01/01/2018 EastEnders

So, security packs the van.

Our load is about the size of a washing machine.

My man is in the passenger seat,

there are two guys at the back here, security.

But being New Year, some people are turning up with hangovers.

Then they head off and in about 30 minutes, half an hour,

they get down to Old Lane.

How do we know the driver will stick to the route?

Because he's a Pole - and he doesn't know the roads.

My man is giving the instructions.

And here they meet Mick and Keanu.

-Yeah, we're sorted.

-Yeah.

-Yeah. We do our little bit.

We have it on our Bromleys to the Arches where we pick up our masks

and all that. Me and the kid go to the back of the van.

-What happens if they go straight on there?

-They won't.

How won't they?

Well, if I tell you everything, you wouldn't need me, would you?

So, we head on to the Arches,

where you two take out the driver and the passenger.

Now, use these.

They're very good but they're very slippy and tricky.

Practice with them,

I don't want you messing around like kids in a kindergarten.

What if somebody calls the feds?

If someone calls the police, we have five minutes beginning to end.

So we have to be quick, but we don't want to rush things.

We don't want to make any mistakes.

Any other questions?

Oh, my God.

Phil?

The Arches is going to be the first place they look.

I don't understand why we're leaving it there.

It will be fine, trust me.

-Vincent?

-What if they're armed?

How are we going to stop this from turning into High Noon?

Well now, that's a very good question.

Put your hands where I see them!

Get back!

Get down!

Now, where's your gun?

-Where's your gun?

-I don't have one!

Shut your mouth!

See, that's what you do.

Lots of instructions, keep them confused,

so they don't realise it's a piece of wood you're carrying.

Well done.

-Any more questions?

-How did Billy take the news? AIDAN LAUGHS

You won't be on his Christmas card list for next year,

that's for sure, but he's fine.

All right, well I'll weigh him on when I get the dough.

I said, he's fine.

Now, my man says they're not being very specific about the times.

I understand, there's a lot of criminals out there.

So you guys enjoy your day, relax,

don't make any commitments, stay free.

We all know the signal.

We have half an hour to be in place.

Anyone not in place, I will come after them personally.

You laugh? I will.

OK?

So, let's get out of this...

..joint.

Really, Vincent, I thought you'd get a cleaner in.

-FROM OTHER ROOM:

-Happy New Year, guys.

DOOR CLOSES

Hey?

You done changing your mind?

You sure?

Well, you see the way Aidan was piping at me? I ain't going to let no-one down today.

Good, cos we both made the promise that we would look out for each other on this.

Why's that? Cos you've got a killer hangover?

No. It's not my first rodeo, Mick.

Never goes to plan, but me and you, bruv, we've got

to look out for each other because I don't trust Phil.

Or Aidan. Never have, Not from day one.

Not as far as I could throw them.

Well, thanks for making me double nervous.

Course I will, I'll look out for you.

I just ain't hurting no-one, all right?

Yeah, well, you never know what you'll do if it comes on top, mate.

All right?

Thought we was staying shut today?

You going to Kathy's thing?

Yeah, I just thought I'd get this out the way first.

Anyway, where you been?

It's not nice to wake up without your husband on your anniversary.

I'll be straight with you, I've been sorting out your present.

You ain't going to be disappointed.

Well, I ain't gone to town on you.

It's fine, innit? We got two anniversaries now, in't we?

Oh, yeah! Look at us!

I'm just going to jump in the shower

-and just sort meself out.

-Right.

-Teen, has anyone been round this phone?

-Ugh, stop shouting.

I'm not shouting. Teen, has anyone been round this phone?

I don't know, all right? Shh.

Ah, the man himself.

All right?

-Better than you, eh?

-Big night.

Fancy making it a big day?

What do you need?

Well...

WHISPERS

Through the day? People will think I'm an idiot.

So they think you're a bit of a genius now, do they?

Here.

And here.

Stay awake.

Oh, thanks love.

S'alright. Should last a bit longer this time.

-Enjoy your party.

-Thank you.

-See you later.

-See you.

Oh, hi, guys, come on in.

Oh, that's wonderful! Look at that cake.

-Oh, Happy New Year, Kath.

-And to you. Thank you.

Oi, you! Don't start digging in before everyone else gets here.

I'm not! But this one's mine.

I'm glad it was you that came in first, Joyce.

Oh, really? Why?

Well, you know, first over the threshold and all that,

you'll bring me luck.

Ben just went, didn't he? And is that not a Scottish thing?

Yeah, well, I like it.

I think you might be getting a bit confused there, love.

Isn't it out with the old and in with the new?

Not the other way around!

Sit down, go on.

-Hiya!

-Happy New Year, Honey.

Happy New Year, Kath. I've got chicken legs.

Don't put yourself down, you look lovely.

-I'm wasted here. Tea, anyone?

-Yes, please.

Have you got any fizzy drinks?

Tea would be lovely.

So, can I just double check?

It's O-P-OLOUS, yeah?

All right, brilliant.

Keep an eye out for the post.

Happy New Year, Mr Popo... Mr...

Mr P.

OK, see you later.

Oi!

She says she's staying at her mum's and I want to know...

-..is she with you?

-No.

-Look, Martin, it never happened.

-Shut up, I know it happened.

-Just block it out, all right? Just change the past, it never happened.

-But it did happen!

What do you want to do? What, you want to hit me..?

No. You know what?

Revenge ain't going to help me.

-DOOR OPENS

-Got ya!

Been looking for you.

This was the last try before I sent out a search party!

Sharon, try knocking, will you?

Listen, I won't ask. But how dangerous are we talking?

On paper, not very.

Good.

-So when will I see you?

-Later on.

Well, I'll be in the caff.

Kathy's having a tea party.

Nice one.

You got the doilies?

No, French Fancy.

What about off paper, Phil?

I'll be fine, honest.

And it'll be fine.

Now, you go and enjoy yourself.

-I'll see you later on, all right?

-OK.

Well, you know what's good for pre-match nerves, don't you?

KNOCKING ON DOOR

-Ian, you're hurting my foot.

-Good, then move it.

I've got something for you.

What?

I just want to say, what you do for Louie puts me to shame.

I think most of what you do puts me to shame.

The chippy?

Where's the catch?

There's no catch.

Just the price you sold it for.

Happy New Year.

-CHANGES TO MUSIC CHANNEL, CHUMBAWAMBA ARE PLAYING

-Oi, I was watching that!

-It's rubbish.

-Well, I ain't watching these scruffbags.

-Your leg's jiggling.

-And?

Always does when you're nervous.

You snooping again?

-Don't say a word.

-Back out.

-No way.

Please, Keanu, I don't know what you all was all going on about,

but it sounded scary.

Don't do it.

Do you know what will happen if I drop out?

MUSIC: The Power Of Love by Frankie Goes To Hollywood

-I'll buy you something nice.

-I don't want anything nice.

Look, I'm doing it, all right? A grand is a grand.

Flipping freezing out there.

Oh, I love this one.

# I'll protect you from the hooded claw

# Keep the vampires from your door! #

What?

A grand?

Are you thick?

All right?

Yeah, lovely, yeah.

There's a film starting in a minute if you're interested?

-Yeah, what it is?

-One of your favourites.

Shawshank Redemption.

Nah, I think I'll swerve it, Mum.

Scissors, scissors, I need... Where are the scissors?

What's up?

I don't need stupid questions, I need scissors.

Erm...

Kim?

Hmm?

-Oh.

-Thank you.

-What are you doing?

-It's changing colour!

Turn around, let me see!

-I can't feel my fingers, OK?

-What?!

-Vincent...

-Whoa, whoa, OK... Whoa, whoa!

-Just stand still!

-I'm so still.

Stand still.

Who did this to you?

-Me.

-Are you crazy?

Hang on, is this something a little...kinky?

Yeah... Kinky.

I thought I'd try it on myself first.

It's a bad idea though.

Oh, so...you've been a...

..naughty boy?

-Well, yeah.

-Yeah?

-Well, you know, you got me going at it 24/7,

so I thought I might just spice things up.

We don't need any more spice. No more spice.

No more?

I love you.

Come show me then.

You remembered?

Out of everyone.

Just having a toast to her.

It's hard to move on, innit?

Dunno.

I think it's pretty easy once you start.

So, what, you cashing this in?

Well, I know you're not giving it back.

What the hell for?

Revenge...

..it's not going to help me, is it?

I don't need money or property,

I just need my girls.

How are they?

Yeah, Lauren's pretty much in the clear.

So's the little one, she's premature but they reckon she's doing well.

It's amazing what they can do.

What about Abi?

Erm...

No, she's...she's bad.

They want me to switch off the thing... You know, the machine.

More tea, everyone?

No offence, Kath, but it's past the yard arm,

-so less tea and more party!

-Now you're talking!

You've got a bit of oil or grease on there, Sharon.

Right, come on. Here we go, Joyce.

Oh, no, love, not me, thank you.

Go on, hair of the dog.

Oh...I suppose it's a special day.

Right, Tina?

-Oh, she's going to blow!

-I'm fine.

-Sniff that!

Here you are, Donna. There you go.

Me, please.

Steady on, love.

I've got a bottle of Patrick's rum if we run out.

Good timing, Sharon, cos I would like to make an announcement.

-So, can everyone raise your glasses?

-Hang on, let me fill 'em up!

Sorry, Sharon, you crack on.

Well, first things first, a toast to Lauren, Abi and the baby.

Pray for a speedy recovery.

And I wanted to also thank you for coming today.

I mean, we all talk about New Year being a new beginning, but,

well, when you get to my age, it's just another day, most times.

You know, you've given in fooling yourself.

But I want to make a promise to you all now.

This is a new beginning for Kath's caff and for me.

And, well, you know, I hope for you lot too.

And there's a reason why this was a girls only.

Here's to thinking for ourselves

and not letting men dictate our paths in life...

Here, bleeding here!

And any time any of you have a problem, you come here, OK?

Even if you just want an ear to bend.

Cos what's said in here, stays in here.

To new beginnings!

ALL: New beginnings!

-Oi, I told you to take it easy, didn't I!

-I am.

-You just necked the entire thing!

-Stick to pop if I were you.

Go in that toilet, it'll put you off drinking forever.

Where's Carmel?

DOOR OPENS

Hello again.

You're doing me over ain't you?

Elaborate.

You're only paying me a grand, I bet the others are on miles more.

-What?

-You just realised that now?

I thought you knew that from the start and you were at peace with it.

I didn't think it would take so long for the penny to drop.

All right, I'm not the sharpest. And I thought you were doing me a favour.

So what changed your mind?

Or who changed your mind?

No, I've just been thinking for a while, just got fed up...

-You haven't been talking to someone?

-No.

Oh.

So - what do you want?

More money.

I know that, you idiot. How much?

Two grand.

Aw, what now?

Two grand, he says. Two grand!

All right, one and a half.

No, wait, wait, wait, wait.

I am going to give you £10,000 should this work out.

I was always going to give it to you.

You have got to value yourself a lot more, lad.

And listen,

if things go wrong,

you have got my back, OK?

Oh! You exercising now?

Yeah, Vincent might call me

and we might go and have a little jog later.

You want a nice trim husband, don't you?

Oh, can you do me a favour before you go?

Your mum says the barrel store needs a quick tidy before we leave.

I'd do it myself, but I'm in my best dress...

No, no, no - your wish is my command.

Oi.

Changed your mind then?

-No.

-Thought you said revenge weren't going to help?

That weren't for me.

Don't you even fight back any more?

No.

I deserve everything I get.

You do.

Your family don't.

You must be fed up of getting whupped?

Just the man.

Here.

What's this?

The land to the car lot. It's yours.

I don't want anything to do with it, mate.

You still don't know, do you?

I set Phil up, got him to feed you a bunch of lies

about killing your dad or something.

-What?

-Yeah, I blackmailed him.

I found the juror he bribed, it was a load of nonsense, Jay.

Forget about it, all right? Here.

It was you?

You made him lie?

Then why would I want to take anything off you, eh?

-LINDA:

-I thought we were going together?

I've just got a few bits to do down here, I'll catch you up.

OK.

You're having a bubble, in't you?

All right.

Wait!

Wait!

I know everything, where it's happening, who's doing what...

-I couldn't care less. Good luck to 'em.

-What about my brother?

What, he's involved?

Listen, don't ever think about grassing him up again.

He's your family, it's all you've got.

I'm not grassing, I just don't want him getting hurt!

I want you to stop it!

BANGING ON DOOR

-I didn't hear anything.

-No, I just can't keep still.

Thought I'd have a walk.

Can I hang here?

Long as you ain't a nuisance.

How comes you're not nervous?

More excited than nervous.

-Who's this?

-I think you'll find

that's the woman that runs the country.

Obama.

Aw, I like him, he's well funny.

I'm not sure he means to be.

Oh, get in! I love him.

You don't recognise the Prime Minister but you know who that is?

Yeah, I've seen all the Spielberg films.

That Schindler's List was well sad.

Keanu...

..sit down, will you?

What's prison like?

You don't need to worry about that.

-Last one, yeah?

-Yeah.

I hope you're not claustrophobic!

WHISTLES

FIREWORKS CONTINUE Why are you getting up?

-I got to go.

-What?

I got to go.

Do what?

FIREWORKS CONTINUE

-Let me ask you something.

-Mum, I've got to do the slips.

What do you think your wife would prefer -

you or the Vic?

Why you asking me that?

You should be careful where you leave your mobile phone.

"Ten big bangs and we're on."

No!

Mother!

FIREWORKS CONTINUE

Oi, oi, oi!

Take it easy. No rushing or you'll make mistakes.

You are NOT leaving me now.

-I have to.

-You ain't even finished yet!

-Vincent! Vincent!

-I love you.

Oi, you pillock, what are you doing?!

-It's New Year!

-HE LAUGHS

HE LAUGHS

Here, what's all that banging out there?

Keegan.

Here, have another cup of "tea".

Ooh, yeah, lovely brew!

Mick hates it when I'm on the brandy.

Oh, well, he's not here.

-Cheers.

-Cheers, baby.

-I'm going to miss you.

-You too.

Get up there. Get up there.

Mum?

I know you're there.

And I know you mean well.

I appreciate it.

But they will kill me.

I'm telling you now, they'll kill me!

Mum?

Mum! BANGS ON DOOR

You're just going to have to trust me on this one, Mick.

I've got to keep fighting, Abi.

It's all I can do.

-What are you doing here?

-Where's Mick?

-And what's with the toilet swimming in wee every morning?

-Ugh!

It's like Harry Potter's been waving his wand in there!

At least turn the light on, give yourself a chance!

-Oi, oi!

-Cheers!

Looks like I've got some catching up to do.

There's a cup of tea for you there, lady.

-So, what you lot talking about then?

-The worst thing about men.

How long are you open till, Kathy?

-Thank you, my love.

-I honestly can't think of anything.

Oh, give over!

I've got one for you, leaving his woman midway through sexy time

-to run off and play with his mates.

-What?!

-Do me a favour.

Why are you bothering with all that if you're pregnant anyway?

Do you know the worst thing about men for me?

They are so predictable, right?

They're straightforward, blinkered, no sophistication, have they?

And when they're angry, they won't talk,

they'll just go and hit something.

But the worst thing of all, when they're in trouble,

what is the last thing they'll do?

ALL: Ask for help!

I think I'll go back to birds.

Come on.

Oh, leave off!

Well, that's it then.

Mr Maguire's going to kill Mick and we're not going to get our money.

Just calm down.

We fell at the first hurdle! This is pathetic.

You can drive, can't you?

Go and get the motor, take it to the diversion and set it up.

And let's hope Aidan persuades Mick,

otherwise you'll be the one doing the talking.

-Me?

-Him?

It's worth a shot, ain't it?

It's worth a try.

OK, I'll take the back of the van with you

and Maguire can take the front.

What if police catch me? I'm not insured...

That'll be the least of your worries today.

Now, let's get going. Come on!

I'm telling you, he's gone for a walk.

Don't kid a kidder.

I wouldn't dare.

-Maybe I can have a look around?

-Maybe not.

My grandson's having a kip upstairs.

I wouldn't want you to wake him.

Otherwise you'd have to sing him back to sleep.

I could sing him a lullaby.

All right.

You tell Michael I'll see him when he gets back.

And I will remove his spine, if I can find it.

PHONE BUZZES

What?

Vincent, yeah what?

You've forgotten your limp.

Don't push your luck.

Mick, how you doing?

I'm doing really well in here, Mother.

How do you think I'm doing?

Who's that?

I ain't doing nothing!

Keegan?

-Yeah, what?

-Listen, I've trapped myself in here,

I need you to help me get out, yeah?

-How'd you trap yourself?

-Don't worry about all that.

I need you to go and get a crowbar or a screwdriver, yeah?

-What's it worth?

-Me life is what it's...

No, I'll sort you out, whatever you want.

I'll get you some cider, you and your little pals.

I'll give you some readies, you know, whatever you need.

I just need you to jog home and go and get something to do this door in, yeah?

Nah.

I think I've got just the thing right here.

Good boy.

PHONE RINGS

-KAREN ON SPEAKERPHONE:

-What time are you back?

-Why?

-Cos I've got the Queen here,

she wants to know why you didn't collect your medal?

Why do you think? I'm doing food.

I'll be home tonight. Dunno what time.

Oh, that's lovely. I'm slaving away and you might be arsed to get back and eat it?

I will, all right? Just leave it in the oven.

What you up to?

-Nothing.

-You better not be.

I've had your dumb brother setting fireworks off

and upsetting everyone.

I'll see you tonight, Mum. All right? Bye.

MILO: So, I took me dog on the London Underground.

-MUFFLED, FROM BACK:

-Sunderland?

The Underground! Wash your ears out.

And I wanted to teach me dog how to play the trumpet, right?

He went from Barking to Tooting!

You get it? HE TURNS THE RADIO ON, LOUD

Whoa, whoa! How am I supposed to give you directions?

I've learned the route.

You mean you sent the kid off on his own?!

He knows what to do.

Why didn't one of you go with him, let me fill in here?

Aidan, chill.

You guys'll be chilling if this goes tits up.

Get back!

BABY CRIES

Mick? What's going on?

Don't worry, just some kids pratting about with fireworks.

-They've woken Ollie up!

-Well, go and see him then!

CRYING CONTINUES

-Right, what's happened?

-I must have pointed it in wrong direction.

-Go get a screwdriver.

-That's not going to break a padlock, is it?

-A padlock? Since when?

-It just needs a code.

Try 1-2-3-4.

Nah.

Right, I'll do 4-3-2-1.

-Who put this thing on?

-Me mother.

Well, what year was she born?

-Mick?

-All right.

It was a stretch ago.

1962

Mate, this is long, I'm off.

Oi, listen, listen.

You leave me in here, I'm a dead man.

Yeah?

Yeah.

Right, so you say your mum locked you in, yeah?

Yeah, she thinks she's doing me a favour but, believe you me, she's not.

What year was you born, mummy's boy?

1977.

Oh, you're a genius!

Come out the way, come out the way.

Listen, come here...

-I'm going to sort you out later.

-Yeah, you better.

Nice kettles by the way, bruv.

Mick Carter!

You get back in this pub right now!

You!

Yeah, it's Mick...

Yeah, I got held up, but I'm on my way.

I'm sorry, boss.

Yeah, all right. Sweet.

I hope your mates don't let us down.

Can't see us three shifting that sofa.

Eh, Chachi Ji?

This square, you say there's no Pakistani shops?

Well, they're not far.

No other Pakistani families?

Ah, good.

No gossiping.

No, they're lovely people, a real sense of community.

That's why you left, huh?

So anyway, Ted gives me this lovely posy, you know,

full of violets and forget-me-nots.

-Aw!

-It was lovely. Then, of course, I forgive him all his drunkenness.

Then, a couple of days later, I'm taking a wander, you know,

through the allotments and I come across Patrick, really upset,

cos somebody has vandalised his plot and stolen all his flowers!

-It was him!

-Well it's better than a reduced sticker on it, innit?

-He's done what?

-You know, Robbie once stole flowers from a graveyard

-for a girl he liked!

-That's awful.

-Sorry, ladies, I gotta go. Tina, come with me.

-What?

-Just come on!

-Is everything all right?

Yeah.

Did Robbie remove the card of condolences before?

No. It said, "In loving memory."

So she hit him.

I kissed that idiot.

I'll bleedin' kill him.

Kill him for what? What's he'd done?

-Tina, I need you to look after him.

-Why? What's going on?

Never you mind. Just do it.

I'm going to kill him, Shirl.

Don't you worry, girl, we're going to get him.

OK.

Ten grand, ten grand.

Oh, no.

Leave it, it's not us.

Ours is an 11 plate.

Oh, yeah, I did know that.

-Watch it!

-Watch it? I nearly filled my pants there!

Well, I'm here now, kid.

Where's me gear?

Really, Mick?

Yeah. What size are you?

Are you trying to kill me off?

I've...

..I've had a bad day.

Have you gone barking mad?

-That's good.

-Yeah!

Yeah, now there's a vanload of armed nut jobs,

they're on their way, they're going to be here any second,

do you want to carry on with this bunny?

HORN BEEPS

Mas?

All right, mate?

What you doing here, Mick?

So, you know this man?

Good afternoon.

We're the Ahmeds.

Why is that workman wearing slippers?

It's a bank holiday?

Mas, Mr Ahmed...

Erm...

don't take this the wrong way,

I will explain it to you one day, but...

..can you...

..jog on?

I'm sorry, can you, you know, get out of it?

A real sense of community.

Bakwaas.

Who's he?

He's a mate.

He's almost family.

The quickest road it's on the right.

Listen, mate, I swear on me life, this is the route.

-This way is quicker.

-Screw quick, follow instructions.

-FROM BACK:

-Come on, I'm getting cold...

-I know! Shut up!

I'm telling you big man, straight on.

If we're late, she'll have our guts for garters.

PHONES BUZZES

You ever seen him lose his cool before?

There's a lot of money on that van Phil, I'm telling you.

I mean, are you OK with him moving the money

-without us knowing where it'll end up?

-Who says I don't?

Well he hasn't told me anything. I don't know where he's taking it.

-He could be long gone before we know anything.

-Bit too late to worry about that now, ain't it?

Yeah, but it doesn't have to be.

Don't even bother.

-I'm just saying.

-Yeah. Well, don't.

How many kisses on that?

Four.

Van is near to the diversion, four armed guards.

Let's hope Mick is in position.

Yeah, just going into town now.

Fancy that drink?

What you doing?

-I'm Obama.

-Why?

Cos he's the only brother here.

You...

You can be Obi-Wan Kenobi.

Why are they wet?

I sweat when I'm nervous.

Lovely.

That daft girl who works for you, she's sneaking about.

Get rid or I will.

Mick...

Here we go.

Mick...

Mick, he ain't slowing. Mick, he ain't....

What's the matter, mate? You not see me?

Let me through.

I can't, pal, there's a leak.

A leak?

What is it mate? Gas?

We don't know, we've only got a skeleton crew.

We're just waiting on an engineer, so...

-I go through.

-No. No. No!

Oi, oi, oi, oi!

-Tell boy to move.

-Maybe you don't understand me.

I can't let anyone through here until I know what the gas is.

Why the police is not here then?

MAFIOSO VOICE: What you going to do, uh?

No, it's New Year's day mate, innit? What you want to do is you want to

go down George Street, do a right onto Turpin Road, yeah?

Do another little right onto Bridge Street

-and then you just go round the Square.

-Right you are, pal.

You can't get through Albert Square.

Boys in back say Albert Square is not good, so we must continue down.

What do them two idiots know?

I tell you what, mush?

It's your funeral, all right? You go, you crack on,

but let me just tell you something now.

Do yourself a favour, do the old windows up,

make sure the air con's off, because if it is what I think it is,

you don't want to be breathing it in.

I mean, it's a nasty, nasty way to die.

Go on son, crack on. Let him through, kid!

What you want to do is a little diversion, mate.

Just go down there, yeah?

-What if it's serious, eh?

-Wait.

Hello, my darling...

We're all unconscious with a van full of stolen gear.

Like that...

One second, darling, I've just got a little message coming through.

ENGINE STARTS

Oh?

Job done?

Lovely, good, cos there's a princess here needs to get to her castle.

Go on, baby, go on. On your way.

Listen, Bernie, I promise you - everything's all right, yeah?

-Nothing to worry about.

-I don't want Keanu getting shot.

-Shot? Who said anything about being shot?

-I know everything.

You pay attention to Vincent.

Whatever you think you know, you can't say anything to anyone.

-But he's my brother.

-Bernie, I'm being serious. You want to help your brother?

You go home and you wait for him and don't say anything to anyone, ever.

Cos this man is playing no games.

How we doing here?

Trust me, Bernie.

You're a clever girl.

Oh, no, we're good.

Bernie was just wondering where Keanu was,

but she's going to go home and wait for him now. Aren't you, Bernie?

Problem?

Nah, we're golden.

-Gin!

-Wahey!

-Oh, leave off.

-That's beginner's luck, that is!

Yeah, hand over your money, Mum!

Can someone lend me a quid?

-Sharon...

-Mmm-hmm?

So, this is a safe place for us girls?

We can say anything and it stays between us?

That's the plan.

-I think Vincent's up to something.

-Hmm?

I'm talking about his old, dodgy days.

No, he'll be fine.

Yeah, but you don't know that.

-He's acting all shifty.

-That's men for you.

Stop worrying.

-You sure?

-Yeah, I'm sure.

Right, Joyce, do you fancy a top up?

Oh, yes. Thank you, dear.

Right, let's have it.

Come on.

-Hold on, hold on.

-Come on, lively.

All right, all right.

Oh, come on.

Mick, Mick!

Come on.

DOG BARKS

Left or right?

He keeps moving.

What do we do when we find him?

Same thing I did when he was 12

and he wanted to stay out at an all-night party.

Which was what?

Dragged him kicking and screaming and shoved him in the boot.

There weren't guns at that party.

He's heading back to the Square.

Erm... You want to go that way. That way.

Just dump them. Dump them.

Ah, abhi! Yes, right now.

MUFFLED REPLY ON PHONE

HEATED EXCHANGE IN OWN LANGUAGE

My wife's going to kill me!

Oh, they're on their way.

You know, there's a road closed or something.

They won't be very long.

You know, we can make this our home.

Yes...

I'll put up the pictures of our children.

And I'll bring in the pans.

Come out and help!

Let's bring some kitchen things in for your Chachi Jani.

-He's a kamina.

-Language!

Relying on his pendu friends.

They won't be here for hours,

tell me where the nearest desi shop is.

-I'll walk you there.

-No, you won't.

You unpack, I'm not a child.

All right, well you go past the pub, it's called the Queen Vic -

you like the royal family, don't you?

Why on Earth would I be interested in a pub?

I've never set foot in one in my life and don't intend to either.

Have you been in there?

No!

No, Auntie, never.

Anyway, you go across the square,

through the alleyway to the underground and turn left.

-Oh, come on.

-Oh, erm...

..boxes!

Ah! I thought you weren't going to make it.

Never a doubt, Mr Maguire.

-All right, boys...

-Whoa, whoa - can anyone else smell fish?

-PHIL:

-These reek.

-KEANU:

-Think I'm going to puke!

MICK: I can't breathe. I can't breathe.

I'm having a panic attack.

You've got to be kidding me?

It's all right.

I've got a plan B.

-What?

-Sorry, fellas, I can't get it into gear.

You'll have to give us a minute, yeah?

Just turn down Turpin Way.

-It's a dead end.

-No, you can get through, I know this bit.

-You are an idiot.

-Must have changed since.

All right, boys. Don't give 'em a moment to think.

Where is this place you have taken me?

-That used to be a through road, I promise you...

-What?

-Nothing.

-VINCENT:

-Keep your hands where I can see them! Eyes forward!

-PHIL:

-Get out. Hands up.

Eyes forward.

-Tie yourselves up!

-Hands on your head!

-Hands on your head, now!

-MILO:

-No need to shout.

Hands where I can see them! Eyes forward!

-MICK: Boys, it's locked!

-Eh?

It locks from the inside.

I knew you were a snake!

Oi, get back here!

-Guns on the floor, no messing about!

-Yeah, there's loads of us out here!

-We're too late.

-No, no!

You tell your boys to open the door and put their guns on the floor!

Now!

Boys. Put the guns down.

Open the door.

Guns on the floor! No messing about.

We got shooters out here.

It's you.

GUNSHOT

No!