Episode 5 And They're Off... for Sport Relief


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Episode 5

Ore Oduba hosts as Amber Davies, Richard Arnold, Maggie Alphonsi, Iwan Thomas and Rav Wilding battle it out in five fun races, while five contestants try to pick the winner.


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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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Hello, welcome to And They're Off For Sport Relief,

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the show where five famous faces, who clearly didn't think it through,

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go head-to-head in a series of fast and furious races.

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And in the studio, we have five contestants,

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all hoping that their celebrity will be first across the finish line.

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Plus, we are here to raise lots of money for Sport Relief.

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And you at home can do your bit and donate as well.

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Details of how to do so will be coming up later in the show.

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But now, it is time to meet the five players,

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all hoping to be quick off the blocks tonight.

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First up, we have Charlie.

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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He is retired and he's from County Durham.

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Next up, meet Tida, she's an events manager from Liverpool.

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Our third player tonight is Phil,

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he's a school coordinator from Carrickfergus.

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Fourth in, meet Ange, she's a business analyst from East Lothian.

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And, finally, it's Kerim.

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He is an outreach executive from London.

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So those are our contestants.

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It is time to meet the celebrities

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who will be racing for them tonight.

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Our first competitor literally has a great track record.

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It is former 400 metres sprinter and Olympic silver medallist,

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Iwan Thomas.

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With his sporting credentials, you'd be a fool for doubting Thomas.

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Next up is the star of Love Island, Amber Davies.

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She is hoping to land a hot date with victory.

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But will she come up smelling of roses or will she

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face the heartbreak of defeat?

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Next, TV presenter Rav Wilding -

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the former police officer has tackled bad guys on Crimewatch,

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but will he give an arresting performance?

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Or will he just cop some stick from his mates?

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Our next challenger, from Good Morning Britain,

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it's Mr Showbiz, Richard Arnold.

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He is the king of the red carpet,

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but will we be crowning him the winner today?

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Finally, Rugby World Cup winner Maggie Alphonsi -

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will she tackle this contest head-on?

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Will she kick the opposition into touch?

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Will she completely flatten Richard Arnold?

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Almost certainly.

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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What a great line-up. So here is how the game is going to work.

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Our celebrities will compete against each other in five fantastic races.

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In every race, each of you will be represented by one of them,

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but you'll have to earn the right to pick a celeb,

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and if you pick the loser, you are out of the game.

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Let's take a look at the first race,

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as we've got our resident Olympian showing us the ropes.

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Our race demonstrator is Daryll Neita,

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Olympic sprinter and world relay silver medallist.

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And our first race is The Mud Run.

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It's a simple test of speed and power,

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and celebrities need to sprint 50 metres to the finish,

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but avoid getting stuck in the three mud pits.

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They'll need to be strong

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and focused to make it to the end of the course.

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If they get stuck in the mud, they'll need to haul themselves out

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and keep going until they reach the finish line.

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Who are you behind in The Mud Run?

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So who will finish first and who'll just be finished?

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LAUGHTER It's time to find out.

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You are about to see five pictures that are all clues to an answer.

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The first person to buzz in and give the correct answer

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gets first choice of celebrity. So here is your first question.

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These actors all starred in which film?

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BUZZER

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Kerim in there, just first.

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Jurassic Park.

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Is the right answer. Well done, Kerim.

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APPLAUSE

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Laura Dern, Wayne Knight, Samuel L Jackson,

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Richard Attenborough and Jeff Goldblum.

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Kerim, you have the very first pick of our celebrities.

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-I think I will support Iwan in this one.

-Yeah?

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I think he'll do well at a race. Even through mud.

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OK. Iwan Thomas is your man.

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The rest of you, you are back in play, fingers on your buzzers.

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Here is your next question. These are all photos of which athlete?

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BUZZER

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Phil.

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-Tom Daley?

-Yes.

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That is the right answer. Well done.

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APPLAUSE

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That correct answer means

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that you have the chance to pick out of our celebrities.

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-Who is it going to be?

-I'm going to go for Maggie.

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You are going to go for a Rugby World Cup winner?

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-Yeah, why not?

-Maggie Alphonsi is yours. Here is your next question.

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These celebrities are all from which country?

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-BUZZER Tida.

-Germany?

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Is the right answer. Well done, Tida.

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APPLAUSE

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Three more in there.

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We have Karl Lagerfeld, Claudia Schiffer,

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Steffi Graff, Angela Merkel and Boris Becker.

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Tida, who is it going to be?

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I'm going to go for Rav.

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-I just think he's going to have a good chance.

-Yes?

-Mm-hm.

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-Tida, Rav Wilding is all yours.

-Thank you.

-Listen up.

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Here is your next question.

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These actors all starred in which sitcom?

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BUZZER

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-Charlie.

-Gavin & Stacey.

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Is the right answer, my friend. Well done.

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APPLAUSE

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Julia Davies, Larry Lamb, Alison Steadman, Joanna Page

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and Matthew Horne.

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So, Charlie, who is going to take on The Mud Run?

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I'm going to go for Amber, because she has got youth on her side.

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-Mm-hm.

-Yeah, Amber.

-OK.

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You are going to go for Amber.

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You have got that pic, which means, Ange, aw,

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you're lumbered with the last remaining celebrity.

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It is an unfortunate position. You just weren't quick enough.

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I couldn't think of the sitcom.

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I knew it, and I just couldn't get it out of my mouth.

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Ange, Richard Arnold is all yours.

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Remember, guys, if your celeb comes last,

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you will be leaving us tonight.

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Here is our commentator Dave Lamb and The Mud Run.

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Race one is the epic Mud Run.

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Rav, giving it some Usain Bolt,

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Maggie, giving as good as she gets,

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Iwan giving us a dab,

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Amber giving us the eye,

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and Richard giving up and just doing that.

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KLAXON

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And they're off. Maggie makes such a good start,

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she can't believe it herself!

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It's Maggie, Iwan, Rav into the first pit.

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Here comes Amber.

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Oh, it is bad news for the camera. Even worse news for the cameraman.

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We'll have a job digging him out of there.

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Iwan and Maggie are out.

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But Rav, in green, can't seem to find his feet.

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Iwan and Maggie too close to call in that second pit.

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And Richard and Amber, right at the back,

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probably looking for that cameraman.

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There is no cameraman there, I was kidding. Run!

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They're neck and neck as they leap dramatically into pit two.

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They are still neck and neck as they sink helplessly into pit two!

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But it is a walk in the park for rugby star Maggie.

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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Strolling over that finish line. Iwan is just behind her.

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And these two could be here some time.

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This is the muckiest thing Richard has ever seen,

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and he deals in celebrity gossip.

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Rav makes it in third.

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This looks like the most fun Amber has ever had.

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And she was on Love Island!

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As Richard powers on, Amber needs Richard to get stuck here.

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And he obliges! He is stuck fast,

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and Amber's prayers have been answered there.

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He is really struggling. He really is. And Amber is out.

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Is she going to be able to catch Richard?

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This is so close. No, Richard is up too.

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Now he powers on to fourth.

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And Amber. Oh, Amber, it started so well.

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There is nothing like a graceful finish.

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And this really is nothing like a graceful finish.

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But she is out of the mud, and she takes a brave fifth.

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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Phil, congratulations, your girl came out good.

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Yes, professional of running in the mud,

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so I expected a first. And she came through.

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LAUGHTER

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-Charlie...

-C'est la vie.

-C'est la vie!

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You had the choice of Amber or Richard.

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Yes, I should have stayed and gone for Richard.

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There you go, I got it wrong.

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Charlie, you have been a great contestant, hasn't he?

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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Let's hear it for Charlie.

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And we are also going to be saying goodbye, for the moment,

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to Amber Davies.

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So I thought I started off well, and then I realised I'm not an athlete.

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-You'd pay a lot for that in a mud bath.

-It's all right.

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I know, I've got a little bit of a scrub.

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And your lashes are holding up brilliantly. Respect.

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LAUGHTER

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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So we have lost Amber,

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but we have still got four amazing celebs left.

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Let's take a look at their next race.

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Race two is The Donuts.

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Our celebrities need to make their way

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over eight inflatable donuts to the finish line.

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They are going to need good balance and agility just to make it across,

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because if they hit the water, they are back to the start.

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They can use any technique they want, some might run,

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but some might crawl. Maybe slow and steady will win the race?

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Who are you behind in The Donuts?

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So here is your first question.

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These actors are all portraying which person?

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BUZZER

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-Phil.

-The Queen?

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You're absolutely right, Phil,

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well done.

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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We have Claire Foy, Sarah Gadon, Jeanette Charles and Helen Mirren.

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Well done, Phil.

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-Thank you.

-First pick.

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So I actually might go for Rav, with his police background,

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I think he might have an idea of obstacles and that type of thing.

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OK, Phil, Rav Wilding is all yours.

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Tida, Ange, Kerim, fingers on your buzzers,

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here is your next question.

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These musicians are all best known for playing which instrument?

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BUZZER

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-Ange.

-Drums.

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Is the right answer, Ange. Yes.

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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Will Champion from Coldplay, McFly's Harry Judd,

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Phil Collins, and Beatle, Ringo Starr.

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-Well, Ange, you have got next pick of our celebrities.

-Yeah.

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Who is it going to be?

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I am drawn to Maggie.

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Maggie Alphonsi, our rugby player is going to be your donut player.

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Tida and Kerim. Here we go.

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These have all famously co-hosted with which TV presenter?

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BUZZER

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-Tida.

-Phil Schofield.

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Phil Schofield is the right answer, well done!

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APPLAUSE

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One more in there.

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Anne Robinson on Test The Nation, Fern Britton on This Morning,

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we all remember Gordon the Gopher in the broom cupboard, don't we?

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And Holly Willoughby, also on This Morning.

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Tida, it's going to be Richard or Iwan

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taking on The Donuts for you.

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I think I'm going to have to go with Iwan.

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Iwan is your man, Tida.

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So, Kerim, I'm sorry, we didn't want to put you in this position.

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He wouldn't have been my first pick, Richard,

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but I've still got a glimmer of hope.

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Kerim, Richard Arnold is your man.

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And here we go.

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Oh, yum! It's The Donuts!

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Iwan, showing us who is boss.

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Maggie, showing her fingers.

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Rav, showing one finger.

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Richard, showing the brows.

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KLAXON

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And they're off! Iwan attacks it, so does Maggie, Rav's gone,

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so has Richard.

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Really putting the "doh!" in donut here.

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Here is Rav's fall again.

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He flips that donut right over.

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And Iwan has made amazing progress.

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Crawling his way across these donuts,

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he just needs to not get carried away here.

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Oh, no, he's got carried away!

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It's back to the start for Iwan.

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Rav's really struggling with these donuts here, it has to be said.

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Richard is struggling with life in general at this stage.

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Into the water he goes.

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Here is Iwan, in purple. Having another go. Step, step...

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Splash! Our athlete is having an absolute shocker there.

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Really is. And Maggie is hardly stable, but she is still on.

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Which is more than can be said for the others.

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Maggie in the lead, Iwan next, Rav, Richard...

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Rav's gone again.

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Iwan and Maggie are literally dragging themselves

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across these donuts now. Iwan at the front is on all fours.

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Well, Rav and Richard are at the back,

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and they are on the brink of despair, it has to be said.

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Maggie has spent a lot of time flat out on the rugby field.

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It's nothing compared to these inflatable beasts.

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Look at that. She has still got a smile on her face, mind.

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And Iwan has got dry land in his sights here.

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One more to go.

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And he is out of there!

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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Iwan majestically takes first place.

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Maggie is still very clear in second.

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But the interest is all at the back, and Rav is off again.

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Has Maggie got anything left here, though?

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Did Richard have anything to begin with?

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He is inching his way along, look. He really is plucky, this fella.

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And Maggie is up for second. That will be a big relief to her.

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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But the big battle is all for third place.

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This is where all the crucial stuff is going to happen.

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Iwan is cheering them on.

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Richard is actually in the lead,

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but Rav, who is grimacing wildly,

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surely if he can get a run together,

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he can catch Richard, who looks like he's just having a lie-down.

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You have to say, Rav might be good at finding bad guys,

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but he can't seem to find a way to stay on that donut.

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Very, very frustrating for him.

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Even though he is putting a brave face on it.

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Richard has very nearly cleared these donuts now.

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One clean run from Rav will do this.

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No, he's off.

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But you already knew that was going to happen.

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Here he goes, look, let's see that again.

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Face down, splash!

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And just like that...

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..his chances evaporate, because Richard emerges from the lake

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and takes third place.

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APPLAUSE

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Well, Rav's out, but he can still manage a smile.

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A lot better than he managed those donuts, anyway.

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Tida, he didn't have it all his own way, did he?

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Yeah, no, not at the beginning, but, you know, he got there in the end.

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He really did. He really did.

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-Phil, you had the first pick!

-I know, that was so disappointing.

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Phil, it has been brilliant playing along with you today.

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-Thank you very much.

-I'm afraid we're going to have to say goodbye.

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Let's hear it for Phil!

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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We are also having a wave goodbye to Rav Wilding.

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Yeah, I'm out of the game. But that was good fun.

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-Just way harder than it looks.

-Oh, totally.

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-You wouldn't say that, because you won.

-Well, no, it was hard.

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If you don't get across on that first time

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when you are still dry, it's a proper effort after that.

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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Now, all of our celebrities have given up their time

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to try and raise as much money as possible

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for Sport Relief to help make a difference.

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Coming up, there is a film about an ex-professional footballer

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who is living with dementia.

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Sport, it has, it has always been my life.

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Football has been my life.

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I was the centre forward for...

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Oof! ..for Huddersfield, Blackburn...

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..Rotherham, Brighton, Lincoln, Bradford.

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You run out onto the pitch, it was... Oh, you know,

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to hear the crowd chanting your name is fantastic.

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It was...

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They used to sing that # Gilly, Gilly... #

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You score, oh, there is no better feeling.

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I can remember everything about the football,

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but I can't remember what I did yesterday.

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Gilly was diagnosed with vascular dementia

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and degenerative dementia in 2011.

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His short-term memory is very, very poor.

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By the time I get out of the house,

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I get to the end of the road, and I think, "Where am I going?"

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And I forget I were only going to the fish shop

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to get some fish and chips or something,

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but by the time I got there, I'd forgotten.

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And it's only 100 yards.

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Not being...

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From being able to doing things for most people,

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but not being able to do it any more is frustrating, yes.

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I get angry as well sometimes. I just... I...

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I wouldn't wish it on anybody, really.

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Gilly goes to the Alzheimer's Society

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Face It Together group.

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They discuss different ways to empower people to do more things

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when you have dementia, because it can be very isolating.

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It's really hard, because I've lost my pal. Um...

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-EMOTIONALLY:

-It's not a normal life.

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It's like you are grieving for somebody

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because you've lost them, but they are still there.

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Your money can help people living with dementia to feel

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part of a community again.

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Thank you.

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For people like Gilly and Christine, who are living with dementia,

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projects that use Sport Relief cash are a lifeline.

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And your donations will help make a real difference.

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Please, if you can, dig deep tonight

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and help change someone's life.

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It is that simple.

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Anything you can spare, it really will make a huge difference.

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Right, guys, we are at the halfway point of the competition

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and still in the game are Tida, Ange and Kerim,

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all hoping to beat tonight's champion.

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And their fate lies in the hands of Maggie Alphonsi, Iwan Thomas

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and Richard Arnold.

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Time to find out what the next race is.

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Race three is On A Roll.

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Each celebrity has a finely balanced paddle and a bowlful of balls.

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This race demands total control to guide their balls

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down the handle and drop them into the funnel

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to reach the scoring tube.

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The third person to guide five balls into their tube wins!

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This is a real test of focus, dexterity and skill.

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Who are you backing in On A Roll?

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So, who's going to have the dexterity to come out on top?

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Here's your first question.

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These have all won gold medals in which sport?

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BUZZER

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Tida just in there first.

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-Swimming?

-Is the right answer, Tida. Well done.

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APPLAUSE

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Adam Peaty, Ellie Simmonds

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and Rebecca Adlington were the ones we were looking for.

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So, Tida, we have Richard, Iwan and Maggie to choose from.

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I'm going to go with Maggie.

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Maggie Alphonsi is all yours.

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So, Ange, Kerim,

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here's your next question.

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These are early photographs of which actor?

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BUZZER

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-Kerim.

-Sean Connery.

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Is the right answer! Well done, Kerim.

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APPLAUSE

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So, you have the next pick of, well, our last two celebrities.

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I think I'm going to go Iwan.

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-Think he's got the hand-eye coordination?

-I think so.

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Iwan Thomas is yours, Kerim.

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Oh, Ange.

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-Oh, Ange!

-I have the utmost faith in Richard.

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-OK, Richard Arnold is yours, Ange.

-Yeah.

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It's time to find out who's on to a winner and who's heading home.

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And here we go.

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Race three is On A Roll!

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Iwan, unflappable.

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Maggie, unbreakable.

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Richard, completely unfathomable.

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-KLAXON

-And they're off!

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Now, they need five balls in the tube.

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Maggie's too fast. She's overshot with that one.

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What's Richard got here?

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Well, not much. He misses, too.

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Has Iwan got the knack, perhaps? Steady little flick.

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Yes! That's his first ball in,

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and that ball eventually makes its way into the case

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for all to see. Take two from Maggie. Oh, easy!

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One ball in for her, there it goes.

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Now, can Richard match them?

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Well, not like that, no. It wobbles off and it's out.

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It's absolute ball-mageddon out there.

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Oh, but just like that, Iwan steers his second into that tube.

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A goodness me, could this be a third?

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It is! It's a third!

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He's really got the hang of this now!

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Could it be a fourth? Oh, yes!

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Iwan on a roll in On A Roll. Trying saying that 10 times quickly!

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And there's Maggie's second ball. Come on, Richard.

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Steady hand.

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Oh, it's in, you know! There's his first.

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Richard, one, Maggie, two, Iwan four. You need five to win.

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Iwan concentrating like mad, flick - and there's his fifth.

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Iwan "Five Balls" Thomas wins On A Roll.

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So now we get down to the nitty-gritty, Richard versus Maggie.

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Who will be second?

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Richard hits the pan! Oh, no, it's out.

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Wow. And so is Maggie.

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But just like that, Richard is back in this game.

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Can he get his second ball? Yes, he can.

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So, it's two apiece now.

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Iwan could've boiled an egg in the time he's been standing there,

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but that's not important.

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Richard takes the lead, 3-2.

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Maggie desperately scrabbling for another ball.

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Is this going to hit the target? It is! Three apiece.

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Who's going to take an advantage here?

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Richard with a fourth. No!

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But Maggie does. Maggie does.

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That's Maggie's fourth.

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One more to win. Richard gets his fourth, too.

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This could not be closer! The next ball down wins it.

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Can Maggie nail this one for the win?

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No, she can't.

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So, Richard could take this.

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As Maggie launches another one, too.

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Richard's in, Maggie's in.

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Well, who's going to drop first?

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Oh! This is agonisingly close!

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-APPLAUSE

-It's Maggie!

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Maggie in second.

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Oh, and there's Richard's fifth ball.

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Richard cannot believe it.

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This ball game could not have been closer.

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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Kerim, unlike the others, you were sitting back, relaxing,

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like, hey, what's all the fuss about?

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-Felt good, felt good.

-LAUGHTER

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I bet it did. You were right.

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-I think he did really well there.

-He did exceptionally well. Tida!

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-It was so close, like literally my heart is beating.

-Yeah.

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But the thing was, her ball went in before Richard's.

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So for a minute, Ange,

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it looks like you are heading into the next round.

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I feel gutted for Richard, because I think he deserved to go through.

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Give it up for Ange, everyone.

0:23:510:23:52

APPLAUSE

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And let's hear from Race HQ.

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I enjoyed that. I enjoyed that much more than the last two.

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-Cos you're dry.

-Yeah, I don't smell like mud. Stinking mud.

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So, I feel much better because of that.

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APPLAUSE

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So, Tida and Kerim,

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only one of you can make it through to our final round.

0:24:100:24:14

Let's take a look at the race that'll decide your fate.

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In race four, our celebrities will tackle The Death Slide.

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They'll scramble 20 metres up a climbing wall.

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It's a test of courage and steady nerves as they drop

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down the slide and plunge into the freezing waters below.

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Then it's a short swim to the mats before they haul themselves out

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and sprint to the finish line.

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Who are you behind in The Death Slide?

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Choosing first in this round could make all the difference,

0:24:410:24:44

so we've made it a bit harder.

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In this head-to-head, you're going to have to answer not one,

0:24:470:24:49

but two questions correctly, all right?

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Here is your first question.

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These all attended which school?

0:24:540:24:56

-Kerim.

-Eton.

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Correct, Eton is what we were looking for.

0:25:010:25:04

APPLAUSE

0:25:040:25:05

We have Eddie Redmayne and Tom Hiddleston

0:25:060:25:09

and Princes William and Harry.

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Kerim, you are one up, but Tida, you aren't out of the game.

0:25:110:25:14

And here's your next question.

0:25:140:25:16

These celebrities both have which famous father?

0:25:160:25:20

BUZZER

0:25:200:25:21

-Kerim?

-Will Smith.

0:25:210:25:23

Is the answer we were looking for! Well done.

0:25:230:25:26

APPLAUSE Willow Smith and Jaden Smith.

0:25:260:25:30

So Kerim, that is 2-0, which means you have the pick

0:25:300:25:34

of our two remaining celebrities,

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Iwan and Maggie. So, where are you going to go?

0:25:360:25:39

As good as I think Iwan is,

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I have a feeling Maggie's going to take this one, so my pick is Maggie.

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Maggie Alphonsi, Kerim, is yours.

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So, Tida, you have Iwan.

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I was actually going to pick Iwan,

0:25:510:25:53

so, yeah, I'm really happy with that. Cheers.

0:25:530:25:54

Good, all right. So, it all comes down to this next race,

0:25:540:25:57

Olympian against World Cup winner.

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Let's take on The Death Slide.

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Race four is The Death Slide!

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Iwan Thomas checking that helmet's still there.

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Maggie Alphonsi checking those thumbs are still there.

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Two sporting champions facing off,

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but which champion will be out-championed?

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-KLAXON

-And they're off!

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Oh, no, a stumble from Maggie at the start,

0:26:210:26:23

so Iwan takes advantage, flying up that wall.

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He glides across the top, straight into the drop!

0:26:260:26:30

He's down the slide and into the air!

0:26:300:26:33

And he has landed upright.

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And that water's probably gone right up his shorts.

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Maggie needs a great drop here if she's going to catch him.

0:26:370:26:40

Is it going to be a great drop?

0:26:400:26:42

Well, you have to say that was more Tess Daly than Tom Daley.

0:26:430:26:46

Let's see it again.

0:26:460:26:47

Maggie on her back there, into the water, almost neck first.

0:26:470:26:52

Meanwhile, Iwan is powering on.

0:26:520:26:54

Extraordinary stuff from Iwan.

0:26:540:26:57

Maggie thrashing her way along, but Iwan,

0:26:570:26:59

-you have to say he's up and on the mat.

-Come on, Maggie!

0:26:590:27:03

And that's an impressive bit of crawling from Iwan there.

0:27:030:27:06

Not quite such an impressive front crawl from Maggie.

0:27:060:27:10

Someone better chuck that woman a float, I think.

0:27:100:27:13

Iwan takes the finish line. He claims top spot.

0:27:130:27:15

-Here comes Maggie.

-APPLAUSE

0:27:150:27:17

She's now steaming across that mat.

0:27:170:27:20

She's definitely up for second.

0:27:200:27:22

Yeah! That's it confirmed - and to end, they both shake.

0:27:220:27:26

Like leaves, probably. It's freezing out there.

0:27:260:27:28

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:27:280:27:30

It was a walkover in the end, wasn't it?

0:27:330:27:35

But Tida, you're going through to our final round!

0:27:350:27:38

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:27:380:27:39

Kerim, you have played a fabulous game.

0:27:410:27:44

I'm afraid, though, it is the end of the road for you,

0:27:440:27:46

so we're going to have to say goodbye.

0:27:460:27:48

Let's hear it for Kerim, everyone.

0:27:480:27:50

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:27:500:27:52

And let's hear it from our final two celebs, Maggie and Iwan.

0:27:530:27:57

You only lose once, I think,

0:27:570:27:59

when I'm competing, and that's my one loss and now...

0:27:590:28:04

-Now it's on.

-It's on.

-Now it's on.

-It's on.

0:28:040:28:06

APPLAUSE OK, in a moment,

0:28:060:28:08

all of our celebrities will be back to take part in the final race.

0:28:080:28:12

But first, here's a reminder of why we're all here tonight.

0:28:120:28:15

Tom Daley travelled to Malawi to see first-hand

0:28:150:28:18

the devastating effects of malaria.

0:28:180:28:21

Now, this is a tough film to watch,

0:28:210:28:22

but it shows just how important your support is.

0:28:220:28:26

TOM DALEY: In Malawi, many children are at risk of malaria.

0:28:260:28:30

Most in danger are those under the age of five.

0:28:300:28:34

I'm here in the children's emergency ward and kids are coming in

0:28:340:28:39

here today, fighting for their lives with malaria.

0:28:390:28:43

Their parents, the looks on their faces,

0:28:430:28:45

the unknown and worrying,

0:28:450:28:47

and in some cases, it's two to three per bed.

0:28:470:28:51

Malaria can usually be treated

0:28:510:28:52

if children get to the hospital on time, but in some cases,

0:28:520:28:55

there can be an added complication to this deadly disease.

0:28:550:28:59

Cerebral malaria is basically when the malaria gets to the brain,

0:28:590:29:03

causing havoc there.

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Then they have the neurological issues.

0:29:040:29:06

So what are the long-term effects?

0:29:060:29:09

If it's quite severe,

0:29:090:29:11

then they might end up having permanent disability.

0:29:110:29:14

Where they're not able to walk, they have to be carried around

0:29:140:29:17

for the rest of their life, being fed and so on, yeah.

0:29:170:29:21

Jafali developed cerebral malaria when he was only three years old.

0:29:230:29:28

Thankfully, he recovered.

0:29:280:29:30

But now at seven, he's left with lifelong disability.

0:29:300:29:33

His grandmother looks after him.

0:29:330:29:36

The key is to catch this disease quickly

0:30:010:30:04

when it is easier to treat, before other complications may develop.

0:30:040:30:08

Your donation can help train health workers to diagnose

0:30:080:30:11

and treat malaria before it's too late.

0:30:110:30:14

Imagine if your child was suffering with malaria.

0:30:140:30:17

You would do anything you could to try and give them

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the best shot at living a happy, healthy and productive life.

0:30:210:30:25

It takes two seconds to send a text,

0:30:250:30:27

and you're probably on your phone right now, so please

0:30:270:30:31

send that text and give what you can to make a real difference.

0:30:310:30:35

To donate £5...

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Or to donate £10...

0:30:390:30:41

Well, the good news is, thanks to your money, Jafali is being

0:30:440:30:47

supported by a project and is now enrolled in school.

0:30:470:30:50

But his life could've been so different

0:30:500:30:52

if the malaria had been diagnosed and treated earlier.

0:30:520:30:56

Please give whatever you can tonight.

0:30:560:30:58

Anything you can spare really will make a difference.

0:30:580:31:01

Now though, I am here with tonight's finalist. Let's hear it for Tida.

0:31:010:31:06

APPLAUSE

0:31:060:31:08

You've played a great game and you absolutely deserve to be here.

0:31:090:31:13

-Here's the thing, we are all here to raise lots of money.

-Yeah.

0:31:130:31:16

But we also want you to go home

0:31:160:31:17

with something very special, as well. OK?

0:31:170:31:20

Let's have a look at what you are playing for tonight.

0:31:200:31:22

The winner is...

0:31:220:31:24

Lewis Hamilton.

0:31:240:31:25

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:31:250:31:27

Michael Phelps!

0:31:290:31:30

Claudia Fragapane.

0:31:320:31:33

APPLAUSE

0:31:330:31:34

Andy Murray.

0:31:340:31:35

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:31:350:31:38

What about that, Tida?

0:31:380:31:41

Wow! OK. Let me explain,

0:31:410:31:43

you and a friend will be able to rub shoulders

0:31:430:31:46

with some of the world's top athletes

0:31:460:31:48

-at BBC's Sports Personality of the Year Awards.

-Yay!

0:31:480:31:52

But that is not all, Tida.

0:31:520:31:54

Because you'll also be given an exclusive backstage tour,

0:31:540:31:58

you're going to take part in the rehearsals,

0:31:580:32:00

and you'll even have the chance to meet the presenters.

0:32:000:32:03

And we have to say a huge thank you to Sports Personality of the Year

0:32:030:32:06

for this fantastic prize.

0:32:060:32:08

-APPLAUSE, TIDA LAUGHS

-So exciting!

0:32:080:32:10

So, in our final race, Tida,

0:32:100:32:12

all of our five celebrities are going to be back in play.

0:32:120:32:15

-All you've got to do is choose the winner.

-OK.

0:32:150:32:17

I'm going to ask you four questions.

0:32:170:32:19

For every question you get right, you get to pick a celebrity.

0:32:190:32:22

-Tida, shall we do this?

-Yes, let's do this.

-All right.

0:32:220:32:25

Tida, come on, here's your first question.

0:32:250:32:28

Is it...

0:32:340:32:36

Erm...

0:32:400:32:42

Serena Williams?

0:32:420:32:44

-You think so?

-Oh, my God.

0:32:440:32:45

This is just a complete guess. I don't know...

0:32:450:32:48

-Want to guess with Serena?

-Yes.

-OK, all right.

0:32:480:32:51

Let's confirm Serena. So, were you right?

0:32:510:32:54

No.

0:32:550:32:57

Not right, not this time.

0:32:570:32:58

Let's see what the right answer was.

0:32:580:33:01

Martina Navratilova.

0:33:010:33:03

She's got nine. Serena's won seven singles titles.

0:33:030:33:08

-OK.

-That's all right.

0:33:080:33:09

We still have three more questions to ask.

0:33:090:33:12

Let's get question number two up on the board here.

0:33:120:33:14

Erm...

0:33:270:33:29

-Oh, God.

-It's tricky.

-This is a guess, again.

0:33:290:33:31

Dylan...

0:33:310:33:33

Peace?

0:33:330:33:35

-Yeah.

-Yeah?

0:33:350:33:36

OK, all right. Let's confirm Peace.

0:33:360:33:39

Is that the right answer?

0:33:390:33:42

No.

0:33:420:33:43

So, it wasn't Peace. What was it?

0:33:430:33:47

-Literature.

-Right.

-Literature.

0:33:470:33:49

Here's question number three.

0:33:490:33:51

Um...

0:34:040:34:05

The king?

0:34:050:34:06

-Going to go for king?

-Yeah.

-OK, OK.

0:34:080:34:10

Let's lock in king.

0:34:100:34:13

Was it right?

0:34:130:34:14

APPLAUSE

0:34:150:34:18

We've got one question right. All right.

0:34:180:34:21

Breathe that sigh of relief.

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So, that means we've got one celebrity to choose in the showdown.

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-OK.

-Last question. Here it comes.

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I'd say Netherlands.

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Let's confirm the Netherlands.

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Was it right?

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No! AUDIENCE GROANS

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The right answer was...?

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-Ireland.

-Oh, Ireland!

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-Oh, right.

-Ireland have won it seven times.

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The Netherlands, only four.

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But you've got one question right,

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-which means you have one choice of a celebrity.

-OK.

0:35:020:35:06

-And we only need one to cross the finish line first.

-Right.

-OK?

0:35:060:35:10

So, here are your five celebrities, Tida.

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But who is the celebrity you would like to pick?

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I'm going to go with Iwan.

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-He's been a great competitor, hasn't he?

-Yeah, he has.

-OK.

0:35:200:35:22

Let's confirm Iwan Thomas.

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I would love you to go to the Sports Personality of the Year Awards.

0:35:250:35:29

-Are you ready?

-Yeah, I'm ready.

-OK, here we go.

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This is the showdown! And they're back!

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Rav, setting himself.

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Richard, wetting himself.

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Amber, just being herself.

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Maggie, preparing herself.

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Iwan, loving himself in that gorgeous helmet.

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KLAXON

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And they're off!

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And it's a great start from Iwan and Rav on the far side.

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Amber next, then Maggie, then Richard,

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who seems to have forgotten it's a race.

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But it's Iwan with the edge.

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He finally lands, but Rav's hit that water so hard

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it might need a standing eight count.

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Iwan already up and out.

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Maggie, Rav on his tail.

0:36:100:36:12

Iwan focused here.

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One step and a jump over the top of the slide.

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Maggie's just behind him. Here comes Rav.

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Richard and Amber trailing.

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But look at Iwan go!

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He's like lightning!

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And much like lightning, not so great in the water.

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Maggie now.

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Heading down that slide like it's child's play, which, you know,

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to be fair, it basically is. Over the net she goes.

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Oh, look at this, Rav now challenging.

0:36:470:36:49

Ah, the classic, the sideways slip.

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-Can anyone catch Iwan?

-TIDA:

-Come on!

0:36:520:36:54

-VO:

-It doesn't like it, to be fair.

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Richard falls!

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Handing fourth place to Amber.

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But Iwan is up and out for a sprint finish!

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And he's a sprinter, so he's going to take it.

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-APPLAUSE

-Iwan is the winner. Well done, sir.

0:37:070:37:11

Very impressive. This net has taken its toll on Maggie.

0:37:110:37:14

Richard's at the top of the slide.

0:37:140:37:17

What's happened to Amber there?

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My goodness me! She's just swallowed half the lake.

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Maybe even a goldfish or two.

0:37:230:37:25

Rav showing great determination there.

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Look at his face.

0:37:280:37:29

Amber still digesting that goldfish

0:37:290:37:31

and Richard doggy paddling like a good 'un.

0:37:310:37:34

Maggie's out. So is Rav.

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Little look behind him,

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let's hope there was no ungentlemanly taunting there.

0:37:380:37:41

-Maggie's up for second.

-CHEERING

0:37:410:37:43

Here comes Rav for third.

0:37:430:37:45

Amber is out.

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Can she catch Richard? No!

0:37:490:37:51

No, it's going to be fourth to Richard,

0:37:510:37:53

if he can just get up there, and it's Amber in fifth,

0:37:530:37:58

being hauled up.

0:37:580:38:00

Big, damp group hug to finish, I think.

0:38:000:38:02

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:38:040:38:06

-Tida, you've done it, you've done it.

-That was so good.

0:38:060:38:09

-Tida...

-Oh, I'm so happy!

0:38:090:38:10

Tida, you are going to the BBC Sports Personality of the Year.

0:38:100:38:13

You're going to go on an exclusive backstage tour,

0:38:130:38:16

-meet the presenters...

-Thank you so much.

0:38:160:38:18

Let's hear it for our winner tonight one more time.

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Tida, everyone.

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:38:230:38:24

And a very big thank you to all of our celebrities for putting

0:38:260:38:30

themselves through mud, sweat and tears, all for charity.

0:38:300:38:33

And Sport Relief really needs your donations,

0:38:330:38:35

so remember to keep on texting.

0:38:350:38:37

All the details of your screen right now, so please dig deep,

0:38:370:38:41

because every single donation really can change a life.

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Whoa! OK!

0:38:450:38:47

That is the end of the show.

0:38:470:38:48

Join us next week, when five more contestants

0:38:480:38:51

will be pinning their hopes

0:38:510:38:53

on five brand-new celebrities, but for now...

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And we're off!

0:38:560:38:57

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:38:570:39:00

Ore Oduba hosts as Amber Davies, Richard Arnold, Maggie Alphonsi, Iwan Thomas and Rav Wilding battle it out in five fun races, while in the studio five contestants try to pick the winner. The contestants answer questions for the right to pick the celebrity that they think will win the race, and in each round the contestant who picks the losing celebrity leaves the game.