Pennod 3 Gwaith/Cartref

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-Hey, look. I don't want the sack

-in my first week.

-We'd better not get caught then.

-Dr Murphy wants ideas

-for the team-building day.

-OMG! Anything we want?

-When are you taking me for a drink?

-When are you taking me for a drink?

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-I would, but I'm washing my hair.

-Take your time, Gillian.

-She won't get the better of us.

-How does belly dancing sound?

-Or a Bear Grylls spiritual retreat?

-Look, she picked my idea!

-Look, she picked my idea!

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-That's a joke, Anns.

-I'd like you to take over

-as acting head of department.

-How would that fare politically?

-How would that fare politically?

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-Let me worry about the politics.

-You've done what!?

-It's her idea of payback

-and this is just the beginning.

-Mr Jenkins' mission statement

-was on message.

-You can't be right about everything.

-You've made a big mistake.

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-Do you need a hand?

-Do you need a hand?

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-No, it's fine.

-If I was the leader,

-we would have been there hours ago.

-Will we find this camp

-before it gets dark?

-We don't find the camp, Eurig.

-The camp will find us.

-Do you want us to camp here?

-Yes?

-We've arrived.

-What do you think?

-They're going to find our bones

-scattered all over this forest.

-My friends, come and join me.

-Welcome to what promises to be

-a very exciting day.

-I want you to rely

-on your natural instincts.

-Lose your inhibitions

-and embrace the sprit within.

-Today, we're all equal.

-Let's start by selecting the teams.

-I want everyone

-to take a stone from the bag.

-Thank you.

-Math and Aled, you are the foxes.

-You'll build a den for the cubs.

-You'll be setting up the camp.

-Ceri, we're the squirrels

-so we'll be gathering firewood.

-Llywela and Steph are the magpies.

-You search for nature's treasures.

-You'll be foraging for food.

-What is this?

-You and Colin are weasels.

-Weasels?

-You're responsible

-for digging the toilet.

-Here are the instructions.

-There's a lot to do...

-..so put your phones in the bag

-then off we go!

-I hope you didn't use

-the school laminator for those.

-It wouldn't matter.

-At 3.00pm,

-there's a dreamcatcher workshop.

-Dreamcatchers

-protect you from nightmares.

-You could make one to protect us

-from this nightmare, Eurig!

-Col, the 1990s called

-and want their phone back.

-This is a breach

-of our human rights, Annest.

-I don't want any negative energy

-affecting the camp's positivity.

-You won't need this either.

-I don't have anything else.

-I don't have anything else.

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-I'd better check, just in case.

-Here you are.

-Here you are.

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-Everything seems to be in order.

-You're too honest

-to break the rules.

-Everyone knows what to do

-so let's get going.

-What about lunch?

-What about lunch?

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-Work first, lunch later! Chop-chop!

-Does this look alright to you?

-Llywela?

-You've never wanted

-my opinion before so why start now?

-Have you got to be like this?

-It's the weekend

-and I'm here voluntarily.

-What more do you want?

-Today is a chance for us to get to

-know each other outside of school.

-We all got on well

-before you came along.

-But if you feel the need

-to drag us into a forest...

-..just for you to fit in...

-..who am I to object?

-You could pretend to enjoy yourself.

-Unfortunately,

-I've never been a good liar.

-Well done, ladies.

-That's fantastic teamwork.

-Here we are, but we might need

-to watch out for splinters.

-It's not very deep.

-We're digging a toilet, not a grave.

-Did you know that you should

-never eat the liver of a polar bear?

-According to this, it has

-enough vitamin A to kill a man.

-It's meant to be

-a team-building exercise, Math...

-..not an exercise

-in watching Aled do all the work!

-Sorry.

-Um...

-there's lots of wood on the ground.

-I can't stop now, this is personal.

-Annest, fresh wood won't burn.

-I'd only just lit that.

-Did you find anything?

-Is that it? We can't eat that!

-Common sense, finally.

-What are we going to eat?

-What are we going to eat?

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-I'm not going to let you starve.

-Chana dal.

-It's my own recipe and it'll last

-for lunch, supper and breakfast.

-First, let's pitch our tents.

-The foxes and squirrels can combine

-to form a young team.

-The magpies and weasels

-can form the older team.

-Where are the instructions?

-Where are the instructions?

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-Oh, Math.

-Today is about pushing ourselves

-mentally and physically.

-Therefore,

-the best place for these...

-..is...

-I've got another incentive for you.

-The first team to put up a tent

-wins an extra plate of food.

-Wow, I can't wait!

-Has anyone

-put one of these up before?

-All you need is a bit of brute force

-and common sense.

-I've been in the Caravan Club since

-1989 and had an awning since 1994.

-How different can this be?

-We could just copy them.

-Annest has gone to prepare food.

-What? She did tell us

-to use our natural instincts.

-Is it supposed to look like that?

-Is it supposed to look like that?

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-Of course it is.

-Do you need any help?

-Do you need any help?

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-We know what we're doing.

-Suit yourselves.

-What's that?

-Is that bird poo?

-Yes...

-..but only a tiny bit

-and it's only just happened.

-I don't believe it.

-I don't believe it.

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-I'm not eating that!

-It will be fine.

-It will be fine.

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-I hope there's more food than that.

-I might have something.

-I might have something.

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-Thank goodness for that.

-What have you got?

-There isn't much choice.

-I packed for one

-but there's eight of us.

-It's been a great help.

-Whoever made it

-has never had spaghetti bolognese.

-Are you OK?

-Are you OK?

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-Yes, thank you, Eurig.

-Excuse me for a minute.

-Watch out for splinters!

-Don't you want any?

-Don't you want any?

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-No, thanks.

-Come on, how can we finish the day

-if our leader dies of starvation?

-How are we supposed to end the day

-if you keep eating E numbers?

-Today is for purifying the soul,

-tapping into your spiritual core...

-..giving yourself to nature

-and reaping the rewards.

-We can't do that if you're poisoning

-yourselves with that rubbish!

-Sorry, I was only trying to help.

-Don't bother in future.

-Come on, it's not that bad.

-You don't understand.

-I worked hard to make today perfect.

-It's only a bit of food.

-You know I'd do anything

-to help you.

-I know but I stayed up until 3.00am

-making that dal.

-Do you know how long you have to

-soak chickpeas before cooking them?

-You and that blinking bird

-have spoilt everything.

-SCREAM

-What now?

-Are you OK?

-Are you OK?

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-I'm fine, thank you. Never better.

-Llywela?

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-Listen to the drum.

-Breathe with the rhythm.

-Imagine a unique landscape...

-..where time doesn't exist.

-The past, present

-and future all happen...

-..at the same time.

-You can see something

-in the distance.

-It's your spiritual guide.

-Can you see your guide?

-Can you see your guide?

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-Yes.

-The guides know more about you

-than you know about yourself.

-They can see

-into our minds and souls.

-They know the answers

-to all our questions.

-Ask a question!

-Listen for the answer.

-Listen for the answer.

-Can you hear the truth?

-Can you hear the truth?

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-It's a lie. It wasn't my fault!

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-Shut up, you scumbag!

-Shut up, you scumbag!

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-Scumbag!

-Do you think it's funny?

-Yes, just a bit. Is that a problem?

-Cool head, boys.

-It's meant to be fun, Eurig.

-It's meant to be fun, Eurig.

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-Fun? This isn't fun, it's dangerous.

-Don't be so dramatic.

-What did you ask? Can I help?

-What did you ask? Can I help?

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-You've done enough already.

-Getting you to plan a training day

-was asking for trouble.

-You didn't offer any suggestions.

-Whilst you planned silly

-extra-curricular outings...

-..we were busy saving the school.

-Why do you think the place

-is on its last legs anyway?

-I've got years of cock-ups

-and mismanagement to sort out.

-Today was about rebuilding a team

-that has lost faith in its managers.

-The fact that so few signed up

-proves how much work there is to do.

-Of course nobody signed up.

-It's a Saturday!

-We see enough of each other

-as it is.

-We're colleagues, not friends.

-The school has had problems

-in the past...

-..but with you at the helm,

-pity help us!

-Why did you come here

-if it was such a stupid idea?

-I've been asking the same question.

-I've been asking the same question.

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-Annest has worked hard.

-She always does work hard.

-What a shame

-it's never quite up to scratch!

-Where are you going?

-Home!

-Was his guide

-talking about Gillian Rees?

-Math...

-Why would Eurig's guide

-mention Gillian Rees?

-There were rumours

-that they were having an affair...

-..until his wife...

-..until his wife...

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-You're worse gossips than the kids.

-Sorry.

-Can you guess my favourite meal?

-Can you guess my favourite meal?

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-Don't, I'm starving.

-It was a T-bone steak with

-deep fried cauliflower in Aberdare.

-A chicken katsu curry at 6.00am

-in Tokyo airport.

-Liver with onions and mashed potato.

-Liver with onions and mashed potato.

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-Yuck!

-Soak the liver in milk overnight

-and fry it for four minutes.

-It's perfection.

-It's perfection.

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-It sounds nice.

-Llywela, what about you?

-Llywela, what about you?

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-I don't have one.

-Everyone has a favourite.

-Everyone has a favourite.

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-I don't.

-That's not true.

-Custard slices from Delilah's.

-You hid them in your desk.

-They used real vanilla in the

-custard, that was their secret.

-You used to bring in cream cakes.

-The bakery closed eight years ago

-so that was the end of it.

-I'm going to bed.

-You said that in stereo.

-You said that in stereo.

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-Goodnight.

-Yes, goodnight.

-Scotch eggs.

-My favourite food.

-The cheaper, the better.

-You're so sophisticated!

-What about you, Ceri?

-If anyone else talks about food,

-I'll scream!

-I found these, if you're interested?

-I don't want crumbs, I want food!

-Where are you going?

-Where are you going?

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-Hands off me or I'll crush them!

-I appreciate that you came today.

-I know this type of thing

-isn't your cup of tea.

-I'm not that old-fashioned.

-That's not what I meant.

-That's not what I meant.

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-No, I know.

-It wasn't an easy decision

-to choose between you and Aled.

-You still have plenty

-to offer the school.

-It wasn't a personal decision.

-Could we forget about the past

-and start again?

-A clean slate.

-A clean slate.

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-If you want.

-Can we start by using

-the informal "ti" instead of "chi?"

-But that would suggest

-that we're friends.

-We should check on Annest.

-She's been very quiet.

-Leave her,

-she obviously wants to be alone.

-How long have you been together?

-We're not together.

-But you live together.

-But you live together.

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-In separate rooms.

-Oh.

-It's my parents' house.

-That must be awkward.

-That must be awkward.

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-No, they don't live with us.

-I inherited the house

-after they died.

-I'm sorry, I had no idea.

-Don't worry, it wasn't your fault.

-You're young to lose both parents.

-It must have been tough.

-Do you know anything

-about quantum physics?

-String theory and super gravity?

-Parallel universes?

-Parallel universes?

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-I don't follow.

-In parallel universes, there are

-infinite versions of ourselves.

-Therefore, there's a universe

-where my parents didn't die.

-In that universe,

-we're still a family.

-I'm proud of the version of myself

-that's still living there...

-..because he's happy.

-There's another version of me...

-..who's had a life that's

-a thousand times worse than mine.

-I feel sorry for that Math.

-Then there's me.

-I'm here.

-Somewhere in the middle.

-Does that make sense?

-So I should be happy

-for the version of me...

-..who doesn't live in a hovel

-and sees his son once a fortnight.

-We've got a spare room.

-Come and live with Annest and me.

-We could use the extra rent.

-CLATTERING

-Are you talking about me again?

-What has Annest done this time?

-Has she psychologically scarred

-anyone else?

-Has she poisoned everyone?

-Has she converted everyone

-to Satanism?

-You think you're so clever.

-Ha, ha, ha!

-Isn't Annest stupid?

-She can't tell

-her arse from her elbow!

-You're not perfect.

-At least I'm trying to help

-but what have you done?

-Eurig was right. We're not friends.

-How many of you stuck up for me?

-Hmmm?

-You know how many.

-Not one of you.

-Have any of you thanked me

-for today?

-No.

-Get stuffed!

-I'm not going to play your games

-any more.

-If you don't like it,

-you can kiss this!

-OK?

-And now, I'm going to be sick.

-I'll check that she's alright.

-ALED SNIGGERS

-APPROACHING FOOTSTEPS

-The A324 runs through the forest,

-a mile in that direction.

-There's a 24-hour garage

-at the junction.

-Thank you.

-Is there room in your tent

-for a small one?

-That's not what I meant!

-I want a place to sleep.

-Annest threw up

-over my side of the bed.

-Sorry.

-Sorry.

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-Come on, Casanova!

-Keep your dirty hands to yourself.

-I hope you don't snore.

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