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It's that time again! We're here to give it some welly on your telly

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here at Ally Pally! So, no time to waste willy-nilly!

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No! Let's go bargain hunting! Yeah!

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Alexandra Palace is our home for today,

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but will these magnificent surroundings

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be reflected in our teams' results?

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Well, that's all up to the teams.

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Let's have a quick squint at what's coming up.

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'Today, JP tries subtle mind control.'

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They're rather cute. I think they're lovely. They're rather sweet. You're the decision-maker here.

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'While Mark's brain overheats.'

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I think I might need to calm myself down a bit.

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-I'll fan you.

-Thank you.

-'Ahh. Let's meet the teams.'

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Well, we've got double daughter trouble on the show today,

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because for the Reds, we've got Anne and daughter Sophie,

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and for the Blues, we've got Donald and daughter Katy.

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-Hello, everyone.

-ALL: Hello!

-Lovely to see you all.

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Now, Anne, you're a nurse who has an aversion to blood. Tell us about that.

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Well, I am a retired nurse, but I tried not to look.

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And where and when did you start?

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Started, oh, dear, 1966, I'm afraid to say,

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-at the Radcliffe Infirmary at Oxford.

-You were very, very young.

-Yes.

-Yes.

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And why the aversion to blood, then?

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Well, I don't think I knew that that was going to be in the equation

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-when I applied to be a nurse.

-No, no, quite.

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-It was all going to be starched uniforms and Hattie Jacques.

-Yes!

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-Exactly.

-And handsome doctors.

-That's right.

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Now, you're trying to teach our Soph a thing or two about gardening, I'm told.

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Yes. We've moved for the first time in nearly 40 years

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about 700 yards down the road to a house with a bigger garden.

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-Right. And you're a keen gardener?

-I am. And Soph's helping out.

-Yes.

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-Soph's good at compost.

-Is she?

-Very good at compost. Yeah.

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-But she'll progress.

-Really?

-Yes.

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But you've been up to more than compost recently, haven't you?

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I have, yes. I've had a baby recently, so I'm on maternity leave at the moment.

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-Are you?

-Yep.

-And a he or a she?

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-He. Small Hugo.

-Little Hugo.

-Yep.

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Tell me, Soph, you had a spectacular wedding. Tell us about that.

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-Yes. I got married in Westminster Abbey.

-You never did!

-I did.

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And, in fact, by chance, we got married on the Queen's birthday,

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so we had a fly-past and all the bells being rung. Nothing to do with us.

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-Never!

-Yes!

-You came out of Westminster Abbey and you had a fly-past?

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-Yep!

-That's a very good omen, isn't it?

-I hope so.

-HE LAUGHS

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Well, I'm sure it will be. Now, how do you rate your chances today on the old Bargain Hunt?

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-Are you going to do brilliantly?

-Totally brilliantly.

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-Really?

-I think so, yes.

-OK, well, that's fighting talk.

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That's what I like to hear. Women with spirit. Are you quaking in your boots, Blues?

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Absolutely. THEY LAUGH

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Now, Don, you love your job so much that you managed to delay retirement and you're never going to retire.

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Well, never is a long time. But yes, I am continuing to work and travel.

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-And what is your job?

-I look after a worldwide sales team

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for a company that's involved with aviation and defence

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-and marine parts and information.

-Right.

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-Now, you married a Brit.

-I did.

-Are you a Brit yourself now?

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I am not. Yet.

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-But it's been 20 years, trying to learn the language.

-Yes.

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-Well, I must say, your language is coming along just beautifully.

-Thank you.

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-Now, Katy, you've just done an about-face in your career.

-I have.

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-Tell us about that.

-I did a degree in media studies,

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did a year or so interning for fashion and media companies

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and it wasn't really for me, so I decided to become a primary teacher

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-and I'm studying now and I love it.

-Do you?

-Yeah.

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-And how long does it take you to get qualified?

-I'll be done by June.

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Who knows, maybe one day you'll look after Hugo.

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-Good luck!

-Thank you!

-Good luck says the mother with feeling.

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-That's lovely. So you're much happier doing that.

-I am.

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I'm much better with children than I am with grownups.

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-What sort of things do you collect?

-I collect cameras, actually.

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I have done for quite a while. I don't know what to do with half of them,

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but I've got quite a big collection now.

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Will you be buying cameras to make a profit in Bargain Hunt today?

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-I might have a look.

-OK, great.

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Now the money moment. OK, £300 a piece. Here's your £300. £300.

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You know the rules. Your experts await. And off you go!

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And very, very, very good luck.

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Westminster Abbey, eh? Ding-dong!

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-BELL RINGS

-'Which experts will be clued up and on the trail of today's bargains?

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'For the Reds, Bargain Hunt's answer to Juliet Bravo, Jonathan Pratt.

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'And intently scanning each item for fingerprints for the Blues,

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'it's Mark Stacey, looking serious.'

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-It's amazing.

-Isn't it wonderful?

-We should be able to find something.

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-'Yep, that would be a great start.'

-What's the tactics today?

-Spend, spend, spend.

-OK.

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-Buy low, sell high.

-Oh, I don't like the sound of this.

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-Let's go from one end to the other.

-OK.

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'Good luck getting through this lot, JP.'

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-Can I just show you something?

-Yes.

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I think they're really wacky. Those big bottles.

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-I like it!

-You might absolutely hate them.

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But I just think they're really ridiculous.

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-I think they could be quite fun.

-£5! Bargain!

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I mean, £5 each.

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I would almost hate to try and negotiate.

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You wanted to buy low!

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No, it's entirely up to you. I mean, I think they're wacky.

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I think they're really weird.

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-Let's have a little look.

-Yeah.

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-I mean, look. I mean, it's just moulded glass.

-Mm.

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-There's no great quality there.

-No.

-But they're just really fun.

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-Yeah.

-And the price is probably right.

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-They're just fun, aren't they?

-Mm.

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-Do they come in a pair?

-Well, no, they're £5 each.

-Yeah.

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-But...

-No, I like them.

-A pound or two off the pair?

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-What would you do the pair for?

-The gentleman said 8, so...

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-Well, £4 each, I mean, £8.

-You can have them for 8.

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I mean, somebody might pay 20 quid for them.

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-They might do.

-I think go for it.

-For £8, I mean...

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-Can't go wrong!

-I mean, we're being really mean. We shouldn't pay only £8.

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I mean, with all that money we've got the spend.

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'It's never stopped you before, Mark.'

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-So you're happy with them for £8?

-Yes, I think so. Why not?

-Well, I think that's a deal. 8 quid.

-Yes.

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Well done, that's our first buy within five minutes.

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'Indeed! And you haven't broken the bank,

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'but you have brokered your first deal. Well done, Blues!'

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Look at the little dogs. What do you think about those?

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They're rather cute, aren't they? Let's have a look.

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-Little miniature Staffordshire dogs. Rather cute, aren't they?

-Yeah.

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What do you think?

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He's saying we could do them for 25.

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-Again, they're 19th century.

-Everyone loves spaniels.

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And the modelling on them is good, because when they cast a hollow figure like this,

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-it's just a slop of pottery poured into a mould.

-Yes.

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Whereas this is a more complicated process for making them.

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-I think they're rather sweet.

-I quite like those.

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-Sorry, I'm diving in. Have one each.

-He's got a bit of a crack round his front.

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-No, he hasn't, it's the gold.

-It's just the gold leaf.

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-You have a look at that one.

-'Don't give a dog a bad name, Anne.'

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-They look like a trusted friend, don't they?

-They do.

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-And I'm a dog-lover, anyway.

-Yeah. I like those!

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I think they're really good. I really like those.

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-What was your absolute...

-25.

-25.

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-It's the rock bottom price.

-I think they're lovely.

-Come on, then.

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Don't ask me! You're the decision-maker here.

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Look, they've got the hairy spaniel look about them.

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-I think they're really cute.

-Yes. They look trusty and they're perfect.

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-Yes, thank you very much.

-Hooray! We're on our first one!

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'And as the Reds come to heel, it's one bargain a piece at 15 minutes in.'

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-Now we need to go and spend big.

-Yeah.

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-Right! There's the sort of words that I like to hear. Let's go.

-'Me, too! Go for it, Reds!'

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-I can't see a thing.

-Well, it doesn't work.

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-What's this? What's that?

-I just saw that, too.

-That's a double-ended scent bottle, I think, isn't it?

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I haven't got the silver marks on there.

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-Oh!

-But I'm sure it is silver.

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-We like the marks, though.

-I like that.

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This is faceted glass. If you hold it right up to the light,

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you can see it's actually ruby-coloured.

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And then this one screws off.

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But it's very, very typically Victoria.

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-How do you think it would do?

-Without the marks?

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Well, I think they're still collectable.

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The dealer's priced it fairly reasonably.

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-Is it something you like?

-I do.

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-I like it.

-It's reasonable quality.

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-I do like it.

-Can you sniff a scent of success?

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-Let's see.

-'Oh, Mark, that joke stinks!'

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-It does smell, yes.

-The sweet smell of success.

-Ohh!

-'Yes, we've done that joke, Don.'

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-How do you feel about this?

-Well...

-I think it's sweet.

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-Would could it be?

-Er, 50?

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-Oh, don't look like that!

-It's still a bit...

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Please don't look like that!

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Is there any way we could get it for 40?

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-As a special favour?

-She said yes.

-Are you sure?

-Absolutely.

-Oh, thank you!

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-Are you happy with 40?

-We're very happy.

-Thank you so much.

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'And that's item number two. I detect the sweet smell of... Oh, dear.'

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I think we have to go a little bit higher, a little bit more substantial, I think,

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-to make a good profit.

-We've got some bargains.

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-We've had some great bargains so far.

-Need to aim a bit higher.

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I wanted to spend big. They're a bit scatty, aren't they?

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But I rather like them, actually. I think their approach,

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although scatty and not my idea of the right approach,

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probably will yield a very good result.

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'That's right, Mark. This business often favours the left-field approach.

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'Our Reds, on the other hand, are working systematically and slowly

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'from one end to the other.'

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-Ladies, we're halfway through now.

-Oh, sorry.

-Can you believe it?

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-30 minutes has gone.

-Right, come on, come on.

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We've got to spot something fantastic.

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Look.

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-Ooh!

-What about that?

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-It's awfully pretty.

-It is pretty, yeah.

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-Nice blue.

-It is 195.

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-It is a lot of money.

-It is a lot of money.

-Yes.

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-But it is a nice example.

-Is it perfect?

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-What's it called? Sparrow Beak.

-Yes.

-Is that cos of the shape?

-Yes.

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There's a very, very fine bit of wear on the tip, but it's all right, actually.

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It's Worcester, it's mid-18th century.

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It's a market that was very, very big at one time

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and you don't see an awful amount of it,

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but it's historically a really nice piece of porcelain.

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-Shall we ask about the provenance?

-You could.

-Will you ask?

-Yeah, OK.

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Actually, that's pretty, Soph.

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-The little...

-The little box with the silver lid.

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What's the little box for?

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-A dressing table?

-What would you do on that?

-It's lovely!

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We could get both.

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Ask Jonathan. He's the expert, he'll know the answer.

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-'One would hope so, Anne.'

-Oh, hey!

-This, as well.

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-HE LAUGHS

-Best price for the jug is £160.

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-Condition's good. And you can see it's really well made.

-Yes.

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I mean, it's crisp pottery.

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-And we like it, don't we? Do we?

-Yes!

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I mean, that would be a bold step, £160.

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'Yes, fortune favours the brave and the bold. Just not always on Bargain Hunt.'

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OK. This is nice quality decoration on it.

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If it were an English hallmarked piece, I would equate to probably £50, £60 of value of a lot,

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-but I wouldn't tend to sell them separately.

-OK.

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But it's a French piece. It wouldn't have the same call at auction that an English piece might.

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Now, we've bought the dogs,

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so if we bought the jug and the dogs,

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how much does that leave us?

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160. How much were the dogs?

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-25.

-25. They were a really good buy!

-They were, really.

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-So we'd still have £115 left.

-That's loads!

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And still well over 20 minutes left.

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-Let's have it.

-Let's have it!

-You're going to go for the jug?

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-Yes!

-Yes, please.

-OK. So, hang on.

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-So, the jug...

-What's the absolute best?

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Would you do it for 150 and then we'll give you the money right away?

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-Yeah, go on, then.

-Brilliant!

-There we go, £150.

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-Thank you very much.

-Thank you.

-Thank you.

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-Jolly good! Two down.

-Great!

-Another tenner. You've got £125 now.

-Yep.

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'Good work, JP. Smooth and quick. Just like a good espresso.

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'But both teams need to wake up and smell the coffee

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'as the clock is ticking on and they still have one item each to find!'

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-SHE LAUGHS

-But look how different it is!

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It's a doll with a cat face!

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-I think it's absolutely ridiculous.

-SHE LAUGHS

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-But I don't think anyone would buy it apart from me.

-No, I don't think so.

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Well, there are some strange people out there, Kate.

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-What are you saying?

-You are not alone.

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-'Ooh! Say what you think please, Mark!'

-I think after this,

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I shall be going to the home for the bewildered.

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'Yeah. I'll prepare the guestroom for you.'

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It is actually growing on me. The colours and the eyes.

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-Unusual.

-She's started to talk to me.

-Why has she got a blue face?

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-And this dress?

-I may need help.

-THEY LAUGH

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'If you don't find item three, you'll need all the help you can get.'

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Find something interesting, Don, please!

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-Or you will be stuck with the cat.

-'With this scattergun approach,

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'Mark is in danger of being left with nothing more than that wretched cat for comfort!'

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-We cannot buy that cat.

-SHE LAUGHS

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'How are those methodical Reds doing?'

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-What about the ink pot?

-That's pretty cool, actually.

-Chunky.

-Yeah.

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-It's a capstan, that you tie the boat up to.

-Yeah.

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-How much is the big capstan?

-It's 135.

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135. And you've got 125 left.

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OK, let's have a look. Gosh.

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It's about 1910 or 19... But the marks are pretty rubbed.

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So, you know, it's... What's going for it is size.

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The downside is, the marks are polished so you can barely read them.

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So what you're buying is something for a gentleman's desk.

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-It's quite classic.

-Show, yeah. That's what it is.

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-What do you think?

-110.

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-110.

-Is that the absolutely...

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Is that the absolutely best?

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What I'd say with that one, at auction,

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I would probably equate £80 to £120 at auction for it,

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so we're smack in the middle. You could make a profit, you might make a small loss.

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-Shall we think about it?

-Well, yeah. We've got quarter of an hour.

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-I want you to buy three things that you really like.

-Yes.

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-So far, you've bought two things that you adore.

-Yes.

-Do you really love that?

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-You know?

-Decisions, decisions!

-15 minutes.

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-Let's walk away, remember where we are.

-Thank you for your time.

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And we may well come back.

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-Now, I've just seen this.

-I love that!

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It's a revolving book table. Mahogany with satinwood banding.

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-And it's Edwardian. I've never quite seen one like this before.

-No.

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-Edwardian.

-It's probably going to be over our budget.

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-Do you know whose stall this is? Oh, is it yours, sir?

-Yes.

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-Hello there.

-Hi.

-This needs a little bit of work and attention,

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-but I rather like it. Don't you?

-Yes.

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-It is quite expensive, though.

-Oh, is it? What sort of money is it?

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Er, it's 250.

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Oh, no, no. That's over our limit.

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Thank you. Shame.

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'Hang on, Blues. You've only spent £70, remember? What's happened to the haggling?'

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Is it worth us trying to negotiate with you, sir? Or is that your best price?

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-Did you say it needs a bit of...

-We can negotiate.

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-Because...

-It does need a bit of work done.

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-Edwin Paine.

-I think it's lovely.

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Upholsterer and cabinet maker and undertaker.

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THEY LAUGH

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-I love that.

-'Oh, well, it's your funeral, Blues.'

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-I think it's really charming, don't you?

-I do.

-I'll do 190.

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Ooh, sir, you are tempting us.

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-To help you.

-I'm getting so hot.

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-SHE LAUGHS

-I think I might need to calm myself down a bit.

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-I'll fan you.

-Thank you.

-SHE LAUGHS

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It's been a long day. It's been a long day.

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-Can we say 180?

-190.

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-It's up to you, guys.

-Yeah, I think... I think not.

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-No?

-I think not.

-You think?

0:17:100:17:13

I hate to say that to Mark, but we'll make him keep walking.

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-How many minutes have we got? Six minutes.

-I'd almost go back and get the cat.

-Six minutes left.

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-I don't know!

-OK.

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-I think...

-We'll find something else.

-Thank you.

-That's all right.

-Thanks.

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-Are you sure?

-Yeah.

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-OK, so, time now is really ticking away.

-Yes.

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We've got two very good items. You really do like, it seems, the capstan inkwell.

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-We did want a bit of silver.

-Yes.

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-Let's go back and get the silver.

-It's a very impressive thing.

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-I've told you marks are rubbed and stuff.

-Let's have it.

-Let's go.

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-There's still some negotiating that can be done.

-Do you think?

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-Look. What do you think, Soph?

-Yep, let's go for it.

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-Only 110 to you.

-Thank you very much.

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-I think that's fair, isn't it?

-Yeah, I think that's great.

-Thank you very much indeed.

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'Good work, Reds. Now, if you Blues don't sort out item three quickly,

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'there's going to be a right pen and ink and no mistake.'

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-OK.

-Do you think, yeah?

-Go back for the table?

-Table. Do you think?

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-Yeah.

-I think so, honestly. But do you think?

-OK.

0:18:140:18:16

-No!

-No, OK.

-'Come on!'

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-Table, cat, table, cat.

-It's entirely up to you.

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-Let's say table.

-Table?

-Are you sure you're happy with it?

-Are you sure?

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-I would happily get the cat.

-You like it.

-I love the cat!

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Mark, we have a dilemma. Table or cat?

0:18:310:18:34

Well, to be honest, it's difficult.

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I mean, I really would love to take a risk on the table,

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-but it might go pear-shaped.

-Yeah.

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It might go pear-shaped. But I think at least the table has got some...

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..something of quality about it.

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-SHE LAUGHS

-I think.

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-Shall we edge this way?

-Yes.

-Cos time is rapidly running out.

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It's entirely up to you, honestly.

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-I mean, I'm only your...

-There's people looking!

-Eh?

-There's people looking.

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'Oh, dear. Has the decision been made for you, Blues?'

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-Shall we just take it?

-Shall we?

-Yes.

-Yes.

0:19:100:19:12

-Yes.

-Can we have it for what we agreed?

0:19:120:19:16

-Which was what?

-180, was it?

0:19:160:19:18

-Please?

-185.

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-Ohh! You're killing us here!

-I've had a long day with this lot.

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-OK, 180.

-180. Please, God. I've made the decision for you.

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-Now let me go home, please!

-Thank you.

-Let me go home!

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-Oh. What a wonderful...

-What a wonderful table.

-..final buy.

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MARK CLAPS We've saved all of our money to buy this at the end.

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'Ooh, thank goodness for that. Although, I'd loved to have seen Mark's face

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'if he'd been forced to buy the cat.'

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Well done, bargain hunters. The hour is well and truly up.

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Let's have a quick look at what the Red Team bought.

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Does this suit me?

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'They started their end-to-end sweep of the fair

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'with these 19th century Staffordshire pottery spaniels

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'for £25.

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'Then they shifted from Staffordshire to Worcester

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'with this blue decorated jug for £150.

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'Finally, they went with this large silver capstan inkwell

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'for £110.'

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-These girls have spent up magnificently!

-I knew you'd be pleased.

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-How much did you spend in the end?

-£285.

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That is such a good total!

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-Yes.

-That's such a womanly total.

-But the poor chap's got so little to go and spend.

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Don't you worry about the poor chap.

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The poor chap's had less than £15 in the past.

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-Have you got the £15 about your person?

-Yes, Sophie's in charge of that.

-Lovely.

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-Thank you. You're in charge of the dosh.

-Yes.

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Now, I have to ask you, which is your favourite piece?

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Well, we bought well

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and I think the Staffordshire dogs.

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We all agreed we really like them.

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-OK.

-You'll like them, I'm sure.

-They're your favourites?

-I think so.

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-Which will bring the biggest profit?

-The dogs.

-The dogs have it.

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-Thank you very much.

-£15.

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What on earth are you going to buy with that?

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A couple of coffees and a Kit Kat and he's away, really.

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-I'll go and have a sit down.

-Why don't we check out what the Blue Team bought, eh?

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'Their first choice were the kitsch moulded-glass Chianti bottles,

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'£8 paid for the two.

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'A double-ended silver and ruby glass scent bottle

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'next got their attention and cost them £40.

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'Finally, a revolving Edwardian mahogany and satinwood bookcase

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'took their eye and they paid £180.'

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-Did you have a nice time, Katy?

-Really good time, thank you.

0:21:350:21:38

-What about you, Don?

-Yes, very good.

-You seemed to enjoy it.

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-And what was the grand total in the end?

-£228.

0:21:410:21:45

-£228. Can I have £72 of leftover lolly?

-Yes, you may.

0:21:450:21:48

Katy's got that. Very good. Thank you.

0:21:480:21:52

Now, Don, which is your favourite piece?

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I think the double-sided scent bottle.

0:21:540:21:57

-Double-sided scent is his favourite.

-Yep.

-Do you agree, Katy?

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Yeah, I really like it. It's really pretty.

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-Let's hope it brings you the sweet smell of success.

-Yes.

-Good.

0:22:030:22:07

-Anyway, here comes the cash, Mark. Responsibility. No pressure.

-No pressure at all.

0:22:070:22:12

Just find something that can bring profit!

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-I'll find something they'll like.

-You'll have to wait and see.

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But for us, though, we're heading off somewhere quite magnificent and sublime.

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'Tucked away within the rolling landscape of the Cotswolds

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'lies Chastleton House, a 17th century Jacobean country manor house

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'owned and lived in by the same family for almost 400 years.

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'Even more unusually, every item housed at Chastleton is original,

0:22:390:22:43

'making it a real gem.'

0:22:430:22:47

Chastleton House was built around 1607

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by the socially ambitious Walter Jones

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to reflect the prestige that he'd earned

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as a successful lawyer and wool merchant.

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It was his dream to establish his family here

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so that they could marry successfully

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into the gentry in the surrounding counties.

0:23:080:23:12

Isn't this great? Well, it ought to be.

0:23:180:23:22

It's called the Great Parlour.

0:23:220:23:24

Set out as an eating room.

0:23:240:23:28

And how delicious it all looks.

0:23:280:23:30

Nice 17th century refectory table

0:23:300:23:33

covered with a table cloth

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of woven thread.

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And what I particularly like are the table settings

0:23:390:23:42

that the National Trust have arranged.

0:23:420:23:44

Here we've got side plates and bowls

0:23:440:23:47

as if we're about to have our fodder in 1740.

0:23:470:23:51

It looks like porcelain, but actually it's something called salt glaze.

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Made in Staffordshire, this white-ish clay

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is put into a kiln in stacks

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and when the appropriate temperature is reached,

0:24:020:24:04

you simply chuck in a handful of salt

0:24:040:24:08

which then evaporates, leaving this slightly matt

0:24:080:24:12

but very, very hard glaze

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on the surface of the ceramic.

0:24:150:24:18

That coupled with the crisp moulding

0:24:180:24:20

I think makes this sort of ware most effective. And it was popular.

0:24:200:24:25

The cutlery's appropriate.

0:24:250:24:28

Nice steel knives and forks.

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And, of course, we've got appropriate drinking glass.

0:24:300:24:34

This is a candle-twist, knopped-stem cordial glass,

0:24:340:24:39

the bowl itself being a thistle shape.

0:24:390:24:43

A similar glass here, but this time with a tapering bucket bowl.

0:24:430:24:48

And the ones I really like, which are a treasure indeed, are these.

0:24:480:24:53

It is candle-twist, but with a complicated helix,

0:24:530:24:57

rising to a thistle bowl that's been engraved,

0:24:570:25:00

engraved very beautifully with a hop,

0:25:000:25:03

indicating that what you drink out of this would be extremely strong,

0:25:030:25:09

home-brewed strong ale, maybe even brewed here in one of the brew houses.

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Elsewhere in the room is glassware which represents

0:25:150:25:19

the Jones family's political inclinations and beliefs.

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Following the glorious revolution in 1688,

0:25:250:25:28

when James II, the last Stuart king, got kicked out,

0:25:280:25:33

there remained a hardcore of Stuart supporters in Britain,

0:25:330:25:38

and the Jones family were included in that group.

0:25:380:25:42

Thus, these glasses are very special to those Jacobite supporters.

0:25:420:25:48

It was a treasonable offence

0:25:480:25:51

and therefore their activities happened in secret,

0:25:510:25:56

where they would drink and make merry

0:25:560:25:58

and propose toasts to the king across the sea.

0:25:580:26:02

The emblems on these cordial glasses,

0:26:030:26:06

which are beautifully engraved,

0:26:060:26:09

include a rose flower head,

0:26:090:26:11

which represents James II,

0:26:110:26:14

flanked by two buds, representing his sons,

0:26:140:26:19

the oak leaf, which represents the moment when Charles Stuart

0:26:190:26:24

hid himself in the oak tree,

0:26:240:26:26

and the word "fiat" which in Latin means "let it be done."

0:26:260:26:31

If anybody came along and caught you at it, of course,

0:26:310:26:35

you could always pick up the glass and throw it on the ground

0:26:350:26:37

and the evidence of your loyalty would be smashed.

0:26:370:26:41

The big question today is, of course, for our teams over at the auction,

0:26:410:26:45

are they all about to get smashed?

0:26:450:26:48

David Porter is our man

0:26:590:27:01

and High Road Auctions, Chiswick, is our venue for today's sale.

0:27:010:27:07

-David, good morning.

-Thank you. Good morning.

0:27:070:27:09

Now, the Red Team have got a bit of a mix here.

0:27:090:27:12

First of all, their couple of little Staffordshire spaniels.

0:27:120:27:15

I think the charm lies in the scale, to be honest.

0:27:150:27:18

I love the fact they're very small.

0:27:180:27:20

Slight bit of damage on one of them.

0:27:200:27:23

Dog-lovers will love them. We reckon them at about £20 to £40.

0:27:230:27:27

Perfect. £25 they paid, so that's spot on.

0:27:270:27:29

-Should be in with a shout.

-Absolutely.

0:27:290:27:32

Next is a really traditional antique ceramic item, isn't it?

0:27:320:27:36

-It is!

-A first period Worcester blue and white sparrow beak jug.

0:27:360:27:40

Ah, it's that blue, that deep blue, and it's the shape,

0:27:400:27:43

which you see in silver of the period. Absolutely exquisite.

0:27:430:27:47

-I like it. It works well, functions well.

-Yeah. We love it.

0:27:470:27:51

It dates from the third quarter of the 18th century. What's it worth?

0:27:510:27:55

-It's in good condition. I'd put £80 to £120 on it.

-Ooh.

0:27:550:27:59

They paid £150, so that might just be a tad too much.

0:27:590:28:03

And finally, what about the capstan form silver inkwell?

0:28:030:28:07

It's a bit of fun. Capstan inkwells I like a lot.

0:28:070:28:10

-There's a problem with them, Tim.

-Yes?

-They're stretched over a form

0:28:100:28:15

and if they dent or they scratch, they're very hard to repair.

0:28:150:28:18

All this bruising round the bottom is where it's been bashed.

0:28:180:28:21

And on the top, on the hinged cover, as well, you can see that.

0:28:210:28:24

-It's tired.

-Yes.

-Sadly.

-How much as is?

-£50 to £80.

-OK.

0:28:240:28:28

Well, they paid £110. They've basically paid too much for a tired piece of silver.

0:28:280:28:34

-It is tired.

-Mm. And I agree entirely with you. OK, fine. That may drag them back,

0:28:340:28:38

in which case they're going to need their bonus buy, so let's have a look at it.

0:28:380:28:41

Now, Anne, Soph, this is the important moment.

0:28:410:28:45

The important bonus buy. Only £15 you had, JP.

0:28:450:28:48

You didn't buy a pie and you didn't buy a pint, you bought something under your rag.

0:28:480:28:53

I love the challenge of trying to find something with little money.

0:28:530:28:56

-And here we are. We have...

-Oh, gosh.

0:28:560:29:00

Oh, sorry. THEY LAUGH

0:29:000:29:02

A little Victorian rosewood, brass-inlaid letter box.

0:29:020:29:06

And for £15, OK, you're going to have a few faults

0:29:060:29:11

for something of what would've been great quality.

0:29:110:29:14

And in the centre here, at one point, there was traces of abalone,

0:29:140:29:18

which would've been a pearlescent sort of inlay.

0:29:180:29:22

That's gone, sadly. But you've got under here, answered and unanswered.

0:29:220:29:26

It's a nice little novelty object for £15, which is really cheap.

0:29:260:29:30

But I really like that. I think it's a lovely thing.

0:29:300:29:32

Well, I think that's very enterprising of you

0:29:320:29:35

and I quite like the print on there.

0:29:350:29:38

-Yes. And the inside's quite sweet.

-It's all very honest.

-Good!

0:29:380:29:42

On that happy note, why don't we check out

0:29:420:29:44

what the auctioneer thinks about Jonathan's little box.

0:29:440:29:48

-This looks first class to me.

-It's charming. It's Victorian.

0:29:480:29:52

It's not going to fetch a lot of money.

0:29:520:29:54

It's rosewood, that's the important thing on this.

0:29:540:29:57

It's missing the cartouche here with the engraving on it.

0:29:570:30:00

The nicest thing about it is the escutcheon, which has this mother-of-pearl and inlaid brass.

0:30:000:30:05

-What do you think it's worth?

-£40 to £60.

-Do you really?

-Yes.

0:30:050:30:08

Cos that cunning Jonathan Pratt only paid £15. That's a snip, isn't it?

0:30:080:30:12

-Yes, it is.

-£15 in an antiques fair. So he's done well with that.

0:30:120:30:15

That's it for the Reds. Now for the Blues,

0:30:150:30:18

which is, I'm afraid to say, a bit of a walking wounded team,

0:30:180:30:22

because our carriers have let us down badly.

0:30:220:30:27

Once upon a time, there were a pair of these so-called Chianti bottles.

0:30:270:30:31

-One of them has been completely smashed.

-Right.

0:30:310:30:33

Which is an extremely sad state of affairs. But we have to sort it out.

0:30:330:30:37

I have to ask you, David, what would your estimate be

0:30:370:30:39

-for a pair of those chaps in perfect condition?

-£20 to £30.

0:30:390:30:44

-And what is your estimate on a single?

-£10 to £15.

0:30:440:30:49

So, if we had a top end of £30 for the pair

0:30:490:30:54

and we've got a top end of £15,

0:30:540:30:58

-I think we should pay them £15 clear of all charges.

-I agree.

0:30:580:31:01

So they'll get £15 anyway as their insurance settlement.

0:31:010:31:05

You're left with one. You're going to sell that for the maximum amount,

0:31:050:31:08

bolt the two amounts together and that's what they'll make.

0:31:080:31:11

-I think that's the fairest thing.

-OK, fine, that's what we'll do.

0:31:110:31:14

And we'll tell the teams that and hopefully they'll be happy.

0:31:140:31:17

However, the story doesn't finish there, because unfortunately

0:31:170:31:21

the revolving Edwardian bookcase also suffered damage,

0:31:210:31:24

but it's been expertly restored

0:31:240:31:26

and I've been over that with a fine-tooth comb and I think the condition now is pretty good.

0:31:260:31:31

-In fact, I can't tell where there were any breakages.

-I think it's in superb condition.

0:31:310:31:36

It's been restored superbly well.

0:31:360:31:38

What would the estimate be on the revolving bookcase in its original condition?

0:31:380:31:43

£120 to £150.

0:31:430:31:45

-And what's the estimate on it now?

-£60 to £100.

0:31:450:31:49

-So really, at the top end estimate, there is a difference of £50.

-Yes.

0:31:490:31:53

And I think we should, in all fairness,

0:31:530:31:55

be paying them an insurance settlement of £50 on that.

0:31:550:31:59

-I agree.

-So you'll sell it as is, make the maximum amount,

0:31:590:32:02

and they will get a payment of £50 to compensate them for the damage.

0:32:020:32:06

I have to say, they paid £180 for that bookcase,

0:32:060:32:09

and even in its original condition, it seemed a pretty massive amount.

0:32:090:32:13

So good luck when you come to sell that one. But lastly is the double-ended scent bottle.

0:32:130:32:18

Faceted glass, late Victorian,

0:32:180:32:20

1880s, 1890s.

0:32:200:32:23

The ends are silver, they've been battered, as they often are.

0:32:230:32:26

It does depend whether they've still got the stoppers in them, which these haven't.

0:32:260:32:30

So we've not put a huge amount on this. We've put £50 to £70 on it

0:32:300:32:34

as a collectable piece for people who like glass and silver combined.

0:32:340:32:37

OK. £40 they paid, so that's fair enough.

0:32:370:32:41

Thank you very much for sorting out our problems with regard to the damage and whatnot.

0:32:410:32:46

And that's the way we'll go at it.

0:32:460:32:48

Interesting to see how the eventual numbers finish up in the auction.

0:32:480:32:51

But one way or the other, they have the option of their bonus buy

0:32:510:32:54

and let's go and have a look at that.

0:32:540:32:57

Now, Don, Katy, this is your moment with the leftover lolly.

0:32:570:33:00

You gave £72 to Mark Stacey. What did you spend it on?

0:33:000:33:03

Something I know Don will adore.

0:33:030:33:07

-THEY LAUGH Oh, no, you didn't!

-You got the cat!

0:33:080:33:11

-I did. I'm sorry.

-Oh!

-I couldn't resist it.

-The cat!

0:33:110:33:14

Maybe it was because it was the end of the day, but I know you loved it so much.

0:33:140:33:18

-It's like a bad dream coming back!

-It's come to haunt you.

0:33:180:33:22

But she's even got a blue face for the Blue Team.

0:33:220:33:25

I take it you've seen this before, this in-joke.

0:33:250:33:27

We spent a lot of time saying no to this.

0:33:270:33:30

Saying no or yes or no.

0:33:300:33:33

And I thought, as they spent so much time...

0:33:330:33:37

Well, I'll let Katy hold it, cos it scares me.

0:33:370:33:40

We've got to give the poor little cat a chance.

0:33:400:33:43

-I paid £22 for it.

-Yes!

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That's about... I think we got it under 25.

0:33:450:33:49

I might have got an extra pound off, but she was very amenable.

0:33:490:33:51

-He's back again.

-I'm so happy about this!

0:33:510:33:54

Well, on that note, I'm sorry about that, Don, it's come back to haunt you,

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but you'll get your opportunity to pick it later if you want to.

0:33:590:34:02

But right now, for the audience at home, let's find out

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what the auctioneer thinks about Mark's top cat.

0:34:050:34:08

Well, this little piggy comes to market, or is it a cat?

0:34:080:34:11

-It's hard to tell, isn't it, Tim?

-Looks a bit piggy to me.

-It's just bizarre.

0:34:110:34:15

-What do you think the history is?

-I think the head comes from something totally different from the body.

0:34:150:34:20

-I think it's a marriage made in hell, frankly.

-Oh, really?

0:34:200:34:23

But it's this that'll attract people, these little clothes,

0:34:230:34:28

which will probably be bought by doll dealers.

0:34:280:34:30

We've put £20 to £40 on it.

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-With a good following wind, it should fetch that sort of money.

-Mark paid £22.

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But then, of course, he's always been in love with cats, that boy.

0:34:370:34:41

-Good luck in the auction.

-Thank you very much.

0:34:410:34:44

Bid's with you, sir. £60 against you on the internet.

0:34:450:34:49

-OK, Anne, Soph, how you feeling?

-Very excited.

-Are you?

-Yes.

0:34:500:34:54

-You can't beat a good auction, can you?

-No.

-No.

0:34:540:34:57

First up, then, the little woofers. And here they come.

0:34:570:35:00

Mid-19th century, the small Staffordshire figures of spaniels.

0:35:000:35:05

Commission bid of 15. 20. 25.

0:35:050:35:08

30. New bidder.

0:35:100:35:13

We're in profit, girls. Look at that!

0:35:130:35:16

35.

0:35:160:35:18

-40.

-£40.

-45.

0:35:180:35:20

Your bid, sir. 55 and selling for £55.

0:35:200:35:24

-Yes!

-Whoo!

-Brilliant. That is plus £30 straight up.

0:35:240:35:29

Now, here comes the sparrow beak.

0:35:290:35:31

Lot number 211 is the 18th century Worcester blue and white

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sparrow beak cream jug, beautiful little piece.

0:35:350:35:38

£30 on the net. Bid's on the net at 30.

0:35:380:35:41

-Am I selling for 30?

-What?

-35. 40.

-Oh, no!

0:35:410:35:46

£40. Don't stop now. 45. 50. 55.

0:35:460:35:50

Don't stop now on the net. 60. We're up to 60.

0:35:500:35:53

At £60, still with the internet. I have £60 and I'm going to sell.

0:35:530:35:58

-Sold!

-No!

-It's minus £90.

0:35:580:36:01

-You had 30.

-Oh, that's a big...

-You're minus 60.

0:36:010:36:04

OK, now comes your capstan inkwell.

0:36:040:36:07

£10 for a silver inkwell?

0:36:070:36:10

10 bid. 15. 20 now.

0:36:100:36:13

-25. 30.

-40?

-35. 40.

0:36:130:36:16

It's £40.

0:36:160:36:18

-I'm selling for £40.

-SHE LAUGHS

0:36:180:36:20

Well, I have to. Here's the bid at £40, then.

0:36:200:36:24

-45 bid.

-Thank you!

-Thank you!

0:36:240:36:27

45. Against you on the internet. £45 is bid in the back of the gallery.

0:36:270:36:31

At 45, you nearly missed it. £45 in the gallery. Sold!

0:36:310:36:36

45. That's minus 65.

0:36:360:36:40

So that takes you to minus 125.

0:36:400:36:44

-Oh, lord!

-Wow! That's a good...

-That's a good loss.

-No pressure,

0:36:440:36:47

-but yours really has to...

-What are we going to do about this rosewood box, then?

0:36:470:36:52

-I think we're going to go for it.

-We must!

-So the decision is made and here comes your rosewood letter box.

0:36:520:36:57

Lot number 216 is the 19th century brass-mounted rosewood letter box.

0:36:570:37:02

I've got a bid of £15 on the books just to get the ball rolling. 15.

0:37:020:37:07

20. 25. I've got 25. 25. 30.

0:37:070:37:11

-35 with me.

-£35!

-JP!

0:37:110:37:15

40, new bidder. 45. At £45, I'll sell it for 45.

0:37:150:37:20

Commission bid. £45, then.

0:37:200:37:23

-Sold!

-Plus £30. That's the way to do it, JP.

0:37:230:37:27

So, how do you make that? Do you make that minus 95?

0:37:270:37:30

-Still, I think we're still in minus.

-Minus 95. Minus 95.

0:37:300:37:34

-Can we have another go?

-Next week?

-THEY LAUGH

0:37:340:37:36

-Come on, come back and have another go.

-Next time.

0:37:360:37:39

-Have round two.

-Yes!

-Listen, minus £95 could be a winning score

0:37:390:37:43

because the misfortune that has overtaken you could overtake the Blues very easily tonight.

0:37:430:37:48

Same saleroom, some sort of goods, bought in the same place.

0:37:480:37:52

So don't lose faith. You could still be winners tonight.

0:37:520:37:56

-OK, Don, Katy, how are you?

-We're very well.

-Good, thank you.

0:38:010:38:04

-Do you know how the Reds got on?

-No, we don't. They didn't say a word.

0:38:040:38:07

Well, before we get into the meat of the auction,

0:38:070:38:09

I have some bad news to reveal.

0:38:090:38:11

There has been damage, thanks to our carriers, on a couple of items.

0:38:110:38:15

-The first item that was completely destroyed was one of the pair of so-called Chianti bottles.

-Ah.

0:38:150:38:22

So we're going to give you a credit of £15.

0:38:220:38:25

Whatever the single one makes, we add to the £15.

0:38:250:38:29

-An insurance payout if you like.

-OK.

-That's the only fair way.

0:38:290:38:32

-Seems very far.

-You're cool with that?

-Absolutely.

0:38:320:38:34

-As if that isn't bad enough, there was also damage on the revolving bookcase...

-Ohh.

0:38:340:38:39

..which they've had restored. So the difference between the top estimates

0:38:390:38:42

we'll pay you as an insurance claim, which is £50.

0:38:420:38:45

So you get a credit of £50 on that before we start.

0:38:450:38:48

Some would say you might be doing better out of those insurance claims

0:38:480:38:51

-than you would do if we hadn't damaged it at all.

-Oh, no!

-Nobody would say that, would they? No.

0:38:510:38:56

First up is the single Chianti bottle and here it comes.

0:38:560:39:00

Lot number 230 is the moulded glass Chianti bottle.

0:39:000:39:03

There's a bid here of £10 in the room.

0:39:030:39:06

-Are we going 15 on the internet?

-Gosh.

0:39:060:39:10

Give it a go at £15.

0:39:100:39:13

If not, I will sell it for £10.

0:39:130:39:15

It is your bid, sir, £10.

0:39:150:39:18

I'm giving you one last chance to buy it on the internet.

0:39:180:39:21

Here's a bid at 10. Your bid, £10, and selling.

0:39:210:39:24

'So, sold for £10. We add on the £15 damage credit

0:39:240:39:29

'to make £25

0:39:290:39:31

'and take away the £8 they spent in the first place,

0:39:310:39:34

'leaving the Blues with a profit on their first item of £17.'

0:39:340:39:38

Lot number 231 is the Victorian white-metal-mounted ruby glass

0:39:380:39:42

double-ended scent bottle. This is a nice piece.

0:39:420:39:45

Immediately we're up to £40 on the internet. 45 in the room.

0:39:450:39:48

-45. 50 on the internet.

-50, so we're in profit.

0:39:480:39:51

55 in the room.

0:39:510:39:54

£55, then. Sold.

0:39:540:39:56

£55 is plus £15.

0:39:560:39:58

That is two profits on the trot. How lovely!

0:39:580:40:01

-Wow!

-Good!

0:40:010:40:04

Lot number 232 is the lovely little Edwardian

0:40:040:40:07

mahogany and inlaid satinwood revolving bookcase.

0:40:070:40:11

I have a bid of 40 on the internet. 45 with me.

0:40:110:40:15

-45?

-A long way to go.

0:40:150:40:17

50, new bidder.

0:40:170:40:19

55. £60. 65.

0:40:190:40:22

-£70.

-There's no London flashy types.

-80.

0:40:220:40:25

-90. 95.

-Listen to this!

0:40:250:40:28

100 with me. Fair warning to you in the gallery.

0:40:280:40:31

£100 and selling.

0:40:310:40:33

'The sale price of £100 plus the damage credit of £50

0:40:330:40:37

'still leaves the Blues £30 down

0:40:370:40:39

'because they originally paid £180 for the bookcase.

0:40:390:40:43

'This leaves them with a running total of £2.'

0:40:430:40:46

Which actually, bearing in mind the ins and outs of all this, ain't half bad!

0:40:460:40:50

-It isn't half bad.

-So, what are you going to do about the bonus buy?

0:40:500:40:53

Are you going to go with this thing or not?

0:40:530:40:56

I'm going to leave this completely to Katy,

0:40:560:41:00

-cos it's her doll, it's her cat.

-Thank you!

0:41:000:41:03

-And she's definitely going to say...

-I think 100 percent we should go for it.

0:41:030:41:07

-100 percent we should go for it.

-We're going with the doll. Let's see what's going to happen.

0:41:070:41:12

A fine novelty vintage doll with the cat's head.

0:41:120:41:16

And I've got to start the bidding here at £10. 15.

0:41:160:41:20

20 with me. I've got £20. £20.

0:41:200:41:25

-Come on!

-Selling for 20, then.

-No!

-One more!

0:41:250:41:29

£20. I've got to let it go.

0:41:290:41:32

I'm sorry. Back to the cat's home for this one.

0:41:320:41:34

£20 it is. Sold for £20.

0:41:340:41:37

'Oh, no! As the cat made a loss of £2, it wipes out the £2 profit

0:41:370:41:42

'made by the Blue Team up to now, but still, they've broken even.'

0:41:420:41:45

Just don't say a word to the Reds and all will be revealed in a moment.

0:41:450:41:48

-Is everybody happy?

-ALL: Yes!

-Yes, as you jolly well ought to be.

0:41:540:41:58

Today those that are behind are incredibly far behind

0:41:580:42:02

-and it's no secret that actually the Reds are the runners-up.

-Oh, dear!

0:42:020:42:06

-Only because you were shafted by that sparrow beak jug.

-Yes!

0:42:060:42:10

-Yes.

-And the capstan inkwell.

0:42:100:42:12

It was all going swimmingly up to that point.

0:42:120:42:15

Such were the weight of the losses that you still remain with minus £95, which is really tough.

0:42:150:42:19

-It's quite bad.

-You've got to be British women

0:42:190:42:22

to take that loss on the shoulder and come up smiling and looking as gorgeous as you two do.

0:42:220:42:27

-Anyway, there we go. Have you had a nice time?

-Lovely time!

-Great.

-It's been such fun!

-Good!

0:42:270:42:32

And we've loved having you. And I'm sorry it didn't work out better.

0:42:320:42:34

But the victors are the Blues.

0:42:340:42:37

And you've been very kind to us about the damage through transit, so thanks for being so understanding.

0:42:370:42:42

-It's quite all right.

-Had a good time?

-Very good time.

0:42:420:42:44

It's been fantastic. In fact, so fantastic,

0:42:440:42:46

-why don't you join us soon for more bargain hunting, yes?

-ALL: Yes!

0:42:460:42:50

'I know you're sitting there thinking, "I could've done better!"

0:42:500:42:55

'Well, what's stopping you?

0:42:550:42:57

'If you think you can spot a bargain,

0:42:570:42:59

'go to our BBC website and apply.

0:42:590:43:02

'It'll be splendid to see you!'

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