29/12/2017 EastEnders


29/12/2017

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Mick!

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What's the matter, babe?

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I want you looking a million dollars tonight.

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We're going down in Walford folklore.

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They'll put up a blue plaque.

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"Mick and Linda Carter lived here - went out with a bang."

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They're still warm, these pages. I love all that.

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Could you tell Lauren I probably won't be in to see her today?

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Yeah, course. It's all right. It won't be a problem.

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No idea where Luke and Fi are, so sorting all this is on me.

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Listen, if you do see Fi, make sure you thank her for all this, yeah?

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Yeah?

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The deeds to half of Albert Square.

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I'm going to sell them back to their rightful owners.

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That'll make their New Year.

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Well, someone somewhere needs something to look forward to.

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PHONE RINGS

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Hello? Yeah, speaking.

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No, of course. Yeah. I'll come now.

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I can't make it to the Vic tonight.

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I dunno, it just must be some sort of bug or something.

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I'm so sorry, Kim, because I really, really wanted to be there tonight.

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No, no, no, darling.

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No, you have fun tonight. I'm just going to take myself to bed

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and, you know, just picture you lot drunk and singing and...

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Getting on everybody's nerves.

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Yeah, so, darling, you have fun tonight, darling, OK?

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Yeah, I'll see you next year.

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SHE COUGHS

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You - you are some liar.

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-Yeah?

-Yeah.

-Yeah. What's your excuse going to be?

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Well, my future bride is - oh, thank you -

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very, very ill and because we didn't get the chance to spend

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-Christmas together, I'd better stay in and look after her.

-Yeah.

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-This is going to be our first New Year together.

-Mm-hm.

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-I have got the booze in.

-Yeah.

-I've got food in, I've got candles.

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-Aw!

-Yeah. Just the two of us. You, me and the bells.

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-Ding dong.

-Mmm!

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-Yeah!

-I'll make you better.

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You all right, Cora? Is Tanya here?

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Oh!

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I've just seen Abi. How could you?

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How COULD YOU?

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So there's the Christmas film with all the couples,

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and then over to the review of all of last year's news,

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which leads us nicely back to the concert at Westminster.

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What are you doing with those?

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Well, there's a party at the Vic tonight.

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Oh, Ted - we're not going out. Alan might call.

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Yeah. Yeah, well, we could do that.

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Or we could pop out for a bit.

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I mean, just for a bit. First New Year on the Square.

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-We should make an effort.

-The thing about New Year is...

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Please, Joyce, not the speech.

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It's a sham. It's a sham, Ted.

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All these people pretending to be your best friends,

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just because of a date in the calendar.

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It's so false, Ted.

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-I'll put these back, then.

-Yeah.

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Mum just called. I need to pop round hers.

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-Mart.

-Yeah, sorry.

-It's all right.

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Are you going to the Vic later?

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Only Dee's a little bit ill, so we're just going to have a

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quiet one in, me and her and all the Dr Love that she can handle.

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Uh, same.

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Well, sort of the same. I'm staying in with Stace.

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But, um, too many kids and no baby-sitter.

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Least it's sort of romantic.

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Yeah, yeah. Who doesn't love a bit of that?

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Yeah. Cheers, buddy.

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CAT MEOWS

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All right? I thought you weren't moving out til after New Year.

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Yeah, well, Masood called - the new people are coming tomorrow.

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-We're just waiting for a cab.

-To your new place?

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No, to the King George Guest House. Our new place isn't ready yet.

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The King George is a dump.

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It's all we could find at such short notice.

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There's got to be a better place than that.

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Be nice if we could spend New Year together.

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So it has to be now? Can't we delay it, or put it off?

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I'm afraid not.

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Abi's not stable, which means the risk to the baby's considerable.

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-Do I need to sign anything?

-No.

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But if you want to be there to receive the baby,

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-I'm perfectly happy to allow that.

-Yeah, course I want to be there.

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They're worried about Abi having a cardiac arrest.

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So they're going to deliver the baby,

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-because if she does have an arrest...

-Stop it.

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..the baby won't survive.

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Do you want to slap me again?

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Come on through. Here you are, come in there.

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Someone in that?

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Yeah, but don't worry - they can't hear you.

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So... Why are we here?

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-Billy?

-Hey! Mr Maguire called me. I'm the new recruit.

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Hence us meeting here. Is someone in that?

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Yeah, but they're dead, so we can say whatever we like.

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Right, er...

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So, anyone got any plans for later?

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You know, New Year's Eve parties and that.

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DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES

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Phil! How you doing, partner?

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So why are we meeting? Has something happened?

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You'll find out when Aidan gets here.

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FOOTSTEPS

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It was a knee-jerk reaction. The slap.

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Didn't know what I was doing.

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I'm saying sorry, which is more than you deserve.

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Now you know how things really are.

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Brian, it's Max Branning.

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Will you give me a call when you get this, please?

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Just to let you know Walford community centre's back on the market.

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It's yours for the right price.

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What are you doing?

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I've got the deeds to all these properties.

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I'm going to work out a way to sell them, make a ton of money.

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Get Abi the best doctors, the best treatment.

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They came my way for a reason, Cora.

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MACHINE BEEPS

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BP's dropping.

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Can I have some suction?

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There's a major bleed from somewhere.

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Could be the placenta but I can't tell. Suction, please.

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We need to get blood and tranexamic acid into her quickly.

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Come on, Abi. Come on.

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-Denise?

-I'm in here.

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Oh.

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Hello. This is not bad for a poorly woman, eh?

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It's amazing. SHE CLEARS HER THROAT AND GIGGLES

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Yeah.

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Listen, I just saw Mum and Shaki.

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Uh-huh? And look at this - look, look.

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Goes with the lighting and stuff, don't you think?

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OK, Dee. Hold on a sec, hold on a sec. I've been thinking.

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This - this brilliant New Year that we've been planning.

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How about we bring it forward? As in...

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just right now.

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Oh, Kush - it's just a few hours away.

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Not in some parts of the world it's not, is it?

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You're just going to have to wait, aren't you?

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C'mon, c'mon, you and me, right here, right now. Mmm?

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Kush, you've got a stall.

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The stall has stalled.

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No. No. Whoa. What's the big rush?

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You know what's going to happen later?

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People are going to be banging on the door,

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and we're never going to get any time to ourselves.

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All I want is a moment, you know?

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Just a moment with the love of my life.

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Ooh. Yeah.

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Mmm!

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You said "immediately". I can't be seen hanging around.

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I don't want word to get back to Linda.

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Tell you what. Come into my office. It's cosier there.

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It's New Year's. Nobody's going to do business with you.

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Yeah, well, I'm going to keep trying.

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I'll try again tomorrow and the day after that and the day after that.

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You know, I've got to do something.

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What if Abi thought I'd given up on her?

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Mr Branning?

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How's Abi?

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She's stable for now. Would you like to receive the baby?

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Mr Branning?

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Max.

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Abi needs her dad.

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Tea up.

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That one of them new phones?

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Glues itself to your hand. They're everywhere.

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All the kids have got 'em.

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Sorry, I don't get you.

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You get me now?

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Ah, gentlemen.

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Hang on, what's he doing here?

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Fine question, Billy.

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Care to tell us, Michael?

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-You serious?

-As death.

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All right, well, I'll lay all my cards on the table.

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I need back in.

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From the man who backed out.

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Yeah, and I was a bit hasty, and I didn't really think about it.

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And now I have thought about it.

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You know, I've weighed it up, and, er, I'm your man.

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We've got another mouth.

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Yeah, I'm the mouth now. We don't need two.

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Yeah, well, you know, I didn't really think about it.

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But, you know, I know what I need to do now, so...

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What is this?

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First he's in, then he's out, then he's back in again.

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What we doing, the hokey cokey?

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All right, all right, I made a bad call. But I've been training hard.

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I reckon I could win the Derby.

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Tell you what. Beg for it.

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-Do what?

-If you want it, beg for it.

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Wwww... What about me?

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What's this? Some sort of posh school?

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Some little poncey ritual or what?

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Well, if you don't beg, it means you don't want in as much as you claim.

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Right, well - no disrespect, Bill - I'll be a better mouth than him.

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-Mick?

-Honey would be better than Billy.

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-Phil!

-But Billy ain't been mucking us about.

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All right. Look, Mick's come forward, he's shown his hand.

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-What else do you want him to do?

-Yeah, what he said.

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-Thanks, boys.

-There you go. See? Done. No need to beg.

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Not even close.

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I want to hear the words, Michael.

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I want to hear the words.

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I, um...

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Er, I, er...

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Billy, show him out, will you?

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All right, all right. I want the Vic back, all right?

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And when I get it back, yous can have what you want.

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You want a booze, have a free booze.

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You want grub, have free grub. Lock-ins, the lot, all right?

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I dunno what I'll tell the old woman, you know,

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about the dough, but that don't matter.

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What matters is, boys... I just... I just...

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I want my life back.

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You done?

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Don't do this, Phil.

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You're embarrassing yourself, Mick.

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Aidan...

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er, Mr Maguire.

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Goodbye, Michael. Give my regards to Watford.

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-We're about to...

-How is she?

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We had a scare but Abi's been wonderful.

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MACHINE BEEPS

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Mr Branning?

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You have a beautiful little granddaughter.

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Thank you.

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It's a girl. Abi, you've got a baby girl.

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BABY CRIES SOFTLY

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Look at all these lights!

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Kushy's made it really special for us.

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What, you think he did all this for us?

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Bless his little heart.

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KUSH AND DENISE GIGGLE

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That's what I call a proper New Year, right.

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Where we going now?

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SHE SQUEALS

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-Mum? How'd you get in?

-I have got a set of keys.

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Hang on, what are they doing here?

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We're moving in. Didn't he tell you?

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Nice lights, Denise!

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She had a baby girl.

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She came out perfect.

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I mean, she was tiny but she was perfect.

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-Abi?

-Yeah, Abi's still fighting.

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She's, um, definitely not letting go. I could sense it in her.

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Oh!

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That was a miracle in there.

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I just need to sell everything now and get her that help.

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Why stop at one miracle?

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SHE EXHALES

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Oh!

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-Wow.

-OK, no-one said anything about guns.

-Good reaction, Vincent.

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If you thought they were real, others will too.

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-We really going to need these?

-It will speed things along.

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What about the people we're robbing? Are they tooled up, or they carrying sticks like us?

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-Job's going to be soon, then?

-Any time now.

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So I need you to be prepared for it at a moment's notice.

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Not got a date, then, yeah?

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When you hear from me, we move.

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What if I'm burying someone?

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Drop 'em...

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including the coffin.

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Happy New Year, boys.

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Hello, Alan. It's your mum here.

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Just ringing up to wish you Happy New Year,

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send you lots of love. Auld Lang Syne and all that.

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Hope you're all right. We've got a lovely new flat here now.

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KNOCK ON DOOR Oi, open up!

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Well, I hope you get this, love. Kiss kiss.

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Bye.

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HORN BLOWS

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Move it, come on! We're having pre drinks at mine,

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then we're going to bowl over to the Vic, yeah?

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Grab Ted and your cashpoint card.

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It's not really us.

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You really going to spend it alone? Just the two of you?

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-I mean, how grim's that?

-New Year's really just for family.

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Yeah, and you ain't got no family here, so we're stepping in, Joyce.

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I'll get my purse.

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SHE LAUGHS

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I suppose it's not a New Year we're ever going to forget.

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I think we could all do with a drink.

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Next time, just front up, yeah.

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I sort of did.

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THEY GIGGLE

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Which one of you done that?

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I don't like Wally, I like Wenda.

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Nice of Johnny to slip away when he's most needed.

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Lee was having a do with some mates. Told Johnny to go and have some fun.

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I remember when we all pitched up here.

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Like you were ready to shake the world.

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And then it shook us, Teen.

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-No Denise and Kush?

-She's as sick as a dog.

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But don't worry your handsome head - the main event is here.

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I can see that.

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-Come on, drink up. I'll get us another one.

-Steady. Midnight is ages away.

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Oi, oi. Coming through.

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-Move, Wally. You've been found.

-Happy New Year!

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Donna, you need a horn on this.

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I've already got one.

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THEY LAUGH

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Just so you know, it's always been a pleasure YOU serving me my rum.

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-I'm going to miss you, Patrick. Give us a kiss, come on.

-Oh, yeah!

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THEY LAUGH

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Mmm!

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There you go. All right, tone it down, boys, will you?

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Darts, anyone? Santa Billy gave me a set for Christmas.

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It's like the last days of Rome.

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THEY LAUGH

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All right, Bill?

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-What you having, partner?

-Pint for me. Cheers.

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Have two - going to be a rich man very soon.

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Quick, get yourself into the gents.

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Someone's been eating leftover turkey.

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I promised them we'd go and visit them in Watford.

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-I'm busy that day.

-Phil!

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Do I look like the visiting type?

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Oh, I'm so glad we came out tonight.

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MUSIC: House Of Fun by Madness

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We're going to see the New Year in with her.

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Yeah. I don't suppose you've got a bottle of something in your desk, have you?

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She never had that cardiac arrest. That's got to be a good sign.

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-We'll do a second set of tests.

-Yeah, see. Second set of tests.

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I mean, that's got to throw something up.

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I totally understand your reaction.

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I wish this could be different. I really do.

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I know how hard this is to hear,

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but Abi is relying solely on the ventilator.

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Plus she's a mum now.

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She's got a little girl who depends on her, so don't forget that.

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That's something we can talk about. But to all intents and purposes...

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-New year, new hope.

-I wish it was that simple.

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Yeah, but you're not in the business of wishing, are you?

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You're in the business of making things happen, so...

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And in this instance... I can't.

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I'm sorry.

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Come on, then. Come on.

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CHEERING

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I'll have a gin and tonic whilst you're down there.

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What's with the fancy dress? I didn't know that was the plan.

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That was me. I told some people it was.

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-You never told me.

-Why, what would you have come as?

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Tarzan, obviously!

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Well, it's still not too late to strip down to your underpants.

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Oh, you are cheeky.

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I never knew you two were mates.

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You kept that quiet, hanging around with the young boys, then?

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Kim!

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Hey, hey! Since when did you sneak in here?

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You, looking all better!

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You been ill, Denise?

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-Well, yeah. Sort of.

-Healing hands, Kim.

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You see, I worked my magic.

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Well, in that case we've got songs to sing.

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-Oh, Kim, not songs, please.

-Come on.

-Go on.

-Get up.

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Coffee and cake.

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-Coffee?

-And cake?

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Don't talk about cake. I can't do food and booze.

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-Why? Why aren't I allowed to talk about cake?

-Whit, don't.

-Cake.

-Don't.

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Cake, cake, cake.

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What's this all about, anyway?

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Because I won, Teen. I've finally flaming won.

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HORN PARPS

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Jay? Oh, no.

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-Just one.

-No.

-Please? I'll never wash my lips again.

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-Behave yourself.

-Just one.

-No.

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-Seen Linda?

-No, I ain't. Sorry, it's busy in here.

0:23:540:23:57

-Please, just one.

-No.

-Just one.

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You're barred.

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-No need to be like that, Michael.

-You played me.

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You plant a gun, you tell me you want a geezer who was quick on his feet.

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I mean, you go on and on. You give me hope.

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You snatch it away. You took a liberty.

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You see this place - this is my dream.

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I just wanted it to continue.

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I thought you was a proper geezer. I was wrong.

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Get out of my boozer.

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Party's out there.

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Maybe we should've slipped away quietly.

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We already have, Mick.

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Can't you tell?

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We're not here any more.

0:25:000:25:02

Martin? Pick up.

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Look, I was just ringing to say I can always come over, you know,

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and babysit if you and Stacey want to come out.

0:25:190:25:22

-Mate, you all right?

-It's agony!

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I'm so sorry, are you all right?

0:25:320:25:34

What have you done?

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Hey!

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THEY LAUGH

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Music, rum, and a beautiful woman. How to end the year.

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SHE LAUGHS

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# I tell you what we want, what we really really want... #

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Well, now I'm back, properly back, I'm going to need someone.

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So you don't have to go trotting off to Wales,

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when you could be serving crumpets in the caff.

0:26:050:26:08

Aw, Kathy! I think I love you!

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Give me your glasses. We're going for the world record.

0:26:160:26:19

Joyce...?

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Ooh, Ted. Oh love, I was going to call you.

0:26:200:26:24

You don't like New Year?

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-No. It's growing on me.

-Ho-ho!

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It's only taken you 100 years. Come on, come on.

0:26:310:26:33

Billy.

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Billy, I told you not to drink too much.

0:26:380:26:41

Patrick is all over your missus, mate.

0:26:410:26:44

He's just warming her up for me.

0:26:440:26:46

OK, I've got double vision. I'm seeing two of you.

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OK.

0:26:500:26:51

Ah, evening, gentlemen. The job's on.

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Tomorrow? You'll be lucky if I'm ready by March.

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-Say sorry.

-Come on. No. Jay, man!

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Say sorry.

0:27:080:27:10

Right, all get together. Come on, it's the countdown.

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CHEERING

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Ten, nine, eight, seven, six...

0:27:160:27:20

..five, four, three, two, one...

0:27:200:27:25

Happy New Year!

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CHEERING

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ROBOT WHIRS

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CLOCK STRIKES MIDNIGHT

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FIREWORKS

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That's a right ragtag army you've got there, Mr Maguire.

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What are you trying to say, Mick?

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Don't worry, I won't make you beg.

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