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What's happened to you? | 0:00:21 | 0:00:22 | |
What do you mean? What does it look like? | 0:00:22 | 0:00:24 | |
It looks like a Belisha beacon! What have you done to her? | 0:00:24 | 0:00:27 | |
Just a bit of fake tan. | 0:00:27 | 0:00:29 | |
I don't believe it. | 0:00:29 | 0:00:31 | |
-Let me try and delete them. -Leave them as they are. | 0:00:31 | 0:00:34 | |
I want it taken off! | 0:00:34 | 0:00:35 | |
We'll need the messages as evidence. | 0:00:35 | 0:00:38 | |
You went to the police! | 0:00:38 | 0:00:39 | |
To tell them about Mark Vincent, it's him they want. | 0:00:39 | 0:00:42 | |
You must really hate me, even more than you love your own son. | 0:00:42 | 0:00:46 | |
One of the people you put out of their homes is my grandson. | 0:00:46 | 0:00:50 | |
So unless you're willing to accept Mr Henderson's very reasonable offer, | 0:00:50 | 0:00:54 | |
I'm not likely to forget that. | 0:00:54 | 0:00:55 | |
And one, two, three, turn. | 0:01:02 | 0:01:05 | |
Turn! | 0:01:05 | 0:01:07 | |
You guys are up early, eh? | 0:01:08 | 0:01:11 | |
Aye, well, it's a big day, isn't it? | 0:01:11 | 0:01:14 | |
And, Madonna, two, two, three, curtsey. | 0:01:14 | 0:01:17 | |
Oh, that was lovely, darling. | 0:01:17 | 0:01:19 | |
What are you saying that for? | 0:01:19 | 0:01:20 | |
Well, just because... | 0:01:20 | 0:01:22 | |
There's nae point in patronising her, Gina. It's a serious competition. | 0:01:22 | 0:01:26 | |
-But she's allowed to have some fun. -Aye, well, it'll no' be fun when she's up there embarrassing herself | 0:01:26 | 0:01:30 | |
in front of all the other weans, will it? | 0:01:30 | 0:01:32 | |
No, it won't. | 0:01:32 | 0:01:33 | |
Exactly. Right, one, two, three, | 0:01:33 | 0:01:36 | |
turn. Do it again. | 0:01:36 | 0:01:39 | |
And two, two, three. Curtsey! | 0:01:39 | 0:01:42 | |
-Big smile. -I'll go make us some breakfast, shall I? | 0:01:42 | 0:01:46 | |
Again. One, two, three, turn. | 0:01:46 | 0:01:48 | |
Right, folks, big day. | 0:01:48 | 0:01:50 | |
Two, two, three... | 0:01:50 | 0:01:52 | |
Has anybody seen...? | 0:01:52 | 0:01:54 | |
-I looked it out last night. Where is it? -Two, two, three. | 0:01:54 | 0:01:57 | |
Folk in this place! | 0:01:57 | 0:01:59 | |
Come on, then. Are we ready? | 0:02:03 | 0:02:05 | |
Eh? Madonna, darling, gonnae just put a wee bit more effort into it? | 0:02:06 | 0:02:10 | |
HE SIGHS | 0:02:10 | 0:02:12 | |
I said we'd meet Raymond at eight o'clock at the flat. | 0:02:12 | 0:02:15 | |
-Remember you've got to smile. Come here. -Scarlett, will you come on? | 0:02:15 | 0:02:18 | |
Aye, Jimmy, I know. | 0:02:18 | 0:02:19 | |
-It doesnae take two of us to pick up a set of keys. -I know, but... | 0:02:19 | 0:02:22 | |
-I'll sort her out here and then I'll come and help you, all right? -I just thought the pair of us could... | 0:02:22 | 0:02:26 | |
Darling, open up. | 0:02:26 | 0:02:27 | |
I told you to brush your teeth earlier. Away and go and brush them! | 0:02:27 | 0:02:31 | |
And use Mummy's special toothpaste! | 0:02:31 | 0:02:33 | |
I want to see your nice big white smile! | 0:02:33 | 0:02:36 | |
-What?! -Nothing. | 0:02:39 | 0:02:41 | |
I'll not be long. | 0:02:41 | 0:02:42 | |
Dress. | 0:02:47 | 0:02:49 | |
All right! The wanderers return! | 0:03:15 | 0:03:18 | |
I'll get some boxes in and then me and Scarlett are... | 0:03:18 | 0:03:22 | |
What the hell? | 0:03:26 | 0:03:27 | |
What's happened? | 0:03:30 | 0:03:31 | |
Vincent. He's done the same to Molly's. | 0:03:31 | 0:03:35 | |
His boys were fixing them up and, well... | 0:03:35 | 0:03:37 | |
We're due to move in today. | 0:03:39 | 0:03:40 | |
-I promised Madonna we'd be in for Christmas. -I know, I'm sorry, Jim. | 0:03:40 | 0:03:44 | |
Look, it's not my fault that Vincent's boys wrecked the place. | 0:03:44 | 0:03:47 | |
If I'd the money to fix it, I would. | 0:03:47 | 0:03:50 | |
-But at the moment... -So...what? | 0:03:50 | 0:03:53 | |
Well, could you speak to Gina? | 0:03:53 | 0:03:56 | |
See if you could stay a bit longer? | 0:03:56 | 0:03:57 | |
No, I'll fix it. I'll sort it myself. | 0:04:00 | 0:04:03 | |
-Come on, Jimmy. -No, I made a promise and I'm keeping it. | 0:04:03 | 0:04:06 | |
The Mullens are moving back in. | 0:04:07 | 0:04:09 | |
Today! | 0:04:09 | 0:04:10 | |
HE SIGHS | 0:04:13 | 0:04:16 | |
Oh, Madonna, which box did you say you put them in? | 0:04:18 | 0:04:21 | |
Honest... Put something down for one minute... | 0:04:21 | 0:04:24 | |
Scarlett, do you think you...? | 0:04:24 | 0:04:27 | |
What's happened here? | 0:04:27 | 0:04:29 | |
Gina, did you move Madonna's angel wings? | 0:04:29 | 0:04:31 | |
-What? Why would I? -Well, why would anybody move anything?! | 0:04:31 | 0:04:35 | |
Calm down, they're going to be here somewhere. | 0:04:35 | 0:04:37 | |
Gina, don't tell me to calm down. Half her costume's missing! | 0:04:37 | 0:04:40 | |
Right. Maybe I'll just let you get on with it, eh? | 0:04:40 | 0:04:43 | |
Scarlett, you're not going to believe this... | 0:04:43 | 0:04:45 | |
What's going on? I thought you were gonnae get packed and ready. | 0:04:45 | 0:04:48 | |
You're not going to believe the morning I've had. | 0:04:48 | 0:04:50 | |
Madam's in there in one of her moods, half her costume's missing, | 0:04:50 | 0:04:53 | |
and Gina's no' been any help. | 0:04:53 | 0:04:55 | |
The flat is wrecked. | 0:04:58 | 0:05:00 | |
Vincent and his mob, they've torn it apart. | 0:05:00 | 0:05:02 | |
It's like nobody realises I'm running ragged here trying to sort everything out. | 0:05:02 | 0:05:07 | |
-We're going to have to fix it. -You're no' kidding! | 0:05:07 | 0:05:10 | |
Now, look, you could maybe get in touch with that builder boy. | 0:05:10 | 0:05:13 | |
What's his name? I'll check the wiring and the plumbing. | 0:05:13 | 0:05:16 | |
You can maybe nick out and get some new shelves | 0:05:16 | 0:05:18 | |
-and paint them, and get cracking on the... -Whoa, whoa. Paint and shelves? | 0:05:18 | 0:05:21 | |
-What are you talking about, Jimmy? -The flat, they've done a number on it! | 0:05:21 | 0:05:24 | |
Aye, well, get Raymond to help you. He's the landlord. | 0:05:24 | 0:05:27 | |
We do it or it doesnae happen. | 0:05:27 | 0:05:29 | |
And how we're going to pay for it, I don't know. | 0:05:29 | 0:05:32 | |
I think we might have to dip into our Christmas money. | 0:05:32 | 0:05:35 | |
Who put them in there?! | 0:05:39 | 0:05:41 | |
Are you listening to me? We're gonnae have to sort it! | 0:05:41 | 0:05:44 | |
Aye, all right, I'll give the builders a call frae across the street. | 0:05:44 | 0:05:47 | |
You'll get the paint an' all? | 0:05:47 | 0:05:48 | |
-I'll sort that an' all. -Right, I'll see you back at the flat. -Right. Madonna, we need to go! | 0:05:48 | 0:05:52 | |
Where are you going? | 0:05:52 | 0:05:53 | |
Where we should have been ten minutes ago - | 0:05:53 | 0:05:55 | |
-at the salon getting her hair and make-up done. -Scarlett...! -See you at 12! | 0:05:55 | 0:05:58 | |
Yeah, OK, that's you booked in for half past four wi' Robbie. | 0:06:02 | 0:06:05 | |
OK, thanks. Bye. | 0:06:05 | 0:06:07 | |
I'll take your jacket off in a minute. Where is he? | 0:06:09 | 0:06:12 | |
Right, I'm here! Don't panic! | 0:06:12 | 0:06:14 | |
I'm really sorry, I'm going to need to get somebody else to sort you out - | 0:06:16 | 0:06:19 | |
I've got a beauty emergency to deal wi'. | 0:06:19 | 0:06:21 | |
-Sonia, hen! -Come on, hurry up, you. | 0:06:21 | 0:06:24 | |
Hey, I've got it under control. | 0:06:24 | 0:06:26 | |
I was having a wee think | 0:06:26 | 0:06:27 | |
-about what I could do... -I want her to look like this. | 0:06:27 | 0:06:29 | |
You've got an hour so get cracking. | 0:06:29 | 0:06:31 | |
What else have I forgotten? Oh, aye. | 0:06:31 | 0:06:33 | |
Eye drops. Make your eyes all sparkly, eh? | 0:06:33 | 0:06:36 | |
And you behave for Robbie. | 0:06:36 | 0:06:38 | |
-Where are you going? -Nae fizzy drinks. | 0:06:38 | 0:06:40 | |
If she gets thirsty, give her a drink of water. | 0:06:40 | 0:06:43 | |
I'm not wanting her teeth all stained. I'll be a minute. | 0:06:43 | 0:06:45 | |
Robbie, you're gonnae have to talk to her. She's going mental. | 0:06:46 | 0:06:49 | |
Lighten up. It's just a wee bit of a laugh, that's all. | 0:06:49 | 0:06:52 | |
Right, you, come on, sit up here. | 0:06:52 | 0:06:54 | |
Right, I've deleted it, it's fine. | 0:06:59 | 0:07:01 | |
I don't understand. Why are they doing this? | 0:07:02 | 0:07:06 | |
I didn't do anything! | 0:07:06 | 0:07:07 | |
It's OK. We're fixing it. | 0:07:07 | 0:07:09 | |
How? We've spent a whole night taking pages down | 0:07:09 | 0:07:12 | |
and we're still finding stuff. | 0:07:12 | 0:07:14 | |
It's gonnae be fine. I'm here, I'm gonnae help you. | 0:07:16 | 0:07:19 | |
I know. | 0:07:19 | 0:07:20 | |
Thanks. | 0:07:22 | 0:07:23 | |
Well, who else is going to help you? | 0:07:26 | 0:07:28 | |
Bob? I bet he can't even find the on switch. | 0:07:28 | 0:07:31 | |
I appreciate it. | 0:07:31 | 0:07:33 | |
And I'm sorry I didn't tell you about me and Alice. | 0:07:35 | 0:07:38 | |
It's fine. You're my friend, | 0:07:40 | 0:07:44 | |
no matter what. | 0:07:44 | 0:07:45 | |
Now, come on, we've sat in this room all night. | 0:07:46 | 0:07:48 | |
-Let's go get a coffee or something. -I don't know. | 0:07:48 | 0:07:51 | |
Outside, it's like... | 0:07:52 | 0:07:54 | |
I can feel everyone staring at me and thinking... | 0:07:54 | 0:07:56 | |
No-one's thinking anything. | 0:07:56 | 0:07:59 | |
Come on, me and you, we're going out there together. | 0:07:59 | 0:08:03 | |
Oh, hold on, wait a minute. | 0:08:07 | 0:08:09 | |
RADIO PLAYS | 0:08:10 | 0:08:13 | |
What time do you call this? | 0:08:17 | 0:08:19 | |
Sorry. | 0:08:20 | 0:08:21 | |
You gonnae give us a hand with this? | 0:08:22 | 0:08:24 | |
You look knackered. If the pills are keeping you up at night, | 0:08:26 | 0:08:29 | |
-why don't you talk to Miriam about it? -It's not the pills. | 0:08:29 | 0:08:32 | |
Well, why don't you just go back to bed? | 0:08:32 | 0:08:34 | |
We're no' due at the clinic till 12 o'clock. | 0:08:34 | 0:08:36 | |
I'm fine. | 0:08:36 | 0:08:38 | |
All right, well, I thought we could maybe go out for dinner tonight. | 0:08:40 | 0:08:43 | |
You know, just the two of us. We might have something to celebrate later on. | 0:08:43 | 0:08:48 | |
Aye. Well, we'll see, eh? | 0:08:49 | 0:08:53 | |
What are you like? | 0:08:55 | 0:08:57 | |
I can read you like a book. | 0:08:59 | 0:09:01 | |
You've got nothing to worry about. | 0:09:01 | 0:09:03 | |
I've got a really good feeling about today. | 0:09:06 | 0:09:08 | |
Aye. | 0:09:10 | 0:09:11 | |
Right, I'm away to do my shopping. | 0:09:12 | 0:09:15 | |
And nae peeking at your presents while I'm out. | 0:09:15 | 0:09:19 | |
-See you later. -See you. | 0:09:19 | 0:09:21 | |
FRONT DOOR SHUTS | 0:09:24 | 0:09:26 | |
SWITCHES RADIO OFF | 0:09:28 | 0:09:29 | |
Well, she was, she just had to nip out. | 0:09:49 | 0:09:51 | |
I don't know if she called him. | 0:09:53 | 0:09:55 | |
Oh, wait a minute, here she is. | 0:09:55 | 0:09:58 | |
-Ma, Ma, it's Jimmy. -SHE MOUTHS | 0:09:58 | 0:10:00 | |
I'm sorry, Jimmy. Sorry, it was my mistake. | 0:10:01 | 0:10:04 | |
Aye. No, I promise I'll tell her as soon as I see her. | 0:10:04 | 0:10:07 | |
Aye, as soon as she gets in. Right. OK. Bye. | 0:10:08 | 0:10:12 | |
What is all this about the flat being trashed? | 0:10:12 | 0:10:14 | |
Where's Madonna? Have you no' started yet? | 0:10:16 | 0:10:18 | |
Jimmy says you need to phone the builders and he says he needs the stuff by this afternoon. | 0:10:18 | 0:10:22 | |
She's in the wee lassies' room. | 0:10:22 | 0:10:24 | |
-Robbie! I don't have time for this. Come on. -Ma. | 0:10:24 | 0:10:27 | |
Ma! Jimmy's counting on you. So he's phoned the furniture movers... | 0:10:27 | 0:10:30 | |
Can you not see I've got my hands full? | 0:10:30 | 0:10:33 | |
Fine. Tell that to Jimmy, then. | 0:10:33 | 0:10:34 | |
Tell him you'll help him tomorrow or something. Don't leave him there on his own. | 0:10:34 | 0:10:37 | |
The whole world doesn't stop cos Jimmy's got a bit of work to do. | 0:10:37 | 0:10:40 | |
If Jimmy wants, he can pick up a bit of paint | 0:10:40 | 0:10:43 | |
and he can sort out the builders himself. | 0:10:43 | 0:10:45 | |
Ma! I'm not gonnae play piggy in the middle. Can the pair of youse not just...? | 0:10:45 | 0:10:49 | |
End of! | 0:10:49 | 0:10:50 | |
Madonna, darling, | 0:10:50 | 0:10:52 | |
come on out the toilet. | 0:10:52 | 0:10:54 | |
Missed a bit. | 0:11:10 | 0:11:11 | |
All right, stranger? And where have you been hiding lately? | 0:11:13 | 0:11:17 | |
-Nowhere. Just getting ready for Christmas and that. The usual. -And what about wee Bob? | 0:11:18 | 0:11:22 | |
I've not seen him in ages either. | 0:11:22 | 0:11:24 | |
Aye, he's fine. | 0:11:24 | 0:11:25 | |
Really? | 0:11:25 | 0:11:26 | |
Look, if you're not in a rush, we could grab a coffee or something. | 0:11:28 | 0:11:31 | |
Oh, I cannae. | 0:11:31 | 0:11:32 | |
I've got an appointment at the clinic later on to find out... | 0:11:32 | 0:11:36 | |
Right. Well, listen, good luck. | 0:11:36 | 0:11:40 | |
Cheers, Gabriel. | 0:11:40 | 0:11:42 | |
Good luck? What's that for? | 0:11:42 | 0:11:44 | |
I was just saying that Scarlett and Jimmy are moving in, | 0:11:44 | 0:11:47 | |
-so...fingers crossed, eh? -You've not heard, then? | 0:11:47 | 0:11:50 | |
Heard what? | 0:11:50 | 0:11:52 | |
Jimmy was here earlier. Apparently, the place is a tip. | 0:11:52 | 0:11:55 | |
-Sounds like Raymond's totally done them over. -What's that? | 0:11:55 | 0:11:58 | |
The flat. Complete mess by all accounts. Absolutely trashed. | 0:11:58 | 0:12:02 | |
Well, I don't know what they were expecting, the way Raymond's been recently. | 0:12:02 | 0:12:06 | |
You must be livid, what with all that work you've got to do. | 0:12:06 | 0:12:09 | |
Well, I feel for them, but I'll not be able to help. Not at my age. | 0:12:09 | 0:12:12 | |
No, I meant your place. | 0:12:12 | 0:12:14 | |
What do you mean, my place? | 0:12:14 | 0:12:16 | |
Jimmy thinks it's even worse. | 0:12:16 | 0:12:18 | |
Really? | 0:12:19 | 0:12:20 | |
Well, at least they won't be wondering where you're off to. See you later. | 0:12:23 | 0:12:27 | |
What about if you curl that a bit more under there? | 0:12:35 | 0:12:38 | |
I tell you what - | 0:12:38 | 0:12:39 | |
how about you go down the stair and get me more of that glitter spray? | 0:12:39 | 0:12:42 | |
Of course, darling. | 0:12:42 | 0:12:44 | |
Before I break your neck. | 0:12:44 | 0:12:46 | |
Here, you, what's all this I hear about my flat being trashed? | 0:12:47 | 0:12:52 | |
Aye, I know, I've just been speaking to Jimmy. | 0:12:52 | 0:12:54 | |
Well, I am not moving. | 0:12:54 | 0:12:57 | |
I am not staying in a dump. | 0:12:57 | 0:12:58 | |
If he doesnae fix my place up, I'm staying put at Deek's. | 0:12:58 | 0:13:01 | |
Well, you will be staying put, then, if your place is anything like ours. | 0:13:01 | 0:13:05 | |
Jimmy's up to his eyes in it over there. | 0:13:05 | 0:13:07 | |
What's all this? | 0:13:09 | 0:13:10 | |
What does it look like? We are off to the pageant. | 0:13:10 | 0:13:14 | |
Oh, I know that, I know that. | 0:13:14 | 0:13:16 | |
Oh, in the name of the wee man! | 0:13:19 | 0:13:22 | |
If you ask me, it's all a bit weird dressing wee weans like that. | 0:13:22 | 0:13:26 | |
It's no' right. | 0:13:26 | 0:13:28 | |
Exactly. And it's not just the kids. | 0:13:28 | 0:13:30 | |
The mums get trussed up like sequined turkeys an' all. | 0:13:30 | 0:13:33 | |
You would never have caught me entering a competition like that. | 0:13:33 | 0:13:37 | |
Quite right, Molly. I mean, it's beyond me | 0:13:37 | 0:13:39 | |
why anybody would haul their whole family out to America like that. | 0:13:39 | 0:13:42 | |
Wh-What's that? | 0:13:44 | 0:13:45 | |
The wee lassie that wins it, | 0:13:45 | 0:13:46 | |
she gets to take part in one of the big American competitions. | 0:13:46 | 0:13:49 | |
The whole family get to go. I think it's in Atlanta or something like that, isn't it? | 0:13:49 | 0:13:52 | |
Um... What constitutes, like, a family? | 0:13:52 | 0:13:57 | |
I don't know - Mum, Dad, Granny, Granda, whatever. | 0:13:57 | 0:14:01 | |
I mean, it's up to six people. | 0:14:01 | 0:14:02 | |
Aye, well, uh-huh. | 0:14:03 | 0:14:06 | |
I suppose, I mean, I mean... | 0:14:06 | 0:14:08 | |
Obviously, I mean, it's all legitimate. | 0:14:08 | 0:14:10 | |
Gran, what about Madonna? | 0:14:10 | 0:14:13 | |
I'm sure Scarlett's got to know what's best for her own wee lassie! | 0:14:13 | 0:14:17 | |
And, I mean, the least we can do is to back her up. | 0:14:17 | 0:14:21 | |
-Aye, I know but... -What are you standing there for? | 0:14:21 | 0:14:23 | |
-Come on! She's got a pageant to go to. -Gran! | 0:14:23 | 0:14:27 | |
I've not got time. | 0:14:27 | 0:14:29 | |
-All right, Molly? -I've not got the time. | 0:14:29 | 0:14:31 | |
-Your ma here? -She's down the stairs. | 0:14:40 | 0:14:43 | |
-Look, I'm gonnae pop out and get that milk. -What milk? | 0:14:43 | 0:14:45 | |
What do you make of this, Jimmy? Something else, eh? | 0:14:45 | 0:14:47 | |
We're no' ready yet - somebody's been taking his time. | 0:14:49 | 0:14:51 | |
You'll have to wait another half-hour. | 0:14:51 | 0:14:53 | |
-What? -For youse to take us into the town. | 0:14:53 | 0:14:56 | |
You're kidding? What's the hold-up? I've been running about daft all day | 0:14:57 | 0:15:00 | |
trying to get started and I've not heard a word from you. | 0:15:00 | 0:15:03 | |
I've been up to my eyes in it in here all day. | 0:15:03 | 0:15:05 | |
Have you seen the state of it? I need your help, instead of nonsense about getting dressed up. | 0:15:05 | 0:15:09 | |
Don't give me that, Jimmy. It was you that said she had something. | 0:15:09 | 0:15:13 | |
You just don't get it, do you? | 0:15:13 | 0:15:15 | |
This is our home we're talking about! | 0:15:15 | 0:15:17 | |
Well, you tell her that. Because this could change her life, Jimmy. | 0:15:17 | 0:15:21 | |
-It's just a stupid kids' parade. -There's nothing stupid about it! | 0:15:21 | 0:15:25 | |
It's a proper competition, and for your information, | 0:15:25 | 0:15:27 | |
it's not just about the weans, it's about the women an' all. | 0:15:27 | 0:15:30 | |
Oh, so we're going to have you walking up and down singing songs, an' all? | 0:15:30 | 0:15:33 | |
This is the most important thing in the world to her. | 0:15:33 | 0:15:36 | |
And if you'd stop banging on about DIY and listen to me, | 0:15:36 | 0:15:40 | |
you'd know about this, Jimmy! | 0:15:40 | 0:15:42 | |
Robbie, I need to go out. | 0:15:42 | 0:15:45 | |
I'm the one who's holding this together whilst you're getting dressed up and gallivanting about. | 0:15:45 | 0:15:49 | |
I'm no' having it! | 0:15:49 | 0:15:50 | |
Scarlett! | 0:15:51 | 0:15:53 | |
Mum? What you doing? | 0:16:03 | 0:16:05 | |
Did you get things sorted with Jimmy? | 0:16:08 | 0:16:09 | |
Och, it disnae matter. Jimmy does what he always does. | 0:16:09 | 0:16:12 | |
Never listens to a word I tell him. | 0:16:12 | 0:16:14 | |
So you're leaving him to do the flat on his own? | 0:16:14 | 0:16:16 | |
Will folk stop going on about this flat?! | 0:16:16 | 0:16:19 | |
Here, what is the money for? | 0:16:19 | 0:16:21 | |
Something important! | 0:16:21 | 0:16:23 | |
Kelly, gonnae please just keep this to yourself? | 0:16:27 | 0:16:30 | |
Mum! | 0:16:34 | 0:16:35 | |
I don't believe it. They're writing about us on a blog now. | 0:16:42 | 0:16:46 | |
Maybe we should take a break? | 0:16:52 | 0:16:54 | |
It's not even pictures of me. | 0:16:54 | 0:16:57 | |
Look, we'll do something else. We could go shopping. | 0:16:57 | 0:17:00 | |
It's like they're trying to destroy my whole life, | 0:17:00 | 0:17:03 | |
and there's nothing I can do. | 0:17:03 | 0:17:05 | |
All right? | 0:17:05 | 0:17:07 | |
Heya. | 0:17:10 | 0:17:11 | |
What? | 0:17:11 | 0:17:12 | |
There's more stuff gone up online. | 0:17:12 | 0:17:14 | |
-I told you - just ignore it. -And what's that going to do, exactly? | 0:17:14 | 0:17:19 | |
Well, why get upset when there's nothing that she can do? | 0:17:19 | 0:17:22 | |
If they think then they're getting to you, then they're just going to keep coming back. | 0:17:22 | 0:17:25 | |
Easy for you to say, hidden away in your garage. | 0:17:25 | 0:17:28 | |
Nicole! | 0:17:28 | 0:17:30 | |
She didn't mean it like that. | 0:17:30 | 0:17:32 | |
Sorry. | 0:17:33 | 0:17:34 | |
-I'm just tired. -Yeah, well... | 0:17:34 | 0:17:37 | |
Look, I can't make lunch. | 0:17:37 | 0:17:39 | |
Bob's off again and I need to look after the garage. | 0:17:39 | 0:17:41 | |
Not even half an hour? | 0:17:41 | 0:17:43 | |
I can't. But I will see you later, right? | 0:17:43 | 0:17:45 | |
Yeah, OK. | 0:17:47 | 0:17:48 | |
Must be tough, being a girl working in a garage. | 0:17:52 | 0:17:54 | |
Tough for you too. | 0:17:55 | 0:17:57 | |
How do you mean? | 0:17:59 | 0:18:00 | |
Well... | 0:18:01 | 0:18:02 | |
..if it was me, and I was getting all the grief you're getting, | 0:18:04 | 0:18:09 | |
then I'd hope that my girlfriend would find the time | 0:18:09 | 0:18:11 | |
to be a bit more supportive. | 0:18:11 | 0:18:13 | |
Well...she's busy. They've got a lot on. | 0:18:13 | 0:18:17 | |
Yeah. Yeah, of course. | 0:18:17 | 0:18:19 | |
Do you fancy some cake? | 0:18:20 | 0:18:22 | |
Ten minutes, she said. That's been an hour and a half. | 0:18:29 | 0:18:31 | |
Sometimes Scarlett can be a right... | 0:18:31 | 0:18:33 | |
Your mummy thinks I'm stitched up the back, doesn't she? | 0:18:33 | 0:18:36 | |
-Where have you been? -Oh, don't you start. It's murder up that town. | 0:18:38 | 0:18:41 | |
Up town? What you doing going...? | 0:18:41 | 0:18:43 | |
Like I've got nothing better to be doing than be standing here babysitting! | 0:18:43 | 0:18:47 | |
-Nae offence, hen. -Aye, whatever. | 0:18:47 | 0:18:48 | |
Right... | 0:18:48 | 0:18:49 | |
-..what do you reckon? -For what? | 0:18:51 | 0:18:53 | |
For the Glamorous Mammy competition! They do it at the pageant. | 0:18:53 | 0:18:56 | |
Just for a laugh, I'm thinking of entering. | 0:18:56 | 0:18:59 | |
Listen, I need you to do me a favour. | 0:18:59 | 0:19:02 | |
ALERT CHIMES | 0:19:12 | 0:19:13 | |
FRONT DOOR OPENS | 0:19:18 | 0:19:19 | |
Right, you, I need your help. | 0:19:19 | 0:19:22 | |
Listen, which one of these boxes did I put my special party frocks in? | 0:19:22 | 0:19:27 | |
I don't know. | 0:19:27 | 0:19:29 | |
Oh, it's like living in the Blitz. | 0:19:29 | 0:19:32 | |
MOBILE PHONE CHIMES | 0:19:34 | 0:19:36 | |
Is this a picture of you? | 0:19:45 | 0:19:47 | |
In the bare scud? | 0:19:49 | 0:19:50 | |
-Give me that! -Why are you sending folk this kind of thing? | 0:19:52 | 0:19:56 | |
I never sent it! Just give me it! | 0:19:56 | 0:19:58 | |
I will not. What are you thinking? | 0:19:58 | 0:20:01 | |
Give me it, you stupid old cow! | 0:20:01 | 0:20:02 | |
BUTTONS BEEP | 0:20:02 | 0:20:05 | |
What's got into you? | 0:20:07 | 0:20:09 | |
Just...shut up. | 0:20:09 | 0:20:11 | |
Just leave me alone! | 0:20:11 | 0:20:14 | |
-Robbie! -Hiya. | 0:20:20 | 0:20:21 | |
-Listen, do you have a minute? -No. I've just had to cancel my lunch wi' him. | 0:20:21 | 0:20:25 | |
-I'm booked solid all the way through. -Right. | 0:20:25 | 0:20:27 | |
-I'm about later, though. Unless it's something urgent? -No. No, of course not. | 0:20:27 | 0:20:31 | |
Right, so I'll see you later. | 0:20:31 | 0:20:33 | |
Christina, you OK? | 0:20:33 | 0:20:35 | |
Yeah, I'm fine. I just... | 0:20:36 | 0:20:38 | |
You want to tell me what's going on? | 0:20:40 | 0:20:42 | |
It's these messages and pictures someone's been sending me. | 0:20:44 | 0:20:47 | |
Who? | 0:20:47 | 0:20:48 | |
I don't know. | 0:20:49 | 0:20:51 | |
Sending you like how? | 0:20:51 | 0:20:53 | |
Email, Facebook, text - | 0:20:53 | 0:20:56 | |
everything. | 0:20:56 | 0:20:58 | |
What, like, some kind of joke? | 0:20:58 | 0:20:59 | |
Does this look like a joke to you? | 0:21:01 | 0:21:03 | |
How many? | 0:21:06 | 0:21:08 | |
10, 20 a day. | 0:21:08 | 0:21:10 | |
And they post stuff on my friends' pages as well. | 0:21:10 | 0:21:13 | |
As soon as I delete them, more just go up. | 0:21:13 | 0:21:14 | |
-OK, well, you need to stop deleting them. -But I... | 0:21:14 | 0:21:17 | |
From now on, you need to start saving them as evidence. | 0:21:17 | 0:21:20 | |
I can't, they're too horrible. | 0:21:20 | 0:21:22 | |
And you need to start thinking about making an official complaint. | 0:21:22 | 0:21:25 | |
This is harassment. | 0:21:25 | 0:21:26 | |
Also, Christina, in cases like these, | 0:21:28 | 0:21:30 | |
it's usually someone the victim knows. | 0:21:30 | 0:21:33 | |
-So maybe you should think who, or... -You know what? I'm being stupid. | 0:21:33 | 0:21:36 | |
-Just forget I said anything, OK? -Christina, you really should... | 0:21:36 | 0:21:39 | |
No, just forget what I said! | 0:21:39 | 0:21:41 | |
To hell with Christmas. That stuff was supposed to be here today. | 0:21:41 | 0:21:46 | |
Want me to send somebody over? Sort it, then. | 0:21:46 | 0:21:48 | |
Lenny, we need a cab! | 0:21:48 | 0:21:52 | |
What you come as? | 0:21:52 | 0:21:53 | |
I'm taking wee Madonna to her pageant and we're running late. | 0:21:54 | 0:21:57 | |
Can you no' help us? | 0:21:57 | 0:21:59 | |
It's all she talks about. Look at her wee face! | 0:21:59 | 0:22:01 | |
-Are you're gonnae break her heart? -Fine. Jim, forget your pick-up, eh? | 0:22:01 | 0:22:05 | |
Take these two ladies into town. | 0:22:05 | 0:22:07 | |
Thanks, Lenny. You're a lifesaver. Come on. | 0:22:07 | 0:22:10 | |
Hold on! Hold on! | 0:22:10 | 0:22:13 | |
Wait! Wait! | 0:22:13 | 0:22:14 | |
-Oh, my God, there's two of them. -Wait, wait! | 0:22:14 | 0:22:16 | |
What the hell are you doing here? | 0:22:16 | 0:22:18 | |
What do you think? I'm supporting my wee granddaughter. | 0:22:18 | 0:22:21 | |
Oh, there we go. | 0:22:23 | 0:22:26 | |
Wish us luck! | 0:22:36 | 0:22:38 | |
Wish us luck! | 0:22:38 | 0:22:40 | |
Wish us luck! | 0:22:40 | 0:22:42 | |
SHE SINGS TO HERSELF | 0:22:42 | 0:22:45 | |
-You all right? -You look happy. | 0:22:47 | 0:22:49 | |
Yeah, I am. Do you need something fixing? | 0:22:49 | 0:22:52 | |
No. Nothing like that. | 0:22:52 | 0:22:54 | |
How's it going with you and Christina? | 0:22:54 | 0:22:56 | |
Yeah, good. | 0:22:56 | 0:22:58 | |
She told me about all the hassle she's been getting online. | 0:22:58 | 0:23:01 | |
Stupid. | 0:23:01 | 0:23:03 | |
Stupid? She seems pretty upset about it to me. | 0:23:03 | 0:23:06 | |
No, not her. Just the fact that she's letting it get to her. | 0:23:06 | 0:23:09 | |
I told her how, with things like these, | 0:23:09 | 0:23:11 | |
chances are she knows the person, | 0:23:11 | 0:23:13 | |
or it's someone she's just met. | 0:23:13 | 0:23:15 | |
-What, me? Why would you...? -No, that's not what I meant. | 0:23:15 | 0:23:18 | |
She's my girlfriend! | 0:23:18 | 0:23:20 | |
And she's out of her mind with worry. | 0:23:20 | 0:23:22 | |
Look, Alice, you've got to be careful. | 0:23:23 | 0:23:26 | |
Nobody knows you round here, not really. | 0:23:26 | 0:23:30 | |
You don't want fingers to start pointing. | 0:23:30 | 0:23:32 | |
Why, cos we're two girls? | 0:23:32 | 0:23:33 | |
No, that's not what I mean either. | 0:23:33 | 0:23:36 | |
What I do mean is, you've got to start looking out for yourself. | 0:23:36 | 0:23:40 | |
Look, I know it's not romantic, but all this? | 0:23:40 | 0:23:44 | |
This is about keeping you safe. | 0:23:44 | 0:23:45 | |
Nobody needs to know who you are or why you're here. | 0:23:47 | 0:23:50 | |
Including Christina. | 0:23:52 | 0:23:54 | |
This is it! | 0:24:01 | 0:24:03 | |
-MOLLY CHUCKLES -Oh, dear. | 0:24:04 | 0:24:08 | |
Oh, it's no' exactly Vegas, is it? | 0:24:10 | 0:24:13 | |
Right, you go and get her ready or we'll miss the first round. | 0:24:13 | 0:24:16 | |
-I'll go and get us registered. -Right, OK, hen. | 0:24:16 | 0:24:19 | |
Come on, hen. | 0:24:19 | 0:24:20 | |
Excuse me. | 0:24:23 | 0:24:25 | |
I'm here for the competition. | 0:24:32 | 0:24:34 | |
You don't say. Name? | 0:24:34 | 0:24:36 | |
Scarlett Mullen. | 0:24:36 | 0:24:38 | |
I take it you do have a daughter? | 0:24:38 | 0:24:41 | |
What? Oh, aye, of course. She's wi' her granny. | 0:24:41 | 0:24:45 | |
Three of you. Marvellous. | 0:24:45 | 0:24:47 | |
Well, the first round will start shortly. Changing through there. | 0:24:47 | 0:24:50 | |
Hair and make-up in the bathrooms. | 0:24:50 | 0:24:52 | |
And if you are using glitter spray then please clean up after yourself. | 0:24:52 | 0:24:55 | |
we don't want another Cumbernauld on our hands. | 0:24:55 | 0:24:58 | |
Er... About the Little Miss Christmas Mammy competition? | 0:24:58 | 0:25:03 | |
I'm afraid the entries have closed. | 0:25:03 | 0:25:05 | |
Aw, surely you can slip me on that list? | 0:25:05 | 0:25:08 | |
Do you know how much organisation...? | 0:25:08 | 0:25:10 | |
-Me and Keith here cannae just drop everything... -Listen, you. | 0:25:10 | 0:25:13 | |
I've been up since six this morning getting ready to come down here. | 0:25:13 | 0:25:16 | |
I've spent over 200 quid on this get-up and I want folk to see it. | 0:25:16 | 0:25:20 | |
Now, I can stand here all day or you can stick me on that list. | 0:25:20 | 0:25:23 | |
Which is it gonnae be? | 0:25:23 | 0:25:25 | |
Keith, get me a Christmas Mums registration form? | 0:25:28 | 0:25:33 | |
That'll be £200, please. | 0:25:33 | 0:25:36 | |
Plus another 50 for late registration. | 0:25:36 | 0:25:39 | |
Fine. | 0:25:39 | 0:25:41 | |
-Scarlett, come on! -What? | 0:25:41 | 0:25:42 | |
-She's just about to go on the stage! -What? | 0:25:42 | 0:25:44 | |
The first round! | 0:25:44 | 0:25:46 | |
Count it. It's all there. | 0:25:46 | 0:25:49 | |
Do you think they'll be much longer? | 0:26:05 | 0:26:07 | |
What? | 0:26:07 | 0:26:09 | |
No. | 0:26:09 | 0:26:11 | |
It is going to be all right, isn't it? | 0:26:17 | 0:26:19 | |
No matter what way it works out? | 0:26:19 | 0:26:21 | |
Aye. Aye, course it is. | 0:26:21 | 0:26:24 | |
You know, part of me just wants to run out the door | 0:26:31 | 0:26:33 | |
and not even wait for what they have to say, do you know what I mean? | 0:26:33 | 0:26:36 | |
Oh, hey. | 0:26:58 | 0:27:00 | |
-I reckoned you'd be up to your neck in it over here so I brought you some lunch. -Cheers. | 0:27:00 | 0:27:04 | |
So how's it going? | 0:27:04 | 0:27:06 | |
Slowly. Mind you, it would be faster if my wife was here. | 0:27:06 | 0:27:10 | |
Aye, Robbie told me about you and Ma. | 0:27:10 | 0:27:13 | |
Nae sense in that woman sometimes. | 0:27:13 | 0:27:15 | |
Still going on about that stupid show. | 0:27:15 | 0:27:17 | |
You do know she's gone down there anyway? | 0:27:17 | 0:27:19 | |
Aye, there's a shock(!) | 0:27:19 | 0:27:21 | |
Anyway, well, I'm here now, so how can I help? | 0:27:21 | 0:27:24 | |
Er... | 0:27:24 | 0:27:27 | |
Well, you could maybe nip out and get some bits and pieces, eh? | 0:27:27 | 0:27:30 | |
-Aye. -I've made a list here. | 0:27:30 | 0:27:33 | |
-There we are. -Right. -I'll give you the card. | 0:27:33 | 0:27:35 | |
-You remember the PIN number? -Aye. | 0:27:35 | 0:27:37 | |
I've told your ma we've had to dip into our Christmas money. | 0:27:37 | 0:27:40 | |
Right, cool. Nae worries, I'll get this. | 0:27:40 | 0:27:43 | |
# It's the most wonderful time of the year | 0:27:50 | 0:27:56 | |
# Ding, dong, ding dong | 0:27:56 | 0:27:57 | |
# With the kids jingle belling | 0:27:57 | 0:27:59 | |
# And everyone telling you be of good cheer | 0:27:59 | 0:28:04 | |
# It's the most wonderful time of the year | 0:28:04 | 0:28:09 | |
# Ding, dong, ding, dong | 0:28:09 | 0:28:11 | |
# It's the ha-happiest season of all... # | 0:28:11 | 0:28:16 | |
Which concludes the Divine Dreams Of Christmas round of the competition. | 0:28:16 | 0:28:21 | |
A big thank you to our sponsors, The Card Gallery of Milngavie. | 0:28:21 | 0:28:25 | |
We're going to take a quick break now, | 0:28:27 | 0:28:29 | |
but we'll be back with A Night At The Nutcracker Round. | 0:28:29 | 0:28:32 | |
Lights up, please. | 0:28:32 | 0:28:34 | |
Mums, this is your 15-minute call. | 0:28:36 | 0:28:39 | |
Calm down, Scarlett. You're doing fine. | 0:28:50 | 0:28:53 | |
Aaah! | 0:28:53 | 0:28:55 | |
Scarlett, Scarlett, look at that. | 0:28:57 | 0:29:00 | |
It's like Shirley Temple back from the dead. | 0:29:00 | 0:29:02 | |
Will you give it a rest? Where's Madonna? | 0:29:02 | 0:29:05 | |
I left her in the toilet. Listen, have you got the wings for...? | 0:29:05 | 0:29:08 | |
Sssh! I'm no' wanting folk knowing what her costume is. | 0:29:08 | 0:29:10 | |
What are you doing letting her go to the toilet by herself? | 0:29:10 | 0:29:13 | |
Go and check on her! | 0:29:13 | 0:29:15 | |
All right, all right, keep the heid, keep the heid! | 0:29:15 | 0:29:17 | |
Are you in for the Glamorous Mum competition? | 0:29:36 | 0:29:39 | |
Oh, well, people do rather expect it of us. | 0:29:39 | 0:29:42 | |
I wasnae sure whether to enter myself. | 0:29:43 | 0:29:46 | |
Oh, no, really, no, you mustn't be put off. | 0:29:46 | 0:29:48 | |
-Oh. -I mean... | 0:29:48 | 0:29:50 | |
competitions aren't just about the winners. | 0:29:50 | 0:29:52 | |
Right. | 0:30:20 | 0:30:21 | |
You really think you should be touching the electrics? | 0:30:31 | 0:30:33 | |
Will you stop worrying? It'll be fine. | 0:30:33 | 0:30:36 | |
They must have been just about finished when they... | 0:30:36 | 0:30:39 | |
See? No big deal. | 0:30:42 | 0:30:43 | |
Jimmy! | 0:30:46 | 0:30:48 | |
-I'll fix it. -Aye, I know, but you've still got half the house to do. | 0:30:48 | 0:30:52 | |
And then you've got to clean it and tidy it before you call the movers. | 0:30:52 | 0:30:56 | |
-And then you've got to... -It's Christmas. It's a time to be | 0:30:56 | 0:30:59 | |
in your own home with your own family. It's just a shame that some other folk dinnae realise that. | 0:30:59 | 0:31:04 | |
Aye, but you know what my ma's like. | 0:31:04 | 0:31:06 | |
She's been talking about nothing else for weeks. | 0:31:06 | 0:31:08 | |
She could be homeless and she'd still not give up on going today. | 0:31:08 | 0:31:11 | |
Hopefully it's not going to come to that. | 0:31:11 | 0:31:13 | |
Starting with me getting some sparking supplies. | 0:31:13 | 0:31:16 | |
-Have you still got that card? -What, now? | 0:31:16 | 0:31:18 | |
Not unless you want to eat your dinner in the dark. | 0:31:18 | 0:31:20 | |
There you are! I thought we were going Christmas shopping? | 0:31:30 | 0:31:33 | |
Oh, no, I...didn't feel like it. | 0:31:33 | 0:31:37 | |
You OK? | 0:31:37 | 0:31:38 | |
Don't tell us there's been more. | 0:31:40 | 0:31:42 | |
I don't want to talk about it. I'm sorry, I just... | 0:31:42 | 0:31:46 | |
I just need to think about something else. | 0:31:46 | 0:31:49 | |
That's fine. Let's go to the pictures. That'll take your mind off it. | 0:31:49 | 0:31:53 | |
I don't know. | 0:31:53 | 0:31:55 | |
You two been in here all day? All right for some. | 0:31:55 | 0:31:59 | |
Actually we were just thinking about going to the pictures. | 0:31:59 | 0:32:03 | |
I was going to see if you wanted to get some food. | 0:32:03 | 0:32:06 | |
Don't let me interrupt. I'll see you tomorrow. | 0:32:06 | 0:32:09 | |
So what do you fancy? We can either order here, | 0:32:11 | 0:32:14 | |
or we can go over to The Ship? | 0:32:14 | 0:32:15 | |
Actually...I've kind of got this family thing going on tonight. | 0:32:17 | 0:32:20 | |
Well, I can't stay out, but maybe I could come to your party. | 0:32:20 | 0:32:24 | |
We can talk. | 0:32:24 | 0:32:25 | |
Like I said, it's kind of a family thing. | 0:32:25 | 0:32:28 | |
I have to go. | 0:32:28 | 0:32:29 | |
-But... -I'll see you tomorrow. | 0:32:29 | 0:32:31 | |
Stella... | 0:32:37 | 0:32:38 | |
Do you want to sit down? | 0:32:42 | 0:32:43 | |
I really thought I was. | 0:32:45 | 0:32:47 | |
I was sure it was going to work this time, Bob. | 0:32:47 | 0:32:49 | |
We'll... We'll try again. | 0:32:49 | 0:32:54 | |
They say you know inside. And I was convinced that I did. | 0:32:54 | 0:32:59 | |
I really thought I knew it. | 0:32:59 | 0:33:01 | |
It'll be all right. | 0:33:03 | 0:33:05 | |
Aye, that's great. | 0:33:13 | 0:33:14 | |
What do you mean it's not gone through? It must be some mistake. | 0:33:19 | 0:33:22 | |
-Jimmy. -Just a second. | 0:33:22 | 0:33:24 | |
Jimmy, it isn't a mistake. There's no money in there. | 0:33:24 | 0:33:28 | |
What you talking about? That's our savings account. | 0:33:28 | 0:33:30 | |
You've just used it. | 0:33:30 | 0:33:32 | |
Actually, I didnae. I tried to, but it was empty. | 0:33:32 | 0:33:35 | |
So I used my own money. | 0:33:35 | 0:33:37 | |
Sorry, listen, I'll call you back. | 0:33:37 | 0:33:39 | |
What do you mean? There was £500 in that account. | 0:33:40 | 0:33:44 | |
Where's it gone? | 0:33:44 | 0:33:46 | |
Scarlett? That stupid thing with Madonna? | 0:33:47 | 0:33:51 | |
-I promised I wouldnae say anything. -Oh, I'm sure you did! | 0:33:51 | 0:33:54 | |
Covering up for her just like all the rest of them. | 0:33:55 | 0:33:57 | |
Egging her on. Cos it's all just one big laugh, isn't it?! | 0:33:57 | 0:34:01 | |
Jimmy, that's not what I was... | 0:34:01 | 0:34:03 | |
DOOR SLAMS | 0:34:03 | 0:34:04 | |
I was just trying to help. | 0:34:06 | 0:34:08 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:34:12 | 0:34:15 | |
Please put your hands together once more for young Britney. | 0:34:19 | 0:34:23 | |
A beautiful rendition of I Dreamed A Dream. | 0:34:24 | 0:34:26 | |
She wasnae that good. | 0:34:26 | 0:34:28 | |
Thanks so much, everyone, for all your support. | 0:34:30 | 0:34:33 | |
Don't let Britney's talent intimidate you. | 0:34:39 | 0:34:42 | |
Oh, we'll try not tae. | 0:34:42 | 0:34:43 | |
OK. You've done really good up to now. Now it's down to this. | 0:34:45 | 0:34:49 | |
You need to go on there and you need to sing, | 0:34:49 | 0:34:52 | |
show them what a great singer you are. Just like we practised. | 0:34:52 | 0:34:55 | |
Madonna. Here we go! On you go. | 0:34:55 | 0:34:58 | |
Right, next up we have a new entrant, Madonna Mullen. | 0:34:58 | 0:35:04 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:35:04 | 0:35:06 | |
# Silent night | 0:35:14 | 0:35:16 | |
# Holy night | 0:35:16 | 0:35:19 | |
# All is calm, all is bright | 0:35:19 | 0:35:25 | |
# Round yon virgin mother and child | 0:35:25 | 0:35:30 | |
# Sleep in heavenly... # | 0:35:30 | 0:35:33 | |
Come on. You know this. | 0:35:38 | 0:35:40 | |
Peace! | 0:35:41 | 0:35:42 | |
Madonna Mullen, everyone. | 0:35:45 | 0:35:47 | |
Ladies and gents, here is the proud mum. | 0:35:47 | 0:35:49 | |
Say a few words, Mrs Mullen. | 0:35:51 | 0:35:53 | |
We don't want to take the limelight away from our little beauties. | 0:35:53 | 0:35:57 | |
Eh... Hello, everybody. | 0:35:57 | 0:36:01 | |
One hundred and... | 0:36:16 | 0:36:17 | |
Right. | 0:36:20 | 0:36:21 | |
-Say something! -My name's Scarlett, Madonna's mammy. | 0:36:24 | 0:36:30 | |
I hope you'll agree, she's done really well today. | 0:36:30 | 0:36:34 | |
Like all the wee lassies here. | 0:36:34 | 0:36:35 | |
Tell them about yourself. | 0:36:38 | 0:36:40 | |
Er...we're a big family. Madonna's my youngest. | 0:36:40 | 0:36:46 | |
And, er... | 0:36:46 | 0:36:50 | |
She's not had it easy over the past couple of years. | 0:36:50 | 0:36:52 | |
Cos she's, er... | 0:36:52 | 0:36:54 | |
I've not been well and she's had to support me. | 0:36:54 | 0:36:59 | |
The thing with having cancer.... | 0:36:59 | 0:37:02 | |
Aye, it's not been easy for her, and she's been really brave. | 0:37:05 | 0:37:08 | |
My whole family's been brave. Braver than I could ever be. | 0:37:10 | 0:37:14 | |
And they all got me through it. | 0:37:16 | 0:37:18 | |
Aye, anyway, I'm not saying that's why I think Madonna should win this, | 0:37:23 | 0:37:30 | |
all I'm saying is.....I just want you all to know, | 0:37:30 | 0:37:36 | |
that she's the bravest wee lassie that I've ever met. | 0:37:36 | 0:37:42 | |
And...I just want her to be happy. | 0:37:42 | 0:37:47 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:37:55 | 0:37:56 | |
Jimmy! | 0:38:09 | 0:38:12 | |
Jimmy! Jimmy, wait! | 0:38:15 | 0:38:18 | |
Jimmy! | 0:38:18 | 0:38:20 | |
What did you think? | 0:38:21 | 0:38:23 | |
What did I think? Are you out your mind? | 0:38:24 | 0:38:27 | |
I know she wasnae perfect, | 0:38:27 | 0:38:29 | |
but she was brilliant in all the other rounds. | 0:38:29 | 0:38:31 | |
She put her heart into it. I'm so proud of her. | 0:38:31 | 0:38:34 | |
Still pretending it's about her, eh? | 0:38:35 | 0:38:37 | |
But it was. | 0:38:38 | 0:38:39 | |
That, in there, what you said in front of everyone... | 0:38:40 | 0:38:43 | |
..telling them everything that had happened. | 0:38:45 | 0:38:48 | |
I'm sorry, Jimmy. It wasn't how it sounded. | 0:38:48 | 0:38:51 | |
-Really? -Aye! | 0:38:51 | 0:38:53 | |
To me it sounded like a woman who'd sold out to get her own way. | 0:38:53 | 0:38:57 | |
You know, it would mean the world to me | 0:38:57 | 0:39:00 | |
to see Madonna up there singing her heart out. | 0:39:00 | 0:39:03 | |
Darlin', that's all I was doing. | 0:39:03 | 0:39:05 | |
Aye, right! | 0:39:05 | 0:39:07 | |
Jimmy! Jimmy, come back. | 0:39:08 | 0:39:12 | |
I'm sure we can all agree | 0:39:16 | 0:39:18 | |
what a wonderful job these young ladies have done up here today. | 0:39:18 | 0:39:22 | |
We've seen them sing. We've seen them dance. | 0:39:22 | 0:39:24 | |
We've seen them transform themselves. | 0:39:24 | 0:39:28 | |
Come on, then. | 0:39:28 | 0:39:29 | |
But in the end, there can only be one winner. | 0:39:29 | 0:39:32 | |
Which is why this year's | 0:39:32 | 0:39:37 | |
Little Miss Christmas Pageantess 2012 is... | 0:39:37 | 0:39:43 | |
Madonna Mullen! | 0:39:45 | 0:39:47 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:39:47 | 0:39:49 | |
Oh! I don't know what to say. Thank you! | 0:39:55 | 0:39:59 | |
And where is the very brave Mrs Mullen that's... | 0:39:59 | 0:40:02 | |
-Madonna, come on, darlin'. -Excuse me. Is there a problem? | 0:40:02 | 0:40:06 | |
-Jimmy, what you doing? -You're damn right there's a problem. | 0:40:06 | 0:40:10 | |
Jimmy. What's gotten into you? | 0:40:10 | 0:40:12 | |
Sir, this is a Little Miss Christmas... | 0:40:12 | 0:40:14 | |
Aye? Well, you can shove it! | 0:40:16 | 0:40:18 | |
COLLECTIVE GASP OF HORROR | 0:40:18 | 0:40:20 | |
Ladies and gentlemen, please bear with us. | 0:40:22 | 0:40:26 | |
We've a wee technical issue. | 0:40:26 | 0:40:27 | |
Are you OK, Britney? I really enjoyed your singing. | 0:40:33 | 0:40:37 | |
I don't think we need to be patronised by the likes of you. | 0:40:37 | 0:40:39 | |
She embarrassed herself in front of all those children in there. | 0:40:39 | 0:40:43 | |
She hardly embarrassed herself. She was great! | 0:40:43 | 0:40:46 | |
Oh! I wondered how long it would take you to gloat. | 0:40:46 | 0:40:51 | |
I wasnae gloating... | 0:40:51 | 0:40:52 | |
But who needs talent these days when you can have a cancer sob story? | 0:40:52 | 0:40:56 | |
Some people will make up anything to win. | 0:40:56 | 0:40:58 | |
You don't know what you're saying. I could have lost everything. | 0:40:58 | 0:41:02 | |
Of course you could. But instead here you are, winning competitions. | 0:41:02 | 0:41:07 | |
Well done. | 0:41:07 | 0:41:09 | |
Is that what you think? | 0:41:09 | 0:41:12 | |
You think I'd do that just to win? | 0:41:12 | 0:41:14 | |
Are you telling me you wouldn't? | 0:41:14 | 0:41:16 | |
What was I thinking? Bringing wee Madonna into all this. | 0:41:16 | 0:41:22 | |
With folk like you who'll sink to any depths! You're disgusting. | 0:41:22 | 0:41:26 | |
Don't try and pretend you're any different from the rest of us. | 0:41:26 | 0:41:30 | |
I saw you in there. | 0:41:30 | 0:41:32 | |
Oh! We won. What's wrang with you? We won! | 0:41:32 | 0:41:36 | |
Aye, well. You know what? We don't want it. | 0:41:36 | 0:41:39 | |
We won for all the wrang reasons. | 0:41:39 | 0:41:43 | |
What are you talking about? Of course we want it! | 0:41:43 | 0:41:45 | |
Mummy! | 0:41:45 | 0:41:46 | |
-Darling, you don't really want that trophy, do you? -No. | 0:41:51 | 0:41:55 | |
Well, then, you can all shove it. | 0:41:57 | 0:42:00 | |
Jimmy, darlin', I'm really sorry. | 0:42:03 | 0:42:06 | |
I don't know what I was thinking. | 0:42:06 | 0:42:08 | |
I've been so stupid. | 0:42:10 | 0:42:12 | |
I'm really sorry. | 0:42:12 | 0:42:13 | |
Madonna, darlin', Mummy's been so stupid. | 0:42:15 | 0:42:19 | |
Come on, you two. We're going. | 0:42:26 | 0:42:29 | |
Is that your consolation prize? | 0:42:38 | 0:42:40 | |
You really need this, don't you? Here - HAVE IT! | 0:42:44 | 0:42:50 | |
I don't believe it. Keith! | 0:42:55 | 0:42:57 | |
It was weird. | 0:43:09 | 0:43:10 | |
Going in I could tell Stella was sure, | 0:43:11 | 0:43:16 | |
she was so sure, | 0:43:16 | 0:43:19 | |
that we were going to get good news. | 0:43:19 | 0:43:21 | |
That the doctor was going to tell us | 0:43:23 | 0:43:25 | |
something that would change our lives forever... | 0:43:25 | 0:43:28 | |
and make everything all right. | 0:43:30 | 0:43:33 | |
And do you know what I was thinking? | 0:43:36 | 0:43:37 | |
I was trying to remember if I'd put money in the parking meter. | 0:43:40 | 0:43:44 | |
How crazy's that? | 0:43:48 | 0:43:50 | |
It takes time for any long-term medication to find a balance | 0:43:53 | 0:43:58 | |
with your body. The pills will work. | 0:43:58 | 0:44:01 | |
This is it though, isn't it? It's not going to change. | 0:44:02 | 0:44:05 | |
I just have to get used to it. | 0:44:10 | 0:44:12 | |
Trust me, things will get better. | 0:44:12 | 0:44:14 | |
The worst thing you can do is take yourself off the medication now. | 0:44:14 | 0:44:18 | |
Have you spoken to Stella? | 0:44:20 | 0:44:22 | |
Nah. After everything else she's been going through, | 0:44:24 | 0:44:29 | |
she doesn't need this to worry about. | 0:44:29 | 0:44:32 | |
Bob, you're her husband. If it was me, I'd want to know. | 0:44:32 | 0:44:37 | |
Speak to her. | 0:44:39 | 0:44:41 | |
Please. | 0:44:43 | 0:44:44 | |
I was wondering, could you give this to Kelly-Marie for me? | 0:44:46 | 0:44:49 | |
Sorry, but I said to her I wasn't going to be able to make it tonight. | 0:44:49 | 0:44:52 | |
Could you not give it to her yourself? | 0:44:52 | 0:44:54 | |
Aye, I just wanted to find out how you'd got on today. | 0:44:56 | 0:45:00 | |
God, Stella, I'm sorry. | 0:45:03 | 0:45:06 | |
No, it's fine. They were dead good with us. | 0:45:06 | 0:45:08 | |
Right. And what about Bob? | 0:45:10 | 0:45:13 | |
Aye, he was great. | 0:45:14 | 0:45:16 | |
I just...sat there thinking about how I'd let him down. | 0:45:18 | 0:45:22 | |
Come on. He would never say that. | 0:45:22 | 0:45:25 | |
Course not. But I could tell. He could hardly look at me. | 0:45:25 | 0:45:30 | |
Stella, you're just going to need to give it time. | 0:45:30 | 0:45:32 | |
That's what everybody keeps saying, | 0:45:32 | 0:45:34 | |
but it doesn't make it any easier, does it? | 0:45:34 | 0:45:37 | |
As if they'd just sit there and wait for it to happen. | 0:45:37 | 0:45:40 | |
I'm just saying, you need to be grateful. | 0:45:42 | 0:45:44 | |
With Bob about, you know, | 0:45:46 | 0:45:48 | |
that'll get you through, no matter what happens. | 0:45:48 | 0:45:50 | |
There you go again, acting as if it's not going to happen. It is. | 0:45:50 | 0:45:53 | |
I'm just saying, even if it doesnae... | 0:45:53 | 0:45:56 | |
It's going to happen. | 0:45:56 | 0:45:58 | |
I don't care what anybody says. We're going to fight fae this. | 0:45:59 | 0:46:02 | |
I get it, Stella. | 0:46:02 | 0:46:03 | |
No, you don't. I know you're trying, but you don't. | 0:46:03 | 0:46:06 | |
The only ones that understaun' what this feels like are me and Bob. | 0:46:06 | 0:46:09 | |
That is because it means everything tae us. | 0:46:09 | 0:46:11 | |
So tell Jimmy and Scarlett I was asking for them. | 0:46:16 | 0:46:19 | |
I'll catch you later. | 0:46:19 | 0:46:20 | |
Aye, see you later, mate. | 0:46:20 | 0:46:22 | |
You all right? | 0:46:26 | 0:46:27 | |
Aye. I'm fine. | 0:46:27 | 0:46:29 | |
Gina, I'm worried about leaving wee Madonna on her own. | 0:46:41 | 0:46:44 | |
Ach, away, she's fine. | 0:46:44 | 0:46:46 | |
She's as happy as Larry watching telly in her room. | 0:46:46 | 0:46:48 | |
Let youse get on, then, eh? | 0:46:49 | 0:46:52 | |
Aye. | 0:46:52 | 0:46:54 | |
Jimmy... | 0:47:13 | 0:47:14 | |
Jimmy, I'm so sorry about everything. | 0:47:17 | 0:47:21 | |
I just wanted something nice to look forward to, you know. | 0:47:25 | 0:47:29 | |
That wasnae me being sick, or skint or figuring out | 0:47:30 | 0:47:36 | |
if we had enough money to put a turkey on the table. | 0:47:36 | 0:47:39 | |
-Scarlett... -This is the first Christmas in three year | 0:47:39 | 0:47:43 | |
when I've not been worried about whether it's going to be my last. | 0:47:43 | 0:47:47 | |
I was looking at myself and thinking... | 0:47:51 | 0:47:53 | |
"Look at the state of you. What you done with your life?" | 0:47:55 | 0:47:59 | |
I know it's stupid. | 0:48:01 | 0:48:03 | |
I just didn't want to be boring. | 0:48:08 | 0:48:11 | |
Sweetheart, the one thing that naebody could ever say about you | 0:48:12 | 0:48:14 | |
is that you're boring. | 0:48:14 | 0:48:16 | |
You've got Madonna. You've got the family. You've got me. | 0:48:21 | 0:48:24 | |
And you've got your house...albeit we dinnae stay there just now. | 0:48:28 | 0:48:32 | |
But...I don't think we're doing too badly, do you? | 0:48:35 | 0:48:39 | |
No. | 0:48:40 | 0:48:41 | |
So come on. | 0:48:42 | 0:48:45 | |
I tried my best. It's still a wee bit of a state. | 0:49:09 | 0:49:11 | |
It'll be fine. | 0:49:11 | 0:49:13 | |
These lights were working earlier on. | 0:49:20 | 0:49:23 | |
Surprise! | 0:49:25 | 0:49:26 | |
What the...? | 0:49:26 | 0:49:28 | |
Do you like it? | 0:49:28 | 0:49:29 | |
I... I don't know what to say. | 0:49:31 | 0:49:33 | |
How did you...? | 0:49:33 | 0:49:34 | |
Well, if I'd left it up to you two, nothing would have got done. | 0:49:34 | 0:49:37 | |
Everybody did a bit. | 0:49:37 | 0:49:39 | |
A bit? | 0:49:39 | 0:49:40 | |
-Welcome home. -Darlin'. | 0:49:40 | 0:49:42 | |
It's good to be back. | 0:49:46 | 0:49:48 | |
We've got enough food to feed an army. | 0:49:49 | 0:49:51 | |
You must be knackered with all that pageanting. | 0:49:51 | 0:49:53 | |
You all right? | 0:50:03 | 0:50:04 | |
Aye, I just... | 0:50:05 | 0:50:08 | |
No, not really. | 0:50:11 | 0:50:14 | |
Bob. Look at me. | 0:50:22 | 0:50:25 | |
We're gonnae be all right. We cannae let this get us down. | 0:50:31 | 0:50:35 | |
Stella... | 0:50:38 | 0:50:40 | |
Look, we've had a crap day. We're disappointed. | 0:50:40 | 0:50:43 | |
But sooner or later, we're gonnae get the news we're after. | 0:50:43 | 0:50:47 | |
Aye. | 0:50:51 | 0:50:52 | |
We will. | 0:50:52 | 0:50:54 | |
It'll happen. I promise. | 0:50:57 | 0:50:59 | |
I know. | 0:51:02 | 0:51:03 | |
Right, come on. | 0:51:05 | 0:51:06 | |
Stella. Look, I don't really feel up to this tonight. | 0:51:09 | 0:51:14 | |
I cannae face the rest of them. | 0:51:14 | 0:51:16 | |
All right, well, we'll just leave it. They're not going to miss us. | 0:51:18 | 0:51:22 | |
No. No, there's no point in that. | 0:51:22 | 0:51:26 | |
-You could be doing with a night out. -Aye, but... | 0:51:26 | 0:51:28 | |
Really. Just tell them that I needed to sort something with work. | 0:51:28 | 0:51:33 | |
Are you sure? | 0:51:33 | 0:51:34 | |
Aye, I'm sure. | 0:51:36 | 0:51:37 | |
OK. | 0:51:39 | 0:51:40 | |
MUSIC AND LIGHT CHATTER | 0:51:58 | 0:52:02 | |
All right? | 0:52:10 | 0:52:11 | |
I've not seen you all week. School been keeping you busy? | 0:52:11 | 0:52:14 | |
Something like that. | 0:52:14 | 0:52:16 | |
Did you get all that school web-thingy sorted out? | 0:52:16 | 0:52:19 | |
Bob. I don't want to think about school...or anything else. | 0:52:19 | 0:52:23 | |
Fair enough. | 0:52:23 | 0:52:24 | |
No Alice tonight? You havenae fallen out, have you? | 0:52:24 | 0:52:27 | |
We don't have to do everything together. | 0:52:27 | 0:52:29 | |
She's nice. I like her. | 0:52:29 | 0:52:32 | |
Yeah. | 0:52:32 | 0:52:33 | |
Listen, me and your mother were thinking, | 0:52:33 | 0:52:36 | |
why don't you invite her over for Christmas? | 0:52:36 | 0:52:38 | |
Well, it's better than her being on her own, isn't it? | 0:52:38 | 0:52:40 | |
Uh... Yeah, I'll see. | 0:52:40 | 0:52:43 | |
Right, well... Whatever you want, then. | 0:52:43 | 0:52:47 | |
Bob? | 0:52:48 | 0:52:49 | |
Thanks. | 0:52:50 | 0:52:51 | |
-All righty? -All right, darlin'. Hiya! | 0:52:53 | 0:52:57 | |
-You all right, Mammy? -What do you think? | 0:53:02 | 0:53:07 | |
I've been at Gina's for an hour waiting for you two. | 0:53:07 | 0:53:09 | |
And here you are throwing a party! | 0:53:09 | 0:53:11 | |
We didn't know about it either, did we? | 0:53:11 | 0:53:13 | |
Aye, right! Right, where's the glasses? | 0:53:13 | 0:53:17 | |
Might as well drink this. | 0:53:17 | 0:53:18 | |
You still trying to shift that? | 0:53:18 | 0:53:20 | |
It's lovely mixed with a wee bit of ginger. | 0:53:20 | 0:53:23 | |
Is that right? | 0:53:23 | 0:53:24 | |
-Aye, go on, try some, son. -All right. | 0:53:24 | 0:53:26 | |
Aye, well, it's an acquired taste! | 0:53:33 | 0:53:35 | |
Right, I'd like to raise a special toast | 0:53:35 | 0:53:38 | |
to a special Christmas mum. | 0:53:38 | 0:53:41 | |
-Shut it, you. -To Scarlett! | 0:53:41 | 0:53:43 | |
ALL: To Scarlett! | 0:53:43 | 0:53:44 | |
Right, come on. | 0:53:48 | 0:53:50 | |
Come on what? | 0:53:50 | 0:53:52 | |
You're not getting off that lightly. | 0:53:53 | 0:53:55 | |
If you're a proper star, we want to see you performing for us. | 0:53:55 | 0:53:59 | |
I'm no' singing in here! | 0:53:59 | 0:54:01 | |
Come on! Move your backside! | 0:54:01 | 0:54:04 | |
I am not singing! | 0:54:04 | 0:54:06 | |
ALL CHANT | 0:54:06 | 0:54:09 | |
Aye, all right, then. | 0:54:12 | 0:54:14 | |
CHEERING | 0:54:14 | 0:54:16 | |
Right, er... | 0:54:19 | 0:54:22 | |
# Have yourself a merry little Christmas | 0:54:22 | 0:54:27 | |
# Let your heart be light | 0:54:27 | 0:54:31 | |
# From now on our troubles will be out of sight | 0:54:31 | 0:54:36 | |
ALL: # Have yourself a merry little Christmas | 0:54:39 | 0:54:43 | |
# Make the Yuletide gay | 0:54:43 | 0:54:47 | |
# From now on our troubles will be far away... # | 0:54:47 | 0:54:55 | |
# Here we are as in olden days | 0:54:57 | 0:55:02 | |
# Happy golden days of yore | 0:55:02 | 0:55:09 | |
# Faithful friends who are dear to us | 0:55:11 | 0:55:16 | |
# Gather near to us once more | 0:55:16 | 0:55:22 | |
# Through the years we all will be together... # | 0:55:25 | 0:55:31 | |
-See you! -I'm so proud of you, I really am. | 0:55:33 | 0:55:38 | |
I mean it. | 0:55:39 | 0:55:40 | |
Merry Christmas, darlin'. | 0:55:41 | 0:55:43 | |
Merry Christmas. | 0:55:44 | 0:55:45 | |
# And have yourself a merry little Christmas now. # | 0:55:51 | 0:55:59 | |
Oh, my God. | 0:56:15 | 0:56:17 | |
There's pictures of me all over the internet now. | 0:56:17 | 0:56:19 | |
I really don't know how much more of this I can take. | 0:56:19 | 0:56:23 | |
Why are you going through my phone? | 0:56:23 | 0:56:25 | |
This internet stuff. It only began after I started seeing you. | 0:56:25 | 0:56:28 | |
You think I've got something to do with it? | 0:56:28 | 0:56:30 | |
I want to tell her the truth. | 0:56:30 | 0:56:32 | |
The truth. | 0:56:32 | 0:56:34 | |
I want to tell her about me. | 0:56:35 | 0:56:37 | |
Why've you been ignoring me? | 0:56:39 | 0:56:41 | |
Don't play games with me. | 0:56:41 | 0:56:43 | |
I don't like it when women do that to me, Christina. | 0:56:43 | 0:56:46 | |
How do you know my name? | 0:56:46 | 0:56:49 | |
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