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Maybe we need a plan, to get out of here. | 0:00:21 | 0:00:24 | |
I've got some ideas to make money, I'll just need to push them on a bit, that's all. | 0:00:24 | 0:00:27 | |
I was thinking of buying a motor, bring it here to get checked over. | 0:00:27 | 0:00:31 | |
Ho! | 0:00:31 | 0:00:33 | |
What do you think, mate? | 0:00:33 | 0:00:34 | |
The numbers on the chassis don't add up. | 0:00:34 | 0:00:37 | |
So... | 0:00:37 | 0:00:38 | |
The motor's probably nicked. | 0:00:38 | 0:00:41 | |
Kirsty, she told her dad the truth at last. | 0:00:41 | 0:00:43 | |
Murray. | 0:00:43 | 0:00:44 | |
Don't worry, Eileen, I quit. | 0:00:44 | 0:00:48 | |
You're leaving for good? I'm sorry to hear that. | 0:00:48 | 0:00:51 | |
Thanks for everything, Jimmy. | 0:00:51 | 0:00:53 | |
-Do you know what we should do? -Go on to coffee? | 0:00:53 | 0:00:55 | |
-Go into business together. -Aye, right. | 0:00:55 | 0:00:57 | |
I'm serious. I can pick up cheap cars and you can do them up. | 0:00:57 | 0:01:00 | |
I think this is going to be the start of a great partnership. | 0:01:00 | 0:01:03 | |
MUSIC POUNDS | 0:01:16 | 0:01:18 | |
What are you sitting yourself for? | 0:01:45 | 0:01:48 | |
-I'm not really in the mood, mate. -What's up? | 0:01:48 | 0:01:50 | |
-Nothing. -You're usually the life and soul. | 0:01:50 | 0:01:53 | |
Aye, well... | 0:01:53 | 0:01:55 | |
..not tonight. | 0:01:57 | 0:01:58 | |
We're supposed to be celebrating tonight! | 0:01:58 | 0:02:01 | |
You know what, you're right. | 0:02:01 | 0:02:03 | |
All right, mate? | 0:02:06 | 0:02:07 | |
Mate, I hope your patter's better than that with those two lassies. | 0:02:10 | 0:02:14 | |
What two lassies? | 0:02:14 | 0:02:15 | |
The ones from the club, they're through there. | 0:02:15 | 0:02:18 | |
You coming back through? | 0:02:18 | 0:02:19 | |
No, I think I might just head. | 0:02:21 | 0:02:22 | |
Do you know what? | 0:02:22 | 0:02:24 | |
Get this down you. | 0:02:28 | 0:02:30 | |
What is it? | 0:02:30 | 0:02:32 | |
Rocket fuel, that's all you need to know, mate. | 0:02:32 | 0:02:34 | |
Watch and learn, mate. | 0:02:52 | 0:02:54 | |
TV: 'We've got a special delivery! What's it going to be today? | 0:03:26 | 0:03:30 | |
'Meow! | 0:03:30 | 0:03:32 | |
# Special delivery service! | 0:03:32 | 0:03:36 | |
# What's it going to be today? # | 0:03:36 | 0:03:39 | |
Ohhhh... | 0:03:39 | 0:03:40 | |
'Meow! | 0:03:42 | 0:03:45 | |
'There you are! | 0:03:47 | 0:03:50 | |
-'So, where's this unusual...?' -'Shh! | 0:03:50 | 0:03:54 | |
'Follow me!' | 0:03:54 | 0:03:56 | |
What a state, eh? | 0:03:58 | 0:04:00 | |
Just leave him. | 0:04:00 | 0:04:02 | |
But I think he might be in a coma. | 0:04:03 | 0:04:05 | |
Ohhh! What's happening? | 0:04:14 | 0:04:17 | |
Glad you could join us. | 0:04:17 | 0:04:20 | |
What...? | 0:04:20 | 0:04:22 | |
Well, if I'm up and out for work so are you. | 0:04:22 | 0:04:23 | |
Aye, all right, don't need to soak me. | 0:04:23 | 0:04:26 | |
Hey, the place stinks of booze, what's wrong with your room? | 0:04:26 | 0:04:30 | |
So what are you up to today? | 0:04:35 | 0:04:38 | |
I dunno. | 0:04:38 | 0:04:39 | |
You should get out and about. | 0:04:39 | 0:04:41 | |
I can't stop thinking that people are talking about me. | 0:04:42 | 0:04:46 | |
Any chance of keeping the noise down? | 0:04:46 | 0:04:48 | |
Forget that, we need to get out there and face them. | 0:04:48 | 0:04:51 | |
I need to, you mean. | 0:04:51 | 0:04:53 | |
I'm dying, man. | 0:04:53 | 0:04:55 | |
Look we're a family, aren't we? So we face them together. | 0:04:56 | 0:05:00 | |
Oi, I need to go and lay off a crew of men - | 0:05:02 | 0:05:06 | |
people who actually want to work. | 0:05:06 | 0:05:08 | |
What are you doing today? | 0:05:08 | 0:05:10 | |
I'm helping Bob at the garage. | 0:05:10 | 0:05:11 | |
Here... | 0:05:11 | 0:05:15 | |
..I've got some dig money, he paid me last night. | 0:05:17 | 0:05:22 | |
At least it's something. | 0:05:33 | 0:05:35 | |
Have a nice day. | 0:05:35 | 0:05:37 | |
What? | 0:05:45 | 0:05:46 | |
Nothing. | 0:05:47 | 0:05:48 | |
Oh, good, it's awake. | 0:06:11 | 0:06:14 | |
Right, I'll give you this | 0:06:14 | 0:06:16 | |
if you promise not to sing Arctic Monkeys at the top of your voice. | 0:06:16 | 0:06:20 | |
-You woke me up last night. -Was I singing? | 0:06:20 | 0:06:23 | |
Aye, well, if you could call it that. | 0:06:23 | 0:06:25 | |
You might want to try and learn some words. | 0:06:25 | 0:06:27 | |
Sorry. So have I been here all night? | 0:06:27 | 0:06:31 | |
Are you kidding? | 0:06:31 | 0:06:33 | |
What?! | 0:06:33 | 0:06:35 | |
I was trying to get you into your bed, do you not remember? | 0:06:35 | 0:06:38 | |
Not really. | 0:06:38 | 0:06:39 | |
You opened up about your confused sexuality. | 0:06:39 | 0:06:42 | |
Eh?! | 0:06:42 | 0:06:44 | |
It was a relief you finally admitted it. | 0:06:44 | 0:06:46 | |
I mean, I knew all along. Most people do. | 0:06:46 | 0:06:48 | |
DOORBELL RINGS | 0:06:48 | 0:06:50 | |
I said I'd ask Robbie to take you to a club if it helped. | 0:06:50 | 0:06:54 | |
Don't give us it! | 0:06:57 | 0:06:59 | |
I could have had you all day with that, | 0:06:59 | 0:07:01 | |
Robbie would have totally went with it. | 0:07:01 | 0:07:03 | |
Recorded delivery parcel for you, Bubba. | 0:07:03 | 0:07:05 | |
Ya beauty! | 0:07:05 | 0:07:08 | |
Here, Ma, this is for you. | 0:07:08 | 0:07:14 | |
-What's this for? -Just a wee bit of rent in advance. | 0:07:14 | 0:07:17 | |
Thanks, Bubba. | 0:07:17 | 0:07:19 | |
What's in the box? | 0:07:19 | 0:07:20 | |
You will see, sis, you will see. | 0:07:22 | 0:07:24 | |
Turn that down a wee bit, eh? | 0:07:27 | 0:07:30 | |
You're looking smart. | 0:07:36 | 0:07:38 | |
Aye, well, I've got to go to that seminar today, | 0:07:38 | 0:07:40 | |
with the enterprise people, with my business plan. | 0:07:40 | 0:07:42 | |
Oh, right. A business plan for the Oyster? | 0:07:42 | 0:07:45 | |
It's a greasy spoon. | 0:07:45 | 0:07:46 | |
-Why are you being like this? -Like what? | 0:07:46 | 0:07:49 | |
You fell asleep last night when I was trying to tell you about it. | 0:07:49 | 0:07:52 | |
I was knackered, I'd been run off my feet. | 0:07:52 | 0:07:55 | |
Aye, well, I was really nervous about today. | 0:07:55 | 0:07:58 | |
I wanted you to support me. | 0:07:58 | 0:07:59 | |
You've got nothing to worry about. | 0:07:59 | 0:08:01 | |
You look like somebody out of Dragons' Den. | 0:08:01 | 0:08:05 | |
I'm kiddin' on! | 0:08:05 | 0:08:07 | |
Right, we'll get a wee carry out tonight | 0:08:07 | 0:08:09 | |
and watch a bit of the games, | 0:08:09 | 0:08:12 | |
-I think the wrestling on. -Oh, great(!) | 0:08:12 | 0:08:14 | |
I know. Right, I better get to The Ship. | 0:08:14 | 0:08:16 | |
-Wish me luck! -Good luck. -DOOR CLOSES | 0:08:16 | 0:08:20 | |
So...what do you think? | 0:08:32 | 0:08:36 | |
If you wore them in the Commonwealth Games, you'd be disqualified. | 0:08:36 | 0:08:40 | |
What you talking about? | 0:08:40 | 0:08:42 | |
They make you feel like you're walking on air. | 0:08:42 | 0:08:46 | |
I mean, how can anybody, not like these bad boys? | 0:08:48 | 0:08:52 | |
They're absolute belters. Right I'm away to get ready. | 0:08:54 | 0:08:59 | |
Check you, are you wearing they trainers for a bet?! | 0:09:24 | 0:09:27 | |
-Do you like them? -All you need's a shell suit | 0:09:27 | 0:09:30 | |
and it's like the last ten years never happened. | 0:09:30 | 0:09:33 | |
-Very good(!) -Cheery bye, cheeky! | 0:09:33 | 0:09:36 | |
All right, mate? | 0:09:45 | 0:09:46 | |
Mate, are you trying to make my hangover worse? | 0:09:46 | 0:09:48 | |
Do you like them? | 0:09:48 | 0:09:50 | |
They look like the inside of my stomach. | 0:09:50 | 0:09:52 | |
Score us a fiver, I'll get these in, I'm skint again. | 0:09:52 | 0:09:55 | |
Two coffees, pal. | 0:09:58 | 0:10:00 | |
Here, what happened with the two lassies last night? | 0:10:00 | 0:10:03 | |
-Do you not remember? -No. | 0:10:03 | 0:10:05 | |
-You pulled. -Really? Aye right! | 0:10:07 | 0:10:10 | |
She wanted to go back to yours but you wouldnae shut up. | 0:10:10 | 0:10:12 | |
You kept talking about how you still lived with your mum, | 0:10:12 | 0:10:15 | |
-how you got divorced from Stella. -Oh, you're joking. | 0:10:15 | 0:10:18 | |
"I could've been a great dad. | 0:10:18 | 0:10:20 | |
"I got jilted at the altar." | 0:10:20 | 0:10:22 | |
I had tears running down my face, cheered me up. | 0:10:22 | 0:10:24 | |
I wasn't the only one spilling my guts, | 0:10:24 | 0:10:27 | |
you kept talking to that other lassie about your maw, non-stop. | 0:10:27 | 0:10:30 | |
I must have done something right, she gave me her number. | 0:10:30 | 0:10:33 | |
Here, haud on. | 0:10:33 | 0:10:36 | |
Ya beauty! | 0:10:38 | 0:10:41 | |
WHISTLES | 0:10:41 | 0:10:43 | |
You going to make this month's repayments? | 0:10:45 | 0:10:48 | |
-I should be good for next week. -Are you sure about that? | 0:10:48 | 0:10:51 | |
Aye, Angus has been putting a lot of work my way. | 0:10:51 | 0:10:54 | |
Turning them away, so I am. | 0:10:54 | 0:10:57 | |
I don't know what your problem is? | 0:11:17 | 0:11:19 | |
He was a perv with a mid-life crisis, the world's full of them. | 0:11:19 | 0:11:23 | |
And it's my fault. Now he doesn't have a job. | 0:11:23 | 0:11:26 | |
He's a boring man with a boring life who just couldn't help himself. | 0:11:26 | 0:11:31 | |
I feel bad. | 0:11:34 | 0:11:36 | |
Don't, you're never going to have see him again anyway. | 0:11:36 | 0:11:40 | |
What do you mean? | 0:11:40 | 0:11:42 | |
He's gone. He's packed his bags and he's moved. | 0:11:42 | 0:11:44 | |
-How do you know that? -Will told me. | 0:11:46 | 0:11:49 | |
-You mean he's moved because of me? -Probably, yeah. | 0:11:50 | 0:11:53 | |
I've seen hundreds of guys like him. | 0:11:58 | 0:12:00 | |
Why was he even offering you drink in that room anyway? | 0:12:03 | 0:12:05 | |
-He was just talking to me. -Yeah, but he knows you're underage, | 0:12:05 | 0:12:08 | |
-and he still kept offering you drink? -He didn't do anything! | 0:12:08 | 0:12:13 | |
There was a guy just like Murray at my care home, | 0:12:13 | 0:12:16 | |
was all friendly, next thing you know, he was trying it on with me. | 0:12:16 | 0:12:21 | |
So what did you do? | 0:12:21 | 0:12:23 | |
I got up and went into the kitchen to make a cup of tea. | 0:12:25 | 0:12:28 | |
But he followed me, didn't he? | 0:12:28 | 0:12:31 | |
I was boiling the kettle and he was still trying to touch me. | 0:12:31 | 0:12:34 | |
So I turned round and I poured boiling water | 0:12:36 | 0:12:38 | |
all over that scumbag's legs, should have heard him scream. | 0:12:38 | 0:12:43 | |
They're all the same, don't trust anyone, ever. | 0:12:46 | 0:12:50 | |
Top work on that last car by the way. | 0:13:06 | 0:13:08 | |
Work? Chopping, you mean. | 0:13:08 | 0:13:10 | |
The guy would be happy to send more work our way. | 0:13:12 | 0:13:15 | |
No, I told you I don't want this to become a regular thing. | 0:13:15 | 0:13:18 | |
What else are you going to do? Bob, the garage is dead. | 0:13:18 | 0:13:21 | |
I don't know. | 0:13:21 | 0:13:23 | |
It was a good last night, wasn't it? | 0:13:26 | 0:13:28 | |
Had worse. | 0:13:28 | 0:13:29 | |
PHONE RINGS | 0:13:29 | 0:13:33 | |
Montego Motors. | 0:13:36 | 0:13:38 | |
No, this is Montego Motors. | 0:13:41 | 0:13:44 | |
No bother. All right. Bye. | 0:13:45 | 0:13:48 | |
Tell your man I'll maybe do one more motor. | 0:13:58 | 0:14:02 | |
Bob, I don't want to push you into anything | 0:14:03 | 0:14:06 | |
you're not comfortable with. | 0:14:06 | 0:14:08 | |
But if you're sure. | 0:14:08 | 0:14:10 | |
Right, I'll give him a call. | 0:14:12 | 0:14:14 | |
But you are going to say aye? | 0:14:19 | 0:14:21 | |
It's the Manley Park Hotel for goodness' sake! | 0:14:21 | 0:14:24 | |
What are you like? It's only a couple of days. | 0:14:24 | 0:14:27 | |
I know, but I've never left Cal a whole weekend before. | 0:14:27 | 0:14:30 | |
-Stop worrying, your ma's got him. -Then why do I feel so bad? | 0:14:30 | 0:14:33 | |
Because you're a mammy, you worry too much. | 0:14:33 | 0:14:36 | |
See the way he looked at me this morning, it was as if he knew. | 0:14:36 | 0:14:39 | |
Don't be ridiculous. | 0:14:39 | 0:14:41 | |
Do you remember the first time your ma left you when you were wee? | 0:14:41 | 0:14:44 | |
-Not really. -Neither will he. He'll be absolutely fine. | 0:14:44 | 0:14:47 | |
Robbie, I'm not being cheeky, but you've never had a kid that age. | 0:14:47 | 0:14:50 | |
But I used to be one. | 0:14:50 | 0:14:52 | |
My ma gret when I went to nursery, school and college. | 0:14:52 | 0:14:55 | |
It's normal. It'll be easier for next time. | 0:14:55 | 0:14:58 | |
-I hope so. -And before you know it, he'll be grown up | 0:14:58 | 0:15:00 | |
and away living his own life anyway. | 0:15:00 | 0:15:03 | |
-Eh, is that meant to be helping? -It's the truth. | 0:15:03 | 0:15:06 | |
Well, I've got nothing to wear to this place we're going. | 0:15:06 | 0:15:09 | |
So don't wear anything, don't think there'll be any complaints. | 0:15:09 | 0:15:12 | |
Robbie! | 0:15:12 | 0:15:13 | |
As Tammy once said, "Sometimes it's hard to be a woman!" | 0:15:13 | 0:15:17 | |
Come on. | 0:15:17 | 0:15:18 | |
Right, OK, mate. I'll be in touch. | 0:15:23 | 0:15:26 | |
Cheers. | 0:15:27 | 0:15:28 | |
-What did he say? -He's a big fan of your work. | 0:15:30 | 0:15:32 | |
Has he got one or no'? | 0:15:32 | 0:15:34 | |
No can do, mate. | 0:15:34 | 0:15:35 | |
Maybe it's for the best. | 0:15:38 | 0:15:40 | |
How do you work that out? | 0:15:40 | 0:15:41 | |
Lenny Murdoch's got a bit of money in the garage, he wouldnae be happy. | 0:15:42 | 0:15:47 | |
I thought you said you were related to him? | 0:15:47 | 0:15:49 | |
-Well, his grandson's my nephew. -Right, that's close. | 0:15:49 | 0:15:53 | |
Have you no' seen The Godfather? Michael kills his ain brother. | 0:15:53 | 0:15:57 | |
Well, I've got two points to make there. | 0:15:57 | 0:15:58 | |
One, it's a film, so the story isnae real, | 0:15:58 | 0:16:01 | |
and we're chopping up cars, not bodies. | 0:16:01 | 0:16:03 | |
-You just don't get it, do you? -Aye, I do. | 0:16:03 | 0:16:05 | |
There are people you don't cross. | 0:16:05 | 0:16:08 | |
Right, well, I need to be bring in some money to help my dad - | 0:16:10 | 0:16:12 | |
-even he's skint at the moment. -Well, my ma's hardly minted, is she? | 0:16:12 | 0:16:15 | |
Aye, well, at least you've got your sister and Jimmy bringing a wage in. | 0:16:15 | 0:16:18 | |
Suppose. | 0:16:18 | 0:16:19 | |
Seeing as you've got a bit of spare time on your hands... | 0:16:29 | 0:16:32 | |
What now? | 0:16:32 | 0:16:33 | |
Can you give me a lift to my mate's and back? | 0:16:33 | 0:16:35 | |
-Get the bus. -There's no' a bus stop near his bit. | 0:16:35 | 0:16:37 | |
Mate, I owe you one. | 0:16:42 | 0:16:43 | |
And promise me you won't talk whilst we're going there, eh? | 0:16:43 | 0:16:46 | |
So this is where you've been hiding. | 0:16:54 | 0:16:56 | |
Look, I'm sorry I never came back into work. | 0:16:56 | 0:16:58 | |
It's just...the thing was terrible, man. | 0:16:58 | 0:17:01 | |
I'm not annoyed at you for leaving the seminar, | 0:17:01 | 0:17:03 | |
I just want to get to the bottom of why it happened. | 0:17:03 | 0:17:06 | |
I didnae know what they were talking about. | 0:17:06 | 0:17:08 | |
Like what? | 0:17:08 | 0:17:09 | |
Well, it was pure gobbledegook, man. You'd need about five degrees | 0:17:11 | 0:17:14 | |
to actually understand what they're saying. | 0:17:14 | 0:17:16 | |
Right, well, give me an example. | 0:17:16 | 0:17:18 | |
Right, well, we need to... | 0:17:19 | 0:17:21 | |
.."prioritise the end-user experience". | 0:17:23 | 0:17:25 | |
That's something that happens in the Oyster every day. | 0:17:25 | 0:17:29 | |
Basically it means what a customer thinks of a product | 0:17:29 | 0:17:31 | |
or service after they've bought it. | 0:17:31 | 0:17:33 | |
Right, well, why didn't they just say that, then? | 0:17:34 | 0:17:37 | |
So if you ask a customer, if they've enjoyed their coffee, | 0:17:37 | 0:17:39 | |
you're "prioritising the end-user experience". | 0:17:39 | 0:17:43 | |
Right, well, we do that anyway. | 0:17:43 | 0:17:45 | |
Anybody can learn the terminology, | 0:17:47 | 0:17:48 | |
but understanding it and putting it into practice, that is | 0:17:48 | 0:17:51 | |
a completely different skill. | 0:17:51 | 0:17:53 | |
I think you do a lot of that already. | 0:17:53 | 0:17:55 | |
I'm sorry. I just... | 0:17:56 | 0:17:58 | |
Don't be. | 0:17:58 | 0:17:59 | |
Look... | 0:17:59 | 0:18:00 | |
..imagine you were drawing up a business plan. | 0:18:01 | 0:18:03 | |
Right, what would you put in it? | 0:18:03 | 0:18:05 | |
What changes would your propose for the cafe? | 0:18:05 | 0:18:07 | |
Well, I'd make more space, I'd rip out the booths and that. | 0:18:10 | 0:18:14 | |
Won't please the traditionalists. | 0:18:14 | 0:18:16 | |
Aye, but it'd make more room for paying customers. | 0:18:16 | 0:18:19 | |
We could extend anyway, we could build a conservatory out the back. | 0:18:19 | 0:18:23 | |
-Maximising space again? -Aye, well we need it. | 0:18:23 | 0:18:25 | |
Good. | 0:18:25 | 0:18:27 | |
Right, go away and write everything up, | 0:18:27 | 0:18:29 | |
then we can put some figures next to things. | 0:18:29 | 0:18:31 | |
Then we can catch up later in the pub, yeah? | 0:18:31 | 0:18:33 | |
All right, OK, great. | 0:18:33 | 0:18:35 | |
I owe you a drink. | 0:18:36 | 0:18:38 | |
-Excellent, right, I'll see you later. -I'll see you. | 0:18:38 | 0:18:40 | |
This is ridiculous! Can you no' remember where the house is? | 0:18:55 | 0:18:57 | |
Just keep driving. | 0:18:57 | 0:18:59 | |
I know it's here somewhere. | 0:18:59 | 0:19:01 | |
-You're lost. -I'm not. | 0:19:02 | 0:19:04 | |
Right, stop. | 0:19:06 | 0:19:07 | |
-What? -That's it. | 0:19:08 | 0:19:10 | |
This is it. I've remembered now. | 0:19:10 | 0:19:11 | |
Wait a minute? Who do you know that stays in there? | 0:19:17 | 0:19:20 | |
Just a mate. | 0:19:20 | 0:19:21 | |
-What is it you said you were picking up from him again? -Just some keys. | 0:19:22 | 0:19:26 | |
Right, I'll be out in a bit. | 0:19:31 | 0:19:33 | |
BURGLAR ALARM BLARES | 0:20:27 | 0:20:30 | |
-Wait a minute. What's going on? -What does it look like? | 0:20:40 | 0:20:43 | |
Are you off your head? You cannae do this! | 0:20:43 | 0:20:47 | |
ALARM CONTINUES TO BLARE | 0:20:47 | 0:20:49 | |
Angus, come on! | 0:20:53 | 0:20:54 | |
What, are you serious? | 0:20:57 | 0:20:59 | |
What you doing? | 0:20:59 | 0:21:00 | |
You stole a motor?! | 0:21:32 | 0:21:34 | |
Aye, I took the scenic route, a great wee drive. | 0:21:34 | 0:21:37 | |
I don't believe you. How could you do this? | 0:21:37 | 0:21:39 | |
What are we going to do with it? | 0:21:39 | 0:21:40 | |
An absolute cracker, eh? Get in... | 0:21:40 | 0:21:43 | |
..got heated seats and everything. | 0:21:44 | 0:21:46 | |
Come on, I'll show you all the toys. | 0:21:46 | 0:21:48 | |
There's, er, some interesting stuff under your seat. | 0:21:58 | 0:22:01 | |
Somebody's gonnae be quaking in their boots that that's gone astray. | 0:22:17 | 0:22:20 | |
-I want nothing to do with this! -Oh, will you calm down? | 0:22:23 | 0:22:25 | |
Calm down? I'm gonnae phone the police. | 0:22:25 | 0:22:27 | |
-What're you playing at? -You cannae stop me. | 0:22:27 | 0:22:29 | |
-Give me that. -What are you going to say? | 0:22:29 | 0:22:32 | |
Look, I don't want any part in this. | 0:22:33 | 0:22:36 | |
I'm gonnae tell them that you stole the motor and it's at my garage. | 0:22:36 | 0:22:39 | |
Erm, I'm probably being picky here, | 0:22:39 | 0:22:41 | |
but have you not chopped a couple of cars recently? | 0:22:41 | 0:22:43 | |
-That was different. -How was it different? | 0:22:43 | 0:22:46 | |
Bob, I'm no' saying this is right, OK? | 0:22:47 | 0:22:49 | |
I'm just saying how I think the police will add it up. | 0:22:49 | 0:22:52 | |
How did I get into this? I thought you were supposed to be a mate. | 0:22:53 | 0:22:56 | |
They'd know you drove me to the car. | 0:22:56 | 0:22:58 | |
I didn't know what you were gonnae do. | 0:22:58 | 0:23:00 | |
You waited outside, while I broke into the house. | 0:23:00 | 0:23:02 | |
You saw me with the key, you didnae try to stop me. | 0:23:02 | 0:23:04 | |
Course I tried. What else was I supposed to do? | 0:23:04 | 0:23:06 | |
Och! | 0:23:09 | 0:23:10 | |
Look... | 0:23:14 | 0:23:16 | |
Bob, it's just the way the stars have aligned themselves, | 0:23:19 | 0:23:22 | |
don't fight it, man. | 0:23:22 | 0:23:23 | |
Who are you, Mystic Meg? | 0:23:23 | 0:23:25 | |
Would you risk everything and put your life in the hands of a jury? | 0:23:25 | 0:23:28 | |
Some of them have probably had their precious wee clapped-up Fiesta | 0:23:28 | 0:23:32 | |
stolen at some point | 0:23:32 | 0:23:33 | |
and have a completely irrational hatred of car thieves. | 0:23:33 | 0:23:35 | |
And, here, I picked these up from a contact on the way home. | 0:23:35 | 0:23:39 | |
We're in this now! | 0:23:41 | 0:23:42 | |
I cannae believe this. | 0:23:44 | 0:23:46 | |
Hey, you've got work to do, this is much easier, we're no' chopping | 0:23:46 | 0:23:50 | |
the car, we're simply moving it on once you've worked your magic. | 0:23:50 | 0:23:54 | |
I'm the one taking all the risk. | 0:23:56 | 0:23:58 | |
I'll drive the car to the buyer, I'll pick up the cash. | 0:23:58 | 0:24:01 | |
All you need to do is get it looking brand new | 0:24:01 | 0:24:03 | |
and ready to export to Russia. | 0:24:03 | 0:24:04 | |
How much? | 0:24:09 | 0:24:10 | |
20 grand, 10 each. | 0:24:10 | 0:24:12 | |
The car'll be out of the country before we know it. | 0:24:12 | 0:24:15 | |
They can never trace it back to us. | 0:24:15 | 0:24:17 | |
Now, are you in or are you out? | 0:24:18 | 0:24:20 | |
Cheers. | 0:24:37 | 0:24:38 | |
-Hiya. -All right, doll? | 0:24:38 | 0:24:40 | |
Thought you'd be back sooner. | 0:24:40 | 0:24:43 | |
Aye, Alex was round at the flat. | 0:24:43 | 0:24:45 | |
By the way, I've started my business plan. | 0:24:45 | 0:24:47 | |
Oh, aye? | 0:24:47 | 0:24:49 | |
Going to gie us a large white wine and an orange juice, please? | 0:24:49 | 0:24:52 | |
-Who's the wine for? -Alex. I said I'd buy him a drink. | 0:24:55 | 0:24:59 | |
He's been dead supportive. | 0:24:59 | 0:25:01 | |
Just be careful. | 0:25:01 | 0:25:03 | |
Don't get yourself all worked up about it all. | 0:25:04 | 0:25:06 | |
Oh, Stevie, don't ruin it. | 0:25:06 | 0:25:08 | |
I'm going to heavy go for it next time. | 0:25:08 | 0:25:11 | |
You're no' going back, are you? | 0:25:12 | 0:25:14 | |
Aye, I'll need to read up on hunners of stuff but first. | 0:25:14 | 0:25:17 | |
Whatever makes you happy. | 0:25:17 | 0:25:19 | |
Let me buy these. Get one for yourself. Stevie, eh? | 0:25:20 | 0:25:23 | |
-I'm all right, mate. -No, go on, I insist. | 0:25:23 | 0:25:26 | |
I'm all right, mate. | 0:25:26 | 0:25:28 | |
Keep the change, then. Make sure that bottle's nicely chilled, eh? | 0:25:28 | 0:25:31 | |
Right, here, so see the way that I've done that, | 0:25:31 | 0:25:34 | |
-put it in that format, is that all right? -Yeah, that's fine. | 0:25:34 | 0:25:36 | |
-Are you sure? -Aye. -Does it... -You've been busy, eh? | 0:25:36 | 0:25:40 | |
Need to be careful, cos the polis will be looking for this already. | 0:25:43 | 0:25:46 | |
Were you born worrying? Just lie back and think of the money. | 0:25:46 | 0:25:49 | |
-Leave this to me. -And if you get caught? | 0:25:49 | 0:25:52 | |
I'll just say it was your fault. | 0:25:52 | 0:25:54 | |
I found some CDs in the glove compartment. | 0:25:55 | 0:25:57 | |
I think his taste in motors is better than his taste in music. | 0:25:57 | 0:26:00 | |
# Ave Maria... # | 0:26:15 | 0:26:20 | |
So you've filled out the all relevant information about the car? | 0:26:20 | 0:26:23 | |
I have. | 0:26:23 | 0:26:24 | |
Look, it can only have been a couple of hours since it's gone. | 0:26:24 | 0:26:28 | |
I understand. | 0:26:28 | 0:26:29 | |
So it should be easy enough to spot. | 0:26:29 | 0:26:32 | |
-We'll do everything we can. -Er, is that it? | 0:26:32 | 0:26:34 | |
Were you expecting something else? | 0:26:36 | 0:26:37 | |
Well, it was a present from my brother, | 0:26:39 | 0:26:41 | |
so it does mean... Well, it means a lot to me. | 0:26:41 | 0:26:43 | |
I'm sorry. | 0:26:43 | 0:26:45 | |
And it's a very special model. | 0:26:45 | 0:26:46 | |
-Can I be honest? -Please do. | 0:26:48 | 0:26:50 | |
The fact that it's special is part the problem. | 0:26:50 | 0:26:53 | |
There's been a spate of high-end vehicle thefts, stolen to order, | 0:26:53 | 0:26:56 | |
selling abroad. | 0:26:56 | 0:26:58 | |
All right, I see. | 0:26:58 | 0:27:00 | |
We'll do everything we can to find the vehicle obviously, | 0:27:00 | 0:27:03 | |
all I'm saying is that if we do find it, | 0:27:03 | 0:27:04 | |
-we'll have to hold onto it for a while. -OK. | 0:27:04 | 0:27:09 | |
-Well, thanks for being so honest. -No problem. | 0:27:10 | 0:27:13 | |
I heard you got a promotion, Mickey. | 0:27:23 | 0:27:25 | |
You heard right. Cheers. | 0:27:25 | 0:27:28 | |
Normally a man in your situation gets his car nicked, | 0:27:34 | 0:27:37 | |
they go to the polis. | 0:27:37 | 0:27:39 | |
Already been. | 0:27:41 | 0:27:42 | |
And? | 0:27:45 | 0:27:47 | |
Worse than useless, they've already given up. | 0:27:47 | 0:27:49 | |
So now you've come to me? | 0:27:51 | 0:27:52 | |
No need to say it with so much glee. | 0:27:54 | 0:27:56 | |
A sort of last resort. | 0:27:56 | 0:27:57 | |
Can you help us or not? | 0:27:59 | 0:28:00 | |
Come on, don't be like that, I'm surprised, that's all. | 0:28:00 | 0:28:04 | |
Man in your line of work owning a car like that. | 0:28:04 | 0:28:07 | |
We've all got our weaknesses. | 0:28:08 | 0:28:10 | |
I'm not exactly into wine, women or song. I like fast cars. | 0:28:10 | 0:28:15 | |
All right, I'll see what I can do, but I'm a busy man. | 0:28:15 | 0:28:19 | |
I'll be very grateful. | 0:28:20 | 0:28:22 | |
How grateful? | 0:28:23 | 0:28:24 | |
Is this what the world's coming to now, | 0:28:27 | 0:28:29 | |
got to be paid to do our good deeds? | 0:28:29 | 0:28:32 | |
C'mon, it's just a simple question. | 0:28:32 | 0:28:34 | |
I'm on the committee of the St Anthony's Group, | 0:28:39 | 0:28:42 | |
there's a lot of important men on it, | 0:28:42 | 0:28:45 | |
do a lot of good work for charity but... | 0:28:45 | 0:28:48 | |
..you know, they help each other out too. | 0:28:49 | 0:28:51 | |
I might be able to get you an introduction. | 0:28:54 | 0:28:56 | |
An introduction? | 0:28:58 | 0:29:00 | |
Well, maybe a recommendation. | 0:29:03 | 0:29:05 | |
It depends. | 0:29:05 | 0:29:07 | |
On what? | 0:29:07 | 0:29:08 | |
The safe return of my car. | 0:29:09 | 0:29:10 | |
I've been doing a wee bit of my own detective work. | 0:29:14 | 0:29:18 | |
Found these in the driveway. | 0:29:18 | 0:29:19 | |
Oooh! That narrows it down. | 0:29:22 | 0:29:24 | |
All right. I know some people, OK? I'll get on to them. | 0:29:28 | 0:29:32 | |
Here, write down the registration number. | 0:29:33 | 0:29:36 | |
You know, it's not just the car I'm concerned about. | 0:29:40 | 0:29:43 | |
There's a couple of other things. | 0:29:43 | 0:29:45 | |
My favourite CD collection's in it. | 0:29:47 | 0:29:49 | |
I'd hate for anything to happen to that. | 0:29:50 | 0:29:52 | |
Yeah, well, we better hope they havenae scratched them, then. | 0:29:52 | 0:29:55 | |
Yeah, well, for their sake, they better not have. | 0:29:55 | 0:29:57 | |
I'm no' going anywhere until I've got the rest of the money. | 0:30:19 | 0:30:21 | |
Get lost, ya wee bawbag! | 0:30:21 | 0:30:23 | |
It's no' fair - a deal's a deal. | 0:30:23 | 0:30:25 | |
Do you know what? | 0:30:25 | 0:30:27 | |
I'll no' be bringing anything this way in future. | 0:30:27 | 0:30:29 | |
Aye, well, the business'll hardly collapse, will it? | 0:30:29 | 0:30:32 | |
Now get...before I change my mind! | 0:30:33 | 0:30:36 | |
All right, big man. | 0:30:37 | 0:30:38 | |
Aye, run. | 0:30:40 | 0:30:41 | |
POUNDING ON DOOR | 0:30:50 | 0:30:53 | |
-Who is it? -Who do you think it is? Will you open the door? | 0:30:54 | 0:30:58 | |
-Are you just yourself? -Aye. | 0:31:02 | 0:31:04 | |
Everything all right? | 0:31:13 | 0:31:14 | |
No, no, it isnae. | 0:31:15 | 0:31:17 | |
What happened? | 0:31:17 | 0:31:19 | |
-Big Rab shafted us. -What? | 0:31:19 | 0:31:21 | |
He wouldnae give me the full 20 grand. | 0:31:21 | 0:31:23 | |
So... | 0:31:24 | 0:31:26 | |
He would only give me 15. | 0:31:26 | 0:31:27 | |
That's the oldest trick in the book. You could be keeping the other five. | 0:31:29 | 0:31:33 | |
What, you really think I'd do that? | 0:31:33 | 0:31:35 | |
That's not very nice. | 0:31:36 | 0:31:37 | |
Bloody swine that he is! | 0:31:40 | 0:31:42 | |
Does that mean we get seven and a half each? | 0:31:45 | 0:31:47 | |
I'm never doing business with that guy again. | 0:31:47 | 0:31:50 | |
Right. | 0:31:50 | 0:31:51 | |
Look, mate, I'm sorry I said that about the other five. | 0:31:55 | 0:31:58 | |
Don't worry about it, I'd probably have done the same. | 0:32:00 | 0:32:02 | |
Look, I'm sorry too. | 0:32:07 | 0:32:08 | |
What for? | 0:32:08 | 0:32:10 | |
For letting him shaft us. | 0:32:10 | 0:32:11 | |
I suppose we're in nae position to take the moral high ground, are we? | 0:32:13 | 0:32:16 | |
No. | 0:32:18 | 0:32:20 | |
Lenny... | 0:32:23 | 0:32:25 | |
Lenny, here... | 0:32:26 | 0:32:28 | |
There's two payments there. | 0:32:29 | 0:32:31 | |
-Things must be picking up for you right enough, eh? -Aye. | 0:32:36 | 0:32:38 | |
What's your pal's name again? | 0:32:38 | 0:32:40 | |
-Angus? -Angus. | 0:32:41 | 0:32:43 | |
Angus must know a lot of people that need their cars fixed, eh? | 0:32:44 | 0:32:47 | |
Aye, he's a good guy to know. | 0:32:47 | 0:32:50 | |
Right, well, I'd better head. See you later. | 0:32:53 | 0:32:56 | |
-Hiya. -Hi. | 0:33:18 | 0:33:20 | |
Glad you could join us. | 0:33:20 | 0:33:22 | |
Have you ever known me to turn down a drink? | 0:33:22 | 0:33:25 | |
-Stella, how did you get on? -Aye, fine. | 0:33:25 | 0:33:27 | |
-It was better than fine. -Cheers for backing me up. | 0:33:27 | 0:33:30 | |
Right, I'll leave youse in peace, I'll see you later. | 0:33:30 | 0:33:32 | |
-All right. -Right, bye. -Bye. | 0:33:32 | 0:33:35 | |
-So, I've been thinking about your invite. -And? | 0:33:36 | 0:33:39 | |
It'll cost a fortune. | 0:33:39 | 0:33:41 | |
I'm no' paying for it, I won it in a charity raffle last year, | 0:33:41 | 0:33:44 | |
and if I don't use it soon, it'll run out. | 0:33:44 | 0:33:47 | |
Right, you're on. | 0:33:47 | 0:33:49 | |
What, you're up for it? | 0:33:49 | 0:33:51 | |
If I'm still invited. | 0:33:51 | 0:33:53 | |
Well, I wish you'd told me last night. | 0:33:53 | 0:33:55 | |
-I've given it away to my wee cousin and her boyfriend. -What? | 0:33:55 | 0:33:58 | |
I'm supposed to be working in London anyway. | 0:33:58 | 0:34:01 | |
Ach, well, don't worry about it, these things happen. | 0:34:01 | 0:34:04 | |
Oh, very good, aye(!) | 0:34:07 | 0:34:09 | |
As if I believed you anyway. | 0:34:09 | 0:34:11 | |
Wild horses couldn't keep me away. | 0:34:11 | 0:34:13 | |
Can I have another red wine, please? | 0:34:13 | 0:34:14 | |
Oh! | 0:34:19 | 0:34:20 | |
You forget something, Father? | 0:34:22 | 0:34:23 | |
Monsignor now. | 0:34:23 | 0:34:25 | |
-Any joy? -Well, I've been trying the usual suspects, | 0:34:26 | 0:34:29 | |
but nobody's biting. | 0:34:29 | 0:34:31 | |
The one left - | 0:34:31 | 0:34:32 | |
-I'm going to pop along and see him the now. -Good. | 0:34:32 | 0:34:35 | |
There is something else. | 0:34:39 | 0:34:40 | |
I'm listening. | 0:34:42 | 0:34:43 | |
I left something in the car, it's... it's more of a personal nature. | 0:34:43 | 0:34:47 | |
I see. | 0:34:48 | 0:34:49 | |
I really can't have it coming to public attention, you know, | 0:34:49 | 0:34:52 | |
-man of my position. -Yeah. | 0:34:52 | 0:34:53 | |
So...I was hoping I'd have your discretion. | 0:34:55 | 0:34:58 | |
Yeah, you've got it. | 0:35:00 | 0:35:01 | |
-Maybe you'd like an explanation? -No, no, it's all right. | 0:35:03 | 0:35:06 | |
-I'm no' very good with confessions. -Aye. | 0:35:06 | 0:35:09 | |
I'll be in touch...Monsignor. | 0:35:09 | 0:35:11 | |
-Oh, you got a problem there? -Just looking. | 0:35:33 | 0:35:37 | |
Lenny Murdoch - it's been a while, eh? | 0:35:37 | 0:35:39 | |
-I'm interested in this one. -Aye, it's no' for sale. | 0:35:40 | 0:35:43 | |
C'mon, Rab. Everything's for sale. | 0:35:43 | 0:35:45 | |
I've sold it, it's getting picked up tomorrow night. | 0:35:45 | 0:35:48 | |
I could really be doing with one like that, | 0:35:49 | 0:35:51 | |
any more where it came fae? | 0:35:51 | 0:35:53 | |
I only sell to the foreign market. | 0:35:53 | 0:35:55 | |
Give me the name of your supplier? | 0:35:55 | 0:35:57 | |
You know me better than that. | 0:35:57 | 0:36:00 | |
Fair enough. | 0:36:01 | 0:36:02 | |
If you change your mind, though, you let me know, eh? | 0:36:02 | 0:36:05 | |
I don't think so. | 0:36:09 | 0:36:10 | |
MUSIC PLAYS: "Tequila" by The Champs | 0:36:12 | 0:36:14 | |
-There you go, troops. -Cheers, mate. | 0:36:15 | 0:36:18 | |
Cheers, my man. Here, keep the change. | 0:36:20 | 0:36:23 | |
Why's everybody throwing it about today? | 0:36:23 | 0:36:25 | |
Right, get it down you. | 0:36:29 | 0:36:30 | |
That's more like it, man. | 0:36:40 | 0:36:42 | |
How many of them did we do down at the club last night? | 0:36:42 | 0:36:44 | |
Lost count. | 0:36:44 | 0:36:46 | |
Let's go. See you later! | 0:36:46 | 0:36:48 | |
THEY CHUCKLE | 0:36:54 | 0:36:56 | |
-MUSIC SWITCHES -This is total garbage. | 0:37:18 | 0:37:21 | |
-How can anybody listen to this? -I don't know. | 0:37:21 | 0:37:24 | |
IMITATES GREGORIAN CHANT | 0:37:24 | 0:37:27 | |
Subo, eat your heart out. | 0:37:29 | 0:37:31 | |
Nah, I'm more of a Beethoven man mysel'. | 0:37:31 | 0:37:34 | |
KNOCK AT DOOR | 0:37:34 | 0:37:35 | |
Ssh! | 0:37:35 | 0:37:36 | |
Did anybody see us come in? | 0:37:38 | 0:37:40 | |
I think one of you boys dropped something? | 0:37:46 | 0:37:48 | |
A wee souvenir from your night out clubbing? | 0:37:48 | 0:37:52 | |
Hmm? | 0:37:52 | 0:37:54 | |
Well, I hope "Alison" was worth it. | 0:37:55 | 0:37:57 | |
Tell me, have you ever heard the phrase, | 0:37:58 | 0:38:00 | |
"Don't shit on your own doorstep"? | 0:38:00 | 0:38:02 | |
Look... | 0:38:02 | 0:38:03 | |
Mr Murdoch, I think you've picked us up wrong. | 0:38:03 | 0:38:06 | |
Bob, tell your pal not to insult my intelligence. | 0:38:07 | 0:38:10 | |
Shut up, Angus. | 0:38:10 | 0:38:11 | |
-You know how bad this makes me look? -Nobody needs to find out. | 0:38:11 | 0:38:14 | |
Shut up, Angus! | 0:38:14 | 0:38:15 | |
I knew youse was up to something dodgy, but stealing to order? | 0:38:15 | 0:38:18 | |
Not exactly a Brain of Britain moment, was it? | 0:38:18 | 0:38:20 | |
Honestly, I don't know who's feeding you this, but it's a lot of rubbish. | 0:38:20 | 0:38:23 | |
See, if you don't shut up, son, I'm going | 0:38:23 | 0:38:26 | |
to use this to rip your tongue out | 0:38:26 | 0:38:27 | |
and force-feed it to him, you get me? | 0:38:27 | 0:38:30 | |
Now, this car belongs to a friend of mine. | 0:38:33 | 0:38:36 | |
Look, we can explain... | 0:38:38 | 0:38:40 | |
Angus, gonnae shut up. | 0:38:40 | 0:38:41 | |
So...what do you want from us? | 0:38:43 | 0:38:45 | |
This friend of mine, he's a very important man, | 0:38:45 | 0:38:49 | |
I don't want to be letting him down. | 0:38:49 | 0:38:51 | |
How can we fix this? | 0:38:51 | 0:38:53 | |
You bring that car back here 6pm tomorrow, as good as it was. | 0:38:53 | 0:38:57 | |
No chance, the guy that bought it's a headcase... | 0:38:57 | 0:39:00 | |
Who, Big Rab? | 0:39:00 | 0:39:01 | |
D'you know him? | 0:39:02 | 0:39:03 | |
Oh, I know him. He'll be wanting his money back and a couple of grand | 0:39:03 | 0:39:06 | |
for the bother. | 0:39:06 | 0:39:08 | |
-We've not got two grand. -You'd better find it, then. | 0:39:08 | 0:39:11 | |
And just for future reference, "Ant", | 0:39:13 | 0:39:16 | |
I think you should let "Dec" here do the talking. | 0:39:16 | 0:39:18 | |
SPANNER CLATTERS | 0:39:21 | 0:39:24 | |
Let me explain something to you - | 0:39:29 | 0:39:31 | |
we are in big trouble. | 0:39:31 | 0:39:34 | |
The kind even YOU won't be able to talk your way out of. | 0:39:34 | 0:39:37 | |
How are we gonnae get the car back? | 0:39:37 | 0:39:38 | |
We arenae, YOU are. | 0:39:38 | 0:39:40 | |
It could be worse. | 0:39:44 | 0:39:45 | |
How? | 0:39:48 | 0:39:50 | |
I'm getting blitzed. | 0:39:54 | 0:39:56 | |
Me too. | 0:39:57 | 0:39:58 | |
# MUSIC: "Clint Eastwood" by Gorillaz | 0:40:02 | 0:40:06 | |
# Oh hoo hoo hoo hoo | 0:40:12 | 0:40:14 | |
# I ain't happy, I'm feeling glad | 0:40:15 | 0:40:17 | |
# I got sunshine in a bag | 0:40:17 | 0:40:21 | |
# I'm useless, but not for long | 0:40:21 | 0:40:24 | |
# The future is coming on | 0:40:24 | 0:40:26 | |
# I ain't happy, I'm feeling glad | 0:40:26 | 0:40:29 | |
# I got sunshine in a bag | 0:40:29 | 0:40:32 | |
# I'm useless, but not for long | 0:40:32 | 0:40:35 | |
# The future is coming on | 0:40:35 | 0:40:38 | |
# It's coming on It's coming on | 0:40:38 | 0:40:41 | |
# It's coming on, it's coming on | 0:40:41 | 0:40:43 | |
# Finally someone let me out of my cage | 0:40:43 | 0:40:47 | |
# Now, time for me is nothing cos I'm counting no age | 0:40:47 | 0:40:49 | |
# Now, I couldn't be there Now, you shouldn't be scared | 0:40:49 | 0:40:52 | |
# I'm good at repairs And I'm under each snare | 0:40:52 | 0:40:55 | |
# Intangible - bet you didn't think so I command you to | 0:40:55 | 0:40:58 | |
# Panoramic view Look, I'll make it all manageable | 0:40:58 | 0:41:01 | |
# Pick and choose, sit and lose, all you... # | 0:41:01 | 0:41:04 | |
MUSIC OFF | 0:41:04 | 0:41:05 | |
HE SIGHS | 0:41:05 | 0:41:08 | |
All right, Ma? | 0:41:18 | 0:41:19 | |
First thing, you need to calm your jets with that drinking. | 0:41:20 | 0:41:24 | |
I'll never drink again. | 0:41:27 | 0:41:29 | |
Second thing, that money you gave me yesterday, | 0:41:29 | 0:41:32 | |
where did it come from? | 0:41:32 | 0:41:34 | |
I'm no' complaining, it's just been bothering me. | 0:41:34 | 0:41:37 | |
Ma, look... | 0:41:38 | 0:41:40 | |
..about that money, I was wondering if... | 0:41:41 | 0:41:43 | |
I just need to know where it's come from. | 0:41:43 | 0:41:45 | |
It's all the jobs I've done recently that paid cash-in-hand - | 0:41:47 | 0:41:51 | |
the stuff that I kept from the taxman. | 0:41:51 | 0:41:53 | |
We've been skint for ages. | 0:41:55 | 0:41:57 | |
Why did you not dip into it before now? | 0:41:57 | 0:42:00 | |
I didn't know if I was goin' to get to keep it. | 0:42:00 | 0:42:03 | |
I thought the taxman would be after me. | 0:42:03 | 0:42:05 | |
Oh, Bubba, you're a wee gem. | 0:42:07 | 0:42:09 | |
That'll go a long way to help me sleep at night, I tell you that. | 0:42:12 | 0:42:15 | |
Good. Nice one. Glad I was able to help, Ma. | 0:42:17 | 0:42:20 | |
Wonders will never cease, what are you doing up? | 0:43:13 | 0:43:16 | |
I didn't want to get water-boarded again. | 0:43:16 | 0:43:18 | |
Dry your eyes, it was a wee joke. | 0:43:18 | 0:43:20 | |
Your Granda' used to do it all the time - never done me any harm. | 0:43:20 | 0:43:23 | |
Right, you two, I'll see youse later. I need to go. | 0:43:23 | 0:43:26 | |
-All right, mate - is Angus in? -Aye, in you go. | 0:43:27 | 0:43:30 | |
Angus, can I talk to you? | 0:43:31 | 0:43:34 | |
Er... Not just now, no. | 0:43:34 | 0:43:38 | |
-It's about Murray. -Later. | 0:43:38 | 0:43:40 | |
I've got some stuff I need to sort out. | 0:43:40 | 0:43:42 | |
What are you doin'? | 0:43:47 | 0:43:49 | |
I've just been to the garage and I can't get in. | 0:43:49 | 0:43:51 | |
I had to come back here and get freshened up. | 0:43:51 | 0:43:54 | |
While I'm locked out of my own garage. What d'you do that for? | 0:43:54 | 0:43:56 | |
Mate, I'm sorry. Seemed like a good idea at the time. | 0:43:56 | 0:44:00 | |
Well, I've got drunk, I've slept on it and I'm still none the wiser. | 0:44:01 | 0:44:04 | |
What are we gonnae we do? | 0:44:07 | 0:44:09 | |
We could offer to buy it back. | 0:44:12 | 0:44:14 | |
We could get our legs broken here... | 0:44:19 | 0:44:21 | |
or worse. | 0:44:21 | 0:44:23 | |
I'll volunteer to do yours. | 0:44:23 | 0:44:25 | |
How're we goin' to sort this out? | 0:44:35 | 0:44:36 | |
C'mon. | 0:44:42 | 0:44:43 | |
I've got a Volvo V50 with only 30,000 miles on the clock. | 0:44:46 | 0:44:50 | |
What?! | 0:44:51 | 0:44:53 | |
Are you nuts? | 0:44:53 | 0:44:54 | |
I'd be giving it away at that price. | 0:44:54 | 0:44:56 | |
I've got another one here, aye. | 0:44:58 | 0:45:00 | |
-That's it. -Are you sure? | 0:45:03 | 0:45:05 | |
Aye! I helped put it there. | 0:45:05 | 0:45:09 | |
So what now? | 0:45:09 | 0:45:11 | |
Why don't I just go in and talk to him? | 0:45:11 | 0:45:13 | |
Nah... I don't think the big man's much of a listener. | 0:45:13 | 0:45:16 | |
All right then, let's go. | 0:45:16 | 0:45:18 | |
Look, I'm against stealing, | 0:45:18 | 0:45:20 | |
but I don't think you've got much of an option here. | 0:45:20 | 0:45:23 | |
Me? It's you that's gonnae steal it. | 0:45:23 | 0:45:26 | |
-Me?! -Aye - he's already seen me. It's gonnae have to be you. | 0:45:26 | 0:45:29 | |
-I don't know if I can do that! -Bob, it's now or never. | 0:45:29 | 0:45:32 | |
That car will be on its way to Russia by tonight. | 0:45:32 | 0:45:34 | |
Aye - and if the motor goes to Russia, we're dead. | 0:45:34 | 0:45:36 | |
Aye, so just be careful | 0:45:36 | 0:45:37 | |
because the big man'll go crazy if he catches you. | 0:45:37 | 0:45:40 | |
Any more helpful hints? | 0:45:40 | 0:45:42 | |
Listen, hen, | 0:45:54 | 0:45:56 | |
I don't care what your day's been like, you should have had | 0:45:56 | 0:45:58 | |
a driver out here to pick up that refurbished Fiat an hour ago. | 0:45:58 | 0:46:03 | |
Do you think I'm running a charity here? | 0:46:03 | 0:46:05 | |
HE WHISTLES | 0:46:05 | 0:46:09 | |
CAR ALARM WAILS | 0:46:13 | 0:46:16 | |
I'll call you back. | 0:46:16 | 0:46:18 | |
Who the hell are YOU? | 0:46:59 | 0:47:01 | |
I've been sent over to pick up the refurbished Fiat. | 0:47:01 | 0:47:05 | |
You're late. | 0:47:05 | 0:47:07 | |
Do you want me to pick it up or not? | 0:47:07 | 0:47:09 | |
Sign there and there. | 0:47:11 | 0:47:13 | |
Ho? | 0:47:23 | 0:47:24 | |
What? | 0:47:24 | 0:47:26 | |
The keys to the Fiat? | 0:47:27 | 0:47:29 | |
-Mate, there's hunners of different keys. -What? | 0:47:44 | 0:47:46 | |
Just try them all. | 0:47:46 | 0:47:48 | |
Come on! | 0:47:51 | 0:47:53 | |
Mate, you've already tried that one! | 0:47:53 | 0:47:56 | |
Ssh! | 0:47:56 | 0:47:57 | |
CAR LOCK BLEEPS | 0:47:58 | 0:48:00 | |
ENGINE REVS | 0:48:13 | 0:48:15 | |
INDISTINCT SHOUTING | 0:48:17 | 0:48:19 | |
-Wahey-hey! -Yes! | 0:48:27 | 0:48:29 | |
-We did it! -No, mate, you did it. | 0:48:31 | 0:48:33 | |
I cannae believe we got away with it. | 0:48:33 | 0:48:35 | |
I just hope we don't bump into Big Rab on a dark night. | 0:48:37 | 0:48:40 | |
Don't you worry about that, I'll be staying in for a while. | 0:48:40 | 0:48:43 | |
You're a natural! Here, we should do this again. | 0:48:43 | 0:48:45 | |
Absolutely no chance. | 0:48:45 | 0:48:48 | |
Dare me to put my foot down, see what she's like? | 0:48:50 | 0:48:53 | |
There's the polis! | 0:48:53 | 0:48:54 | |
-It's all right, they're miles away. -Told you this was goin' to happen! | 0:48:56 | 0:49:00 | |
Calm down. | 0:49:00 | 0:49:01 | |
What do you mean calm down? It's the polis! | 0:49:01 | 0:49:03 | |
I'm on it! | 0:49:03 | 0:49:05 | |
No chance. | 0:49:06 | 0:49:08 | |
-Sod this - I'm off. -Bob... | 0:49:08 | 0:49:11 | |
Bob! | 0:49:11 | 0:49:12 | |
SIREN WAILS | 0:49:12 | 0:49:14 | |
Bob! | 0:49:14 | 0:49:15 | |
Bob! | 0:49:37 | 0:49:38 | |
They weren't looking for us. | 0:49:41 | 0:49:43 | |
Bob! | 0:49:48 | 0:49:49 | |
Come back, you total fandan. | 0:49:55 | 0:49:57 | |
Come on. | 0:49:58 | 0:50:00 | |
You think it's funny, aye? | 0:50:00 | 0:50:02 | |
Look at the state of my trainers! | 0:50:02 | 0:50:04 | |
Get a new pair. | 0:50:04 | 0:50:06 | |
What? | 0:50:06 | 0:50:07 | |
Oh, mate - you're stinkin'. | 0:50:10 | 0:50:12 | |
Mate, I swear to God... | 0:50:12 | 0:50:14 | |
All right! | 0:50:14 | 0:50:15 | |
SIREN WAILS | 0:50:17 | 0:50:20 | |
We should head back. | 0:50:26 | 0:50:27 | |
No! Not until the polis are away. | 0:50:27 | 0:50:30 | |
How many times do I need to tell you, they're not after us. | 0:50:30 | 0:50:33 | |
Five more minutes, all right? | 0:50:33 | 0:50:35 | |
What? | 0:50:42 | 0:50:43 | |
Shut up. | 0:50:48 | 0:50:49 | |
Thanks. | 0:51:05 | 0:51:07 | |
What? | 0:51:17 | 0:51:19 | |
Nothing. | 0:51:19 | 0:51:20 | |
Did you know that Murray's gone? | 0:51:27 | 0:51:28 | |
I heard. | 0:51:30 | 0:51:32 | |
For good? | 0:51:32 | 0:51:34 | |
Apparently. | 0:51:34 | 0:51:36 | |
That's really bad, isn't it? | 0:51:38 | 0:51:40 | |
Well... | 0:51:40 | 0:51:42 | |
..maybe it's for the best. | 0:51:43 | 0:51:44 | |
I'm really sorry. | 0:51:45 | 0:51:47 | |
So am I. | 0:51:48 | 0:51:49 | |
We need to get on with things though, both of us. | 0:51:51 | 0:51:54 | |
We need to get cleaned up. | 0:52:10 | 0:52:12 | |
We need to stash this somewhere safe. | 0:52:16 | 0:52:20 | |
What are we going to say to Lenny? | 0:52:20 | 0:52:22 | |
Funnily enough, that's just what I was thinking. | 0:52:22 | 0:52:25 | |
Lenny, I'm sorry. We got chased by the polis. | 0:52:28 | 0:52:31 | |
You can see the motor's outside, but... | 0:52:31 | 0:52:33 | |
The back seats are a wee bit dirty. | 0:52:34 | 0:52:36 | |
The owner's not gonnae be best pleased, is he? | 0:52:36 | 0:52:39 | |
Like I tell you, he's a friend of mine. | 0:52:39 | 0:52:42 | |
He wants to meet youse both. | 0:52:42 | 0:52:44 | |
Really? | 0:52:44 | 0:52:45 | |
Oh, aye, you can give him his keys back personally. | 0:52:45 | 0:52:48 | |
Ah-ah. | 0:52:50 | 0:52:51 | |
I'll take care of that for you. | 0:52:51 | 0:52:53 | |
He's no' going to read me my last rites, is he? | 0:53:15 | 0:53:17 | |
You picked the wrong car to steal. | 0:53:17 | 0:53:19 | |
Let me introduce you. | 0:53:19 | 0:53:21 | |
Mickey Laverty - Monsignor Laverty to you. | 0:53:21 | 0:53:24 | |
One of the best middleweights this city's ever seen. | 0:53:24 | 0:53:27 | |
That was a long time ago. | 0:53:27 | 0:53:29 | |
I cannae believe we stole a motor from a priest! | 0:53:29 | 0:53:32 | |
What's the difference? | 0:53:32 | 0:53:33 | |
About two decades of the rosary! | 0:53:33 | 0:53:35 | |
Look, it was my fault. | 0:53:37 | 0:53:39 | |
It was all my fault. | 0:53:39 | 0:53:40 | |
Nothing been removed? | 0:53:44 | 0:53:46 | |
-No. -No. | 0:53:47 | 0:53:48 | |
-Good. -Well... | 0:53:50 | 0:53:52 | |
I reckon the Monsignor needs a wee donation - | 0:53:55 | 0:53:58 | |
just for the inconvenience. | 0:53:58 | 0:53:59 | |
What? | 0:53:59 | 0:54:01 | |
Really, boys - that's really generous. | 0:54:07 | 0:54:11 | |
I know the Sisters of Asumpta have a badly leaking roof. | 0:54:11 | 0:54:15 | |
That's our money. | 0:54:15 | 0:54:17 | |
Shut it! | 0:54:17 | 0:54:18 | |
Look, we're really, really sorry. | 0:54:19 | 0:54:23 | |
Everybody happy? | 0:54:25 | 0:54:26 | |
Right, off you go then, boys. | 0:54:29 | 0:54:31 | |
Keep yourself out of trouble, eh? | 0:54:33 | 0:54:35 | |
We'll say a wee prayer for you, eh? | 0:54:38 | 0:54:40 | |
-Think he's untouchable cos he's got a collar on. -Just leave it, mate. | 0:54:43 | 0:54:46 | |
What a day, man. | 0:54:46 | 0:54:48 | |
I'll have a wee think about what we do next. | 0:55:00 | 0:55:02 | |
Don't bother. | 0:55:04 | 0:55:05 | |
We're skint. We need the money. | 0:55:07 | 0:55:09 | |
I know a guy that'll help us. | 0:55:15 | 0:55:17 | |
Shut up, Angus. | 0:55:18 | 0:55:20 | |
What're you laughing at now? | 0:55:32 | 0:55:34 | |
I'm just laughing at you getting stuck in the mud, man. | 0:55:36 | 0:55:39 | |
It's not funny. | 0:55:39 | 0:55:40 | |
It was. | 0:55:40 | 0:55:41 | |
Shut up, man. | 0:55:44 | 0:55:45 | |
THEY CHUCKLE | 0:55:45 | 0:55:47 | |
Honestly, man - I was pure miserable yesterday, | 0:55:47 | 0:55:50 | |
but you'd cheer anybody up. | 0:55:50 | 0:55:51 | |
The night's still young. | 0:55:59 | 0:56:01 | |
Haud on a minute. | 0:56:01 | 0:56:03 | |
Oh, no! | 0:56:05 | 0:56:07 | |
What? | 0:56:08 | 0:56:10 | |
Hey, Alison... | 0:56:18 | 0:56:19 | |
..it's Angus, how're you doin'? | 0:56:20 | 0:56:22 | |
Anniversary breakfast is served. | 0:56:30 | 0:56:32 | |
Anniversary? | 0:56:32 | 0:56:33 | |
Us moving in together. | 0:56:33 | 0:56:35 | |
I'm sorry, I'm not really into that kinda thing. | 0:56:35 | 0:56:37 | |
The Delaney, could you manage a few hours down there? | 0:56:37 | 0:56:40 | |
Aye, that'd be good. | 0:56:40 | 0:56:41 | |
He says jump, you'll be like, "Oh, how high?" | 0:56:41 | 0:56:44 | |
-Who lives there, anyway? -Just a girl. | 0:56:44 | 0:56:46 | |
A girl? Is that it? | 0:56:46 | 0:56:48 | |
-I'm looking for Eric. -He's not here. | 0:56:48 | 0:56:50 | |
I know. That's why I came. | 0:56:50 | 0:56:53 | |
I bet you a tenner I can get her on a date. | 0:56:53 | 0:56:55 | |
Like candy fae a baby. | 0:56:55 | 0:56:56 | |
-Hey, Zinny? -Here we go. | 0:56:56 | 0:56:59 | |
'Alex has asked me if I can do the rest of the day.' | 0:56:59 | 0:57:01 | |
Daein' a bit of overtime, aye? | 0:57:03 | 0:57:05 | |
Stevie! | 0:57:05 | 0:57:06 | |
You knew she wisnae meant to be working today! | 0:57:06 | 0:57:08 | |
It's our anniversary! | 0:57:08 | 0:57:10 | |
Stella, you should have said. | 0:57:10 | 0:57:11 |