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-I've got a pen pal. Did William tell you? -No. | 0:00:01 | 0:00:04 | |
This fellow I was at school with. | 0:00:04 | 0:00:06 | |
I did ask her out once. | 0:00:06 | 0:00:08 | |
-Did you? -CHUCKLING: -Yeah. | 0:00:08 | 0:00:10 | |
-It turns out Judith's a bit of an alcoholic. -You want to come back? | 0:00:10 | 0:00:13 | |
You're lucky I let you have owt to do with him! | 0:00:13 | 0:00:15 | |
You're lucky that you've not had him taken off you. | 0:00:15 | 0:00:18 | |
CELIA: 'I would be delighted to meet you in Skipton on Monday.' | 0:00:18 | 0:00:22 | |
I thought I might buy you a few beers. Again. | 0:00:22 | 0:00:25 | |
-Tell me about when my dad died. -It wasn't an accident. She killed him. | 0:00:25 | 0:00:29 | |
I'm very fond of you. | 0:00:29 | 0:00:32 | |
I just don't think I can do this any more. | 0:00:32 | 0:00:35 | |
You told Michael bloody Dobson of all people! | 0:00:35 | 0:00:38 | |
-Idiot. -Snotty bitch. | 0:00:38 | 0:00:40 | |
BOTH: We're getting married. | 0:00:40 | 0:00:42 | |
BACKGROUND CHATTER | 0:01:32 | 0:01:34 | |
Well, you don't have to say anything, obviously. | 0:01:36 | 0:01:39 | |
When? | 0:01:42 | 0:01:43 | |
Well, we'd... we'd not worked out the details. | 0:01:43 | 0:01:45 | |
-We haven't had time. -THEY CHUCKLE | 0:01:45 | 0:01:48 | |
Well, you needn't look so worried. | 0:01:51 | 0:01:53 | |
I'm not. I'm, er... | 0:01:53 | 0:01:55 | |
I've just had quite a long day, one way or another, | 0:01:55 | 0:01:59 | |
so I'd just quite like to, um... | 0:01:59 | 0:02:01 | |
Gosh, well, this is, er... | 0:02:03 | 0:02:05 | |
-Where's your car? -Yeah. Oh, the police have got it. | 0:02:05 | 0:02:08 | |
-What about yours? -The RAC have taken it to a garage. | 0:02:08 | 0:02:11 | |
In Harrogate? | 0:02:11 | 0:02:13 | |
Well, didn't they offer you a lift? | 0:02:13 | 0:02:14 | |
They're supposed to take you as well as your vehicle. | 0:02:14 | 0:02:17 | |
Well, they may have done, possibly. I don't know. | 0:02:17 | 0:02:19 | |
I couldn't leave Alan on his own. He has a heart condition. | 0:02:19 | 0:02:23 | |
Right, well, you've got each other's e-mail addresses so... | 0:02:24 | 0:02:28 | |
Exactly. | 0:02:28 | 0:02:29 | |
Will you not stop and have a cup of tea? | 0:02:29 | 0:02:32 | |
No. Sorry, Mum, I've got 1,001 things to do this evening. | 0:02:32 | 0:02:34 | |
I've got the Independent Schools Inspectorate coming in, so... | 0:02:34 | 0:02:38 | |
I don't mind stopping for a cup of tea. | 0:02:38 | 0:02:40 | |
I wouldn't mind the loo, actually, while we're here. | 0:02:40 | 0:02:43 | |
Well, I'll get the girl over. They'll think we've moved in. | 0:02:43 | 0:02:46 | |
Sorry, Mum, I can't. My car's parked in the middle of the road. | 0:02:46 | 0:02:50 | |
Well, can you not find a parking space? | 0:02:50 | 0:02:52 | |
No. Alan, it's been delightful. | 0:02:52 | 0:02:55 | |
Sorry we can't stay longer, but I really have got a lot to do. | 0:02:55 | 0:02:58 | |
-Well, that's a shame. -Another time, then, happen? | 0:02:58 | 0:03:01 | |
CAROLINE: Absolutely. Will you say goodbye to Gillian for me? | 0:03:01 | 0:03:04 | |
Yes! I...I will. | 0:03:04 | 0:03:06 | |
Right, well, looks like I'm being herded out. | 0:03:06 | 0:03:10 | |
Shall I, er...phone you in the morning? | 0:03:10 | 0:03:12 | |
No, tonight. Let me know you've got back all right. | 0:03:12 | 0:03:15 | |
Oh, yes. Yeah, I will. | 0:03:15 | 0:03:17 | |
I mean, nobody's actually congratulated us yet. | 0:03:17 | 0:03:20 | |
-Shall we discuss it in the car? -Discuss it? | 0:03:22 | 0:03:24 | |
Er...no, you should. She's right. Caroline's right. | 0:03:24 | 0:03:28 | |
Everything'll need... thinking through properly. | 0:03:28 | 0:03:32 | |
Won't it? | 0:03:33 | 0:03:34 | |
Bye, then. | 0:03:36 | 0:03:38 | |
Bye-bye. | 0:03:40 | 0:03:42 | |
-Congratulations, Granddad. -Oh... | 0:03:42 | 0:03:44 | |
-Is this Raffy? -Yes. | 0:03:44 | 0:03:46 | |
-How do you do? -Isn't he grand? -Aye, he's all right, aye. | 0:03:46 | 0:03:50 | |
Well, I'll have to go. | 0:03:52 | 0:03:54 | |
Drive safely. | 0:03:54 | 0:03:55 | |
Thank you. We will. | 0:03:55 | 0:03:58 | |
And you. Ta-ta. | 0:03:58 | 0:04:00 | |
Bye-bye. | 0:04:02 | 0:04:03 | |
It's been quite a day, hasn't it, one way and another? | 0:04:11 | 0:04:16 | |
Bloody hell, Granddad! Married? | 0:04:34 | 0:04:36 | |
How have you managed that?! | 0:04:36 | 0:04:39 | |
I'm not entirely sure. | 0:04:39 | 0:04:41 | |
Well, God alone knows what they must think about us! | 0:04:43 | 0:04:47 | |
You could have stopped and had a cup of tea. | 0:04:47 | 0:04:49 | |
Get in. | 0:04:49 | 0:04:51 | |
We're serious, you know. We're serious about getting married. | 0:04:57 | 0:05:01 | |
Whatever. | 0:05:01 | 0:05:03 | |
I know you think I'm crackers. | 0:05:03 | 0:05:05 | |
Mum, I don't think anything. I don't have time to think anything. | 0:05:05 | 0:05:09 | |
-Have they gone? -Yeah. | 0:05:12 | 0:05:15 | |
What the hell on earth are you playing at?! | 0:05:15 | 0:05:18 | |
Did you not like her? | 0:05:18 | 0:05:20 | |
Like her? But I don't know her. You don't know her. | 0:05:20 | 0:05:22 | |
-You haven't seen her for 60 years. -Well, I liked her. | 0:05:22 | 0:05:25 | |
The daughter strikes me as being a bit high-maintenance, though. | 0:05:25 | 0:05:28 | |
She stood you up. | 0:05:28 | 0:05:29 | |
-Apparently not. -She had you on then. | 0:05:29 | 0:05:31 | |
How do you know she's not having you on now? | 0:05:31 | 0:05:33 | |
-What happened was... -And that bloody daughter! | 0:05:33 | 0:05:35 | |
Oh, don't get me...started. Trailer trash? | 0:05:35 | 0:05:38 | |
-What happened was... -Bitch! | 0:05:38 | 0:05:39 | |
-What happened was... -Dad. Don't want to know how she's twisted it | 0:05:39 | 0:05:42 | |
and tried to make you believe black's white. Cos you know what happened. You told me. | 0:05:42 | 0:05:46 | |
I'll tell you later. | 0:05:46 | 0:05:49 | |
You needn't bother. | 0:05:49 | 0:05:51 | |
-See you! -Ditto! | 0:06:13 | 0:06:16 | |
So, you were indiscreet with Michael bloody Dobson? | 0:06:35 | 0:06:40 | |
-What did you say to him? -I was just a bit tearful. | 0:06:42 | 0:06:45 | |
I was hiding in the book room and he came in. | 0:06:45 | 0:06:48 | |
-Yes, and what did you say to him? -He asked me why I was...and I said | 0:06:48 | 0:06:53 | |
because I'd been seeing somebody and that that somebody had dumped me, | 0:06:53 | 0:06:56 | |
and then I accidentally said "she" instead of "he", | 0:06:56 | 0:06:59 | |
and he said, "Oh, God, is it someone from here?" | 0:06:59 | 0:07:01 | |
and he wouldn't let it drop after that. | 0:07:01 | 0:07:03 | |
-Did you say my name? -Look... | 0:07:03 | 0:07:06 | |
-Did you say my name? -Yes. | 0:07:06 | 0:07:08 | |
What exactly did you tell him? | 0:07:08 | 0:07:11 | |
Just... | 0:07:11 | 0:07:13 | |
You're going to have to say it. | 0:07:13 | 0:07:16 | |
..that we kissed twice. | 0:07:17 | 0:07:19 | |
Look, he's a mate. I wouldn't have told him otherwise. | 0:07:19 | 0:07:22 | |
He's not going to say anything. Are you cross? | 0:07:22 | 0:07:26 | |
BELL RINGS | 0:07:31 | 0:07:33 | |
No. | 0:07:33 | 0:07:34 | |
KEYPAD BEEPS | 0:07:38 | 0:07:41 | |
PHONE RINGS | 0:07:43 | 0:07:45 | |
Hello? | 0:07:49 | 0:07:51 | |
'Good morning.' | 0:07:51 | 0:07:53 | |
I thought I might pop over. | 0:07:53 | 0:07:55 | |
-Yoo-hoo! -Oh... | 0:07:59 | 0:08:01 | |
-DOOR SHUTS -Is anybody in? | 0:08:01 | 0:08:02 | |
-Celia! -John. Are you busy? | 0:08:02 | 0:08:06 | |
I've just got to the bit where Prothero, that's the main central...character, | 0:08:06 | 0:08:11 | |
has just discovered his best friend's | 0:08:11 | 0:08:13 | |
been sleeping with his mother for the last 15 years. | 0:08:13 | 0:08:15 | |
Oh, dear. Has he, with his own mother? | 0:08:15 | 0:08:19 | |
No. No, no. With Prothero's mother. | 0:08:19 | 0:08:21 | |
Oh, well. There we go. | 0:08:23 | 0:08:25 | |
Um...could you give me a lift to the garage if you're not doing anything? | 0:08:25 | 0:08:28 | |
Only they've sorted me out | 0:08:28 | 0:08:30 | |
a little courtesy car, and I've got to get over to Halifax. | 0:08:30 | 0:08:33 | |
Did... Did Caroline explain that I've moved back in? | 0:08:33 | 0:08:39 | |
Yeah, yeah, she did. | 0:08:39 | 0:08:41 | |
Good. | 0:08:41 | 0:08:43 | |
The thing is, it's delicate. | 0:08:43 | 0:08:45 | |
Yeah. | 0:08:45 | 0:08:47 | |
Oh, I made a mistake, Celia. I should never have left her. | 0:08:52 | 0:08:56 | |
I've made such a bloody mess of things. | 0:08:56 | 0:08:58 | |
She's put me in the spare room, which is fine, you know. | 0:08:58 | 0:09:01 | |
It's...it's... | 0:09:01 | 0:09:03 | |
The thing is, obviously, if you felt inclined, | 0:09:04 | 0:09:06 | |
if...if you could put in a good word... | 0:09:06 | 0:09:09 | |
..for me...with her. You see, she listens to you. | 0:09:10 | 0:09:14 | |
-Huh! When?! -No, she does. | 0:09:14 | 0:09:17 | |
Happen once a flood, if it suits her. | 0:09:17 | 0:09:19 | |
I just want everything to get back to normal, Celia. | 0:09:19 | 0:09:23 | |
-What do you think about my news? -What news? | 0:09:25 | 0:09:28 | |
Me and Alan. | 0:09:28 | 0:09:30 | |
-Celia's rung. -Fan belt's gone again. | 0:09:34 | 0:09:36 | |
-She's popping over. -When? -Now. | 0:09:36 | 0:09:40 | |
-What for? -Well, because there's stuff to discuss. | 0:09:40 | 0:09:43 | |
Raff came home from school yesterday... | 0:09:44 | 0:09:47 | |
asking questions about when Eddie died. | 0:09:47 | 0:09:49 | |
What sort of questions? | 0:09:49 | 0:09:51 | |
Oh... | 0:09:51 | 0:09:52 | |
Why yesterday? | 0:09:52 | 0:09:54 | |
Because Robbie turned up outside the school. | 0:09:54 | 0:09:57 | |
-Saying stuff. -What stuff? | 0:09:58 | 0:10:00 | |
The usual crap. | 0:10:00 | 0:10:03 | |
But what if he gets it into his head to start talking about... | 0:10:05 | 0:10:08 | |
other things, like... | 0:10:08 | 0:10:10 | |
..what really happened. | 0:10:11 | 0:10:13 | |
He wouldn't be that daft, surely? | 0:10:14 | 0:10:16 | |
Robbie? | 0:10:16 | 0:10:18 | |
He'll have messed with Raffy's head more than yours, surely. | 0:10:19 | 0:10:23 | |
He knows that. | 0:10:23 | 0:10:25 | |
I don't think he cogitates that far, Dad. | 0:10:25 | 0:10:27 | |
She actually coming here, specifically, | 0:10:32 | 0:10:34 | |
as opposed to, you know, here in general? | 0:10:34 | 0:10:36 | |
Yeah, yes, here. | 0:10:36 | 0:10:39 | |
Cos you do realise, to fresh eyes, the place does look like a dump? | 0:10:39 | 0:10:43 | |
-DOOR CLICKS -Caroline? | 0:10:52 | 0:10:54 | |
I've got your husband on the phone. He says it's urgent. | 0:10:54 | 0:10:57 | |
Put him through. | 0:10:57 | 0:10:58 | |
PHONE RINGS | 0:11:02 | 0:11:04 | |
John. | 0:11:05 | 0:11:06 | |
You didn't tell me your ma's getting married. | 0:11:06 | 0:11:08 | |
-Something happened? -'Yeah.' | 0:11:08 | 0:11:10 | |
Your mother's getting married. | 0:11:10 | 0:11:12 | |
-Sorry, is this urgent? -It's delightful. | 0:11:12 | 0:11:15 | |
It's nonsense. It won't happen. They... You know what she's like. | 0:11:15 | 0:11:19 | |
It... She's all for something one minute, | 0:11:19 | 0:11:22 | |
then half an hour, ten minutes later, she's gone completely off it. | 0:11:22 | 0:11:25 | |
-It's like when she wanted to... buy a fax machine. -'Well, I don't know.' | 0:11:25 | 0:11:29 | |
She's driving over to Halifax to see him. | 0:11:29 | 0:11:31 | |
-When? -'Now.' | 0:11:31 | 0:11:34 | |
She's picked up a little hire car. | 0:11:34 | 0:11:35 | |
My mother has hired a car? | 0:11:35 | 0:11:37 | |
Well, no, it's a little courtesy car. | 0:11:37 | 0:11:40 | |
Look... God, she'll get lost. | 0:11:40 | 0:11:42 | |
No, it's got a little sat-nav thingy on it...in it. | 0:11:42 | 0:11:44 | |
'And the bloke showed her how it works so...' | 0:11:44 | 0:11:47 | |
Did she take her mobile? | 0:11:47 | 0:11:48 | |
I don't know. Probably. | 0:11:48 | 0:11:51 | |
Don't you think it's... | 0:11:51 | 0:11:53 | |
-What? -'I don't know.' | 0:11:53 | 0:11:55 | |
Life-affirming. Properly, you know, proper. | 0:11:55 | 0:12:00 | |
Uplifting. Good. | 0:12:00 | 0:12:02 | |
What it's all for, really. | 0:12:03 | 0:12:06 | |
Caroline? | 0:12:07 | 0:12:09 | |
I don't know. | 0:12:12 | 0:12:14 | |
-I don't know. Look, I've got to go. -Do you want to go out for dinner tonight? | 0:12:14 | 0:12:18 | |
KNOCK AT DOOR I... No. | 0:12:18 | 0:12:21 | |
-DOORBELL RINGS -Someone at the door. I'd better go. | 0:12:21 | 0:12:24 | |
-Bye. -Bye. -Bye. | 0:12:24 | 0:12:27 | |
Judith? | 0:12:30 | 0:12:31 | |
-Hello, Michael. -Could I... | 0:12:34 | 0:12:36 | |
-see you? -Yes, of course. | 0:12:36 | 0:12:38 | |
Beverley's there if you want an appointment. | 0:12:38 | 0:12:40 | |
I meant, er... | 0:12:40 | 0:12:41 | |
...now. | 0:12:43 | 0:12:44 | |
-What's it about? -Well... | 0:12:44 | 0:12:47 | |
it's... | 0:12:47 | 0:12:49 | |
Sure. | 0:12:50 | 0:12:51 | |
-Kate. -Kate. | 0:12:59 | 0:13:00 | |
What about her? | 0:13:00 | 0:13:02 | |
She has...been saying things. | 0:13:02 | 0:13:06 | |
Things that perhaps you ought to be aware of. | 0:13:06 | 0:13:09 | |
OK. So... | 0:13:13 | 0:13:15 | |
..she implied... | 0:13:17 | 0:13:19 | |
Hmm. She said, | 0:13:19 | 0:13:21 | |
and, you see, it's not just me that she may be saying these things to, | 0:13:21 | 0:13:25 | |
and...it could be damaging... | 0:13:25 | 0:13:29 | |
..to you if any governors | 0:13:30 | 0:13:34 | |
or parents, et cetera, | 0:13:34 | 0:13:36 | |
or...or... | 0:13:36 | 0:13:38 | |
..one of your two boys... | 0:13:39 | 0:13:40 | |
..even, | 0:13:42 | 0:13:44 | |
for instance, | 0:13:44 | 0:13:46 | |
got wind of... | 0:13:46 | 0:13:48 | |
What do you want, Michael? | 0:13:49 | 0:13:50 | |
Bigger budget for your Hands Across Europe project? | 0:13:53 | 0:13:56 | |
Head of department when Mrs Aspinall moves on? | 0:13:58 | 0:14:01 | |
Look... I can be...discreet. | 0:14:01 | 0:14:05 | |
Sod off, you little prick. Do you really think you can humiliate me? | 0:14:06 | 0:14:09 | |
Go for it, genius. Spread a few rumours. | 0:14:10 | 0:14:12 | |
It'll say more about you than it ever will about me. This is 2012. | 0:14:12 | 0:14:16 | |
I'm single. She's single. We're adults. | 0:14:16 | 0:14:19 | |
We had a fling. The ladies have landed. | 0:14:19 | 0:14:22 | |
Quite a long time ago, in fact. Get over it. | 0:14:22 | 0:14:24 | |
She spoke to you because she was upset, and this is how you respond? | 0:14:24 | 0:14:28 | |
Bad move. And shame on you, as well. | 0:14:28 | 0:14:31 | |
Leave the door open on your way out. | 0:14:31 | 0:14:34 | |
Psss-choo! | 0:14:47 | 0:14:49 | |
-Did I really hurt you? -Yeah. | 0:14:51 | 0:14:54 | |
God, that's appalling. | 0:14:54 | 0:14:57 | |
Yeah. | 0:14:57 | 0:14:58 | |
Did it hurt? | 0:15:01 | 0:15:02 | |
I suppose "sorry" doesn't even start to... | 0:15:06 | 0:15:09 | |
Well, you know, it's complex. I understand that. | 0:15:09 | 0:15:12 | |
Judith, I'm not entirely comfortable about you being here in Caroline's kitchen. | 0:15:14 | 0:15:17 | |
-Why? Is she here? -No, of course not. She's at work. | 0:15:19 | 0:15:22 | |
-No-one's here. -It is your kitchen, though, isn't it? | 0:15:22 | 0:15:24 | |
-As much as it is hers? -You take the point. | 0:15:24 | 0:15:28 | |
-I want you to come back. -No. | 0:15:28 | 0:15:30 | |
I don't want to be like this any more. | 0:15:30 | 0:15:32 | |
Well, yes, of course you don't, and you shouldn't, but... | 0:15:32 | 0:15:36 | |
..Judith, I'd have left anyway. | 0:15:39 | 0:15:41 | |
-Why? -Because it had run its course. | 0:15:41 | 0:15:44 | |
You think you can just pick people up like that, and then just drop them? | 0:15:44 | 0:15:48 | |
Well, certainly when people start hitting people, yes. | 0:15:48 | 0:15:52 | |
It makes it more of an option. | 0:15:52 | 0:15:54 | |
-Why have you come back here? -We went through this. | 0:15:56 | 0:16:00 | |
-Did we? -It's where I belong. | 0:16:01 | 0:16:03 | |
You always said it stifled you. | 0:16:03 | 0:16:05 | |
I think I've come full circle with Caroline. | 0:16:05 | 0:16:07 | |
I don't get it, because we were so good and happy and exciting together. | 0:16:07 | 0:16:12 | |
And you like a drink just as much as I do. | 0:16:12 | 0:16:15 | |
Not...quite as much as you do. | 0:16:15 | 0:16:19 | |
I just... | 0:16:20 | 0:16:22 | |
I just don't know what I've got to look forward to, John. | 0:16:22 | 0:16:25 | |
I'm serious. | 0:16:25 | 0:16:27 | |
I'm 43 years old, | 0:16:27 | 0:16:29 | |
and...I'm between jobs, | 0:16:29 | 0:16:31 | |
and my life just lurches from one embarrassing mishap to the next. | 0:16:31 | 0:16:37 | |
And I'm bored! | 0:16:38 | 0:16:40 | |
Bored of wondering what the point is. | 0:16:40 | 0:16:43 | |
SHE SOBS | 0:16:48 | 0:16:50 | |
-What you doing? -ALAN: I've been in the attic. | 0:17:02 | 0:17:05 | |
-Oh, have you? -Yeah. | 0:17:05 | 0:17:06 | |
Up that bloody old ladder? You know you're not supposed to go up... | 0:17:06 | 0:17:09 | |
-HE GRUNTS -Let me have that. -No, I can manage. | 0:17:09 | 0:17:12 | |
You sit down. Come on, down here. | 0:17:12 | 0:17:14 | |
-It's all those old photos. -Yeah, yeah, I know what it is. | 0:17:14 | 0:17:16 | |
Oh, my God. I haven't seen this for years. | 0:17:16 | 0:17:20 | |
Me neither. It were under a load of stuff. | 0:17:20 | 0:17:23 | |
-You should have shouted me. -Yeah. | 0:17:23 | 0:17:25 | |
I was only in the yard. | 0:17:25 | 0:17:26 | |
You know you're not supposed to go hoicking stuff around. | 0:17:26 | 0:17:30 | |
I was certain I had a picture of her. | 0:17:30 | 0:17:32 | |
There were a few of us in a row, sitting on a bench, | 0:17:32 | 0:17:36 | |
up at t'park in Elland. | 0:17:36 | 0:17:38 | |
-Oh, look. It's Ma. -Ah. | 0:17:38 | 0:17:41 | |
How old would she have been there? | 0:17:42 | 0:17:44 | |
Well, that's, er... What does it say on t'back? | 0:17:44 | 0:17:48 | |
1953. | 0:17:48 | 0:17:50 | |
16. There, you see. That's round about the time that I last saw Celia. | 0:17:50 | 0:17:55 | |
Ah, she's younger than Raffy. | 0:17:55 | 0:17:57 | |
-Oh, aye. -Isn't she pretty? | 0:17:57 | 0:17:59 | |
Ah, she were lovely. | 0:17:59 | 0:18:00 | |
-Oh, my God. -HE LAUGHS | 0:18:02 | 0:18:04 | |
I've not seen this for years. Your wedding photo. | 0:18:04 | 0:18:07 | |
Oh, weren't you both lovely? | 0:18:07 | 0:18:10 | |
We ought to have this up somewhere. | 0:18:11 | 0:18:13 | |
In a frame. | 0:18:13 | 0:18:15 | |
-Blimey. Look at my mother's dress. -Hey, now, then. | 0:18:15 | 0:18:19 | |
School photo. We'll all be on here - me, your mum and Celia. | 0:18:19 | 0:18:23 | |
Let's have a butcher's. | 0:18:23 | 0:18:25 | |
Oh, my God. | 0:18:25 | 0:18:27 | |
Look at all them shorts and little knees. | 0:18:27 | 0:18:30 | |
Yeah, yeah. Eeh, that's me. | 0:18:30 | 0:18:32 | |
-Look. -Ah! | 0:18:32 | 0:18:34 | |
-Aren't you sweet? -Hey, here, what you on about? | 0:18:34 | 0:18:38 | |
-I looked manly. -I meant...I meant manly. I said "manly". | 0:18:38 | 0:18:41 | |
You don't look manly, Dad. You're 12 years old. | 0:18:42 | 0:18:46 | |
Hey, there's Eileen and there's... | 0:18:46 | 0:18:49 | |
It is. That's her, that's her. That's Celia. | 0:18:49 | 0:18:52 | |
Ah. | 0:18:52 | 0:18:54 | |
And that's Doreen Wilkinson in between. | 0:18:54 | 0:18:57 | |
He's dead. | 0:19:00 | 0:19:02 | |
He's dead. | 0:19:03 | 0:19:05 | |
She died. | 0:19:07 | 0:19:09 | |
-He went down south. -Mm. | 0:19:11 | 0:19:13 | |
Right, look, I... I'd better get on. | 0:19:15 | 0:19:18 | |
Mm? Oh. | 0:19:18 | 0:19:19 | |
Are you going to tidy it up, or are you not bothering? | 0:19:19 | 0:19:22 | |
-Well, I thought I'd tidied. -Did you? | 0:19:22 | 0:19:24 | |
Oh, OK. | 0:19:24 | 0:19:26 | |
-But is it not... -No, it's fine. | 0:19:26 | 0:19:29 | |
Right, enjoy. Ta-ra. | 0:19:29 | 0:19:32 | |
Ha. | 0:19:32 | 0:19:34 | |
Oh... | 0:19:38 | 0:19:40 | |
DOOR SHUTS | 0:19:40 | 0:19:42 | |
CHATTER AND LAUGHTER | 0:19:45 | 0:19:47 | |
LAUGHTER ECHOES | 0:19:52 | 0:19:55 | |
KNOCKING AT DOOR | 0:19:55 | 0:19:57 | |
Hello. | 0:20:19 | 0:20:20 | |
I lay awake half the night, wondering if I'd dreamt it. | 0:20:22 | 0:20:26 | |
-So did I. -Did you? | 0:20:26 | 0:20:27 | |
Well, no. It were more laying awake wondering if I'd got the wrong end of the stick. | 0:20:27 | 0:20:34 | |
I tidied up. | 0:20:36 | 0:20:38 | |
You've got a lovely view. | 0:20:39 | 0:20:41 | |
Oh, it's bitter in winter. | 0:20:41 | 0:20:43 | |
Have you given any thought as to where we might live? | 0:20:43 | 0:20:46 | |
We've a few options. There's my little house up Barkisland. | 0:20:46 | 0:20:50 | |
There's my flat at Caroline's. | 0:20:50 | 0:20:53 | |
-Then there's here. There's room. -Oh. | 0:20:53 | 0:20:56 | |
-Would your Gillian like that? -Oh, aye. | 0:20:56 | 0:20:58 | |
I have money in the farm, so she couldn't really object. | 0:20:58 | 0:21:01 | |
-Not that she would. -Well, I'm the same. | 0:21:01 | 0:21:05 | |
They'd never have been able to buy that big house in Harrogate without my input. | 0:21:05 | 0:21:08 | |
If we did want to live in my little house, | 0:21:08 | 0:21:10 | |
I'd have to give Darren and Kimberley a month's notice - | 0:21:10 | 0:21:13 | |
the tenants. | 0:21:13 | 0:21:14 | |
Which I'd do, but they've just had a baby. | 0:21:14 | 0:21:17 | |
Oh. | 0:21:17 | 0:21:19 | |
What were you saying about car insurance on the phone? | 0:21:21 | 0:21:25 | |
Oh. Well. | 0:21:25 | 0:21:27 | |
What Steve said, Steve at the garage... | 0:21:27 | 0:21:30 | |
-What's he got to do with insurance? -Oh, nothing. | 0:21:30 | 0:21:32 | |
He was just saying that because I drove into the back of your vehicle, | 0:21:32 | 0:21:36 | |
at my age, not only might they bump up my premiums, | 0:21:36 | 0:21:40 | |
they might refuse to insure me altogether another time. | 0:21:40 | 0:21:44 | |
It's my only little bit of independence, this driving, | 0:21:44 | 0:21:47 | |
so, I was wondering... | 0:21:47 | 0:21:50 | |
I won't claim. | 0:21:50 | 0:21:51 | |
-I mean, I will pay for the damage. -No, you won't! | 0:21:51 | 0:21:54 | |
-Oh, I will. -Do you fancy arguing about it? | 0:21:54 | 0:21:57 | |
Over lunch, out? | 0:21:57 | 0:21:58 | |
Gillian says we can take the Land Rover. She doesn't need it this aft'. | 0:21:58 | 0:22:02 | |
Or there's my little courtesy car. | 0:22:02 | 0:22:04 | |
-We have too many decisions. -We're spoilt for choice. | 0:22:04 | 0:22:07 | |
Well, I've never been in a Land Rover. | 0:22:09 | 0:22:12 | |
Oh, it's right uncomfortable. | 0:22:12 | 0:22:14 | |
# No, sir, I could tear apart MCs | 0:22:16 | 0:22:19 | |
# But I'd rather read a book on childcare by Kerry Katona | 0:22:19 | 0:22:22 | |
# No niceness, cos I ran out of it Dumb it down a bit | 0:22:22 | 0:22:24 | |
# Ain't something I'm prepared to do | 0:22:24 | 0:22:26 | |
# Cos I ain't ever gonna run out of lip | 0:22:26 | 0:22:27 | |
# Here's something... # ENGINE STOPS | 0:22:27 | 0:22:30 | |
SHE SIGHS | 0:22:30 | 0:22:32 | |
CAR DOOR OPENS | 0:22:32 | 0:22:34 | |
Ooh! | 0:22:39 | 0:22:41 | |
HE LAUGHS | 0:22:41 | 0:22:44 | |
I tell you what, Gillian, | 0:22:44 | 0:22:45 | |
there's something about you bending over in a field | 0:22:45 | 0:22:47 | |
that makes me almost unable to contain myself. | 0:22:47 | 0:22:49 | |
Piss off, Paul. | 0:22:49 | 0:22:52 | |
You give the nod, and I'll be over this wall and up behind you before you can say, | 0:22:52 | 0:22:56 | |
"You ought to be posing in magazines with one that size, Paul." | 0:22:56 | 0:22:59 | |
Move along now. | 0:22:59 | 0:23:01 | |
I keep hoping you'll text me. | 0:23:04 | 0:23:06 | |
-How weird. -You know you like it. | 0:23:06 | 0:23:09 | |
There anybody in at your house? | 0:23:12 | 0:23:14 | |
-Why? -Got a half hour. | 0:23:15 | 0:23:18 | |
HORN BEEPS | 0:23:18 | 0:23:19 | |
HE CHUCKLES | 0:23:25 | 0:23:26 | |
Ain't that your Land Rover? | 0:23:28 | 0:23:29 | |
SHE SIGHS | 0:23:31 | 0:23:33 | |
Half an hour? | 0:23:35 | 0:23:36 | |
-CELIA: -Of course, there is another option. | 0:23:36 | 0:23:39 | |
-ALAN: Is there? -Yeah. | 0:23:39 | 0:23:41 | |
When we're married, we won't need both cars, will we? | 0:23:41 | 0:23:44 | |
So, why don't we trade them both in and buy something we've always fancied? | 0:23:44 | 0:23:49 | |
-Well, did you have summat in mind? -Yeah. | 0:23:49 | 0:23:52 | |
I daren't tell you what. You'll think I'm crackers. | 0:23:52 | 0:23:55 | |
DOOR OPENS | 0:23:59 | 0:24:01 | |
DOOR CLOSES | 0:24:01 | 0:24:03 | |
TV IS ON | 0:24:11 | 0:24:14 | |
Hello. Are you the taxi? | 0:24:31 | 0:24:33 | |
Dad? Dad! | 0:24:33 | 0:24:36 | |
What? Yes? | 0:24:36 | 0:24:38 | |
Shit. William? | 0:24:41 | 0:24:43 | |
Er...this is... What are you... what are you doing here at this time? | 0:24:43 | 0:24:46 | |
Revision. | 0:24:46 | 0:24:48 | |
A levels. Exams, middle of. | 0:24:48 | 0:24:50 | |
-That's right, er... Judith, this is William, my eldest. -Hello. | 0:24:50 | 0:24:54 | |
-William, this is... -What's she doing here? | 0:24:54 | 0:24:58 | |
Nothing, nothing. Honestly, nothing, William. It's fine. | 0:24:58 | 0:25:00 | |
DOORBELL RINGS | 0:25:00 | 0:25:03 | |
-That'll be my taxi. -Great. | 0:25:03 | 0:25:05 | |
-Will it? -Oh, my God. -PHONE RINGS | 0:25:05 | 0:25:07 | |
-You're disgusting. It's really nothing... -Shall I answer the door? | 0:25:07 | 0:25:10 | |
-How much have you had to drink? -I think I will. | 0:25:10 | 0:25:13 | |
PHONE RINGS | 0:25:14 | 0:25:16 | |
Judith has...a bit of a problem. | 0:25:19 | 0:25:23 | |
-SHE has? -Yeah. | 0:25:23 | 0:25:25 | |
-Point taken, but... -She shouldn't be in this house. | 0:25:25 | 0:25:27 | |
-PHONE RINGS -Let...let me just... | 0:25:27 | 0:25:29 | |
I'll just... Can you...? | 0:25:33 | 0:25:35 | |
Hello? | 0:25:35 | 0:25:37 | |
-John, it's me. -Hi! Hello! | 0:25:37 | 0:25:41 | |
'I was thinking, um...' | 0:25:41 | 0:25:44 | |
maybe we should go out together sometime, and, um... | 0:25:44 | 0:25:48 | |
'talk about things and, er...' | 0:25:48 | 0:25:52 | |
...try and find a proper way forward. | 0:25:54 | 0:25:56 | |
Great. Yes. Good. | 0:25:56 | 0:26:00 | |
Not tonight. I've just got far too much on. | 0:26:00 | 0:26:03 | |
But, um...some time. | 0:26:03 | 0:26:05 | |
No, no, fine. That's...that's fine. | 0:26:05 | 0:26:08 | |
-Right, then. -I'd...I'd like that. | 0:26:09 | 0:26:11 | |
Right. | 0:26:13 | 0:26:15 | |
Right. | 0:26:19 | 0:26:21 | |
-Bye, then. -Bye. | 0:26:23 | 0:26:26 | |
Bye-bye. LINE GOES DEAD | 0:26:26 | 0:26:29 | |
Has she gone? | 0:26:39 | 0:26:41 | |
It'd be, like, really good if you didn't mention this to Mum... | 0:26:41 | 0:26:46 | |
-Huh! -..because, honestly, I was... | 0:26:46 | 0:26:48 | |
I was just trying to get rid of her. William. | 0:26:48 | 0:26:51 | |
DOOR SHUTS | 0:26:53 | 0:26:54 | |
Was Caroline all right when you drove home last night? | 0:26:57 | 0:27:00 | |
Caroline? Yeah. | 0:27:00 | 0:27:01 | |
Yes, I think so. | 0:27:03 | 0:27:05 | |
-She seemed preoccupied. -She always is. | 0:27:05 | 0:27:08 | |
I suppose it was a bit of a shock for 'em both. | 0:27:10 | 0:27:13 | |
I don't think Caroline's happy. | 0:27:14 | 0:27:17 | |
-What? About us? -About anything. | 0:27:17 | 0:27:20 | |
She's married to this...John. | 0:27:20 | 0:27:23 | |
Oh, he can be quite entertaining but he's a complete waste of space. | 0:27:23 | 0:27:28 | |
He works at the university in York. | 0:27:28 | 0:27:32 | |
When it suits him. | 0:27:32 | 0:27:34 | |
And he writes novels. | 0:27:34 | 0:27:36 | |
Published, but... | 0:27:36 | 0:27:38 | |
they're nowt. | 0:27:38 | 0:27:40 | |
He went off with another woman. | 0:27:43 | 0:27:45 | |
Judith. | 0:27:45 | 0:27:47 | |
So, Caroline was working full time and bringing up two boys on her own. | 0:27:47 | 0:27:51 | |
And then he just waltzes back in, and she lets him. | 0:27:53 | 0:27:57 | |
You can't say anything. | 0:27:58 | 0:28:00 | |
No, the fella our Gillian was married to, Eddie, he was a wrong 'un. | 0:28:00 | 0:28:04 | |
Was he? | 0:28:04 | 0:28:06 | |
Dead ten years, but he still manages to do her head in. | 0:28:06 | 0:28:09 | |
-How? -Ooh. | 0:28:09 | 0:28:12 | |
You know I said he died in an accident on the farm? | 0:28:14 | 0:28:18 | |
Yeah? | 0:28:18 | 0:28:19 | |
Well, it wasn't an accident. | 0:28:19 | 0:28:22 | |
He killed himself. | 0:28:22 | 0:28:25 | |
-Oh, no. -Volatile. | 0:28:25 | 0:28:27 | |
Drank too much. Always short of money. She thought the world of him. | 0:28:27 | 0:28:31 | |
I could see why people were drawn to him, but I never was. | 0:28:32 | 0:28:37 | |
He was a bully. Yeah, and a coward. | 0:28:37 | 0:28:39 | |
Still, he's not there now. | 0:28:41 | 0:28:44 | |
So... | 0:28:44 | 0:28:46 | |
But the lad doesn't know. | 0:28:46 | 0:28:49 | |
We always let him believe that it was an accident. | 0:28:49 | 0:28:52 | |
-You being seen to? -Er...I, um... | 0:28:53 | 0:28:56 | |
Yeah, we'd like to test-drive this car, please. | 0:28:56 | 0:29:01 | |
-What, now? -Er...ideally, yes. | 0:29:02 | 0:29:06 | |
Right, OK, yeah. And... and are you looking to buy? | 0:29:08 | 0:29:11 | |
Yeah, th-that...that's the idea. | 0:29:11 | 0:29:14 | |
-And is it part exchange? -Yes, yes, that...that's the plan. | 0:29:15 | 0:29:20 | |
OK, Mr and Mrs... | 0:29:22 | 0:29:24 | |
What makes you think we're married? | 0:29:24 | 0:29:27 | |
Er... | 0:29:30 | 0:29:31 | |
Ow! | 0:29:31 | 0:29:34 | |
HE LAUGHS | 0:29:34 | 0:29:36 | |
Right. | 0:29:39 | 0:29:41 | |
Come on. | 0:29:41 | 0:29:43 | |
Bugger off. | 0:29:44 | 0:29:45 | |
Yeah. | 0:29:51 | 0:29:54 | |
Till next time. | 0:29:56 | 0:29:58 | |
(You twat.) | 0:30:11 | 0:30:13 | |
It was unfortunate yesterday, I think. | 0:30:15 | 0:30:18 | |
Our Gillian and your Caroline seemed to get off on the wrong foot. | 0:30:18 | 0:30:22 | |
He thinks we're time-wasters. | 0:30:22 | 0:30:24 | |
-Who does? -Yond. | 0:30:24 | 0:30:27 | |
Happen if we had a little do, like a little engagement... | 0:30:27 | 0:30:30 | |
Well, they'd be forced to speak to each other. | 0:30:30 | 0:30:33 | |
They'd rise to the occasion. | 0:30:33 | 0:30:34 | |
Well, why not? | 0:30:34 | 0:30:36 | |
It's always nice to have an excuse for a party. | 0:30:36 | 0:30:39 | |
Why would we waste his time? | 0:30:40 | 0:30:43 | |
He thinks we're silly old buggers who've nothing better to do of an afternoon. | 0:30:43 | 0:30:46 | |
Well, happen we should invite him. | 0:30:46 | 0:30:48 | |
That'd guarantee it'd go with a right swing. | 0:30:48 | 0:30:51 | |
Him and his face. Ey up. | 0:30:51 | 0:30:53 | |
So, Mrs Dawson... | 0:30:58 | 0:31:01 | |
I spoke to Steve in Harrogate, | 0:31:01 | 0:31:05 | |
and based on what he's telling me, minus the cost of the damage, | 0:31:05 | 0:31:07 | |
we can offer you 5,500 part-ex on your A-Class, so you'd be looking to pay... | 0:31:07 | 0:31:12 | |
21,500. | 0:31:12 | 0:31:14 | |
21,500. | 0:31:18 | 0:31:19 | |
You still want a test-drive? | 0:31:20 | 0:31:22 | |
It's 10,750 each. | 0:31:22 | 0:31:25 | |
It depends. | 0:31:31 | 0:31:33 | |
On what? | 0:31:35 | 0:31:36 | |
On if you can give it to me for 21. | 0:31:36 | 0:31:39 | |
And if you can have it ready for Saturday afternoon. | 0:31:39 | 0:31:42 | |
Only it's our engagement party. | 0:31:42 | 0:31:44 | |
Mum, where are you? | 0:31:48 | 0:31:50 | |
-'Are you all right?' -Yeah, I'm with Alan in Halifax. -'What?' | 0:31:50 | 0:31:55 | |
-What are you doing in Halifax? -Nothing. | 0:31:55 | 0:31:58 | |
-Are you all right? -Yeah, never better. | 0:31:58 | 0:32:01 | |
Right, well, er...drive carefully. | 0:32:04 | 0:32:08 | |
-Yeah, I will. Bye-bye. -Bye. | 0:32:08 | 0:32:12 | |
-Bye-bye! -THEY CHUCKLE | 0:32:12 | 0:32:15 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:32:31 | 0:32:33 | |
I've put the kettle on. I saw you pulling in. | 0:32:35 | 0:32:37 | |
-Hello. -What you been up to? | 0:32:37 | 0:32:40 | |
Um...nothing. | 0:32:40 | 0:32:43 | |
Hey, who was that you were chatting to this morning? | 0:32:43 | 0:32:45 | |
Oh, Paul Jatri. I made a cake. | 0:32:45 | 0:32:48 | |
-Oh, Susan Jatri's lad? -It's coffee and walnut. | 0:32:48 | 0:32:50 | |
-Yeah. -Yeah. | 0:32:50 | 0:32:52 | |
Isn't he getting married to Neil Cresswell's girl? | 0:32:52 | 0:32:55 | |
-I believe so. -Oh, it looks lovely. | 0:32:55 | 0:32:59 | |
We got off on the wrong foot yesterday, Celia. | 0:32:59 | 0:33:02 | |
-I'm sorry. -Oh, no, love. It wasn't your fault. | 0:33:02 | 0:33:04 | |
No, I meant more me and Caroline got off on the wrong foot. | 0:33:04 | 0:33:09 | |
And I'm sorry. | 0:33:09 | 0:33:11 | |
I shouldn't have pulled into that parking space, because she was indicating, | 0:33:11 | 0:33:14 | |
only I...I was panicking, wondering if he, my dad, was all right and... | 0:33:14 | 0:33:19 | |
Perhaps you could tell her that I'm sorry and that I apologise | 0:33:19 | 0:33:23 | |
and obviously it'd be nice if we could put it behind us, | 0:33:23 | 0:33:28 | |
-given the... -Of course I will. -..situation. -Yeah. | 0:33:28 | 0:33:32 | |
-Good. -Hey, we were thinking about having, um, a little engagement do. | 0:33:32 | 0:33:37 | |
-Great! Where? -Here. | 0:33:37 | 0:33:39 | |
On Saturday, this Saturday. | 0:33:39 | 0:33:41 | |
Fantastic. | 0:33:41 | 0:33:42 | |
And, look... | 0:33:42 | 0:33:44 | |
congratulations. I should have said it yesterday. | 0:33:44 | 0:33:47 | |
But, you know, it was just... | 0:33:47 | 0:33:49 | |
..so unexpected. | 0:33:50 | 0:33:52 | |
I'll get the... | 0:33:53 | 0:33:55 | |
Drive safely. | 0:34:09 | 0:34:12 | |
-So, what have you been up to? -Nothing. | 0:34:15 | 0:34:18 | |
I've been thinking. | 0:34:20 | 0:34:22 | |
Happen I ought to tell Raff... | 0:34:24 | 0:34:26 | |
about Eddie. | 0:34:26 | 0:34:28 | |
Happen it's time. And then he knows. | 0:34:30 | 0:34:33 | |
And I won't be terrified | 0:34:33 | 0:34:36 | |
about him hearing it, like a sledgehammer, from anyone else. | 0:34:36 | 0:34:39 | |
HE SIGHS | 0:34:39 | 0:34:41 | |
What? | 0:34:41 | 0:34:44 | |
No. | 0:34:44 | 0:34:46 | |
I think you're wise. | 0:34:46 | 0:34:47 | |
-I'm cooking. -No shit, Sherlock. | 0:35:06 | 0:35:10 | |
How...how...how were the inspectors? | 0:35:10 | 0:35:14 | |
Good. Very good. | 0:35:14 | 0:35:16 | |
Good. So they should be. | 0:35:16 | 0:35:18 | |
How was your history paper? | 0:35:18 | 0:35:20 | |
You all right? | 0:35:22 | 0:35:24 | |
Yup. | 0:35:24 | 0:35:26 | |
-Now, Mum has got some news for everyone. -What? | 0:35:26 | 0:35:30 | |
-Have I? -You're not pregnant? -Oh, don't be stupid. I'm 45. | 0:35:30 | 0:35:34 | |
-What, then? -What news? | 0:35:34 | 0:35:36 | |
-Celia. -Oh, Granny's getting married. | 0:35:36 | 0:35:39 | |
-How? -To Alan? -Who? | 0:35:39 | 0:35:41 | |
Apparently. It won't happen. | 0:35:41 | 0:35:44 | |
-Not an accident? -WIND HOWLS | 0:35:50 | 0:35:53 | |
That's what t'coroner said. | 0:35:53 | 0:35:55 | |
Why did he... | 0:35:57 | 0:35:59 | |
Obviously that's something I've thought about... | 0:36:03 | 0:36:06 | |
a lot. | 0:36:06 | 0:36:07 | |
But you know what? At the end of the day, | 0:36:08 | 0:36:11 | |
you can never know why somebody gets that far down the line. | 0:36:11 | 0:36:14 | |
Not if they won't talk about it. | 0:36:14 | 0:36:16 | |
Even someone you're that close to. | 0:36:18 | 0:36:20 | |
We all have demons. | 0:36:21 | 0:36:23 | |
DOOR BANGS IN WIND | 0:36:23 | 0:36:26 | |
And most people... | 0:36:27 | 0:36:28 | |
...cope with them, put up with them. | 0:36:29 | 0:36:33 | |
Demons? | 0:36:35 | 0:36:36 | |
Things about ourselves that we don't like. | 0:36:36 | 0:36:39 | |
Can't cope with. | 0:36:41 | 0:36:42 | |
Things we've done. | 0:36:43 | 0:36:45 | |
How we've behaved. | 0:36:47 | 0:36:49 | |
Well, you know he had a temper and... | 0:36:51 | 0:36:54 | |
He had a lot of wonderful things about him, your dad, he really did. | 0:36:55 | 0:37:00 | |
But he had this darker side as well and... | 0:37:02 | 0:37:04 | |
But you mustn't worry about it. | 0:37:07 | 0:37:09 | |
You're not like him, not in that respect. | 0:37:09 | 0:37:11 | |
You're much more like my dad. | 0:37:12 | 0:37:14 | |
You're kind. | 0:37:14 | 0:37:16 | |
Thoughtful. | 0:37:18 | 0:37:19 | |
Balanced. | 0:37:20 | 0:37:21 | |
You all right? | 0:37:25 | 0:37:26 | |
I didn't want you hearing it from Robbie. That's all. | 0:37:35 | 0:37:39 | |
And, you see... | 0:37:39 | 0:37:40 | |
..that's another reason Robbie doesn't like accepting what really happened. | 0:37:42 | 0:37:45 | |
He thought the world of Eddie. | 0:37:47 | 0:37:48 | |
His big brother. | 0:37:49 | 0:37:51 | |
And Eddie left him behind. | 0:37:54 | 0:37:56 | |
DOOR SHUTS | 0:38:05 | 0:38:08 | |
We're having a little do next Saturday. | 0:38:09 | 0:38:12 | |
You know, like an engagement party? | 0:38:12 | 0:38:14 | |
At Gillian and Alan's house...farm. And everyone's invited. | 0:38:14 | 0:38:19 | |
Come in and sit down. | 0:38:22 | 0:38:24 | |
Why are you rushing into this? | 0:38:38 | 0:38:41 | |
I suppose that's what it must seem like to you. | 0:38:42 | 0:38:44 | |
Well, how else could it seem to anyone? | 0:38:44 | 0:38:48 | |
I've been in love with him for 60 years. | 0:38:50 | 0:38:53 | |
That's not rushing. | 0:38:53 | 0:38:56 | |
He was 16 the last time you saw him. | 0:38:56 | 0:38:59 | |
People...alter. | 0:38:59 | 0:39:02 | |
How do you know, just on a practical level... | 0:39:03 | 0:39:06 | |
-Mm? -..how much money he's got, for instance? | 0:39:06 | 0:39:08 | |
Oh, he's not badly off. | 0:39:08 | 0:39:11 | |
He has a pension from the company that he worked for. | 0:39:11 | 0:39:14 | |
He was a floor manager at Jessops Chemicals in Huddersfield. | 0:39:14 | 0:39:18 | |
OK, good. | 0:39:19 | 0:39:21 | |
He owns his own house, which he rents out and has an income from. | 0:39:21 | 0:39:24 | |
And he put quite a bit of money in the farm. | 0:39:24 | 0:39:27 | |
-He's not short. I'm not daft. -Oh, Mum, I know that. | 0:39:27 | 0:39:30 | |
-You've never been daft. -Well, then? | 0:39:30 | 0:39:33 | |
Well, it's what I want. | 0:39:33 | 0:39:35 | |
What I've always wanted. | 0:39:35 | 0:39:37 | |
I know him better than I know myself. Can you understand that? | 0:39:39 | 0:39:43 | |
Well, sort of. | 0:39:46 | 0:39:47 | |
Almost. | 0:39:48 | 0:39:50 | |
That's very... | 0:39:51 | 0:39:53 | |
What? | 0:39:53 | 0:39:55 | |
Touching. | 0:39:55 | 0:39:57 | |
Articulate. | 0:39:59 | 0:40:00 | |
Just think, if I'd married him and not your dad, I'd have... | 0:40:02 | 0:40:06 | |
Not have had me. | 0:40:06 | 0:40:07 | |
Oh, I think I would. I think I'd always have had you. | 0:40:10 | 0:40:14 | |
I was just thinking how much happier life would have been. | 0:40:15 | 0:40:20 | |
Gillian says she's sorry that you and her got off on the wrong foot, | 0:40:22 | 0:40:26 | |
and she hopes you can both put it behind you. | 0:40:26 | 0:40:29 | |
She's all right, you know. Heart's in the right place. | 0:40:30 | 0:40:34 | |
She's had things to deal with as well. | 0:40:35 | 0:40:38 | |
As well as who?! | 0:40:40 | 0:40:41 | |
You, you twit. | 0:40:44 | 0:40:45 | |
KNOCKING AT DOOR | 0:40:54 | 0:40:57 | |
-Are you ready? -CAROLINE: Hmm? | 0:41:00 | 0:41:03 | |
I was... Sorry. | 0:41:09 | 0:41:12 | |
Just wondering, as regards me being in the spare room... | 0:41:12 | 0:41:16 | |
and so forth. Not that... | 0:41:16 | 0:41:19 | |
Look, I know...I know it's early days | 0:41:19 | 0:41:22 | |
but - and I'm not suggesting, obviously, that we should have... | 0:41:22 | 0:41:25 | |
-have...have... -Sex? | 0:41:25 | 0:41:27 | |
-...yet. -Well, good. | 0:41:27 | 0:41:29 | |
-No, but... -SHE SIGHS | 0:41:29 | 0:41:31 | |
I did this stupid thing. | 0:41:31 | 0:41:33 | |
Sorry? | 0:41:34 | 0:41:36 | |
I said this stupid thing. | 0:41:38 | 0:41:40 | |
When I met Gillian, I... | 0:41:40 | 0:41:43 | |
I didn't know it was Gillian. | 0:41:44 | 0:41:46 | |
I had a sort of spat with her before Alan introduced us | 0:41:46 | 0:41:50 | |
-and I... -What? What did you... | 0:41:50 | 0:41:52 | |
I called her an idiot and then I... | 0:41:52 | 0:41:54 | |
I called her brain-dead lowlife trailer trash. | 0:41:56 | 0:41:58 | |
She stole my parking space. It wasn't funny. | 0:41:59 | 0:42:01 | |
That's what I love about you. You're so... | 0:42:01 | 0:42:03 | |
-What? -Snotty and arrogant and glorious! | 0:42:03 | 0:42:07 | |
The point is, I'm not looking forward to this party. | 0:42:07 | 0:42:10 | |
-Did you apologise? -No, I... | 0:42:11 | 0:42:13 | |
ran off when she went to the loo. | 0:42:13 | 0:42:16 | |
These things are never as bad as you think they are. | 0:42:16 | 0:42:20 | |
No, this...was. | 0:42:20 | 0:42:23 | |
-Damn, I wish I'd been there. -I am going to apologise to her. | 0:42:23 | 0:42:26 | |
That would be the grown-up thing to do. | 0:42:26 | 0:42:28 | |
Maybe... | 0:42:34 | 0:42:35 | |
you could start...sleeping in here... | 0:42:35 | 0:42:39 | |
..again. | 0:42:40 | 0:42:42 | |
Tonight? Or... | 0:42:47 | 0:42:50 | |
So, we're turning left just here, just coming up. | 0:43:15 | 0:43:17 | |
Well, the sat-nav's saying it's in another six miles. | 0:43:17 | 0:43:19 | |
Yeah, well, take no notice of that. You want to go this way. Here! | 0:43:19 | 0:43:22 | |
-What, this? -Yes. -Are you sure? | 0:43:22 | 0:43:25 | |
This is the way Alan always comes. | 0:43:25 | 0:43:27 | |
I think I'd rather do what the sat-nav's telling me. | 0:43:27 | 0:43:29 | |
Well, bugger what the sat-nav's telling you. This is it. I'm telling you. | 0:43:29 | 0:43:33 | |
OK. | 0:43:33 | 0:43:34 | |
-I do know what I'm talking about. -Good. | 0:43:34 | 0:43:36 | |
-As long as we're going the right way. -I feel sick. -Feel sick or going to be sick? | 0:43:36 | 0:43:40 | |
-JOHN: -I need a wee. -John, there's plastic bag in the pocket at the back of the seat. | 0:43:40 | 0:43:44 | |
-You'll have to hang on for a wee. -THUD | 0:43:44 | 0:43:46 | |
-Oh, shit! Oh! -Mum, can you drive properly? | 0:43:46 | 0:43:49 | |
-I beg your pardon? -I'm not kidding, I'm throwing up. | 0:43:49 | 0:43:51 | |
Do not throw up. Nobody NEEDS to throw up. | 0:43:51 | 0:43:53 | |
There is a plastic bag in the pocket, if somebody chooses to look for it properly! | 0:43:53 | 0:43:59 | |
-Why doesn't Dad drive? -Oh, yes, that'll help matters(!) | 0:43:59 | 0:44:01 | |
I have looked for it properly. Are you sure this is the right road, Celia? | 0:44:01 | 0:44:04 | |
-Um... -It had better be. That's all I can say. | 0:44:04 | 0:44:07 | |
-Oh, I think... Oh... -Have you found that bag? | 0:44:07 | 0:44:09 | |
-There is no bag. -There is a bag! | 0:44:09 | 0:44:10 | |
-There is always a bag! -Go off-road, Mum. | 0:44:10 | 0:44:13 | |
- Put it into four-wheel drive. - No, Mum, don't. | 0:44:13 | 0:44:16 | |
I am not going off-road. | 0:44:16 | 0:44:18 | |
Do you know how to put it in four-wheel drive? | 0:44:18 | 0:44:20 | |
Course I know how to put it in four-wheel drive. | 0:44:20 | 0:44:22 | |
Does she heck as like! She never needs four-wheel drive. | 0:44:22 | 0:44:24 | |
I told her when she bought it. | 0:44:24 | 0:44:26 | |
Yeah, well, it's a good job I've got it now, isn't it? | 0:44:26 | 0:44:28 | |
Where the hell are we, Mother? | 0:44:29 | 0:44:31 | |
-I'm just trying to find something I recognise. -(Jesus.) | 0:44:31 | 0:44:34 | |
-Can we have some music on? -No. | 0:44:35 | 0:44:37 | |
-Let's sing. -Let's not bother. | 0:44:37 | 0:44:40 | |
Ooh, she's getting stroppy. | 0:44:40 | 0:44:41 | |
-You'll be getting out in a minute. -Yeah, shut up. | 0:44:41 | 0:44:43 | |
-You shut up. -Both of you, shut up. | 0:44:43 | 0:44:44 | |
Don't you tell me to shut up. Bastard. | 0:44:44 | 0:44:47 | |
-Er...stop the car! -TYRES SCREECH | 0:44:49 | 0:44:51 | |
VOMITS | 0:44:54 | 0:44:56 | |
-GILLIAN: -They're here! | 0:45:21 | 0:45:23 | |
Raff! | 0:45:23 | 0:45:25 | |
Raff! | 0:45:26 | 0:45:27 | |
Oh! What have you done to your face? | 0:45:30 | 0:45:33 | |
-Nothing. I fell over. -When? | 0:45:33 | 0:45:35 | |
Coming back from Oggy's last night in t'dark. | 0:45:35 | 0:45:37 | |
-OK, shall we? -Sure. | 0:45:37 | 0:45:39 | |
Twit. | 0:45:39 | 0:45:41 | |
Oh, look at this. | 0:45:42 | 0:45:45 | |
This is... Wow. | 0:45:45 | 0:45:47 | |
-Hello! -Hello! | 0:45:49 | 0:45:50 | |
-You made it. -Yes. | 0:45:50 | 0:45:54 | |
-Oh! Mm. -Ha-ha-ha! Oh! | 0:45:54 | 0:45:57 | |
Mwah! | 0:45:57 | 0:45:58 | |
- Oh, hello, Caroline! - Alan. | 0:45:58 | 0:46:00 | |
-And this...this is John. -John. | 0:46:00 | 0:46:04 | |
-Hello. -And John, this is Gillian. | 0:46:04 | 0:46:06 | |
- Gillian. Fantastic. - Hi. | 0:46:06 | 0:46:08 | |
Now, which is William? | 0:46:08 | 0:46:09 | |
The lad we have to thank for putting his granny on Facebook. | 0:46:09 | 0:46:13 | |
Nice to meet you. | 0:46:13 | 0:46:15 | |
-And this is Lawrence. -Lawrence. | 0:46:15 | 0:46:17 | |
- Hello, Gillian. - And this is my grandson. | 0:46:17 | 0:46:19 | |
-Hiya, mate, nice to meet you. -Come inside. | 0:46:19 | 0:46:21 | |
I'm so sorry I was rude. | 0:46:21 | 0:46:23 | |
It was, er...inexcusable and unnecessary, | 0:46:23 | 0:46:27 | |
and I am sorry. | 0:46:27 | 0:46:30 | |
You were worried about your mother. I know. I...I was worried about him. | 0:46:30 | 0:46:34 | |
-I'm sorry too. -This is beautiful! | 0:46:34 | 0:46:38 | |
Yeah, we're lucky. I struggle to make ends meet sometimes, but I wouldn't swap it. | 0:46:38 | 0:46:43 | |
Do you want to come in? We've got the kettle on. | 0:46:43 | 0:46:46 | |
Fantastic. Thank you. | 0:46:46 | 0:46:48 | |
And you managed to find us all right, did you? | 0:46:48 | 0:46:50 | |
Yeah, yeah, after a bit of... | 0:46:50 | 0:46:51 | |
THEY ALL CHATTER | 0:46:51 | 0:46:53 | |
There's a boy at my school called... | 0:46:53 | 0:46:55 | |
- Thank you. - ...Scotty... | 0:46:55 | 0:46:57 | |
- Yes, Scott the rotter. - Scotty the rotter! | 0:46:57 | 0:46:59 | |
- I know him. Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Now... | 0:46:59 | 0:47:01 | |
I've, er...I've prepared a little bit of something. | 0:47:01 | 0:47:05 | |
Ooh, I think Alan's going to make a little speech. | 0:47:05 | 0:47:08 | |
-GLASS CLINKS -Speech! Speech! | 0:47:08 | 0:47:10 | |
-CHATTER CONTINUES -Shut up, noise-boxes. Him, not you. | 0:47:10 | 0:47:13 | |
- Why me? - Well... | 0:47:13 | 0:47:15 | |
Boys! | 0:47:15 | 0:47:16 | |
-Go on, Dad. -Er...thank you. | 0:47:17 | 0:47:20 | |
OK, well, um... I...I... | 0:47:20 | 0:47:24 | |
First of all, I'd like to say thank you for...everyone, | 0:47:24 | 0:47:28 | |
for coming to, er...celebrate with us this...this very happy and unusual event. | 0:47:28 | 0:47:35 | |
Er...we...we've not fixed a date yet. | 0:47:35 | 0:47:38 | |
And, er...we haven't a clue where we might live. | 0:47:38 | 0:47:42 | |
-But we'll keep you posted. -Aw! | 0:47:42 | 0:47:45 | |
Yeah. So... Um...I'd just like to... | 0:47:45 | 0:47:50 | |
clarify. Er... | 0:47:50 | 0:47:54 | |
I...I know you think we're daft. | 0:47:54 | 0:47:56 | |
-We do not! -Nobody thinks you're daft. | 0:47:56 | 0:47:59 | |
No. Well, rushing in, then. But, er...Celia and I... | 0:47:59 | 0:48:04 | |
What happened was, I was stood on a bridge waiting for her, cos we had a date. | 0:48:06 | 0:48:11 | |
This is, er...60 years ago, er...in Elland. | 0:48:11 | 0:48:14 | |
And, you know, this is before we had telephones. | 0:48:14 | 0:48:19 | |
And her mother had mixed her dates up and they were already flitted to Sheffield | 0:48:19 | 0:48:23 | |
and Celia couldn't contact me so she, er...sent a message, | 0:48:23 | 0:48:29 | |
a letter via... | 0:48:29 | 0:48:31 | |
...a friend, | 0:48:32 | 0:48:34 | |
um...to say sorry, | 0:48:34 | 0:48:36 | |
with a new address that I could write to her, | 0:48:36 | 0:48:39 | |
but I...I never got the message. | 0:48:39 | 0:48:42 | |
So, um... | 0:48:42 | 0:48:44 | |
Why? | 0:48:44 | 0:48:45 | |
Well, cos she didn't give it to me. | 0:48:45 | 0:48:49 | |
The friend? | 0:48:49 | 0:48:50 | |
- Yeah. - Why? | 0:48:50 | 0:48:53 | |
Just cos... | 0:48:53 | 0:48:55 | |
Nasty trick. | 0:48:55 | 0:48:57 | |
-Mm, well... -Who was she? | 0:48:57 | 0:49:00 | |
We...we'll find a picture of her and chuck darts at it. | 0:49:00 | 0:49:03 | |
THEY CHUCKLE | 0:49:03 | 0:49:05 | |
It were Eileen. | 0:49:07 | 0:49:09 | |
My mother? | 0:49:12 | 0:49:13 | |
Yeah. | 0:49:13 | 0:49:15 | |
So, anyway. | 0:49:15 | 0:49:17 | |
Not that...not that anybody wants to change what's gone. | 0:49:17 | 0:49:22 | |
But it's just to illustrate the fact that we're not rushing in. | 0:49:23 | 0:49:27 | |
We've always had very... | 0:49:28 | 0:49:31 | |
very fond feelings for one another... | 0:49:31 | 0:49:34 | |
..since all that time ago and... | 0:49:35 | 0:49:37 | |
..well, nothing's changed. | 0:49:38 | 0:49:40 | |
So... | 0:49:41 | 0:49:43 | |
That's... God, that's... | 0:49:43 | 0:49:45 | |
Wow. | 0:49:45 | 0:49:47 | |
That's so... | 0:49:47 | 0:49:49 | |
God. | 0:49:49 | 0:49:51 | |
Anyroad, to us. | 0:49:51 | 0:49:54 | |
To us. | 0:49:55 | 0:49:56 | |
Mum! | 0:49:59 | 0:50:00 | |
There's a massive red sports car just pulled up outside. | 0:50:00 | 0:50:03 | |
Looks like it cost about two million quid. | 0:50:03 | 0:50:05 | |
Oh, that's us. | 0:50:05 | 0:50:07 | |
We decided against an engagement ring. | 0:50:10 | 0:50:13 | |
So instead we bought a car between us. | 0:50:13 | 0:50:17 | |
The sort we've always fancied! | 0:50:17 | 0:50:19 | |
- Yes! - Whoa-ho! | 0:50:19 | 0:50:21 | |
Look at that! | 0:50:21 | 0:50:22 | |
Oh! | 0:50:22 | 0:50:23 | |
Oh! Oh, look! Oh! | 0:50:23 | 0:50:26 | |
Grandma! | 0:50:28 | 0:50:30 | |
Did you know about this? | 0:50:30 | 0:50:31 | |
-Oh! -No. | 0:50:31 | 0:50:33 | |
Oh! Beautiful. | 0:50:35 | 0:50:37 | |
Oh! | 0:50:37 | 0:50:39 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:50:39 | 0:50:42 | |
Mr Buttershaw. Mrs Dawson. | 0:50:43 | 0:50:45 | |
-Oh! -Can we sit in it, Granddad? | 0:50:45 | 0:50:48 | |
-Well... -Yes, of course you can. | 0:50:48 | 0:50:50 | |
-As long as they're careful. -Congratulations. | 0:50:50 | 0:50:52 | |
Stunning! Wow! | 0:50:52 | 0:50:55 | |
So, you... This is instead of an engagement ring? | 0:50:55 | 0:50:58 | |
Mm. | 0:50:58 | 0:50:59 | |
But you didn't let Alan pay for the whole thing? | 0:50:59 | 0:51:02 | |
No, I said we bought it between us. Hope they're not trailing mud in. | 0:51:02 | 0:51:05 | |
-GILLIAN: -So... Blimey! | 0:51:05 | 0:51:08 | |
-How much did it cost, then, Dad? -Yeah, enough. | 0:51:09 | 0:51:12 | |
CAROLINE: So, just to clarify, you don't know when, | 0:51:12 | 0:51:15 | |
or, let's be honest, if you're going to get married, but you've just spent... | 0:51:15 | 0:51:18 | |
-There is no if. -..silly money buying a car | 0:51:18 | 0:51:20 | |
that you're going to need a hip replacement to get in and out of. | 0:51:20 | 0:51:23 | |
Oh, stop being so negative. | 0:51:23 | 0:51:24 | |
-Do you like it? -Yeah, yeah. | 0:51:24 | 0:51:27 | |
I think my mother probably would have liked one and all, Dad. | 0:51:27 | 0:51:31 | |
-Oh. Police. -GILLIAN: -Now what? | 0:51:31 | 0:51:34 | |
-Afternoon. -How do? | 0:51:39 | 0:51:42 | |
Are they the strippers? | 0:51:42 | 0:51:43 | |
(Stop it.) | 0:51:43 | 0:51:45 | |
-Nice car. -What do you want? -Gillian. | 0:51:45 | 0:51:48 | |
Is there summat up? | 0:51:48 | 0:51:51 | |
Just need to have a little chat with Raffy, that's all. | 0:51:51 | 0:51:53 | |
-What for? -What have you done to your face? | 0:51:53 | 0:51:55 | |
-He fell over. -Where? | 0:51:55 | 0:51:57 | |
-Down Ripponden. -Do you know a Paul Jatri? | 0:51:58 | 0:52:01 | |
No. | 0:52:03 | 0:52:05 | |
Well, he reckons he knows you. | 0:52:05 | 0:52:07 | |
He's been in saying that you assaulted him last night. | 0:52:07 | 0:52:10 | |
Yeah? Well, he shouldn't have been saying stuff, should he? | 0:52:10 | 0:52:13 | |
What stuff? | 0:52:13 | 0:52:15 | |
I'm arresting you on suspicion of assault. | 0:52:16 | 0:52:19 | |
-You're not! -You don't have to say anything, | 0:52:19 | 0:52:21 | |
but it may harm your defence if you don't mention when questioned | 0:52:21 | 0:52:23 | |
something you later rely on in court. | 0:52:23 | 0:52:25 | |
You're not arresting him. | 0:52:25 | 0:52:27 | |
-He's assaulted someone. -He's your nephew. | 0:52:27 | 0:52:29 | |
It'll just be a bit of a caution, that's all. | 0:52:29 | 0:52:31 | |
Inspector Hatfield'll just need to have a bit of a word with you. | 0:52:31 | 0:52:33 | |
-A bit of a caution? -Yeah. | 0:52:33 | 0:52:35 | |
If he was provoked, which it sounds like he was. | 0:52:35 | 0:52:38 | |
CAROLINE: Look, perhaps...should we... | 0:52:38 | 0:52:41 | |
-should we be getting off? -No. | 0:52:41 | 0:52:43 | |
No, no, no. Look, look, this is Celia and Alan's little party. We can't have this. | 0:52:43 | 0:52:47 | |
We can't just take off. | 0:52:47 | 0:52:48 | |
The thing is, Officer, | 0:52:48 | 0:52:50 | |
er...this lady and this gentleman... | 0:52:50 | 0:52:53 | |
-Someone shut him up. -..have just got engaged to be married, | 0:52:53 | 0:52:56 | |
and, really, couldn't this wait? | 0:52:56 | 0:52:59 | |
-Congratulations, Alan. -Yeah, thanks. | 0:52:59 | 0:53:01 | |
Come on, lad, let's get this over with. | 0:53:01 | 0:53:03 | |
-No, this is really, I would say, rather heavy-handed. -And you are? | 0:53:03 | 0:53:06 | |
-I'm...I'm... -A wanker. | 0:53:06 | 0:53:09 | |
He is. He's had that bitch in our house. | 0:53:12 | 0:53:14 | |
What...bitch? | 0:53:14 | 0:53:16 | |
Judith. | 0:53:16 | 0:53:18 | |
I came home mid-afternoon last Tuesday after my exam, | 0:53:18 | 0:53:21 | |
and they were pissed together in the sitting room. | 0:53:21 | 0:53:24 | |
Raff, er...you go with Robbie. I'll follow you on in the Land Rover. | 0:53:34 | 0:53:37 | |
-I'm going to have to go with him. -Fair enough. | 0:53:37 | 0:53:39 | |
-You couldn't give us a lift down to the main road? -Yeah, whatever. Get in. | 0:53:39 | 0:53:42 | |
In my house?! | 0:53:45 | 0:53:47 | |
Not what you think. | 0:53:47 | 0:53:49 | |
Happen I ought to pop down to the police station with Gillian. | 0:53:49 | 0:53:51 | |
-Yes, you'd better. -Let's not ruin this... really, really lovely... | 0:53:51 | 0:53:54 | |
-Take the Lexus. -Shall I? You don't mind? | 0:53:54 | 0:53:56 | |
CAROLINE: Get in the car, boys. Mum, we're leaving. | 0:53:56 | 0:54:01 | |
-Well done. -Don't come back. | 0:54:01 | 0:54:06 | |
You haven't even heard my side of it. | 0:54:06 | 0:54:09 | |
This has been taken out of context, out of proportion, and nothing happened! | 0:54:09 | 0:54:12 | |
Caroline, you are not leaving me here! | 0:54:12 | 0:54:15 | |
Oh! | 0:54:19 | 0:54:20 | |
I've wanted to do that for years. | 0:54:20 | 0:54:24 | |
I could have killed him one time. I mean, literally, I could have k... | 0:54:52 | 0:54:56 | |
I just want you to understand the effect you have on me. | 0:54:56 | 0:55:00 | |
-Aaah! -They said they was going to pour petrol over me and set me on fire. | 0:55:00 | 0:55:05 | |
-Oh! -This marriage is over! | 0:55:05 | 0:55:08 | |
-And I do not want to waste another... -You bitch! | 0:55:08 | 0:55:10 | |
..second of my life pretending it's something worth saving! | 0:55:10 | 0:55:13 | |
-Mum! -Oh! | 0:55:13 | 0:55:14 | |
-Hello! -Is anybody there? | 0:55:16 | 0:55:19 | |
-Slapper. -Yeah, whatever. | 0:55:19 | 0:55:22 | |
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