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Oh, look at him, look. Munching away. | 0:00:28 | 0:00:31 | |
Look, take after your old man, don't you, son? | 0:00:31 | 0:00:34 | |
The Grinch that ate Christmas, eh? | 0:00:34 | 0:00:36 | |
Yes, yes, I am aware it's only two years since we got married, | 0:00:36 | 0:00:39 | |
but we want to renew our vows and we'd love it if | 0:00:39 | 0:00:41 | |
-you and Tamwar could come. -PHONE CHIMES | 0:00:41 | 0:00:43 | |
Because we love each other. Ain't that a good enough reason? | 0:00:43 | 0:00:48 | |
OK. Yeah, love you. Bye, bye. | 0:00:48 | 0:00:52 | |
-Well? -She said she'll let us know. | 0:00:52 | 0:00:54 | |
-Right, barrel changing time. -Are you feeling all right? | 0:00:54 | 0:00:57 | |
You normally leave that till just before opening. | 0:00:57 | 0:00:59 | |
I just want to get a start on the day, baby, that's all. | 0:00:59 | 0:01:01 | |
So, you reckon they can hack it? | 0:01:07 | 0:01:09 | |
A landlord who's never even watered down a beer | 0:01:09 | 0:01:11 | |
and a kid who still lives with his mum? | 0:01:11 | 0:01:14 | |
It's like I keep telling you, clean skins. No previous. | 0:01:14 | 0:01:18 | |
Maybe you're right. Leave it with me. | 0:01:21 | 0:01:24 | |
-Yep, all clear. -Ian's going to find out about us sooner or later. | 0:01:31 | 0:01:35 | |
Yeah, well, I'd rather it be later. Do you want some breakfast? | 0:01:35 | 0:01:39 | |
No, I'm all right, I'll pick something up on the way to the gym. | 0:01:39 | 0:01:43 | |
-Last night was nice. -Last night was VERY nice. | 0:01:43 | 0:01:47 | |
PHONE CHIMES | 0:01:47 | 0:01:49 | |
Hey! Hey, listen to this - | 0:01:49 | 0:01:52 | |
"Thank you for coming to see us regarding the job | 0:01:52 | 0:01:54 | |
"of Development Manager. We were very impressed | 0:01:54 | 0:01:56 | |
"and I have great pleasure in offering you the position." | 0:01:56 | 0:01:59 | |
-Ooh! What one's that? -It's the Glasgow one. | 0:01:59 | 0:02:02 | |
I didn't think I'd hear back for a few days. | 0:02:02 | 0:02:03 | |
They want me to start January the fourth. | 0:02:03 | 0:02:06 | |
That's not too soon, is it? | 0:02:06 | 0:02:08 | |
I mean, for what we spoke about. | 0:02:08 | 0:02:10 | |
You are coming with me, aren't you? | 0:02:12 | 0:02:14 | |
Excuse me, do you want to buy a phone? Thanks for stopping. | 0:02:17 | 0:02:20 | |
We only get one chance to get this right. | 0:02:20 | 0:02:22 | |
If the independent assessor fails us, the market will close. | 0:02:22 | 0:02:26 | |
We've been threatened with closure before. | 0:02:26 | 0:02:27 | |
It never comes to anything, does it? | 0:02:27 | 0:02:29 | |
You have to believe me. The threat is very real. | 0:02:29 | 0:02:31 | |
Will you just listen to Robbie? He's been trying really hard | 0:02:31 | 0:02:33 | |
-to save this market. -Save his job, more like. | 0:02:33 | 0:02:36 | |
Whoa, whoa. If the market closes, they'll still redeploy me. | 0:02:36 | 0:02:40 | |
It's your jobs I'm fighting for. Your livelihoods. | 0:02:40 | 0:02:42 | |
So what do you want us to do, then, Rob? Cos I'm already doing | 0:02:42 | 0:02:44 | |
Christmas offers, yeah. Free fairy lights with every tree. | 0:02:44 | 0:02:47 | |
Just be friendly. Give value for money. | 0:02:47 | 0:02:49 | |
Create a buzz, get behind it, and, wait for it... | 0:02:49 | 0:02:55 | |
-What, you want us to flog them? -No, wear them. | 0:02:58 | 0:03:01 | |
-Eh? -Tell me, how are they going to save the market? | 0:03:01 | 0:03:04 | |
They create unity. Show that we're together, proud of the market. | 0:03:04 | 0:03:08 | |
There's no way I'm wearing one of those. | 0:03:08 | 0:03:10 | |
It's utter corporate, commercial tosh! | 0:03:10 | 0:03:12 | |
Yeah, they are a bit tacky, to be fair, mate. | 0:03:12 | 0:03:13 | |
Just trying a bit too hard, Rob, yeah? Just chill out a bit. | 0:03:13 | 0:03:16 | |
Kush, you've got a customer. | 0:03:16 | 0:03:18 | |
Listen, I'm going to pass on the T-shirt for now, | 0:03:18 | 0:03:20 | |
but, don't worry, I'm going to be your all eyes and teeth today, OK? | 0:03:20 | 0:03:23 | |
Eyes and teeth. Hello, sweetheart. | 0:03:23 | 0:03:25 | |
Go on, I'll have one. | 0:03:26 | 0:03:29 | |
Why don't they get how important this is? | 0:03:29 | 0:03:32 | |
Martin is right - you're trying too hard. Got to have faith in them. | 0:03:32 | 0:03:36 | |
I thought you said you were on board. | 0:03:40 | 0:03:42 | |
Yeah, and I'm not saying I'm not. | 0:03:42 | 0:03:44 | |
It's just it's a lot to take in, innit? | 0:03:44 | 0:03:46 | |
Glasgow is pretty far away. | 0:03:46 | 0:03:48 | |
It's not that far. Look, I get it. You're closer to your lot than I am. | 0:03:48 | 0:03:53 | |
Yeah, I used to be. It's not that. | 0:03:53 | 0:03:56 | |
-It's just... -Say it. | 0:03:58 | 0:03:59 | |
Suppose we don't work out. | 0:04:01 | 0:04:04 | |
-We will. -No, you don't know that. | 0:04:04 | 0:04:07 | |
Look, Lauren, we were meant to be together. | 0:04:07 | 0:04:10 | |
We're going to be nan and grandad to Louie's kids, our own kids. | 0:04:10 | 0:04:14 | |
If it's not the right time, then I'll turn the job down. | 0:04:14 | 0:04:16 | |
-There's still the others. -It's a really good job. | 0:04:16 | 0:04:18 | |
So? I just want you to be happy. | 0:04:18 | 0:04:22 | |
Oh, I'm going to have to tell Ian. And Abi. | 0:04:25 | 0:04:30 | |
Didn't think you were going to do an order of service. | 0:04:35 | 0:04:37 | |
-Well, I want it to be proper. -Right, that's the barrel sorted. | 0:04:37 | 0:04:40 | |
MUSIC: Merry Xmas, Everybody by Slade | 0:04:40 | 0:04:41 | |
Fantastic. I need you to go to the cash and carry. | 0:04:41 | 0:04:43 | |
It's a bit on top now just before Christmas, innit? | 0:04:43 | 0:04:46 | |
Which is why we need to get everything today. | 0:04:46 | 0:04:47 | |
I have to know that we've got it all. | 0:04:47 | 0:04:49 | |
I'll go this afternoon, then. | 0:04:49 | 0:04:50 | |
-I'll go now, then, will I? -Yeah, yeah, yeah. -All right. | 0:04:50 | 0:04:53 | |
I need to unbolt the doors anyway. | 0:04:53 | 0:04:56 | |
Oh! Didn't have yous two down as early boozers. | 0:04:56 | 0:04:59 | |
Can someone turn that down, please? | 0:05:02 | 0:05:04 | |
Why, you got a sore head? | 0:05:04 | 0:05:05 | |
Over 60s turkey and tinsel supper dance last night. | 0:05:05 | 0:05:09 | |
We cut a rug, didn't we, Ted? | 0:05:09 | 0:05:12 | |
Suffering today, though. | 0:05:12 | 0:05:13 | |
We are here for the hair of the dog times two. | 0:05:13 | 0:05:15 | |
Right, I'm going to do the slips. | 0:05:15 | 0:05:17 | |
Oh, hang on, Mick. I think we might need more mixers. Let me check. | 0:05:17 | 0:05:19 | |
-Good night, was it? -Yeah, smashing. -They do it every year. | 0:05:19 | 0:05:22 | |
Decent food. Bit stingy with the booze, though. | 0:05:22 | 0:05:25 | |
One glass of wine and non-alcoholic punch. | 0:05:25 | 0:05:28 | |
What, you've got a hangover on one glass of wine? | 0:05:28 | 0:05:31 | |
I spiked the punch. See, what you see here is self-inflicted. | 0:05:31 | 0:05:35 | |
-You never! -Yeah, I did. | 0:05:35 | 0:05:37 | |
-Well, so did I! -What? | 0:05:37 | 0:05:39 | |
We're both as bad as the other! | 0:05:39 | 0:05:41 | |
No, we should be all right till the next delivery. | 0:05:41 | 0:05:44 | |
Good. I'll go now, then. | 0:05:44 | 0:05:46 | |
Here, look, that'll be us in a 40 stretch. | 0:05:46 | 0:05:49 | |
Yeah, well, we won't be keeping a gun in the sideboard. | 0:05:49 | 0:05:53 | |
Don't take it to heart so much. | 0:05:53 | 0:05:55 | |
How many do you think I should put on each stall? | 0:05:55 | 0:05:58 | |
-What for? -To spread the festive fun for the customers. | 0:05:58 | 0:06:02 | |
I don't fancy people thumbing through my goods | 0:06:02 | 0:06:04 | |
with mincey fingers. Is this to impress the mystery shopper? | 0:06:04 | 0:06:08 | |
Independent assessor. I've enough to give two plates to each trader. | 0:06:08 | 0:06:14 | |
And I've had some special crackers made up. | 0:06:14 | 0:06:17 | |
I'm going to plant them all round the market, | 0:06:17 | 0:06:18 | |
and the customers have to hunt for them. | 0:06:18 | 0:06:20 | |
Create a unique retail experience. | 0:06:20 | 0:06:22 | |
You don't think you're going a little bit overboard, do you, Rob? | 0:06:22 | 0:06:27 | |
I'm surprised at you, Donna. The amount of times you've told me | 0:06:27 | 0:06:29 | |
about the fight for Spring Lane market. | 0:06:29 | 0:06:31 | |
But that was different. It was either Spring Lane or Bridge Street. | 0:06:31 | 0:06:34 | |
You're just like the rest of them. | 0:06:34 | 0:06:36 | |
You think it's all just idle threats. | 0:06:36 | 0:06:38 | |
Look, maybe I care about this market more than the rest of you. | 0:06:38 | 0:06:41 | |
But while there's an ounce of fight left in me, I'm not giving up! | 0:06:41 | 0:06:44 | |
Hiya. | 0:06:48 | 0:06:50 | |
Oh, here he is. | 0:06:50 | 0:06:51 | |
You going to help me out, are you? Going to make some sandwiches? | 0:06:51 | 0:06:54 | |
-I thought Ian was here. -No, he's gone to the wholesalers. | 0:06:54 | 0:06:58 | |
Well, just get enough to see us through to Christmas, you know. | 0:06:58 | 0:07:01 | |
Not going to be our problem after that, is it? | 0:07:01 | 0:07:03 | |
Right, well... Listen, I won't be long. | 0:07:03 | 0:07:06 | |
-Come on, then. -How long's Ian going to be? -Not long. Why? | 0:07:06 | 0:07:08 | |
-Just wondering. -OK. Come on, then. | 0:07:11 | 0:07:14 | |
Hiya. | 0:07:16 | 0:07:19 | |
Hiya. | 0:07:19 | 0:07:20 | |
Guess what the most popular baby names are. | 0:07:24 | 0:07:27 | |
Er, Emily? George? | 0:07:27 | 0:07:30 | |
No, Oliver and Olivia. Yeah, don't really like either. | 0:07:30 | 0:07:34 | |
Nah, me neither. Listen, I need to talk to you. | 0:07:34 | 0:07:39 | |
What, about Dad? | 0:07:39 | 0:07:41 | |
No, about me. Me and Josh. We're moving to Scotland. | 0:07:44 | 0:07:48 | |
He's got a job up there. | 0:07:48 | 0:07:50 | |
OK. | 0:07:52 | 0:07:55 | |
OK? | 0:07:55 | 0:07:56 | |
Well, what do you expect me to say? Mum's in Exeter, Dad's not here. | 0:07:56 | 0:08:01 | |
Everybody leaves me, why should you be any different? | 0:08:02 | 0:08:05 | |
It's five hours on a train. | 0:08:05 | 0:08:07 | |
And... | 0:08:08 | 0:08:09 | |
Come on, the way we've been recently, | 0:08:09 | 0:08:11 | |
you're hardly going to miss me, are you? | 0:08:11 | 0:08:14 | |
Whatever. Think I should just focus on my baby now. | 0:08:14 | 0:08:17 | |
Yeah, that's a good idea. | 0:08:20 | 0:08:22 | |
You're lucky I'm honest. I could've had away with all of that. | 0:08:30 | 0:08:34 | |
Well, it's only party gear for the old vow renewal. | 0:08:34 | 0:08:39 | |
Hope I get an invite. You know, I'm a sucker for all that romance stuff. | 0:08:39 | 0:08:42 | |
Did you get me text? | 0:08:44 | 0:08:45 | |
-Yeah. I'll just whack all this in there, and I'm all yours. -Good. | 0:08:45 | 0:08:49 | |
You know, I really admire the way you've been | 0:08:49 | 0:08:51 | |
able to keep your nose clean all these years. | 0:08:51 | 0:08:53 | |
Can't have been easy. Pub landlord and all. | 0:08:53 | 0:08:56 | |
And I know what we're trying to do doesn't sit well with you. | 0:08:56 | 0:09:00 | |
Well, I need the money. | 0:09:00 | 0:09:02 | |
I just hope it's as fool-proof as you say it is. | 0:09:02 | 0:09:05 | |
Look at me. Look at my condition. | 0:09:05 | 0:09:07 | |
Do I look like somebody who wants to spend another term in jail? | 0:09:07 | 0:09:10 | |
Half an hour. Don't be late. | 0:09:12 | 0:09:15 | |
Here, let me help you with that. | 0:09:21 | 0:09:23 | |
Help Santa's little helper find a cracker. | 0:09:25 | 0:09:28 | |
Find a cracker and win a prize! | 0:09:28 | 0:09:31 | |
All part of the festive fun here at Bridge Street market! | 0:09:31 | 0:09:34 | |
Robbie! Borrow you a sec, please! | 0:09:34 | 0:09:37 | |
-Sure. -My mate Ted here, he has found a cracker in my parsnips. | 0:09:37 | 0:09:40 | |
Amazing! Well, give it a pull. See if you won the star prize. | 0:09:43 | 0:09:47 | |
MARTIN WHISTLES | 0:09:47 | 0:09:49 | |
-Martin. -Yeah? -Grab the other end. | 0:09:49 | 0:09:51 | |
What does it say? Gather round, everyone, gather round! | 0:09:53 | 0:09:57 | |
Has this lucky gentleman won big? | 0:09:57 | 0:09:58 | |
You have won a £2 voucher. | 0:10:01 | 0:10:03 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:10:03 | 0:10:04 | |
Amazing! £2 to spend on anything on the market. | 0:10:04 | 0:10:09 | |
OK, it wasn't the star prize, | 0:10:09 | 0:10:10 | |
but here on Bridge Street market everyone's a winner! | 0:10:10 | 0:10:14 | |
Oh, good morning, sir. Are you being served? | 0:10:14 | 0:10:16 | |
-How much is this vase? -Oh, I'm not so sure. | 0:10:16 | 0:10:19 | |
-If you just give me one minute... -Don't bother. I'm in a rush. | 0:10:19 | 0:10:22 | |
It's no bother... | 0:10:22 | 0:10:23 | |
Oh, sir, you've won a cracker! | 0:10:23 | 0:10:26 | |
-What's going on? -Well, there was an accident, | 0:10:26 | 0:10:29 | |
but, lucky for this gentleman, he discovered a cracker. | 0:10:29 | 0:10:32 | |
That's a 1950s classic. It's 100 quid. | 0:10:32 | 0:10:34 | |
-I'm not paying for it. -Yes, you are! | 0:10:34 | 0:10:36 | |
What happened to the customer always being right? | 0:10:36 | 0:10:39 | |
Of course the customer doesn't have to pay for breakages. | 0:10:39 | 0:10:41 | |
-Someone has to! -Yes, we'll deal with it later. | 0:10:41 | 0:10:44 | |
-Sir, your cracker! -That's 100 quid you owe me. | 0:10:44 | 0:10:46 | |
Got everything on the list. | 0:10:47 | 0:10:49 | |
I had a tear up over that last box of pink candles! | 0:10:49 | 0:10:51 | |
Yeah, I can't decide on songs. I'm thinking classical. | 0:10:51 | 0:10:54 | |
Whatever you want. Erm, I'm just going to shoot off for a bit. | 0:10:54 | 0:10:57 | |
Where you going? | 0:10:57 | 0:10:58 | |
You know better than to ask questions just before Christmas. | 0:10:58 | 0:11:01 | |
But we said we weren't going to get each other anything. | 0:11:01 | 0:11:03 | |
We've got to save money. | 0:11:03 | 0:11:05 | |
Yeah, I can see your boat Christmas morning with nothing to open. | 0:11:05 | 0:11:07 | |
That wardrobe in my bedroom - you still getting rid? | 0:11:07 | 0:11:09 | |
-Yeah, well, it's not coming with us. -Ted and Joyce said they want it. | 0:11:09 | 0:11:12 | |
-Sweet. I'll see yous later. -Wait, wait! What are these errands? | 0:11:12 | 0:11:15 | |
Are they important? | 0:11:15 | 0:11:17 | |
Erm, they're not vital. | 0:11:17 | 0:11:19 | |
-Well, what shall I say? -Yes, yes, they can have it! | 0:11:19 | 0:11:21 | |
-I'll be about an hour. -No, I need your help, Mick! | 0:11:23 | 0:11:25 | |
All right, my mind keeps going blank. If I don't get this | 0:11:25 | 0:11:28 | |
to the printers, I'll never get it back in time. | 0:11:28 | 0:11:30 | |
-I've got to make headway with the packing. -All right, all right, | 0:11:30 | 0:11:32 | |
all right, all right. Don't stress. | 0:11:32 | 0:11:34 | |
We're losing our home on January third! Of course I'm stressed. | 0:11:34 | 0:11:37 | |
How could we have been so stupid? | 0:11:37 | 0:11:39 | |
Listen... | 0:11:44 | 0:11:45 | |
-What's done is done. -I know. | 0:11:48 | 0:11:50 | |
We have to concentrate on the future. | 0:11:50 | 0:11:52 | |
Not just for us, but for that little 'un over there. | 0:11:52 | 0:11:54 | |
And we've lost our way a little bit, but we're going to be all right. | 0:11:54 | 0:11:58 | |
And we're going to sort this lot out double quick, | 0:12:00 | 0:12:02 | |
and then we'll start on the old packing, yeah? | 0:12:02 | 0:12:05 | |
I just need to make a quick call, and then I'm all yours. | 0:12:05 | 0:12:08 | |
Give us a kiss. LINDA CHUCKLES | 0:12:08 | 0:12:10 | |
All right, yeah, it's me. I'm running a little bit late, but... | 0:12:20 | 0:12:24 | |
Yeah, no, I'm coming. Yeah, no, course I'm still coming. | 0:12:24 | 0:12:28 | |
You know what it is, I just... | 0:12:28 | 0:12:30 | |
I've got to sort something out first, OK? So... | 0:12:30 | 0:12:33 | |
All right. Ta-ra. | 0:12:33 | 0:12:36 | |
There you go, sir. That's my grandson there. | 0:12:37 | 0:12:40 | |
Look, here's Mummy. | 0:12:42 | 0:12:43 | |
They have gone through three songs already. | 0:12:45 | 0:12:48 | |
Oh, there's plenty of tinfoil round the back. You said you wanted some. | 0:12:48 | 0:12:52 | |
So you can decorate the tree, make some decorations. | 0:12:52 | 0:12:54 | |
Yeah, yeah, the tree. Ian, can I have...? | 0:12:54 | 0:12:56 | |
Oh, and the other thing is, I got him a pedal car. | 0:12:56 | 0:12:59 | |
I saw it at the wholesalers, and I just couldn't resist it. | 0:12:59 | 0:13:02 | |
It's great. Right, come on, you. My turn. | 0:13:02 | 0:13:05 | |
Time for a bit of grandad dancing. Come on. | 0:13:05 | 0:13:09 | |
I say dance, actually, I've come over to have some blueberries. | 0:13:09 | 0:13:12 | |
Can I have a blueberry? | 0:13:12 | 0:13:13 | |
There you go. | 0:13:16 | 0:13:18 | |
How am I going to make an onion gravy with that? | 0:13:18 | 0:13:20 | |
-I won it. -I sent you out for onions. | 0:13:20 | 0:13:23 | |
Am I going to have to make a list | 0:13:23 | 0:13:24 | |
-even if I send you out for one thing? -No, I've got the onions. | 0:13:24 | 0:13:27 | |
But, while I was there, I was looking at the parsnips, | 0:13:27 | 0:13:29 | |
and I found a cracker. | 0:13:29 | 0:13:31 | |
This is how it started with your mother. Gibberish. | 0:13:31 | 0:13:33 | |
No, no. They're doing a promotion in the market, you see. | 0:13:33 | 0:13:35 | |
They're hiding crackers on all the stalls. | 0:13:35 | 0:13:37 | |
Well, I found one and I won a voucher, so I bought that. | 0:13:37 | 0:13:41 | |
Why? | 0:13:41 | 0:13:43 | |
Well, I didn't know what else to get. | 0:13:43 | 0:13:45 | |
-It's alpine fresh. -Is it? | 0:13:45 | 0:13:47 | |
We have sandalwood. | 0:13:47 | 0:13:50 | |
Oh, well, probably do in the bathroom. | 0:13:50 | 0:13:53 | |
Never mind about your vouchers, I've got ourselves a new wardrobe. | 0:13:53 | 0:13:57 | |
-Pardon? -Yeah, Shirley behind the bar, she's getting rid of one, | 0:13:57 | 0:14:00 | |
-so I had first dibs. -Well, what's wrong with the one we've got? | 0:14:00 | 0:14:03 | |
Well, nothing. | 0:14:03 | 0:14:04 | |
It's just that we've had it since it was in the ark with Noah. | 0:14:04 | 0:14:08 | |
It might not fit properly, but I fancy a change. | 0:14:08 | 0:14:11 | |
She said she'd bring it round some time. | 0:14:11 | 0:14:12 | |
-Well, no time like the present. -No, not with your back, Ted. | 0:14:12 | 0:14:15 | |
Shifting furniture, Joyce, it's all in the knees. | 0:14:15 | 0:14:18 | |
Ted, you love telling people that you are 80. | 0:14:18 | 0:14:22 | |
You might look in the mirror and see Charlton Heston, but leave it. | 0:14:22 | 0:14:25 | |
-I can help shift a wardrobe, can't I? -Oh! | 0:14:25 | 0:14:28 | |
How am I going to make onion gravy with that? | 0:14:32 | 0:14:35 | |
Mr Lister. | 0:14:39 | 0:14:41 | |
-Mr Jackson. -I wasn't expecting you. | 0:14:41 | 0:14:44 | |
That's my motto - expect the unexpected. | 0:14:44 | 0:14:46 | |
Felix here has been telling me he's leaving the market. | 0:14:48 | 0:14:52 | |
Well, he's not said nothing to me. | 0:14:52 | 0:14:53 | |
Thought I'd go to the organ-grinder, and not the monkey. | 0:14:53 | 0:14:56 | |
He's secured a pitch on one of our rival markets. | 0:14:56 | 0:14:58 | |
Somewhere I might be appreciated. Where they actually let you | 0:14:58 | 0:15:00 | |
concentrate on selling and making a profit, | 0:15:00 | 0:15:02 | |
and not dressing up like a corporate muppet. | 0:15:02 | 0:15:05 | |
Well, if you're not a team player... | 0:15:05 | 0:15:06 | |
If this place closes - no, WHEN this place closes - it'll be his fault. | 0:15:06 | 0:15:11 | |
I'll pack up and go by the end of the day. | 0:15:11 | 0:15:13 | |
And I expect my money by then. | 0:15:13 | 0:15:15 | |
Mr Lister, I can assure you | 0:15:18 | 0:15:20 | |
I bent over backwards to accommodate that guy. | 0:15:20 | 0:15:22 | |
It's all right. One less to appease when the market closes. | 0:15:22 | 0:15:26 | |
-What about the assessment? -Happened yesterday. | 0:15:26 | 0:15:29 | |
Well, you didn't think I'd warn you, did you? | 0:15:29 | 0:15:32 | |
It's meant to be a fair assessment. | 0:15:32 | 0:15:34 | |
I didn't want you giving it the old razzle-dazzle. | 0:15:34 | 0:15:37 | |
Talking of razzle-dazzle... | 0:15:38 | 0:15:40 | |
Your own initiative? | 0:15:41 | 0:15:43 | |
Yeah. | 0:15:43 | 0:15:45 | |
Impressive. Mind if I take one with me? | 0:15:45 | 0:15:48 | |
No, please do. So about this mystery shopper... | 0:15:48 | 0:15:51 | |
Independent assessor. | 0:15:51 | 0:15:53 | |
I'll find out at the Council meeting later this week. | 0:15:53 | 0:15:55 | |
-And we don't know if we passed? -Time will tell. | 0:15:55 | 0:15:59 | |
-That's order of service done, yeah? -I'm still not sure about Ave Maria. | 0:16:02 | 0:16:06 | |
Everyone loves a bit of Ave, don't they? Yes. | 0:16:06 | 0:16:08 | |
I suppose. | 0:16:08 | 0:16:10 | |
-So we've broke the back of it... -I bet she won't come. | 0:16:10 | 0:16:12 | |
Nancy. | 0:16:13 | 0:16:14 | |
It's a long way. | 0:16:14 | 0:16:16 | |
Yeah. I was going to ask her to... | 0:16:16 | 0:16:19 | |
Oh, you know... | 0:16:19 | 0:16:21 | |
Oh! What's the word? | 0:16:21 | 0:16:23 | |
Officiate! | 0:16:23 | 0:16:24 | |
That's Johnny's cup of tea, I'd have thought. | 0:16:24 | 0:16:26 | |
-I thought he could walk me in. -Why don't we take a little break? | 0:16:26 | 0:16:29 | |
Cos I've got to just nip out for a second. | 0:16:29 | 0:16:31 | |
You can have a nice lesbian tea, sort your nut out, | 0:16:31 | 0:16:33 | |
and when I get back, we'll attack the rest of it. | 0:16:33 | 0:16:35 | |
No, no, no, I'm worrying now. | 0:16:35 | 0:16:36 | |
Cos there needs to be someone standing up there, | 0:16:36 | 0:16:39 | |
-bringing it all together... -We need muscle out here! | 0:16:39 | 0:16:41 | |
-Mother, you like a bit of bunny, don't you? -No, no, Mick... | 0:16:41 | 0:16:43 | |
What you on about? | 0:16:43 | 0:16:44 | |
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, we need an MC for the old vow renewals. | 0:16:44 | 0:16:47 | |
-No, hang on... -It'll be lovely! I'll leave yous to sort out the details. | 0:16:47 | 0:16:50 | |
-I've just... -Mick, we need muscle out here! | 0:16:50 | 0:16:53 | |
-Ow! -What is going on? | 0:16:53 | 0:16:55 | |
-What's going on here? -I told you we needed help. | 0:16:56 | 0:16:58 | |
He ain't moved that by himself, has he? | 0:16:58 | 0:17:01 | |
No, Johnny's gone back down the bar, | 0:17:01 | 0:17:02 | |
but I think Ted's ruptured something. | 0:17:02 | 0:17:04 | |
No, I'll be all right in a minute, I just need to get my breath back. | 0:17:04 | 0:17:07 | |
I'm 80, you know. And you look well on it. | 0:17:07 | 0:17:09 | |
I'll sort this out later, I think. | 0:17:09 | 0:17:11 | |
Oh, no, no! You're not leaving that there! | 0:17:11 | 0:17:12 | |
Oh, come on, then. Come on! | 0:17:12 | 0:17:14 | |
Right, what we'll do is I'll take the weight, you guide it, yeah? | 0:17:14 | 0:17:18 | |
-I can help. -No, no, you're all right, you're all right. | 0:17:18 | 0:17:21 | |
-That's it, here we go. -Mind the paint work! | 0:17:21 | 0:17:24 | |
No, what do you care? We're moving out, ain't we? | 0:17:24 | 0:17:26 | |
It's lodging on the wall, you see. | 0:17:26 | 0:17:27 | |
Yeah, I can see that, Ted. I can see it, just... | 0:17:27 | 0:17:30 | |
-It won't budge! -It will! | 0:17:30 | 0:17:31 | |
You should have gone sideways. That's what I was going to do. | 0:17:31 | 0:17:34 | |
All right, all right, all right. | 0:17:34 | 0:17:37 | |
Right, push it up towards me, yeah, all right? | 0:17:37 | 0:17:40 | |
-Wait a minute! -All right. | 0:17:40 | 0:17:42 | |
It's not going anywhere, is it? | 0:17:42 | 0:17:44 | |
MICK GRUNTS | 0:17:44 | 0:17:46 | |
Is it safe to come in? | 0:17:52 | 0:17:53 | |
Yeah, yeah. Just making some lunch. | 0:17:53 | 0:17:55 | |
-Do you want some? -No, thanks. I've eaten. | 0:17:55 | 0:17:58 | |
-Where's Louie? -Just having a little nap. | 0:17:58 | 0:18:01 | |
I've not stopped all day. I've been looking at apartments. | 0:18:01 | 0:18:04 | |
I've found this amazing one. | 0:18:04 | 0:18:05 | |
Two bedroom, terrace apartment, mezzanine. | 0:18:05 | 0:18:08 | |
-It's in the middle of this complex. -Mm! | 0:18:08 | 0:18:10 | |
It's got like a gym, cinema, bars, club, fantastic view. | 0:18:10 | 0:18:15 | |
And I'm going to get us a cleaner, | 0:18:15 | 0:18:16 | |
so we don't have to do any of the boring stuff. | 0:18:16 | 0:18:18 | |
Can I get that in writing, please? | 0:18:18 | 0:18:21 | |
Listen, I, erm... | 0:18:21 | 0:18:23 | |
I spoke to Abi... | 0:18:23 | 0:18:25 | |
Ah. I take it she wasn't pleased for us. | 0:18:25 | 0:18:27 | |
Well, she hasn't done much recently that I'M pleased about. | 0:18:27 | 0:18:31 | |
What about Ian? | 0:18:31 | 0:18:33 | |
I was thinking, can we...? | 0:18:33 | 0:18:35 | |
Can we just wait till after Christmas to tell Ian? | 0:18:35 | 0:18:38 | |
-If you don't mind? -Look, why put it off? I mean... | 0:18:38 | 0:18:41 | |
Look, tell him he can visit whenever he wants. | 0:18:41 | 0:18:42 | |
It's not exactly the other side of the world. | 0:18:42 | 0:18:44 | |
You don't know what people round here are like. | 0:18:44 | 0:18:46 | |
If you ain't got an East End postcode, | 0:18:46 | 0:18:48 | |
then you might as well be in outer Mongolia. | 0:18:48 | 0:18:51 | |
THEY CHUCKLE | 0:18:51 | 0:18:52 | |
Look, Ian will be fine. | 0:18:52 | 0:18:54 | |
He'll have to be. | 0:18:54 | 0:18:57 | |
-Come here. -Mm. | 0:18:57 | 0:18:58 | |
All right? | 0:19:03 | 0:19:04 | |
That's her phone, you stupid idiot! | 0:19:04 | 0:19:06 | |
Mr Beale. | 0:19:16 | 0:19:17 | |
You bring him into our house, after everything his family's done? | 0:19:17 | 0:19:20 | |
His dad's kicked him out, Ian. | 0:19:20 | 0:19:22 | |
Lauren and I can't help the way we feel about each other. | 0:19:22 | 0:19:24 | |
Feel? Your family is incapable of feeling! | 0:19:24 | 0:19:26 | |
This is Willmott-Brown. this is him twisting the knife. | 0:19:26 | 0:19:29 | |
-It's nothing like that! -Steven's not even cold in the ground. I... | 0:19:29 | 0:19:32 | |
Or was this going on before that? Is that it? | 0:19:32 | 0:19:34 | |
-You were at it with him behind Steven's back? -No! | 0:19:34 | 0:19:36 | |
Oh, no, cos you're not like that, are you? | 0:19:36 | 0:19:38 | |
You wouldn't cheat on Steven with him, | 0:19:38 | 0:19:39 | |
like you wouldn't cheat on Peter with Steven! | 0:19:39 | 0:19:41 | |
I mean, is that why Peter turned to drink? | 0:19:41 | 0:19:43 | |
Because one man is just not enough for you? | 0:19:43 | 0:19:45 | |
I didn't have to come back here, Ian. I came back to make you happy. | 0:19:46 | 0:19:50 | |
But you're never happy, are you? | 0:19:50 | 0:19:52 | |
That's why you've lost everyone! | 0:19:54 | 0:19:56 | |
With respect, Mr Beale, | 0:20:02 | 0:20:04 | |
it's not Lauren you've got the problem with, it's me. | 0:20:04 | 0:20:07 | |
I'm not my father. In fact, I'm nothing to do with him any more. | 0:20:07 | 0:20:12 | |
Lauren and I can't help the fact that we've fallen in love. | 0:20:12 | 0:20:14 | |
Really? You love each other? | 0:20:19 | 0:20:21 | |
Yeah. Yeah, I love Lauren, and I'd do anything for her. | 0:20:21 | 0:20:26 | |
And after everything Steven's done to her, and Peter, | 0:20:27 | 0:20:30 | |
she's been through hell. You should be happy that she's found someone. | 0:20:30 | 0:20:34 | |
Kathy is. | 0:20:34 | 0:20:36 | |
-Oh! -I told you to leave it, but you wouldn't listen! | 0:20:42 | 0:20:46 | |
It's his old trouble. He ought to know better. | 0:20:46 | 0:20:49 | |
-I'm fine. -Well, good luck getting a doctor's appointment before 2018. | 0:20:49 | 0:20:53 | |
Right, well that's two pints you owe us. | 0:20:53 | 0:20:56 | |
-Right. -You're not leaving it there! -PHONE RINGS | 0:20:56 | 0:20:58 | |
All right, let's get it over the Square. | 0:20:58 | 0:21:00 | |
-No chance, mate. -You're kidding! -Hold up, I... | 0:21:00 | 0:21:02 | |
Mick Carter. | 0:21:07 | 0:21:09 | |
Yeah, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. | 0:21:09 | 0:21:11 | |
I know I let you down, it's just I... | 0:21:11 | 0:21:13 | |
Yeah, of course I'm still in... | 0:21:15 | 0:21:17 | |
It's just that something came up, and it was a family thing... | 0:21:17 | 0:21:22 | |
Aidan? | 0:21:22 | 0:21:24 | |
Aidan! | 0:21:24 | 0:21:25 | |
You knew and you didn't tell me? | 0:21:25 | 0:21:27 | |
Because I knew you'd react like this, that's why. | 0:21:27 | 0:21:29 | |
-Yeah, and so should you! -She was bound to move on sooner or later. | 0:21:29 | 0:21:32 | |
Well, yeah. Personally, I can't wait for the wedding | 0:21:32 | 0:21:34 | |
and the family photographs. I can't believe you're all right about this. | 0:21:34 | 0:21:37 | |
Look, he's a bright caring young man | 0:21:37 | 0:21:40 | |
who seems to have his head screwed on. | 0:21:40 | 0:21:42 | |
And, more importantly, he really cares for Lauren. | 0:21:43 | 0:21:47 | |
Like Luke did for Ben? | 0:21:48 | 0:21:50 | |
What was it you said? "Like father, like son." | 0:21:50 | 0:21:53 | |
Luke plotted with his dad. | 0:21:53 | 0:21:55 | |
Josh didn't know anything about their plans. | 0:21:55 | 0:21:58 | |
-And you believe that? -I want to, I do. | 0:21:58 | 0:22:01 | |
And, look, I can't say I'm over the moon about all this... | 0:22:03 | 0:22:06 | |
..but I'm trying to move on, Ian. | 0:22:07 | 0:22:11 | |
I'm really trying. | 0:22:11 | 0:22:12 | |
Mum... | 0:22:14 | 0:22:16 | |
A few days after it happened, your dad sat on the edge of the bed, | 0:22:17 | 0:22:22 | |
and he said that we would never get over it. | 0:22:22 | 0:22:25 | |
And he was right. | 0:22:27 | 0:22:29 | |
He never did, and I didn't either. | 0:22:29 | 0:22:31 | |
And it broke us in the end. | 0:22:31 | 0:22:35 | |
And I have carried it...always. | 0:22:35 | 0:22:39 | |
And don't forget, it happened to me twice. 14, Ian. | 0:22:40 | 0:22:44 | |
It marked me. It marked me for a long time. | 0:22:46 | 0:22:50 | |
And then it happened all over again! | 0:22:50 | 0:22:52 | |
And I am not going to carry it any longer. I just can't. | 0:22:53 | 0:22:56 | |
Lauren... | 0:22:59 | 0:23:01 | |
She doesn't owe us anything. | 0:23:01 | 0:23:02 | |
And if you keep pushing like you normally do, | 0:23:03 | 0:23:06 | |
then she's going to walk away and take Louie with her. | 0:23:06 | 0:23:08 | |
They could be together for years, you know, get married and have kids. | 0:23:10 | 0:23:14 | |
I am not going to be the one to deny her that. | 0:23:16 | 0:23:19 | |
Are you? | 0:23:20 | 0:23:22 | |
I heard about Felix. | 0:23:22 | 0:23:24 | |
Does that mean I can get my old pitch back? | 0:23:24 | 0:23:26 | |
Already marked you down for it. | 0:23:26 | 0:23:28 | |
Stop thinking about the mystery shopper. | 0:23:28 | 0:23:31 | |
There's nothing you can do about it now. | 0:23:31 | 0:23:34 | |
-No news is good news. -If we don't pass, it'll be my fault. | 0:23:34 | 0:23:37 | |
Means I don't motivate people enough. | 0:23:37 | 0:23:39 | |
You did your best. | 0:23:39 | 0:23:40 | |
Donna. Couldn't even get you to wear a T-shirt. | 0:23:40 | 0:23:44 | |
That's because some idiot ordered 'em all in a size large. | 0:23:44 | 0:23:46 | |
I'll alter mine at home and wear it tomorrow. | 0:23:48 | 0:23:52 | |
There's no point, is there? It's not going to change the outcome. | 0:23:52 | 0:23:55 | |
Just a waiting game now. | 0:23:55 | 0:23:56 | |
If you want to motivate people, what about a Christmas party? | 0:23:56 | 0:24:00 | |
I'm serious. You know, show 'em you can throw a great party. | 0:24:00 | 0:24:03 | |
Get 'em all united. | 0:24:03 | 0:24:04 | |
Go on, then. | 0:24:06 | 0:24:07 | |
L, just give me a minute, yeah? | 0:24:16 | 0:24:19 | |
You all right? | 0:24:22 | 0:24:23 | |
You let me down, Mick. | 0:24:23 | 0:24:25 | |
Yeah. I had a domestic. | 0:24:25 | 0:24:27 | |
I had to make it a priority, but I'm still committed. | 0:24:27 | 0:24:29 | |
What happens if you have a domestic on the day? | 0:24:29 | 0:24:32 | |
I won't. On my life, I won't. I won't let you down. | 0:24:32 | 0:24:34 | |
You know, I can't afford to. | 0:24:36 | 0:24:38 | |
-What's your dad talking to him about? -Dunno. | 0:24:39 | 0:24:42 | |
There ain't no changes I need to know about, is there? | 0:24:44 | 0:24:47 | |
Only one. | 0:24:48 | 0:24:49 | |
What? | 0:24:49 | 0:24:51 | |
You didn't need to get me a Christmas present. | 0:24:54 | 0:24:57 | |
Not here. In private. | 0:24:57 | 0:24:59 | |
I'll head off, then, if you're sure you're going to be all right. | 0:25:08 | 0:25:11 | |
Yeah. | 0:25:11 | 0:25:12 | |
I'll call you tonight. | 0:25:12 | 0:25:14 | |
Thanks. | 0:25:14 | 0:25:15 | |
I like what you said... | 0:25:15 | 0:25:17 | |
..to Ian. Made me feel good. | 0:25:17 | 0:25:19 | |
Hearing you say that you loved me. | 0:25:19 | 0:25:22 | |
I do love you. | 0:25:22 | 0:25:24 | |
I know. | 0:25:25 | 0:25:28 | |
And, um... | 0:25:28 | 0:25:31 | |
I, you know... | 0:25:31 | 0:25:34 | |
Yeah, yeah, I know. | 0:25:34 | 0:25:37 | |
I cannot wait for Glasgow. | 0:25:39 | 0:25:42 | |
Me too. | 0:25:42 | 0:25:43 | |
I just want us to have a fresh start. | 0:25:45 | 0:25:48 | |
Away from here, away from Weylands... | 0:25:48 | 0:25:50 | |
Ian can have a wonderful Christmas with Louie. | 0:25:52 | 0:25:55 | |
You know, we'll do the stockings, presents... | 0:25:55 | 0:25:59 | |
Then it's goodbye, Walford... | 0:25:59 | 0:26:01 | |
..hello, Glasgow. | 0:26:02 | 0:26:04 | |
Families, eh? | 0:26:04 | 0:26:06 | |
Except they're not my family, are they? | 0:26:06 | 0:26:09 | |
Not that mine are much better. | 0:26:09 | 0:26:11 | |
You don't mean that. Your dad, he's... | 0:26:11 | 0:26:13 | |
He's gone, and I'm glad. | 0:26:13 | 0:26:17 | |
I don't ever want to see him again. | 0:26:17 | 0:26:19 |