Episode 13 Pengelli

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-Eight, nine, three thousand.

-Beauties. A Fiesta automatic,

-just like you ordered.

-Here's your cut. Lucky, aren't you?

-You'll be able to spend it all

-on yourself.

-You'll be able to spend it all

-on yourself.

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-Hand it over.

-Be like that!

-Hey! Haven't you forgotten

-something? The receipt.

-Don't want to be caught, do we?

-Don't be shy -there are plenty more

-where this came from.

-Don't be shy -there are plenty more

-where this came from.

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-When I've a customer.

-Hang on to that cash.

-Divorces are expensive.

-Don't I know it. My ex skinned me.

-One more for the post, Luned.

-How are things this morning?

-How are things this morning?

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-Fine.

-Quiet?

-Quiet?

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-Yes, Carla was always rabbitting on.

-I wouldn't call Annette quiet.

-I wouldn't call Annette quiet.

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-She bites your head off

-as soon as look at you.

-Carla'll be back.

-Carla'll be back.

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-Three months of her sister

-and I'll be running to Cardiff.

-Here comes the blushing bride!

-Congratulations!

-Congratulations!

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-Sorry?

-The engagement.

-Really? I didn't know.

-Congratulations!

-Perhaps the ring

-wasn't expensive enough.

-Perhaps the ring

-wasn't expensive enough.

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-Gwenda!

-Ger, why don't you...oh, sorry.

-Excuse me.

-Yes?

-The committee was thrilled

-with the chair.

-How about the poet?

-How about the poet?

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-He won't sit in it, that's a cert.

-He has an arse like an elephant.

-How about another commission?

-How about another commission?

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-Try me.

-Ever heard of Ap Menai?

-Who?

-Who?

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-Precisely.

-Was he a poet?

-Was he a poet?

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-He thought he was. An Anglesey

-know-all who knew nothing.

-Some village boffins want to

-erect a plaque in his memory.

-It's my 'privilege' to organise it.

-I'll do it.

-I'll do it.

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-Here are the details.

-I'll give you a quote.

-I'll give you a quote.

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-What?

-A quote. I don't work for nothing.

-A quote. I don't work for nothing.

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-Of course not.

-I'm off, before I'm spotted.

-There's someone I'm trying to avoid.

-It's a boring story,

-about a boring person. 'Bye.

-He has a psychological problem.

-John Albert's so young

-to be a grandfather.

-He can't cope emotionally.

-He can't cope emotionally.

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-Stuff his emotional problems.

-What about Medwen and the girls?

-What about Medwen and the girls?

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-You misunderstand me.

-Barbra!

-I was just about

-to call and see you.

-How are you? I'm Islwyn Owain,

-Barbra's poetry tutor.

-Not that she needs much tutoring.

-You have such a way with words.

-Excuse me.

-This is Luned Watkin.

-She's in charge of us.

-This is Luned Watkin.

-She's in charge of us.

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-My sympathies.

-She's quite a handful, isn't she?

-Very nice.

-Prat!

-This place gets on my wick.

-This place gets on my wick.

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-Why?

-Are we going to celebrate

-your engagement?

-Come on! I'll invite myself and

-everyone else. Let's have a party.

-We should socialise

-more outside work.

-We should socialise

-more outside work.

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-Like John Albert and Carla?

-Don't you trust yourself?

-Don't you trust yourself?

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-I'd be putty in your hands.

-I know the feeling.

-I know the feeling.

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-It's a good idea.

-We've never had a night out.

-That's sorted, then.

-< Anything wrong?

-No, that's precisely the problem.

-You didn't get this for 3,000?

-You didn't get this for 3,000?

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-Yes, look at the receipt.

-I'm not saying you can't get

-an H reg Fiesta for 3,000...

-..but this one's like new.

-..but this one's like new.

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-A customer, Harri.

-Hiya. I've got a part-time job

-in that supermarket in town.

-Good.

-< It's a tidy car, Mr Griffiths.

-Just the job for driving around,

-if you want to drive around.

-Just the job for driving around,

-if you want to drive around.

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-Edwin, are you coming round tonight?

-Probably. I'll see.

-Probably. I'll see.

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-OK. 'Bye.

-Probably. I'll see.

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-OK. 'Bye.

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-'Bye, Janis.

-Nice colour, too.

-Nice colour, too.

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-A bit offish, weren't you?

-I thought you were friends.

-Are we?

-Are we?

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-Edwin!

-Are we?

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-Edwin!

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-Women, Mr Griffiths!

-Sure you want to come?

-Sure you want to come?

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-Gwenda has spoken!

-Perhaps she'd like to set the date

-for our wedding.

-Why did you have to tell

-everyone?

-I didn't. News travels fast.

-I didn't. News travels fast.

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-How? Telepathy?

-What's wrong with you?

-What's wrong with you?

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-Ask Gwenda.

-Let's forget all about it.

-Let's forget all about it.

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-Don't be stupid.

-Let's forget all about it.

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-Don't be stupid.

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-Me?

-I'm just trying to read the signs.

-Sorry. I'm tired.

-What else is new?

-Once I've cleared Dad's stuff,

-I'll be fine.

-I hope so.

-I'm running out of patience.

-I'll join you later.

-Fine. I'm going to see Berwyn John.

-See you there.

-Idiot! Road hog!

-< Move! Some of us have work to do.

-Hey, John! Carla phoned last night.

-She sends her regards.

-She's having a whale of a time.

-Out every night with some hunk.

-Everything all right?

-Everything all right?

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-Williams wants more tuna sandwiches.

-Hurry up, then. I need another pair

-of hands. The van's due any second.

-All right, don't blow a gasket.

-All right, don't blow a gasket.

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-Clean hands!

-If I was him, I'd go into hiding,

-not hang around out there.

-Who wants to see his ugly mug?

-It takes two.

-It takes two.

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-Carla's too blinkin' naive.

-Or too soft.

-Or too soft.

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-Too stupid, you mean.

-She's your sister!

-She's your sister!

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-If the truth hurts...

-She's your sister!

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-If the truth hurts...

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-Not everyone sees it that way.

-Why should she have to leave

-while he gets away scot free?

-Drop it! Is there mustard on these?

-Drop it! Is there mustard on these?

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-You didn't tell me to put any.

-Drop it! Is there mustard on these?

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-You didn't tell me to put any.

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-We always do.

-That's stupid. What if you

-don't like mustard? I don't.

-That's stupid. What if you

-don't like mustard? I don't.

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-You'd burn your tongue...

-..and do everyone a big favour.

-I think I'll go fishing Saturday.

-Fancy joining me?

-Do you like a rainbow, Edwin?

-Do you like a rainbow, Edwin?

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-I don't know.

-Do you like a rainbow, Edwin?

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-I don't know.

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-I don't know.

-Trout, Edwin.

-Do you like a rainbow, Edwin?

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-I don't know.

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-I don't know.

-Trout, Edwin.

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-Yes, Mr Griffiths.

-I once went fishing with my mates.

-We didn't get a bite.

-Jac said, "Never mind, I hate fish,

-too many bones".

-Thanks very much.

-Congratulations. I heard the news.

-It's true, isn't it?

-About the engagement?

-It's true, isn't it?

-About the engagement?

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-Yes.

-Sorry. I said the wrong thing.

-Sorry. I said the wrong thing.

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-No, forget it.

-Sure?

-Sure.

-Geraint and Gwenda are friendly,

-aren't they?

-What are you insinuating?

-What are you insinuating?

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-Nothing. Don't tell Luned,

-or I'll never hear the end of it.

-An acquaintance of mine, a bard,

-came to see Geraint today.

-I'm dying to find out why.

-I thought perhaps Geraint

-had mentioned it to Gwenda.

-I thought perhaps Geraint

-had mentioned it to Gwenda.

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-Sorry, you've lost me.

-Luned, do you know anything

-about a beard?

-Luned, do you know anything

-about a beard?

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-May I help myself to your nuts?

-They can be fatal, you know.

-Some people are allergic to them.

-They can be fatal, you know.

-Some people are allergic to them.

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-You're not, by any chance?

-Come and sit down.

-Actually, I feel like a preacher

-in a brothel.

-Aren't the garage lads coming?

-Aren't the garage lads coming?

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-I expect they'll be along later.

-When's Liz joining us?

-When's Liz joining us?

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-Later.

-I bet she was thrilled.

-What's wrong?

-What's wrong?

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-Nothing.

-She's had a rough time, lately.

-She's had a rough time, lately.

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-And don't I know it!

-Perhaps it's a delayed reaction.

-It's delayed something.

-Nothing pleases her.

-That's how couples are.

-Not that I'd remember.

-You always hurt the one you love.

-Come on! She'll come round.

-I suppose so.

-You make a good agony aunt.

-Only when there's a hunk in agony.

-Come on, Mr Preacher.

-Into the brothel!

-Stop channel hopping!

-Want one?

-Want one?

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-No thanks, John Albert.

-Edwin?

-Edwin?

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-No.

-Aren't you a bundle of laughs?

-You won't find the answer

-in a beer can, John Albert.

-You won't find the answer

-in a beer can, John Albert.

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-Where will I find it, then?

-Fancy a pint, Edwin?

-I'm not being nosy, but I didn't

-realise you knew Islwyn Owain.

-Who?

-Who?

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-Islwyn, the poet.

-I happened to see him by the pagoda.

-She wants to know what he wanted.

-She fancies him.

-She wants to know what he wanted.

-She fancies him.

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-I don't! He's my poetry tutor.

-You're not rambling on

-about him again!

-You're not rambling on

-about him again!

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-I'm just inquisitive.

-Leave her alone. It's no secret.

-He wants a sculpture. >

-A wooden, full-size sculpture

-of himself.

-Really?

-Really?

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-Scouts' honour.

-For his back garden.

-For his back garden.

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-Why?

-Perhaps he's seeking immortality.

-Isn't wood an odd material

-for a sculpture?

-Isn't wood an odd material

-for a sculpture?

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-It'll blend in with the trees.

-Which wood will you use?

-Which wood will you use?

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-I'm not sure. The wood they used

-for Pinocchio, perhaps.

-It grows when you tell lies.

-I knew it!

-< Working late?

-You startled me.

-You startled me.

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-Sorry. I saw your light on.

-How's it going?

-Heavy.

-It has to be done.

-You're like me. Conscientious.

-Doing your duty.

-I envy those who do as they please.

-The John Albert's of the world.

-I don't blame him one bit.

-He followed his instincts.

-Look what happened.

-Look what happened.

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-But it was fun while it lasted.

-It's not that simple.

-Isn't it?

-There are other people to consider.

-I'm going to the Crown to meet

-the others. You're welcome to come.

-We only live once, Liz.

-Don't, Gwyn.

-Come here.

-Come on.

-Take it off.

-When are you expecting Liz?

-When are you expecting Liz?

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-I'll go and fetch her soon.

-She's missing all the fun.

-She's missing all the fun.

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-Isn't she just?

-She's missing all the fun.

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-Isn't she just?

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-I wish Carla was here.

-It's such a pity she's gone

-and left us.

-She's only in Cardiff, Barbra,

-not in heaven!

-Things aren't the same without her.

-Things aren't the same without her.

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-We had such a laugh.

-At her expense, you mean?

-At her expense, you mean?

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-No, Annette.

-At her expense, you mean?

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-No, Annette.

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-Just joking, Luned.

-Pack it in, John Albert.

-You're behaving like a two year old.

-Stuff you! I'm off to the pub.

-I don't give a damn what they say.

-John Albert, don't do anything rash.

-Leave him alone, Mr Griffiths.

-Hey, come on. Don't worry.

-It was what we both wanted.

-We might as well be honest about it.

-Excuse me.

-Ta-ra.

-Geraint, I don't want

-to seem pushy...

-..but I could make a plinth

-for the plaque.

-Perhaps I could make a model, too?

-Pinocchio, perhaps?

-If it's not John Albert!

-If it's not John Albert!

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-So? Not barred, am I? Don't start!

-What would you know, anyway?

-And you!

-Would you like to buy a magazine?

-Would you like to buy a magazine?

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-No.

-Would you like to buy a magazine?

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-No.

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-I'm sure you would.

-If he's staying, I'm leaving.

-It's time I went, too.

-It's time I went, too.

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-Come on, John Albert's not that bad.

-Are you staying?

-Scraping the bottom of the barrel?

-Is she the best you could do?

-Are you leaving, too?

-Are you leaving, too?

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-No. What'll it be? A pint?

-Thanks a bunch...

-..for joining us like you promised.

-I didn't notice the time.

-I didn't notice the time.

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-I bet.

-Honestly.

-What's wrong, Liz?

-Come on, tell me.

-Come on, tell me.

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-Tell you what?

-We don't have to get engaged,

-if you'd rather not.

-Ger, just shut up.

-Shut up.

-See them scarper?

-You'd swear I was a leopard.

-No-one wanted to know me.

-Thousands of men have done

-what I did.

-Don't they care

-about losing everything?

-I've lost my home, my family.

-They won't let me see Mari's baby.

-She won't know her granddad.

-I'll never nurse her to sleep.

-I've made a hell of a mess

-of things.

-What am I going to do?

-Let me take you home.

-Black coffee,

-just what the doctor ordered.

-John Albert!

-Silly fool!

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