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Go back to bed if you want, we can sort downstairs. | 0:00:29 | 0:00:32 | |
Yeah, I'm sweet. | 0:00:32 | 0:00:34 | |
You were up most of the night. | 0:00:34 | 0:00:36 | |
It's like I said, I kept rolling onto me arm. | 0:00:36 | 0:00:39 | |
So, when are you gonna call Fi? | 0:00:41 | 0:00:43 | |
To tell her we got the cash? | 0:00:43 | 0:00:45 | |
I can't wait to get my hands on that freehold again. | 0:00:45 | 0:00:48 | |
We should get it framed. | 0:00:48 | 0:00:50 | |
Yeah, I'll call her later. | 0:00:50 | 0:00:53 | |
You have got the money, haven't you? | 0:00:53 | 0:00:55 | |
Yeah, course I have. | 0:00:55 | 0:00:57 | |
There's nothing to worry about. It's coming tomorrow. | 0:00:57 | 0:00:59 | |
That's when we're supposed to give it to her. | 0:00:59 | 0:01:02 | |
Yeah, I know it's a bit close to the wind but, | 0:01:02 | 0:01:04 | |
like I said, it's all sorted. | 0:01:04 | 0:01:05 | |
Right, well, you rest up. | 0:01:07 | 0:01:10 | |
I'll sort downstairs. | 0:01:10 | 0:01:11 | |
Come on, folks. Come and get your juicy oranges, four for a pound. | 0:01:16 | 0:01:20 | |
No Martin today? | 0:01:20 | 0:01:22 | |
I don't think he's letting the kids out of his sight just now. | 0:01:22 | 0:01:24 | |
Why, what's he think's gonna happen? | 0:01:24 | 0:01:26 | |
Kush, all I know is that he asked me to open up | 0:01:26 | 0:01:28 | |
and said he's going for custody. | 0:01:28 | 0:01:30 | |
Oh, sorry, love, what do you want? | 0:01:31 | 0:01:33 | |
Halfway! | 0:01:37 | 0:01:38 | |
Shut the door. | 0:01:41 | 0:01:43 | |
-What was I thinking? -You've still got 24 hours. | 0:01:49 | 0:01:53 | |
To do what? I've tried everything. | 0:01:54 | 0:01:56 | |
There is no money. | 0:01:56 | 0:01:57 | |
There's never gonna be any money. | 0:01:57 | 0:01:59 | |
-Now I've lied to her face. -There's always a solution to every problem, | 0:01:59 | 0:02:02 | |
you just haven't thought of it yet. | 0:02:02 | 0:02:04 | |
Speaking of problems, | 0:02:04 | 0:02:06 | |
well, not exactly a problem but it's something I wanted to ask you. | 0:02:06 | 0:02:09 | |
-It's Whitney. I'm meeting her later. Drinks and that, you know. -Mm-hm. | 0:02:09 | 0:02:13 | |
Mm-hm. What, a date, yeah? | 0:02:13 | 0:02:15 | |
Well, if you want dating advice, you're talking to the wrong geezer, | 0:02:17 | 0:02:20 | |
cos me and L, we just sort of fell into it. | 0:02:20 | 0:02:23 | |
You know Whit better than I do. | 0:02:23 | 0:02:25 | |
And the thing is, I think she's a right sort. | 0:02:26 | 0:02:28 | |
If she agreed to be my girlfriend, I'd be proper made up. | 0:02:28 | 0:02:31 | |
Obviously you don't think of her like that but she's quality. | 0:02:31 | 0:02:33 | |
Mmm. | 0:02:33 | 0:02:35 | |
I'm sure it'll go well, you know. | 0:02:35 | 0:02:37 | |
Well, what I wanted to ask you... | 0:02:37 | 0:02:38 | |
I've got enough on me plate, in't I? | 0:02:38 | 0:02:40 | |
OK, um... | 0:02:42 | 0:02:44 | |
What you need to do is just, you know, | 0:02:45 | 0:02:47 | |
just be yourself, treat her special, relax, | 0:02:47 | 0:02:51 | |
but don't relax too much, because I've heard some of the noises | 0:02:51 | 0:02:55 | |
that come out of that bottle | 0:02:55 | 0:02:56 | |
when you think no-one's knocking about. | 0:02:56 | 0:02:58 | |
I wouldn't do that around Whit. Never. | 0:02:58 | 0:03:00 | |
-You really like her, don't you? -You've no idea. | 0:03:02 | 0:03:05 | |
I'm going to relieve Auntie Kath, OK? | 0:03:07 | 0:03:10 | |
Right, now, if Stacey tries anything, you just shout, yeah? | 0:03:10 | 0:03:12 | |
-Yeah. -Good. Seen my keys anywhere? -Yeah, they're there. | 0:03:12 | 0:03:17 | |
BABY WHIMPERS | 0:03:17 | 0:03:18 | |
Dunno, maybe I should stay home today. | 0:03:18 | 0:03:20 | |
And do what? Sit around worrying? | 0:03:20 | 0:03:22 | |
Right, well, you have gotta promise me, | 0:03:22 | 0:03:24 | |
you won't let her anywhere near those kids. I mean it, Whit. | 0:03:24 | 0:03:27 | |
If you let her in, she's just gonna grab 'em and disappear. | 0:03:27 | 0:03:30 | |
-This is the best place for them and you know that. -I know. -Good. | 0:03:30 | 0:03:34 | |
-I just feel bad, that's all. -Yeah. | 0:03:34 | 0:03:36 | |
-But you're right - the kids need stability. -Yeah. | 0:03:36 | 0:03:40 | |
-Just go to work, yeah? -Yeah, course. | 0:03:40 | 0:03:42 | |
-Martin, you need to think about Lily getting back to school. -No, no, no. | 0:03:42 | 0:03:45 | |
She's loving it upstairs. She'll be fine. | 0:03:45 | 0:03:47 | |
I've locked all the windows so there'll be no repeat of that. OK? | 0:03:47 | 0:03:49 | |
-Yeah. -I tell you what, you can bolt the door when I go as well, yeah? | 0:03:49 | 0:03:52 | |
See? I told you she'd love the formula. There's a good girl. | 0:03:52 | 0:03:56 | |
-Right, see ya later. -Bye. -And don't forget to bolt the door. | 0:03:56 | 0:03:59 | |
Yeah. | 0:03:59 | 0:04:01 | |
They really need to sort that out. | 0:04:05 | 0:04:08 | |
Seeing as you're, um... | 0:04:08 | 0:04:10 | |
..still feeling "sick", | 0:04:11 | 0:04:13 | |
you can look after the kids this afternoon, can't ya? | 0:04:13 | 0:04:16 | |
Why, where you goin'? | 0:04:16 | 0:04:18 | |
I said I'd have a drink with Halfway. | 0:04:18 | 0:04:19 | |
A date! | 0:04:20 | 0:04:22 | |
A drink. | 0:04:22 | 0:04:23 | |
Oh, I knew it! You two are perfect for each other. | 0:04:23 | 0:04:25 | |
Hashtag matchmaker. | 0:04:25 | 0:04:26 | |
Hashtag babysitter. | 0:04:26 | 0:04:28 | |
There you are. | 0:04:29 | 0:04:31 | |
Yeah! | 0:04:31 | 0:04:32 | |
Just admit it. | 0:04:32 | 0:04:33 | |
-You fancy him. -As if! | 0:04:33 | 0:04:35 | |
BABY WHIMPERS Wish I hadn't agreed to it now. | 0:04:35 | 0:04:38 | |
Sh-sh-sh! | 0:04:38 | 0:04:39 | |
Yeah, right. | 0:04:39 | 0:04:40 | |
-Oh. -You all right? -Yeah. -Can I? | 0:04:45 | 0:04:48 | |
-Cheers. -You OK? | 0:04:48 | 0:04:50 | |
Nice surprise. | 0:04:50 | 0:04:52 | |
Oh, it's all right for you, telling me to be patient. | 0:04:52 | 0:04:54 | |
She's on the phone. Can I get you a cup of tea? You got time? | 0:04:54 | 0:04:56 | |
I haven't got long, Shrimpy's keeping an eye on the stall. | 0:04:56 | 0:04:59 | |
I just wanted a quick word. Is that all right? | 0:04:59 | 0:05:01 | |
I need to feed Hope but he's not letting me anywhere near her. | 0:05:01 | 0:05:03 | |
He's giving her formula. | 0:05:03 | 0:05:05 | |
I think that's her solicitor on the phone. | 0:05:08 | 0:05:11 | |
Ah, actually, that's, um, that's what I've come to see you about. | 0:05:11 | 0:05:14 | |
How do you feel about it? | 0:05:15 | 0:05:17 | |
-What, Martin and Stacey? -Yeah. | 0:05:17 | 0:05:19 | |
Well, I was hoping they would've sorted it by now. | 0:05:19 | 0:05:21 | |
but I'll tell you something, | 0:05:21 | 0:05:23 | |
just having her here for a couple of days - | 0:05:23 | 0:05:25 | |
and we're doing her a big favour having her here - | 0:05:25 | 0:05:27 | |
it's dig, dig, dig all the time. | 0:05:27 | 0:05:29 | |
You know, I'm surprised Martin's put up with it for as long as he has. | 0:05:29 | 0:05:32 | |
-Hm. -Normal or herbal? -No, no. I'm fine. | 0:05:32 | 0:05:34 | |
Erm, he's... he's talking about custody. | 0:05:34 | 0:05:37 | |
I mean, not that he'll get it but... | 0:05:37 | 0:05:39 | |
Well, he might. | 0:05:39 | 0:05:40 | |
I mean, she's the one that's cheated, | 0:05:40 | 0:05:42 | |
not that I'm taking sides. | 0:05:42 | 0:05:44 | |
I think we need to step in. Martin loves Stacey, there's no way | 0:05:44 | 0:05:48 | |
-he's gonna want this ending up in the divorce courts. -Listen. | 0:05:48 | 0:05:50 | |
I've learnt my lesson, all right? I'm not getting involved. | 0:05:50 | 0:05:52 | |
I can't stand by and just watch them take shots at each other. | 0:05:52 | 0:05:55 | |
Was that your solicitor? | 0:05:57 | 0:05:58 | |
Ah, no. | 0:05:58 | 0:05:59 | |
-Just a friend. -Well, hopefully there won't be any need for solicitors, | 0:05:59 | 0:06:02 | |
-cos I'm sure you and Martin will be back together soon. -No. | 0:06:02 | 0:06:06 | |
Not now. | 0:06:06 | 0:06:08 | |
How is he today? | 0:06:08 | 0:06:09 | |
Well, I haven't seen him but he's hurting. I mean, you both are, | 0:06:09 | 0:06:13 | |
but you've got to think of the kids. | 0:06:13 | 0:06:15 | |
Are you saying I'm not? | 0:06:15 | 0:06:16 | |
No, course you are. | 0:06:16 | 0:06:18 | |
You are, I mean, but, I mean, just look what happened with Lily. | 0:06:18 | 0:06:21 | |
They don't understand what's going on, do they? | 0:06:21 | 0:06:23 | |
Kush is right. You're playing him all wrong. | 0:06:23 | 0:06:25 | |
Oh, really, Sonia? | 0:06:25 | 0:06:26 | |
All right, so why don't you tell me how to play Martin, then? | 0:06:26 | 0:06:29 | |
You lived with him all these years, you must know. | 0:06:29 | 0:06:31 | |
Cos that was a really great marriage, weren't it? | 0:06:31 | 0:06:34 | |
Not talking to each other weeks on end. | 0:06:34 | 0:06:35 | |
Go on, I'm all ears. | 0:06:35 | 0:06:36 | |
We had a good marriage, all right? Martin was a great husband. | 0:06:36 | 0:06:39 | |
Well, if he was that great, why did you divorce him? | 0:06:39 | 0:06:41 | |
If you two would just sit down and talk. | 0:06:41 | 0:06:44 | |
There is no talking to him, Kush! | 0:06:44 | 0:06:46 | |
I can see who's side you're on. | 0:06:46 | 0:06:47 | |
-It's not about taking sides, is it? You're both my mates. -Really? -Yeah. | 0:06:47 | 0:06:51 | |
He has stopped me from seeing my kids, our son. | 0:06:51 | 0:06:54 | |
He's taken my baby away so I can't even give her my milk. | 0:06:54 | 0:06:57 | |
I really... I thought you would have my back, Kush, I really did. | 0:06:57 | 0:07:00 | |
-See what I mean? -Yeah. | 0:07:03 | 0:07:05 | |
TV IS ON | 0:07:08 | 0:07:09 | |
SHE COUGHS POINTEDLY | 0:07:20 | 0:07:21 | |
What? I'm suspended! | 0:07:23 | 0:07:24 | |
That don't mean you get to lounge around all day. | 0:07:24 | 0:07:27 | |
-Have you been hanging around with a new crowd? -No. | 0:07:27 | 0:07:31 | |
So, you just fancied a bit of out-of-character vandalism, yeah? | 0:07:31 | 0:07:34 | |
I'd expect that sort of thing from Keegan, not you. | 0:07:34 | 0:07:37 | |
There's something you ain't telling me. | 0:07:39 | 0:07:41 | |
And until you do, you don't get to put your feet up. | 0:07:41 | 0:07:44 | |
Perfect weather for stews, ladies and gents. | 0:07:50 | 0:07:53 | |
Come and get your stewing vegetables here. | 0:07:53 | 0:07:55 | |
Mate? | 0:07:55 | 0:07:56 | |
Right, um... | 0:07:56 | 0:07:58 | |
..I've been thinking, mate, and I've gotta say. | 0:07:59 | 0:08:01 | |
This better not be about Stacey. | 0:08:01 | 0:08:04 | |
You can't be serious about going for custody. I mean, I get it. | 0:08:04 | 0:08:06 | |
I get you wanna make a stand but... | 0:08:06 | 0:08:08 | |
Why should I be the one who misses out on bringing the kids up? | 0:08:08 | 0:08:10 | |
Right, I've done nothing wrong. | 0:08:10 | 0:08:12 | |
Please tell me you've got my back with this one. | 0:08:13 | 0:08:15 | |
-I think you're making things worse. -No, I'm making them better...for me. | 0:08:17 | 0:08:21 | |
Yeah, cos I am the one who's still tucking the kids up in bed at night. | 0:08:21 | 0:08:24 | |
Right, they're as much my kids as they are hers. | 0:08:24 | 0:08:26 | |
Well, technically Arthur's mine. | 0:08:26 | 0:08:28 | |
All I'm saying... is that it's complicated, OK? | 0:08:30 | 0:08:33 | |
And you've got to sort it out before things go too far. | 0:08:33 | 0:08:36 | |
It's already gone too far. | 0:08:36 | 0:08:38 | |
Mick didn't sleep last night. | 0:08:42 | 0:08:44 | |
He says it's his arm but I think he's covering. | 0:08:44 | 0:08:46 | |
-Look at that! -Wow! -Brilliant! | 0:08:46 | 0:08:49 | |
-Let's do it again. -All right, do it again. -Well, go on. | 0:08:49 | 0:08:53 | |
He's got the money from Aidan... | 0:08:54 | 0:08:56 | |
..but the rest of them aren't getting theirs. | 0:08:56 | 0:08:59 | |
He says its just an arrangement between the two of them. | 0:08:59 | 0:09:02 | |
-Well, that sounds a bit fishy. -Exactly. | 0:09:02 | 0:09:04 | |
You know, I don't want him having any arrangements with that man. | 0:09:04 | 0:09:07 | |
He tried to kill Vincent and is forcing him to sell the Albert. | 0:09:07 | 0:09:09 | |
What's he gonna want in return? | 0:09:09 | 0:09:11 | |
I'd rather we just walked away from here altogether. | 0:09:11 | 0:09:14 | |
And when he's laying in bed, | 0:09:16 | 0:09:17 | |
all I can see is the scar from where the bullet was. | 0:09:17 | 0:09:20 | |
It's always gonna be there, innit, reminding us... | 0:09:20 | 0:09:23 | |
..if he's back in with Aidan? | 0:09:25 | 0:09:26 | |
RINGING TONE | 0:09:44 | 0:09:45 | |
Vincent, where are you? | 0:09:47 | 0:09:50 | |
Why do I have to be your slave? What happened to Dot doing it all? | 0:09:51 | 0:09:54 | |
Maybe it dawned on her she weren't getting paid? Bless her. | 0:09:54 | 0:09:57 | |
You know, give her a few days, she'll be back. | 0:09:57 | 0:09:59 | |
Soap powder's in her veins. | 0:09:59 | 0:10:01 | |
Oh, you dropped a pillowcase. | 0:10:02 | 0:10:04 | |
That service wash needs sorting. | 0:10:09 | 0:10:11 | |
Glare at me all you like, this is what you get for being suspended. | 0:10:13 | 0:10:17 | |
Quality mum and daughter time. | 0:10:17 | 0:10:19 | |
How do I wash these? My sister's treating me like a slave. | 0:10:22 | 0:10:25 | |
Oh, she'll help you. I'm taking me break. | 0:10:25 | 0:10:27 | |
Use that one. | 0:10:28 | 0:10:30 | |
Oh, I'll do it. | 0:10:34 | 0:10:35 | |
Not meant to use this one cos it works without money. | 0:10:40 | 0:10:42 | |
Oh, right, nice. | 0:10:45 | 0:10:46 | |
So, you worked here long? | 0:10:47 | 0:10:49 | |
I don't work here, I got suspended from school. | 0:10:49 | 0:10:52 | |
Why, what d'you do? | 0:10:52 | 0:10:53 | |
I put a brick through a teacher's car window. | 0:10:53 | 0:10:56 | |
I'm staying with my sister. | 0:10:58 | 0:10:59 | |
My mum abandoned me. | 0:10:59 | 0:11:01 | |
And my cousin, right, she was on a life support | 0:11:02 | 0:11:05 | |
and they just turned it off and she was pregnant, | 0:11:05 | 0:11:07 | |
so they had to, like, cut her open to save the baby. | 0:11:07 | 0:11:09 | |
My baby died. | 0:11:09 | 0:11:10 | |
Oh. | 0:11:12 | 0:11:13 | |
I'm Tiff. | 0:11:15 | 0:11:16 | |
Bernie. | 0:11:17 | 0:11:18 | |
Lovely, thank you. Here you go, keep the change. | 0:11:20 | 0:11:22 | |
Oh, thanks. | 0:11:22 | 0:11:23 | |
Kath, what do you think of all this with Martin and Stacey? | 0:11:23 | 0:11:27 | |
Well, it's sad, innit? | 0:11:27 | 0:11:29 | |
I mean, I just can't believe she'd do it to him, | 0:11:29 | 0:11:31 | |
not after everything he's done for her. | 0:11:31 | 0:11:34 | |
-Hey. -Cheers. -All right. | 0:11:34 | 0:11:36 | |
-Thanks, darlin'. -All right? -Yeah. | 0:11:37 | 0:11:39 | |
If anyone is having custody of Arthur, it's you. | 0:11:42 | 0:11:46 | |
You have got to fight for your son. | 0:11:46 | 0:11:49 | |
Look, I am telling you this, Kushy. | 0:11:49 | 0:11:51 | |
The way Martin's behaving, soon as Stacey gets her hands on those kids, | 0:11:51 | 0:11:55 | |
she will be off and we won't see Arthur | 0:11:55 | 0:11:57 | |
from one Christmas to the next. | 0:11:57 | 0:11:58 | |
Stacey wouldn't stop us from seeing him, Mum. | 0:11:58 | 0:12:00 | |
Wouldn't she? | 0:12:00 | 0:12:02 | |
I've bitten my tongue. | 0:12:03 | 0:12:05 | |
I have toed the line but now this! | 0:12:05 | 0:12:08 | |
Bed hopping with... | 0:12:09 | 0:12:11 | |
..with Him Who Shall Not Be Named. | 0:12:12 | 0:12:15 | |
That man is poison. | 0:12:16 | 0:12:18 | |
If she has gone anywhere near him, she is unhinged. | 0:12:18 | 0:12:23 | |
There, I've said it and I don't regret it. | 0:12:23 | 0:12:28 | |
We have got to work on bringing Arthur to where he belongs. | 0:12:30 | 0:12:34 | |
Let her be the one who only is allowed to see him | 0:12:35 | 0:12:38 | |
a couple of hours here and there. See how she likes it. | 0:12:38 | 0:12:41 | |
This isn't about point scoring, is it? | 0:12:41 | 0:12:43 | |
This is all wrong. You know what? | 0:12:43 | 0:12:45 | |
I have got to stop this before it goes any further. | 0:12:45 | 0:12:48 | |
Now, usually I can sort out my problems, | 0:12:49 | 0:12:51 | |
but I can't see a way out of this one, Vincent. | 0:12:51 | 0:12:53 | |
So I'm here and I'm here with me begging bowl. | 0:12:53 | 0:12:56 | |
You think I've got millions tucked away? | 0:12:58 | 0:13:00 | |
We're talking 150 bags | 0:13:01 | 0:13:03 | |
and I'll give you more interest than any bank would. Now Maguire... | 0:13:03 | 0:13:08 | |
he's shafted us both so we need to stick together more than ever. | 0:13:08 | 0:13:12 | |
Now I can't do that if I'm in Watford. | 0:13:12 | 0:13:15 | |
I'm desperate. | 0:13:15 | 0:13:17 | |
I know that it's a lot of dough. | 0:13:18 | 0:13:20 | |
I hate the fact that I've got to ask you this. | 0:13:22 | 0:13:25 | |
When do you need it? | 0:13:25 | 0:13:27 | |
I need it as soon as. | 0:13:27 | 0:13:28 | |
Give me a couple of hours. | 0:13:32 | 0:13:33 | |
You and, er... You and Whitney? Mmm. Yeah, I suppose I can see that. | 0:13:40 | 0:13:44 | |
-Where are you taking her, somewhere nice? -Only downstairs. | 0:13:45 | 0:13:48 | |
-Oh, so it's a casual thing, then? -No. | 0:13:48 | 0:13:51 | |
You're meeting up in the place where she's just lost her job, | 0:13:52 | 0:13:55 | |
surrounded by people she knows including her ex-in-laws | 0:13:55 | 0:13:57 | |
and you think it's more than just a casual date? | 0:13:57 | 0:13:59 | |
-You've got no idea about women, have you? -Well, what should I do? | 0:13:59 | 0:14:02 | |
-Leave it to me, all right? What time are you meeting? -Er, one. | 0:14:02 | 0:14:06 | |
Well, that don't give us much time. | 0:14:06 | 0:14:09 | |
No, no, no, it's doable. | 0:14:09 | 0:14:10 | |
I'll throw something together, make it romantic. | 0:14:10 | 0:14:12 | |
Johnny can help me, he's good with a candle. | 0:14:12 | 0:14:15 | |
-Now nip downstairs and tell him I need a word. -Nice one. | 0:14:15 | 0:14:17 | |
Sorry. | 0:14:19 | 0:14:20 | |
-There's something I need to tell you. -I knew it. | 0:14:23 | 0:14:26 | |
I knew there'd be conditions. | 0:14:26 | 0:14:27 | |
Look, whatever it is, you're not doing it. | 0:14:27 | 0:14:29 | |
Just give Aidan back the money. | 0:14:29 | 0:14:31 | |
We can go to Watford. | 0:14:31 | 0:14:32 | |
No, I lied to you and it's driving me mad. | 0:14:32 | 0:14:35 | |
The money's not from Aidan, | 0:14:35 | 0:14:37 | |
it's from Vincent. | 0:14:37 | 0:14:38 | |
Why did you say it was from Aidan? | 0:14:38 | 0:14:41 | |
Vincent didn't want Kim finding out. | 0:14:41 | 0:14:43 | |
So you'd rather let me worry myself sick thinking you'd got | 0:14:43 | 0:14:45 | |
more involved with that man just to keep Kim in the dark? | 0:14:45 | 0:14:48 | |
And since when did I become someone who couldn't keep her mouth shut? | 0:14:48 | 0:14:51 | |
I'm sorry. | 0:14:51 | 0:14:54 | |
I thought you'd be happy that the money's from Vincent. | 0:14:54 | 0:14:57 | |
Well, yeah, I am, I suppose. | 0:14:58 | 0:15:00 | |
I knew you weren't being straight with me. | 0:15:01 | 0:15:04 | |
-You're a bad liar, Mick, never forget that. -I know. | 0:15:04 | 0:15:07 | |
It's all worked out lovely, though. | 0:15:09 | 0:15:10 | |
We've got the Vic back, we'll graft, we'll pay Vincent back | 0:15:10 | 0:15:13 | |
and we'll just put all this behind us. | 0:15:13 | 0:15:16 | |
Yeah? Come here. | 0:15:17 | 0:15:18 | |
-Come on, then. What you done? -Eh? | 0:15:33 | 0:15:37 | |
Only time a fella does his washing | 0:15:37 | 0:15:39 | |
is when he's trying to get into his wife's good books or knickers. | 0:15:39 | 0:15:42 | |
Yeah. Yeah, see, I thought that the bag of stuff | 0:15:42 | 0:15:45 | |
for the charity shop was rubbish. | 0:15:45 | 0:15:47 | |
So now it's my fault the kids are starving in the Third World. | 0:15:47 | 0:15:50 | |
And whose fault is it they're starving in Britain? | 0:15:50 | 0:15:52 | |
How's about I wash and iron all that for you? | 0:15:55 | 0:15:57 | |
I can't afford a service wash. | 0:15:58 | 0:16:00 | |
I'll do it for the same price as it will cost you in machine. | 0:16:00 | 0:16:04 | |
So what's the catch? | 0:16:05 | 0:16:06 | |
I'm feeling generous. | 0:16:06 | 0:16:08 | |
Washed, dried and ironed. | 0:16:08 | 0:16:09 | |
That'll take the wind out of her sails. | 0:16:09 | 0:16:11 | |
I like a lot of starch. | 0:16:11 | 0:16:13 | |
There'll be so much starch in them, they'll be standing up by themselves. | 0:16:13 | 0:16:16 | |
See you in the morning, yeah? | 0:16:16 | 0:16:18 | |
Thanks a lot, Karen. | 0:16:21 | 0:16:23 | |
Ta-ra. | 0:16:23 | 0:16:24 | |
Ta-ra. Watch and learn, girls. | 0:16:27 | 0:16:28 | |
How much did you make? | 0:16:28 | 0:16:30 | |
Half a packet of fags. | 0:16:30 | 0:16:31 | |
Still got to do all his ironing, though. | 0:16:31 | 0:16:33 | |
Not me, love. | 0:16:33 | 0:16:34 | |
I wanted to whiten my trainers but I haven't got any stuff. | 0:16:39 | 0:16:41 | |
Well, if she's looking at your feet, then it's a rubbish date. | 0:16:41 | 0:16:44 | |
-Have you seen what Linda's done downstairs? -Our very own VIP area. | 0:16:44 | 0:16:48 | |
-Oh! -What if I can't think of stuff to talk about? | 0:16:48 | 0:16:51 | |
Compliment her, yeah? Girls like that. | 0:16:51 | 0:16:53 | |
I've had more luck with souffles than I've had with girls. | 0:16:53 | 0:16:55 | |
-I don't believe that. -It's true. | 0:16:55 | 0:16:58 | |
Never had the confidence. | 0:16:58 | 0:16:59 | |
The other day, chucked together, yeah, it was fine, but... | 0:16:59 | 0:17:02 | |
..it's made me see I really like her. | 0:17:02 | 0:17:06 | |
My dad always said that the minute he saw my mum, | 0:17:06 | 0:17:08 | |
he knew she was the one. | 0:17:08 | 0:17:10 | |
-He sounds like a romantic. -Yeah. | 0:17:10 | 0:17:12 | |
I'm more like him than my mum, | 0:17:12 | 0:17:14 | |
apart from having her nose. | 0:17:14 | 0:17:16 | |
-So you really like Whit? -She's amazing. | 0:17:16 | 0:17:19 | |
She's the sort you dream about | 0:17:19 | 0:17:21 | |
when you're making custard under enemy fire. | 0:17:21 | 0:17:23 | |
Takes you out of yourself, puts you in a special place, you know. | 0:17:23 | 0:17:27 | |
That's Whitney. | 0:17:27 | 0:17:28 | |
Sorry. | 0:17:28 | 0:17:29 | |
I'm nervous. | 0:17:29 | 0:17:31 | |
You got all of this from just one date in a chicken shop? | 0:17:31 | 0:17:34 | |
When you know, you know. | 0:17:34 | 0:17:36 | |
Aw! | 0:17:36 | 0:17:37 | |
Come here. Mwah! | 0:17:37 | 0:17:38 | |
Right, they're having a nap and Lily's playing, OK? | 0:17:46 | 0:17:49 | |
-Oh, hello. -Hiya. | 0:17:50 | 0:17:53 | |
She's using our iron, it's better than hers. | 0:17:53 | 0:17:55 | |
Oh, right. | 0:17:55 | 0:17:56 | |
No, don't smile, pout. | 0:17:56 | 0:17:58 | |
-Tiff, Listen, I need you to listen out for them, OK? -Mm-hm. | 0:17:59 | 0:18:03 | |
You're not wearing that. | 0:18:04 | 0:18:06 | |
Sorry? | 0:18:06 | 0:18:07 | |
Hashtag grunge. | 0:18:07 | 0:18:08 | |
Well, what's the matter with it? | 0:18:08 | 0:18:10 | |
Nothing, if you're a lezza. | 0:18:10 | 0:18:12 | |
It's a drink. | 0:18:13 | 0:18:14 | |
No, you need something tight and short. | 0:18:15 | 0:18:19 | |
And maybe get a bra that actually does its job. | 0:18:20 | 0:18:23 | |
-Ain't that right, Bernie? -Yeah. | 0:18:23 | 0:18:25 | |
No, I'm not dolling myself up. | 0:18:25 | 0:18:27 | |
Oh, I get it. | 0:18:27 | 0:18:29 | |
You're trying to put him off on purpose, aren't you? | 0:18:29 | 0:18:31 | |
Oh, you don't wanna get hurt again? Aw! | 0:18:31 | 0:18:34 | |
You know what, you should go all out. | 0:18:34 | 0:18:36 | |
Cover yourself up. | 0:18:36 | 0:18:38 | |
You should get yourself a burkha. | 0:18:38 | 0:18:39 | |
-Shouldn't she, Bern? -Yeah. | 0:18:39 | 0:18:41 | |
No. | 0:18:45 | 0:18:46 | |
Pout. | 0:18:46 | 0:18:47 | |
There you go. Thank you very much. See you again soon, all right? | 0:18:49 | 0:18:53 | |
So I was thinking, I'm not doing much this afternoon, | 0:18:53 | 0:18:55 | |
I could make a big lasagne, save you thinking about cooking. | 0:18:55 | 0:18:58 | |
-You don't have to do that. -I want to. | 0:18:58 | 0:19:00 | |
Tiff ain't a vegetarian, is she? You never know with teenagers. | 0:19:00 | 0:19:03 | |
No, I'd say that one is about as carnivorous as they come. | 0:19:03 | 0:19:06 | |
Look, I've been online, looking at some cheap solicitors. | 0:19:07 | 0:19:10 | |
So divorce? | 0:19:12 | 0:19:13 | |
-Gonna have to, ain't I? -I think you're doing the right thing. | 0:19:13 | 0:19:16 | |
-Oh, Stace, Stace. -15 missed calls?! | 0:19:19 | 0:19:20 | |
-What's happened? -Martin! -What you doing? -Martin. | 0:19:20 | 0:19:23 | |
You two, you have got to sort this out, all right? | 0:19:23 | 0:19:25 | |
You need to talk to each other, not solicitors! | 0:19:25 | 0:19:27 | |
-You've been talking to solicitors? -Not yet. | 0:19:27 | 0:19:30 | |
That's exactly why you need to talk now, before they get involved. | 0:19:30 | 0:19:33 | |
Martin, when you told me that Stacey was gonna be your wife... | 0:19:34 | 0:19:38 | |
You remember that, right? | 0:19:38 | 0:19:40 | |
You remember, we were standing in there, | 0:19:40 | 0:19:42 | |
we were in the Vic by the bar and you said... | 0:19:42 | 0:19:43 | |
..you said that you were gonna marry her before the year was out, right? | 0:19:43 | 0:19:47 | |
And Stace, remember how much you fought for Martin, | 0:19:47 | 0:19:51 | |
how much he was there for you after you had Arthur. | 0:19:51 | 0:19:53 | |
You were taking on the doctors, right? | 0:19:53 | 0:19:55 | |
You were fighting together because you belong together! | 0:19:55 | 0:19:59 | |
Yeah, and then she jumped into bed with that bald git! | 0:20:01 | 0:20:04 | |
-Oh, change the record! -It's meant to be the turkey | 0:20:04 | 0:20:06 | |
that gets stuffed at Christmas! | 0:20:06 | 0:20:08 | |
It's always the way, though, innit? The wife's unfaithful | 0:20:08 | 0:20:10 | |
and the husband loses everything. Well, not this time, Stace! | 0:20:10 | 0:20:13 | |
Well, what you got planned, Martin? | 0:20:13 | 0:20:14 | |
What, you gonna dress up as Batman and climb on the roof of the cafe? | 0:20:14 | 0:20:17 | |
No, cos climbing on the roof's your thing, innit, not mine? | 0:20:17 | 0:20:20 | |
-Oh. All right... -You ain't gonna get custody of a goldfish, | 0:20:20 | 0:20:23 | |
-let alone my kids! -Your kids, are they? You ain't been saying that all | 0:20:23 | 0:20:26 | |
the years Martin's been feeding them and putting a roof over their heads! | 0:20:26 | 0:20:28 | |
-Hang on a minute. Who stirred your pot? -Three kids by three dads | 0:20:28 | 0:20:31 | |
-and you ain't even 30 yet! -Oh, come on. | 0:20:31 | 0:20:33 | |
You know you give it all the "poor me" | 0:20:33 | 0:20:35 | |
but your morals, they're as loose as your knickers! | 0:20:35 | 0:20:37 | |
-What like your mum's and your sister's? -What? | 0:20:37 | 0:20:39 | |
The way I heard, it your mum had more men than the Grand Old Duke of York! | 0:20:39 | 0:20:42 | |
-Son. -You leave my mum out of this! -You jealous, are you, Son? | 0:20:42 | 0:20:45 | |
I tell you what, if I were you I'd give up, | 0:20:45 | 0:20:46 | |
cos it don't matter what sex they are, you manage to scare them off! | 0:20:46 | 0:20:49 | |
-Really? Scared? -Yeah. -Yeah. Cos people are scared of me, ain't they? | 0:20:49 | 0:20:52 | |
-What's that meant to mean? -You heard me. | 0:20:52 | 0:20:54 | |
-Everyone pussyfoots around you, "Is she on her meds?" -Son, no. | 0:20:54 | 0:20:57 | |
-Son, come on. -What? We all think it. | 0:20:57 | 0:20:59 | |
She's more unstable than a three-legged chair! | 0:20:59 | 0:21:01 | |
Unstable? I'll give you unstable! | 0:21:01 | 0:21:03 | |
ALL SHOUT AT ONCE | 0:21:03 | 0:21:04 | |
Kush! Kush! | 0:21:06 | 0:21:07 | |
Give him space, all right? Just breathe. You're all right. | 0:21:07 | 0:21:11 | |
Kush, I'm sorry. | 0:21:11 | 0:21:12 | |
Sorry I'm late. | 0:21:30 | 0:21:32 | |
No, that's fine, fine. | 0:21:32 | 0:21:33 | |
I hadn't even noticed. | 0:21:33 | 0:21:35 | |
A rose for a rose. | 0:21:35 | 0:21:37 | |
Thank you. | 0:21:37 | 0:21:38 | |
Champagne? | 0:21:44 | 0:21:45 | |
I thought we were just gonna, you know, have a drink. | 0:21:46 | 0:21:49 | |
We are. | 0:21:49 | 0:21:50 | |
This is all Linda's doing. | 0:21:50 | 0:21:53 | |
-Linda? -She thought I should take you somewhere a bit more romantic. | 0:21:53 | 0:21:56 | |
It's nice, though, what she's done. | 0:21:56 | 0:21:58 | |
You look amazing. | 0:22:04 | 0:22:06 | |
To us. | 0:22:07 | 0:22:08 | |
BABY CRIES | 0:22:17 | 0:22:19 | |
Shouldn't you check on her? | 0:22:19 | 0:22:21 | |
Nah, Mum says you need to leave babies to cry | 0:22:21 | 0:22:24 | |
or they'll think they can call the shots. | 0:22:24 | 0:22:26 | |
MESSAGE ALERT | 0:22:26 | 0:22:27 | |
Oh, come and see! | 0:22:27 | 0:22:29 | |
What? | 0:22:29 | 0:22:31 | |
Ryan Morris just liked it! | 0:22:31 | 0:22:32 | |
He's never liked any of my photos before! | 0:22:32 | 0:22:34 | |
-Who's Ryan Morris? -Year 11. | 0:22:34 | 0:22:36 | |
His brother was almost on Love Island but he lost his passport. | 0:22:36 | 0:22:39 | |
And he's put heart eyes! | 0:22:39 | 0:22:41 | |
You've made me look beautiful. | 0:22:41 | 0:22:44 | |
What's that... | 0:22:44 | 0:22:46 | |
Oh! | 0:22:47 | 0:22:48 | |
Bernie! | 0:22:50 | 0:22:51 | |
Oh. | 0:22:57 | 0:22:58 | |
Drink? | 0:23:03 | 0:23:05 | |
No. | 0:23:05 | 0:23:06 | |
I just came to give you... | 0:23:06 | 0:23:08 | |
..this. | 0:23:09 | 0:23:10 | |
That is the most you'll ever get from me. | 0:23:10 | 0:23:13 | |
You what? | 0:23:15 | 0:23:17 | |
You had me going, I phoned my accountant after you left, | 0:23:17 | 0:23:20 | |
even thought about ways to raise it, but then it struck me, | 0:23:20 | 0:23:24 | |
what would happen once I gave you all that cash? | 0:23:24 | 0:23:27 | |
Listen, mate, I... | 0:23:29 | 0:23:30 | |
No, don't "Mate!"... | 0:23:30 | 0:23:31 | |
..me. | 0:23:32 | 0:23:34 | |
You'd have run back to Phil and Maguire, telling them | 0:23:34 | 0:23:36 | |
that I had all this loose cash. | 0:23:36 | 0:23:38 | |
It must have been from the heist! | 0:23:38 | 0:23:39 | |
What are you talking about? | 0:23:41 | 0:23:42 | |
How could you set me up like that? | 0:23:46 | 0:23:47 | |
You're off your nut, you, ain't you? | 0:23:49 | 0:23:51 | |
DOOR SLAMS | 0:23:51 | 0:23:52 | |
Mick? | 0:23:56 | 0:23:57 | |
Mick! | 0:24:00 | 0:24:01 | |
This is about the money, isn't it? | 0:24:03 | 0:24:05 | |
There is no money! One o'clock tomorrow we lose everything! | 0:24:06 | 0:24:09 | |
Do you fancy me? | 0:24:17 | 0:24:19 | |
Erm... | 0:24:19 | 0:24:20 | |
-..well, I'm here, ain't I? -I knew it. | 0:24:22 | 0:24:24 | |
Look, I feel like we've known each other for ages. | 0:24:27 | 0:24:29 | |
And I know it might feel like I'm rushing things | 0:24:29 | 0:24:33 | |
but what I want to say is... | 0:24:33 | 0:24:35 | |
..Whitney, will you... | 0:24:36 | 0:24:38 | |
-Are you serious? -..be my... | 0:24:38 | 0:24:40 | |
-I'm not marrying you! -No, no. I'm not proposing. | 0:24:40 | 0:24:44 | |
I just want you to be my girlfriend. | 0:24:44 | 0:24:45 | |
-As if! -Whit? | 0:24:45 | 0:24:48 | |
Whit? | 0:24:48 | 0:24:49 | |
Whit? Whit, come back! | 0:24:53 | 0:24:55 | |
You nearly killed him! | 0:24:58 | 0:25:00 | |
-How's this my fault? -It's nobody's fault. It's just my condition. | 0:25:00 | 0:25:02 | |
You don't take responsibility for anything, do you? | 0:25:02 | 0:25:05 | |
You're the one who's unreasonable! | 0:25:05 | 0:25:06 | |
Surprised you ain't saying you was off your meds when you slept | 0:25:06 | 0:25:09 | |
-with Branning - that's what you normally say! -Guys... | 0:25:09 | 0:25:11 | |
It's got nothing to do with Max! It's you taking my kids. | 0:25:11 | 0:25:13 | |
I've not taken the kids anywhere! This is their home! | 0:25:13 | 0:25:15 | |
Shut up! Both of you just shut up! | 0:25:15 | 0:25:18 | |
You need to stop this. Can't you see what you're doing to each other? | 0:25:18 | 0:25:21 | |
Just don't tell me mother or any of the others. | 0:25:25 | 0:25:28 | |
-I'll tell them when I'm ready. -Yeah, course. | 0:25:28 | 0:25:30 | |
Just give me five minutes. | 0:25:32 | 0:25:34 | |
Watford's not that bad. | 0:25:34 | 0:25:36 | |
Oh, is he having you over again, is he, Colin? | 0:25:42 | 0:25:45 | |
Oh, he certainly is. | 0:25:45 | 0:25:46 | |
Certainly is. | 0:25:46 | 0:25:47 | |
You want another booze? | 0:25:47 | 0:25:49 | |
Oh, yes, please, that would be magic, thank you very much. | 0:25:49 | 0:25:53 |