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During World War II,

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the skies above Kent featured largely in the Battle of Britain,

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but today we're up for a different sort of dogfight

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here at the fair.

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So, let's go bargain-hunting...yeah!

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We're at the Kent County Showground,

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close to the village of Detling.

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There are at the top end of several hundreds dealers here,

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longing to do battle with our teams,

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each of which have got ?300 to buy three items in under an hour.

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Let's have a quick peek as to what's coming up.

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The stakes are running high for the Reds...

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I don't know! Would you consider selling...? Aaargh!

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..and the pressure is on for the Blues.

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Ten minutes to go and we've got to buy another two items. No...

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Yeah, two items, and we've got a lot of money to play with.

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But at the auction, will divine intervention be on their side?

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Look at him saying his prayers! This is JP at prayer.

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Right, let's meet today's teams.

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Well, on Bargain Hunt today, we've got two teams of friends.

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We've got Amy and Susan for the Reds

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and Charlie and Martin for the Blues. Hello, everyone.

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ALL: Hello!

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Lovely to see you. Amy, tell me a bit about yourself, darling.

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I'm a mum of two. I've got two daughters, Charlotte and Sophie,

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and I'm married to Dan and he's in the Army.

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Is he? Yes.

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So would you describe yourself as a pretty chirpy, friendly person?

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Yeah, I think so. I'd like to think so!

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I think I can tell that. That's the vibe I'm getting.

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What do you do for a living? I'm a fundraising officer for a charity.

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Right. The charity works to support families

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caring for people with severe learning disabilities

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and behaviour described as challenging.

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And it's the charity work, or through that, that you met your mate Susan.

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Yes, I did. Susan bravely did a sky dive for the charity.

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Did she? Yes.

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And I helped her with her sponsorship and supported her through her journey

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and I was there when she did the sky dive. Were you? Yes.

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So was it a fantastic sky dive? Yeah, it was amazing!

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It took six attempts, though, because the weather was quite bad.

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I see - not to push you out? No, no!

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On the sixth go, it was really, really sunny

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and it was amazing. Really, really good.

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So when you're not flopping out of aeroplanes, what do you get up to?

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I'm a full-time student in Canterbury Christ Church University.

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Are you? Yeah, I'm in my final year in occupational therapy.

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I'm also an advocate for the charity Amy works for,

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so I'm an independent advocate for a guy with learning disabilities.

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You ARE a busy girl! Yes, I am!

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How will you two get on when it comes to making profits today?

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Well, use a bit of charm, I think.

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Would there be a bit of Blarney in there?

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Well, I've kissed the stone!

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I rather thought I could tell that.

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So we've got a little bit of Blarney and a lot of effervescence.

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That should make a very interesting cake.

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Anyway, very good luck, girls.

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Well, well, well, that's quite something, all that charity stuff.

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Charlie, how did you two become mates?

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Well, me and Martin are both musicians

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and we met through mutual friends who were also musicians.

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And what sort of music do you play?

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Currently, we do a little bit of folk music together.

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We're also in a rock band together. Do you get paid for this?

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Sadly, not as much as you'd hope!

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Sometimes, if we're lucky.

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But there's an ambition there. And when you're not making music,

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what do you do to earn a crust?

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I work for a swimming retail company,

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selling swimsuits and other swimming items.

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Do you? Yes.

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And tell me, Martin, what do you do?

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I'm a hire manager for a construction company.

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I'm in charge of the drivers and the staff and the day-to-day running of the whole building.

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And they're all answering to you. They are. I'm the one under pressure!

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What's all this about skirts?

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Skirts? Yes.

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Don't you wear skirts a lot?

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He does. Thank you!

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Excuse me, Charlie! Tell me about these skirts, then.

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Martin likes to dress up as women if we ever go to a fancy dress party.

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Does he keep the growth?

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He does, yes!

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Of course, that is an attractive feature, isn't it,

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when you're in the dress-up mode!

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And you're obviously very, very close - what you might call bosom pals. Yes. Yes.

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So that's going to enable you to bond up OK today?

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Yeah, well, hopefully we won't fall out over any decisions.

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Any old knick-knacks. Life is bigger than that.

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Exactly.

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In fact, it's so big, I'm about to give you ?300 apiece.

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How about that, girls? ?300.

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You know the rules. Your experts await...and off you go!

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Very, very, very good luck.

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is Jonathan Pratt.

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Biggles!

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And providing vintage expertise for the Blues

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is Kate Bliss.

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Beautiful!

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Ladies, here we are - Detling Fair.

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So, fellas, are we up for this? Yeah!

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Have you got any ideas of what you want to buy?

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Something small and quirky, maybe.

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Music collectables or some memorabilia.

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That little oddity, like a collectable animal or ceramics.

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Anything, really - anything that takes our fancy.

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There's plenty to look at, so let's get bargain-hunting!

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Good advice, Jonathan. Go to it, teams!

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Let's head inside to start with.

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Crikey, look at that colour -

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it's like shopping on a gigantic snooker table!

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So we've got furniture here. We've got to be a little bit careful of furniture,

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because the market's a little bit unpredictable.

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I like the Russian dolls. I like the Russian dolls, yeah.

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I love Russian dolls. Do you?

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Yeah, she does. Oh, right!

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OK, well, we're straight off here.

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Who's on there? Looks like Russian politicians.

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Yeah, I like it because it's men.

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How much do you want for those?

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I've got 48 on them. OK.

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This is Gorbachev...and who's he?

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He's...Yeltsin.

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That's it. I really like them.

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Yeah. A bit of a giggle.

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Yeah. It's a fairly...

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select market, of course.

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Yes. Yeah. And we need to go through the motions of...

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We're not really thinking with market in mind.

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We're just thinking what we like. Yeah, that's it.

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The good thing about this is it gives me an idea of what you might be interested in.

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Then we've got something we can come back to. OK.

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Let's carry on looking, and we can always come back and get these.

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Yeah. OK.

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Yes, of course you can think about it, Reds.

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But don't dilly-dally, eh?

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This is a scent bottle. Quite girly for you guys.

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There's a little bit of damage around the lid.

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Yeah. I like these watches. You like the watches? Yeah.

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Excuse me, sir, could we have a little look at the watches, please?

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I've got Waltham, I've got English Lever. There's all sorts there.

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They're all pretty standard ones.

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There's nothing there that's special or outstanding.

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We'll have a look along here. Thank you very much.

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Let's keep going.

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Tick-tock. Keep your eye on the clock.

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Be warned - shopping time flies by on this show.

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That was straight off, wasn't it?

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Yeah! We know what we like.

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They look great, but in a saleroom you'd be surprised.

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When they're in amongst antiques,

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they'll really stand out as being new.

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Let's keep going.

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I like this, Susan. What do you think? What is it?

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I don't know. Is it for...butter?

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I suppose it could be - round butter.

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Is it Cornishware? Yes.

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TG Green. TG Green, OK.

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Very popular today in retro kitchens. People are buying these sorts of things.

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Generally speaking, at auction you would buy a quantity together.

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Yeah, let's move on! For the moment.

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Did you know that Cornishware was first produced

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in 1926 by Derbyshire-based TG Green?

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The design owes its name to an employee

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who thought the colours were like the blue skies

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and white-crested waves of Cornwall.

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Oh, yeah.

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Now, these are quite interesting.

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This is called a Meerschaum pipe.

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And the word "Meerschaum" comes from the German,

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which literally means "sea foam",

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and can be carved quite intricately.

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This is carved quite nicely in a claw, there.

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It's like a claw holding an egg, almost. It is.

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Exactly right.

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Now, because it's quite white,

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Some of them date from the 19th century, from the Victorian period.

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So, the important thing is, we need to know what the price is.

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Where's our stallholder? Here he is. Hi there!

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How much is on your pipe? 35. 35.

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OK.

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What do you think?

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Maybe we should see if we can find anything else first.

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Maybe come back to it? Yeah.

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There's nothing to stop us coming back.

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But I like your thinking.

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And I like it too, Blues.

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But soon you'll need to start making some decisions.

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What do you want to do? We've had about 20 minutes.

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I think we should buy the Russian dolls. Yeah.

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You really like those. We need to commit. Yes.

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OK, ready?

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So, tell us about this, sir. How old? 1944.

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That's a lot of money!

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Yeah! Too much dosh for us, eh, Kate?

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But nice to see our teams aiming for the jackpot.

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What's your best price on these?

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I'll take a tenner off. I'm come down to 38 on them.

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What do you think? Nearer 30, I think.

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Really? Yeah.

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The only thing I'm a bit kind of... This paint on top.

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The paint on top? That's a birthmark. Ah!

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VENDOR: That's how he is.

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Really?! Oh!

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No!

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Not terribly old. No, they're not old.

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They have such a novelty value

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and there have to be some collectors out there.

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It's not my thing. No?

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But then, it's your thing and that's what it's about.

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Is that your way of saying, "I really don't like these"?

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You know, I do rather like them.

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I'm really drawn to them. I think we should buy them.

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We said Russian dolls, didn't we? Yeah. Did you really? Yeah.

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We said we liked Russian dolls.

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Would you take 35?

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Er, yeah, I'll do 35 on them.

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What do you think? You want to pay less, don't you?

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32?

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Go on, then, 32.

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32, yeah. Shake the man's hand.

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Thank you!

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Thank you very much.

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One down, two to go.

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Great bit of haggling, Reds. Well done.

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Item number one bought.

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As you say, one down, two to go.

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Nothing musical...

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I like the little teddy bear duo.

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They're pretty well-loved, aren't they? Yeah.

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There's just nothing that's grabbing us in here, is there? No.

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Let's head out. OK.

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Let's brave the cold.

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Come on, guys, let's step it up.

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Who does it remind you of? Martin.

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Oh, these are cool. Police badges?

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They're not old, unfortunately. That's the problem.

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Being a bit negative, aren't I? Sorry, guys!

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I have the impression

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these chaps are finding this tough.

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At times, this shopping lark is a lot harder than it looks.

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"We supply Hunters' hot cross buns." It's what you call ephemera -

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the sort of thing that was often chucked away.

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It's got the price written on the back.

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Six quid.

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It's quite fun.

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The interest for the 1930s, 1940s,

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people are putting on their walls objects from that period.

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?6? We're bound to make...

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That's just the starting price!

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I quite like this. Do you like it? I like it.

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Shall we go for it? I think we should commit to this.

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I'm going to step back and leave you... OK.

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Negotiate with this lady.

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What can you do?

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What is the price on there? ?6.

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You can have it for 4.

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4? Yes.

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4. I think we should.

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Yeah.

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Thank you very much!

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Thank you very much.

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Second purchase in the bag for the Reds.

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It's now 2-0 up to them.

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But our Blues seem to be struggling.

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What do you want to do - head back in and explore a bit more inside?

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Back inside. Do you reckon? Yeah.

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We need to make a buy. We do need to make a buy.

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You certainly do, Blues.

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We'll go over here. OK.

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A little whistle there,

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which is by Sampson Mordan. Now, he's a silversmith

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that's really collectable, so people buy his silver

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just because it's by Sampson Mordan. OK.

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That's quite a lot of money - ?125.

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Could we have a little look at the whistle?

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That's neat, isn't it?

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Here we go, guys. So we've got the English hallmarks here.

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Which is great.

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Do you want to give it a go? Yeah.

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Go for it.

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WHISTLE PEEPS SHRILLY

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Crikey! It's quite loud.

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You're going to hear that, aren't you?

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I haven't seen one like it, I have to say, by Mordan.

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I'd be up for buying it, but do you think it's worth the ?100?

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Can we try and see if the lady would be nice enough to take...?

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Come on! Seeing as you've got a beautiful smile, I'll do 90.

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Could you do it for 80?

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Yeah, I'm sure I can. That'll be fine.

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Fantastic! Let's do it!

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Come on! Come on, then!

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Brilliant! Let's motor. Two more to go.

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Well done, boys. First purchase made.

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Whilst the shopping continues, I have a question for you.

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Do you remember the 1960s?

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Well, if you remember the 1960s,

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you're sure to remember one of these.

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Look at her!

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She's holding a glass of wine.

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But no ordinary glass of wine,

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because this is a gilde glas,

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which of course is Danish for a neck glass.

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Take the top off the original packaging

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and reveal the neck glass itself

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in virgin condition.

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Complete with leather thong.

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The leather thong around the neck provides the support.

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Shove it round your neck like that, look.

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And hey presto, the neck glass is in operation.

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I love the back cover.

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Here's the party in 1965,

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where boys in Beatle haircuts

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are dancing with girls.

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And that girl is doing the Twist,

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but as she does the Twist,

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none of the wine is spilling out of her neck glass

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because it's suspended so beautifully

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by her thong.

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I have never seen one before in my long life,

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and therefore, I think we can safely assume

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that the Holmegaard neck glass

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did not take off.

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Anyway,

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good fun.

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How much would it cost you?

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Complete with box and virgin,

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it could be yours for 25 good old English pounds.

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Cheers!

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Now, time to catch up with those Reds.

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How's it going, girls?

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It's going really well. We're pleased. Yeah.

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We're buying things we didn't think we'd buy. The Russian dolls were a bit unexpected.

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One more item to go, and I think this one's really going to count now.

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They're really in the spirit.

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We have an idea of what we want next...I think.

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Hopefully!

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Great stuff, Reds,

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but the Blues have lost someone.

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Where's Charlie?

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We've lost him. Charlie!

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Chas!

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Sorry there, mate.

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Have you found anything?

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Er, just like a bell, like a kind of...

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DING!

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It looks like it ought to be Victorian.

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But it isn't.

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Bad times!

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Yeah, but nice thing. Well done for picking it out.

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So, tell us how you're feeling, Blues.

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Time is flying

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and we just have to make some sort of sale. We have to buy something.

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We're under pressure, and I'm really finding it hard to find something where we'll really make a profit.

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Ten minutes to go and we've got to buy another two items. No...

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Yeah, two items. And we've got a lot of money to play with.

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It's too much!

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But hey-ho, we've got ten minutes.

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And I'm sure something will turn up.

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Go on, get to it, boys! Talk about cutting a fine line.

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Meanwhile, the Reds are still outside,

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and something has taken their interest.

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Do you like Clarice Cliff? I do, yeah.

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That tea service down there...

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That's gorgeous! OK.

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I don't know how much we've spent.

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I said maybe we could spend everything bar a pound

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and go for it.

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That's a gamble.

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That's a massive gamble.

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264.

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So it'd be 263 quid.

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It's such a cool thing to do. Really?

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I just... It's a good name, it's a good shape.

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How much do you think it would go for at auction?

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I don't know. I'd quote ?200 to ?300.

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I don't know.

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Would you consider selling it at ?263?

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Reluctantly, yes.

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Reluctantly, yes?!

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I mean...they're coming down a bit.

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Quite a bit. Starting at 400.

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I think we need to look at it. We do need to see it.

0:17:430:17:46

Do you mind if we look at a few pieces? We need to look at it.

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Whilst you get the coffee set out,

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let's see how the last-minute Blues are faring.

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It's nice that it's got the brush.

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Used for dusting down the bottle

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before you put the worm in, as it's called.

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You've got to be careful of these,

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because so often, the very end is broken off,

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because they're quite vulnerable. That one certainly looks intact.

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It does. Which is quite nice.

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Nice bit of turning on there.

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There are collectors of them.

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The ones that make the most money

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are the ones that have fancy mechanisms

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and particular names on them.

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This hasn't got either of those,

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but it's still collectable.

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?45 is... That's a bit much.

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We're probably going to be looking at ?10, ?15 at auction.

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Let's just do some asking here.

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Yeah.

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Excuse me, madam. We really like this, but unfortunately,

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?45 is way too much for us. ?30.

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Ooh...we've got to put it into auction.

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We can do this. Can we?

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We're running out of time, Martin.

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It's just nicely made. Decoration's nice.

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You've got six cups, six saucers,

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a little cream jug, sugar bowl,

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and then the coffee pot.

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What do you think?

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I'm really tempted.

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Well, boys, I've had a little chat with the stallholder.

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She's very kindly said we can have it for 20.

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Do you think it's worth it? We're running out of time

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and it could make a tiny little profit.

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20 quid? I'll go with you on this one. OK. 20 quid.

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but still one more to go

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and now there's just five minutes left.

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I'm really tempted. I think we should do it.

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I think we should as well.

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If you'll take it, then they'll take it. I'll take all your money.

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LAUGHTER

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Aargh!

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Panic!

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That's ?299 spent.

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I know! Very well done!

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Great! That's the shopping done for the Reds.

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The lady with the whistle...

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There was nothing else on there, was there?

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The modern chair.

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There was a man with silver up there.

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Was there anything through there? We didn't go down here, did we? No.

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How much would a massive leather-bound Bible go for? Ooh...

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Shall we go with the pipe? What do you think?

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I'm happy to go with the pipe if we can barter it down a little.

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One minute left, I think. 30 seconds.

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Go on, boys. I'll catch you up. OK, let's go! Go!

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And back to the pipe, I see.

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What was the best, did you say?

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I'll squeeze another fiver off.

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So what's that?

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We'll say 30. 30.

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I thought you said 30 before?

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OK, 25, then!

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I've got to try!

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The thing that concerns me is I'm not sure how old it is, exactly.

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You can't do 20?

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Go on, then! We'll take it off your hands.

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Oh, thank you(!)

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?20. Thank you very much. That's great!

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Thanks a lot. You're welcome.

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Great! Three items, guys. That's it, and we're just about out of time.

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That's it. Time's up.

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Why don't we remind ourselves what the Red team bought, eh?

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set them back a cool ?32.

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And finally, this Clarice Cliff coffee service

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Wow!

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Aaargh!

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This is a very jolly party, isn't it?

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You clearly had a whale of a time with JP. Yes.

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Was he good fun? Really good fun.

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Which is your favourite piece?

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I like the poster.

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That's your favourite, the poster? Yes.

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Do you agree with that? I like the Russian dolls, actually.

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OK, stupendo.

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Now, tell me, how much did you spend?

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?299.

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I thought you'd like it.

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?299?!

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How great is that?

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So, one smacker.

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Thank you.

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Matches your tie. It does!

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Definitely polychrome.

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You're such a...smartie!

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Almost as smartie as JP.

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Good luck!

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That's not a cup of tea in this place. It's not.

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Anyway, huge fun.

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Go and have a cup of tea. Not you, JP.

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Meanwhile, why don't we check out what the Blue team bought, eh?

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During a shop which was not exactly a whistle-stop tour,

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they managed to acquire this George V

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silver whistle for ?80.

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A late 18th-century, early 19th-century corkscrew

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was uncorked for ?20.

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And lastly, this Meerschaum pipe

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was also picked up for a smoking ?20.

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I think these boys look ecstatic.

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We are. After all, who wouldn't, if you'd had a whole hour with Kate Bliss to go shopping?

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Was it a good experience? It was lovely.

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Said with feeling, Charlie.

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Which is your favourite piece?

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Probably the whistle.

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Do you agree with that? I agree. You do.

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That's my favourite too. Best to agree with Charlie.

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Which piece is going to bring the biggest profit?

0:23:130:23:15

Probably the whistle too. Probably the whistle.

0:23:150:23:18

That's probably why we like it! You just play one tune, you boys!

0:23:180:23:21

Amazing. How much did you spend?

0:23:210:23:22

?120.

0:23:220:23:24

In total? Is that all?

0:23:240:23:26

OK, ?180 of left-over lolly, please.

0:23:260:23:28

Thank you very much. You've got it, Charlie. Good.

0:23:280:23:31

That's marvellous. Well, it's been quite an experience for you, Kate.

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It certainly has,

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and I've learned a lot from the boys, actually. Great, isn't it?

0:23:360:23:39

Bringing on the younger generation of bargain-hunters - I love it.

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What are you going to go and find with all that cash?

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Well, there were a number of things the boys spotted which we didn't buy,

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so I might take another look.

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Oh, it could be a re-run, you think?

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Maybe. Maybe?

0:23:520:23:53

Oh, you're such a tease!

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Anyway, good luck, chaps!

0:23:550:23:56

Meanwhile, we're heading off to Surrey. To Charterhouse, no less.

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I could be going back to school.

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Charterhouse is an independent boarding school

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with a history that stretches back hundreds of years.

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Today, the school sits here

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on this 250-acre site at Godalming in Surrey.

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School's out at the moment,

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but ordinarily, this place is home to the top end of 700 boys

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and 100 girls.

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And like all schools,

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its job is to nurture talent.

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And Charterhouse has done exactly that,

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nurturing some of Britain's finest.

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During the 1920s,

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while Charterhouse was at its original London site,

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two young boys who were showing signs of promise

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met at school and went on to become lifelong friends.

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The first of our duo of school chums

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is no less a personage than William Makepeace Thackeray,

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who you can see here

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in this plaster cast of a bust.

0:25:020:25:05

It's a cast of a bust commissioned by Thackeray's mother

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when he was about 11 years old.

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The artist is James Deville

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and it shows Thackeray as he was in 1822.

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The most outstanding characteristic, I think,

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is his hooter,

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which quite clearly has been broken,

0:25:230:25:25

thanks to a scrap here at school.

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Thackeray was not a sporty boy.

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And I think possibly as a result of that,

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he may have been bullied.

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But he became incredibly important as a writer.

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Thackeray's master work for which he's best remembered

0:25:400:25:44

is of course Vanity Fair.

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But he was also a substantial contributor

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to the magazine Punch.

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And that gives us a perfect and seamless link

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to his school mate, John Leech,

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who also contributed to the Punch magazine.

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But when he was at school at Charterhouse,

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one of the essential parts of his education

0:26:050:26:08

would have been Latin.

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Charterhouse have the original Latin primer

0:26:090:26:13

which Leech used when he was at school here,

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and typically in a primer like this,

0:26:160:26:19

you have a line of script in English and your task as a student

0:26:190:26:22

is to translate it into Latin.

0:26:220:26:24

This Leech did,

0:26:240:26:26

but he pimped up his Latin book.

0:26:260:26:28

He added little caricatures

0:26:280:26:31

and drawings on almost every page.

0:26:310:26:34

I supposed it relieved the boredom.

0:26:340:26:37

Anyway, on this page, we've got one that relates to line number 135,

0:26:370:26:41

and 135 says, "Pity a mind bearing things not deserved".

0:26:410:26:46

In other words, pity somebody who is suffering

0:26:460:26:50

as a result of something they didn't do.

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So, he did a little pen and ink sketch

0:26:530:26:55

and he's probably no more than 12 or 13 at the time.

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Here we've got a little boy bending over,

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about to be thrashed with a birch

0:27:030:27:05

by a great big schoolmaster.

0:27:050:27:07

And while this is happening, he is saying,

0:27:070:27:10

" 'Pon my soul, I didn't do it!"

0:27:100:27:12

In other words, he is the innocent party.

0:27:120:27:15

And Leech is having a laugh.

0:27:150:27:17

But such talent so early in life.

0:27:170:27:20

And of course Leech, after he left school,

0:27:200:27:24

developed his artistic skills

0:27:240:27:26

and we've got an example here of one of his watercolours.

0:27:260:27:29

And it shows a beautiful woman

0:27:290:27:32

riding side-saddle.

0:27:320:27:34

The whole of the watercolour is frightfully sketchy

0:27:340:27:37

until you get to her face.

0:27:370:27:39

And this is where Leech has put the effort in.

0:27:390:27:42

Just look at the way he's delineated her eyes

0:27:420:27:45

and her lips and her nose

0:27:450:27:47

and those crinkles of bespoke hairdo.

0:27:470:27:51

Genius.

0:27:510:27:53

The big question today is of course for our teams over at the auction -

0:27:530:27:56

are they going to be similarly as clever?

0:27:560:28:00

Well, we've remained in the same county.

0:28:070:28:09

We've simply cantered from Detling to Canterbury

0:28:090:28:13

to be at the Canterbury Auction Galleries

0:28:130:28:15

with Michael Roberts. Michael, good morning. Hello, Tim.

0:28:150:28:18

Very nice to see you.

0:28:180:28:19

Now, what a colourful collection the Reds have got. Indeed.

0:28:190:28:23

So how do Russian works of art work out in your saleroom?

0:28:230:28:26

Brand-new ones like this?

0:28:260:28:27

Well, I think it may be a little bit troublesome, perhaps.

0:28:270:28:30

But they're good souvenirs. Someone's had to paint the things,

0:28:300:28:34

so the effort's gone into them.

0:28:340:28:35

?40 to ?60 is our estimate. You're being bullish!

0:28:350:28:38

Well, they're a bit of fun, aren't they?

0:28:380:28:41

They are. ?32 paid.

0:28:410:28:42

Maybe they'll make their money, maybe they won't.

0:28:420:28:45

Next up is my least favourite object out of the three, I have to say,

0:28:450:28:48

which is this bun cardboard sign.

0:28:480:28:51

Now, I understand how people love enamelled advertising signs,

0:28:510:28:54

because there's something about enamel.

0:28:540:28:56

But these things must have been produced

0:28:560:28:58

by the bun shop by the million.

0:28:580:29:00

Absolutely. So is it worth a ?5 note?

0:29:000:29:03

Barely. Our estimate is ?2 to ?5.

0:29:030:29:06

Which is the lowest estimate

0:29:060:29:08

you have ever put on any object in this saleroom in all your life.

0:29:080:29:12

Yes, indeed. Good. I got the message there.

0:29:120:29:14

Anyway, they paid ?4 and loved it.

0:29:140:29:17

It's a minor investment in relation to their last item,

0:29:170:29:20

which is the coffee service.

0:29:200:29:22

Stylish. It is.

0:29:220:29:25

The sort of Art Deco shape with these angular handles,

0:29:250:29:27

conical tapered bodies.

0:29:270:29:29

Traditionally, though, the biggest money

0:29:290:29:31

will be for the Bizarre designs

0:29:310:29:33

with the multi colours and the abstract shapes.

0:29:330:29:36

Because we have just got green and brown bands on here,

0:29:360:29:39

there may be a bit of a struggle,

0:29:390:29:41

but perhaps ?150 to ?200, that sort of money. Really?

0:29:410:29:43

I have to say - is that all? Because they paid 263.

0:29:430:29:46

Oh, dear!

0:29:460:29:47

I suppose everything's complete -

0:29:470:29:49

you've got the six, you've got the pot. And it has got the look.

0:29:490:29:52

Yes, indeed.

0:29:520:29:54

But is it ?263 worth of look?

0:29:540:29:56

That is the big question.

0:29:560:29:58

I fancy not, in which case, they're going to need the Bonus Buy,

0:29:580:30:00

so let's go and have a look at it.

0:30:000:30:02

Now, Amy, Suze, you cheeky ones!

0:30:020:30:05

You gave poor old JP ?1 for the Bonus Buy.

0:30:050:30:08

Jonathan, what did you find?

0:30:080:30:10

Something very suitable for the ladies, I thought.

0:30:100:30:13

It's a little powder compact.

0:30:130:30:15

It is not silver - it's nickel-plated.

0:30:150:30:18

There's a hint of styling which gives a '30s flavour to it,

0:30:180:30:21

but it's sort of mid-century, I suppose.

0:30:210:30:24

This little crest here on the top

0:30:240:30:26

belies the maker, and the maker is Dubarry.

0:30:260:30:28

If you've got a pair of leather wellies, your very posh wellies,

0:30:280:30:32

that's the same company. Ah!

0:30:320:30:34

It's called a vani-jack

0:30:340:30:36

and I guess you'd probably have your rouge or something on there

0:30:360:30:39

and you can powder your nose.

0:30:390:30:40

And there we are. It cost me ?1.

0:30:400:30:43

So what do you think it will sell for?

0:30:430:30:45

I reckon a tenner, maybe. Really?

0:30:450:30:49

You sound surprised!

0:30:490:30:50

LAUGHTER

0:30:500:30:56

Oh, it's heavy. You can't complain about that.

0:30:560:30:58

OK, fine. So your prediction is potentially ?9 of profit in that,

0:30:580:31:03

should you decide to take it after the sale of your first three items.

0:31:030:31:11

Right, then, Michael, draw yourself up to your full height.

0:31:110:31:15

Jonathan Pratt had ?1 to spend and that's what he bought.

0:31:150:31:19

Well, for ?1, it's not bad, really.

0:31:190:31:21

1935. Stylish, with its engine-turned ornaments.

0:31:210:31:25

A cheap one like that for ?1 - what might you get for it?

0:31:250:31:28

?20-ish, maybe. Might you?

0:31:280:31:30

Maybe.

0:31:300:31:31

Well, that's delightfully optimistic and rather exciting for us.

0:31:330:31:36

Thank you very much.

0:31:360:31:37

That's it for the Reds. Now for the Blues.

0:31:370:31:40

Completely different look.

0:31:400:31:42

Much more traditional, and kicking in with the little whistle.

0:31:420:31:45

Absolutely.

0:31:450:31:47

Now, perhaps I was a bit conservative

0:31:470:31:49

when I initially valued this, but it is by a good maker, Sampson Mordan,

0:31:490:31:53

well known for, particularly, pencils.

0:31:530:31:55

And you know, I've estimated it at ?10 to ?15.

0:31:550:31:58

Perhaps it was a little conservative.

0:31:580:32:01

But I would see it no more than 20.

0:32:010:32:04

Really? Bullish is 20, conservative is 10 to 20.

0:32:040:32:07

Our lot paid ?80 for that.

0:32:070:32:09

?80 is a lot of money for a plain thing. It is a lot of money.

0:32:090:32:12

Anyway, we shall see.

0:32:120:32:14

Now, you've got wine in this sale, I noticed. We do.

0:32:140:32:17

And every decent wine collector, drinker, likes an old corkscrew.

0:32:170:32:23

Absolutely. It's a fairly plain example. It's 19th-century.

0:32:230:32:26

The handle has got a bit of a crack to it, sadly.

0:32:260:32:28

I suppose around about ?20, ?30-ish, that sort of money.

0:32:280:32:32

Fair enough. ?20 they paid.

0:32:320:32:34

Anyway, moving on.

0:32:340:32:36

Having had your glass of wine, you'd want a smoke. Indeed.

0:32:360:32:39

What nicer object than a Meerschaum pipe?

0:32:390:32:42

How do you rate that? Not very highly.

0:32:420:32:44

Oh! It looks fine from the outside,

0:32:440:32:48

but it is a reproduction one, sadly.

0:32:480:32:50

This is purely plastic.

0:32:500:32:52

Looks like it ought to be 19th-century

0:32:520:32:54

and I think actually it's fairly modern.

0:32:540:32:56

Anyway, ?20 our team paid.

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I guess if it was proper Meerschaum, old,

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and white and creamy like that, it might be ?60 or ?80.

0:33:010:33:03

Absolutely. In a good quality case. What's your estimate?

0:33:030:33:07

?10 to ?15. OK.

0:33:070:33:09

I don't blame you. The whole thing will hinge

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on the whistle. If the whistle does badly,

0:33:100:33:13

they're going to need to whistle up their Bonus Buy.

0:33:130:33:16

Let's go and have a look at it.

0:33:160:33:20

you spent ?120. You gave ?180 to your girl. What did you buy?

0:33:200:33:25

Well, much though I tried to spend that ?180 very hard,

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and I looked at lots of things which we'd looked at and you decided not to buy,

0:33:280:33:33

I thought, "What do boys like?"

0:33:330:33:37

So I came up with a boys' toy.

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A Dinky boys' toy.

0:33:400:33:43

Not only the box,

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but...a lovely fire engine.

0:33:450:33:48

All as it should be.

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I'll pass it over to you, Martin.

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The great thing about it

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is the condition of it,

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which is hugely important with Dinky toys,

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and the fact that it's got its box.

0:33:570:33:59

How much did you pay for it?

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I paid...

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35.

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Not bad!

0:34:040:34:06

How much do they usually go for in auction?

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Well, I would say anything from ?25 to ?50.

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So I think it's got a chance of making a little profit.

0:34:120:34:14

Do you like it? Yes, it's quite cool. I quite like it.

0:34:140:34:17

Anyway, there's your prediction.

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Let's find out from the auctioneer

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what he thinks about Kate's toy.

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Right then, Mike, here's something for you to play with. Thank you.

0:34:240:34:27

Bit before your time, that one. It is, actually.

0:34:270:34:30

Just a bit.

0:34:300:34:31

There's a good market for these Dinky toys.

0:34:310:34:33

Not the best condition - bit of chipping to the paintwork.

0:34:330:34:36

But it isn't too bad either.

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But overall, it's a fair example.

0:34:380:34:41

I think it's going to be about ?40 to ?60.

0:34:410:34:43

The brilliant Kate Bliss only paid ?35.

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Perfect. If the team decide to go with it,

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it could get them out of a bit of a hole. It could well do.

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Are you taking the sale today? I am indeed. We're in safe hands!

0:34:490:34:53

Now, Amy, Susan, how are you feeling?

0:35:030:35:06

Bit nervous. Are you a bit nervous?

0:35:060:35:07

Yeah. We're looking forward to it.

0:35:070:35:09

Looking forward to it, but there's a little bit of anticipation? Yes.

0:35:090:35:13

Bit of butterflies. Yes.

0:35:130:35:14

First lot up are the Russian dolls, and let's go for it!

0:35:140:35:18

Set of seven modern Russian painted graduated dolls

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with all the Russian presidents there.

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Who's going to start me at ?30?

0:35:230:35:26

20 to start, then?

0:35:260:35:27

?20, the Russian dolls?

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Right at the back of the room, ?20.

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Aww! ?20 I'm bid. Thank you.

0:35:310:35:34

25? 25 I'm bid. 30 at the back. Thank you.

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35.

0:35:360:35:38

40 right at the back.

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Any further bids at 45?

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Well done!

0:35:410:35:42

Any more bids? Come on!

0:35:420:35:43

Back in, 45? Yes. Thank you.

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50 at the back? You sure?

0:35:450:35:47

At ?45, standing in the blue, madam, with you at ?45.

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Thank you very much at ?45.

0:35:500:35:52

?45 is plus ?13.

0:35:520:35:54

We're right chuffed with that!

0:35:540:35:56

Good. Moving on, here comes the hot cross.

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Cardboard advertising sign for the hot cross buns.

0:35:590:36:02

And who's going to start me at a humble couple of pounds?

0:36:020:36:05

?2?

0:36:050:36:06

?2 I'm bid.

0:36:060:36:08

Who's ?3? Come on, one more pound!

0:36:080:36:10

On the internet at ?3.

0:36:100:36:12

Come to you in a moment at the back of the room. 4.

0:36:120:36:15

?5.

0:36:150:36:17

Right at the back of the room, ?5. Thank you.

0:36:190:36:21

6? Good auctioneer!

0:36:210:36:23

?5 right at the back. Back in at 6.

0:36:230:36:25

7, back of the room.

0:36:250:36:27

Very generous ?7. Selling it at 7 whole pounds!

0:36:270:36:29

Is that ?8? ?7. ?7.

0:36:290:36:31

Well, that's marvellous. You've made ?3 on that.

0:36:310:36:34

Now, you're going to need every squid

0:36:340:36:36

you've got in the bank, you girls. Here it comes.

0:36:360:36:39

It's the Clarice Cliff Bonjour coffee service.

0:36:390:36:41

Who's going to start me at ?100?

0:36:410:36:44

?100. Better thing here.

0:36:440:36:46

?100 straight away on the internet.

0:36:460:36:48

110, thank you.

0:36:480:36:50

120, internet, please?

0:36:500:36:51

120 on the internet.

0:36:510:36:53

130. Thank you.

0:36:530:36:55

140, internet.

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150. 160, internet.

0:36:560:36:58

170. 180, internet.

0:36:580:37:01

Come on!

0:37:010:37:02

190. Thank you. ?200 online, please?

0:37:020:37:05

Against the bidder in the room. 210.

0:37:050:37:08

220, internet.

0:37:080:37:09

Look at him saying his prayers!

0:37:090:37:12

This is JP at prayer!

0:37:120:37:14

250.

0:37:140:37:16

Thank you. 260, internet.

0:37:160:37:17

Any further bid at 270?

0:37:170:37:20

Any more? Come on!

0:37:200:37:21

One more bid. No?

0:37:210:37:23

At 260 on the internet and selling at 260.

0:37:230:37:26

No! No!

0:37:260:37:28

Oh, 260!

0:37:280:37:29

You're minus ?3!

0:37:290:37:31

Oh, no!

0:37:310:37:32

Well done, though.

0:37:320:37:34

Isn't that brilliant?

0:37:340:37:36

Have you seen such a result?

0:37:360:37:38

You have got there, girls.

0:37:380:37:40

You had ?16. You've now got plus ?13.

0:37:400:37:43

Nobody would have predicted that.

0:37:430:37:44

That is a fantastic result. Brilliant auctioneering.

0:37:440:37:47

Lovely stuff, eh? Oh, my God, my heart!

0:37:470:37:49

You have ?13.

0:37:490:37:50

Now, are you going to risk it for ?1? Of course you are! Yes!

0:37:500:37:53

You're in profit, you've got money in the bank

0:37:530:37:56

and you're going to play with the pound. Here it comes.

0:37:560:37:58

Art Deco look, any lady's must-have.

0:37:580:38:00

Who'll start me then at ?10?

0:38:000:38:03

Lot number 56. A tenner?

0:38:030:38:05

Right at the back, thank you. ?10.

0:38:050:38:07

It's already made a tenner!

0:38:070:38:08

?12?

0:38:080:38:10

He's just made you a tenner!

0:38:100:38:12

Any more? I will sell it at ?10.

0:38:120:38:14

?12? Any more bids? At ?10, then, and selling.

0:38:140:38:17

?10. That is plus ?9.

0:38:170:38:19

Frankly, it couldn't do better.

0:38:190:38:21

I mean, the man is a genius.

0:38:210:38:23

I told you so.

0:38:230:38:24

That's plus ?9. 9 and 3 is 12...you're plus ?22.

0:38:240:38:28

Look at that.

0:38:280:38:30

That's ?11 each if you don't split it with Jonathan.

0:38:300:38:33

I advise that you hang on to the dosh, and well done!

0:38:330:38:36

Now, Charles, Martino...

0:38:440:38:46

Do you know how the Reds got on?

0:38:460:38:49

No. You have no idea?

0:38:490:38:51

We don't want you to know either.

0:38:510:38:53

Your big number is the little whistle, isn't it?

0:38:530:38:55

Yes. Sampson Mordan - good maker,

0:38:550:38:57

very plain, etc, etc.

0:38:570:38:59

He's put ?10 to ?15 on it, and he knows he's being cheap at that.

0:38:590:39:03

I know he's cheap at that.

0:39:030:39:05

The world will know he's cheap at that.

0:39:050:39:07

But the whistle is the first item up, and here it comes.

0:39:070:39:10

The George V silver whistle

0:39:100:39:13

of plain, flattened form by Sampson Mordan.

0:39:130:39:16

Who's going to start me at ?5 on the whistle?

0:39:160:39:18

Cheap silver whistle. ?5?!

0:39:180:39:20

Where's 10? Several places. I'll take 10 first I saw there.

0:39:200:39:24

15 in the blue T-shirt.

0:39:240:39:26

20.

0:39:260:39:27

25.

0:39:270:39:28

Go on!

0:39:280:39:31

No? 25?

0:39:320:39:34

Yes? Sorry?

0:39:340:39:36

Yeah, 25.

0:39:360:39:37

30? Fighting over it.

0:39:370:39:39

So cheap! 40.

0:39:390:39:41

45.

0:39:410:39:42

45 back in. 50?

0:39:420:39:44

Any more bids? Aww!

0:39:440:39:45

A quality thing. I will sell.

0:39:450:39:47

?45!

0:39:490:39:52

Well, that's what they call a bummer.

0:39:520:39:54

Anyway, minus ?35.

0:39:540:39:56

Ouch! Now, are we going to win it back on this? Yeah.

0:39:560:39:59

Come on, be positive!

0:39:590:40:01

Who's ?10 on the corkscrew?

0:40:010:40:03

?10 for the corkscrew?

0:40:030:40:05

Thank you very much. ?10.

0:40:050:40:07

?15 for the corkscrew, anyone?

0:40:070:40:09

Right at the back, 15.

0:40:090:40:10

20? 15 right at the back.

0:40:100:40:12

Come on!

0:40:120:40:14

Any further bid?

0:40:140:40:15

15 and selling.

0:40:150:40:17

Oh, that is so disappointing, chaps!

0:40:170:40:19

Minus ?5. Now, the Meerschaum.

0:40:190:40:21

The reproduction pipe there. Still an attractive thing.

0:40:210:40:24

Who's ?10 on the pipe?

0:40:240:40:26

?10?

0:40:260:40:27

Several places.

0:40:270:40:29

?10 there. ?15?

0:40:290:40:30

Thank you. 20 standing?

0:40:300:40:32

No? 15 with you.

0:40:320:40:34

Who's ?20 on the pipe here?

0:40:340:40:36

?20? Come on!

0:40:360:40:38

?20?

0:40:380:40:39

I will sell at ?15.

0:40:390:40:41

I can't bear it! ?15.

0:40:410:40:44

This is not...this is going down the gutter, this.

0:40:440:40:46

15, OK. 35...

0:40:460:40:48

That's minus ?40...45...

0:40:480:40:50

minus ?45.

0:40:500:40:53

OK, so what are we going to do about the Dinky?

0:40:530:40:55

Do you fancy a play?

0:40:550:40:57

Why not?

0:40:570:40:59

Nothing to lose.

0:40:590:41:00

We're going with the Dinky, and here it comes.

0:41:000:41:02

Die-cast model of the fire tender.

0:41:020:41:05

Lot 78. 30?

0:41:050:41:07

?30? OK, who'll start me at 20? The Dinky toy here.

0:41:070:41:11

Come on!

0:41:110:41:13

10, then? Must be cheap at a tenner.

0:41:130:41:14

Who's ten quid?

0:41:140:41:16

TIM SOBS

0:41:160:41:18

?10 I'm bid. Thank you.

0:41:180:41:19

Someone with some sense. 15.

0:41:190:41:21

20. Thank you.

0:41:210:41:23

25.

0:41:230:41:24

It's worth 25. 30?

0:41:240:41:26

You sure?

0:41:260:41:27

Still cheap, but I will sell it at ?25.

0:41:270:41:30

Are we all done? At ?25 and selling.

0:41:300:41:32

Minus ?55.

0:41:320:41:35

I think we're all going to burst into tears! I think we are!

0:41:350:41:38

You could do with a drink.

0:41:380:41:39

A cup of tea is probably what's on offer.

0:41:390:41:41

That's the strongest.

0:41:410:41:42

Don't say a word to the Reds. We won't, promise.

0:41:420:41:45

Well, well, well, what an extraordinary day!

0:41:520:41:54

There has been a needle match between these two teams today

0:41:540:41:57

and it is my...sadness

0:41:570:42:01

to reveal there is a chasm between them,

0:42:010:42:04

and the runners-up today by a long chalk are the Blues.

0:42:040:42:07

In fact, minus ?55 is where the Blues are.

0:42:070:42:11

And I don't think, as all the scores are minus throughout the whole process, we'll dwell, do you? No.

0:42:110:42:17

No! No! But have you had a nice time? Absolutely. Brilliant.

0:42:170:42:21

Well done, Charlie. Good for you.

0:42:210:42:23

It's been lovely.

0:42:230:42:24

Good. We've loved having you on the programme and you've been real sports.

0:42:240:42:28

But today I'm going to be giving out profits - ?22 worth of profits.

0:42:280:42:32

There we go. ?22 worth.

0:42:320:42:34

Look at that. Now, what are you girls going to do with your ?22?

0:42:340:42:37

We're going to give it to the charity that we're both involved in, that I work for.

0:42:370:42:42

Very good. A worthwhile cause and a generous donation.

0:42:420:42:42

Thank you very much for that.

0:42:420:42:51

and that horrid hot cross bun jobby for ?3!

0:42:510:42:55

And a profit on the ?1 purchase at the end of ?9.

0:42:550:43:00

That's the way to do it, JP!

0:43:000:43:02

Anyway, splendid result - plus ?22. Congratulations.

0:43:020:43:05

In fact, join us soon for some more bargain-hunting, yes?

0:43:050:43:08

ALL: YES!

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