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IV of morphine and I have booked a CT scan for the abdo.

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Hang on, hang on. Morphine? But she could have taken anything.

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Missing patients, missed bloods.

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Everything's falling apart around you.

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-If I'm so rubbish, you take care of everything.

-OK, fine.

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Don't worry about it. Hey, hey.

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I've got your back, OK?

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Chrissie sent your flowers back. Guess she doesn't do irony.

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Woman trouble.

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THEY GASP AND LAUGH

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I need to know what you've taken. Opiates go missing.

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You're acting really spaced out.

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-Excuse me for being suspicious.

-Wow, wow.

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The paranoia has finally got to you.

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So, we're still getting married?

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That banner thing was lovely but the wedding has to be small.

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Your wish, my command.

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Oh, good. This is good.

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So, why did you decide to get married?

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Oh, wow! That's a great question.

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Why did we decide to get married?

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Darling, do you want to take this one?

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-Well, it was just a spontaneous thing, really.

-You should... Sorry.

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You should know, for the record, that she actually proposed to me.

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Technically.

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She couldn't bear me referring to her as my "girlfriend"

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or "partner" one more time, so...

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So, I said "How about 'Wife'?"

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Well, I said, "Of course!"

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And then we were engaged, for, for...how long?

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About four months.

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Yeah, about four months.

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Until last week when we suddenly thought, you know,

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"What the hell are we waiting for?"

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Didn't we? And I phoned you.

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And you said you had a free slot.

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So, here we both are!

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Is this for real?

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Yeah. Think of it as a mentoring scheme.

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How am I supposed to do my job?

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Same as before, except from now,

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whenever you sign a drug out from the DDA cupboard,

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you'll get the record book countersigned

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-by a registrar or a consultant.

-What's this?

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A new initiative as of this morning. There was an email.

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The drugs cupboard is always the responsibility of the senior nurse.

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That is why I have the key.

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Yes, but there is an investigation pending as to how a locum doctor

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got his hands on industrial quantities of Camoxidan

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on our ward,

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so until we're all exonerated...

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You know why they don't give doctors this key?

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Because doctors go AWOL. Yeah? And they lose everything.

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Thanks for the vote of confidence, Eddi.

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What am I supposed to do, Michael,

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if a patient needs urgent medication and I can't find anybody?

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-Make sure you do.

-What if I can't?

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From where I'm standing, it seems a tad draconian.

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Here are the facts.

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We've just scraped through an investigation

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into the death of a patient who more or less died in the back of a van

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under my watch, and now I've got to explain how a couple of weeks ago

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we had a doctor who was operating while strung out on painkillers.

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What would you do?

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I'd write it off as two unfortunate but unconnected events.

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Schneider was an addict. Wherever he was, he'd have found a way.

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If the senior nurse wasn't so accommodating.

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That is dangerously speculative.

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He's banging the woman with the keys to the jar,

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and his pockets are full of cookies.

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It's a complete coincidence(!)

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Look, until this investigation is over, we're ALL under suspicion.

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Well, then, there's no need to pick on our senior nurse, is there?

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-Why don't we just let her get on with her job?

-Yes, Eddi?

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I need to get some codeine for my patient.

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And I'm assuming I can't sign it out without a chaperone?

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Mr Hemingway?

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Yeah.

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We've been through all of this before.

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It just feels weird that we're taking this huge step

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in four days' time and nobody knows about it.

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I don't think it's weird - I think it's romantic.

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Our families, the girls.

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If we tell the girls, we've got to tell your mum.

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We tell your mum, we've got to tell my dad and before you know it...

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Or you and me could run off in our lunch hour,

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do this fantastically romantic thing,

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it's just about you and me.

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Can we go for lunch or dinner afterwards?

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Maybe even a hotel room for the night? A mini-moon?

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I'll see if I can get the time off.

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But it's not about anyone else.

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It's just about us.

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And no fuss.

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Just us, remember?

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No fuss. Just us.

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PHONE RINGS

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Are you going to get that?

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The moment she hears my voice, she'll know we're up to something.

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Right. That's it. I'm turning my mobile off till Friday.

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Oh, you can't do that!

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Trust me, it is safer this way.

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You know after Friday, we can call her.

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We can call the girls. We can call everyone. But till then...

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Who'd have thought, eh? Rainy night at Rodolfo's. We'd wind up here.

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In four days' time, you're going to be...

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Mrs Sacha Levy.

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So that is two codeine for Mrs Johanssen.

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Which means that 18 codeine

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-are going right back in the drug cupboard.

-Agreed.

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-You don't have to stick up for me, you know?

-Sorry?

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I heard you with Michael. I can fight my own battles.

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I don't doubt that.

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I know everyone thinks it was me -

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that I was supplying Max.

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Really? Interesting.

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Personally, I think Max probably had his own supply from somewhere else,

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and now he's gone, you'd like to just get on with your life

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and forget he ever existed.

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Right.

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We really don't have to do this.

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-Do what?

-I've got better things to do with my day

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than follow you to the drugs cupboard.

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Why don't you sign things out

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in the normal way, and if anyone asks, I'll say I was your witness.

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How do you know I won't steal five packs of morphine and go sell them

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-down the nearest playground?

-I don't. But I trust you.

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Mr Griffin, I know this is short notice,

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but I was wondering whether I could have Friday afternoon off.

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It's not ideal, to be honest. But if it's for something vital...

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Well, it's vital-ish.

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Daniel, he's got a doctor's appointment.

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Everything's OK, I hope.

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Yeah, it's just hard to get an appointment with a paediatrician.

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Well, if it's easier, you could take the whole day.

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No, no. That's fine, no fuss.

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OK.

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OK, spill.

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Spill what?

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"Doctor's appointment." Come on.

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That's right up there with "the dog ate my homework."

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You live with Sacha.

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He's your own 24-hour on-call personal physician.

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Sacha is not a paediatrician.

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Nah, I'm not buying it.

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You're up to something. Channers, what'd you reckon?

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-I dunno.

-Got it.

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-You're doing one of those instant facelifts.

-No. But thanks.

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Oh! I know. Mr Levy's

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-taking you on a mini break to... Bath?

-No.

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Paris? Rome? Oh, Fuengirola?

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You're up to something.

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There's no secret. You can stop looking at me like that.

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Right, what've we got here?

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This is Henrietta. She's from the ED.

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Her car met a wall at 40 miles an hour.

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-There weren't any passengers.

-Yikes.

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Yep, Glasgow Coma Scale was seven at the scene so they intubated her.

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They gave her a head CT in the ED.

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Well, there's no sign of any obvious damage.

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Looks like it could be a possible AVM.

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But why is she still unconscious?

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I don't know. Right, low Glasgow Coma Scale at the scene so...

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could be postictal.

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Well, it's a possibility, certainly.

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Well, I'd say it's way more than a possibility. Look right there.

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Sacha, can you see in the corner?

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Maybe she had a seizure. Could have caused the crash.

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It's a good call.

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-Right, let's call Keller and get her an EEG.

-Will do, boss.

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Oh, my god.

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What? What is it?

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Er hang...hang on a minute.

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-Hey, guys.

-Hi, Dad.

-Hi, Dad.

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What's up? Anything happened?

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-I told you, you'd forgot.

-What have I forgotten?

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Excuse me, do you know where AAU is, please?

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-Down the end, turn left.

-OK, thanks.

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I mean, obviously, it's great you guys coming to stay with us

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for the next few days while your mum's away, and...

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..you know, we're really looking forward to it.

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But...

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You don't want to be stuck with Dad and Chrissie every night.

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Why are you trying to get rid of us?

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I'm not. Of course I'm not.

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I mean that's absolutely the last thing...

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Have you planned something else? Something with Chrissie?

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Yes. OK. Yes. I've screwed up.

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I've booked to take Chrissie away for the night.

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-So, take her away another night.

-Thing is, it's a special occasion,

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so if there's any way you guys can...

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-What special occasion?

-Is it her birthday?

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No.

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Oh, my god! You're getting married?

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Are you?

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Oh, sorry to interrupt. Your suspected AVM.

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Her husband's here.

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My suspected AVM.

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Sacha. Your mother called again.

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Oh, crikey! What did you tell her?

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Well, the same as the last three times.

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Your phone's broken. You're busy in theatre with a patient.

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Oh, Good. Good, excellent.

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Excuse me, this is Mr Levy.

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All right?

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I'm so sorry to have kept you waiting.

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-Where have you been?

-I'm sorry?

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You're supposed to be Helen's doctor. She's just been lying here.

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Well, we're just about to send her up to Keller ward for a test

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called an EEG.

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She's been in here two hours, passed from pillar to post

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and you don't know what's wrong with her. Sorry, it's not good enough.

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Look,

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I appreciate how distressing this must be to see her like this,

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but I'm afraid there's nothing we can do...

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We'd just had breakfast, she said she was popping down the shops.

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Next thing I know, the phone goes, some guy from the hospital.

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Why did this happen? What's wrong with her?

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Why hasn't she woken up yet?

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We don't think she's unconscious because of the accident.

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We think she crashed the car because she blacked out.

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-But why?

-Look's like she had a fit,

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which was brought on by her underlying condition.

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What are you talking about? What condition?

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Girls? What are you doing here? Beka, what's the matter?

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Why don't you want us at your wedding?

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-Why did you tell them about Friday?

-They forced it out of me.

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We agreed - just us.

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They'll have to go and stay with your mum.

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Now they know it's happening, wouldn't that be a bit brutal?

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I mean, would it be so bad if they came?

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You'll have to explain to them that we love them very much,

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but it's not that kind of occasion.

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No. I'm sorry. I cannot do that. I can't look my daughters in the eye

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and tell them I don't want them there. Because I do.

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-We agreed - just us!

-That's the thing.

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After Friday, they are us.

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You're going to be their stepmother.

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"Us" will mean the five of us.

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Let's talk about this later.

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Hang on, I live with her! I think I'd know if she had a condition.

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Fine. If you don't believe us, why don't you take her home?

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I'm sure it's a way better idea

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than you letting us take her up to a fully equipped High Dependency Unit.

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She needs an urgent neurological assessment, all right?

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She might be still fitting.

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Look at her, she ain't waking up, is she?

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-But, obviously, you know best.

-Nurse McKee. A word, please.

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I am so, so sorry about that. Nurse McKee she's...

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she's a great nurse but she's a little...feisty.

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This is Sister Williams. She's going to be taking Henrietta up to Keller.

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Henny. She hates being called Henrietta. It's always Henny.

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Apparently she has something called an AVM. Do you know what that is?

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Abnormality in the brain.

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Do they know what causes it?

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I'm afraid we don't know.

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How long's she known?

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Well, according to her notes, about five years.

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So, go on, then.

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Go on, what?

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Give me the "you were bang out of order" speech.

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Cos I know you're dying to.

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Spooky. It's like you can see inside my mind.

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I'm sorry that I lost my temper.

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OK, it was very unprofessional of me.

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I will apologise.

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There, are we done?

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What did he say that upset you so much?

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Maybe I'm just sick and tired of everyone trying to undermine me.

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I just want to do my job, Luc.

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I'd like to get a little bit of respect.

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Well, why don't you just do it?

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Shut out the white noise, get your head down,

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ignore the rest of the world.

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Cos we're not all like you.

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We can't all just do that.

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I'm afraid that the CT scan showed that the AVM had bled.

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So, what? You'll want to operate?

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Well, given the small size of the bleed, and the risks of surgery,

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we don't believe it's worth operating at this stage.

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So, what can you do?

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All we can do now is keep an eye on her,

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and see if she shows any signs of improvement.

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Could she wake up?

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As my colleague says, we'll keep a close eye on her.

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You OK?

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When we were 17, the summer we met,

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Hen told me about a view that she'd found up near where we lived.

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So, she dragged me up this near-vertical hill.

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I'm out of breath after about five minutes, but up she goes.

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Then half way up, she gashes her leg open on a rock.

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But it doesn't slow her down.

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And when we got to the top,

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the view was so breathtaking,

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I asked her to marry me on the spot.

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Hen doesn't give up, you know.

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She never gives up.

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Don't worry, we'll look after her.

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I know you will.

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I know that.

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Come on, Hen.

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You can do it.

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Be strong.

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You know, they've been together 40 years?

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You get less for murder.

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I can't imagine what it must be like to be with someone that long.

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Like being buried alive.

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Do you know, one day, that'll be you in that bed

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wanting someone to fight your corner.

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-To hold your hand.

-Sure.

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But I'm not about to trade in passion for bedroom slippers

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just cos I'm scared I'll die alone some day.

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I still don't get why you don't want to have a proper wedding.

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It's not that I don't want a proper wedding.

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Aren't you going to wear a big white dress?

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No, I think I'd look a bit silly in a big white dress.

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What will we call you when you and Dad are married?

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"Chrissie" will be fine.

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I think it's like you're ashamed to be getting married.

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Rachel, do you want to come to the wedding or not?

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Suppose.

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Right, here we are. First stop - Holby City!

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Next stop - school!

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What was that?

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What?

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The hand drop?

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Ah, it's no big deal.

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OK. Well, in that case...

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I just don't think it's very professional, that's all.

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Well, I disagree. I see consultants holding hands all the time.

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Elliot and Jac,

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Hanssen and Ric Griffin. Everyone's at it.

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Well, I don't think we need to rub it in our colleagues' faces,

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-the fact that we're...

-The fact that we're what?

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-You know.

-I was just holding your hand!

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It's not like we were going at it hammer and tongs in the coffee bar.

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-Come on. Hold my hand.

-No.

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-Hold my hand!

-No. Get off...

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-No.

-Olly, I'm serious.

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Well, I'm not letting go, so...

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You all right? You seem a bit...

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So would you be if you were stuck in a hot car with a bunch of Levys.

0:18:020:18:05

That's what you signed up for.

0:18:050:18:08

What happened?

0:18:100:18:11

She blew a pupil.

0:18:110:18:13

We ran a CT scan and the bleed's got much bigger.

0:18:160:18:19

So, we're taking her straight into theatre.

0:18:190:18:21

Why? I mean, at her age, aren't you taking a massive risk?

0:18:210:18:25

The neurosurgeons have talked to the husband. He knows the risks.

0:18:250:18:28

-He still wants to put her through it?

-I've got the information.

0:18:280:18:31

I know there's a chance she won't survive the op.

0:18:310:18:33

I also know she'll almost certainly die without it.

0:18:330:18:35

The neuros are taking her through now. You scrubbing in?

0:18:350:18:39

Sure.

0:18:390:18:40

So you collapsed on a bus? Is that right?

0:18:400:18:42

Miss Yang.

0:18:420:18:44

Yes. I know your name is Miss Yang, yes. I got that.

0:18:440:18:47

And you collapsed on a bus?

0:18:470:18:49

SPEAKS CHINESE

0:18:490:18:51

Yes, I know you have pain in your heart.

0:18:510:18:53

We think you might have had a heart attack...

0:18:530:18:56

Is there any luck with that translator?

0:18:560:18:58

-Not yet. I'm working on it.

-Oh, terrific! Marvellous!

0:18:580:19:00

I have no way of communicating with Miss Yang. There's no patient notes.

0:19:000:19:03

It's like Odile all over again.

0:19:030:19:07

Except, hopefully not. Obviously.

0:19:070:19:10

So, did you get the pain relief? Did you get the Camoxidan?

0:19:100:19:13

-Yeah.

-Then, given her echo results,

0:19:130:19:16

let's get her up to Darwin, as soon as possible.

0:19:160:19:18

Could you give them a call?

0:19:180:19:19

I've already done it. Miss Naylor is expecting her shortly.

0:19:190:19:22

Ah, well, I'm sure Jac will give her a very warm welcome.

0:19:220:19:26

Sacha, there's somebody here to see you.

0:19:260:19:27

Oh, great. Who?

0:19:270:19:29

Oh, crikey!

0:19:340:19:37

Ah, Doctor Lo.

0:19:390:19:40

Before you go running to HR, I want you to know

0:19:400:19:44

that I'm in no way making cultural assumptions

0:19:440:19:46

in regards to your ethnicity,

0:19:460:19:49

but do you by any chance speak Chinese?

0:19:490:19:50

SPEAKS CHINESE

0:19:500:19:52

That's a yes.

0:19:530:19:55

Well. Looks like we might have finally found a use for you, then.

0:19:550:19:58

Well?

0:20:050:20:06

She's survived the operation.

0:20:080:20:09

Of course she did. I told you.

0:20:090:20:11

My girl's made of strong stuff.

0:20:110:20:13

But I have to stress that she's still in a critical condition.

0:20:130:20:15

-So, what happens now?

-We take her through to Intensive Care.

0:20:150:20:18

-Can I go with her?

-I'm afraid we need some time to get her set up in ITU.

0:20:180:20:22

But as soon as we've finished, you can go through.

0:20:220:20:24

When she wakes up, you'll let her know I'm here, won't you?

0:20:240:20:27

Of course.

0:20:270:20:29

Congratulations!

0:20:340:20:37

What did we do?

0:20:370:20:38

Not you. Sister Williams! You kept that quiet.

0:20:380:20:40

-Why didn't you say anything?

-About what?

0:20:400:20:43

Sister Williams and Mr Levy are getting married on Friday!

0:20:430:20:46

Really?

0:20:460:20:47

So. Tell us everything. What's the dress like?

0:20:470:20:49

Who are your bridesmaids?

0:20:490:20:51

Where are you going on your honeymoon?

0:20:510:20:53

-It's not that kind of wedding.

-Oh, that's a shame!

0:20:530:20:55

And it was supposed to be a secret. How does everyone know?

0:20:550:20:58

What choice did you leave me, Sacha?

0:20:580:21:00

I was this close to breaking my leg so I could get myself admitted.

0:21:000:21:05

Mum.

0:21:050:21:06

So, you're running away like some kind of shotgun job.

0:21:060:21:11

Where're you going? Gretna Green?

0:21:110:21:13

Mum. You know I adore you, but this is the reason I didn't tell you.

0:21:130:21:16

Because I knew it would become this huge issue.

0:21:160:21:19

I'm not making any huge issue.

0:21:190:21:21

-Aren't you?

-No!

0:21:210:21:23

You're an adult. You can do what you like.

0:21:230:21:26

Thank you.

0:21:280:21:29

I might feel a little hurt.

0:21:290:21:32

I might wonder what I've done to offend you

0:21:320:21:35

and Chrissie that you shut me out like this.

0:21:350:21:39

Look, you know, we've got three kids between us.

0:21:390:21:42

We've both been married before.

0:21:420:21:43

It's not exactly like we're love's young dream, is it?

0:21:430:21:46

What's age got to do with it?

0:21:460:21:48

Sacha, if you can look me in the eye, and tell me

0:21:480:21:51

that a little registry office with no-one there -

0:21:510:21:55

is that what you really want?

0:21:550:21:56

Is that your dream wedding?

0:21:560:21:59

Is that going to make you happy?

0:21:590:22:01

Then I will give you my blessing.

0:22:010:22:05

Ah, Valentine! Any sign of your girlfriend?

0:22:090:22:12

-My what?

-She was supposed to be getting back to me

0:22:120:22:14

with a diagnosis for our Chinese friend about half an hour ago.

0:22:140:22:17

I'll go and check. And FYI she's not my girlfriend.

0:22:170:22:19

Oh. Just sex, then, is it?

0:22:190:22:20

No, I think you must be confusing us with you and Nurse Maconie.

0:22:200:22:25

SPEAKS CHINESE

0:22:270:22:31

Yep, right. Uh-huh.

0:22:410:22:45

Mum, I'm going to call you back.

0:22:480:22:51

"Mum?"

0:22:530:22:56

See, in my experience, when a woman's about to get married

0:22:590:23:01

usually she can't talk about anything else.

0:23:010:23:03

-But you...?

-I don't want to talk about this.

0:23:030:23:06

Er, correct me if I'm wrong,

0:23:060:23:07

but isn't this supposed to be the happiest day of your life?

0:23:070:23:10

Tell me. Am I making a terrible mistake, here?

0:23:100:23:13

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Why would you even ask me that?

0:23:130:23:16

Just tell me.

0:23:160:23:17

Look, it doesn't it matter what I...

0:23:170:23:18

The only thing that matters is what you think.

0:23:180:23:22

I thought I'd feel certain by now,

0:23:220:23:25

but I've just got all these questions

0:23:250:23:27

going round and round in my head.

0:23:270:23:29

Like can I really be the wife he wants me to be?

0:23:290:23:33

Can I stay faithful to him for the rest of my life?

0:23:330:23:36

I mean, I've screwed every other relationship up,

0:23:360:23:39

so why would this be different?

0:23:390:23:40

You know what, Chrissie? You're asking the wrong guy.

0:23:430:23:47

I mean, I don't know.

0:23:470:23:48

I can't even book a holiday with a guy

0:23:480:23:50

cos how do I know how I'm going to feel about him in three months.

0:23:500:23:54

So, how do you know how you're going to feel in ten years?

0:23:540:23:57

Or 20?

0:23:570:23:59

I guess, you grow together.

0:24:000:24:02

BEEPING

0:24:020:24:05

What's up?

0:24:060:24:07

ITU. It's Henny.

0:24:070:24:09

OK, so just to be absolutely clear.

0:24:090:24:12

You told Naylor you could speak Chinese when you can't?

0:24:120:24:15

No, I can. It's just... Two languages in Chinese -

0:24:150:24:18

Mandarin and Cantonese.

0:24:180:24:19

And guess what, Miss Yang speaks Cantonese and I speak Mandarin.

0:24:190:24:23

Come on, they can't be that different.

0:24:230:24:25

They're completely different. Like English and Swedish.

0:24:250:24:30

Why don't you just come clean?

0:24:300:24:31

Because this is the first time since I've been here

0:24:310:24:34

that Miss Naylor actually needs me.

0:24:340:24:36

-I can be genuinely useful to her.

-Except you can't.

0:24:360:24:39

Thanks. Helpful.

0:24:390:24:41

So, you decided to call your mother.

0:24:410:24:43

Yeah, well, she speaks both.

0:24:430:24:44

It was the best idea I could come up with on the spur of the moment.

0:24:440:24:47

OK. What's your diagnosis?

0:24:470:24:49

Well, I don't have one.

0:24:490:24:51

I'd just managed to get hold of her when you showed up.

0:24:510:24:53

OK. Well, I guess we should continue our cross-examination.

0:24:530:24:57

-We?

-Yup. Me, you, and your mum.

0:24:570:25:01

I don't...I don't understand this.

0:25:030:25:05

You said she was doing well.

0:25:050:25:06

I said she survived the operation.

0:25:060:25:09

We've done another scan.

0:25:120:25:15

She has massive brain swelling.

0:25:150:25:17

There's nothing more that the neurosurgeons can do.

0:25:170:25:20

No. You have to do something.

0:25:200:25:22

-I'm afraid there is nothing else that we can do.

-There has to be.

0:25:220:25:24

We can do what we can to make her comfortable.

0:25:240:25:26

She won't be in any pain.

0:25:260:25:28

No. No. Please. Please!

0:25:280:25:31

Please, Henny.

0:25:310:25:32

Henny, don't give up.

0:25:320:25:34

You can't give up. I'm not going to let you give up.

0:25:340:25:39

She's only ever had Chinese medicine...

0:25:390:25:41

Apart from the Camoxidan they presumably gave her on AAU?

0:25:410:25:44

And she says that

0:25:440:25:46

every friend of hers treated in a Western hospital

0:25:460:25:49

has come out in a box.

0:25:490:25:50

Hang on, Mum.

0:25:500:25:51

The cardiac enzymes rules out a heart attack.

0:25:510:25:53

But there's clearly some sort of a murmur

0:25:530:25:55

and the ECG shows irregular tracings.

0:25:550:25:57

Let's give her diuretics, beta blockers

0:25:570:25:59

and run a stress echo first thing tomorrow morning, OK?

0:25:590:26:03

Hi, Mum.

0:26:030:26:05

What?

0:26:060:26:08

All she needs is a cup of tea to restore the balance.

0:26:100:26:13

Right, well, we might give you the beta blockers, too.

0:26:130:26:16

Just to be on the safe side.

0:26:160:26:17

Thank you.

0:26:170:26:18

She'd figured out something was up, just like I said she would,

0:26:240:26:27

and under cross-examination, I'm afraid Beka folded.

0:26:270:26:29

So, she came to AAU demanding answers.

0:26:290:26:32

And she took the opportunity to inform the entire hospital.

0:26:320:26:35

OK. Listen to me. Listen to me. Here's the thing -

0:26:350:26:38

Now everyone knows about it and the cat's out the bag,

0:26:380:26:41

why don't we just go for it?

0:26:410:26:43

Go for what?

0:26:430:26:44

A proper wedding.

0:26:440:26:45

Come on, come on. Bad dancing.

0:26:450:26:49

Too much food. A buffet.

0:26:490:26:50

You know, and everyone we know and love there to support us.

0:26:500:26:53

-We get married in two days' time.

-It's fine, it's fine.

0:26:530:26:55

Mum said she'd organise everything for us.

0:26:550:26:57

BEEPING

0:26:570:26:59

Right, I've got to go.

0:26:590:27:00

Look, she said nothing would make her happier

0:27:000:27:02

than to give us the wedding we deserve.

0:27:020:27:04

Just think about it, OK?

0:27:040:27:05

Oh, and I'll go on a diet after the wedding. Yes? Promise.

0:27:050:27:10

What?

0:27:160:27:18

Will you stop laughing at me?

0:27:200:27:21

You could have come clean,

0:27:210:27:23

and instead, you decide to jump through all these ridiculous hoops.

0:27:230:27:26

You're a genius at making life difficult for yourself.

0:27:260:27:28

-Shut up.

-Honestly. It's what I love about you.

0:27:280:27:31

I...er.

0:27:330:27:34

-Beta blockers and diuretics.

-Yeah. Do you need me to...?

0:27:350:27:38

-No. I'm good, thanks.

-Good.

0:27:380:27:39

Tea! Yes! Thank you.

0:27:420:27:45

Yes, tea. But only if you take these.

0:27:450:27:50

I'm sorry, what was that?

0:27:530:27:57

No, you need to take them.

0:27:570:27:59

Take them.

0:27:590:28:01

It says in your notes that you took two Camoxidan in AAU, so...

0:28:010:28:04

Hang on a minute. Empty your pockets.

0:28:040:28:08

Pockets, empty. Now.

0:28:080:28:13

Well, these are aspirin.

0:28:180:28:21

Why would they say Camoxidan if they gave you aspirin?

0:28:210:28:25

SHE SPEAKS CHINESE

0:28:250:28:27

I'm sorry. I don't understand.

0:28:270:28:29

SHE SPEAK CHINESE

0:28:320:28:36

No, no. Definitely not.

0:28:390:28:43

As the sun travelled downwards as she walked

0:28:460:28:49

with grains across the sand.

0:28:490:28:51

The tide moving gently toward the rocks,

0:28:510:28:53

stopping close to the edge.

0:28:530:28:56

She looked into the deep blue water.

0:28:560:29:01

That's very kind of you. Thank you.

0:29:010:29:03

I've been sat here for two hours,

0:29:030:29:06

trying to pluck up the courage to call her kids.

0:29:060:29:08

-Her kids?

-You've all assumed, and not unreasonably,

0:29:080:29:12

that Henny's my wife.

0:29:120:29:15

Oh, I'm sorry. It's just something you said

0:29:160:29:18

-about proposing when you were 17.

-I did.

0:29:180:29:21

But my parents thought we were too young to know our own minds.

0:29:210:29:23

So, we went our separate ways. I joined the Merchant Navy.

0:29:230:29:27

I wound up in Sydney.

0:29:270:29:28

We married other people. Had kids.

0:29:280:29:30

-Lived our lives.

-So, how did you...?

0:29:300:29:34

One night, three years ago, I couldn't sleep.

0:29:340:29:40

So, I went looking for something to read and I found this.

0:29:400:29:44

And there was her name. Our names together on the page.

0:29:440:29:47

And I suddenly realised

0:29:470:29:49

I'd spent most of my life feeling like there was a part of me missing.

0:29:490:29:53

The power of the internet! Took me five minutes to find her.

0:29:550:29:58

Still living in the same town I'd left behind 40 years previously.

0:29:580:30:03

So, what did you do?

0:30:050:30:06

I contrived a business trip to London.

0:30:060:30:10

Dropped her a casual e-mail

0:30:100:30:11

suggesting we have a quick coffee at Paddington Station.

0:30:110:30:14

It took us ten seconds to realise

0:30:160:30:18

we'd both spent our lives married to the wrong people.

0:30:180:30:22

-Oh, good. You're still alive.

-Why wouldn't I be?

0:30:250:30:28

The fact you disappeared off the face of the earth last night,

0:30:280:30:31

and haven't been answering your mobile.

0:30:310:30:32

Yeah, well. I had studying to do, so, I just switched it off.

0:30:320:30:36

Right.

0:30:360:30:38

Miss Yang!

0:30:400:30:41

Lucy grab me a crash trolley, please!

0:30:430:30:46

-Morning, Professor Hope.

-Morning.

0:30:460:30:47

She seems to be having some sort of reaction.

0:30:470:30:49

-What have you given her?

-Beta blockers and diuretics.

0:30:490:30:52

Has she taken anything else? Eaten? Opiates?

0:30:520:30:56

-Unlikely. Look at her.

-Didn't she have Camoxidan on AAU?

0:30:560:30:58

-No she just had aspirin.

-OK, I'll check.

0:30:580:31:00

Does she have any allergies?

0:31:000:31:02

I don't know. This is her first time in hospital.

0:31:020:31:04

She doesn't have any notes.

0:31:040:31:06

You didn't just ask her?

0:31:060:31:08

Dr Lo! We need to find out if she's allergic to anything.

0:31:080:31:11

-Who are you calling?

-My mum.

0:31:150:31:18

Is she a cardiologist?

0:31:180:31:19

Oh, I remember. Chinese lady - knitting, spoke no English.

0:31:190:31:22

She was prescribed two Camoxidan on ward...

0:31:220:31:25

Yeah, but did you actually see her take them?

0:31:250:31:27

I can't honestly remember. Why?

0:31:270:31:29

She's been pretending to take her medication

0:31:290:31:31

and putting the pills in her pocket,

0:31:310:31:33

but the pills in her pocket are just aspirin tablets,

0:31:330:31:35

and there's no record of any...

0:31:350:31:37

Oh, you're quite right. My mistake. She was just given aspirin.

0:31:370:31:40

I'll amend our records. Bye.

0:31:400:31:43

-Nurse McKee.

-Yeah?

0:31:500:31:53

I've got a patient in bed eight with acute abdo pains.

0:31:530:31:55

I wonder if you could get her two Camoxidan.

0:31:550:31:58

-OK.

-Failing that, I'm sure aspirin would be just as effective.

0:31:580:32:01

After all, the two are pretty much interchangeable, aren't they?

0:32:010:32:05

So, I spoke to Hemingway.

0:32:060:32:08

It was just aspirin that they gave her. That's all.

0:32:080:32:11

This is a ridiculous situation...

0:32:110:32:13

This is our western medicine. She told us it was poison.

0:32:130:32:16

What's she taken in the last 24 hours?

0:32:160:32:18

Could you ask her to ask her to please tell us

0:32:180:32:21

what she's taken?

0:32:210:32:23

Must be something. She's Jac Naylor's patient, could you page her?

0:32:230:32:26

It's already done.

0:32:260:32:28

SHE SPEAKS CHINESE

0:32:280:32:30

Thank you. Could it be something she's eaten?

0:32:300:32:34

Hello, hello, Mrs Lo, yes, yes.

0:32:340:32:35

Could you ask what has she had to eat and drink, thank you.

0:32:350:32:38

The tea. Ma Huang.

0:32:380:32:39

-What?

-Of course!

0:32:390:32:43

Well, this all looks very cosy.

0:32:430:32:44

Do you mind bringing me up to speed?

0:32:440:32:46

Miss Yang drinks Ma Huang tea which contains ephedrine

0:32:460:32:49

which in large quantities would have exacerbated her aortic stenosis.

0:32:490:32:53

I mean this is something Chinese herbalists

0:32:530:32:56

prescribe for a common cold.

0:32:560:32:57

I think it's led to distension of her left ventricle

0:32:570:33:00

and I would suggest you perform an urgent aortic valve replacement.

0:33:000:33:04

Would you, now? Well, I'm almost impressed.

0:33:040:33:08

Prep her, you can join me in theatre.

0:33:090:33:12

Oh, Mum! Er, Mum, Hi. Yes. No, it's fine. No, thank you. Goodbye.

0:33:130:33:17

-This has got nothing to do with you.

-This has everything to do with me.

0:33:190:33:23

One of our patients was in agony because she had no pain relief.

0:33:230:33:26

I gave her painkillers.

0:33:260:33:27

It's not my fault if she chose not to take them.

0:33:270:33:30

Firstly, you're supposed to make sure

0:33:300:33:32

the patient actually swallows what you give them.

0:33:320:33:34

And secondly, you gave her the wrong pain relief.

0:33:340:33:37

Why did you give her the wrong pain relief?

0:33:370:33:39

Why are you asking me a question when you already know the answer?

0:33:390:33:42

Because I want to hear you say it.

0:33:420:33:43

-I want you to tell me the truth for once.

-Fine.

0:33:430:33:48

I swapped the Camoxidan with aspirin

0:33:480:33:50

because I knew it would make almost no difference whatsoever to her,

0:33:500:33:54

and I had a headache.

0:33:540:33:56

If you had a headache, you might have taken the aspirin yourself.

0:33:560:34:00

-How many times have you done this?

-A couple.

0:34:000:34:03

How many are you taking?

0:34:050:34:06

What difference does it make to you, Luc?

0:34:070:34:09

How many are you taking?

0:34:090:34:11

One every now and then, all right?

0:34:110:34:13

It's not like I'm some massive pill head. I'm a nurse.

0:34:130:34:15

-I know what I'm doing.

-What like Schneider knew what he was doing?

0:34:150:34:18

-Ah! You are loving this, aren't you?

-Mm?

0:34:180:34:22

Sat up on your high horse, passing judgement on the rest of us.

0:34:220:34:25

You're absolutely right.

0:34:250:34:26

There's nothing I like more than sticking my neck

0:34:260:34:28

on the line for someone

0:34:280:34:29

only to find out they've been lying to me all along.

0:34:290:34:31

I never asked you to stick up for me.

0:34:310:34:34

No, but I did. Because I thought you were better than him.

0:34:340:34:37

But you're not. You're just as weak as he is.

0:34:370:34:39

And for the record,

0:34:390:34:41

you put a foot wrong with one of my patients, you are on your own.

0:34:410:34:45

I just came to say goodbye. My shift's ended now.

0:35:060:35:09

I wish you could've met her.

0:35:090:35:12

Did you manage to get hold of her children?

0:35:120:35:14

I called her eldest. He's on his way down with his sister.

0:35:140:35:16

Well done.

0:35:160:35:18

You wouldn't believe it, he thanked me.

0:35:180:35:22

He said he'd never seen her so happy as these last three years.

0:35:220:35:26

He could show me such kindness, you know, after...

0:35:260:35:28

So, you can't regret what happened.

0:35:280:35:30

I can regret listening to my parents.

0:35:300:35:33

I can regret the pain we caused.

0:35:330:35:36

But how can I regret the rest?

0:35:360:35:38

No matter what else I've done, I found my soul mate.

0:35:400:35:43

How many of us can say that?

0:35:440:35:46

You OK?

0:35:570:35:59

How do I know?

0:36:000:36:02

How do I know if Sacha and I should be together?

0:36:020:36:04

How do I know if I'm doing the right thing?

0:36:060:36:09

Listen, Chrissie,

0:36:090:36:11

you're supposed to be getting married in less than 24 hours.

0:36:110:36:14

If you're still not sure, maybe you need to talk to...

0:36:150:36:18

There she is - the blushing bride!

0:36:180:36:20

Chantelle, give us a minute, please.

0:36:200:36:22

I just came to let you know

0:36:220:36:23

you've got 15 minutes to change into something glam.

0:36:230:36:26

Why?

0:36:260:36:29

They're coming, they're coming, they're coming!

0:36:290:36:32

-Here she is!

-Surprise!

0:36:320:36:34

APPLAUSE

0:36:340:36:37

Think that's my cue to er...

0:36:370:36:39

Don't you even think about it.

0:36:390:36:42

Earlier today, I asked your hubby-to-be

0:36:590:37:03

a few questions about you and your relationship.

0:37:030:37:06

So, now we're going to find out how well you really know each other.

0:37:070:37:12

OK. The first question's easy. Where did you two meet?

0:37:120:37:17

Right, we met in a bar.

0:37:170:37:18

The first thing she said to me was

0:37:180:37:20

"you look nothing like your photograph".

0:37:200:37:23

And he didn't look anything like his photograph.

0:37:230:37:26

And from then on, it just got worse.

0:37:260:37:28

She told me the only reason she was still there

0:37:280:37:31

is because the first two guys she'd chosen had bailed.

0:37:310:37:34

We didn't really hit it off straight away.

0:37:340:37:36

She let me buy her the world's smallest glass of wine,

0:37:360:37:38

which she downed in about three seconds,

0:37:380:37:41

and then she said to me,

0:37:410:37:44

"You seem like a nice guy...

0:37:440:37:45

"But this really isn't happening."

0:37:450:37:47

-But he wouldn't give up.

-That's my boy.

0:37:470:37:51

I said "OK, fine. Fair enough.

0:37:510:37:53

"You don't fancy me.

0:37:530:37:54

"That's, that's fair enough.

0:37:540:37:56

"But there is this Italian called Rodolfo's round the corner

0:37:560:38:01

"which does the best tiramisu in the world and I don't know about you,

0:38:010:38:04

"but I am absolutely starving and we've both got to eat, haven't we?"

0:38:040:38:07

I said I would come as long as he didn't make a pass at me.

0:38:070:38:10

I realised this is probably the only time in my life

0:38:100:38:13

I would get to spend time with a woman this beautiful,

0:38:130:38:15

so, I just thought, you know,

0:38:150:38:18

I'd make the evening last as long as I could.

0:38:180:38:21

The restaurant was absolutely awful.

0:38:210:38:24

It is my absolute favourite restaurant.

0:38:240:38:28

You know, waiters singing opera.

0:38:280:38:30

These fantastic murals, you know, in the loo.

0:38:300:38:34

And there was about three bottles of a really cheap Chianti.

0:38:340:38:38

You know the stuff you get in a basket.

0:38:380:38:40

And by the end of the night we had conceived Daniel.

0:38:400:38:44

-Oh.

-Thanks, for that.

0:38:450:38:47

Impressive. You should take notes.

0:38:470:38:50

That is so romantic! Do you ever go back to the restaurant?

0:38:500:38:55

No, I don't. I don't even know if it's still there.

0:38:550:38:58

Really? If it was me, I'd go back all the time.

0:38:580:39:00

It's where it first began.

0:39:000:39:02

OK. The next question.

0:39:020:39:05

I asked Sacha what his favourite part of your body was.

0:39:050:39:09

THEY LAUGH

0:39:090:39:13

KNOCK ON DOOR

0:39:130:39:15

Who are we expecting. You didn't invite Hanssen, did you?

0:39:150:39:18

I did, but he said he has salsa class on a Thursday night.

0:39:180:39:21

Oh, it should be that dwarf stripper I ordered.

0:39:210:39:23

You didn't?

0:39:230:39:25

Now this is what I call a party!

0:39:250:39:27

-You haven't shaved his eyebrows off yet?

-You came!

0:39:270:39:30

Yep. There's still 12 hours to go.

0:39:320:39:34

I didn't want to miss the opportunity

0:39:340:39:36

to talk you out of making the biggest mistake of your life.

0:39:360:39:38

Jac Naylor, ladies and gentleman.

0:39:440:39:46

I'm so happy to see this day.

0:39:520:39:56

There was a time,

0:39:560:39:58

after what happened with Helen,

0:39:580:40:00

I thought he'd never get over it.

0:40:000:40:04

A man's wife cheats on him like that...

0:40:060:40:10

Took him a long time to trust anybody after that.

0:40:110:40:16

That's why, in the end, I signed him up for the computer dating.

0:40:160:40:20

Practically had to force him to go there.

0:40:200:40:23

And then, at his first date he meets you!

0:40:230:40:28

As soon as I met you, I knew you were meant to be together.

0:40:300:40:34

I knew before you did!

0:40:340:40:38

In the Jewish faith, we believe that an unmarried man is incomplete.

0:40:400:40:45

Tomorrow you will make my Sacha

0:40:450:40:50

finally complete.

0:40:500:40:52

I know, technically, we're colleagues, I know we're colleagues

0:40:560:40:59

-Oh, here we go.

-But I...

0:40:590:41:01

I think of you guys as friends, I really do,

0:41:010:41:04

and I couldn't wish for better friends,

0:41:040:41:07

I really couldn't.

0:41:070:41:09

I love you guys.

0:41:090:41:10

There it is!

0:41:100:41:12

I do, I love you guys.

0:41:120:41:14

I just wish you could all have what I have...

0:41:140:41:17

Well, you know. In fairness, most of the hospital's had what you have.

0:41:170:41:20

-Ooh, come on, Jac!

-It's fine. Look, look.

0:41:200:41:23

Who are we kidding? Who are we kidding?

0:41:230:41:26

Chrissie's never pretended to be a nun.

0:41:260:41:28

Mmmm, you've just gone with the usual scenarios -

0:41:280:41:30

Japanese schoolgirl, flight attendant...

0:41:300:41:33

You're sick.

0:41:330:41:35

But, no seriously, we have to hand him some credit here,

0:41:350:41:38

-because this woman carries more baggage than a 737.

-Really?

0:41:380:41:41

-Several married consultants...

-Yes, I know. I know.

0:41:410:41:44

-Connie Beauchamp's then husband...

-Yes.

0:41:440:41:46

Sam Strachan, Stuart McElroy - he cut her face.

0:41:460:41:50

-What?

-Oh, who was the other one? Oliver Valentine...

0:41:500:41:54

But, to be fair, she's not the only one to go there, is she Jac?

0:41:540:41:57

Yeah, Greg Douglas...

0:41:570:41:59

What?!

0:41:590:42:01

Dan Hamilton. I mean, Dan Hamilton.

0:42:010:42:04

She didn't marry any of them, did she? You know.

0:42:040:42:06

To the best of my knowledge, she's only been married once

0:42:060:42:08

and that was to Owen, and that ended a long time ago.

0:42:080:42:11

I imagine the affair he had with her mother probably didn't help.

0:42:110:42:15

-Good god.

-Really?

-Look. But look, whatever's happened in the past,

0:42:150:42:19

-I am the father of her child.

-Maybe.

-And, well...

0:42:190:42:23

Yes, and I am the man she wants to be married to

0:42:240:42:27

and that is good enough for me.

0:42:270:42:29

Here, here.

0:42:290:42:31

Cheers to that.

0:42:310:42:33

MUSIC PLAYS: "It's Raining Men" by the Weather Girls

0:42:330:42:36

Where's the guest of honour?

0:42:430:42:45

I thought she was with you?

0:42:470:42:49

DRUNKEN CHEER

0:43:050:43:07

Chrissie!

0:43:110:43:12

It's quarter past midnight,

0:43:120:43:14

so, technically, it's your wedding day.

0:43:140:43:17

I thought it was supposed to be bad luck for the bride

0:43:170:43:19

and groom to see each other before the...

0:43:190:43:22

Oh, my god, you're not...?

0:43:240:43:26

Please don't make this any harder.

0:43:260:43:28

Of course you are. Of course you are.

0:43:280:43:31

You're going to bail on him, aren't you?

0:43:310:43:33

-Good.

-What?

0:43:350:43:37

More than anyone I have ever met, he deserves to be happy.

0:43:370:43:41

So if you can't stand up in front of everyone tomorrow

0:43:410:43:45

and promise to be faithful to him

0:43:450:43:46

for the rest of your life, then it's better to break his heart now

0:43:460:43:49

before this goes any further.

0:43:490:43:52

This has nothing to do with you.

0:43:530:43:55

It was always just a matter of time before you screwed him over.

0:43:550:43:58

Because people don't change.

0:43:590:44:02

Not really.

0:44:020:44:03

And deep down, he's not what you want.

0:44:030:44:07

But I guess you're the wrong side of 40

0:44:090:44:11

and scared of being on your own.

0:44:110:44:13

How are you feeling, Miss Yang?

0:44:270:44:28

SHE SPEAKS CHINESE

0:44:300:44:34

SHE SPEAKS CHINESE

0:44:340:44:36

She says she's feeling much better.

0:44:360:44:38

Well, the aortic valve replacement was a complete success,

0:44:380:44:41

so, all being well,

0:44:410:44:42

we should be able to send you home in the next few days.

0:44:420:44:45

SHE SPEAKS CHINESE

0:44:450:44:46

She looks confused.

0:44:530:44:54

Why does she look confused?

0:44:540:44:55

She doesn't. She looks fine.

0:44:550:44:57

I'd better get on the translation hotline line.

0:45:000:45:03

Thank you.

0:45:050:45:07

You're welcome.

0:45:070:45:08

Hi.

0:45:080:45:10

Hey.

0:45:100:45:11

What does that mean? What's that...?

0:45:120:45:15

Dunno? No idea.

0:45:150:45:18

Pam!

0:45:240:45:25

Hello?

0:45:330:45:34

Is it me, or is it very, very quiet round here?

0:45:390:45:43

Eerily so.

0:45:430:45:44

Still no answer. From any of them. From Chrissie, from my mum.

0:45:460:45:52

I just don't understand it. It makes no sense.

0:45:540:45:57

I'm sure there's a logical explanation.

0:45:570:45:59

Yes, well, there's a very logical explanation.

0:46:020:46:07

I just don't want to face it.

0:46:080:46:13

You hungry?

0:46:160:46:17

Why here?

0:46:390:46:41

Do you know it?

0:46:410:46:42

This is the place I was telling you about.

0:46:420:46:44

This is... This is Rodolfo's! Where we both met.

0:46:440:46:48

What's going on? We went to the Registry office.

0:47:040:47:08

You didn't want to get married in that tiny little room, did you?

0:47:080:47:12

I thought that's what you wanted.

0:47:120:47:13

I want to make you happy.

0:47:130:47:16

I don't understand. What does this mean?

0:47:180:47:22

What do you think it means, dummy?

0:47:220:47:23

You want to get married here? In Rodolfo's?

0:47:230:47:27

Why here?

0:47:290:47:30

Apparently it does the best tiramisu in the world.

0:47:300:47:34

We're ready. He's here.

0:47:340:47:36

MUSIC PLAYS: "At Last" by Etta James

0:47:430:47:47

APPLAUSE

0:47:490:47:52

-Who did all this, then?

-Us.

0:48:110:48:16

Ladies and gentlemen, a very warm welcome to you all.

0:48:410:48:44

We're gathered here today to witness the marriage of Sacha...

0:48:440:48:47

..Will you love her, comfort her, honour and protect her,

0:48:470:48:51

and, forsaking all others,

0:48:510:48:53

be faithful to her for as long as you both shall live?

0:48:530:48:57

I will.

0:48:570:48:59

Chrissie, will you take Sacha to be your husband?

0:48:590:49:03

Will you love him, comfort him, honour and protect him,

0:49:030:49:07

and, forsaking all others, be faithful to him

0:49:070:49:09

as long as you both shall live?

0:49:090:49:11

I will.

0:49:140:49:16

And now I believe the beautiful bride

0:49:220:49:25

would like to say a few words, so ladies and gentlemen,

0:49:250:49:31

I give you the new Mrs Levy!

0:49:310:49:35

Well, I would just like to thank my new mother-in-law,

0:49:380:49:42

and my gorgeous bridesmaids,

0:49:420:49:44

for helping me organise such a special occasion,

0:49:440:49:47

at such short notice.

0:49:470:49:48

Now, it's no big secret that in my search for Prince Charming,

0:49:480:49:53

I've kissed a lot of frogs.

0:49:530:49:55

And it has taken me a while to realise

0:49:550:49:58

that the best man of all was right under my nose the whole time.

0:49:580:50:03

And, as luck would have it, he's the father of my child.

0:50:030:50:08

Now a few of you have asked when I first realised,

0:50:080:50:11

you know, what was the moment that I knew he was the man for me.

0:50:110:50:15

Well, I can give you three moments.

0:50:150:50:17

One was last December when he sat at a bar by a piano

0:50:170:50:23

and serenaded me to his unique version

0:50:230:50:26

of "Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas".

0:50:260:50:29

And one was an awful week earlier this year,

0:50:300:50:34

when I thought I might have lost him,

0:50:340:50:37

and I was more frightened,

0:50:370:50:39

more lost, than I'd ever been in my life.

0:50:390:50:42

And one was seeing him through someone else's eyes.

0:50:440:50:47

A mutual friend of ours

0:50:500:50:51

said that out of everyone she had ever met,

0:50:510:50:54

he deserved to be happy.

0:50:540:50:55

And I realised they were right.

0:50:550:50:58

And that I was the lucky women who's been given that job.

0:50:580:51:01

I know that I will never meet a man as good as you.

0:51:030:51:07

As kind as you.

0:51:070:51:09

And I promise that I will do everything I can to make you happy.

0:51:110:51:15

APPLAUSE

0:51:170:51:20

MUSIC PLAYS: "Love Shack" by the B-52s

0:51:230:51:27

So, I looked up the red string online.

0:51:350:51:39

Miss Yang is just a crazy old lady.

0:51:390:51:42

It turns out, the gods tie an invisible string

0:51:420:51:45

around those who are destined to be together.

0:51:450:51:48

She thinks we're soul mates.

0:51:480:51:51

Oh. There's no such thing.

0:51:510:51:54

Leaving?

0:52:000:52:01

Yes, when the dancing starts, it's my cue to leave, definitely.

0:52:010:52:04

I don't want to endure any inebriated, dad-dancing.

0:52:040:52:07

That's a shame, I'm in the mood for a boogie.

0:52:070:52:09

-Who invited you?

-Elliot was kind enough to tip us off.

0:52:090:52:13

And there was no way I was going to pass up a wedding.

0:52:130:52:16

A free bar, and lots of desperate single women!

0:52:160:52:19

What's not to love?

0:52:190:52:20

So, are you and me going to dance, or what?

0:52:200:52:23

-I don't dance.

-Fair enough.

0:52:230:52:26

But I challenge you to resist the urge to move when you see this.

0:52:260:52:31

You really have no self-respect, at all, do you?

0:52:310:52:34

Screw self-respect. It's a wedding!

0:52:340:52:36

Hemingway!

0:52:370:52:39

Why aren't you dancing?

0:52:400:52:41

Oh, I know.

0:52:410:52:43

Is it because it's really uncomfortable

0:52:430:52:45

to move with that pole stuck up your arse?

0:52:450:52:48

-Eddi...

-Don't ignore me.

0:52:480:52:50

Oy! Where you going? I'm talking to you!

0:52:500:52:53

Hey! Turn the music off!

0:52:560:52:57

MUSIC STOPS

0:52:570:52:59

ALL: Aw!

0:52:590:53:00

I just want to say, well done, Sacha.

0:53:070:53:11

THEY CHEER AND APPLAUD

0:53:110:53:14

For finally growing a pair!

0:53:170:53:19

Woo-hoo!

0:53:190:53:21

And Chrissie, Chrissie...

0:53:210:53:24

Try not to cut them off all at once, will you?

0:53:260:53:29

Ooh, Luc Hemmingway, hello. Everybody look,

0:53:290:53:32

it's Luc Hemingway! Luc Hemingway.

0:53:320:53:35

Look, stop it. You're making a fool of yourself.

0:53:350:53:38

Oh, no! No!

0:53:380:53:39

He thinks I'm making a fool out of myself.

0:53:390:53:42

Well, I don't think I am.

0:53:420:53:43

I think it's because you're so goddamn boring!

0:53:430:53:45

Don't touch me.

0:53:450:53:47

Luc, don't touch me. Stop it, don't touch me.

0:53:470:53:51

Well, now it's a wedding, right? Come on, don't be like that.

0:53:510:53:55

You've seen drunk people before.

0:53:550:53:57

Come on, DJ, let's get the music on.

0:53:570:54:00

Malick, show 'em how it's done, come on now.

0:54:000:54:02

ALL: Whoop!

0:54:020:54:05

Luc, why can't you just leave me alone?

0:54:150:54:18

Because I don't trust you to look after yourself.

0:54:180:54:20

You want to talk to me about trust?

0:54:200:54:23

OK, Luc, how about I trusted you.

0:54:250:54:28

How about I trusted you enough to give you my key.

0:54:300:54:34

And you ran away. No explanation.

0:54:340:54:37

No reason. You just vanished.

0:54:370:54:39

I would have done anything for you.

0:54:410:54:43

No, don't.

0:54:430:54:44

You did this to me.

0:54:440:54:46

So, don't think you can come back here now

0:54:460:54:50

playing some kind of hero because it makes you feel less guilty,

0:54:500:54:53

because it's not going to make me hate you any less.

0:54:530:54:56

And believe me, I hate you.

0:54:560:54:58

I really hate you.

0:55:000:55:03

MUSIC PLAYS: "The Way You Look Tonight"

0:55:080:55:10

-Hey. Want to dance?

-I don't dance.

0:55:310:55:34

-Why not?

-I don't want to make a fool out of myself.

0:55:340:55:36

Well, see, that's the great thing about dancing.

0:55:360:55:39

So long we both make a fool of ourselves at the same time,

0:55:390:55:41

it doesn't matter, does it?

0:55:410:55:43

I don't know.

0:55:430:55:45

Just go with it. Don't over-think it.

0:55:450:55:48

Ladies and gentlemen, would you make your way outside,

0:55:480:55:52

as the bride and groom are ready to leave!

0:55:520:55:56

SPEAKS CHINESE

0:56:120:56:14

What does that mean?

0:56:140:56:16

-I will, I promise you, I will.

-Bye, dad.

-Bye!

0:56:290:56:33

Hang on. Wait.

0:56:330:56:35

Bye, bye.

0:56:360:56:39

Bye.

0:56:390:56:41

Bye.

0:56:430:56:45

Well, Mrs Levy.

0:56:480:56:51

Mrs Levy.

0:56:530:56:55

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