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I think you'll find that's check, pal. | 0:00:37 | 0:00:39 | |
It's not checkmate. | 0:00:39 | 0:00:40 | |
Shh! I'm trying to think! | 0:00:40 | 0:00:42 | |
-You could still move. -I know, I know. | 0:00:42 | 0:00:44 | |
Watch this. | 0:00:46 | 0:00:48 | |
What are you doing?! | 0:00:54 | 0:00:55 | |
Well, it's a special bomb attack, innit? | 0:00:55 | 0:00:57 | |
You can't do that. | 0:00:57 | 0:00:58 | |
Well, it's fine, he did that last time. | 0:00:58 | 0:01:00 | |
Pawns don't do much anyway. | 0:01:00 | 0:01:02 | |
It's the big guns I look after. | 0:01:02 | 0:01:04 | |
-You put money on this? -Yeah. | 0:01:04 | 0:01:05 | |
He's mugging you right off. | 0:01:05 | 0:01:07 | |
Do you even know what pawns do? | 0:01:07 | 0:01:09 | |
They're like infantry. | 0:01:09 | 0:01:11 | |
Stormtroopers. | 0:01:11 | 0:01:12 | |
Always the first into battle. | 0:01:12 | 0:01:15 | |
Make it to the end of the board | 0:01:15 | 0:01:16 | |
and that's when they have a better chance of taking out the king. | 0:01:16 | 0:01:19 | |
See, I told you the king was the boss man. | 0:01:19 | 0:01:21 | |
He's the one that needs protecting. | 0:01:21 | 0:01:23 | |
Don't mean he goes round chucking bombs! | 0:01:23 | 0:01:25 | |
PHONE RINGS | 0:01:25 | 0:01:26 | |
It's the queen you want to watch out for. | 0:01:26 | 0:01:28 | |
She can go any direction, any distance. | 0:01:28 | 0:01:30 | |
Well, if she's that powerful, | 0:01:30 | 0:01:32 | |
she'd be the one you ought to take out first. | 0:01:32 | 0:01:34 | |
Er, what are you doin'? | 0:01:36 | 0:01:37 | |
Teaching him properly. | 0:01:37 | 0:01:39 | |
Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait! | 0:01:39 | 0:01:40 | |
So that invisibility cloak weren't a real move? | 0:01:40 | 0:01:43 | |
Oi, you owe me a fiver. | 0:01:43 | 0:01:44 | |
So I forgot some of the rules. | 0:01:44 | 0:01:46 | |
But I got the basics, didn't I? | 0:01:46 | 0:01:47 | |
The knight takes people out from the sides. | 0:01:47 | 0:01:49 | |
-Just like me and Bronson, riding into battle. -You wish. | 0:01:49 | 0:01:52 | |
And who are you? The badass queen? | 0:01:52 | 0:01:55 | |
No, I'm just a pawn. | 0:01:55 | 0:01:57 | |
One that don't make it down the other end of the board. | 0:01:57 | 0:01:59 | |
Fancy a game? | 0:01:59 | 0:02:01 | |
Well, soon as he gives my money back. | 0:02:01 | 0:02:03 | |
Oi, what are you doing?! Come here, come here! | 0:02:03 | 0:02:07 | |
Here, Keegan! Keegan, come here! | 0:02:07 | 0:02:09 | |
Oi! | 0:02:09 | 0:02:10 | |
-Sorry. -Don't mind me! | 0:02:10 | 0:02:12 | |
I wouldn't say no. Quality, that is. | 0:02:13 | 0:02:15 | |
Do me a favour, leave him alone. | 0:02:15 | 0:02:17 | |
Ain't you supposed to be knee deep in kids? | 0:02:17 | 0:02:19 | |
Er, let me just see if that's any of your business. | 0:02:19 | 0:02:21 | |
-Nope. -Suit yourself. | 0:02:21 | 0:02:23 | |
Don't suppose you know anywhere decent round here | 0:02:23 | 0:02:25 | |
-to get your nails done, do ya? -Yeah, I do, actually. | 0:02:25 | 0:02:27 | |
Just down there, turn left and get lost. | 0:02:27 | 0:02:29 | |
-You ain't funny. -I ain't joking. Leave me alone. | 0:02:29 | 0:02:33 | |
So what's he like, then, your old man? | 0:02:33 | 0:02:35 | |
None of your business. | 0:02:35 | 0:02:37 | |
He just might be. | 0:02:37 | 0:02:38 | |
Are we just going to let this happen right under our nose? | 0:02:50 | 0:02:52 | |
Aidan was just chancing his arm while we were away. | 0:02:52 | 0:02:55 | |
That's the last of it. | 0:02:55 | 0:02:56 | |
That's the last dregs. | 0:02:56 | 0:02:58 | |
Well, he don't look like the last of it. | 0:03:00 | 0:03:03 | |
Well, it's proving to be a persistent problem. | 0:03:03 | 0:03:05 | |
No. I want someone out here to look at it. | 0:03:07 | 0:03:09 | |
Today. | 0:03:09 | 0:03:11 | |
Oi! Have you ever been to Walford? | 0:03:11 | 0:03:14 | |
Because I will have a mob with pitchforks | 0:03:14 | 0:03:16 | |
and flaming torches outside if you don't shut that alarm up. | 0:03:16 | 0:03:20 | |
Yes, I'll hold. | 0:03:22 | 0:03:23 | |
I didn't know you were here. Why weren't you in school? | 0:03:23 | 0:03:26 | |
-Free period. -You're 15, you don't get free periods. | 0:03:26 | 0:03:28 | |
Things have changed since the '50s. | 0:03:28 | 0:03:30 | |
There's no more blackboards any more either. | 0:03:30 | 0:03:32 | |
This afternoon, double maths. Liar. | 0:03:32 | 0:03:34 | |
Two-week timetable, independent study. Stalker. | 0:03:34 | 0:03:37 | |
You can't just pick and choose which bits of school you like. | 0:03:37 | 0:03:40 | |
Maths is important. | 0:03:40 | 0:03:41 | |
Name me one time you've had to use Pythagoras theory in actual life. | 0:03:41 | 0:03:45 | |
Now you're just being obtuse. | 0:03:45 | 0:03:46 | |
A triangle joke, really? | 0:03:48 | 0:03:50 | |
Problem? | 0:03:53 | 0:03:55 | |
Not for much longer. | 0:03:55 | 0:03:56 | |
You're taking on too much. | 0:03:56 | 0:03:58 | |
Try leaving me to my own devices, I'm pretty self-sufficient. | 0:03:58 | 0:04:00 | |
I am quite capable of running a club | 0:04:00 | 0:04:02 | |
and being an overbearing mother, thank you. | 0:04:02 | 0:04:04 | |
Yes, I'm still here. | 0:04:06 | 0:04:08 | |
Four hours?! | 0:04:09 | 0:04:12 | |
I'll leave you to it then, oh, great, capable one. | 0:04:12 | 0:04:15 | |
-CAL: -Take your head off. | 0:04:19 | 0:04:21 | |
Don't mind me, fella, crack on. | 0:04:25 | 0:04:27 | |
Thought we made things clear, Grandad. | 0:04:30 | 0:04:33 | |
You'll be seeing a lot more of me. | 0:04:33 | 0:04:35 | |
-I remember the last time you made cakes. -They were brownies. | 0:04:39 | 0:04:42 | |
And before you say anything, it was Babe's recipe, all right? | 0:04:42 | 0:04:45 | |
I ain't exactly going to give space cakes to a newborn, am I? | 0:04:45 | 0:04:47 | |
You can't give any cakes to a newborn, Tina. | 0:04:47 | 0:04:50 | |
Yeah, all right, it is for Georgie, OK? | 0:04:50 | 0:04:52 | |
I just thought I'd go and stay there for a couple of days. | 0:04:52 | 0:04:54 | |
You know, make a bit of an effort. | 0:04:54 | 0:04:56 | |
So things went well, then? | 0:04:59 | 0:05:00 | |
He's small fry, he's just a geezer, serving up in the khazi. | 0:05:00 | 0:05:04 | |
-Happens everywhere. -Oh, what, you're just going to bend over, Mick? | 0:05:04 | 0:05:07 | |
We haven't turned into a crack den just yet, have we, Mother? | 0:05:07 | 0:05:10 | |
You need to sort it. | 0:05:10 | 0:05:11 | |
It's gonna hit the fan. | 0:05:11 | 0:05:12 | |
TINA LAUGHS | 0:05:15 | 0:05:17 | |
Afternoon. | 0:05:23 | 0:05:24 | |
Look, I'm really sorry about the chess set, Mr Murray. | 0:05:27 | 0:05:31 | |
And about my mum. | 0:05:31 | 0:05:33 | |
And my brother. | 0:05:33 | 0:05:34 | |
I told 'em you weren't some dirty old man. Honest. | 0:05:34 | 0:05:37 | |
Right, well, better get some food. | 0:05:39 | 0:05:42 | |
Allotments, 5.30. | 0:05:42 | 0:05:45 | |
Be there. | 0:05:46 | 0:05:47 | |
ALARM BLARES | 0:05:50 | 0:05:52 | |
You got your door wide open, the alarm's going off. | 0:05:52 | 0:05:54 | |
I mean, it's the ex-copper in me, | 0:05:54 | 0:05:56 | |
but I could never resist a damsel in distress. | 0:05:56 | 0:05:58 | |
Well, I'll let you know if I see one. | 0:05:58 | 0:06:00 | |
-CHUCKLING: -Well, look, I can help if you like? | 0:06:00 | 0:06:02 | |
It's being sorted. | 0:06:02 | 0:06:04 | |
Well, I used to run this place, back in the day. | 0:06:04 | 0:06:06 | |
-So did I. -Oh, did ya? | 0:06:06 | 0:06:07 | |
And thanks, but I'm not sure that I want an ex-copper on the payroll. | 0:06:07 | 0:06:10 | |
It's the ex-con in me. | 0:06:10 | 0:06:12 | |
CLATTER | 0:06:12 | 0:06:13 | |
What, you got visitors? | 0:06:15 | 0:06:16 | |
Not that I'm aware of. | 0:06:16 | 0:06:18 | |
Oh, go on, then, my knight in shining armour, | 0:06:18 | 0:06:21 | |
I suppose I could do with the muscle. | 0:06:21 | 0:06:24 | |
KNOCK ON DOOR | 0:06:24 | 0:06:25 | |
All right, love? | 0:06:31 | 0:06:32 | |
You've barely touched your sandwich. | 0:06:35 | 0:06:36 | |
I weren't hungry. | 0:06:36 | 0:06:38 | |
You ain't anorexic, are ya? | 0:06:38 | 0:06:39 | |
Only asking! | 0:06:40 | 0:06:42 | |
Well, don't. | 0:06:42 | 0:06:43 | |
I get it. | 0:06:43 | 0:06:44 | |
Painters are in. Got mine this morning too. | 0:06:44 | 0:06:47 | |
Mum, please shut up. | 0:06:47 | 0:06:48 | |
It's weird, innit? How women sync up when they live together. | 0:06:48 | 0:06:51 | |
It's not. It's a survival thing. | 0:06:51 | 0:06:54 | |
You what? | 0:06:54 | 0:06:55 | |
It's so a male can't single out a female in a pack of animals | 0:06:55 | 0:06:58 | |
just cos they're in heat. I watched it on telly. | 0:06:58 | 0:07:00 | |
Couldn't find the remote, eh? | 0:07:00 | 0:07:02 | |
Well, I guess every day's a school day and all that. | 0:07:02 | 0:07:05 | |
Where are you going? | 0:07:05 | 0:07:06 | |
Out. And by myself, before you ask. | 0:07:06 | 0:07:08 | |
You shouldn't be hanging around by yourself. | 0:07:08 | 0:07:10 | |
It ain't healthy, love. | 0:07:10 | 0:07:11 | |
Well, what if I like my own company? | 0:07:11 | 0:07:13 | |
I saw them two girls today. | 0:07:13 | 0:07:15 | |
You know, the ginger one and the one with the really annoying mother. | 0:07:15 | 0:07:18 | |
Asked them if they didn't mind a tag-along. | 0:07:18 | 0:07:21 | |
Bex Fowler? Why would I hang around with her? | 0:07:21 | 0:07:23 | |
Erm, Bernadette... | 0:07:23 | 0:07:25 | |
My mum ain't that annoying. | 0:07:25 | 0:07:27 | |
She is pretty irritating, to be fair. | 0:07:27 | 0:07:29 | |
Right, I'll leave you girls to it. | 0:07:29 | 0:07:31 | |
And if you decide to have a drink tonight, | 0:07:31 | 0:07:33 | |
make sure she stays off the cider. | 0:07:33 | 0:07:35 | |
It's a Taylor thing, never could handle the scrumpy. | 0:07:35 | 0:07:38 | |
If L finds out, she'll ring the old bill. | 0:07:46 | 0:07:48 | |
Maybe that's not such a bad idea. | 0:07:48 | 0:07:50 | |
You want to rat out the maniac? | 0:07:50 | 0:07:51 | |
No, we keep our heads down, we don't let it spiral out of control. | 0:07:51 | 0:07:55 | |
That should be our family motto. | 0:07:55 | 0:07:57 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:07:57 | 0:08:00 | |
What do you reckon, Jay? What, you reckon they're on it or what? | 0:08:00 | 0:08:03 | |
Yeah. | 0:08:03 | 0:08:04 | |
That ain't just drink, though. | 0:08:05 | 0:08:08 | |
-By the end of the week, we are going to be earning... -All right, boys. | 0:08:10 | 0:08:13 | |
Yeah, all good. Thank you. | 0:08:13 | 0:08:15 | |
Lovely, lovely. | 0:08:15 | 0:08:17 | |
I think you need to wipe your hooter. | 0:08:17 | 0:08:19 | |
Now, I'm not usually one to cast aspersion, | 0:08:19 | 0:08:23 | |
and I don't really care what you whack up your toffee noses. | 0:08:23 | 0:08:26 | |
What I do care about is my reputation. | 0:08:26 | 0:08:28 | |
Now, no matter what you find in that khazi, this is a family pub. | 0:08:28 | 0:08:33 | |
I'm a family man. | 0:08:33 | 0:08:34 | |
I'm going to give you ten seconds to drink your drinks | 0:08:34 | 0:08:37 | |
and get out of this pub lively. | 0:08:37 | 0:08:39 | |
Come on, fellas, we don't need this. | 0:08:39 | 0:08:41 | |
That Walford gear. 50% rat poison, 50% talcum powder. | 0:08:52 | 0:08:56 | |
Them idiots'll buy that, definitely. | 0:08:56 | 0:08:58 | |
Apparently, his mum was married to Ian Beale. | 0:09:07 | 0:09:10 | |
-Who hasn't? -I know, right? | 0:09:10 | 0:09:12 | |
DOORBELL RINGS | 0:09:12 | 0:09:13 | |
-I'll get it. -No, that'll be Louise. | 0:09:13 | 0:09:16 | |
Nice try, though. | 0:09:17 | 0:09:19 | |
Don't talk much, do ya? | 0:09:22 | 0:09:24 | |
It's hard to get a word in. Didn't know you two were close. | 0:09:24 | 0:09:26 | |
She's my cousin. | 0:09:26 | 0:09:28 | |
Her annoying mum is my annoying aunt. | 0:09:28 | 0:09:30 | |
And if it weren't for my annoying sister, I wouldn't be here either. | 0:09:30 | 0:09:34 | |
I am so glad you're here. | 0:09:38 | 0:09:40 | |
Your mum told Sharon everything. | 0:09:40 | 0:09:42 | |
Everything about what? | 0:09:42 | 0:09:44 | |
That old paedo who lives underneath you. | 0:09:44 | 0:09:46 | |
Look, I know these things can be really hard to talk about, | 0:09:46 | 0:09:49 | |
so, if you want, you can just point to the doll if it's easier? | 0:09:49 | 0:09:53 | |
Teen... | 0:10:02 | 0:10:03 | |
ALARM BLARES | 0:10:25 | 0:10:27 | |
Right, it looks like the coast is clear. | 0:10:27 | 0:10:29 | |
Must be on some kind of timer. | 0:10:29 | 0:10:30 | |
It would help if the instructions weren't in Chinese. | 0:10:30 | 0:10:33 | |
Well, let me have a look. | 0:10:33 | 0:10:34 | |
I've got a similar system to this one on my other properties. | 0:10:34 | 0:10:37 | |
Nightclub owner to property magnate. | 0:10:37 | 0:10:38 | |
Am I meant to be impressed? | 0:10:38 | 0:10:40 | |
Well, you know what they say about humble beginnings. | 0:10:40 | 0:10:43 | |
Yeah, you wouldn't say that to the last woman who ran this place. | 0:10:43 | 0:10:46 | |
Nah, no, you wouldn't. | 0:10:46 | 0:10:47 | |
Heard she drowned on her wedding day. | 0:10:47 | 0:10:49 | |
Talk about getting cold feet. | 0:10:49 | 0:10:51 | |
It was our wedding day. | 0:10:53 | 0:10:55 | |
Haven't you got a stiff to embalm? | 0:10:57 | 0:10:59 | |
There's only one stiff of mine that needs embalming, Shirl, me girl. | 0:11:00 | 0:11:04 | |
Half day today. | 0:11:05 | 0:11:07 | |
That's the beauty of the stiffs, see, | 0:11:07 | 0:11:08 | |
they tend to stay where you leave 'em. Know what I mean? | 0:11:08 | 0:11:11 | |
If it's the Columbian marching powder you're after, | 0:11:18 | 0:11:21 | |
he's in the gents. | 0:11:21 | 0:11:22 | |
Wait! Wait, just sit. Please? | 0:11:33 | 0:11:35 | |
He's really got his claws into you. | 0:11:36 | 0:11:38 | |
All right, slow down, Jeremy Kyle. She might be telling the truth. | 0:11:38 | 0:11:41 | |
I am! I'm meant to be meeting him later, he's teaching me chess! | 0:11:41 | 0:11:44 | |
-This is classic grooming, girls. -I need to go, I'm going to be late. | 0:11:44 | 0:11:47 | |
We kind of told your mum that we'd keep an eye on you. | 0:11:47 | 0:11:49 | |
Yeah, she tried to bribe us with cigarettes. | 0:11:49 | 0:11:51 | |
Why is everyone treating me like I'm some kind of kid? | 0:11:51 | 0:11:54 | |
Where are you going? | 0:11:55 | 0:11:57 | |
To the toilet. | 0:11:57 | 0:11:58 | |
Why, do I need your permission to go there an' all? | 0:11:58 | 0:12:01 | |
Quality bit of gear, that. | 0:12:11 | 0:12:12 | |
You won't know whether you're coming up, coming down | 0:12:12 | 0:12:14 | |
or just off your nut. All right? | 0:12:14 | 0:12:16 | |
So you think this plan of yours is going to work, do ya, Pablo Escobar? | 0:12:21 | 0:12:24 | |
Well, I don't see you coming up with any better ideas. | 0:12:24 | 0:12:26 | |
Well, here's one, talk to him. Tell him you're not having it. | 0:12:26 | 0:12:29 | |
You have met him, in't ya? | 0:12:29 | 0:12:31 | |
Just be straight with him, instead of telling him stories. | 0:12:31 | 0:12:34 | |
Trust me, this'll work. | 0:12:34 | 0:12:35 | |
And you think Big Mr Jim O'Leary is just gonna shrug his shoulders | 0:12:37 | 0:12:40 | |
and admit defeat, do you? | 0:12:40 | 0:12:41 | |
What is it with all these gangster references? | 0:12:41 | 0:12:43 | |
I watched a documentary. | 0:12:43 | 0:12:45 | |
Lovely. | 0:12:45 | 0:12:46 | |
You told me to sort it, so I'm sorting it. | 0:12:46 | 0:12:48 | |
And I'm sorting it my way. | 0:12:48 | 0:12:49 | |
Whit, I'm back! | 0:12:53 | 0:12:55 | |
You all right? | 0:12:57 | 0:12:58 | |
Yeah. Are the kids behaving? | 0:12:58 | 0:12:59 | |
Yeah, good as gold. | 0:12:59 | 0:13:01 | |
Everything all right? | 0:13:02 | 0:13:04 | |
Martin's solicitor. | 0:13:04 | 0:13:05 | |
I thought you'd put a stop to that. | 0:13:05 | 0:13:07 | |
Yeah, so did I. | 0:13:07 | 0:13:08 | |
Oi! | 0:13:23 | 0:13:24 | |
What's this, citizen's arrest? | 0:13:27 | 0:13:29 | |
I'm not having you serving up to bin lids. | 0:13:29 | 0:13:31 | |
Yeah? The boss won't be happy. | 0:13:31 | 0:13:33 | |
I don't care what he says. | 0:13:33 | 0:13:34 | |
Get out, go on, get out. | 0:13:34 | 0:13:37 | |
Aidan. | 0:13:46 | 0:13:48 | |
I think it's about time me and you had a little chat, don't you? | 0:13:48 | 0:13:51 | |
You were a tad condescending. | 0:13:51 | 0:13:53 | |
Maybe it's what she needs. | 0:13:56 | 0:13:58 | |
You never listened to me about Mr Price. | 0:13:58 | 0:14:00 | |
SHE GROANS | 0:14:00 | 0:14:02 | |
She could do with the friends, I guess. | 0:14:02 | 0:14:04 | |
Exactly. Look, consider this community service. | 0:14:04 | 0:14:07 | |
She does your head in, don't she? | 0:14:10 | 0:14:12 | |
You'd never guess her mum's in the loony bin, her dad's an ex-con | 0:14:12 | 0:14:15 | |
and her gay brother knocked up her cousin, would ya? | 0:14:15 | 0:14:18 | |
Think she means well. | 0:14:18 | 0:14:19 | |
No. She wants to look like she means well. | 0:14:19 | 0:14:21 | |
There's a difference. | 0:14:21 | 0:14:24 | |
Why is it so hard to believe that me and Ted are just friends? | 0:14:24 | 0:14:27 | |
Cos he's a bloke. | 0:14:27 | 0:14:29 | |
And not all blokes are psychos or murderers, you know. | 0:14:29 | 0:14:31 | |
Well, you clearly ain't lived on the Square long enough, then, have you? | 0:14:31 | 0:14:35 | |
-I believe you. -Really? | 0:14:36 | 0:14:38 | |
Why not? And you know what else? | 0:14:38 | 0:14:41 | |
I'm gonna get you out of here. | 0:14:41 | 0:14:43 | |
Must be hard for you. | 0:14:47 | 0:14:49 | |
You get used to it. | 0:14:49 | 0:14:51 | |
-Being surrounded by ghosts. -I'll drink to that. | 0:14:51 | 0:14:53 | |
The Phoenix? Rising from the ashes, are you? | 0:14:58 | 0:15:02 | |
Yeah, well, I'm not turning everything into them. | 0:15:02 | 0:15:05 | |
Do you think it's a bit pretentious? | 0:15:06 | 0:15:09 | |
No, no, I like it. | 0:15:10 | 0:15:13 | |
No problem putting your own stamp on things, is there? | 0:15:13 | 0:15:15 | |
Right, I should get going. I hope you get things sorted out. | 0:15:17 | 0:15:20 | |
After waiting four hours for a 300 quid call-out, | 0:15:20 | 0:15:23 | |
I am expecting them to take me for dinner afterwards. | 0:15:23 | 0:15:25 | |
-300 quid? -Yeah. | 0:15:25 | 0:15:27 | |
Well, they saw you coming, didn't they? | 0:15:27 | 0:15:28 | |
Oh, don't tell me. You can do it for cheaper? | 0:15:28 | 0:15:31 | |
HE SCOFFS | 0:15:31 | 0:15:32 | |
I could do it for a tonne. | 0:15:32 | 0:15:34 | |
And another drink when I'm done. | 0:15:34 | 0:15:35 | |
Well, I can hardly say no to a widower, can I? You're on. | 0:15:37 | 0:15:39 | |
Cheers, mate. See you in a bit. | 0:15:41 | 0:15:43 | |
-Oh, here we go. -Yeah, here we go. | 0:15:45 | 0:15:47 | |
What the hell is this rubbish coming through my front door? | 0:15:47 | 0:15:50 | |
Well, they must have already sent it. | 0:15:52 | 0:15:54 | |
Stace, come on, be reasonable. | 0:15:54 | 0:15:56 | |
Hang on a minute. | 0:15:56 | 0:15:57 | |
You filed for divorce, you snuck into my house, | 0:15:57 | 0:16:00 | |
hacked into my computer and I'm the one who's unreasonable? | 0:16:00 | 0:16:02 | |
I promise you, I rang 'em straight away, I told 'em to stop everything. | 0:16:02 | 0:16:05 | |
Well, it clearly didn't work, did it? | 0:16:05 | 0:16:07 | |
Right, well, I'll sort it, I swear. | 0:16:07 | 0:16:09 | |
Bye, then. | 0:16:14 | 0:16:16 | |
You're looking well, Michael. | 0:16:22 | 0:16:24 | |
New moisturiser, takes years off you. | 0:16:25 | 0:16:29 | |
I'll have to take your word for that. | 0:16:29 | 0:16:31 | |
Never worked for me. | 0:16:32 | 0:16:35 | |
You know, my dad loved the arrows. | 0:16:35 | 0:16:37 | |
Used to say double top was his forte. | 0:16:37 | 0:16:39 | |
Yeah, I remember, used to teach me as a lad. | 0:16:42 | 0:16:47 | |
Yeah, I can see it now, father and son, applying for Bullseye. | 0:16:47 | 0:16:51 | |
People used to say we were very similar, you know. | 0:16:51 | 0:16:54 | |
Prison, the temper, the violence. | 0:16:54 | 0:16:59 | |
There was one way we did differ. | 0:16:59 | 0:17:01 | |
I always hit me mark. | 0:17:04 | 0:17:06 | |
Just follow my lead, yeah? | 0:17:09 | 0:17:12 | |
And three, two, one... | 0:17:12 | 0:17:15 | |
-Are you all right? -Yeah, just off to get a bit of fresh air. | 0:17:15 | 0:17:18 | |
Be right back, won't we? | 0:17:18 | 0:17:19 | |
But we promised Karen... | 0:17:19 | 0:17:20 | |
Yeah, and I'm still with her, aren't I? | 0:17:20 | 0:17:22 | |
-We ain't gonna be long. -Why don't we come with you? | 0:17:22 | 0:17:24 | |
Because we need a bit of fresh air, not hot air, all right? | 0:17:24 | 0:17:26 | |
-Just give the girl a bit of space a minute, woman! -I'm fine, really. | 0:17:26 | 0:17:29 | |
We're just going to go get some munch, then we're gonna come back | 0:17:29 | 0:17:33 | |
and listen to Bex play her lovely guitar, | 0:17:33 | 0:17:34 | |
-that's what you wanted, innit, Bernie? -Yeah... | 0:17:34 | 0:17:37 | |
-Sounds great. -Oh! | 0:17:37 | 0:17:38 | |
I'll just go get it, then. | 0:17:38 | 0:17:40 | |
Now look what you've done! | 0:17:43 | 0:17:44 | |
Bex, I thought the strings were broken. | 0:17:45 | 0:17:49 | |
We crushed it. You're free. | 0:17:49 | 0:17:51 | |
What about my mum? | 0:17:51 | 0:17:53 | |
If she asks anything, I'll just say I was with you all day. | 0:17:53 | 0:17:55 | |
Why are you helping me? Is this a trick or something? | 0:17:55 | 0:17:58 | |
No, it ain't a trick. | 0:17:58 | 0:17:59 | |
I'd just... I'd rather help out someone I actually like, | 0:17:59 | 0:18:02 | |
than sit and hang out with discount Mean Girls. | 0:18:02 | 0:18:05 | |
Still, don't know why you'd want to sit and play board games | 0:18:05 | 0:18:07 | |
with some old man, but, you know, whatever bloats your goat. | 0:18:07 | 0:18:10 | |
Thanks. | 0:18:10 | 0:18:12 | |
Well, as long as he definitely ain't a paedo. | 0:18:12 | 0:18:14 | |
He definitely ain't a paedo. | 0:18:14 | 0:18:16 | |
I'm going to be late. | 0:18:18 | 0:18:19 | |
Then go! | 0:18:19 | 0:18:20 | |
All right, watch the hair. | 0:18:26 | 0:18:27 | |
There are just certain things I can't turn a blind eye to, | 0:18:27 | 0:18:30 | |
drugs being one of them. | 0:18:30 | 0:18:32 | |
There was a punter in here the other day, he was just a kid. | 0:18:33 | 0:18:37 | |
I can't say yes to that. | 0:18:37 | 0:18:39 | |
I hear you. | 0:18:39 | 0:18:40 | |
-Really? -Yeah. | 0:18:42 | 0:18:43 | |
You're very fond of this place, aren't you? | 0:18:43 | 0:18:46 | |
It's my home. | 0:18:46 | 0:18:47 | |
Yeah, all that trouble with Linda. | 0:18:48 | 0:18:51 | |
She's a great girl. | 0:18:51 | 0:18:52 | |
She's the best, you know, but... | 0:18:52 | 0:18:54 | |
..if she finds out, you know, she can be quite irrational, | 0:18:55 | 0:18:59 | |
if you know what I mean... | 0:18:59 | 0:19:00 | |
Yeah, I think I understand. | 0:19:00 | 0:19:02 | |
Woman scorned and all that. | 0:19:02 | 0:19:04 | |
But she didn't get on her hobby horse | 0:19:04 | 0:19:06 | |
when she accepted stolen money for this place, now, did she? | 0:19:06 | 0:19:10 | |
What are you talking about? | 0:19:11 | 0:19:13 | |
You know what I'm talking about. | 0:19:13 | 0:19:15 | |
You know exactly who took my money. | 0:19:15 | 0:19:18 | |
I told you. | 0:19:19 | 0:19:21 | |
Fi Browning let us have the Vic back. | 0:19:21 | 0:19:24 | |
You know, it breaks my heart when you lie to me, | 0:19:25 | 0:19:28 | |
Michael, it really does. | 0:19:28 | 0:19:30 | |
Now, I may not have the proof yet, but I will. | 0:19:30 | 0:19:32 | |
And, in the meantime, you will repay me every single penny, | 0:19:32 | 0:19:37 | |
in any manner I see fit. | 0:19:37 | 0:19:40 | |
Am I making myself clear, son? | 0:19:40 | 0:19:42 | |
This isn't just my business. It's my home. | 0:19:42 | 0:19:46 | |
I dare say Vincent felt the same way about The Albert. | 0:19:46 | 0:19:49 | |
Didn't stop me taking it. | 0:19:49 | 0:19:51 | |
Look, it's simple. | 0:19:52 | 0:19:54 | |
Put an out-of-order sign over the toilet. | 0:19:54 | 0:19:56 | |
Keep your mouth shut. | 0:19:56 | 0:19:59 | |
No more bags of flour. | 0:19:59 | 0:20:00 | |
I think...I'm going to enjoy working here. | 0:20:02 | 0:20:07 | |
-How are you getting on? -Yeah, nearly there. | 0:20:17 | 0:20:19 | |
Looks it. | 0:20:19 | 0:20:21 | |
Well, as far as I can see, nothing wrong with that alarm. | 0:20:21 | 0:20:25 | |
You must have a real ghost here. | 0:20:25 | 0:20:27 | |
And you know what they say about that, don't you? Slippery slope. | 0:20:27 | 0:20:30 | |
Yeah, I found it behind the bar earlier. | 0:20:30 | 0:20:33 | |
But I haven't even opened my stock yet. | 0:20:33 | 0:20:35 | |
Well, it sounds to me you need to get some CCTV put in here. | 0:20:35 | 0:20:39 | |
Do you mind if I have a drop of this, this apple juice? | 0:20:39 | 0:20:41 | |
Yeah, go ahead. | 0:20:41 | 0:20:42 | |
What, so, it happens the same time every morning, like clockwork? | 0:20:42 | 0:20:45 | |
Yeah, around 8.00. | 0:20:45 | 0:20:47 | |
Well, maybe it's not broken. Maybe it's just doing its job. | 0:20:47 | 0:20:50 | |
Did you say apple juice? No! Don't drink that! | 0:20:53 | 0:20:55 | |
Oh, that is disgusting! | 0:20:55 | 0:20:56 | |
-Ew! -Ow! | 0:20:56 | 0:20:58 | |
Right, stand back. Right, I'm armed. | 0:20:58 | 0:21:00 | |
Out. | 0:21:00 | 0:21:01 | |
Now. | 0:21:01 | 0:21:02 | |
JACK SIGHS | 0:21:09 | 0:21:11 | |
Ted? | 0:21:14 | 0:21:15 | |
Great(!) | 0:21:17 | 0:21:18 | |
What time do you call this? | 0:21:22 | 0:21:24 | |
-CHUCKLING: -It doesn't matter. | 0:21:25 | 0:21:27 | |
It's your move. | 0:21:31 | 0:21:32 | |
Well, I was walking past and I see that the door was open, | 0:21:34 | 0:21:36 | |
so I thought I better come in, you know, | 0:21:36 | 0:21:38 | |
check that you weren't being robbed. | 0:21:38 | 0:21:39 | |
Anyway, I must have knocked myself out, you know, | 0:21:39 | 0:21:42 | |
when I was looking under your desk. | 0:21:42 | 0:21:44 | |
With a sleeping bag? | 0:21:44 | 0:21:45 | |
All right, look, I just needed somewhere to get me head down, OK? | 0:21:48 | 0:21:51 | |
I'll pay you back for the booze. | 0:21:51 | 0:21:52 | |
Billy, it's pretty grim. | 0:21:52 | 0:21:54 | |
I didn't want to set off the alarms once I got in here. | 0:21:54 | 0:21:57 | |
If I was you, I'd call the police. | 0:21:57 | 0:21:58 | |
Give 'em my name, they'll bump you up the list. | 0:21:58 | 0:22:00 | |
Oh, that's nice, innit? | 0:22:00 | 0:22:01 | |
Kick a man while he's down. | 0:22:01 | 0:22:03 | |
I will not be calling the police. | 0:22:03 | 0:22:06 | |
Maybe some other time. | 0:22:06 | 0:22:08 | |
And what about my fee? | 0:22:08 | 0:22:09 | |
What, for telling me that it's not broken? | 0:22:09 | 0:22:12 | |
Here. | 0:22:12 | 0:22:14 | |
Call me. | 0:22:14 | 0:22:15 | |
Right, so we've got breaking and entering, | 0:22:23 | 0:22:28 | |
rough sleeping | 0:22:28 | 0:22:30 | |
and serious dehydration, | 0:22:30 | 0:22:32 | |
where would you like to start, Billy? | 0:22:32 | 0:22:34 | |
Oh, Teen. What is it? | 0:22:40 | 0:22:42 | |
I'm no good at all this domestic stuff. | 0:22:42 | 0:22:45 | |
Honestly, Mick. How do you do it? | 0:22:45 | 0:22:47 | |
How did you raise four gorgeous children | 0:22:47 | 0:22:48 | |
and I can't even manage one? | 0:22:48 | 0:22:50 | |
On a wing and a prayer, baby. | 0:22:50 | 0:22:51 | |
Yeah, and the rest! You and Linda are like superheroes. | 0:22:51 | 0:22:54 | |
Well, I don't know what my superpower would be. | 0:22:54 | 0:22:57 | |
Always landing on your feet. | 0:22:57 | 0:22:58 | |
No matter what life throws at you, you can't keep the good dog down. | 0:22:58 | 0:23:02 | |
No, I don't think that makes me a hero. | 0:23:02 | 0:23:04 | |
It does in my eyes. I gotta go. Do you want me to save you a slice? | 0:23:04 | 0:23:07 | |
Nah, I'm all right, Teen. I'll just lick the old bowl. | 0:23:07 | 0:23:09 | |
Move! | 0:23:11 | 0:23:12 | |
Who are you talking to? | 0:23:17 | 0:23:18 | |
You're making a big mistake. | 0:23:20 | 0:23:22 | |
Is that right, mug? Jay, cop for the door. | 0:23:22 | 0:23:25 | |
Come here, come here, get out! | 0:23:25 | 0:23:27 | |
If you disrespect my family again, I'll smash you to pieces. | 0:23:31 | 0:23:34 | |
Do you hear me? Go on. | 0:23:34 | 0:23:35 | |
Put the bat away, Mother. | 0:23:37 | 0:23:38 | |
My house, my rules. | 0:23:39 | 0:23:41 | |
You said be direct. | 0:23:43 | 0:23:45 | |
DOORBELL RINGS | 0:23:52 | 0:23:54 | |
Stinks of poo in here. | 0:24:02 | 0:24:03 | |
What do you think? | 0:24:05 | 0:24:06 | |
Vile. | 0:24:06 | 0:24:08 | |
Charming. | 0:24:08 | 0:24:09 | |
Right, sit down. | 0:24:17 | 0:24:18 | |
You can tell me exactly what is going on. | 0:24:21 | 0:24:23 | |
You're still here, then? | 0:24:35 | 0:24:36 | |
Shut up. | 0:24:36 | 0:24:37 | |
That's the trouble with you lot, innit, eh? | 0:24:37 | 0:24:40 | |
You don't like being pulled up on things | 0:24:40 | 0:24:42 | |
even when you've been caught out. | 0:24:42 | 0:24:43 | |
-Well, you know nothing. -Yeah, I do. | 0:24:43 | 0:24:45 | |
And I know if I was you, I'd quit whilst I was ahead. | 0:24:45 | 0:24:48 | |
Won't be needing this, then, will you? | 0:24:48 | 0:24:50 | |
Give me that! Give me that! | 0:24:50 | 0:24:52 | |
What's the matter, big man? | 0:24:52 | 0:24:54 | |
Oi! | 0:24:54 | 0:24:55 | |
-You all right? -Yeah, I'm fine. | 0:25:00 | 0:25:02 | |
Michael. | 0:25:15 | 0:25:16 | |
It would appear that we have a breakdown in communication. | 0:25:18 | 0:25:21 | |
Do you need me to go over our business arrangements again? | 0:25:21 | 0:25:25 | |
Well, if you'd entered my establishment | 0:25:25 | 0:25:27 | |
through the proper entrance, | 0:25:27 | 0:25:28 | |
then you'd have seen there's a sign above the door. | 0:25:28 | 0:25:30 | |
Says, "Mick Carter." You can't miss it. | 0:25:30 | 0:25:33 | |
HE LAUGHS | 0:25:36 | 0:25:38 | |
You nearly had me going there. | 0:25:41 | 0:25:43 | |
You know, for a minute, I thought you'd taken leave of your senses. | 0:25:43 | 0:25:46 | |
It sounded like as if you were disobeying me. | 0:25:46 | 0:25:48 | |
You don't get it, Michael, do you? | 0:25:50 | 0:25:52 | |
Maybe Elaine Peacock might understand? | 0:25:54 | 0:25:57 | |
Or your boy in Dover? | 0:25:57 | 0:25:59 | |
Or Nancy might get the message sooner. | 0:25:59 | 0:26:03 | |
In Australia, is it? | 0:26:03 | 0:26:05 | |
You see, Michael... | 0:26:05 | 0:26:07 | |
I am at the centre of a very large web. | 0:26:07 | 0:26:11 | |
You leave my family alone. | 0:26:11 | 0:26:13 | |
They'll be fine. | 0:26:14 | 0:26:15 | |
But cross me again | 0:26:16 | 0:26:18 | |
and there will be consequences. | 0:26:18 | 0:26:21 |