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I'm just so lucky that I've got role models like Andy. | 0:00:21 | 0:00:24 | |
It means so much to me. To Dad, too. | 0:00:24 | 0:00:27 | |
-What have you got yourself into, Pete? -I don't know, AJ. | 0:00:27 | 0:00:29 | |
But it's got me run ragged. | 0:00:29 | 0:00:30 | |
It's from the Medical Care Collective. | 0:00:30 | 0:00:32 | |
We need it to complete the registration. | 0:00:32 | 0:00:34 | |
If you've got something to say, say it in front of everybody. | 0:00:34 | 0:00:36 | |
-You got something to hide? -I was the one that got abused. -Patrick! | 0:00:36 | 0:00:39 | |
What did you take, mate? Ma, phone an ambulance! | 0:00:39 | 0:00:42 | |
If you want to know where your granddaughter is, | 0:00:42 | 0:00:44 | |
you better keep me on side. | 0:00:44 | 0:00:46 | |
Merry Christmas. Here we are, there's a wee selection box for you. | 0:00:50 | 0:00:53 | |
Come on, darling, we'd better go. | 0:01:00 | 0:01:02 | |
Madonna...! | 0:01:02 | 0:01:03 | |
Come on, pet. We're going to be late. | 0:01:04 | 0:01:08 | |
Here you are, darling. Share it. | 0:01:08 | 0:01:09 | |
Don't let me down, OK? | 0:01:09 | 0:01:11 | |
Merry Christmas, Uncle Lenny! | 0:01:12 | 0:01:14 | |
-And to you, pal. And a happy birthday. -Thanks. | 0:01:17 | 0:01:21 | |
-You're out and about early this morning. -We're at mass. | 0:01:21 | 0:01:24 | |
Oh, right. | 0:01:24 | 0:01:25 | |
Hope you put a good word in for me. | 0:01:25 | 0:01:27 | |
I did mention you in my private intentions. | 0:01:27 | 0:01:29 | |
That's very kind. Here, I've got a present for you. | 0:01:29 | 0:01:32 | |
-Please, Mum. -No, you've got to go to your gran's so I can pick up Patrick. | 0:01:32 | 0:01:36 | |
-It's from her da. -Well, he should've picked a better messenger boy. | 0:01:36 | 0:01:38 | |
Anyway, I think Uncle Lenny is going to be a bit busy the now. | 0:01:38 | 0:01:42 | |
We'll catch up soon, eh? | 0:01:42 | 0:01:43 | |
Compliments of the season. | 0:01:43 | 0:01:45 | |
What did I tell you? Social call. I'll be no time at all. | 0:01:45 | 0:01:48 | |
Ho, ho, ho! | 0:01:48 | 0:01:51 | |
I think you forgot the beard. | 0:01:53 | 0:01:55 | |
Beards bring Santa out in a rash something chronic, sweetheart. | 0:01:55 | 0:01:58 | |
The real Santa's back in the North Pole by now. | 0:01:58 | 0:02:01 | |
Aye, but he's not afraid to delegate. | 0:02:01 | 0:02:02 | |
Thanks! | 0:02:05 | 0:02:06 | |
Don't eat them all at once. | 0:02:06 | 0:02:08 | |
So...what's the day got in store? | 0:02:08 | 0:02:10 | |
I'm away to pick up Patrick from the hospital. | 0:02:10 | 0:02:12 | |
Right, right... | 0:02:12 | 0:02:14 | |
How's the boy doing? | 0:02:14 | 0:02:16 | |
Better. | 0:02:16 | 0:02:17 | |
Joy to the world, eh? Home for Christmas dinner. | 0:02:17 | 0:02:20 | |
Aye, well... | 0:02:20 | 0:02:21 | |
I don't know what there is in to eat. Come on, Madonna. | 0:02:21 | 0:02:24 | |
Are you just here to drop off a card, are you? | 0:02:28 | 0:02:31 | |
-You know, I don't think you're on my list. -What else, then? | 0:02:31 | 0:02:34 | |
We've got nothing left to say to each other. | 0:02:34 | 0:02:36 | |
You're back out there, making deals, making connections. | 0:02:38 | 0:02:41 | |
You're being brazen about it. | 0:02:41 | 0:02:42 | |
Oh, a man doesn't like to hide his light under a bushel. | 0:02:42 | 0:02:45 | |
It's like you think you're untouchable cos you've got this dirt on me. | 0:02:45 | 0:02:49 | |
Yeah, you did turn out to be a pleasant surprise. | 0:02:49 | 0:02:51 | |
Hm... Well, not any more. | 0:02:51 | 0:02:53 | |
You know and I know, | 0:02:53 | 0:02:56 | |
you cause me any real bother, I can end your career. | 0:02:56 | 0:02:59 | |
Not if I end it first. | 0:02:59 | 0:03:00 | |
You're quitting? | 0:03:00 | 0:03:02 | |
More of a...strategic withdrawal. | 0:03:02 | 0:03:05 | |
I'm going to go and visit some friends down south, in the Met. | 0:03:06 | 0:03:10 | |
Friends? You? | 0:03:10 | 0:03:11 | |
But I will be leaving my successor a wee gift. | 0:03:14 | 0:03:16 | |
A file, a dossier of everything I know about you. | 0:03:16 | 0:03:20 | |
Inadmissible. All of it. | 0:03:20 | 0:03:22 | |
Aye. | 0:03:22 | 0:03:23 | |
But they'll know. | 0:03:23 | 0:03:25 | |
And somebody with a clean slate, | 0:03:25 | 0:03:27 | |
you know, no baggage, | 0:03:27 | 0:03:28 | |
they'll turn that knowledge into evidence, into proof. | 0:03:28 | 0:03:31 | |
You're going nowhere, mate. | 0:03:31 | 0:03:33 | |
You're hooked on me like a junkie on smack. | 0:03:33 | 0:03:36 | |
Well, it's Christmas. No better time to go cold turkey. | 0:03:37 | 0:03:40 | |
You know what? | 0:03:40 | 0:03:42 | |
Forget it. I've got more important things on my mind. | 0:03:43 | 0:03:47 | |
No doubt. Happy families, is it? | 0:03:47 | 0:03:49 | |
Definitely. | 0:03:49 | 0:03:51 | |
What does that mean? | 0:03:53 | 0:03:55 | |
I thought you'd just made it clear that me and my family... | 0:03:55 | 0:03:58 | |
are no longer any of your business. | 0:03:58 | 0:04:00 | |
Listen, if you're still punishing Amber... | 0:04:02 | 0:04:04 | |
Come on. | 0:04:04 | 0:04:06 | |
You know what it's like this time of year. | 0:04:06 | 0:04:08 | |
Everybody gets what they deserve. | 0:04:08 | 0:04:10 | |
Aye. | 0:04:11 | 0:04:13 | |
They do. | 0:04:13 | 0:04:15 | |
MUSIC IN DISTANCE: Away In A Manger | 0:04:30 | 0:04:34 | |
-Anything I can do to help? -Och, no, I don't think so... | 0:05:01 | 0:05:04 | |
I've gone really lazy this year. We just need to bang it all in the oven. | 0:05:04 | 0:05:07 | |
Cheers. | 0:05:07 | 0:05:09 | |
Any luck getting through to your dad? | 0:05:10 | 0:05:12 | |
No. He's in transit, I guess. | 0:05:12 | 0:05:14 | |
-DOORBELL RINGS -Let me. | 0:05:14 | 0:05:16 | |
You're not still worried about Greig, are you? | 0:05:19 | 0:05:21 | |
No more than I am the other 364 days of the year. | 0:05:21 | 0:05:25 | |
Hello, hello. | 0:05:26 | 0:05:28 | |
Hello! | 0:05:28 | 0:05:29 | |
Season's greetings. | 0:05:29 | 0:05:31 | |
-Merry Christmas! -Merry Christmas. | 0:05:31 | 0:05:33 | |
-Hi. -Am I a bit early? | 0:05:34 | 0:05:36 | |
What? No! | 0:05:36 | 0:05:38 | |
-I mean, no. -Great. Cool. | 0:05:38 | 0:05:40 | |
Find yourself a vase. | 0:05:40 | 0:05:42 | |
-Through here? -Yeah. | 0:05:42 | 0:05:44 | |
Thank you. | 0:05:45 | 0:05:47 | |
I think I might pop out for a bit. | 0:05:50 | 0:05:53 | |
Oh, well, Mum's got company, hasn't she? | 0:05:53 | 0:05:55 | |
Yeah. Yeah, I guess she has. | 0:05:55 | 0:05:57 | |
Why do I get the feeling you weren't expecting me? | 0:06:00 | 0:06:02 | |
Well, I wasn't. | 0:06:02 | 0:06:04 | |
You sent me that little Christmas card. | 0:06:04 | 0:06:06 | |
I didn't send you anything. | 0:06:07 | 0:06:09 | |
No, this is weird. | 0:06:10 | 0:06:12 | |
I think this might be somebody's idea of a joke. | 0:06:13 | 0:06:16 | |
-Let me help. -I can do it! | 0:06:19 | 0:06:20 | |
You clearly can't. | 0:06:20 | 0:06:22 | |
There. | 0:06:23 | 0:06:24 | |
Done. | 0:06:24 | 0:06:26 | |
I knew it would suit you. | 0:06:26 | 0:06:27 | |
-Sorry I didn't get you anything. -Hey, you're here with me. | 0:06:28 | 0:06:32 | |
That's all I've ever wanted. | 0:06:32 | 0:06:34 | |
-KNOCKING ON DOOR -Let's not answer it. | 0:06:34 | 0:06:36 | |
What? | 0:06:36 | 0:06:37 | |
It's the Ghost of Christmas Past. | 0:06:44 | 0:06:46 | |
Ah, glad to see all that money I spent on your education | 0:06:46 | 0:06:48 | |
wasn't completely wasted. | 0:06:48 | 0:06:50 | |
What do you want, Dad? | 0:06:50 | 0:06:52 | |
Company. | 0:06:53 | 0:06:55 | |
Me and Alex rattling about in that big flat, it's not very festive. | 0:06:55 | 0:06:57 | |
-Well, we're happy here, thanks. -I wasn't inviting you. | 0:06:57 | 0:07:00 | |
I'm happy here, too. | 0:07:00 | 0:07:01 | |
There's a bit more to it than that. | 0:07:03 | 0:07:06 | |
Your pal, Officer Dribble, paid me a visit. | 0:07:06 | 0:07:09 | |
Go on. | 0:07:09 | 0:07:10 | |
He seems to think that somebody might use you to get to me. | 0:07:10 | 0:07:14 | |
Somebody? | 0:07:14 | 0:07:15 | |
Seems I'm not as popular as I think. | 0:07:17 | 0:07:19 | |
SHE SCOFFS | 0:07:19 | 0:07:21 | |
Well, I'm not coming. | 0:07:21 | 0:07:22 | |
Maybe we should have a think about this. | 0:07:24 | 0:07:26 | |
You've got a choice. | 0:07:26 | 0:07:28 | |
I either put two guys on the couch with you | 0:07:28 | 0:07:30 | |
or you can spend a day at the flat. | 0:07:30 | 0:07:32 | |
-Och, can't your goons just wait outside? -No. | 0:07:32 | 0:07:35 | |
I want eyes on you... | 0:07:35 | 0:07:37 | |
and protection nearby. | 0:07:37 | 0:07:39 | |
Oh...! | 0:07:39 | 0:07:40 | |
Guns, too. This day just gets better and better(!) | 0:07:40 | 0:07:43 | |
We were having a fun day. | 0:07:48 | 0:07:50 | |
You should be nicer to me. | 0:07:50 | 0:07:52 | |
If you want to know a little bit more about you know who. | 0:07:52 | 0:07:55 | |
I'll keep that in mind. | 0:07:58 | 0:07:59 | |
Drew, get me the tool box! It's in the bog! | 0:08:02 | 0:08:05 | |
-Going to leave me standing here? -Oh, right. | 0:08:06 | 0:08:08 | |
What do you want the tool box for, anyway? | 0:08:10 | 0:08:12 | |
-I need to change the plug on the hairdryer. -Your hair's lovely. | 0:08:12 | 0:08:15 | |
-I know. It's for the turkey. -OK... | 0:08:15 | 0:08:17 | |
Bloody thing's nowhere near defrosted. | 0:08:17 | 0:08:19 | |
I need to give it a blast. | 0:08:19 | 0:08:20 | |
I don't want to get all nanny state on you, doll, but... | 0:08:20 | 0:08:23 | |
It's Ellie's fault. She's meant to be here helping out. | 0:08:23 | 0:08:25 | |
-She's running late? -She's not coming at all. | 0:08:25 | 0:08:28 | |
She's away to see our mother. | 0:08:28 | 0:08:29 | |
-Oh, God... -Aye. | 0:08:29 | 0:08:31 | |
"I'll be back in the New Year." | 0:08:31 | 0:08:33 | |
As if she'll be able to escape the old woman's clutches that quick. | 0:08:33 | 0:08:36 | |
Drew, my boy! | 0:08:36 | 0:08:37 | |
-Merry Christmas. -And to you, son. And to you. | 0:08:37 | 0:08:40 | |
Right, let's get this bird heated up. | 0:08:40 | 0:08:42 | |
Don't! | 0:08:42 | 0:08:43 | |
Don't. Seriously. | 0:08:43 | 0:08:45 | |
Have you got any better ideas? | 0:08:45 | 0:08:47 | |
Let me think, woman. | 0:08:47 | 0:08:48 | |
Do you want me to take your bag in? | 0:08:54 | 0:08:55 | |
Aye. I just need a minute. | 0:08:55 | 0:08:57 | |
Of course, aye. | 0:08:57 | 0:08:59 | |
Well, fresh air'll be good for you, after being cooped up all that time. | 0:09:00 | 0:09:04 | |
Aye. | 0:09:04 | 0:09:05 | |
But I think I'm better off | 0:09:06 | 0:09:08 | |
-staying on the ward for a couple of days. -No! | 0:09:08 | 0:09:10 | |
I just don't want to ruin Christmas. | 0:09:12 | 0:09:13 | |
Patrick, having you back is going to make Christmas. I'm telling you. | 0:09:13 | 0:09:16 | |
I could call the nurse, see if there's any beds available. | 0:09:16 | 0:09:18 | |
Do you really think you need it? | 0:09:18 | 0:09:20 | |
I feel good. It's just... | 0:09:20 | 0:09:22 | |
..seeing folk. | 0:09:23 | 0:09:24 | |
Folk seeing me. You know, with them all knowing now. | 0:09:26 | 0:09:29 | |
Patrick, listen to me. | 0:09:29 | 0:09:31 | |
The only folk who count care about you and support you. | 0:09:31 | 0:09:34 | |
I just don't feel good being out and about. | 0:09:34 | 0:09:37 | |
Aye, well, pig out in front of the telly with a box of chocolates | 0:09:37 | 0:09:39 | |
like the rest of the world. | 0:09:39 | 0:09:41 | |
You can fight Molly for the purple ones. | 0:09:41 | 0:09:43 | |
-We're where you belong. -Still? | 0:09:43 | 0:09:46 | |
Always. | 0:09:46 | 0:09:48 | |
Come on... | 0:09:48 | 0:09:49 | |
Wa-hey! Patrick, how are we? | 0:09:53 | 0:09:55 | |
You're look fighting fit, let me tell you. | 0:09:55 | 0:09:58 | |
Cheers, Pete. | 0:09:58 | 0:10:00 | |
I'm doing not bad. | 0:10:00 | 0:10:02 | |
Away up the house now, eh? | 0:10:02 | 0:10:03 | |
I need to work miracles to get the dinner ready. | 0:10:05 | 0:10:07 | |
Do you need a hand with anything? | 0:10:07 | 0:10:09 | |
It's not Santa Claus that turns water into wine, is it? | 0:10:09 | 0:10:12 | |
Soy sauce, lemon juice... | 0:10:20 | 0:10:22 | |
Oregano... | 0:10:27 | 0:10:29 | |
Ah! Oregano. | 0:10:29 | 0:10:31 | |
Oh... You're busy. | 0:10:34 | 0:10:36 | |
Did you want something? | 0:10:36 | 0:10:37 | |
I was going to make a cup of tea, but it can wait. | 0:10:37 | 0:10:40 | |
I'll just be a minute. I'm just making sure I've got everything. | 0:10:40 | 0:10:43 | |
You see, what you do is you put the turkey in a bag | 0:10:43 | 0:10:46 | |
then you drop in the herbs and spices and let it marinate through, | 0:10:46 | 0:10:50 | |
ideally overnight, but I didn't have the energy after closing up. | 0:10:50 | 0:10:54 | |
A bag? | 0:10:54 | 0:10:55 | |
You even cook it in the bag. | 0:10:55 | 0:10:57 | |
Call me old-fashioned but I hanker after simpler times, | 0:10:57 | 0:10:59 | |
-stuffing and so on. -You get that, too, but it's cooked separately. | 0:10:59 | 0:11:03 | |
But if it hasn't ever been stuffed up anything, | 0:11:03 | 0:11:05 | |
surely it's not stuffing? | 0:11:05 | 0:11:07 | |
-This sounds like a fascinating debate. -Totally. | 0:11:08 | 0:11:11 | |
I found this... | 0:11:11 | 0:11:14 | |
-down the side of the sofa. -Oh... | 0:11:14 | 0:11:16 | |
It must've slipped down. | 0:11:16 | 0:11:18 | |
Yes, that's the only possible explanation. | 0:11:18 | 0:11:20 | |
"Wishing you lots of festive fun, Dad & Lawrence." | 0:11:21 | 0:11:26 | |
"Feliz navidad"? | 0:11:28 | 0:11:29 | |
-They're in Mexico. -How nice. | 0:11:29 | 0:11:32 | |
And using the ampersand, like a real couple. | 0:11:32 | 0:11:35 | |
The herbs can wait, I'll erm...put the kettle on. | 0:11:36 | 0:11:39 | |
Oh, I think I might risk a drink instead. | 0:11:39 | 0:11:41 | |
'Tis the season, after all. | 0:11:41 | 0:11:44 | |
HE SIGHS HEAVILY | 0:11:48 | 0:11:51 | |
Can I get you a drink? | 0:11:55 | 0:11:57 | |
I know it's early, but different rules at Christmas. | 0:11:57 | 0:12:00 | |
Just tell me what you want. | 0:12:00 | 0:12:02 | |
Post? That could've waited. | 0:12:04 | 0:12:07 | |
But this couldn't. | 0:12:10 | 0:12:11 | |
Look, I don't want any gifts, OK? I don't want anything from you. | 0:12:13 | 0:12:16 | |
No, I understand that, but... | 0:12:16 | 0:12:17 | |
it's a hangover from a different time and place. | 0:12:17 | 0:12:20 | |
You'll see what I mean. | 0:12:23 | 0:12:24 | |
How is this not a gift? | 0:12:47 | 0:12:49 | |
I ordered it weeks ago, before...everything. | 0:12:50 | 0:12:53 | |
I completely forgot about it until the delivery guy turned up yesterday. | 0:12:53 | 0:12:56 | |
There's no returns. | 0:12:58 | 0:12:59 | |
It's... It's bespoke. | 0:12:59 | 0:13:01 | |
Be a shame to let something so beautiful go to waste. | 0:13:02 | 0:13:04 | |
Erm...I'll just leave you in peace. | 0:13:11 | 0:13:13 | |
-I'd rather come with you. -That's not an option. | 0:13:14 | 0:13:17 | |
Please, take the bag. | 0:13:17 | 0:13:19 | |
Oh, hi. | 0:13:23 | 0:13:24 | |
Don't rush off on our account. | 0:13:24 | 0:13:26 | |
Yeah. The more the merrier. | 0:13:26 | 0:13:28 | |
Not always. | 0:13:29 | 0:13:30 | |
Why are you here? | 0:13:34 | 0:13:36 | |
Dad gave us an invitation we couldn't refuse. | 0:13:36 | 0:13:38 | |
How very him. | 0:13:38 | 0:13:40 | |
Hello. | 0:13:53 | 0:13:54 | |
Ah! Come in, come in, come in, come in. | 0:13:54 | 0:13:57 | |
What's wrong? | 0:13:57 | 0:13:58 | |
Nothing. | 0:13:58 | 0:14:00 | |
I made a card for my dad. | 0:14:00 | 0:14:01 | |
-Oh, I'll see he gets this. -When? | 0:14:01 | 0:14:04 | |
Maybe tomorrow. One day this week, definitely. | 0:14:04 | 0:14:06 | |
OK, thanks. | 0:14:06 | 0:14:08 | |
Oh, here, here, wait. | 0:14:09 | 0:14:11 | |
Your dad got you something, too, didn't he? | 0:14:11 | 0:14:13 | |
Oh, yeah. | 0:14:13 | 0:14:15 | |
Here we go... | 0:14:16 | 0:14:17 | |
What's wrong? | 0:14:18 | 0:14:20 | |
Nothing. Erm...have you got a gun? | 0:14:20 | 0:14:23 | |
Och, no, no, no, no. That's just an old toy I keep. | 0:14:23 | 0:14:26 | |
Even if it was real, | 0:14:26 | 0:14:27 | |
you wouldn't ever have to worry about it, darling. | 0:14:27 | 0:14:30 | |
-You got me? -Got it. -Good. | 0:14:30 | 0:14:32 | |
Only, don't tell anybody. Because some people, they overreact. | 0:14:32 | 0:14:36 | |
You shouldn't be here! | 0:14:36 | 0:14:38 | |
Honestly, I turn my back for a second... | 0:14:39 | 0:14:42 | |
-She's no trouble. -I know she isn't. | 0:14:42 | 0:14:44 | |
This is from my dad. | 0:14:46 | 0:14:47 | |
Well, you've got it now, I suppose. Come on. | 0:14:47 | 0:14:51 | |
-Drop in any time. -Huh! | 0:14:51 | 0:14:52 | |
PHONE RINGS | 0:14:52 | 0:14:54 | |
Hello? | 0:14:57 | 0:14:58 | |
Yeah, that's fine. Just remember...no rough stuff. | 0:15:00 | 0:15:03 | |
Not until you've talked to me. | 0:15:04 | 0:15:05 | |
Bye, son. Love you. Merry... | 0:15:11 | 0:15:13 | |
How are you doing, brother mine? | 0:15:13 | 0:15:15 | |
-All systems go? -Aye, you know me. Clockwork. | 0:15:15 | 0:15:18 | |
Good man. | 0:15:18 | 0:15:20 | |
-I know you thought that turkey was a bit on the large side... -A bit? | 0:15:20 | 0:15:23 | |
When I was stuffing it, I felt like Rod Hull. | 0:15:23 | 0:15:26 | |
Aye, sorry. | 0:15:26 | 0:15:27 | |
Look, don't worry, I used the Oyster kitchen. | 0:15:27 | 0:15:30 | |
I just want today to be really chilled out, you know? | 0:15:30 | 0:15:32 | |
It's been a really full-on few months and I just want to kick back. | 0:15:32 | 0:15:37 | |
I know exactly where you're coming from. 100%. | 0:15:37 | 0:15:41 | |
-I think we've been living together too long. -How? | 0:15:42 | 0:15:45 | |
Because I can tell when you've got something on your mind | 0:15:45 | 0:15:47 | |
and you're scared to spill it. | 0:15:47 | 0:15:48 | |
-I wouldn't say scared, exactly. -Pete... | 0:15:48 | 0:15:50 | |
You said it yourself, the bird's too big for two. | 0:15:50 | 0:15:53 | |
Have you invited people round? | 0:15:53 | 0:15:56 | |
Not exactly. | 0:15:56 | 0:15:57 | |
HE SIGHS HEAVILY | 0:15:59 | 0:16:00 | |
THEY LAUGH | 0:16:00 | 0:16:02 | |
-Sounds like they're having a blast. -Hm? | 0:16:02 | 0:16:04 | |
Oh, yeah. | 0:16:04 | 0:16:06 | |
Guys, you've got to settle an argument here. | 0:16:06 | 0:16:08 | |
Oh, no, there's no argument. There's only one right way to do this. | 0:16:08 | 0:16:11 | |
-Now, do you...? -Or...? | 0:16:11 | 0:16:12 | |
No interruptions, please. | 0:16:12 | 0:16:14 | |
Now, do you or do you not put a little cross in the bottom, like so? | 0:16:14 | 0:16:18 | |
Not. | 0:16:18 | 0:16:19 | |
Conspiracy. | 0:16:21 | 0:16:22 | |
I'm just trying to get over the fact that you brought your own pinnie. | 0:16:22 | 0:16:25 | |
He didn't. That's my dad's. | 0:16:25 | 0:16:26 | |
I gave it to him two years ago. | 0:16:26 | 0:16:29 | |
-You don't mind me wearing it, do you? -How could I? | 0:16:30 | 0:16:32 | |
You're practically part of the family. | 0:16:32 | 0:16:35 | |
-DOORBELL RINGS -I'll go. | 0:16:35 | 0:16:37 | |
Someone's being very helpful today. | 0:16:38 | 0:16:40 | |
Oh, isn't she just? | 0:16:40 | 0:16:42 | |
Well, what are you waiting for, Nigella? Back in the kitchen. | 0:16:42 | 0:16:45 | |
Can't I be a Hairy Biker? | 0:16:45 | 0:16:47 | |
Ta-da! | 0:16:49 | 0:16:51 | |
Eh, up. | 0:16:54 | 0:16:55 | |
I thought... | 0:16:55 | 0:16:57 | |
I thought you were in transit. | 0:16:58 | 0:17:00 | |
Well, I was. To here. | 0:17:00 | 0:17:01 | |
Merry Christmas, missus. | 0:17:01 | 0:17:03 | |
-Daddy! -Oh, hello, superstar! | 0:17:05 | 0:17:07 | |
Oh... How are you? | 0:17:07 | 0:17:09 | |
I just can't believe you're here. | 0:17:09 | 0:17:11 | |
You'd better get used to it. Because that's me back for good. | 0:17:11 | 0:17:14 | |
Come on, Frankie, group hug. | 0:17:15 | 0:17:17 | |
OK, but no photographic evidence. | 0:17:17 | 0:17:20 | |
-Welcome home, mate. -All right, bud? | 0:17:22 | 0:17:24 | |
Yeah, welcome home... | 0:17:24 | 0:17:26 | |
Oh...! | 0:17:29 | 0:17:30 | |
Oh, all home together. | 0:17:32 | 0:17:34 | |
Lovely! | 0:17:34 | 0:17:35 | |
-Are you OK now, Patrick? -I am, pal. | 0:17:37 | 0:17:39 | |
Cool. | 0:17:39 | 0:17:41 | |
-Were you a good wee girl for your gran? -Oh, as good as gold. | 0:17:41 | 0:17:44 | |
Who's that present from? | 0:17:44 | 0:17:46 | |
Cool! | 0:17:49 | 0:17:50 | |
Oh, aye, nice watch. | 0:17:50 | 0:17:52 | |
I got it from my dad. | 0:17:52 | 0:17:53 | |
She just nipped into the cab office. | 0:17:53 | 0:17:56 | |
30 seconds. | 0:17:56 | 0:17:58 | |
-Oh, and happy birthday, by the way. -Thanks. | 0:17:58 | 0:18:00 | |
Yeah, I'll get you a wee present when the shop opens, I promise. | 0:18:00 | 0:18:03 | |
Oh, don't worry about it, relax. | 0:18:03 | 0:18:05 | |
-Nobody ever relaxes when they get told to relax, Ma. -I know. Sorry. | 0:18:05 | 0:18:08 | |
Everybody in for a selfie. | 0:18:08 | 0:18:10 | |
Patrick, come on. | 0:18:12 | 0:18:13 | |
Get closer, Mum. I'm cutting your head off. | 0:18:17 | 0:18:20 | |
After three, everybody shout jingle bells. One, two, three... | 0:18:20 | 0:18:23 | |
-ALL: -Jingle bells! | 0:18:23 | 0:18:26 | |
BACKGROUND MUSIC: Walking In The Air | 0:18:26 | 0:18:28 | |
Right. | 0:18:30 | 0:18:31 | |
Cheeky bucks fizz. Let's get the ball rolling. | 0:18:31 | 0:18:35 | |
-Cheers. -What about you, Grinch-boy? | 0:18:35 | 0:18:37 | |
I think I'll pass. | 0:18:37 | 0:18:38 | |
Well, we're stuck here. Might as well enjoy ourselves. | 0:18:38 | 0:18:42 | |
Stuck? | 0:18:42 | 0:18:43 | |
Why? What does she mean? | 0:18:43 | 0:18:44 | |
SHE TURNS TV OFF | 0:18:46 | 0:18:47 | |
Haven't you even told him? | 0:18:47 | 0:18:49 | |
-He's not involved. -Told me what? | 0:18:50 | 0:18:52 | |
Dad's up to his old tricks again. | 0:18:52 | 0:18:55 | |
I never said that. | 0:18:55 | 0:18:56 | |
Some dodgy types might be looking to cause trouble, | 0:18:56 | 0:18:59 | |
so it was come here or spend the day surrounded by armed thugs. | 0:18:59 | 0:19:02 | |
Oh, come on, now. Thugs is a bit harsh. | 0:19:02 | 0:19:05 | |
Guns, threats... | 0:19:06 | 0:19:08 | |
-I thought we were done with all that gangster crap. -I have. More or less. | 0:19:08 | 0:19:11 | |
Lenny, we're running a care home business. | 0:19:11 | 0:19:13 | |
And a grand job you're doing of it. | 0:19:13 | 0:19:14 | |
If you do anything to jeopardise it, I swear to God... | 0:19:14 | 0:19:17 | |
Come on, it's Christmas. | 0:19:17 | 0:19:19 | |
No need for threats. | 0:19:19 | 0:19:20 | |
Here, that going spare? | 0:19:20 | 0:19:22 | |
I'll just... I'll leave this here, | 0:19:24 | 0:19:26 | |
in case I forget to take it to Jimmy, you know? | 0:19:26 | 0:19:28 | |
Poor guy, banged up at Christmas time, | 0:19:28 | 0:19:31 | |
away from his wean... | 0:19:31 | 0:19:33 | |
I can't think of anything worse. | 0:19:34 | 0:19:36 | |
Anyway... | 0:19:37 | 0:19:38 | |
Absent friends. | 0:19:38 | 0:19:40 | |
Absent friends. | 0:19:40 | 0:19:42 | |
Och, I'll rustle up something, eh? | 0:19:49 | 0:19:51 | |
I'm sorry. | 0:19:51 | 0:19:53 | |
It's down to me that you've not got everything you need for Christmas. | 0:19:53 | 0:19:56 | |
Don't be daft. I've got all the folk I need. That's the main thing. | 0:19:56 | 0:19:59 | |
Well, can I do something to help? | 0:19:59 | 0:20:02 | |
You can peel some spuds, if you want. If only I had some. | 0:20:02 | 0:20:05 | |
-Hot, hot, hot! -I told you to wear oven gloves, you halfwit. | 0:20:05 | 0:20:08 | |
-What's all this? -Grub. Scran. Nosh. Vittals. | 0:20:08 | 0:20:12 | |
-Christmas dinner with all the trimmings. -No. | 0:20:12 | 0:20:15 | |
Sorry? | 0:20:15 | 0:20:16 | |
-We're not wanting charity. -Speak for yourself, doll. | 0:20:18 | 0:20:20 | |
Keep out of this, you! Just cos Alasdair and Liz | 0:20:20 | 0:20:22 | |
are away doing a soup kitchen doesn't mean we want one in here. | 0:20:22 | 0:20:25 | |
It's not for myself. | 0:20:25 | 0:20:27 | |
I eat like a bird. | 0:20:29 | 0:20:30 | |
But Madonna loves a wishbone | 0:20:30 | 0:20:33 | |
and you don't get one in a packet of fish fingers. | 0:20:33 | 0:20:35 | |
That's the thinking. | 0:20:35 | 0:20:37 | |
No-one's saying you're desperate. You've just had a tough week. | 0:20:37 | 0:20:40 | |
It's a wonderful, kind-hearted, Christian gesture. | 0:20:40 | 0:20:44 | |
Er, Molly... | 0:20:44 | 0:20:46 | |
What do you say, doll? | 0:20:48 | 0:20:50 | |
I say...thanks. Thanks very much. | 0:20:50 | 0:20:53 | |
You're very welcome. | 0:20:53 | 0:20:55 | |
Why don't you stay and join us? I mean, we'd love to have you. | 0:20:55 | 0:20:58 | |
Well, we've... | 0:20:58 | 0:21:00 | |
-There's other stuff. -We'll pop back later, have a drink. -Aye. | 0:21:00 | 0:21:03 | |
If you've a couple of spare mince pies, | 0:21:03 | 0:21:05 | |
don't be shy about dropping them in. | 0:21:05 | 0:21:07 | |
I'll see what I can do. | 0:21:07 | 0:21:09 | |
Listen, guys, erm... | 0:21:09 | 0:21:10 | |
..it's much appreciated. Thank you. | 0:21:12 | 0:21:14 | |
One more snowball, madam. | 0:21:14 | 0:21:18 | |
Well, it is Christmas. | 0:21:18 | 0:21:20 | |
One of the joys of living in a pub, we've got everything. | 0:21:20 | 0:21:23 | |
Doesn't mean you have to drink everything. | 0:21:23 | 0:21:25 | |
Are you suggesting I'm taking advantage? | 0:21:25 | 0:21:28 | |
-Lighten up, woman. -Well, I'm happy to start a tab. | 0:21:28 | 0:21:31 | |
I tell you what, we'll put your pension book behind the bar, | 0:21:31 | 0:21:34 | |
just in case we get desperate. | 0:21:34 | 0:21:36 | |
How's it looking, chef? | 0:21:36 | 0:21:38 | |
Turkey is in the oven. | 0:21:38 | 0:21:40 | |
-And the piggies? -In their blankets and in the oven. | 0:21:40 | 0:21:43 | |
Genius. Is there anything else I need to do? | 0:21:43 | 0:21:45 | |
Please, say no! Please, say no! | 0:21:45 | 0:21:47 | |
Whack the spuds in at quarter to. | 0:21:47 | 0:21:49 | |
-I'm going to go and see if I can get through to Jenny. -You missing her? | 0:21:49 | 0:21:53 | |
I'm trying to just be...proud. | 0:21:53 | 0:21:55 | |
Well, you should be. | 0:21:55 | 0:21:57 | |
She seems like a remarkable girl. | 0:21:57 | 0:22:00 | |
-All things considered. -What things? | 0:22:00 | 0:22:03 | |
Broken home. Absent father. | 0:22:04 | 0:22:07 | |
Absent gay father. | 0:22:07 | 0:22:08 | |
-Can't have been easy. -I'm sure it wasn't. | 0:22:08 | 0:22:11 | |
What has being gay got to do with anything? | 0:22:11 | 0:22:13 | |
Oh, nothing. | 0:22:13 | 0:22:15 | |
Clearly, all homosexuals should have children | 0:22:16 | 0:22:19 | |
and then shoogle off and do what they like. | 0:22:19 | 0:22:22 | |
That's not what happened and you don't even know the story. | 0:22:22 | 0:22:24 | |
Well, perhaps you can enlighten me over lunch. | 0:22:24 | 0:22:27 | |
I think we'll just stick to telling the jokes in the crackers, yeah? | 0:22:27 | 0:22:30 | |
Quarter to, don't forget. | 0:22:30 | 0:22:32 | |
Behave yourself or that will be your last. | 0:22:34 | 0:22:37 | |
MUSIC PLAYS IN BACKGROUND | 0:22:41 | 0:22:44 | |
Get off me, you crazy man! | 0:22:48 | 0:22:50 | |
Come on, it's been ages since we've had a boogie. | 0:22:50 | 0:22:52 | |
Sorry, did you just say the word "boogie"? | 0:22:52 | 0:22:54 | |
Don't you pretend you that don't love my big romantic gestures. | 0:22:54 | 0:22:57 | |
You've been in on this from the start. | 0:22:57 | 0:22:59 | |
-In on what? -Me coming home. | 0:22:59 | 0:23:01 | |
I'm so good at keeping secrets. | 0:23:02 | 0:23:04 | |
-Listen, guys, I'm going to make a move. -What? | 0:23:04 | 0:23:08 | |
No way. | 0:23:08 | 0:23:09 | |
I only came to help out, but it seems like you've | 0:23:09 | 0:23:11 | |
got everything covered. | 0:23:11 | 0:23:12 | |
Totally, but that doesn't mean you have to go home and eat beans on toast on your own. Tell him. | 0:23:12 | 0:23:16 | |
Yeah, tell him, Mum. | 0:23:16 | 0:23:17 | |
Yeah, you really should stay. | 0:23:19 | 0:23:21 | |
Well, if you're sure. | 0:23:24 | 0:23:26 | |
Positive. | 0:23:26 | 0:23:27 | |
We'll need somebody stuck in the kitchen cooking whilst I'm doing my dancing. | 0:23:27 | 0:23:31 | |
Sorry, did I just lose my appetite or was that the will to live? | 0:23:31 | 0:23:35 | |
OK, let's leave these "grown-ups" in peace. | 0:23:35 | 0:23:37 | |
Katie, go and get your new scooter, we're going out. | 0:23:37 | 0:23:40 | |
Great! Cool! | 0:23:40 | 0:23:41 | |
-Frankie? -Oh, do I have to come? | 0:23:42 | 0:23:44 | |
Well, me and your mammy's going to have another dance | 0:23:44 | 0:23:46 | |
and then Andy and I are going to sit down and have a reminisce, so... | 0:23:46 | 0:23:49 | |
He can be really insensitive sometimes, eh? | 0:24:07 | 0:24:10 | |
What? Sorry? | 0:24:10 | 0:24:12 | |
Well, I saw the look on your face when Lenny was talking about being in prison | 0:24:12 | 0:24:16 | |
and Christmas and kids... | 0:24:16 | 0:24:18 | |
There was no look. | 0:24:18 | 0:24:19 | |
Oh, come on. | 0:24:19 | 0:24:21 | |
Genuinely. I made my choice a long time ago. | 0:24:22 | 0:24:25 | |
There's no point getting sentimental about it. | 0:24:25 | 0:24:27 | |
Not even at Christmas? | 0:24:27 | 0:24:29 | |
You're a tough cookie, Amber Murdoch. | 0:24:31 | 0:24:33 | |
Good. If I wasn't I'd crumble, wouldn't I? | 0:24:33 | 0:24:35 | |
-I wonder if she ever talks about...? -Can you just drop it? | 0:24:37 | 0:24:39 | |
Sorry. | 0:24:39 | 0:24:41 | |
Do you know how I handle the situation? | 0:24:43 | 0:24:45 | |
I don't think about it. I don't talk about it, ever. | 0:24:46 | 0:24:49 | |
If you want to stay in my life, you need to do the same. | 0:24:50 | 0:24:53 | |
Ah... | 0:24:55 | 0:24:57 | |
You two girls have been busy, eh? | 0:24:57 | 0:24:59 | |
We're just making the place look presentable, aren't we? | 0:24:59 | 0:25:01 | |
Something like that. | 0:25:01 | 0:25:03 | |
Yeah, well I know it's difficult circumstances, but... | 0:25:03 | 0:25:05 | |
..I'm glad we're together. | 0:25:07 | 0:25:08 | |
Oh, aye. God bless us, every one(!) | 0:25:08 | 0:25:11 | |
Oooh! | 0:25:12 | 0:25:14 | |
Do you think they've got all the excitement out of their systems yet? | 0:25:16 | 0:25:19 | |
We've only been gone five minutes. | 0:25:19 | 0:25:21 | |
-I'd forgotten what my dad was like. -I haven't. | 0:25:21 | 0:25:24 | |
Nice for Mum, though. | 0:25:24 | 0:25:26 | |
You know, her two favourite men running around after her. | 0:25:26 | 0:25:29 | |
Mm-hm. | 0:25:29 | 0:25:30 | |
Hey, you're not working today, are you? | 0:25:32 | 0:25:34 | |
-I wish I was. I could do with the rest. -I know what you mean. | 0:25:34 | 0:25:37 | |
Lorna's got a full house - Greig's home. | 0:25:37 | 0:25:39 | |
Oh, right. How is he? | 0:25:39 | 0:25:41 | |
Same as ever. Have you heard from Harry? | 0:25:41 | 0:25:44 | |
Oh, he's having an absolute blast. | 0:25:44 | 0:25:46 | |
The view's amazing, even though it's night-time over there, | 0:25:46 | 0:25:49 | |
plus he says he's not seeing that girl, but I'm pretty sure he is... | 0:25:49 | 0:25:51 | |
I haven't. | 0:25:51 | 0:25:53 | |
I couldn't get through. No answer. | 0:25:54 | 0:25:56 | |
-Oh. -Yeah. | 0:25:56 | 0:25:57 | |
Well, you can't always rely on the signal. | 0:25:58 | 0:26:00 | |
-Well, it worked for you. -You could try texting. | 0:26:00 | 0:26:03 | |
I have. I did. | 0:26:03 | 0:26:04 | |
He's...ignoring me. | 0:26:04 | 0:26:06 | |
I think he's punishing me. | 0:26:06 | 0:26:09 | |
-I'm sure it's not deliberate. -Feels like it is. | 0:26:09 | 0:26:11 | |
Last Christmas feels like a lifetime ago, eh? | 0:26:12 | 0:26:15 | |
No. It feels like yesterday. | 0:26:15 | 0:26:18 | |
-Come on, come on, get a move on. -I'm having a conversation. | 0:26:18 | 0:26:21 | |
Sorry, sorry, but I think my fingers are going to burn off. | 0:26:21 | 0:26:24 | |
I'll let you two get on with it. | 0:26:24 | 0:26:26 | |
Cheers, Doc, and season's greetings. | 0:26:26 | 0:26:29 | |
Merry Christmas, Pete. | 0:26:29 | 0:26:30 | |
If you want to escape later, why don't you pop round later? | 0:26:30 | 0:26:34 | |
-Aye, definitely. -That's very kind. | 0:26:34 | 0:26:36 | |
Katie, come on. | 0:26:37 | 0:26:38 | |
DOOR CLOSES | 0:26:43 | 0:26:44 | |
Hey...! | 0:26:44 | 0:26:46 | |
Right, coats off and hands washed, dinner's nearly ready. | 0:26:46 | 0:26:49 | |
T minus five minutes. I repeat, T minus five minutes. | 0:26:49 | 0:26:52 | |
-This is really nice. -Yeah. | 0:26:54 | 0:26:56 | |
I didn't know you were going to go back to your maiden name. | 0:26:56 | 0:26:59 | |
-Well, I'm sure I will some day. -Yeah. | 0:26:59 | 0:27:02 | |
And I'm sure this'll end up in a charity shop window by Hogmanay. | 0:27:02 | 0:27:05 | |
T minus four minutes. I repeat... | 0:27:06 | 0:27:08 | |
We get it. We get it, guys. | 0:27:08 | 0:27:11 | |
Have you spoken to AJ? | 0:27:13 | 0:27:15 | |
Oh, sorry. I just need to read this letter. | 0:27:15 | 0:27:17 | |
-Now? -Yes. | 0:27:17 | 0:27:19 | |
It's Christmas Day! | 0:27:19 | 0:27:21 | |
I know what day it is, Lorna! | 0:27:22 | 0:27:24 | |
See these two, Drew? Pair of angels. | 0:27:27 | 0:27:30 | |
It is brilliant, Da. | 0:27:30 | 0:27:31 | |
Aye, you don't want salmonella for Christmas, do you? | 0:27:31 | 0:27:34 | |
Come here, you. | 0:27:34 | 0:27:35 | |
Thanks, doll, but AJ did all the hard work. | 0:27:35 | 0:27:37 | |
-Can't leave you out, then, can we? -It was an absolute... | 0:27:37 | 0:27:40 | |
pleasure. | 0:27:40 | 0:27:41 | |
-Well, are you sticking around? -Well? | 0:27:41 | 0:27:44 | |
No. We'll leave you to it. I fancy a quiet one. | 0:27:44 | 0:27:46 | |
Aye, I'm the same. | 0:27:46 | 0:27:48 | |
RUBY! DINNER! | 0:27:48 | 0:27:51 | |
-I can't thank you enough. Come here. -You have... | 0:27:51 | 0:27:53 | |
already. | 0:27:53 | 0:27:55 | |
Ah... | 0:27:56 | 0:27:57 | |
-Come on. -Oh, no, I'd really rather not. | 0:28:12 | 0:28:15 | |
TEXT MESSAGE ALERT | 0:28:17 | 0:28:19 | |
Go on, then. I'll do it. | 0:28:22 | 0:28:24 | |
ENTRYPHONE BUZZES | 0:28:24 | 0:28:26 | |
-Shall I pop some Christmas music on? -Yeah, why not. | 0:28:31 | 0:28:35 | |
You know what I love at this time of the year? | 0:28:35 | 0:28:37 | |
Johnny Mathis, When A Child Is Born. | 0:28:37 | 0:28:40 | |
Ah... | 0:28:43 | 0:28:44 | |
-Well, doesn't this look lovely? -Pull out a chair. | 0:28:44 | 0:28:47 | |
-I'd rather stick needles in my eyes. -I can make that happen. | 0:28:47 | 0:28:50 | |
You're not funny. | 0:28:50 | 0:28:51 | |
We'll see if the joke in the cracker's any better? | 0:28:51 | 0:28:54 | |
See, the joke is thinking we could trust you. | 0:28:54 | 0:28:56 | |
With anything. | 0:28:56 | 0:28:57 | |
-Oh, penny dropped, has it? -Patronising, too. Brilliant! | 0:28:59 | 0:29:02 | |
Oh, that's great, coming from you. | 0:29:02 | 0:29:03 | |
What did you think, you could pat me on the head, | 0:29:03 | 0:29:06 | |
treat me like one of your sad old souls? | 0:29:06 | 0:29:08 | |
-You're certainly not that. -You're damn right I'm not. | 0:29:08 | 0:29:10 | |
I got the same letter. | 0:29:10 | 0:29:11 | |
It's an offer to buy, we don't have to accept. | 0:29:11 | 0:29:13 | |
No, because he already has. | 0:29:13 | 0:29:15 | |
What do you mean? | 0:29:15 | 0:29:16 | |
This came direct, not via our lawyer. | 0:29:16 | 0:29:18 | |
-So? That could be a tactic. -It's a conflict of interest. | 0:29:18 | 0:29:21 | |
-Our lawyer's working for Lenny. -Is that right? | 0:29:21 | 0:29:23 | |
Yeah, of course it is. Wake up, for God's sake! | 0:29:23 | 0:29:26 | |
Guys, guys... | 0:29:26 | 0:29:28 | |
No business today, eh? Family time. | 0:29:28 | 0:29:31 | |
Don't try and be sentimental. | 0:29:31 | 0:29:33 | |
You know, that is a human emotion. | 0:29:33 | 0:29:35 | |
Maybe you want to shut your mouth before I forget my manners. | 0:29:35 | 0:29:37 | |
-Don't talk to her like that! -Oh, sorry. | 0:29:37 | 0:29:40 | |
But she's spoiling the mood. | 0:29:41 | 0:29:43 | |
You know, this is supposed to be a beautiful family moment. | 0:29:43 | 0:29:46 | |
You know it's not every day | 0:29:47 | 0:29:48 | |
that a guy gets to get in contact with his granddaughter. | 0:29:48 | 0:29:51 | |
Is it...Amber? | 0:29:52 | 0:29:55 | |
Please, no. | 0:29:58 | 0:29:59 | |
-What are you talking about? -Your sister here, she had a wean in jail. | 0:30:01 | 0:30:04 | |
Tried to keep her away from me. | 0:30:04 | 0:30:06 | |
Gave her to a some weasel of a guy to raise. | 0:30:06 | 0:30:08 | |
-Fraser's her father! -Yeah, I'm her grandfather. | 0:30:08 | 0:30:11 | |
Then, she'll never know that! She'll never know you! | 0:30:11 | 0:30:14 | |
An hour from now, I'll be talking to her on the phone. | 0:30:17 | 0:30:21 | |
In a couple of days, we'll set up a meeting. | 0:30:21 | 0:30:24 | |
She's going to be sitting on her granda's knee before the year's out. | 0:30:24 | 0:30:27 | |
No. | 0:30:27 | 0:30:28 | |
Charlotte... | 0:30:29 | 0:30:31 | |
It's a beautiful name, eh? | 0:30:31 | 0:30:33 | |
You got that right. | 0:30:36 | 0:30:38 | |
You're a classy wee bugger. I'll give you that, AJ. | 0:30:48 | 0:30:51 | |
Oh, what have we here? | 0:30:52 | 0:30:54 | |
Voila! | 0:30:54 | 0:30:56 | |
I love a wee sprout. | 0:30:56 | 0:30:58 | |
Aye, well, you'll need to, there's nothing else. | 0:30:58 | 0:31:00 | |
-I thought you put stuff aside. -I thought YOU put stuff aside. | 0:31:00 | 0:31:03 | |
Turkey legs? | 0:31:03 | 0:31:04 | |
"Oh, wee Madonna's got her heart set on a wishbone." | 0:31:04 | 0:31:07 | |
A beautiful, succulent breast? | 0:31:07 | 0:31:08 | |
Caitlin. | 0:31:08 | 0:31:10 | |
-Is this all we've got? -There's mince pies in the oven. | 0:31:11 | 0:31:13 | |
Ah, well. | 0:31:13 | 0:31:15 | |
Of course, most of them are set aside, cos there's people wanting afters. | 0:31:15 | 0:31:18 | |
What have you done? | 0:31:21 | 0:31:23 | |
Have you sent someone? | 0:31:23 | 0:31:25 | |
You don't need to concern yourself with the details. | 0:31:25 | 0:31:28 | |
So you're going to have a stranger knock on her door on Christmas Day | 0:31:29 | 0:31:32 | |
and turn her life upside down? | 0:31:32 | 0:31:33 | |
You think I should have went myself? | 0:31:33 | 0:31:35 | |
I'm a stranger to her, too, thanks to you. | 0:31:35 | 0:31:37 | |
-I was in jail! -Yeah, you got out the best part of a year ago! | 0:31:37 | 0:31:40 | |
Yeah, and I was right to keep her away from here, from you. | 0:31:40 | 0:31:44 | |
She's my blood. | 0:31:44 | 0:31:45 | |
Well, so are you and me. | 0:31:45 | 0:31:47 | |
So's he. | 0:31:47 | 0:31:48 | |
And how do you treat us? | 0:31:49 | 0:31:51 | |
Mind games and power struggles. | 0:31:51 | 0:31:54 | |
-The girl's better off wherever she is. -You can stay out of it. | 0:31:54 | 0:31:56 | |
I'm already in it. | 0:31:56 | 0:31:58 | |
I've been in it since I saved your miserable, worthless life. | 0:31:58 | 0:32:01 | |
Oh, yeah, that happened. | 0:32:01 | 0:32:02 | |
And then I spared yours a wee while back, so I think we're even. | 0:32:02 | 0:32:05 | |
I wish I'd stepped over you in the street. | 0:32:05 | 0:32:06 | |
Well, wishing ain't going to make it so. | 0:32:06 | 0:32:09 | |
I'm in a good mood, but don't push your luck. | 0:32:09 | 0:32:11 | |
-No more threats, eh? -Why not? | 0:32:11 | 0:32:13 | |
You know, I bet wee Charlotte's worth ten of yous. | 0:32:13 | 0:32:16 | |
-All of yous. -Don't! Don't you dare say her name! | 0:32:16 | 0:32:19 | |
I will say whatever I like. | 0:32:19 | 0:32:21 | |
I'm the head of this family and I will be till the day I die. | 0:32:21 | 0:32:23 | |
She's going to know who she is and where she's from. | 0:32:25 | 0:32:27 | |
You were wrong, by the way. | 0:32:29 | 0:32:31 | |
I'm the Ghost of Christmas Future. | 0:32:32 | 0:32:34 | |
-So sorry. -Don't touch me! | 0:32:36 | 0:32:37 | |
Amber, you're upset. | 0:32:37 | 0:32:39 | |
It was you. | 0:32:39 | 0:32:41 | |
You told him! | 0:32:41 | 0:32:42 | |
-Well, you know what they say - the truth will out. -I did. | 0:32:42 | 0:32:45 | |
I deserved that. I know I did. Do it again. | 0:32:47 | 0:32:50 | |
-I can't even look at you. -You are going to pay for this. | 0:32:50 | 0:32:53 | |
You know, a lot better people than you have said that to me, doll. | 0:32:53 | 0:32:56 | |
Don't want to cut yourself, do you? | 0:32:57 | 0:32:59 | |
No, Amber! | 0:33:00 | 0:33:02 | |
Amber! | 0:33:03 | 0:33:04 | |
-You're despicable. -And you, you've outstayed your welcome. | 0:33:05 | 0:33:08 | |
Oh, you're going to make me leave? | 0:33:08 | 0:33:10 | |
You could just disappear. | 0:33:11 | 0:33:13 | |
You know, you're forgetting that I've seen your medical records. | 0:33:19 | 0:33:23 | |
I know how old and sick and weak you are. | 0:33:23 | 0:33:27 | |
Well, I reckon I'm still young. | 0:33:29 | 0:33:31 | |
Well and strong enough to put you in the ground. | 0:33:31 | 0:33:33 | |
You shouldn't forget that. | 0:33:35 | 0:33:36 | |
Not for a second. | 0:33:36 | 0:33:38 | |
I wanted to grab that knife and plant it in his gut! | 0:33:49 | 0:33:52 | |
Only if I get to twist it. | 0:33:52 | 0:33:54 | |
-You sure you'd be up to that? -What? | 0:33:54 | 0:33:55 | |
Well, you went very quiet in there. | 0:33:55 | 0:33:57 | |
-You know, when he was threatening to kill me. -I'd never let that happen. | 0:33:57 | 0:34:00 | |
-You know I wouldn't. -No, I don't know anything. | 0:34:00 | 0:34:02 | |
He took that business from right under your nose. | 0:34:02 | 0:34:04 | |
-That's not the same. -Of course it is! | 0:34:04 | 0:34:06 | |
He does what he wants and then he takes what he wants. | 0:34:06 | 0:34:09 | |
I'm sure he'd find a way to make you bury me. | 0:34:09 | 0:34:11 | |
No, don't. Don't say that. | 0:34:11 | 0:34:12 | |
He's poisoning everything. | 0:34:12 | 0:34:14 | |
Look what he's doing to Amber. | 0:34:15 | 0:34:18 | |
None of us will ever be free. | 0:34:18 | 0:34:19 | |
You're right. You're right, he's a monster. | 0:34:19 | 0:34:21 | |
And monsters need a stake through the heart. | 0:34:21 | 0:34:24 | |
Or a silver bullet. | 0:34:27 | 0:34:29 | |
No. | 0:34:32 | 0:34:33 | |
I'm not asking. | 0:34:35 | 0:34:37 | |
Good. | 0:34:37 | 0:34:38 | |
I know better. | 0:34:39 | 0:34:41 | |
Hi, guys. Just out for a stroll? | 0:34:49 | 0:34:51 | |
-Fresh air does you the power of good. -Definitely. | 0:34:51 | 0:34:54 | |
Look at this, the gang's all here. | 0:34:54 | 0:34:56 | |
We just thought we'd give you a wee hand. | 0:34:56 | 0:34:58 | |
-Have you been feeding them, and all? -We're a wee cottage industry. | 0:34:58 | 0:35:01 | |
-Do you like my watch? -Yeah, it's nice. | 0:35:01 | 0:35:03 | |
Hold on, is this the reason we never saw sight of a chipolata? | 0:35:03 | 0:35:06 | |
Well, there's hunners of you. I bet you got all the stuffing. | 0:35:06 | 0:35:08 | |
-It's none of your business what we ate. -Can we not argue, please? | 0:35:08 | 0:35:11 | |
-Aye, come on. -She started it. -Ma! | 0:35:11 | 0:35:13 | |
Well, I didn't know that you were handing round the begging bowl. | 0:35:13 | 0:35:15 | |
-I've never begged for nothing in my life. -Enough! | 0:35:15 | 0:35:18 | |
Isn't Jenny away helping people far worse off? | 0:35:18 | 0:35:21 | |
So can we maybe take a minute here, count our blessings? | 0:35:21 | 0:35:24 | |
These are still warm. | 0:35:28 | 0:35:30 | |
-Will we have them alfresco? -Any cream? | 0:35:30 | 0:35:33 | |
They can be a bit dry, those mince pies. | 0:35:33 | 0:35:36 | |
I've got the keys to the shop, I could go and grab some. | 0:35:36 | 0:35:38 | |
-And a cheeky wee nip of whisky while I'm at it. -Oh, come on, son! | 0:35:38 | 0:35:42 | |
Aye, a wee whisky, eh? | 0:35:42 | 0:35:44 | |
HE HUMS MERRILY | 0:35:47 | 0:35:49 | |
Oh, did it all go? | 0:35:49 | 0:35:51 | |
Oh, enough left for a sandwich later on. | 0:35:51 | 0:35:54 | |
I don't think I could eat again for days. | 0:35:54 | 0:35:56 | |
Oh, Gary, that was a real feast, | 0:35:56 | 0:35:59 | |
whatever new-fangled, highfaluting method you used to cook it. | 0:35:59 | 0:36:03 | |
I'm glad you enjoyed it. | 0:36:03 | 0:36:05 | |
-Look, I don't know what you and your husband went through... -No. | 0:36:05 | 0:36:09 | |
..but every story's different. | 0:36:09 | 0:36:11 | |
I didn't set out to hurt Caitlin. | 0:36:11 | 0:36:13 | |
And...I can't really say I've got any regrets because, | 0:36:13 | 0:36:16 | |
well, we have Jenny. | 0:36:16 | 0:36:18 | |
-Yes. -And you have Robbie. | 0:36:18 | 0:36:20 | |
Yes. | 0:36:20 | 0:36:22 | |
-I mean, there are things you'd change... -Gary. | 0:36:22 | 0:36:24 | |
Yeah? | 0:36:24 | 0:36:26 | |
You're a good boy. | 0:36:26 | 0:36:27 | |
But I'm going to go on hating Robbie's father for a long time yet. | 0:36:28 | 0:36:33 | |
OK. We're opening up soon. | 0:36:35 | 0:36:38 | |
So...why don't you come downstairs for another snowball? | 0:36:38 | 0:36:42 | |
-Wait! Listen, I'm sorry. -Stay away from me! | 0:36:47 | 0:36:49 | |
I couldn't help it. You know what he's like. | 0:36:49 | 0:36:52 | |
And I know what you're like. He didn't threaten you. | 0:36:52 | 0:36:55 | |
He didn't beat it out of you. | 0:36:55 | 0:36:57 | |
You used my... | 0:36:57 | 0:36:59 | |
-You used her as a bargaining chip. -I can help. | 0:36:59 | 0:37:01 | |
By going and never coming back! | 0:37:01 | 0:37:03 | |
You don't mean that, Red. | 0:37:03 | 0:37:05 | |
Don't I? | 0:37:05 | 0:37:06 | |
-Please, let me make this up to you. -How? | 0:37:06 | 0:37:09 | |
Anything. | 0:37:09 | 0:37:11 | |
Anything you want. I can go up there and I can end him right now. | 0:37:11 | 0:37:14 | |
You're insane! | 0:37:14 | 0:37:15 | |
I'll put the gun to his head and I will pull the trigger. | 0:37:15 | 0:37:18 | |
-Let go of me! -Do as she says. | 0:37:19 | 0:37:21 | |
This is nothing to do with you. | 0:37:22 | 0:37:24 | |
It is when I can have you back behind bars | 0:37:24 | 0:37:27 | |
before the Strictly Christmas special starts. Go on. | 0:37:27 | 0:37:30 | |
Move. | 0:37:30 | 0:37:32 | |
I'm not done here. | 0:37:33 | 0:37:35 | |
I promise. | 0:37:35 | 0:37:37 | |
What's going on? | 0:37:42 | 0:37:45 | |
SHE SOBS | 0:37:46 | 0:37:47 | |
Oh, hey. Hey... | 0:37:47 | 0:37:49 | |
It's OK. It's OK. | 0:37:49 | 0:37:51 | |
Still no answer from Annie. | 0:37:53 | 0:37:55 | |
Oh, she'll be OK. | 0:37:55 | 0:37:57 | |
Maybe she worked it out with Alex. | 0:37:57 | 0:38:00 | |
Seems like a good day for reunions, huh? | 0:38:02 | 0:38:04 | |
Is this hell for you? | 0:38:04 | 0:38:06 | |
It's a reality check. | 0:38:06 | 0:38:08 | |
Look...you and Greig belong together. | 0:38:08 | 0:38:11 | |
Anyone can see that. | 0:38:11 | 0:38:13 | |
Mm, yeah. | 0:38:13 | 0:38:14 | |
Aye, my two favourite people in the world, huh? | 0:38:15 | 0:38:19 | |
Making great food, | 0:38:19 | 0:38:21 | |
the kids are happy. | 0:38:21 | 0:38:22 | |
I mean, is it just me or is this not just like the best Christmas ever? | 0:38:22 | 0:38:26 | |
It's not just you. | 0:38:26 | 0:38:28 | |
Oh, you soppy git! | 0:38:30 | 0:38:32 | |
What can I say, mate? I love you like a brother. | 0:38:32 | 0:38:35 | |
HE HUMS | 0:38:43 | 0:38:45 | |
BANGING ON DOOR | 0:38:45 | 0:38:47 | |
Wow, some people can't wait to escape their families, eh? | 0:38:47 | 0:38:49 | |
Merry Christmas! | 0:38:52 | 0:38:53 | |
Why don't you guys grab a seat and I'll bring the drinks over? | 0:38:56 | 0:38:58 | |
Great. Can we get a large red wine and a large single malt, please? | 0:38:58 | 0:39:01 | |
Sure. | 0:39:01 | 0:39:02 | |
You know how my mother can be a bit of a nightmare sometimes? | 0:39:06 | 0:39:09 | |
A bit, yes. | 0:39:09 | 0:39:11 | |
We got off easy. | 0:39:11 | 0:39:12 | |
Why are you here? | 0:39:16 | 0:39:18 | |
You looked like you needed a friend. | 0:39:18 | 0:39:20 | |
No, I mean, why were you outside my house? | 0:39:20 | 0:39:24 | |
Oh, I've been doing a wee circuit of Shieldinch most of the day. | 0:39:24 | 0:39:27 | |
On your own? | 0:39:27 | 0:39:28 | |
I'm not officially on duty. | 0:39:29 | 0:39:31 | |
Oh, God. You were looking out for me. | 0:39:32 | 0:39:36 | |
Even after everything. | 0:39:37 | 0:39:39 | |
I talked to your dad this morning. There was something... | 0:39:43 | 0:39:45 | |
strange in the way he talked about you. | 0:39:45 | 0:39:48 | |
-You didn't tell him I was in danger? -No. Not at all. | 0:39:49 | 0:39:53 | |
More lies... | 0:39:55 | 0:39:57 | |
just to keep me close while he... | 0:39:57 | 0:39:59 | |
While he what? | 0:39:59 | 0:40:01 | |
You're a good man, Craig. | 0:40:02 | 0:40:04 | |
I'm trying to be. | 0:40:05 | 0:40:07 | |
-Red wine. Single malt. -Thank you. | 0:40:11 | 0:40:13 | |
You know, I think we might need to start a wee tab. | 0:40:14 | 0:40:17 | |
Yeah, I was beginning to think that. | 0:40:17 | 0:40:19 | |
So... | 0:40:21 | 0:40:23 | |
you want to tell me what's going on? | 0:40:23 | 0:40:25 | |
Oh, why the hell not? | 0:40:25 | 0:40:27 | |
The cat's well and truly out of the bag now. | 0:40:29 | 0:40:31 | |
Check me out. | 0:40:36 | 0:40:37 | |
Helping. | 0:40:38 | 0:40:40 | |
Don't exhaust yourself. | 0:40:41 | 0:40:43 | |
All right. | 0:40:43 | 0:40:45 | |
Lovely day, wasn't it? | 0:40:45 | 0:40:46 | |
Yeah, totally. | 0:40:46 | 0:40:48 | |
Brilliant surprise, that, your dad showing up. | 0:40:48 | 0:40:51 | |
How did you manage not to say anything? | 0:40:51 | 0:40:53 | |
I didn't want to spoil anything. | 0:40:53 | 0:40:55 | |
And asking Andy to come, too. | 0:40:55 | 0:40:57 | |
Well, they're best mates. Brothers in arms and all that, yeah? | 0:40:57 | 0:41:01 | |
Yeah. | 0:41:01 | 0:41:02 | |
I just didn't think the reunion would be complete otherwise. | 0:41:02 | 0:41:05 | |
So you writing Andy a card, in my handwriting, | 0:41:05 | 0:41:09 | |
that was all to make sure that we had a lovely Christmas? | 0:41:09 | 0:41:12 | |
And it all worked out beautifully in the end, didn't it? | 0:41:12 | 0:41:15 | |
Oh, yeah. | 0:41:15 | 0:41:16 | |
Beautifully. | 0:41:16 | 0:41:18 | |
I could help you try and find her, if that's what you want. | 0:41:27 | 0:41:30 | |
I don't know what I want. | 0:41:32 | 0:41:33 | |
OK. | 0:41:33 | 0:41:34 | |
-You must think I'm despicable. -No. | 0:41:38 | 0:41:40 | |
I gave my daughter away. | 0:41:44 | 0:41:45 | |
She was 36 hours old. | 0:41:46 | 0:41:49 | |
You were young and alone and scared. | 0:41:49 | 0:41:52 | |
I just... | 0:41:56 | 0:41:57 | |
I wanted to keep her away from him. | 0:41:57 | 0:41:59 | |
-No-one could blame you for that. -No? | 0:42:01 | 0:42:04 | |
Lenny's in my head all the time. | 0:42:05 | 0:42:08 | |
Under my skin. | 0:42:08 | 0:42:09 | |
I'm not even related to him. | 0:42:11 | 0:42:13 | |
I'll see what I can dig up. | 0:42:16 | 0:42:18 | |
Even if it's just to get a message to... | 0:42:18 | 0:42:20 | |
-Fraser. -..Fraser. | 0:42:20 | 0:42:22 | |
A warning. | 0:42:22 | 0:42:24 | |
OK, thanks. | 0:42:24 | 0:42:25 | |
I need to head back to the office. | 0:42:27 | 0:42:29 | |
-Are you going to stay here? -I've got nowhere else to go. | 0:42:30 | 0:42:33 | |
Your father does not get to destroy another life. | 0:42:37 | 0:42:40 | |
I won't let that happen. | 0:42:41 | 0:42:43 | |
You've got keys to the pop-up, wee man, yeah? | 0:42:51 | 0:42:53 | |
Oh, aye, he's left me in charge. | 0:42:53 | 0:42:55 | |
Any chance I can get in to rehearse my Hogmanay set? | 0:42:55 | 0:42:57 | |
-How long are you playing for? -Ten minutes. | 0:42:57 | 0:43:00 | |
-I think we agreed 15, wee man. -Not exactly epic, is it? | 0:43:00 | 0:43:03 | |
How long did The Beatles have on Ed Sullivan? | 0:43:03 | 0:43:05 | |
How long did Freddie Mercury have at Live Aid? | 0:43:05 | 0:43:07 | |
It's not how long it lasts, it's how good you make it. | 0:43:07 | 0:43:10 | |
BOTH: Where've I heard that before? | 0:43:10 | 0:43:12 | |
-HE CHOKES -What's up with you? | 0:43:12 | 0:43:14 | |
Nothing. Just...an image popped into my head there. Oft. | 0:43:14 | 0:43:17 | |
-Here, get that down you, build your strength up. -Thanks. | 0:43:18 | 0:43:22 | |
Turned out to be a nice Christmas, eh, ladies? | 0:43:26 | 0:43:28 | |
-Not bad at all. -Definitely. | 0:43:30 | 0:43:32 | |
Hark, the herald angels sing! | 0:43:34 | 0:43:36 | |
Can we go home now? | 0:43:40 | 0:43:41 | |
I thought you were having a gossip with wee Madonna? | 0:43:41 | 0:43:43 | |
She tells lies. | 0:43:43 | 0:43:44 | |
What did you say? | 0:43:44 | 0:43:46 | |
She said she'd seen a gun today. | 0:43:46 | 0:43:48 | |
Come on. | 0:43:48 | 0:43:50 | |
-Today turned out not bad in the end, eh? -Can't complain. | 0:44:00 | 0:44:03 | |
Can't you? Makes a change. | 0:44:03 | 0:44:05 | |
Look, I can see Gary worked very hard. | 0:44:05 | 0:44:09 | |
Aye, and I made sure that the conversation and the bevvie kept flowing. | 0:44:09 | 0:44:12 | |
-We're a good team. -You might be. | 0:44:12 | 0:44:14 | |
Mm... Things are looking up all of a sudden. | 0:44:16 | 0:44:19 | |
-Malt, when you've got a second. -Two secs. | 0:44:19 | 0:44:21 | |
So...how is your Christmas so far, Mr M? | 0:44:21 | 0:44:26 | |
One of the better ones. | 0:44:26 | 0:44:27 | |
-Definitely. -Well, that is nice. | 0:44:27 | 0:44:30 | |
Of course, the night is still young. | 0:44:30 | 0:44:33 | |
There could be more fun to be had. | 0:44:33 | 0:44:36 | |
Can I talk to you? | 0:44:36 | 0:44:38 | |
Or perhaps not. | 0:44:38 | 0:44:39 | |
-I'll leave you in peace. -Suit yourself, doll. | 0:44:39 | 0:44:42 | |
Do you...? | 0:44:43 | 0:44:45 | |
Do you know where she lives? | 0:44:45 | 0:44:46 | |
What, you mean you don't? | 0:44:48 | 0:44:50 | |
That's priceless, so it is. | 0:44:50 | 0:44:52 | |
Please... | 0:44:53 | 0:44:55 | |
It's not nice being left in the dark, is it? | 0:44:55 | 0:44:57 | |
Haven't you got one sliver of humanity left in you? | 0:44:57 | 0:44:59 | |
Me? I'm a doting granda. | 0:44:59 | 0:45:01 | |
Oh... | 0:45:04 | 0:45:05 | |
No jacket? | 0:45:05 | 0:45:06 | |
-You'll catch your death. -Tell her everything. | 0:45:06 | 0:45:08 | |
Why don't you just toddle off back to the jail where you belong, eh? | 0:45:08 | 0:45:11 | |
-Oh, you mean where I looked after your daughter better than you ever have? -That's right. | 0:45:11 | 0:45:15 | |
And all you asked for in return was to drool all over her. | 0:45:15 | 0:45:17 | |
-You make it sound disgusting. -To me, it is. | 0:45:19 | 0:45:21 | |
And don't get me wrong here, I'm no homophobe. | 0:45:21 | 0:45:24 | |
Live and let live, that's what I say. | 0:45:24 | 0:45:26 | |
It's just the thought of...you with her. | 0:45:26 | 0:45:29 | |
I mean, you. | 0:45:29 | 0:45:31 | |
She was scared in there. She couldn't get away from you. | 0:45:31 | 0:45:34 | |
-It wasn't like that. -Yeah? | 0:45:35 | 0:45:38 | |
So why did the two of you not just toddle off into the sunset, | 0:45:38 | 0:45:40 | |
-first chance you got? -Because you have turned her against me. | 0:45:40 | 0:45:43 | |
No, darling. | 0:45:43 | 0:45:44 | |
You turn her stomach. | 0:45:44 | 0:45:46 | |
You have done since the first time you pitched up. | 0:45:46 | 0:45:49 | |
Argh! | 0:45:49 | 0:45:50 | |
Right, enough! | 0:45:50 | 0:45:52 | |
Get off him! | 0:45:54 | 0:45:56 | |
You better do what the man says if you know what's good for you. | 0:45:58 | 0:46:00 | |
Get off me! | 0:46:00 | 0:46:02 | |
See what happens when you push people too far? | 0:46:13 | 0:46:16 | |
Everyone's got a breaking point, Lenny. | 0:46:16 | 0:46:18 | |
Looks nasty, that. | 0:46:18 | 0:46:20 | |
You should try and find a doctor to check it out for you. | 0:46:20 | 0:46:22 | |
Yeah? You could recommend a respectable one for me? | 0:46:22 | 0:46:25 | |
DOOR OPENS | 0:46:42 | 0:46:43 | |
DOOR CLOSES | 0:46:46 | 0:46:48 | |
You're a scumbag, Lenny Murdoch! | 0:46:51 | 0:46:53 | |
Well, that wee visit to mass filled you with the Christmas spirit(!) | 0:46:53 | 0:46:56 | |
-What do you think you were doing having a gun around my daughter? -She was never in any danger. | 0:46:56 | 0:46:59 | |
Aye, she was! You must've thought you needed the bloody thing. | 0:46:59 | 0:47:02 | |
-You've said your piece, you can go now. -I'm not finished yet. | 0:47:02 | 0:47:04 | |
I don't want you anywhere near her from now on. | 0:47:04 | 0:47:07 | |
-Yeah? I made Jimmy a promise. -You've broke promises before. | 0:47:07 | 0:47:09 | |
A man's got every right to keep in touch with his family. | 0:47:09 | 0:47:11 | |
You sound like one of those guys that dresses up as Batman and climbs on top of a statue. | 0:47:11 | 0:47:15 | |
Jimmy doesn't want Madonna doing the jail visits, OK? | 0:47:15 | 0:47:17 | |
That leaves me. I'm his connection. | 0:47:17 | 0:47:18 | |
Oh, you're a terrible influence on anybody, never mind a wee wean. | 0:47:18 | 0:47:21 | |
Aye, and what are you, Mother Teresa? | 0:47:21 | 0:47:23 | |
I love my weans more than anything! | 0:47:23 | 0:47:25 | |
You've already cost me Kelly-Marie and wee Cal and... | 0:47:25 | 0:47:28 | |
Oh, that's right, aye. | 0:47:28 | 0:47:30 | |
Wee baby Brodie should be making an appearance about now, eh? | 0:47:30 | 0:47:32 | |
God knows when I'm ever going to see that wean, thanks to you. | 0:47:32 | 0:47:36 | |
I feel your pain. | 0:47:36 | 0:47:37 | |
Oh... | 0:47:41 | 0:47:42 | |
Ah... | 0:47:42 | 0:47:44 | |
Mm...! | 0:47:44 | 0:47:46 | |
That's better. | 0:47:46 | 0:47:47 | |
-There we are. -Oh, thank you. | 0:47:54 | 0:47:56 | |
I think we've earned our tipple today. | 0:48:01 | 0:48:04 | |
Oh, most certainly. | 0:48:04 | 0:48:07 | |
Merry Christmas! | 0:48:08 | 0:48:10 | |
It was a very...unusual way to spend Christmas, I thought. | 0:48:16 | 0:48:20 | |
It was. | 0:48:20 | 0:48:21 | |
And... | 0:48:23 | 0:48:24 | |
very rewarding. | 0:48:24 | 0:48:26 | |
Well, I wonder if we've missed any excitement? | 0:48:31 | 0:48:34 | |
-I can't stand it! Every time I turn a corner you're there. -What? | 0:48:36 | 0:48:40 | |
Am I meant to apologise for muscling into your wee drug empire? | 0:48:40 | 0:48:43 | |
Aye, you are. You always make it hard for me and Patrick and Madonna. | 0:48:43 | 0:48:46 | |
-Patrick? -Aye. You more or less put him in hospital. | 0:48:46 | 0:48:49 | |
You! | 0:48:49 | 0:48:50 | |
You dumped him when he was a wean, in beside some sicko. | 0:48:50 | 0:48:53 | |
-Shut it! -Oh, aye. Jimmy told me the whole sorry tale. | 0:48:53 | 0:48:56 | |
-Bring a tear to a glass eye. -I said, shut... -I heard you! | 0:48:56 | 0:48:58 | |
I'm just expecting a call, that's all. | 0:49:05 | 0:49:07 | |
If it was the other thing, you wouldn't have seen it coming. | 0:49:08 | 0:49:12 | |
You can go now. | 0:49:16 | 0:49:17 | |
Turn around Lenny. | 0:49:25 | 0:49:26 | |
Put that down before you hurt yourself. | 0:49:30 | 0:49:32 | |
See how easy that was? | 0:49:33 | 0:49:34 | |
That could've been wee Madonna, that. | 0:49:35 | 0:49:37 | |
Happens all the time in America, a wean finds a gun, picks it up and... | 0:49:37 | 0:49:40 | |
Aye, right, you've made your point. | 0:49:40 | 0:49:42 | |
-What's the matter? Am I making you nervous? -Me? | 0:49:46 | 0:49:49 | |
-I'd say you're the one shaking like a leaf, doll. -You're... | 0:49:49 | 0:49:51 | |
Oh! | 0:49:51 | 0:49:52 | |
Wait, I didn't mean it! I didn't mean it, Lenny! It went off! | 0:49:52 | 0:49:55 | |
You listen to me. And you listen to me good. | 0:49:55 | 0:49:58 | |
That is your one and only chance at me. You hear me? | 0:49:58 | 0:50:01 | |
If we ever find ourselves in a room with a gun again, me and you, | 0:50:01 | 0:50:04 | |
you won't be walking out. | 0:50:04 | 0:50:06 | |
-Do you get me? -Aye! | 0:50:07 | 0:50:09 | |
There you go. Merry Christmas. | 0:50:25 | 0:50:27 | |
You OK, Annie? | 0:50:27 | 0:50:28 | |
Lorna was worried about you. | 0:50:28 | 0:50:31 | |
-That's my sis for you. -Can I get you a drink, Annie? | 0:50:31 | 0:50:34 | |
Erm, no. No thanks. I'm not staying much longer. | 0:50:34 | 0:50:37 | |
-Evening, AJ. -Greig. I heard you were back. | 0:50:38 | 0:50:41 | |
Good news travels fast, eh? | 0:50:41 | 0:50:43 | |
How we all doing, folks? Enjoying the festivities so far? | 0:50:43 | 0:50:46 | |
Let me tell you, Hogmanay is going to make Christmas look like a dreich Tuesday in November. | 0:50:46 | 0:50:51 | |
Hogmanay is going to be a B to the L to the A to the S to the T. | 0:50:51 | 0:50:54 | |
-What does that spell, Doc? -What? | 0:50:54 | 0:50:57 | |
Blast. As in kaboom. | 0:50:57 | 0:50:59 | |
OK. | 0:50:59 | 0:51:01 | |
-Tough crowd. -Maybe we let people enjoy their drinks. | 0:51:01 | 0:51:03 | |
In a second, in a second, captive audience, got to get bums on seats. | 0:51:03 | 0:51:06 | |
Right, folks, that's turkey time over for another year. | 0:51:06 | 0:51:09 | |
We all know how much we love Christmas. | 0:51:09 | 0:51:11 | |
But Hogmanay is where the action is. | 0:51:11 | 0:51:13 | |
So get yourselves along to the Pop-Up | 0:51:13 | 0:51:16 | |
and all your rock and roll dreams will come true. | 0:51:16 | 0:51:18 | |
Erm, a less fussy landlord might not like you promoting a rival venue. | 0:51:18 | 0:51:22 | |
-Just as well you're so laid back, then, eh? -Don't push it. | 0:51:22 | 0:51:25 | |
We'll have a couple of pints to make sure there's no hard feelings. | 0:51:25 | 0:51:28 | |
-And one for yourself, naturally. -Naturally. | 0:51:28 | 0:51:30 | |
Everything OK? | 0:51:33 | 0:51:34 | |
Yeah. | 0:51:34 | 0:51:35 | |
Nothing for you to worry about. | 0:51:35 | 0:51:37 | |
Wish I could believe that. | 0:51:38 | 0:51:40 | |
You can. And you should be glad of that. | 0:51:40 | 0:51:42 | |
AJ... AJ, have a word with Robbie. | 0:51:42 | 0:51:45 | |
Get him to put some proper music on. I think I queered my pitch. | 0:51:45 | 0:51:48 | |
-Two seconds. -No, time's wasting. | 0:51:48 | 0:51:51 | |
We've got to get this joint a-jumping. | 0:51:51 | 0:51:53 | |
For God's sake, man, can you give it a rest? | 0:51:53 | 0:51:55 | |
All day, you've been bouncing about like a toddler full of E numbers. | 0:51:55 | 0:51:58 | |
I just wanted to make it special. | 0:51:58 | 0:52:00 | |
Look, you did, mate, you did. I'm... I'm just tired. | 0:52:00 | 0:52:03 | |
Listen, leave the tunes to me. | 0:52:04 | 0:52:06 | |
Can I walk you home? | 0:52:13 | 0:52:15 | |
What, back to my sister's flat, | 0:52:15 | 0:52:17 | |
where I'll be even more of a nuisance now her husband's back? | 0:52:17 | 0:52:20 | |
I'm sorry. | 0:52:21 | 0:52:22 | |
We never stood a chance, did we? | 0:52:22 | 0:52:24 | |
What if we left? | 0:52:25 | 0:52:26 | |
Now. Together. Seriously, what happened with Belinda... | 0:52:26 | 0:52:29 | |
And how far would we get? | 0:52:29 | 0:52:31 | |
There is no escaping Lenny. | 0:52:31 | 0:52:34 | |
We know too much. | 0:52:34 | 0:52:36 | |
You must see that. | 0:52:37 | 0:52:38 | |
Yeah. | 0:52:38 | 0:52:40 | |
But would you...if you could, with me? | 0:52:41 | 0:52:44 | |
There's a big difference, Alex... | 0:52:44 | 0:52:46 | |
between running away together... | 0:52:46 | 0:52:48 | |
..and running away. | 0:52:49 | 0:52:50 | |
TEXT MESSAGE ALERT | 0:52:56 | 0:52:58 | |
DOCTOR WHO THEME MUSIC ON TV | 0:53:05 | 0:53:07 | |
Whit you daein'? | 0:53:07 | 0:53:09 | |
Here, get Gran. | 0:53:09 | 0:53:10 | |
Next, on Naomi's Nightmares Of Nature... | 0:53:13 | 0:53:16 | |
Sleepyus Grannyus. | 0:53:16 | 0:53:18 | |
Madonna, going to quit that? | 0:53:18 | 0:53:21 | |
Oh! Did I miss the end of Doctor Who? | 0:53:21 | 0:53:24 | |
And the start and the middle. | 0:53:24 | 0:53:26 | |
I was resting my eyes. | 0:53:26 | 0:53:28 | |
Here, Gran, I'll walk you home. | 0:53:28 | 0:53:31 | |
-I'll do it. -You sure, Ma? | 0:53:31 | 0:53:33 | |
I said I would, didn't I? | 0:53:33 | 0:53:35 | |
-Look, you're looking settled, anyway. -Aye, I was. | 0:53:35 | 0:53:38 | |
Call me back when you get this. | 0:53:49 | 0:53:51 | |
And listen. | 0:53:52 | 0:53:54 | |
Once you've stopped outside the house, you don't go in, OK? | 0:53:54 | 0:53:57 | |
You don't do anything until we've talked. | 0:53:57 | 0:53:59 | |
GUNSHOT | 0:54:00 | 0:54:02 | |
DOOR CLOSES | 0:54:11 | 0:54:13 | |
Same again, please. | 0:54:22 | 0:54:24 | |
Don't you think you might've had enough, Amber? | 0:54:25 | 0:54:27 | |
I'll just take one for the ditch. | 0:54:27 | 0:54:29 | |
That's what your old man calls it. | 0:54:29 | 0:54:31 | |
# In the bleak mid-winter | 0:55:10 | 0:55:16 | |
# Frosty wind made moan | 0:55:16 | 0:55:21 | |
# Earth stood hard as iron | 0:55:23 | 0:55:29 | |
# Water like a stone | 0:55:29 | 0:55:35 | |
# Snow had fallen, snow on snow | 0:55:37 | 0:55:44 | |
# Snow on snow | 0:55:44 | 0:55:50 | |
# In the bleak mid-winter | 0:55:50 | 0:55:57 | |
# Long ago. # | 0:55:57 | 0:56:05 | |
Haven't you heard? Lenny's been shot. | 0:56:07 | 0:56:10 | |
-Is he dead? -Are we suspects? | 0:56:10 | 0:56:12 | |
-Your father has a lot of enemies. -And you're one of them. | 0:56:12 | 0:56:15 | |
-Keep your head down. -Stay away from the police, you mean. | 0:56:15 | 0:56:17 | |
If DI Donald could hear us now. | 0:56:17 | 0:56:19 | |
He'd probably pin a medal on you. | 0:56:19 | 0:56:21 | |
Or you. | 0:56:21 | 0:56:22 | |
Sergeant, over here. | 0:56:22 | 0:56:23 | |
We have DNA, we have prints, we have the gunshot residue. | 0:56:23 | 0:56:26 | |
You should probably talk to the person who physically assaulted him an hour before he was shot. | 0:56:26 | 0:56:31 | |
-You saw something? -I saw someone. | 0:56:31 | 0:56:33 |