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And on Thursday, I took the Lord's name in vain when I got a splinter.

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I am sorry for this and all of my sins.

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Ego te absolve a peccatis tuis in nomine Patris et Filii et...

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One more thing.

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By 11 in the morning tomorrow, Bishop Talbot will be shot dead.

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How do you know this?

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Oh, there you are, Father.

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The bishop's office has just telephoned.

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Bishop Talbot won't be coming to deliver the Corpus Christi homily tomorrow after all.

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Would you believe it? He's off shooting birds.

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Shooting?!

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Bentley Duke has invited me to go shooting on his estate.

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Bentley Duke? What, the theatrical impresario?

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But, My Lord, you loathe the theatre.

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Yeah, well, I do.

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However, Duke has offered to fund

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all the repairs to the tower at St George.

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Ah...

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Unexpected?

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He has a house nearby.

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Says he finds St George...

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inspirational.

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Well, I would love to use his ill-gotten gains for better use.

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So, tomorrow, God willing, we shall seal the deal.

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Will you be alone together?

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No.

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There'll be other heathens of the theatre world.

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And dear Lady Felicia,

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thank goodness.

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My Lord, I wonder if you might rearrange your meeting with Mr Duke?

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Why on earth should I do that?

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I may not have told you before how much my congregation look forward to your homily on Corpus Christi.

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Well, tell me now.

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Well, for many of them,

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it is simply the highlight of the church calendar.

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Oh, I see.

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Well, being stuck with your tedious witterings all year round,

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I'm not surprised.

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But that's still no reason for putting the whole future of St George in jeopardy.

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But, My Lord, shooting?

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It's like golf.

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It livens up a good country walk.

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Yes, but, with respect, My Lord,

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golf does not involve the slaughter of God's creatures.

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Controlling the bird population doesn't trouble the Vatican, Brown.

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As you well know.

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But, My Lord, why not meet Mr Duke after your homily at St Mary's?

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Or at the theatre?

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Are you all right, Brown?

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Perfectly well.

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In that case, get out of my way.

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I have a course record to beat.

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Bah! Eh?

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I'm so thrilled you could join us, Bish.

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I only hope I don't embarrass myself, Mr Duke.

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Isn't life full of surprises?

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I always assumed you devil dodgers disapproved of cold-blooded killing.

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And then two of you sign up for this.

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Two?

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Your colleague.

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I'm very grateful to you for organising this.

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Grateful enough to tell me what you're up to?

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As you know, I will always drop everything to support the bishop.

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Mm-hm.

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Well, it's my goddaughter Natasha you have to thank.

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That's her, talking to Bentley Duke.

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She got me on the list, too.

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She seems to have Bentley wrapped round her finger.

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So, why are you here?

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To meet Bentley Duke. I loved acting.

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I was in all the school productions.

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So, you want to talk to him about the theatre?

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No. I want a part in one of his productions.

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-My Lord.

-What in the devil's name is the meaning of this?

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Well...it's a peculiar quirk of fate.

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Lady Felicia insisted I accompany her.

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Didn't you, Lady Felicia?

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If you do anything to jeopardise my discussion with Mr Duke,

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I shall have you strung from the crypt at St George

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with a shotgun up your...

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-Darling Felicia!

-Oh!

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Hello! I'm Natasha.

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Father Brown.

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I am indebted to you.

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Don't be silly.

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Any friend of my wonderful godmother is a friend of mine.

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Natasha has the lead role in Room For Three? at Cheltenham Rep.

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A new play?

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Yes. It's rather naughty.

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Then I shall be booking tickets immediately.

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Felicia said you were fun!

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Natasha, you unforgivable liar!

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You told me you were bringing your godmother, not your sister!

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Oh, Bentley!

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Bentley Duke.

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-Lady Felicia Montague.

-Delighted.

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And you must be this spectacular girl's, what, grandfather?

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Ah!

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Father Brown.

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I'm very grateful that you could accommodate me today.

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What Natasha wants, Natasha gets.

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I must say, though, your boss looked less than thrilled to see you.

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Yes, I remind him of the paperwork left on his desk.

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So, the Cotswolds have enticed you out of London?

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When London bites, I come out to the country to lick my wounds.

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Your murder weapon.

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No. Thank you.

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Oh...

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Oh, dear.

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Natasha, darling, I need you to check whether my barrel is straight enough.

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The Lord Chamberlain, the theatre censor,

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banned Bentley's last production from the West End.

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Decided it was too racy. Bentley lost thousands.

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Who's that?

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Peter Redhill.

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Oh, yes.

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He acts, he directs and he's a bit of a dish.

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-Isn't he married to a member of the royal family?

-Yes.

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Which is why his affair with Natasha was the talk of the press.

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Not the press I read, evidently.

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Fascinating...

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WHISTLE

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HOUNDS BARK

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SHOTGUN FIRE

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Got it!

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LAUGHS RAUCOUSLY

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-I've got some catching up to do.

-I wasn't aware it was a competition.

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Closer.

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Oh, dear...

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So, Bishop Talbot, do you think adulterers should be treated like murderers?

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I think marriage is sacred, Mr Redhill.

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-Well, that is not quite the same thing.

-Peter...

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You said in The Times, and I quote,

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that "we should treat the ending of a marriage as seriously as the death of a person."

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I did indeed.

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And then you singled me out for destroying my marriage.

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The newspapers singled you out when they put pictures of you

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-cavorting with your mistress on their front pages!

-So, I am a murderer.

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Well, don't we execute murderers in this country?

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Go on, then. Shoot me!

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Does the drinking help you with your aim, Mr Redhill?

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Do you find being a righteous prig helps you sleep at night, Bishop?

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Who's this, your lapdog?

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Sober up you, fool.

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There's only one fool here, Bentley.

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Good work, Davies.

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Thank you, My Lord.

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WHISTLE

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Drive over. Follow me.

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Is the next drive far, Mr Duke?

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Just over here.

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Oh, pooh drops!

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Is it entirely safe shooting here?

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No. But as the London critics love to point out,

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I do have something of a reckless streak.

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Mr Duke... We should talk about the tower at St George.

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-Privately.

-Oh, absolutely.

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But, first, call of nature and all that.

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Of course.

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-Awful man.

-My Lord...

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Oh, do run along, Brown!

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Have you gone deaf, Brown?

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My Lord, you need to leave now.

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-Please.

-Have you gone utterly mad, Brown?

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-Down!

-What on earth...?!

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My Lord?

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I've been shot.

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Where is the pain?

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No pain.

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Just numbness...

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Ah, Inspector Sullivan. Did anyone see the sniper?

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No.

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But the offending cartridge tells me it was someone in this shooting party.

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Problem is, you were all separated at the time.

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How long was the deceased in your service?

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Who, Davies?

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Five years. Ten, maybe.

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It seems he had an altercation with Mr Redhill shortly before his death.

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Yes.

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Regular theatre-goer, was he?

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Davies?

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Never set foot in the theatre.

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Right.

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Inspector Sullivan...

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Forgive me, surely the shot was meant for me?

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You? I don't think so.

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Father Brown said he saw the gun fired from over there,

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along with this cartridge still smoking.

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The gunman, or woman, would have to have been virtually blind

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to have missed you by that margin.

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Davies was the target.

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No, but...

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-Brown!

-My Lord?

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Moments before the shot, Father Brown told me I had to leave.

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He was certain I was in trouble. Weren't you, Brown?

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Is this true, Brown?

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Well?

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I haven't got time for this.

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Mr Redhill...

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Where's your tongue, man?

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Please, forgive me, My Lord.

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CHURCH BELL TOLLS

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He didn't set the world alight, my husband.

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But he was a good man.

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Honest.

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Loyal.

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God will hold your hand through this, Ethel.

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Thank you, Father.

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Can you manage, financially?

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I've been prudent all my life.

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Done extra work. Put money aside.

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No, it's the loneliness I'm worried about.

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Albert wasn't a talker.

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But he did just sit and listen.

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Landlord at the old Red Lion's going to miss him, an' all.

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Albert was a teetotaller when I tied the knot for him and Ethel.

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Well, that's marriage for you!

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So, who's the killer, then?

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Well, assuming it's a member of the shooting party,

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I think we can eliminate Lady Felicia from the suspect list.

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Not really her style.

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Which means it must be one of "the theatre heathen".

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You want to sit in on rehearsals?

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Well, I wish to follow your lead, Mr Duke,

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in building a bridge between the church and the theatre.

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What bridge have I ever built with you lot?

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By offering to fund the rebuilding of St George's.

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Your boss was never going to see a penny.

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-I got him on that shoot purely for sport.

-Sport?

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To wind up Peter Redhill. Our very own lapsed Catholic boy.

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Reminds me. I must ring your boss to tell him that, sadly, the deal's off.

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Do you have a grudge against Bishop Talbot?

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He peddles hypocrisy and lies. You all do.

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While theatre is all about the truth.

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We reflect reality.

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You disguise and distort it.

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Thank you for dropping by.

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I was very sorry to hear about your recent West End show being closed.

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Yes, I'm sure you were.

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I read the script of A Rather Private Affair

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and found it very enjoyable.

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The scene where the priest confesses

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his infatuation to the mother-in-law

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was very amusing.

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So, this is why the bishop calls you his "blackest sheep".

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What would he say if he knew you were here with me now?

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I imagine he would disapprove.

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Strongly.

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In fact...

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..he would be furious.

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Would he, now?

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It's lovely. But I think you can make her even more arch here.

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Sorry to interrupt, Peter.

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Our friend Father Brown's going to be popping in and out of rehearsals from time to time.

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Hope that's all right.

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What?

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I promise I will be as quiet as the proverbial church mouse, Mr Redhill.

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Aren't you having enough fun at my expense?

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-Don't be so paranoid. I'm doing you a favour.

-A favour?

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Your friend the bishop will be livid.

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Almost as livid as you must have been when you missed him from five yards.

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How dare you!

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Right. Let's run that last sequence again.

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You are a marvel, Father.

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Lady Felicia! Don't tell me Bentley Duke's given you a part already?

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-No. But he's very keen to see my passion.

-I'm sure he is.

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So, I've offered to help out with some fundraising.

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I've no need to ask why you're here.

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Natasha's not involved, is she?

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I think it is the work of a man.

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Thank goodness for that.

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Oh, gosh, I hope it wasn't Peter.

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Where would you like to go from, Peter?

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We've just left scene two and go to where...

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So...

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Room For Three?

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Yes.

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It's a frightfully funny play.

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You see, Peter's character is unhappily married

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to this awful woman.

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And they go away to this hotel on a golfing holiday

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where Peter meets Natasha, who's staying in the next room.

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And then the two of them, well, you know...

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-Get on?

-Exactly.

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But, then, Peter hurts his back playing golf and is bedbound.

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So then, it's all about doors opening and doors closing

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and whether his wife will find out and catch them at it.

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Take your time!

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I heard every word. She's awful!

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What it's really about is whether Peter and Natasha love each other

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or if it's all just a bit of fun.

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I see...

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A most unfortunate sequence of events.

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It all began with a watering can.

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How dreadful!

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Listen, we've got 43 minutes before she's back from lunch.

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My wife is nothing if not a creature of habit.

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Oh, darling!

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You imagining your first performance, perchance?

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I am.

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Your goddaughter is a natural.

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Isn't she?

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It's so good to catch up.

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We used to see so much of each other.

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She'd come up nearly every holidays, until she was about 14.

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She had a family in the area.

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Oh? Who?

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Just an uncle, actually.

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Winston Grater.

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Winston... Yes. Moved to Cirencester.

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-You knew him?

-A regular at St Mary's.

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I still get a Christmas card.

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What?

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Lady Felicia?

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Well, you don't have to tell me, if you don't want to.

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That man did vile...

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vile things to her.

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You understand?

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She was just a girl.

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It was so awful.

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I mean, she did tell her parents. They didn't believe her.

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Didn't believe who?

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Inspector Sullivan.

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I might have known you'd have wormed your way in here, Father.

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Are you here to buy tickets for the performance, Inspector?

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No. I have some more questions for Peter Redhill.

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He's at lunch. And rehearsals don't begin again until half-past three.

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Right.

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Have you established a deeper link between Mr Redhill and the bishop?

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If I have, rest assured, you'll be the last to hear, Father.

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Because, if Mr Redhill wanted to kill anyone in the woods,

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it would have been Bentley Duke.

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Why is that?

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Because the love of his life is now in Mr Duke's arms.

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I'm sure that's no news to you, Inspector.

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A sensible career move on her part, I'm sure.

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Oh, Bishop Talbot is looking for you.

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He's been insisting that he was the real target.

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You jumping on him must have unhinged him.

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It certainly would have unhinged me.

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I was baffled by your behaviour in the woods.

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But, suddenly, this morning I understood.

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You heard in confessional that I was to be shot.

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Am I right?

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Well, the seal is...sacrosanct.

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However, you were prepared to act according to what you heard.

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And for that, of course, I am grateful.

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But my would-be assassin is still at large.

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And because Inspector Sullivan doesn't seem interested,

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I'm sure the good Lord, in all His wisdom,

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would forgive you if...

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..you dropped a hint who it is.

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Brown...

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I couldn't help noticing that you have a collection

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of stage play manuscripts.

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Don't Kiss Me, I'm From Surrey.

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This was banned for blasphemy.

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-How did you get it?

-Brown, this is highly important.

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Banned.

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Banned.

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Highly controversial.

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Banned.

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I had no idea, My Lord, that you had an interest in the theatre.

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Oh, the Lord Chamberlain and I are old friends.

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He sends me all the latest play texts.

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May I ask why?

0:19:060:19:08

He values my opinion.

0:19:080:19:09

Now, look, could we get back to the matter in hand?

0:19:100:19:13

Who was it, Brown?

0:19:140:19:15

Would you mind if I borrowed Don't Kiss Me, I'm From Surrey?

0:19:160:19:19

I'm very keen to read it.

0:19:190:19:21

Would you mind?

0:19:210:19:22

Peter Redhill might well have had reason to kill the bishop.

0:19:290:19:33

But he's a crack shot. Even when drunk, he wouldn't have missed.

0:19:330:19:36

Bentley Duke, on the other hand, is so wayward,

0:19:380:19:41

he could have missed the bishop, even from that range.

0:19:410:19:44

But why would Bentley Duke have wanted to kill the bishop?

0:19:450:19:49

Don't tell me you're stuck, Father.

0:19:500:19:52

I am.

0:19:520:19:54

Yes.

0:19:540:19:55

I am stuck.

0:19:550:19:56

Go back to the scene of the crime.

0:19:580:20:00

I do so regularly, in my mind.

0:20:000:20:02

And on every occasion I return empty-handed.

0:20:030:20:07

You know, some people say I have my head in the clouds.

0:20:090:20:11

I wouldn't dare comment on your personality.

0:20:110:20:14

Your calves, on the other hand...

0:20:140:20:16

Darling...!

0:20:170:20:19

There you are!

0:20:190:20:20

The scene of the crime...

0:20:200:20:22

-Of course!

-What?

0:20:240:20:25

Never has the phrase been more apt.

0:20:280:20:31

-It was a scene...

-Was it?

0:20:320:20:34

I was assigned a role.

0:20:360:20:37

My character was there to distract from what was really happening.

0:20:380:20:42

Inspector Sullivan was right.

0:20:450:20:47

Davies was the intended target.

0:20:490:20:51

-Sid...

-Mm-hm?

0:20:590:21:00

I need you to go to the pub.

0:21:000:21:02

Right. Any in particular?

0:21:030:21:04

Red Lion.

0:21:040:21:06

I need you to talk to Davies' old drinking chums.

0:21:060:21:09

Find out if it really was marriage that drove him to drink.

0:21:090:21:12

What about Lady F?

0:21:130:21:15

You have her blessing.

0:21:150:21:16

Oh...

0:21:230:21:24

It's a tough job, but someone's got to do it.

0:21:260:21:28

-You want protection?

-Yes.

0:21:310:21:33

I thought having someone covering your back, so to speak, was a perk of the job.

0:21:330:21:37

Inspector, this is a serious matter.

0:21:370:21:38

The person who tried to kill me in those woods will try again.

0:21:380:21:41

I am convinced.

0:21:410:21:43

Look, as I've already advised,

0:21:430:21:44

you shouldn't read anything into what Father Brown says or does.

0:21:440:21:47

This has nothing to do with Father Brown any more.

0:21:470:21:51

This morning, I received a phone call which has convinced me someone in those woods wanted me dead!

0:21:520:21:56

All right, it wasn't marriage that drove Davies to drink.

0:21:590:22:02

It was gambling debts.

0:22:030:22:04

Our little Davies was an active member

0:22:060:22:09

of the Kembleford underground horse-betting fraternity.

0:22:090:22:12

Which is not an easy thing to say on five pints of Stoat's Tipple, I can tell you that.

0:22:120:22:16

A week before he died,

0:22:180:22:19

Davies put a small fortune on a dead cert at Kempton.

0:22:190:22:24

But guess what? It fell at the first.

0:22:240:22:27

But here's the thing. Davies was completely skint.

0:22:270:22:30

Everybody knew it.

0:22:310:22:32

-So, where did he get the money for the bet?

-Ah-ha...

0:22:330:22:35

Your embroideries are wonderful.

0:22:400:22:42

It's just a hobby.

0:22:420:22:43

You should never play down your passions.

0:22:450:22:47

That was Albert's favourite.

0:22:470:22:49

I made that for our silver wedding anniversary.

0:22:490:22:51

-Have you ever considered selling any of these?

-No!

0:22:550:22:58

Who'd want any of those things?

0:22:590:23:01

Plenty of people.

0:23:010:23:02

And they'd pay a pretty penny, I'm sure.

0:23:020:23:05

I might buy one myself.

0:23:060:23:07

You don't say!

0:23:080:23:09

What am I saying, how rude of me? These are deeply personal.

0:23:090:23:12

And it's not as if you need the money, what with all your savings.

0:23:140:23:18

Well, if there's one that takes your fancy, Father,

0:23:200:23:23

I might be open to persuasion.

0:23:230:23:25

No, Ethel. I was wrong to suggest it.

0:23:250:23:27

The thing is...

0:23:290:23:30

..I do need the money.

0:23:310:23:33

Why? What happened?

0:23:330:23:35

Now, there's a man on a mission.

0:23:410:23:42

I recognised the bicycle. A visit of compassion?

0:23:420:23:45

One does what one can.

0:23:460:23:48

See, I had a shilling bet with Goodfellow that you were really here

0:23:480:23:50

because you'd found out about Davies stealing all Ethel's savings.

0:23:500:23:53

I bet another shilling that, having spoken to Ethel,

0:23:530:23:56

you'd head straight for Laceman's Sewing Factory to check her alibi.

0:23:560:23:59

Might she have sneaked into the woods, stolen a cartridge

0:23:590:24:02

and shot her husband?

0:24:020:24:03

Er-hum...

0:24:060:24:07

Let me save you a journey, Father.

0:24:100:24:12

12 women at the sewing factory gave me sworn statements

0:24:120:24:15

that Ethel never left her machine that morning.

0:24:150:24:18

She didn't do it.

0:24:180:24:19

I see.

0:24:210:24:22

Oh, if it's any consolation,

0:24:220:24:24

I've spent most of this investigation down a blind alley myself.

0:24:240:24:27

You see, I really thought Davies was the intended victim.

0:24:270:24:30

But now, thanks to your bishop, I'm back on track.

0:24:310:24:34

All right, Sergeant, now we've got our motive,

0:24:340:24:36

let's go and get our man.

0:24:360:24:38

We should be just in time for the final dress rehearsal.

0:24:380:24:40

Tally-ho!

0:24:400:24:42

Revenge? For what?

0:24:480:24:50

For Bishop Talbot wiping out a large chunk of your fortune.

0:24:510:24:53

Well, go on, then, Inspector.

0:24:560:24:57

I warn you, though, spotting holes in stories is how I made my fortune.

0:24:570:25:01

The Lord Chamberlain closed down your recent West End production,

0:25:020:25:05

A Rather Private Affair,

0:25:050:25:07

after just two performances.

0:25:070:25:08

It was sold out for five months

0:25:080:25:10

and you lost £10,000.

0:25:100:25:12

It must have been hilarious.

0:25:120:25:14

The show, I mean.

0:25:140:25:15

This isn't news, Inspector.

0:25:150:25:16

Bishop Talbot advises the Lord Chamberlain what plays to ban.

0:25:160:25:19

That's not news either, is it?

0:25:190:25:21

Well, it is, actually.

0:25:210:25:22

Well, all right, you probably only found that out

0:25:220:25:25

after you'd put your insider into the Lord Chamberlain's office.

0:25:250:25:28

I'd suggest you spend less time on farces

0:25:310:25:34

and study a thriller or two, Mr Duke.

0:25:340:25:36

Learn to cover your tracks.

0:25:360:25:38

Telephoning Bishop Talbot yesterday and mocking him,

0:25:380:25:41

that was a bit of a clue.

0:25:410:25:42

What is all this?

0:25:440:25:45

Your insider found out about Bishop Talbot

0:25:450:25:47

persuading the Lord Chamberlain to pull your show.

0:25:470:25:49

And that is why you wanted revenge.

0:25:490:25:52

You spun the lie about paying for St George

0:25:520:25:54

to lure Talbot into the woods.

0:25:540:25:56

And you would have killed him as planned,

0:25:560:25:58

had it not been for your terrible aim.

0:25:580:25:59

-This is absurd.

-Is it?

0:25:590:26:01

Look, all right...

0:26:010:26:02

I found out about that Bible-thumping idiot trying to shaft me.

0:26:030:26:06

I wanted revenge. But shooting him?

0:26:060:26:08

Inspector, in my career, I've made real enemies, proper enemies,

0:26:080:26:12

men I have genuinely wanted dead.

0:26:120:26:14

Do you think I would risk the noose for a paper bag like the bishop?

0:26:150:26:18

Um, Lady Felicia...

0:26:240:26:26

Yes?

0:26:260:26:27

Er, Mrs McCarthy, Sid and I are about to take our seats.

0:26:280:26:31

Of course.

0:26:310:26:33

But Natasha's lost her scarf. It's complete chaos back here.

0:26:330:26:36

Why couldn't the Inspector have waited until after first night to have arrested Bentley?

0:26:360:26:41

-Can I help?

-Yes.

0:26:410:26:43

Ah! Found it!

0:26:460:26:48

ANNOUNCER: Ladies and gentlemen, act one beginners, please.

0:26:530:26:56

Miss Ferango, Mr Redhill...

0:26:560:26:57

Where have you been?

0:27:050:27:06

Oh, my goodness! I thought this was my door.

0:27:170:27:20

I'm so sorry!

0:27:200:27:21

It's quite all right. Connecting rooms, eh?

0:27:210:27:24

I'll...

0:27:240:27:25

Sorry. Can I just say, I think you have a smashing set of clubs.

0:27:250:27:28

LAUGHTER

0:27:280:27:30

Thank you.

0:27:300:27:31

Actually, my coach tells me I have a wonderful grip too.

0:27:310:27:34

I'm sure your all-round stroke play is excellent.

0:27:380:27:41

What's your handicap?

0:27:420:27:44

I have a weakness for chocolate. And married men.

0:27:440:27:47

I see...

0:27:470:27:48

Would you care for some Black Forest gateau? My wife made it.

0:27:480:27:52

LAUGHTER

0:27:520:27:54

APPLAUSE

0:27:560:27:57

Oh, poor Harry! Is the pain still unbearable?

0:28:000:28:03

I'm afraid so. Though there are moments when it's merely relentless.

0:28:030:28:06

LAUGHTER

0:28:060:28:08

Oh, darling...

0:28:080:28:09

Harry?

0:28:090:28:10

My wife! For the first time in her life, she's back early!

0:28:120:28:15

LAUGHTER

0:28:150:28:16

KNOCKING

0:28:160:28:17

Harry!

0:28:170:28:18

Go!

0:28:200:28:21

LAUGHTER

0:28:210:28:22

-The cleaner must have locked it!

-What?!

0:28:240:28:26

KNOCKING

0:28:270:28:28

Harry! Open the door!

0:28:280:28:30

KNOCKING

0:28:300:28:31

Madam, this is the hotel's rodent control squad.

0:28:310:28:36

We've had reports of rats in the room.

0:28:370:28:39

Please, bear with us.

0:28:390:28:40

Madame...?

0:28:420:28:43

She's gone!

0:28:490:28:50

Oh, darling...

0:28:520:28:53

You're a genius!

0:28:540:28:56

APPLAUSE

0:28:560:28:57

Well, cheers! Cheers!

0:29:020:29:03

Well done. Absolutely brilliant performance.

0:29:050:29:07

I particularly loved the first half.

0:29:070:29:10

Oh, thank you so much.

0:29:100:29:11

Convincing performance.

0:29:140:29:15

Thank you.

0:29:150:29:16

In the confessional, I mean.

0:29:160:29:18

Why did you kill Davies?

0:29:190:29:21

And why did you warn me of your plan?

0:29:210:29:23

I have no idea what you're talking about.

0:29:260:29:27

Father...

0:29:290:29:30

Peter wants us both to join him in the bar for a celebratory glass.

0:29:300:29:34

Or three.

0:29:340:29:35

I may be persuaded.

0:29:370:29:38

Oh, marvellous.

0:29:380:29:40

But, on the other hand...

0:29:440:29:46

..I may need to save my stamina.

0:29:480:29:50

-Early-morning mass.

-Shame.

0:29:500:29:52

Glowing reviews, I'm sure.

0:30:150:30:16

Er, the door was open.

0:30:180:30:19

Is hiding in a lady's dressing room normal behaviour for a priest?

0:30:210:30:24

You played a nun masquerading as a plantation owner.

0:30:270:30:30

Sure you were very good.

0:30:330:30:35

But there is another detail in the credits which interests me.

0:30:350:30:39

Temporary wardrobe mistress,

0:30:400:30:42

Ethel Davies.

0:30:420:30:43

I imagine that a leading lady

0:30:440:30:47

has to trust her wardrobe mistress absolutely.

0:30:470:30:49

After all, she makes you look the part.

0:30:500:30:53

And although she was with you for...

0:30:540:30:56

A few weeks?

0:30:570:30:58

..I imagine you got very close.

0:30:580:31:00

So close that you shared your deepest, darkest secrets.

0:31:010:31:05

Which is how you found out that she was also...

0:31:060:31:09

..cruelly betrayed by a man.

0:31:100:31:13

Natasha...

0:31:140:31:15

you killed Davies.

0:31:150:31:17

But I believe you acted out of empathy.

0:31:190:31:21

Can I trust you, Father?

0:31:230:31:24

Yes.

0:31:250:31:26

Can you take my confession here?

0:31:290:31:31

Yes.

0:31:310:31:32

Bless me, Father, for I have sinned.

0:31:410:31:42

It has been four days since my last confession.

0:31:430:31:45

My uncle...

0:31:530:31:55

..he took away from me everything I had...

0:31:570:31:59

..everything I believed.

0:32:000:32:02

Coming back, after all these years, I felt it all again.

0:32:040:32:07

The anger.

0:32:080:32:09

When Ethel told me what her husband had done...

0:32:120:32:14

..how he had not just stolen her money,

0:32:160:32:18

but every drop of love from her heart...

0:32:180:32:20

..I had to ease her pain.

0:32:210:32:23

But I have regretted it every minute since.

0:32:260:32:28

I thought it would help me...

0:32:300:32:32

..bury a demon.

0:32:330:32:35

I now have a new demon.

0:32:360:32:38

Why did you warn me of your plans?

0:32:390:32:41

I hoped you would throw the police off the scent.

0:32:430:32:46

By making it seem that the bishop was the target?

0:32:460:32:50

Yes.

0:32:500:32:51

But you knew that I could tell nobody about what you told me.

0:32:520:32:55

I believed you would find a way.

0:32:560:32:58

Oh, Father, I have been such a fool.

0:33:000:33:02

You can still gain God's forgiveness.

0:33:030:33:05

But He will only forgive if He knows that you are truly repentant.

0:33:050:33:10

I want this torment to end.

0:33:120:33:13

Then you must take responsibility for your crime.

0:33:130:33:17

I'll be hanged...

0:33:200:33:21

If you go to the police yourself,

0:33:210:33:22

then I believe the church will be lenient.

0:33:220:33:24

But if they come to you...

0:33:270:33:30

Natasha, you must do the right thing.

0:33:300:33:33

Peter's worried sick Natasha isn't going to be back for the matinee.

0:33:370:33:40

I fear she may be gone longer than that.

0:33:400:33:43

But Natasha doesn't have an understudy.

0:33:430:33:45

She never, ever misses a performance.

0:33:450:33:47

Father...

0:33:470:33:48

Inspector.

0:33:490:33:50

Natasha's just given us a sworn statement.

0:33:500:33:52

I see.

0:33:520:33:53

She claims that you told her who killed Davies.

0:33:530:33:56

Then she has fooled me a second time.

0:33:570:33:59

Is she right? That Bentley confessed to you?

0:34:000:34:03

Father Brown, is Bentley Duke the killer or not?

0:34:060:34:09

Right...

0:34:120:34:13

You leave me no alternative

0:34:130:34:15

but to continue this conversation at the station.

0:34:150:34:17

Get in the car, please.

0:34:170:34:18

WHISTLE

0:34:260:34:27

TANNOY: The train departing from platform two is the 12.50,

0:34:290:34:33

calling at all stations to Cirencester.

0:34:330:34:36

I think you're right, Inspector.

0:34:470:34:49

I think Davies was the intended target.

0:34:490:34:51

According to Natasha, Bentley Duke confessed the murder to you.

0:34:510:34:55

And you sat on that while he roamed free and Ethel Davies grieved.

0:34:550:34:58

I had no idea Bentley Duke was a Catholic.

0:35:000:35:02

Your precious seal of the confessional is a disgrace!

0:35:030:35:06

Nothing more than a licence for criminals

0:35:070:35:09

to feel good about their crimes and escape justice!

0:35:090:35:12

And yet you think I broke the seal of the confessional...

0:35:120:35:15

..to Natasha?

0:35:160:35:17

So, you're calling Natasha a liar?

0:35:180:35:20

Bentley Duke could have gone back to the bishop and finished the job.

0:35:200:35:23

Would you have been happy having a second murder on your conscience?

0:35:230:35:26

Two murders...

0:35:260:35:28

Yes! That's it!

0:35:280:35:29

What is?

0:35:300:35:31

The two hands... It's a pact!

0:35:330:35:35

It's a way of disguising motive.

0:35:370:35:39

That's simple...

0:35:400:35:41

That's so, so clever.

0:35:410:35:43

12.50 to Cirencester...

0:35:440:35:46

Inspector, there's another murder about to be committed in an hour.

0:35:460:35:50

We need to stop it.

0:35:500:35:51

This won't work, Father.

0:35:510:35:52

If we take your fastest car...

0:35:520:35:54

I mean, distracting me with this nonsense.

0:35:540:35:56

But we need to leave now!

0:35:560:35:58

Sorry, sir. The Superintendent's on the telephone.

0:35:580:36:00

Sit down!

0:36:040:36:05

You're not going anywhere.

0:36:050:36:07

Lady Felicia, could your motorcar beat a railway train?

0:36:240:36:28

Let's find out.

0:36:290:36:30

Cirencester, please, Sid.

0:36:320:36:33

Can we stop here, please, Sid?

0:37:110:37:13

Thank you.

0:37:130:37:14

Ethel!

0:37:200:37:22

Leave me be, Father.

0:37:220:37:23

Ethel, I know about your pact with Natasha.

0:37:230:37:26

Father Brown?

0:37:280:37:30

Go back in the house, please, Winston.

0:37:310:37:33

-What's all this about?

-Just do as I say.

0:37:340:37:35

Go back into the house.

0:37:350:37:37

What in the devil's name is going on here?

0:37:370:37:39

Get inside. Before this woman kills you.

0:37:390:37:42

Let her try.

0:37:440:37:45

Ethel!

0:37:490:37:51

I'm a woman of my word, Father.

0:37:510:37:52

Natasha's done her bit for me.

0:37:520:37:54

Natasha?

0:37:540:37:55

You ruined that poor girl's life.

0:37:550:37:57

You wretched, evil man. You'll rot in hell!

0:37:570:37:59

Dear God...!

0:37:590:38:00

Ethel, I know how angry you must feel,

0:38:000:38:02

but two wrongs do not make a right.

0:38:020:38:05

I must not let her down.

0:38:050:38:07

Father, please...!

0:38:070:38:08

Revenge is mine.

0:38:100:38:12

I will repay, sayeth the Lord.

0:38:120:38:14

Be not overcome by evil...

0:38:170:38:19

..but overcome evil by good.

0:38:200:38:22

Oh, Natasha...

0:38:270:38:29

Forgive me!

0:38:290:38:30

I'm calling the police!

0:38:310:38:32

Well, if you think that's right.

0:38:330:38:35

She needs locking up!

0:38:350:38:37

Probably.

0:38:370:38:38

But then, we all do things we regret later...

0:38:390:38:42

..don't we...

0:38:420:38:43

..Winston?

0:38:450:38:46

HUMS

0:39:050:39:07

You know, some people say I have my head in the clouds.

0:39:070:39:10

Hmmmm....

0:39:100:39:12

Ethel has chosen not to kill your uncle

0:39:150:39:18

and has handed herself in.

0:39:180:39:20

How dare you interfere!

0:39:210:39:22

-Where are you going?

-To kill him myself!

0:39:220:39:24

Ethel cannot protect you for long.

0:39:240:39:26

She's not an actress.

0:39:270:39:29

So I can't afford to waste time talking to you.

0:39:290:39:31

The police will go to your uncle's. They will find you.

0:39:310:39:34

And then what?

0:39:340:39:35

Why did you tell me you were planning to kill Bishop Talbot?

0:39:370:39:41

Because you were my uncle's excuse.

0:39:440:39:46

God was forgiving him in that confessional box, through you.

0:39:480:39:51

That's what he told me.

0:39:520:39:54

You knew exactly what he was doing, yet you did nothing to help.

0:39:540:39:57

So I set you a trap.

0:39:580:40:00

Of course.

0:40:000:40:02

What would you do if you heard that your precious boss was in danger?

0:40:020:40:04

Answer?

0:40:050:40:07

Risk your life saving him, where you had abandoned me to evil.

0:40:070:40:12

You are the greatest hypocrite of them all, Father Brown.

0:40:130:40:15

I came this close to shooting you in those woods.

0:40:160:40:19

And to hide my hatred from you has been the greatest acting challenge of my life.

0:40:190:40:22

I understand.

0:40:230:40:24

You won't deny my uncle confessed to you?

0:40:240:40:27

I cannot say anything.

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And you understand why.

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He didn't confess.

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Father, I will take your silence to mean that my uncle lied to me.

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He did not tell you what he was doing.

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You did not sit by while evil was committed.

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Then I have misjudged you. I am sorry.

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Good.

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You can still receive God's forgiveness.

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Do you want your uncle punished?

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With all my heart.

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Then go to the police and tell them everything.

0:41:140:41:17

Mr Duke...

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Felicia. Peter.

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-Good to have you back.

-Yes.

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Pair of liars.

0:41:280:41:30

You'd much rather Natasha was here and I was rotting away in a cell.

0:41:300:41:33

Don't look so glum. I'm thrilled to be back!

0:41:340:41:36

Even if it is to close the show.

0:41:370:41:39

Mr Duke...

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I wonder if you would consider me,

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in Natasha's place?

0:41:430:41:44

Well, that's very sporting of you.

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I mean, in the play.

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Oh...

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Really?

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I know her lines. I know where she stands.

0:41:560:41:58

Well, yes, I'm a couple of years older than her,

0:41:580:42:00

but if you and Peter will just give me the chance

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to show what I could do.

0:42:030:42:04

-Act one, scene four?

-Fine.

0:42:080:42:10

All right, when you're ready, my dear.

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Is that...?

0:42:350:42:36

Must have been a tough decision for them.

0:42:520:42:55

Very difficult.

0:42:550:42:57

-Are you all right, Lady Felicia?

-No.

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Brown!

0:42:590:43:01

The delightful Mrs McCarthy insisted I'd find you here.

0:43:020:43:05

Word?

0:43:050:43:06

Have they got the right person this time?

0:43:090:43:12

-The right person?

-Well, the actress. Is she my assassin?

0:43:120:43:15

Well, just nod. Or shake your head. Do something.

0:43:160:43:18

What do you want?

0:43:200:43:21

A new set of hymn books?

0:43:210:43:23

A television in the presbytery?

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Tell me!

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I would never be able to look you in the eye again, My Lord.

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You confounded man!

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