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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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Hello, welcome to And They're Off For Sport Relief,

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the show where five famous faces, who clearly didn't think it through,

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go head-to-head in a series of fast and furious races.

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And in the studio, we have five contestants,

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all hoping that their celebrity will be first across the finish line.

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Plus, we are here to raise lots of money for Sport Relief.

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And you at home can do your bit and donate as well.

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Details of how to do so will be coming up later in the show.

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But now, it is time to meet the five players,

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all hoping to be quick off the blocks tonight.

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First up, we have Charlie.

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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He is retired and he's from County Durham.

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Next up, meet Tida, she's an events manager from Liverpool.

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Our third player tonight is Phil,

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he's a school coordinator from Carrickfergus.

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Fourth in, meet Ange, she's a business analyst from East Lothian.

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And, finally, it's Kerim.

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He is an outreach executive from London.

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So those are our contestants.

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It is time to meet the celebrities

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who will be racing for them tonight.

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Our first competitor literally has a great track record.

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It is former 400 metres sprinter and Olympic silver medallist,

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Iwan Thomas.

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With his sporting credentials, you'd be a fool for doubting Thomas.

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Next up is the star of Love Island, Amber Davies.

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She is hoping to land a hot date with victory.

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But will she come up smelling of roses or will she

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face the heartbreak of defeat?

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Next, TV presenter Rav Wilding -

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the former police officer has tackled bad guys on Crimewatch,

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but will he give an arresting performance?

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Or will he just cop some stick from his mates?

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Our next challenger, from Good Morning Britain,

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it's Mr Showbiz, Richard Arnold.

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He is the king of the red carpet,

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but will we be crowning him the winner today?

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Finally, Rugby World Cup winner Maggie Alphonsi -

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will she tackle this contest head-on?

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Will she kick the opposition into touch?

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Will she completely flatten Richard Arnold?

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Almost certainly.

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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What a great line-up. So here is how the game is going to work.

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Our celebrities will compete against each other in five fantastic races.

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In every race, each of you will be represented by one of them,

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but you'll have to earn the right to pick a celeb,

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and if you pick the loser, you are out of the game.

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Let's take a look at the first race,

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as we've got our resident Olympian showing us the ropes.

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Our race demonstrator is Daryll Neita,

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Olympic sprinter and world relay silver medallist.

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And our first race is The Mud Run.

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It's a simple test of speed and power,

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and celebrities need to sprint 50 metres to the finish,

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but avoid getting stuck in the three mud pits.

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They'll need to be strong

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and focused to make it to the end of the course.

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If they get stuck in the mud, they'll need to haul themselves out

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and keep going until they reach the finish line.

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Who are you behind in The Mud Run?

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So who will finish first and who'll just be finished?

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LAUGHTER It's time to find out.

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You are about to see five pictures that are all clues to an answer.

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The first person to buzz in and give the correct answer

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gets first choice of celebrity. So here is your first question.

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These actors all starred in which film?

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BUZZER

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Kerim in there, just first.

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Jurassic Park.

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Is the right answer. Well done, Kerim.

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APPLAUSE

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Laura Dern, Wayne Knight, Samuel L Jackson,

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Richard Attenborough and Jeff Goldblum.

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Kerim, you have the very first pick of our celebrities.

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-I think I will support Iwan in this one.

-Yeah?

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I think he'll do well at a race. Even through mud.

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OK. Iwan Thomas is your man.

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The rest of you, you are back in play, fingers on your buzzers.

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Here is your next question. These are all photos of which athlete?

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BUZZER

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Phil.

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-Tom Daley?

-Yes.

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That is the right answer. Well done.

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APPLAUSE

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That correct answer means

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that you have the chance to pick out of our celebrities.

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-Who is it going to be?

-I'm going to go for Maggie.

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You are going to go for a Rugby World Cup winner?

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-Yeah, why not?

-Maggie Alphonsi is yours. Here is your next question.

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These celebrities are all from which country?

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-BUZZER Tida.

-Germany?

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Is the right answer. Well done, Tida.

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APPLAUSE

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Three more in there.

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We have Karl Lagerfeld, Claudia Schiffer,

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Steffi Graff, Angela Merkel and Boris Becker.

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Tida, who is it going to be?

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I'm going to go for Rav.

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-I just think he's going to have a good chance.

-Yes?

-Mm-hm.

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-Tida, Rav Wilding is all yours.

-Thank you.

-Listen up.

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Here is your next question.

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These actors all starred in which sitcom?

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BUZZER

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-Charlie.

-Gavin & Stacey.

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Is the right answer, my friend. Well done.

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APPLAUSE

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Julia Davies, Larry Lamb, Alison Steadman, Joanna Page

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and Matthew Horne.

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So, Charlie, who is going to take on The Mud Run?

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I'm going to go for Amber, because she has got youth on her side.

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-Mm-hm.

-Yeah, Amber.

-OK.

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You are going to go for Amber.

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You have got that pic, which means, Ange, aw,

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you're lumbered with the last remaining celebrity.

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It is an unfortunate position. You just weren't quick enough.

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I couldn't think of the sitcom.

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I knew it, and I just couldn't get it out of my mouth.

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Ange, Richard Arnold is all yours.

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Remember, guys, if your celeb comes last,

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you will be leaving us tonight.

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Here is our commentator Dave Lamb and The Mud Run.

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Race one is the epic Mud Run.

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Rav, giving it some Usain Bolt,

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Maggie, giving as good as she gets,

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Iwan giving us a dab,

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Amber giving us the eye,

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and Richard giving up and just doing that.

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KLAXON

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And they're off. Maggie makes such a good start,

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she can't believe it herself!

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It's Maggie, Iwan, Rav into the first pit.

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Here comes Amber.

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Oh, it is bad news for the camera. Even worse news for the cameraman.

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We'll have a job digging him out of there.

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Iwan and Maggie are out.

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But Rav, in green, can't seem to find his feet.

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Iwan and Maggie too close to call in that second pit.

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And Richard and Amber, right at the back,

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probably looking for that cameraman.

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There is no cameraman there, I was kidding. Run!

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They're neck and neck as they leap dramatically into pit two.

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They are still neck and neck as they sink helplessly into pit two!

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But it is a walk in the park for rugby star Maggie.

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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Strolling over that finish line. Iwan is just behind her.

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And these two could be here some time.

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This is the muckiest thing Richard has ever seen,

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and he deals in celebrity gossip.

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Rav makes it in third.

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This looks like the most fun Amber has ever had.

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And she was on Love Island!

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As Richard powers on, Amber needs Richard to get stuck here.

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And he obliges! He is stuck fast,

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and Amber's prayers have been answered there.

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He is really struggling. He really is. And Amber is out.

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Is she going to be able to catch Richard?

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This is so close. No, Richard is up too.

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Now he powers on to fourth.

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And Amber. Oh, Amber, it started so well.

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There is nothing like a graceful finish.

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And this really is nothing like a graceful finish.

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But she is out of the mud, and she takes a brave fifth.

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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Phil, congratulations, your girl came out good.

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Yes, professional of running in the mud,

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so I expected a first. And she came through.

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LAUGHTER

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-Charlie...

-C'est la vie.

-C'est la vie!

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You had the choice of Amber or Richard.

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Yes, I should have stayed and gone for Richard.

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There you go, I got it wrong.

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Charlie, you have been a great contestant, hasn't he?

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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Let's hear it for Charlie.

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And we are also going to be saying goodbye, for the moment,

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to Amber Davies.

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So I thought I started off well, and then I realised I'm not an athlete.

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-You'd pay a lot for that in a mud bath.

-It's all right.

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I know, I've got a little bit of a scrub.

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And your lashes are holding up brilliantly. Respect.

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LAUGHTER

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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So we have lost Amber,

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but we have still got four amazing celebs left.

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Let's take a look at their next race.

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Race two is The Donuts.

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Our celebrities need to make their way

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over eight inflatable donuts to the finish line.

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They are going to need good balance and agility just to make it across,

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because if they hit the water, they are back to the start.

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They can use any technique they want, some might run,

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but some might crawl. Maybe slow and steady will win the race?

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Who are you behind in The Donuts?

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So here is your first question.

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These actors are all portraying which person?

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BUZZER

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-Phil.

-The Queen?

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You're absolutely right, Phil,

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well done.

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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We have Claire Foy, Sarah Gadon, Jeanette Charles and Helen Mirren.

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Well done, Phil.

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-Thank you.

-First pick.

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So I actually might go for Rav, with his police background,

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I think he might have an idea of obstacles and that type of thing.

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OK, Phil, Rav Wilding is all yours.

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Tida, Ange, Kerim, fingers on your buzzers,

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here is your next question.

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These musicians are all best known for playing which instrument?

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BUZZER

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-Ange.

-Drums.

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Is the right answer, Ange. Yes.

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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Will Champion from Coldplay, McFly's Harry Judd,

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Phil Collins, and Beatle, Ringo Starr.

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-Well, Ange, you have got next pick of our celebrities.

-Yeah.

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Who is it going to be?

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I am drawn to Maggie.

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Maggie Alphonsi, our rugby player is going to be your donut player.

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Tida and Kerim. Here we go.

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These have all famously co-hosted with which TV presenter?

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BUZZER

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-Tida.

-Phil Schofield.

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Phil Schofield is the right answer, well done!

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APPLAUSE

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One more in there.

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Anne Robinson on Test The Nation, Fern Britton on This Morning,

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we all remember Gordon the Gopher in the broom cupboard, don't we?

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And Holly Willoughby, also on This Morning.

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Tida, it's going to be Richard or Iwan

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taking on The Donuts for you.

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I think I'm going to have to go with Iwan.

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Iwan is your man, Tida.

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So, Kerim, I'm sorry, we didn't want to put you in this position.

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He wouldn't have been my first pick, Richard,

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but I've still got a glimmer of hope.

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Kerim, Richard Arnold is your man.

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And here we go.

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Oh, yum! It's The Donuts!

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Iwan, showing us who is boss.

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Maggie, showing her fingers.

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Rav, showing one finger.

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Richard, showing the brows.

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KLAXON

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And they're off! Iwan attacks it, so does Maggie, Rav's gone,

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so has Richard.

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Really putting the "doh!" in donut here.

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Here is Rav's fall again.

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He flips that donut right over.

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And Iwan has made amazing progress.

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Crawling his way across these donuts,

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he just needs to not get carried away here.

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Oh, no, he's got carried away!

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It's back to the start for Iwan.

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Rav's really struggling with these donuts here, it has to be said.

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Richard is struggling with life in general at this stage.

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Into the water he goes.

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Here is Iwan, in purple. Having another go. Step, step...

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Splash! Our athlete is having an absolute shocker there.

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Really is. And Maggie is hardly stable, but she is still on.

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Which is more than can be said for the others.

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Maggie in the lead, Iwan next, Rav, Richard...

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Rav's gone again.

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Iwan and Maggie are literally dragging themselves

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across these donuts now. Iwan at the front is on all fours.

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Well, Rav and Richard are at the back,

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and they are on the brink of despair, it has to be said.

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Maggie has spent a lot of time flat out on the rugby field.

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It's nothing compared to these inflatable beasts.

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Look at that. She has still got a smile on her face, mind.

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And Iwan has got dry land in his sights here.

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One more to go.

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And he is out of there!

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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Iwan majestically takes first place.

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Maggie is still very clear in second.

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But the interest is all at the back, and Rav is off again.

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Has Maggie got anything left here, though?

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Did Richard have anything to begin with?

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He is inching his way along, look. He really is plucky, this fella.

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And Maggie is up for second. That will be a big relief to her.

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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But the big battle is all for third place.

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This is where all the crucial stuff is going to happen.

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Iwan is cheering them on.

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Richard is actually in the lead,

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but Rav, who is grimacing wildly,

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surely if he can get a run together,

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he can catch Richard, who looks like he's just having a lie-down.

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You have to say, Rav might be good at finding bad guys,

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but he can't seem to find a way to stay on that donut.

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Very, very frustrating for him.

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Even though he is putting a brave face on it.

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Richard has very nearly cleared these donuts now.

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One clean run from Rav will do this.

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No, he's off.

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But you already knew that was going to happen.

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Here he goes, look, let's see that again.

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Face down, splash!

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And just like that...

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..his chances evaporate, because Richard emerges from the lake

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and takes third place.

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APPLAUSE

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Well, Rav's out, but he can still manage a smile.

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A lot better than he managed those donuts, anyway.

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Tida, he didn't have it all his own way, did he?

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Yeah, no, not at the beginning, but, you know, he got there in the end.

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He really did. He really did.

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-Phil, you had the first pick!

-I know, that was so disappointing.

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Phil, it has been brilliant playing along with you today.

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-Thank you very much.

-I'm afraid we're going to have to say goodbye.

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Let's hear it for Phil!

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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We are also having a wave goodbye to Rav Wilding.

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Yeah, I'm out of the game. But that was good fun.

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-Just way harder than it looks.

-Oh, totally.

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-You wouldn't say that, because you won.

-Well, no, it was hard.

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If you don't get across on that first time

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when you are still dry, it's a proper effort after that.

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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Now, all of our celebrities have given up their time

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to try and raise as much money as possible

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for Sport Relief to help make a difference.

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Coming up, there is a film about an ex-professional footballer

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who is living with dementia.

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Sport, it has, it has always been my life.

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Football has been my life.

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I was the centre forward for...

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Oof! ..for Huddersfield, Blackburn...

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..Rotherham, Brighton, Lincoln, Bradford.

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You run out onto the pitch, it was... Oh, you know,

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to hear the crowd chanting your name is fantastic.

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It was...

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They used to sing that # Gilly, Gilly... #

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You score, oh, there is no better feeling.

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I can remember everything about the football,

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but I can't remember what I did yesterday.

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Gilly was diagnosed with vascular dementia

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and degenerative dementia in 2011.

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His short-term memory is very, very poor.

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By the time I get out of the house,

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I get to the end of the road, and I think, "Where am I going?"

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And I forget I were only going to the fish shop

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to get some fish and chips or something,

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but by the time I got there, I'd forgotten.

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And it's only 100 yards.

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Not being...

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From being able to doing things for most people,

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but not being able to do it any more is frustrating, yes.

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I get angry as well sometimes. I just... I...

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I wouldn't wish it on anybody, really.

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Gilly goes to the Alzheimer's Society

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Face It Together group.

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They discuss different ways to empower people to do more things

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when you have dementia, because it can be very isolating.

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It's really hard, because I've lost my pal. Um...

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-EMOTIONALLY:

-It's not a normal life.

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It's like you are grieving for somebody

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because you've lost them, but they are still there.

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Your money can help people living with dementia to feel

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part of a community again.

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Thank you.

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For people like Gilly and Christine, who are living with dementia,

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projects that use Sport Relief cash are a lifeline.

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And your donations will help make a real difference.

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Please, if you can, dig deep tonight

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and help change someone's life.

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It is that simple.

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Anything you can spare, it really will make a huge difference.

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Right, guys, we are at the halfway point of the competition

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and still in the game are Tida, Ange and Kerim,

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all hoping to beat tonight's champion.

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And their fate lies in the hands of Maggie Alphonsi, Iwan Thomas

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and Richard Arnold.

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Time to find out what the next race is.

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Race three is On A Roll.

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Each celebrity has a finely balanced paddle and a bowlful of balls.

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This race demands total control to guide their balls

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down the handle and drop them into the funnel

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to reach the scoring tube.

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The third person to guide five balls into their tube wins!

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This is a real test of focus, dexterity and skill.

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Who are you backing in On A Roll?

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So, who's going to have the dexterity to come out on top?

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Here's your first question.

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These have all won gold medals in which sport?

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BUZZER

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Tida just in there first.

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-Swimming?

-Is the right answer, Tida. Well done.

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APPLAUSE

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Adam Peaty, Ellie Simmonds

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and Rebecca Adlington were the ones we were looking for.

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So, Tida, we have Richard, Iwan and Maggie to choose from.

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I'm going to go with Maggie.

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Maggie Alphonsi is all yours.

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So, Ange, Kerim,

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here's your next question.

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These are early photographs of which actor?

0:19:590:20:02

BUZZER

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-Kerim.

-Sean Connery.

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Is the right answer! Well done, Kerim.

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APPLAUSE

0:20:100:20:12

So, you have the next pick of, well, our last two celebrities.

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I think I'm going to go Iwan.

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-Think he's got the hand-eye coordination?

-I think so.

0:20:200:20:22

Iwan Thomas is yours, Kerim.

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Oh, Ange.

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-Oh, Ange!

-I have the utmost faith in Richard.

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-OK, Richard Arnold is yours, Ange.

-Yeah.

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It's time to find out who's on to a winner and who's heading home.

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And here we go.

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Race three is On A Roll!

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Iwan, unflappable.

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Maggie, unbreakable.

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Richard, completely unfathomable.

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-KLAXON

-And they're off!

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Now, they need five balls in the tube.

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Maggie's too fast. She's overshot with that one.

0:20:520:20:55

What's Richard got here?

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Well, not much. He misses, too.

0:20:560:20:59

Has Iwan got the knack, perhaps? Steady little flick.

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Yes! That's his first ball in,

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and that ball eventually makes its way into the case

0:21:050:21:08

for all to see. Take two from Maggie. Oh, easy!

0:21:080:21:12

One ball in for her, there it goes.

0:21:120:21:14

Now, can Richard match them?

0:21:140:21:16

Well, not like that, no. It wobbles off and it's out.

0:21:190:21:21

It's absolute ball-mageddon out there.

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Oh, but just like that, Iwan steers his second into that tube.

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A goodness me, could this be a third?

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It is! It's a third!

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He's really got the hang of this now!

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Could it be a fourth? Oh, yes!

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Iwan on a roll in On A Roll. Trying saying that 10 times quickly!

0:21:370:21:41

And there's Maggie's second ball. Come on, Richard.

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Steady hand.

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Oh, it's in, you know! There's his first.

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Richard, one, Maggie, two, Iwan four. You need five to win.

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Iwan concentrating like mad, flick - and there's his fifth.

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Iwan "Five Balls" Thomas wins On A Roll.

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So now we get down to the nitty-gritty, Richard versus Maggie.

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Who will be second?

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Richard hits the pan! Oh, no, it's out.

0:22:060:22:09

Wow. And so is Maggie.

0:22:090:22:11

But just like that, Richard is back in this game.

0:22:110:22:14

Can he get his second ball? Yes, he can.

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So, it's two apiece now.

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Iwan could've boiled an egg in the time he's been standing there,

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but that's not important.

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Richard takes the lead, 3-2.

0:22:230:22:25

Maggie desperately scrabbling for another ball.

0:22:250:22:28

Is this going to hit the target? It is! Three apiece.

0:22:280:22:32

Who's going to take an advantage here?

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Richard with a fourth. No!

0:22:350:22:37

But Maggie does. Maggie does.

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That's Maggie's fourth.

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One more to win. Richard gets his fourth, too.

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This could not be closer! The next ball down wins it.

0:22:440:22:47

Can Maggie nail this one for the win?

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No, she can't.

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So, Richard could take this.

0:22:510:22:53

As Maggie launches another one, too.

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Richard's in, Maggie's in.

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Well, who's going to drop first?

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Oh! This is agonisingly close!

0:23:010:23:03

-APPLAUSE

-It's Maggie!

0:23:030:23:06

Maggie in second.

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Oh, and there's Richard's fifth ball.

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Richard cannot believe it.

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This ball game could not have been closer.

0:23:120:23:15

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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Kerim, unlike the others, you were sitting back, relaxing,

0:23:220:23:26

like, hey, what's all the fuss about?

0:23:260:23:28

-Felt good, felt good.

-LAUGHTER

0:23:280:23:30

I bet it did. You were right.

0:23:300:23:31

-I think he did really well there.

-He did exceptionally well. Tida!

0:23:310:23:36

-It was so close, like literally my heart is beating.

-Yeah.

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But the thing was, her ball went in before Richard's.

0:23:400:23:43

So for a minute, Ange,

0:23:430:23:45

it looks like you are heading into the next round.

0:23:450:23:47

I feel gutted for Richard, because I think he deserved to go through.

0:23:470:23:51

Give it up for Ange, everyone.

0:23:510:23:52

APPLAUSE

0:23:520:23:54

And let's hear from Race HQ.

0:23:540:23:57

I enjoyed that. I enjoyed that much more than the last two.

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-Cos you're dry.

-Yeah, I don't smell like mud. Stinking mud.

0:24:010:24:04

So, I feel much better because of that.

0:24:040:24:06

APPLAUSE

0:24:060:24:07

So, Tida and Kerim,

0:24:080:24:10

only one of you can make it through to our final round.

0:24:100:24:14

Let's take a look at the race that'll decide your fate.

0:24:140:24:17

In race four, our celebrities will tackle The Death Slide.

0:24:190:24:22

They'll scramble 20 metres up a climbing wall.

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It's a test of courage and steady nerves as they drop

0:24:250:24:27

down the slide and plunge into the freezing waters below.

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Then it's a short swim to the mats before they haul themselves out

0:24:310:24:35

and sprint to the finish line.

0:24:350:24:37

Who are you behind in The Death Slide?

0:24:370:24:41

Choosing first in this round could make all the difference,

0:24:410:24:44

so we've made it a bit harder.

0:24:440:24:47

In this head-to-head, you're going to have to answer not one,

0:24:470:24:49

but two questions correctly, all right?

0:24:490:24:52

Here is your first question.

0:24:520:24:54

These all attended which school?

0:24:540:24:56

-Kerim.

-Eton.

0:24:590:25:01

Correct, Eton is what we were looking for.

0:25:010:25:04

APPLAUSE

0:25:040:25:05

We have Eddie Redmayne and Tom Hiddleston

0:25:060:25:09

and Princes William and Harry.

0:25:090:25:11

Kerim, you are one up, but Tida, you aren't out of the game.

0:25:110:25:14

And here's your next question.

0:25:140:25:16

These celebrities both have which famous father?

0:25:160:25:20

BUZZER

0:25:200:25:21

-Kerim?

-Will Smith.

0:25:210:25:23

Is the answer we were looking for! Well done.

0:25:230:25:26

APPLAUSE Willow Smith and Jaden Smith.

0:25:260:25:30

So Kerim, that is 2-0, which means you have the pick

0:25:300:25:34

of our two remaining celebrities,

0:25:340:25:36

Iwan and Maggie. So, where are you going to go?

0:25:360:25:39

As good as I think Iwan is,

0:25:390:25:40

I have a feeling Maggie's going to take this one, so my pick is Maggie.

0:25:400:25:45

Maggie Alphonsi, Kerim, is yours.

0:25:450:25:48

So, Tida, you have Iwan.

0:25:490:25:51

I was actually going to pick Iwan,

0:25:510:25:53

so, yeah, I'm really happy with that. Cheers.

0:25:530:25:54

Good, all right. So, it all comes down to this next race,

0:25:540:25:57

Olympian against World Cup winner.

0:25:570:26:00

Let's take on The Death Slide.

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Race four is The Death Slide!

0:26:040:26:06

Iwan Thomas checking that helmet's still there.

0:26:060:26:09

Maggie Alphonsi checking those thumbs are still there.

0:26:090:26:12

Two sporting champions facing off,

0:26:130:26:15

but which champion will be out-championed?

0:26:150:26:19

-KLAXON

-And they're off!

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Oh, no, a stumble from Maggie at the start,

0:26:210:26:23

so Iwan takes advantage, flying up that wall.

0:26:230:26:26

He glides across the top, straight into the drop!

0:26:260:26:30

He's down the slide and into the air!

0:26:300:26:33

And he has landed upright.

0:26:330:26:34

And that water's probably gone right up his shorts.

0:26:340:26:37

Maggie needs a great drop here if she's going to catch him.

0:26:370:26:40

Is it going to be a great drop?

0:26:400:26:42

Well, you have to say that was more Tess Daly than Tom Daley.

0:26:430:26:46

Let's see it again.

0:26:460:26:47

Maggie on her back there, into the water, almost neck first.

0:26:470:26:52

Meanwhile, Iwan is powering on.

0:26:520:26:54

Extraordinary stuff from Iwan.

0:26:540:26:57

Maggie thrashing her way along, but Iwan,

0:26:570:26:59

-you have to say he's up and on the mat.

-Come on, Maggie!

0:26:590:27:03

And that's an impressive bit of crawling from Iwan there.

0:27:030:27:06

Not quite such an impressive front crawl from Maggie.

0:27:060:27:10

Someone better chuck that woman a float, I think.

0:27:100:27:13

Iwan takes the finish line. He claims top spot.

0:27:130:27:15

-Here comes Maggie.

-APPLAUSE

0:27:150:27:17

She's now steaming across that mat.

0:27:170:27:20

She's definitely up for second.

0:27:200:27:22

Yeah! That's it confirmed - and to end, they both shake.

0:27:220:27:26

Like leaves, probably. It's freezing out there.

0:27:260:27:28

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:27:280:27:30

It was a walkover in the end, wasn't it?

0:27:330:27:35

But Tida, you're going through to our final round!

0:27:350:27:38

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:27:380:27:39

Kerim, you have played a fabulous game.

0:27:410:27:44

I'm afraid, though, it is the end of the road for you,

0:27:440:27:46

so we're going to have to say goodbye.

0:27:460:27:48

Let's hear it for Kerim, everyone.

0:27:480:27:50

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:27:500:27:52

And let's hear it from our final two celebs, Maggie and Iwan.

0:27:530:27:57

You only lose once, I think,

0:27:570:27:59

when I'm competing, and that's my one loss and now...

0:27:590:28:04

-Now it's on.

-It's on.

-Now it's on.

-It's on.

0:28:040:28:06

APPLAUSE OK, in a moment,

0:28:060:28:08

all of our celebrities will be back to take part in the final race.

0:28:080:28:12

But first, here's a reminder of why we're all here tonight.

0:28:120:28:15

Tom Daley travelled to Malawi to see first-hand

0:28:150:28:18

the devastating effects of malaria.

0:28:180:28:21

Now, this is a tough film to watch,

0:28:210:28:22

but it shows just how important your support is.

0:28:220:28:26

TOM DALEY: In Malawi, many children are at risk of malaria.

0:28:260:28:30

Most in danger are those under the age of five.

0:28:300:28:34

I'm here in the children's emergency ward and kids are coming in

0:28:340:28:39

here today, fighting for their lives with malaria.

0:28:390:28:43

Their parents, the looks on their faces,

0:28:430:28:45

the unknown and worrying,

0:28:450:28:47

and in some cases, it's two to three per bed.

0:28:470:28:51

Malaria can usually be treated

0:28:510:28:52

if children get to the hospital on time, but in some cases,

0:28:520:28:55

there can be an added complication to this deadly disease.

0:28:550:28:59

Cerebral malaria is basically when the malaria gets to the brain,

0:28:590:29:03

causing havoc there.

0:29:030:29:04

Then they have the neurological issues.

0:29:040:29:06

So what are the long-term effects?

0:29:060:29:09

If it's quite severe,

0:29:090:29:11

then they might end up having permanent disability.

0:29:110:29:14

Where they're not able to walk, they have to be carried around

0:29:140:29:17

for the rest of their life, being fed and so on, yeah.

0:29:170:29:21

Jafali developed cerebral malaria when he was only three years old.

0:29:230:29:28

Thankfully, he recovered.

0:29:280:29:30

But now at seven, he's left with lifelong disability.

0:29:300:29:33

His grandmother looks after him.

0:29:330:29:36

The key is to catch this disease quickly

0:30:010:30:04

when it is easier to treat, before other complications may develop.

0:30:040:30:08

Your donation can help train health workers to diagnose

0:30:080:30:11

and treat malaria before it's too late.

0:30:110:30:14

Imagine if your child was suffering with malaria.

0:30:140:30:17

You would do anything you could to try and give them

0:30:170:30:21

the best shot at living a happy, healthy and productive life.

0:30:210:30:25

It takes two seconds to send a text,

0:30:250:30:27

and you're probably on your phone right now, so please

0:30:270:30:31

send that text and give what you can to make a real difference.

0:30:310:30:35

To donate £5...

0:30:350:30:37

Or to donate £10...

0:30:390:30:41

Well, the good news is, thanks to your money, Jafali is being

0:30:440:30:47

supported by a project and is now enrolled in school.

0:30:470:30:50

But his life could've been so different

0:30:500:30:52

if the malaria had been diagnosed and treated earlier.

0:30:520:30:56

Please give whatever you can tonight.

0:30:560:30:58

Anything you can spare really will make a difference.

0:30:580:31:01

Now though, I am here with tonight's finalist. Let's hear it for Tida.

0:31:010:31:06

APPLAUSE

0:31:060:31:08

You've played a great game and you absolutely deserve to be here.

0:31:090:31:13

-Here's the thing, we are all here to raise lots of money.

-Yeah.

0:31:130:31:16

But we also want you to go home

0:31:160:31:17

with something very special, as well. OK?

0:31:170:31:20

Let's have a look at what you are playing for tonight.

0:31:200:31:22

The winner is...

0:31:220:31:24

Lewis Hamilton.

0:31:240:31:25

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:31:250:31:27

Michael Phelps!

0:31:290:31:30

Claudia Fragapane.

0:31:320:31:33

APPLAUSE

0:31:330:31:34

Andy Murray.

0:31:340:31:35

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:31:350:31:38

What about that, Tida?

0:31:380:31:41

Wow! OK. Let me explain,

0:31:410:31:43

you and a friend will be able to rub shoulders

0:31:430:31:46

with some of the world's top athletes

0:31:460:31:48

-at BBC's Sports Personality of the Year Awards.

-Yay!

0:31:480:31:52

But that is not all, Tida.

0:31:520:31:54

Because you'll also be given an exclusive backstage tour,

0:31:540:31:58

you're going to take part in the rehearsals,

0:31:580:32:00

and you'll even have the chance to meet the presenters.

0:32:000:32:03

And we have to say a huge thank you to Sports Personality of the Year

0:32:030:32:06

for this fantastic prize.

0:32:060:32:08

-APPLAUSE, TIDA LAUGHS

-So exciting!

0:32:080:32:10

So, in our final race, Tida,

0:32:100:32:12

all of our five celebrities are going to be back in play.

0:32:120:32:15

-All you've got to do is choose the winner.

-OK.

0:32:150:32:17

I'm going to ask you four questions.

0:32:170:32:19

For every question you get right, you get to pick a celebrity.

0:32:190:32:22

-Tida, shall we do this?

-Yes, let's do this.

-All right.

0:32:220:32:25

Tida, come on, here's your first question.

0:32:250:32:28

Is it...

0:32:340:32:36

Erm...

0:32:400:32:42

Serena Williams?

0:32:420:32:44

-You think so?

-Oh, my God.

0:32:440:32:45

This is just a complete guess. I don't know...

0:32:450:32:48

-Want to guess with Serena?

-Yes.

-OK, all right.

0:32:480:32:51

Let's confirm Serena. So, were you right?

0:32:510:32:54

No.

0:32:550:32:57

Not right, not this time.

0:32:570:32:58

Let's see what the right answer was.

0:32:580:33:01

Martina Navratilova.

0:33:010:33:03

She's got nine. Serena's won seven singles titles.

0:33:030:33:08

-OK.

-That's all right.

0:33:080:33:09

We still have three more questions to ask.

0:33:090:33:12

Let's get question number two up on the board here.

0:33:120:33:14

Erm...

0:33:270:33:29

-Oh, God.

-It's tricky.

-This is a guess, again.

0:33:290:33:31

Dylan...

0:33:310:33:33

Peace?

0:33:330:33:35

-Yeah.

-Yeah?

0:33:350:33:36

OK, all right. Let's confirm Peace.

0:33:360:33:39

Is that the right answer?

0:33:390:33:42

No.

0:33:420:33:43

So, it wasn't Peace. What was it?

0:33:430:33:47

-Literature.

-Right.

-Literature.

0:33:470:33:49

Here's question number three.

0:33:490:33:51

Um...

0:34:040:34:05

The king?

0:34:050:34:06

-Going to go for king?

-Yeah.

-OK, OK.

0:34:080:34:10

Let's lock in king.

0:34:100:34:13

Was it right?

0:34:130:34:14

APPLAUSE

0:34:150:34:18

We've got one question right. All right.

0:34:180:34:21

Breathe that sigh of relief.

0:34:210:34:22

So, that means we've got one celebrity to choose in the showdown.

0:34:220:34:27

-OK.

-Last question. Here it comes.

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I'd say Netherlands.

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Let's confirm the Netherlands.

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Was it right?

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No! AUDIENCE GROANS

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The right answer was...?

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-Ireland.

-Oh, Ireland!

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-Oh, right.

-Ireland have won it seven times.

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The Netherlands, only four.

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But you've got one question right,

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-which means you have one choice of a celebrity.

-OK.

0:35:020:35:06

-And we only need one to cross the finish line first.

-Right.

-OK?

0:35:060:35:10

So, here are your five celebrities, Tida.

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But who is the celebrity you would like to pick?

0:35:130:35:17

I'm going to go with Iwan.

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-He's been a great competitor, hasn't he?

-Yeah, he has.

-OK.

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Let's confirm Iwan Thomas.

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I would love you to go to the Sports Personality of the Year Awards.

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-Are you ready?

-Yeah, I'm ready.

-OK, here we go.

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This is the showdown! And they're back!

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Rav, setting himself.

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Richard, wetting himself.

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Amber, just being herself.

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Maggie, preparing herself.

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Iwan, loving himself in that gorgeous helmet.

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KLAXON

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And they're off!

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And it's a great start from Iwan and Rav on the far side.

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Amber next, then Maggie, then Richard,

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who seems to have forgotten it's a race.

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But it's Iwan with the edge.

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He finally lands, but Rav's hit that water so hard

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it might need a standing eight count.

0:36:050:36:08

Iwan already up and out.

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Maggie, Rav on his tail.

0:36:100:36:12

Iwan focused here.

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One step and a jump over the top of the slide.

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Maggie's just behind him. Here comes Rav.

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Richard and Amber trailing.

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But look at Iwan go!

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He's like lightning!

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And much like lightning, not so great in the water.

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Maggie now.

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Heading down that slide like it's child's play, which, you know,

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to be fair, it basically is. Over the net she goes.

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Oh, look at this, Rav now challenging.

0:36:470:36:49

Ah, the classic, the sideways slip.

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-Can anyone catch Iwan?

-TIDA:

-Come on!

0:36:520:36:54

-VO:

-It doesn't like it, to be fair.

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Richard falls!

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Handing fourth place to Amber.

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But Iwan is up and out for a sprint finish!

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And he's a sprinter, so he's going to take it.

0:37:040:37:07

-APPLAUSE

-Iwan is the winner. Well done, sir.

0:37:070:37:11

Very impressive. This net has taken its toll on Maggie.

0:37:110:37:14

Richard's at the top of the slide.

0:37:140:37:17

What's happened to Amber there?

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My goodness me! She's just swallowed half the lake.

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Maybe even a goldfish or two.

0:37:230:37:25

Rav showing great determination there.

0:37:250:37:28

Look at his face.

0:37:280:37:29

Amber still digesting that goldfish

0:37:290:37:31

and Richard doggy paddling like a good 'un.

0:37:310:37:34

Maggie's out. So is Rav.

0:37:340:37:37

Little look behind him,

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let's hope there was no ungentlemanly taunting there.

0:37:380:37:41

-Maggie's up for second.

-CHEERING

0:37:410:37:43

Here comes Rav for third.

0:37:430:37:45

Amber is out.

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Can she catch Richard? No!

0:37:490:37:51

No, it's going to be fourth to Richard,

0:37:510:37:53

if he can just get up there, and it's Amber in fifth,

0:37:530:37:58

being hauled up.

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Big, damp group hug to finish, I think.

0:38:000:38:02

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:38:040:38:06

-Tida, you've done it, you've done it.

-That was so good.

0:38:060:38:09

-Tida...

-Oh, I'm so happy!

0:38:090:38:10

Tida, you are going to the BBC Sports Personality of the Year.

0:38:100:38:13

You're going to go on an exclusive backstage tour,

0:38:130:38:16

-meet the presenters...

-Thank you so much.

0:38:160:38:18

Let's hear it for our winner tonight one more time.

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Tida, everyone.

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:38:230:38:24

And a very big thank you to all of our celebrities for putting

0:38:260:38:30

themselves through mud, sweat and tears, all for charity.

0:38:300:38:33

And Sport Relief really needs your donations,

0:38:330:38:35

so remember to keep on texting.

0:38:350:38:37

All the details of your screen right now, so please dig deep,

0:38:370:38:41

because every single donation really can change a life.

0:38:410:38:45

Whoa! OK!

0:38:450:38:47

That is the end of the show.

0:38:470:38:48

Join us next week, when five more contestants

0:38:480:38:51

will be pinning their hopes

0:38:510:38:53

on five brand-new celebrities, but for now...

0:38:530:38:56

And we're off!

0:38:560:38:57

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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