Tue, 23 Jan 2018 Pobol y Cwm

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-I'll have to go back to school

-before long.

-That'll do, right in front

-of the Deri so everyone can see.

-Where did you find the time

-to do this?

-I didn't create it.

-Vic Evans Art did.

-He'd sponsored the Dry January

-and was very pleased to help.

-So that's how teachers

-spend their time, is it?

-He made it last night after school.

-Just the job to punish them both,

-don't you think?

-Quite right.

-I'm looking forward to it.

-Dai Ashurst has always been

-a dishonest cheat.

-And you're a paragon of virtue,

-are you, Jim?

-Compared with Dai, I'm a saint.

-Hey, what do you think of this, DJ?

-Is that for me and Dad?

-Is that for me and Dad?

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-Of course. Look.

-What are they being pelted with?

-What are they being pelted with?

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-Sponges.

-Sponges?

-I offered free eggs.

-Don't waste your good eggs

-on Dai Ashurst.

-Sponges are ideal.

-You can pelt Dai and DJ

-then dip them in the bucket again.

-Right, see you later.

-I'd better do some work.

-Good luck, DJ.

-Bye, Eileen.

-What's in the bucket?

-Lots of stuff.

-Old paint, cold tea, sour milk.

-Urgh!

-Do you want a drink, DJ?

-I don't think so.

-You should. You might be in

-the stocks for three or four hours.

-A lot of people

-want to get their own back.

-I'd better go to the toilet...

-..before this circus starts.

-You've got one consolation.

-A lot more sponges

-will be thrown at Dai than you.

-Some of this to make it thicker?

-Eifion might have done you

-a favour with this punishment.

-Have you taken leave

-of your senses?

-It's saved you

-from being banned from the club.

-Oh, you've dressed up

-for the occasion, have you, Diane?

-No.

-I've got a meeting at County Hall

-later...

-..and I'm already dressed

-so I don't miss a second of this.

-Especially as APD gave the buckets

-and sponges free of charge.

-What?

-Your concern should be

-what is on the sponges, Dai.

-Dirty dishwater and sour milk.

-You're not serious!

-What did you expect?

-Caviar and champagne?

-Before you go into the stocks,

-can you write a note, please?

-A note for what?

-Do you want to be excused

-from a PE lesson?

-You shouldn't take it lightly.

-The pupils who sponsored you

-feel extremely let down.

-You owe them an apology.

-Write a note and I'll take it

-back to school after lunch.

-No way, Jose. They can get lost.

-Dai!

-The sponsorship business

-is over now.

-I won't take a penny from them.

-Why should I say sorry?

-To set a good example

-by admitting you were wrong.

-To show that honesty is important.

-And that deception

-is a very serious matter.

-Listen, miss.

-Why don't you bring your pupils

-here after school to throw sponges?

-Is that serious enough for you?

-I'd better soak these sponges...

-..before Hywel leaves the two of you

-at the mercy of the village.

-So is that your answer?

-No apology?

-Not even to schoolchildren?

-Yep.

-I'm seriously going to turn

-into an iceberg here.

-Icicle.

-What?

-An icicle is far more delicate,

-like you.

-You make me sick!

-I am serious though, I'm not

-cut out for Arctic conditions.

-I'm not a penguin.

-You won't find any penguins

-in the Arctic.

-Here you are. Old rugby socks.

-It is cold. I don't understand it.

-It was working last night...

-..but this morning

-there's no pilot light or heat.

-My pilot light will go off

-if we don't move somewhere warm.

-If Iolo can't fix it,

-I'm moving back to Anita's.

-No, we'll stay here for a bit.

-I'll fetch a heater

-from the garage...

-..and we can cwtch up

-and watch a DVD or something.

-Have you got a copy of Frozen?

-The sensor's gone. But worse

-than that, the pump's packed in.

-You'll need a new boiler.

-I'll phone Dad. It's kaput.

-I can get a combi boiler in Cross

-Hands but it will take a week.

-What are we supposed to do

-for a week?

-If we have to do this nonsense,

-we should wear protective gear.

-You can't wear that.

-No-one will see your face.

-We need some protection.

-You can have these.

-Give that to me.

-Take that cap off, DJ.

-Sit down here.

-Come on.

-Put your head through the hole

-so we can all see your pretty face.

-I've been thinking,

-I can't do this.

-I've got a skin condition.

-It's very sensitive.

-I'm allergic

-to all kinds of germs and...

-You're a builder. Your skin can cope

-with all sorts of stuff. Sit down.

-Don't be stubborn, Dai.

-This is nothing.

-You're not the one

-having sludge thrown at you.

-Think of the money

-you'll raise for the club.

-It's only one afternoon.

-Dai, put your head in the hole.

-People are queuing up.

-Well, I think we're all ready,

-aren't we?

-The criminals look ready to me.

-Pick a sponge.

-Cool head, Gethin. Remember

-that DJ's much younger than me.

-Right, Dai, this one's for you.

-Sorry, I have to go

-to Auntie Anita's house.

-If I stay here, I'll get pneumonia.

-I don't want you to go.

-It's nice, just the two of us.

-What's the point of freezing here...

-..when there's an empty house

-with a boiler that works?

-Please, Ed, come back with me.

-We could stay in a hotel

-for a few nights...

-Oh, Ed! Why don't you want

-to come to Auntie Anita's house?

-I can't. It's in the middle

-of the village, isn't it?

-Yes.

-We said

-we don't want to rush things.

-Everyone would see us together.

-Everyone would see us together.

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-I know.

-But is that such a big deal?

-It was working out so well

-for us here.

-It's like being

-in our own little world.

-We don't have to worry

-about anyone else.

-We're going to have to face

-people one day...

-..and I'm really proud

-of being with you.

-We've settled into being

-in a relationship now.

-But Cwmderi is Cwmderi.

-Don't use that as an excuse.

-I'm going to Auntie Anita's house

-so you can come with me...

-..and take the next step or turn

-into a penguin or an iceberg here.

-It's time to get your revenge

-on Dai!

-Crikey Moses!

-It's 1 for every throw.

-You pass the sponge

-to the next person in the queue.

-I'm going to enjoy watching

-this all afternoon.

-I'm going to make a donation

-to the cause.

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-"Want a chat?

-The garage is empty. G"

-"Behave! S"

-I think we're doing well.

-We've raised more than 40 already.

-I hope this teaches them a lesson.

-Cheating never pays.

-Look at the state of them.

-Right, I'd better go.

-It seems that Kelly

-is moving back into Anita's house.

-Hey!

-Fed up of staying in the fridge?

-What's wrong?

-Isn't Ed with you?

-Obviously not, Iol.

-Just pathetic little me on my own.

-That doesn't mean anything.

-He doesn't want to be seen

-in public with me.

-How do you think

-that makes me feel?

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-Make sure you keep some gunge

-for Ffion.

-She wants to pelt Dai.

-She wants to pelt Dai.

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-I heard he wouldn't write a note.

-She'll be back from school soon.

-How is it going?

-Over 200 already and there's

-plenty of gunge left. Come on!

-That's a good name. Sponge gunge.

-I think I'll use that.

-I can use it on the club's website

-and on Cwm FM.

-Don't you dare drag my name into it

-this time.

-That was Britt. You've shown

-your true feelings today.

-I'd throw sponges at Dai myself

-if I didn't want to spoil my outfit.

-I'll throw one for you!

-Come on, Gwyneth.

-How much longer is this

-going to last?

-Until people stop paying,

-I suppose.

-You don't feel pity for us, then?

-Um, no. You're both doing very well,

-fair play.

-You must have made a fortune

-already.

-Over 200, according to Jim.

-Anything for the club!

-Don't take those back.

-I paid for two throws this morning.

-Right, close your eyes, DJ.

-Here they come.

-No, don't worry DJ,

-both of these are for Dai.

-One for the deception and

-the other for not writing a note.

-You spend more time on the pavement

-than in work.

-You shouldn't play games like that.

-Like what?

-Texting me when Hywel's at my side.

-Would you have responded

-differently if he wasn't?

-Don't. Please.

-Hey, things might not be

-as bad as you think.

-Come on.

-What are you doing here?

-It's risky to be on the street

-the same time.

-Alright, alright,

-I've been an idiot. You were right.

-I'm always right.

-Blimey. What's going on over there?

-Hey, leave them alone.

-I just want a quick chat.

-Don't. What they do

-has nothing to do with you.

-I'm sure Sioned would like

-to know how Ed's moving on.

-I was on the phone to her

-last night...

-..checking she got

-my birthday card.

-You didn't send one, did you?

-Mind you,

-I don't think Sioned cares.

-She didn't say anything anyway.

-It's a bit warmer in here.

-It's a bit warmer in here.

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-I don't feel like an icicle.

-What are you doing?

-You want to make your

-relationship public, do you?

-It's not really a shock, is it?

-You're not welcome here.

-You're not welcome here.

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-I'm glad you're moving on, Ed.

-Just because it means Sioned

-can be free of you.

-Free? That's a strange word,

-considering she's in the clink.

-I'm not going to wish you well.

-We don't care what you think.

-Choosing a man like him,

-you don't deserve to be happy.

-You've had your say. Now off you go.

-Go on, before I throw you out.

-She's got a nerve.

-Well, she's gone now.

-Thanks for standing up for me.

-I think we worked

-as a good team there.

-She's not worth us

-wasting time on her.

-LAUGHTER

-I think they've been punished

-enough now, Hywel.

-Yes, maybe so. We've raised

-over 200 for the club.

-Right, lads. You can come out now.

-Well done, both of you.

-Well done, both of you.

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-Thank goodness for that.

-Some men have been awarded a gong

-for doing less than I have today.

-Ouch! My back!

-Hey, here you go.

-There's another 2 for the cause.

-I don't need sponges because I've

-brought a bowl full of batter...

-..especially for Dai,

-because he deserves this.

-This is for you, Dai!

-Sorry, Diane!

-What on earth

-do you think you're doing?

-A penny for your thoughts.

-How to welcome you

-to your new temporary residence.

-How do you want to do that?

-I'll make you supper.

-I'm sure I've got pasta, veg and a

-nice bottle of wine in the fridge.

-It sounds lovely.

-Let's see what I can do.

-Oi!

-We've talked a lot about

-not rushing things...

-..and taking it one step at a time,

-haven't we?

-Yes.

-Well, we've taken a big step today.

-It wasn't that scary, was it?

-Well, apart from Gwyneth's face,

-maybe.

-You give me confidence, Kel.

-I have told you,

-life doesn't have to be complicated.

-You're right.

-And the meal can wait.

-This has got a kick though,

-fair play.

-Just what we need now.

-Make the most of it because

-these are Mathew's last bottles.

-Don't worry,

-our brew will be ready tomorrow.

-And now that Dry January is over,

-we can drink again!

-I'm not sure about that.

-Don't you feel ashamed...

-..tanking there after the hullabaloo

-your drinking has caused?

-Look, today has been a long day...

-..it's been cold, it's been wet,

-and we regret what we did...

-..but now we want something

-to cheer ourselves up.

-What about me

-and my expensive new dress?

-It's too late

-for me to attend the meeting.

-Britt knew what she was doing.

-Maybe she should be punished

-in public too.

-For assault and battering.

-You think this is funny, do you?

-We're not having any home brew

-near this house again.

-The kit will be thrown away

-tomorrow.

-The barrels, the pipes,

-the whole lot. Do you understand?

-Yes, we fully understand.

-Don't worry, love.

-We'll get rid of it all tomorrow.

-We learned our lesson today, Diane.

-Honest.

-Good. And I hope you mean that.

-Of course we mean it.

-We don't want another experience

-like that, believe me.

-Don't worry.

-Good.

-Don't worry,

-I'll rescue the latest batch.

-You promised Diane...

-What are you doing?

-What you promise and what you do

-are entirely different matters.

-There's no cause for concern.

-Today is today

-and tomorrow is tomorrow.

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