a bit longer. | 0:13:04 | 0:13:07 | |
There's clearly nothing to rush back for. | 0:13:07 | 0:13:09 | |
You're lying. | 0:13:09 | 0:13:11 | |
PHONE CHIMES | 0:13:11 | 0:13:13 | |
So what does that say about your relationship, then? | 0:13:17 | 0:13:20 | |
She can't even be bothered to pick up the phone. | 0:13:20 | 0:13:22 | |
DOOR OPENS | 0:13:33 | 0:13:35 | |
Paint for the new living room. | 0:13:37 | 0:13:39 | |
Oh, not wallpaper? | 0:13:39 | 0:13:42 | |
No. | 0:13:42 | 0:13:44 | |
Listen, I was thinking | 0:13:44 | 0:13:46 | |
we could have a nice romantic evening at the pictures. | 0:13:46 | 0:13:49 | |
Got one of those two-for-one vouchers. | 0:13:49 | 0:13:51 | |
-Did you speak to your mum? -I thought we could get a taxi, | 0:13:51 | 0:13:53 | |
-that way we can have a drink and everything... -Ian! | 0:13:53 | 0:13:56 | |
Yeah, she was fine. | 0:13:56 | 0:13:58 | |
Really? | 0:13:58 | 0:14:00 | |
Yeah, obviously I told her that we'd still help her out. | 0:14:00 | 0:14:03 | |
-Right. -It was easier than I thought. | 0:14:03 | 0:14:05 | |
So you didn't tell her. | 0:14:06 | 0:14:08 | |
Jane, how could I? | 0:14:08 | 0:14:10 | |
Look, you know how long I lost her for. | 0:14:11 | 0:14:14 | |
I like having her back in my life. | 0:14:14 | 0:14:16 | |
But she doesn't have to live with us. We won't be far. | 0:14:16 | 0:14:19 | |
Ian, I have lived with your mum, | 0:14:19 | 0:14:21 | |
Steven, Lauren, Louie for a long time now. | 0:14:21 | 0:14:24 | |
And have I complained once? | 0:14:24 | 0:14:25 | |
This is our new home. A new start. | 0:14:27 | 0:14:31 | |
It's our time now, Ian. | 0:14:31 | 0:14:34 | |
Same again, Whit. | 0:14:37 | 0:14:39 | |
You all right, Steven? You don't look great. | 0:14:39 | 0:14:41 | |
I just want a beer, all right? | 0:14:41 | 0:14:42 | |
Not some pound-shop therapy session. | 0:14:42 | 0:14:44 | |
Yeah, all right, ratty. | 0:14:44 | 0:14:46 | |
Hey, Max, all set for your holidays? | 0:14:51 | 0:14:53 | |
The three "S"s - sun, sea and... | 0:14:53 | 0:14:56 | |
Yeah, yeah, definitely. Er, give me a second, please. | 0:14:56 | 0:14:59 | |
All right. | 0:14:59 | 0:15:02 | |
-Come to gloat, have you? -Why would I do that? | 0:15:02 | 0:15:05 | |
Lauren is not coming home. | 0:15:05 | 0:15:09 | |
But then I think that you knew that, didn't you? | 0:15:09 | 0:15:13 | |
Listen, you were right, all that stuff you said. | 0:15:13 | 0:15:16 | |
-About me being alone. -Was I? | 0:15:16 | 0:15:18 | |
Just wouldn't want you to make the same mistakes I did. | 0:15:20 | 0:15:22 | |
Tanya. | 0:15:24 | 0:15:25 | |
I never really fought for her, not really. | 0:15:25 | 0:15:28 | |
She was the one, but I let her go. I let her slip through my fingers. | 0:15:28 | 0:15:31 | |
Well, you should tell Carmel and Fi that story. | 0:15:33 | 0:15:36 | |
Listen, I'm just saying you should do everything you can to hold on | 0:15:36 | 0:15:38 | |
to the one you love. | 0:15:38 | 0:15:40 | |
Whatever it takes, you know. | 0:15:40 | 0:15:41 | |
You tell Lauren the truth about that tumour, | 0:15:41 | 0:15:44 | |
she ain't going to stick around. Not after her mum had cancer. | 0:15:44 | 0:15:46 | |
That's it, Steven, it's going to be over. | 0:15:46 | 0:15:49 | |
You told her it was terminal! | 0:15:49 | 0:15:52 | |
Why would you do that, huh? To your own daughter? | 0:15:52 | 0:15:56 | |
I thought that was what you wanted. | 0:15:56 | 0:15:57 | |
I was helping you, now you can help me. | 0:15:59 | 0:16:01 | |
But even if I do set this fire for you just to get you off my back... | 0:16:01 | 0:16:04 | |
Still going to have to tell her eventually, aren't I? | 0:16:04 | 0:16:07 | |
When, you know, I don't die. | 0:16:07 | 0:16:09 | |
Well, we'll think of something, find a way. | 0:16:10 | 0:16:12 | |
She ain't going to buy that it's just magically cured. | 0:16:12 | 0:16:14 | |
Results at hospitals, they get mixed up all the time. | 0:16:14 | 0:16:16 | |
-I've seen something like that in the papers once. -She ain't stupid. | 0:16:16 | 0:16:19 | |
If she sees it in black and white, she'll have to believe it. | 0:16:19 | 0:16:22 | |
Medical records, they can be faked, if you know the right people. | 0:16:22 | 0:16:24 | |
And I'm guessing you do... for the right price. | 0:16:24 | 0:16:28 | |
Just get those lads out... | 0:16:34 | 0:16:37 | |
..and all this will disappear and you can save your marriage. | 0:16:38 | 0:16:41 | |
What do you say? | 0:16:43 | 0:16:45 | |
PHONE CHIMES | 0:16:49 | 0:16:52 | |
Woody... | 0:16:53 | 0:16:54 | |
You're welcome. | 0:16:56 | 0:16:57 | |
It's not the best time to tell Mick. | 0:16:59 | 0:17:02 | |
I just can't. | 0:17:03 | 0:17:05 | |
VACUUM CLEANER WHIRS | 0:17:08 | 0:17:10 | |
Oh, don't worry, there'll be other jobs, love. | 0:17:14 | 0:17:17 | |
-I got the wrong day. -You what? | 0:17:17 | 0:17:19 | |
Yeah, interview's tomorrow. | 0:17:19 | 0:17:21 | |
I joked, saying I was trying to make a good impression, | 0:17:21 | 0:17:24 | |
turning up 24 hours early. | 0:17:24 | 0:17:25 | |
Yeah. Didn't laugh. | 0:17:25 | 0:17:26 | |
Post came. Final demand. | 0:17:28 | 0:17:31 | |
VACUUM CLEANER STOPS SUDDENLY | 0:17:41 | 0:17:42 | |
Out of electric, again?! | 0:17:53 | 0:17:54 | |
What's that smell? | 0:18:04 | 0:18:05 | |
Oh! | 0:18:06 | 0:18:08 | |
Oh! Ahh! | 0:18:10 | 0:18:12 | |
Now you got some cash in your pocket, | 0:18:17 | 0:18:19 | |
you might want to buy yourself some cooking lessons. | 0:18:19 | 0:18:22 | |
Hilarious. What am I going to do? KNOCK ON DOOR | 0:18:22 | 0:18:24 | |
You ain't you going to answer that? | 0:18:27 | 0:18:29 | |
Cheers. | 0:18:30 | 0:18:32 | |
-Hiya. -All right? -Jay! | 0:18:34 | 0:18:38 | |
-Hey... -Where's Phil? | 0:18:42 | 0:18:44 | |
He's, er, not feeling too well. | 0:18:44 | 0:18:47 | |
DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES | 0:18:48 | 0:18:51 | |
There you go! My share of the reservation fee. | 0:18:54 | 0:18:57 | |
Mum... | 0:18:57 | 0:18:58 | |
300 quid. And I thought we'd have a drink to celebrate. | 0:18:58 | 0:19:01 | |
You know, now it's official. Well, sort of. | 0:19:01 | 0:19:04 | |
I can't do this. | 0:19:06 | 0:19:07 | |
Here we are! | 0:19:07 | 0:19:09 | |
Kathy, I mean this in the nicest possible way but... | 0:19:12 | 0:19:16 | |
would you have ever, at my age, | 0:19:16 | 0:19:19 | |
wanted to live with your mother-in-law? | 0:19:19 | 0:19:21 | |
Lou? God, no. Oh, can you imagine, Ian? | 0:19:21 | 0:19:24 | |
Oh. | 0:19:28 | 0:19:30 | |
Right. | 0:19:30 | 0:19:32 | |
I think you're great... I really do. | 0:19:32 | 0:19:34 | |
And we get on so well. | 0:19:34 | 0:19:36 | |
Yeah. But... | 0:19:36 | 0:19:38 | |
But the new-build... It won't be that big. | 0:19:38 | 0:19:43 | |
-Too small for three adults. -We'll be right on top each other. | 0:19:43 | 0:19:46 | |
And that's not going to end well, is it. | 0:19:46 | 0:19:48 | |
No. I guess not. | 0:19:48 | 0:19:50 | |
We... We want you round for nice dinners, boozy nights. | 0:19:50 | 0:19:54 | |
Yeah, but not bugging the hell out of each other on a daily basis. | 0:19:54 | 0:19:57 | |
I'll have a word with Steven. I'm sure you can stay here... | 0:19:59 | 0:20:03 | |
What, and be a third wheel to two newly-weds? No, thanks. | 0:20:03 | 0:20:05 | |
I mean, I do value my sleep. | 0:20:05 | 0:20:08 | |
They'll be at work most of the time. Mum, it'll be fine. | 0:20:08 | 0:20:10 | |
Just get it all down to Ted and Joyce's. | 0:20:24 | 0:20:27 | |
We could ask for some money while we're there. | 0:20:27 | 0:20:29 | |
What have I told you... We ain't scroungers, all right? | 0:20:29 | 0:20:31 | |
But it's not begging if we say we'll give it back. A loan. | 0:20:31 | 0:20:34 | |
And how are we going to cook the food with no electric? | 0:20:34 | 0:20:36 | |
Fine. But it was your idea. | 0:20:36 | 0:20:38 | |
And tell them we'll pay them back. | 0:20:38 | 0:20:40 | |
Every penny by the weekend. | 0:20:40 | 0:20:41 | |
CAR ENGINE STARTS | 0:20:52 | 0:20:54 | |
Dip 'em in the gravy like this, Sharon, you'll love it. | 0:20:58 | 0:21:01 | |
Fill us up, Billy. | 0:21:01 | 0:21:03 | |
-Oh, Billy! -Sorry. | 0:21:05 | 0:21:07 | |
-Brilliant. Well done. -Don't know why you bothered. | 0:21:07 | 0:21:09 | |
-Ben, enough. -Right, that's it. The dinner party's over. | 0:21:09 | 0:21:12 | |
But it was going so well. | 0:21:12 | 0:21:14 | |
I am sick of you moaning. | 0:21:14 | 0:21:15 | |
This was supposed to be a chance for us all to talk. | 0:21:15 | 0:21:17 | |
-Talk? -Yes, talk, get it all out in the open. | 0:21:17 | 0:21:19 | |
Only the main player couldn't be bothered turning up, could he? | 0:21:19 | 0:21:22 | |
-I told you, he's ill. -Oh, he ain't ill, | 0:21:22 | 0:21:24 | |
he just don't want to talk to me. | 0:21:24 | 0:21:25 | |
-That is not true, Ben. -Yes, it is. You know it, I know it. | 0:21:25 | 0:21:29 | |
Look, what's your problem, hey? I offered you the car lot. | 0:21:29 | 0:21:32 | |
That's not your decision to make, Jay. | 0:21:32 | 0:21:34 | |
She's right. Dad's already made his mind up. You, Dennis, Lou, Ray. | 0:21:34 | 0:21:38 | |
-All way ahead in the queue. -Who's Ray?! | 0:21:38 | 0:21:41 | |
He's looked after all of you, yet still you complain. | 0:21:41 | 0:21:44 | |
-He can't win, can he? -Looked after me? | 0:21:44 | 0:21:47 | |
-Yes! -He's given me a lifetime of hard graft to stay afloat, | 0:21:47 | 0:21:50 | |
whilst Jay's won the lottery. | 0:21:50 | 0:21:52 | |
I mean, he can just flog that bit of land, coin in 300 large. | 0:21:52 | 0:21:56 | |
What did you just say? | 0:21:57 | 0:21:59 | |
That's what you're worth to him, Jay. | 0:22:01 | 0:22:03 | |
To Phil Mitchell, who's finally put his money where his mouth is | 0:22:05 | 0:22:08 | |
and shown the world just what he thinks of his queer son. | 0:22:08 | 0:22:11 | |
Cheers. | 0:22:12 | 0:22:14 | |
Jay! Jay! | 0:22:18 | 0:22:20 | |
Er, what do you think you're doing? | 0:22:27 | 0:22:29 | |
Fi booked a DJ for tomorrow - he's coming from Hoxton. | 0:22:29 | 0:22:33 | |
-It's a trendy crowd apparently. -Darts ARE trendy, | 0:22:33 | 0:22:35 | |
and since when is Fi in charge of booking entertainment? | 0:22:35 | 0:22:38 | |
OK. I think she was just trying to help. | 0:22:39 | 0:22:42 | |
Linda, I've noticed that... | 0:22:47 | 0:22:50 | |
we're on the same shifts | 0:22:50 | 0:22:54 | |
-all the time. -Yeah? | 0:22:54 | 0:22:56 | |
Well, I ain't being funny, but do you really think that's a good idea? | 0:22:56 | 0:22:59 | |
Yeah, yeah, I do. | 0:23:03 | 0:23:04 | |
Can you sort these empties, please? | 0:23:07 | 0:23:08 | |
Linda, you all right? | 0:23:17 | 0:23:20 | |
-Yeah. -It's just that I heard you on the phone earlier, | 0:23:20 | 0:23:23 | |
saying that you hadn't told Mick something. | 0:23:23 | 0:23:26 | |
Mum...wants to come and stay for a few days. | 0:23:26 | 0:23:28 | |
But I don't think now's the best time. | 0:23:28 | 0:23:30 | |
Right. | 0:23:30 | 0:23:31 | |
I hope everyone's all right. | 0:23:33 | 0:23:35 | |
Well, it must be really bad. | 0:23:35 | 0:23:37 | |
-What's this? -Oh a load of fire engines going past Turpin Road. | 0:23:37 | 0:23:39 | |
-Must be a big 'un. -And ambulances...police. | 0:23:39 | 0:23:42 | |
-Where've you been? -Ted and Joyce didn't have any cash. | 0:23:49 | 0:23:51 | |
But they dug out these candles for light. | 0:23:51 | 0:23:53 | |
Oh, great. Thanks. | 0:23:53 | 0:23:55 | |
Can't eat 'em, though, can we? | 0:23:55 | 0:23:57 | |
Well, we've still got the cottage pie. | 0:23:57 | 0:23:59 | |
You know, why don't you ask Joyce if she'll heat it up for us? | 0:23:59 | 0:24:01 | |
But how will we get the power back on? | 0:24:01 | 0:24:03 | |
Look, I've got some money coming in tomorrow, I promise. | 0:24:03 | 0:24:06 | |
You been saying that all week, though, ain't you? | 0:24:06 | 0:24:08 | |
Mum is trying her best. | 0:24:08 | 0:24:09 | |
BANGING ON DOOR | 0:24:09 | 0:24:11 | |
Who's that? | 0:24:12 | 0:24:13 | |
BANGING CONTINUES | 0:24:16 | 0:24:19 | |
-Bailiffs. -Get away from the window. Be quiet. | 0:24:21 | 0:24:24 | |
DOOR ENTRY BUZZER | 0:24:24 | 0:24:28 | |
I'm not going anywhere until you give me answers. | 0:24:34 | 0:24:37 | |
So why the car lot, Phil? | 0:24:37 | 0:24:38 | |
I've already told you. | 0:24:38 | 0:24:40 | |
Oh, right, because of the Star thing, yeah. | 0:24:40 | 0:24:44 | |
But see, when I think about it, that doesn't make sense. | 0:24:45 | 0:24:48 | |
Because not only at the time did you kick me out onto the street, | 0:24:48 | 0:24:52 | |
you also called me a paedo. | 0:24:52 | 0:24:54 | |
So going from that to giving me 300 grand because you feel guilty. | 0:24:54 | 0:24:58 | |
No. And I know why Ben's all aggy about it. | 0:24:58 | 0:25:00 | |
-Ben's done all right. -Not as well as me, though. | 0:25:00 | 0:25:03 | |
I'm going to bed. I don't feel well. | 0:25:05 | 0:25:07 | |
Well, what is it? | 0:25:07 | 0:25:09 | |
I've got an 'eadache. From you prattling on. | 0:25:09 | 0:25:11 | |
Just be honest with me, Phil. | 0:25:11 | 0:25:14 | |
What is it with you lot, hey? You're never happy, are ya? | 0:25:14 | 0:25:16 | |
No matter what you're getting. | 0:25:16 | 0:25:18 | |
All my old man ever gave me was the back of his hand.... | 0:25:18 | 0:25:21 | |
What if we swap? Maybe Ben should get the car lot... | 0:25:21 | 0:25:23 | |
No, I've made my decision. | 0:25:23 | 0:25:25 | |
Fine, you don't want it, don't have it, just like Ben. | 0:25:25 | 0:25:28 | |
I'll get Ritchie to cancel your contracts first thing. | 0:25:28 | 0:25:31 | |
So, what, you're just going to give it all to this secret son of yours?! | 0:25:31 | 0:25:34 | |
Yeah, I am. Now get out. | 0:25:34 | 0:25:35 | |
Not until you tell me what the hell is going on. | 0:25:35 | 0:25:37 | |
-Get out, before I throw you out. -Phil... -Get out! | 0:25:37 | 0:25:40 | |
SIRENS WAIL | 0:25:45 | 0:25:48 | |
What's the matter with you, Steven? | 0:25:54 | 0:25:56 | |
Did they get out? The lads? | 0:25:56 | 0:25:58 | |
Did they get out? | 0:26:00 | 0:26:01 | |
I don't know. | 0:26:02 | 0:26:03 | |
What are we going to do? | 0:26:06 | 0:26:08 | |
Nah, nah, nah, nah. No, you slow down, Steven, there's no "we". | 0:26:08 | 0:26:12 | |
Right, there's no "we" cos I was in the Vic. | 0:26:12 | 0:26:14 | |
-I've got about 20 witnesses. -What? | 0:26:14 | 0:26:17 | |
This is arson, mate, it could be murder. | 0:26:17 | 0:26:18 | |
I ain't going inside again! | 0:26:18 | 0:26:21 | |
No, no, if I go down, you go down too. | 0:26:21 | 0:26:22 | |
Yeah? Well, you got a little problem. | 0:26:22 | 0:26:25 | |
Cos it's Ian's car on the traffic cameras outside that flat. | 0:26:26 | 0:26:30 | |
That phone, it's in your name and address. | 0:26:30 | 0:26:34 | |
So all of this - | 0:26:34 | 0:26:36 | |
all of this is down to you. | 0:26:36 | 0:26:39 | |
Max? | 0:26:41 | 0:26:43 | |
MAX! | 0:26:43 | 0:26:45 |