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So, did you get any sleep last night? Because I didn't! | 0:00:47 | 0:00:50 | |
I didn't make the connection, Phil. | 0:00:50 | 0:00:52 | |
If I had, I would have told you straight off | 0:00:52 | 0:00:53 | |
that Mel was sniffing around, wouldn't I? | 0:00:53 | 0:00:55 | |
So what did she say? | 0:00:55 | 0:00:56 | |
Not a lot. | 0:00:56 | 0:00:57 | |
Too busy gawping, weren't you? Give me that. | 0:00:57 | 0:00:59 | |
What are you doing? | 0:00:59 | 0:01:01 | |
I'm going to tell her that you want to meet her. | 0:01:01 | 0:01:03 | |
Well, why would she want to see me? | 0:01:03 | 0:01:04 | |
She won't be meeting you, will she? | 0:01:04 | 0:01:06 | |
All right, Hope, all right, he's coming, two seconds... | 0:01:08 | 0:01:11 | |
BABY CRIES Maybe she needs her mum. | 0:01:11 | 0:01:13 | |
CRYING STOPS | 0:01:21 | 0:01:23 | |
Oh! Finally, she's stopped crying. | 0:01:23 | 0:01:26 | |
-Tiff! -What? Like you haven't been kept awake! | 0:01:26 | 0:01:29 | |
Look at those bags under your eyes. You need to sort them out. | 0:01:29 | 0:01:31 | |
You're so sweet, ain't you? | 0:01:31 | 0:01:33 | |
Tell you what is good for that. Chicken. A nice family bucket. | 0:01:33 | 0:01:36 | |
Don't forget, I'm treating you later. | 0:01:36 | 0:01:38 | |
You OK? | 0:01:43 | 0:01:45 | |
Yeah. Will be, once I've had some breakfast, cos I am starving. | 0:01:45 | 0:01:51 | |
Starving! What are we having? Hank Marvin. | 0:01:51 | 0:01:54 | |
Cornflakes, my favourite. | 0:01:54 | 0:01:56 | |
So listen, kids, I was thinking, how about I have the day off | 0:01:56 | 0:02:00 | |
-and - wait for it - we do nothing but have fun? -Yeah! | 0:02:00 | 0:02:05 | |
High five! Yeah! | 0:02:05 | 0:02:06 | |
I could take Lily in. She hasn't been to school for two weeks. | 0:02:06 | 0:02:10 | |
What's another day, eh? | 0:02:10 | 0:02:11 | |
Martin, I like your style. Want to adopt me? | 0:02:11 | 0:02:14 | |
Who's the best dad ever, eh? | 0:02:14 | 0:02:16 | |
BABY BABBLES | 0:02:16 | 0:02:18 | |
Yes, thank you. | 0:02:18 | 0:02:19 | |
Bex, listen, Stacey's outside. | 0:02:20 | 0:02:24 | |
So I was thinking we, you know, keep the doors locked. | 0:02:24 | 0:02:27 | |
Maybe use the back one. Yeah? | 0:02:27 | 0:02:30 | |
Keegan! | 0:02:34 | 0:02:35 | |
I've been at this since 5am. | 0:02:36 | 0:02:39 | |
That Ingrid's got a gorgeous gob on her. I'm quids in now. | 0:02:39 | 0:02:43 | |
What's that? A book! | 0:02:43 | 0:02:46 | |
Mum, we've got an exam. | 0:02:46 | 0:02:48 | |
Here's a little lesson for you. | 0:02:48 | 0:02:50 | |
Life's where you get your A star. | 0:02:50 | 0:02:53 | |
I mean, who cares about which king killed which queen, you know? | 0:02:53 | 0:02:56 | |
It's overrated. | 0:02:56 | 0:02:58 | |
Ignore her. She's talking pants. | 0:02:58 | 0:03:01 | |
And she irons 'em. | 0:03:01 | 0:03:03 | |
Dot made you that. | 0:03:12 | 0:03:14 | |
She wasn't very happy about you staying, | 0:03:14 | 0:03:16 | |
but I said it was temporary. | 0:03:16 | 0:03:18 | |
How long have you been out here? | 0:03:20 | 0:03:22 | |
I couldn't sleep. | 0:03:22 | 0:03:24 | |
My boobs are aching. | 0:03:26 | 0:03:27 | |
Hope's probably screaming the house down. | 0:03:27 | 0:03:30 | |
Martin's not on his stall, then? | 0:03:30 | 0:03:32 | |
No. No-one's come out, no-one's gone in. | 0:03:32 | 0:03:34 | |
OK. Well, eat your sandwich and I'll go and talk to him. | 0:03:37 | 0:03:41 | |
-What are you going to say, exactly? -Do you want me to help you or not? | 0:03:41 | 0:03:44 | |
Sonia, I didn't mean for all this to happen. | 0:03:47 | 0:03:49 | |
Well, it has, and now we've got to fix it. | 0:03:49 | 0:03:53 | |
Does it feel a bit strange | 0:03:55 | 0:03:58 | |
with you receiving letters rather than delivering them? | 0:03:58 | 0:04:02 | |
It's the circle of life, Chacha. | 0:04:02 | 0:04:04 | |
Hm. | 0:04:04 | 0:04:06 | |
-I'll... -No. | 0:04:06 | 0:04:08 | |
-I will... -I'm not geriatric yet. | 0:04:08 | 0:04:11 | |
Hm? | 0:04:11 | 0:04:12 | |
-Ah. -Ah. | 0:04:14 | 0:04:16 | |
Quiet day ahead? | 0:04:16 | 0:04:18 | |
Yeah. | 0:04:18 | 0:04:20 | |
You know, I was doing all my files in bed last night. | 0:04:20 | 0:04:25 | |
You work too hard. | 0:04:25 | 0:04:27 | |
Yeah, well, no-one got anywhere by slacking off. | 0:04:27 | 0:04:31 | |
Well, now... | 0:04:32 | 0:04:34 | |
..make time for yourself. | 0:04:39 | 0:04:41 | |
Work isn't everything. Hm? | 0:04:42 | 0:04:45 | |
This is nuts. | 0:04:51 | 0:04:52 | |
I mean, why would Mel come back to get involved in this? | 0:04:54 | 0:04:57 | |
If you ask me, I think you missed the boat. | 0:04:57 | 0:04:59 | |
Do you want to say that again? | 0:04:59 | 0:05:02 | |
Well, what is the point in chasing her? | 0:05:02 | 0:05:04 | |
She's not even answering, is she? | 0:05:04 | 0:05:07 | |
PHONE BUZZES | 0:05:07 | 0:05:11 | |
So, uh, I'm...I'm just coming to see how you are, you know. | 0:05:20 | 0:05:24 | |
Checking in on you. | 0:05:24 | 0:05:26 | |
And the kids, of course. You know, see if they're happy and... | 0:05:26 | 0:05:30 | |
..they're being fed... | 0:05:30 | 0:05:32 | |
Martin. | 0:05:32 | 0:05:33 | |
At least talk to me. | 0:05:34 | 0:05:36 | |
You don't want the kids to be upset, do you? | 0:05:37 | 0:05:39 | |
They'll be wondering where Stacey is. | 0:05:39 | 0:05:41 | |
Martin, Martin, I get where you're at. I... | 0:05:44 | 0:05:48 | |
Martin, open the door, please! Please, let me in, eh? | 0:05:48 | 0:05:52 | |
-What did he say? -Not a lot. | 0:05:55 | 0:05:56 | |
-Right, that's it, I've had enough... -No, it's not going to help. | 0:05:56 | 0:05:59 | |
Martin! Martin, come on! Hope needs me and you know it. | 0:05:59 | 0:06:04 | |
Stace? | 0:06:04 | 0:06:06 | |
Martin's locked himself in. | 0:06:06 | 0:06:08 | |
Are you serious? | 0:06:08 | 0:06:09 | |
Right, I'm going to call him, all right? | 0:06:13 | 0:06:15 | |
So let's all just stay calm, yeah? | 0:06:15 | 0:06:18 | |
BIRDIE SONG RING TONE | 0:06:20 | 0:06:24 | |
Come here. | 0:06:33 | 0:06:35 | |
Hear that, Shirl? | 0:06:40 | 0:06:42 | |
What, that song? I hate it. | 0:06:42 | 0:06:45 | |
No! The sound of calm. Feels different in here. | 0:06:45 | 0:06:51 | |
Like a ship that's got itself through a storm. | 0:06:51 | 0:06:54 | |
I can't do ships. | 0:06:54 | 0:06:55 | |
Makes me feel like my stomach's at the back of my throat. | 0:06:55 | 0:06:58 | |
What's all this? | 0:06:59 | 0:07:00 | |
Just thought I'd treat everyone. | 0:07:00 | 0:07:02 | |
We've got coffee on tap, you doughnut. | 0:07:03 | 0:07:06 | |
Here we go. | 0:07:07 | 0:07:09 | |
I can go back and get tea, if you want. | 0:07:12 | 0:07:14 | |
Or hot chocolate. Or champagne... | 0:07:14 | 0:07:16 | |
That's enough. | 0:07:16 | 0:07:17 | |
Who says no to champagne? | 0:07:17 | 0:07:19 | |
Just leave it, all right? | 0:07:19 | 0:07:20 | |
No sign of anyone. | 0:07:24 | 0:07:26 | |
Must've got the message. | 0:07:26 | 0:07:28 | |
What I'm doing, it's what anyone would do. | 0:07:30 | 0:07:33 | |
I know that. | 0:07:36 | 0:07:38 | |
Stacey's in the wrong, Bex, not me. | 0:07:38 | 0:07:40 | |
Which is why I'm here. | 0:07:40 | 0:07:42 | |
I just can't face her. | 0:07:43 | 0:07:45 | |
I mean, physically, I just can't handle that... | 0:07:46 | 0:07:49 | |
You know, not today, not... | 0:07:49 | 0:07:50 | |
Who knows? | 0:07:52 | 0:07:53 | |
Are you scared you still love her? | 0:07:55 | 0:07:58 | |
I do love her... | 0:07:59 | 0:08:01 | |
..and I hate her. | 0:08:01 | 0:08:03 | |
I mean, you'd have thought, after everything that she did, | 0:08:03 | 0:08:06 | |
that it'd just switch off, but... | 0:08:06 | 0:08:08 | |
..it doesn't. | 0:08:09 | 0:08:10 | |
Well, not for some people. | 0:08:12 | 0:08:13 | |
It's better just to block it all out. | 0:08:16 | 0:08:18 | |
Well, whatever happens, Dad, whatever you decide to do, | 0:08:21 | 0:08:26 | |
I am right with you, OK? | 0:08:26 | 0:08:27 | |
I know. | 0:08:30 | 0:08:31 | |
Kids, who wants to go to the pictures? | 0:08:37 | 0:08:41 | |
We're showing Despicable Me then Minions. | 0:08:42 | 0:08:45 | |
GIGGLING | 0:08:45 | 0:08:47 | |
What is that? When did you write all that? | 0:08:53 | 0:08:57 | |
I didn't. I just borrowed it off that Johnson kid. | 0:08:57 | 0:08:59 | |
It's a bit late for that. | 0:08:59 | 0:09:01 | |
Who asked you? | 0:09:01 | 0:09:03 | |
Keegan! | 0:09:03 | 0:09:04 | |
Well, I didn't see you, did I? | 0:09:04 | 0:09:06 | |
You're full of surprises. | 0:09:08 | 0:09:10 | |
What's that mean? | 0:09:10 | 0:09:12 | |
Finally studying. | 0:09:12 | 0:09:13 | |
Let's hope it makes up for the times that you didn't. | 0:09:13 | 0:09:16 | |
Know any prayers? | 0:09:21 | 0:09:23 | |
At least he's trying. | 0:09:23 | 0:09:25 | |
He wouldn't pass even if he had revised. | 0:09:25 | 0:09:27 | |
Get lost, Louise. | 0:09:27 | 0:09:28 | |
It's you two that are lost. | 0:09:28 | 0:09:30 | |
Ignore them, Keegan. | 0:09:33 | 0:09:35 | |
Is that what everyone thinks? | 0:09:35 | 0:09:36 | |
Course not. | 0:09:36 | 0:09:39 | |
Just drop it. | 0:09:39 | 0:09:40 | |
She didn't show, so you'd better start thinking of something else. | 0:09:44 | 0:09:47 | |
You lot still leave back doors open, then. | 0:09:49 | 0:09:51 | |
Just so you know, I decide when and where we do this. | 0:09:53 | 0:09:56 | |
TV PLAYS | 0:09:59 | 0:10:02 | |
Thank you, Ruth. | 0:10:20 | 0:10:21 | |
-Kush. -Yeah? | 0:10:21 | 0:10:23 | |
If we all chip in, we can get a decent wreath for Abi. | 0:10:23 | 0:10:25 | |
Oh, of course. | 0:10:25 | 0:10:26 | |
You always hope there's going to be a last-minute miracle | 0:10:28 | 0:10:32 | |
then, next thing you know... | 0:10:32 | 0:10:34 | |
Listen, have a think about what message to write. | 0:10:37 | 0:10:40 | |
Yeah. | 0:10:40 | 0:10:41 | |
Huh! | 0:10:42 | 0:10:44 | |
Why do I do this to myself? | 0:10:49 | 0:10:51 | |
Hey, if you want a decent sandwich, you should try the Vic. | 0:10:51 | 0:10:54 | |
-The Vic? -Yeah. | 0:10:54 | 0:10:55 | |
And, you know, if you smile nicely, Mas might even slip you a freebie. | 0:10:55 | 0:10:58 | |
Has it really been 15 years? | 0:11:01 | 0:11:04 | |
You and Sharon, eh? | 0:11:07 | 0:11:08 | |
Finally got married. | 0:11:09 | 0:11:11 | |
Is she out, then? | 0:11:13 | 0:11:14 | |
Shopping, I'll bet. | 0:11:14 | 0:11:16 | |
Long as it's not for another bloke, eh? | 0:11:16 | 0:11:18 | |
Have you worked out why I'm here yet? | 0:11:21 | 0:11:23 | |
Put that down. | 0:11:25 | 0:11:26 | |
Oh, it speaks. | 0:11:26 | 0:11:27 | |
Where's Ben? | 0:11:29 | 0:11:30 | |
What, you think I know? | 0:11:30 | 0:11:32 | |
You've got three seconds. | 0:11:33 | 0:11:35 | |
Back off! | 0:11:35 | 0:11:36 | |
You want Ben, you're not going to get him that way. | 0:11:36 | 0:11:38 | |
-Where is he? -Ask Ciara. | 0:11:38 | 0:11:40 | |
Does she know he took the money? | 0:11:42 | 0:11:45 | |
Now, if it was that simple, he'd be tied to | 0:11:45 | 0:11:47 | |
a rock at the bottom of the sea. | 0:11:47 | 0:11:48 | |
Someone did a switch when Ben wasn't looking. | 0:11:48 | 0:11:51 | |
His stupidity is the only reason that he is still alive. | 0:11:51 | 0:11:54 | |
Oi! | 0:11:57 | 0:11:59 | |
All right, Mick? | 0:11:59 | 0:12:00 | |
-What are you doing? -Just getting some crisps. | 0:12:00 | 0:12:02 | |
-Come here. -What?! | 0:12:02 | 0:12:03 | |
-Ow! -Mick, he works here! | 0:12:03 | 0:12:06 | |
What? | 0:12:06 | 0:12:07 | |
Surely you know? | 0:12:07 | 0:12:08 | |
I thought you told him. | 0:12:08 | 0:12:10 | |
I thought you had. | 0:12:10 | 0:12:11 | |
-Don't know what to say. -Well, you can start with sorry. | 0:12:11 | 0:12:14 | |
And an arm massage - you gripped it really tightly. | 0:12:14 | 0:12:16 | |
Tell you what, lunch is on us. | 0:12:16 | 0:12:18 | |
Yeah. | 0:12:18 | 0:12:19 | |
Dig in. | 0:12:19 | 0:12:20 | |
You're not yourself. | 0:12:24 | 0:12:26 | |
I told you to leave it. | 0:12:26 | 0:12:28 | |
Look, we're mates, yeah? | 0:12:28 | 0:12:29 | |
-Mates don't just let each other go... -Over there. | 0:12:29 | 0:12:32 | |
I ain't got the money. | 0:12:41 | 0:12:43 | |
I'm lying through me teeth. | 0:12:43 | 0:12:45 | |
Then there's your answer. | 0:12:45 | 0:12:47 | |
Don't wind me up. | 0:12:47 | 0:12:49 | |
It's simple. You turn that lie into a truth. | 0:12:49 | 0:12:51 | |
Look, I read that, if you tell the universe what you want, | 0:12:52 | 0:12:55 | |
it'll turn up the very next day. | 0:12:55 | 0:12:56 | |
It's quicker than ordering off the internet. | 0:12:56 | 0:12:59 | |
All I care about is getting Hope fed. | 0:13:01 | 0:13:03 | |
All right, you're making it hard for her, Martin, not me. | 0:13:03 | 0:13:07 | |
Please! How can you do this to her, Martin? Seriously? | 0:13:07 | 0:13:12 | |
I'll tell her to go away. | 0:13:15 | 0:13:18 | |
Is that Mummy outside? | 0:13:22 | 0:13:24 | |
Yeah, yeah. | 0:13:24 | 0:13:27 | |
She just dropped something off. | 0:13:27 | 0:13:29 | |
But she didn't say hello. | 0:13:29 | 0:13:31 | |
Come on, we can't leave the others downstairs, can we? Hey, come on. | 0:13:31 | 0:13:37 | |
BABY CRIES | 0:13:40 | 0:13:44 | |
Oi, what are you doing out here? We've got an exam. | 0:13:56 | 0:13:58 | |
Keegan? What are you doing? | 0:14:01 | 0:14:03 | |
-Lund was out of order. -Oh, what? And throwing a brick helps? | 0:14:03 | 0:14:06 | |
She saw I was trying, but yet it meant nothing to her. | 0:14:06 | 0:14:08 | |
-So tell someone. -I am. | 0:14:08 | 0:14:10 | |
That's my car! | 0:14:13 | 0:14:15 | |
This is an instant suspension! | 0:14:15 | 0:14:18 | |
You won't be allowed anywhere near that examination hall now! | 0:14:18 | 0:14:21 | |
Go to my office, Keegan. | 0:14:21 | 0:14:24 | |
We need to deal with this through the right channels. | 0:14:24 | 0:14:26 | |
I'm sure you know how it works. | 0:14:26 | 0:14:28 | |
It was me. I threw the brick, Miss. | 0:14:28 | 0:14:30 | |
-Just go and sit your exam, Bern. -I said it was me. Go. | 0:14:30 | 0:14:35 | |
You didn't throw that brick. | 0:14:45 | 0:14:46 | |
So...what happens now? | 0:14:48 | 0:14:51 | |
Why don't you go and see a film or something? | 0:14:54 | 0:14:56 | |
I don't know what's on, Sharon, I just think that, you know, | 0:14:58 | 0:15:01 | |
while you're out, you might as well make a day of it. | 0:15:01 | 0:15:03 | |
I'm not up to anything, Sharon. It's called being thoughtful. | 0:15:05 | 0:15:10 | |
All right. I'll see you later. | 0:15:11 | 0:15:14 | |
Billy's running a business and you're Mr Wonderful. | 0:15:14 | 0:15:17 | |
What's happened to everybody around here? | 0:15:17 | 0:15:20 | |
Sit down. Cos me and you's going to have a talk. | 0:15:20 | 0:15:23 | |
I'll kick it off, then. | 0:15:23 | 0:15:26 | |
Give me the money and you get Ben back. | 0:15:26 | 0:15:29 | |
You think I've got your money? | 0:15:29 | 0:15:33 | |
We both know this is classic Phil Mitchell. | 0:15:33 | 0:15:35 | |
Of course you'd do the rest of them over! | 0:15:35 | 0:15:37 | |
So, what, Ben takes it and then I take it off Ben? | 0:15:37 | 0:15:41 | |
I mean, how blonde are you, eh? It's my son we're talking about. | 0:15:41 | 0:15:45 | |
I ain't going to throw him to Ciara. | 0:15:45 | 0:15:46 | |
I mean, some pit bull you are. You're sniffing in the wrong place. | 0:15:46 | 0:15:49 | |
No, it's got to be you. | 0:15:49 | 0:15:51 | |
You've got a kid. You know exactly why it's not me. | 0:15:51 | 0:15:55 | |
OK... Say I believe you. What happens next? | 0:15:59 | 0:16:03 | |
What do you think? | 0:16:05 | 0:16:06 | |
Because Ciara's mutt is going to lead me straight to her. | 0:16:06 | 0:16:10 | |
What? | 0:16:14 | 0:16:15 | |
Could've worn a better top. | 0:16:15 | 0:16:17 | |
It's a chicken shop. Tiff, can you pick what you want, please? | 0:16:19 | 0:16:22 | |
-Yeah, I'm looking. -It's really not hard - it's a chicken shop. | 0:16:22 | 0:16:25 | |
All right? | 0:16:26 | 0:16:27 | |
Bit late, but you're here now. | 0:16:27 | 0:16:30 | |
Right, I'm going to go and get my school project. | 0:16:30 | 0:16:33 | |
Tiff, we're supposed to be having lunch. | 0:16:33 | 0:16:35 | |
Yeah, you are. | 0:16:35 | 0:16:36 | |
Did she just say school project? | 0:16:38 | 0:16:40 | |
Yeah, I'm meant to be helping her with it, I think. | 0:16:40 | 0:16:42 | |
She doesn't have a project and, even if she did, she wouldn't do it. | 0:16:42 | 0:16:45 | |
Are you single? | 0:16:50 | 0:16:51 | |
Two years and counting, yeah. Why? | 0:16:51 | 0:16:54 | |
Because we've been set up, that's why. | 0:16:54 | 0:16:56 | |
Set up for...? | 0:16:56 | 0:16:57 | |
It don't matter. | 0:16:57 | 0:16:58 | |
Before you go, are the wings any good in here? | 0:17:00 | 0:17:03 | |
Er, yeah, they're all right. | 0:17:03 | 0:17:04 | |
Nah, that's one thing I never got. | 0:17:04 | 0:17:06 | |
Why do chickens have wings if they can't fly? | 0:17:06 | 0:17:08 | |
So we can eat them, I guess. | 0:17:09 | 0:17:11 | |
Did you say we? | 0:17:11 | 0:17:13 | |
My treat? | 0:17:14 | 0:17:16 | |
I promise, I've got no idea where Ciara is. | 0:17:19 | 0:17:21 | |
-I'm done listening to you. -Phil... | 0:17:21 | 0:17:23 | |
-I'll find her myself. -No, no, no, wait... You can't do that. | 0:17:23 | 0:17:25 | |
-If I sort her, then I get my son back. -No, that's not the half of it. | 0:17:25 | 0:17:28 | |
I'll tell you what. Why don't we do this the old-fashioned way, yeah? | 0:17:28 | 0:17:31 | |
Because there's no way you're keeping me from my son! | 0:17:31 | 0:17:33 | |
Look, if she sees you coming, you will never see him again. | 0:17:33 | 0:17:37 | |
Never. | 0:17:37 | 0:17:38 | |
The only chance you've got is for me to turn up with her money. | 0:17:38 | 0:17:41 | |
Have you listened to a word I've said? | 0:17:41 | 0:17:44 | |
I've got no idea where your money is. | 0:17:44 | 0:17:45 | |
Well, then, get some ideas! This is not just about Ciara. | 0:17:45 | 0:17:49 | |
If Aidan finds out what Ben did... | 0:17:49 | 0:17:53 | |
..he's going to come after everyone you know and love. | 0:17:53 | 0:17:56 | |
Now, I can't actually believe I'm going to say this, | 0:17:59 | 0:18:04 | |
but we need each other. | 0:18:04 | 0:18:06 | |
You don't need to sit out here. Dad's got it all sorted. | 0:18:20 | 0:18:23 | |
Bex, it's about my kids, it's not about your dad. | 0:18:23 | 0:18:26 | |
Yeah, and they're happy, Stacey. | 0:18:26 | 0:18:28 | |
Right, they're having a great day, and that's all you need to know. | 0:18:28 | 0:18:32 | |
Mummy! Mummy! | 0:18:32 | 0:18:34 | |
Lily! | 0:18:34 | 0:18:36 | |
Lily! | 0:18:36 | 0:18:38 | |
Lily, get back! Get away from the window! | 0:18:38 | 0:18:41 | |
Hope's hungry. | 0:18:41 | 0:18:42 | |
Martin! | 0:18:42 | 0:18:43 | |
Dad! Dad, Lily's got Hope! | 0:18:43 | 0:18:45 | |
Martin! Lily, please, get back... | 0:18:45 | 0:18:47 | |
Why are you shouting, Mummy? She wants you, Mummy. | 0:18:47 | 0:18:50 | |
-Lily, please get back. -Why are you shouting? | 0:18:50 | 0:18:52 | |
BABY CRIES | 0:18:52 | 0:18:54 | |
Mummy! She wants you, Mummy. | 0:18:54 | 0:18:56 | |
She's hungry. | 0:18:56 | 0:18:58 | |
Lily, sweetheart... | 0:18:59 | 0:19:01 | |
What are you and Hope doing up here? | 0:19:03 | 0:19:05 | |
Hope's hungry. Mum's just out there. | 0:19:07 | 0:19:11 | |
OK. All right, then. | 0:19:11 | 0:19:14 | |
Let's go and see Mum, shall we? | 0:19:16 | 0:19:17 | |
Come on. | 0:19:17 | 0:19:19 | |
It's OK. He's got her. | 0:19:20 | 0:19:23 | |
He's got her, Stace. | 0:19:23 | 0:19:24 | |
Good girl. Hey, there we go. | 0:19:24 | 0:19:28 | |
Hey, sweetheart. | 0:19:29 | 0:19:31 | |
Hello. Well done, well done. It's OK. Right, let's go. | 0:19:31 | 0:19:36 | |
BABY CRIES | 0:19:38 | 0:19:40 | |
Yes, I know, I know. Let's go. | 0:19:40 | 0:19:42 | |
Let's go. Come on. | 0:19:42 | 0:19:44 | |
It's all right. It's OK, it's OK. | 0:19:47 | 0:19:50 | |
Box of chips, please. Actually, make that two. | 0:19:56 | 0:19:59 | |
-Nice, innit? -Hm. | 0:19:59 | 0:20:00 | |
So, two years without a girlfriend? | 0:20:02 | 0:20:04 | |
Closer to three. | 0:20:04 | 0:20:07 | |
Three? What, you been in a monastery? | 0:20:07 | 0:20:09 | |
-Actually, I say three. It's... -Not four? It can't be four. | 0:20:09 | 0:20:12 | |
-No, it's not four. -I was going to say! | 0:20:12 | 0:20:15 | |
It's five. | 0:20:15 | 0:20:16 | |
-Oh! -What? | 0:20:16 | 0:20:19 | |
Do you even know what a girl is? | 0:20:19 | 0:20:20 | |
I think so. I've seen a few about. | 0:20:20 | 0:20:23 | |
What, you not into them? | 0:20:23 | 0:20:24 | |
No, no, love them. They just don't seem to like me. | 0:20:24 | 0:20:28 | |
I went to a club once and I asked out 19 girls. | 0:20:28 | 0:20:32 | |
Well, I say asked, I had to yell over the music. | 0:20:32 | 0:20:34 | |
The only thing I went home with was a sore throat. | 0:20:34 | 0:20:37 | |
What, and all of them said no? | 0:20:37 | 0:20:39 | |
I swear, even if I was the last man on Earth, | 0:20:39 | 0:20:41 | |
girls would still be washing their hair that night. | 0:20:41 | 0:20:43 | |
And if I was the last man on Earth, it's probably cos there's | 0:20:43 | 0:20:46 | |
been some sort of nuclear war and half the women would be bald. | 0:20:46 | 0:20:49 | |
Oh, don't, you'll make my mascara run. | 0:20:50 | 0:20:53 | |
Well, at least you haven't. Run, that is. | 0:20:53 | 0:20:55 | |
Why would I run? | 0:20:56 | 0:20:58 | |
Tiff's taking ages. | 0:21:01 | 0:21:02 | |
That's the plan. | 0:21:03 | 0:21:05 | |
It ain't been a bad plan. | 0:21:05 | 0:21:07 | |
For her. | 0:21:07 | 0:21:08 | |
Do you fancy doing this again some time, or...? | 0:21:11 | 0:21:14 | |
I'll think about it. | 0:21:15 | 0:21:16 | |
Good. | 0:21:18 | 0:21:20 | |
Make sure you do. | 0:21:20 | 0:21:21 | |
I think you might be the wind beneath my chicken wings. | 0:21:21 | 0:21:24 | |
So, Mick Carter, Billy, Keanu, Vincent Hubbard. | 0:21:27 | 0:21:32 | |
Definitely no-one else? | 0:21:32 | 0:21:34 | |
Aidan. | 0:21:34 | 0:21:36 | |
No, not him. It can't be. So who do you fancy for it? | 0:21:36 | 0:21:40 | |
I ain't... I ain't got a clue. | 0:21:42 | 0:21:45 | |
Phil, look at me, all right, you can't say that! | 0:21:45 | 0:21:47 | |
You and me, we need to find this money. | 0:21:49 | 0:21:51 | |
Now, who's the most crooked, or desperate? | 0:21:52 | 0:21:56 | |
Him. | 0:22:03 | 0:22:05 | |
Right. | 0:22:05 | 0:22:07 | |
Well, that's where we start, then. | 0:22:07 | 0:22:08 | |
Oh, great... You're still working here, then? | 0:22:10 | 0:22:14 | |
Practically employee of the month. | 0:22:14 | 0:22:16 | |
Oh. Arshad doesn't mind? | 0:22:16 | 0:22:17 | |
Arshad doesn't know, | 0:22:17 | 0:22:19 | |
so keep that quiet. | 0:22:19 | 0:22:20 | |
Oh. | 0:22:20 | 0:22:21 | |
Kush, I just saw you go in here. | 0:22:22 | 0:22:25 | |
Can you send Masood out, please? | 0:22:25 | 0:22:27 | |
-How does he know I'm here? -Keep schtum. I'm going to sort it out. | 0:22:27 | 0:22:29 | |
-How? -I'm thinking, all right? | 0:22:29 | 0:22:31 | |
Everything all right? | 0:22:31 | 0:22:32 | |
Masood. I think we need to talk. | 0:22:32 | 0:22:35 | |
-Ain't that your uncle? -Yeah, yeah, it is. | 0:22:35 | 0:22:38 | |
The door's open. | 0:22:38 | 0:22:39 | |
Don't tell him that! | 0:22:39 | 0:22:41 | |
Kush, could you please send Masood out, please? | 0:22:41 | 0:22:44 | |
Be easier if you just came in! | 0:22:44 | 0:22:47 | |
No, no, no. Someone might see me and tell Mariam. | 0:22:47 | 0:22:52 | |
It's a pub! | 0:22:52 | 0:22:54 | |
Get out there and talk to him. | 0:22:54 | 0:22:55 | |
-I'd really rather not. -Oh, Mick, come and sort this out, will you? | 0:22:55 | 0:22:58 | |
-Me? -Yes, brilliant! You can pretend to be another Masood. | 0:22:58 | 0:23:01 | |
Slow down, slow down. Just say that again. | 0:23:01 | 0:23:02 | |
Like there are two of them, right, two Masoods. | 0:23:02 | 0:23:05 | |
One of them who works in the Vic and you're that one. | 0:23:05 | 0:23:07 | |
-You're the one I accidentally told Arshad about... -You told him? | 0:23:07 | 0:23:09 | |
Mick, Mick, just do me a favour here, please. | 0:23:09 | 0:23:11 | |
I'm not actually supposed to be working here. I sort of lied. | 0:23:11 | 0:23:15 | |
Right. So I'm meant to be the other Masood? | 0:23:15 | 0:23:18 | |
Don't you think he's going to notice when he has a pipe at me? | 0:23:18 | 0:23:21 | |
-No, not if you... -What? What? What? | 0:23:21 | 0:23:23 | |
-You talk to him through the door... -Yes! | 0:23:23 | 0:23:25 | |
You're off your nut, you's two. | 0:23:25 | 0:23:27 | |
Talk to me, please. | 0:23:27 | 0:23:29 | |
All right, no, forget it. Forget it. | 0:23:33 | 0:23:36 | |
This is madness. I'm sorry. | 0:23:36 | 0:23:38 | |
Hi... Chachi's not out there with you as well, is she? | 0:23:42 | 0:23:45 | |
No, no. Just me. | 0:23:45 | 0:23:47 | |
I'm really sorry, but I think I should tender my resignation. | 0:23:47 | 0:23:52 | |
I was going to let you go, anyway. | 0:23:52 | 0:23:54 | |
Couldn't you have told me that before this? | 0:23:54 | 0:23:56 | |
Hold on, hold on, when was this decided? | 0:23:56 | 0:23:57 | |
Well, we've got far too many people working here, ain't we? So... | 0:23:57 | 0:24:00 | |
Yeah, but that's Mas and Whitney gone, and now Johnny's going... | 0:24:00 | 0:24:03 | |
Masood, are you or are you not coming out? | 0:24:03 | 0:24:08 | |
It's just, you know, it's management. | 0:24:08 | 0:24:11 | |
You know, got to make tough decisions so you don't have to. | 0:24:11 | 0:24:14 | |
You still here? | 0:24:14 | 0:24:16 | |
Yeah, well... Chacha, I'm coming. I think it's for the best. | 0:24:16 | 0:24:21 | |
A man who hides secrets is not a man. | 0:24:21 | 0:24:24 | |
That's better, isn't it? Hm! | 0:24:31 | 0:24:35 | |
What's it you called me - Saint Martin? | 0:24:38 | 0:24:41 | |
How could I have not realised that she'd stay with Hope? | 0:24:43 | 0:24:45 | |
That is what having kids is like, Martin. | 0:24:45 | 0:24:48 | |
You've got one in one room, the other one's somewhere else | 0:24:48 | 0:24:50 | |
and you're busy trying to do ten things at the same time. | 0:24:50 | 0:24:53 | |
Yeah, well, I was doing one thing. | 0:24:53 | 0:24:55 | |
Avoiding you. | 0:24:56 | 0:24:57 | |
That's what my day was about, weren't it? | 0:24:58 | 0:25:01 | |
Can't even manage that. | 0:25:02 | 0:25:04 | |
Here you are. Take her a minute. | 0:25:09 | 0:25:12 | |
Come here. Come here, you. | 0:25:13 | 0:25:16 | |
Look, maybe you just need a bit of time just to get yourself straight, | 0:25:16 | 0:25:20 | |
or straighter, at least. | 0:25:20 | 0:25:22 | |
Martin, let me help you. | 0:25:24 | 0:25:26 | |
Let me take the kids. | 0:25:26 | 0:25:27 | |
What? | 0:25:30 | 0:25:31 | |
No, that's a nice...nice little Max move, that, Stace, yeah. | 0:25:31 | 0:25:35 | |
What are you talking about? | 0:25:35 | 0:25:37 | |
You! "Look at me, I'm so caring, I can help you out, Martin." | 0:25:37 | 0:25:40 | |
Yeah, of course you can! You've learnt from the master, Stace. | 0:25:40 | 0:25:43 | |
The kids need me! That is all I'm saying! | 0:25:43 | 0:25:45 | |
Yeah, I really wish it was. | 0:25:45 | 0:25:47 | |
Martin, I'm their mother! | 0:25:47 | 0:25:48 | |
Oi, I'm their mother! | 0:25:48 | 0:25:50 | |
They need me! | 0:25:50 | 0:25:51 | |
Martin, you proved you can't look after them today! | 0:25:52 | 0:25:56 | |
Martin, please, just wait! | 0:25:56 | 0:25:58 | |
Martin! | 0:25:58 | 0:26:00 | |
Martin! | 0:26:00 | 0:26:01 | |
Old school remedy. | 0:26:09 | 0:26:10 | |
Is Bernie back yet? | 0:26:10 | 0:26:12 | |
All right? | 0:26:13 | 0:26:15 | |
DOORBELL | 0:26:15 | 0:26:16 | |
They're early! | 0:26:16 | 0:26:18 | |
So, how'd it go? | 0:26:23 | 0:26:25 | |
I might've scraped it. | 0:26:25 | 0:26:28 | |
What did Miss Lund say? | 0:26:28 | 0:26:29 | |
Suspended me. | 0:26:29 | 0:26:31 | |
Bern, look, I'll go in, I'll just say it was me. | 0:26:32 | 0:26:34 | |
No, no, there's no point. It's done now. | 0:26:34 | 0:26:36 | |
Yeah, but you can't pass an exam you can't ever sit. | 0:26:36 | 0:26:39 | |
Probably weren't have done it, anyway. You're the clever one. | 0:26:39 | 0:26:42 | |
I don't know what to say, Bern. | 0:26:42 | 0:26:44 | |
Just don't go round throwing any more bricks. | 0:26:44 | 0:26:47 | |
Nah, never. But you're all right, though, yeah? | 0:26:47 | 0:26:52 | |
Of course I am. Two weeks off school watching telly? | 0:26:52 | 0:26:56 | |
Get in! | 0:26:56 | 0:26:57 | |
Promise? | 0:27:00 | 0:27:02 | |
Promise. | 0:27:02 | 0:27:04 | |
I needed the money. | 0:27:14 | 0:27:17 | |
I can understand that. | 0:27:17 | 0:27:18 | |
This doesn't make me a bad person. | 0:27:20 | 0:27:22 | |
I'd never say that. No, more a good person that became desperate. | 0:27:22 | 0:27:28 | |
-Chachi's going to... -Never know. | 0:27:30 | 0:27:32 | |
What? | 0:27:34 | 0:27:35 | |
I wouldn't wish that on anyone. | 0:27:35 | 0:27:37 | |
No, what you need to do now is... | 0:27:37 | 0:27:39 | |
I know, I know. | 0:27:39 | 0:27:41 | |
I need to get a proper job before she finds out. | 0:27:41 | 0:27:43 | |
There must be something out there for you. | 0:27:43 | 0:27:45 | |
Yeah. Meanwhile, we've both got to pretend. | 0:27:45 | 0:27:51 | |
Well, it just hasn't gone how I thought. | 0:27:55 | 0:27:58 | |
No, I'm not done. | 0:27:59 | 0:28:02 | |
I haven't even started. | 0:28:02 | 0:28:04 | |
So what happens now? | 0:28:13 | 0:28:15 | |
I mean, tomorrow, what happens then? | 0:28:15 | 0:28:18 | |
Same as today, Bex. | 0:28:18 | 0:28:20 | |
There is no way on this Earth I'm letting her have these kids. | 0:28:21 | 0:28:24 | |
They're mine. | 0:28:26 | 0:28:28 |