Episode 8 Celebrity Mastermind

I would rather go and stand in front of a 2,000-people audience

and do stand-up for two hours

than do what I'm about to do for four minutes.

I can't do any more than I have, so I'm proud of what I've done

and let's have it, let's do it.

That's the scariest thing.

It's not not knowing the answer, it's knowing the answer

and not being able to get it out of your mouth.

I'm looking forward to it. Que sera, sera.

Four celebrities who hope they know everything there is to know

about their specialist subject.

Who will be crowned tonight's Celebrity Mastermind?

First in the spotlight tonight is the comedian Fred MacAulay.

He's answering questions on Porridge,

the telly version, that is.

Next, the novelist Mark Billingham.

His specialist subject - Elvis Costello.

The actress Georgia Henshaw will be answering questions

on the television series Sherlock

and Brian Aldridge, otherwise known as Charles Collingwood,

and his subject - Hampshire County Cricket Club.

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Hello, I'm John Humphrys and welcome to Celebrity Mastermind.

This is ultimate test of what they think they know,

what they should know and what they actually do know.

It's not always the same by any means, but the rules are unchanging.

One round of questions on their specialist subject

and one on general knowledge.

The prize - a rather nice trophy

and the huge honour of holding the title Celebrity Mastermind Champion,

so let's ask our first contender to join us, please.

And your name is...

Your chosen charity?

And your chosen subject.

Porridge, in 90 seconds. Here we go.

Porridge was a BBC sitcom set in Slade Prison

that ran for three series between '74 and '77.

Which duo wrote the series?

Ian La Frenais and Dick Clement.

Correct. Which actor,

who also appeared with Ronnie Barker in Open All Hours,

plays Blanco in the series?

David Jason. Yep.

During his medical examination in New Faces, Old Hands,

the doctor points to a glass on the table

and tells Fletcher to "fill one for me."

What does Fletcher reply?

"From here"? Quite.

In the episode Heartbreak Hotel,

Godber asks Fletcher

for a share of his soft toilet paper

as a reward for darning his socks.

How much does Fletcher give him?

One sheet. Yes, he's all heart.

Which Paisley-born actor had the same surname

as the character he played in the series?

Erm, oh, gosh. McLaren?

Mackay.

When Fletcher sneaks off to the pub in the episode A Day Out,

what flavour crisps does he bring back

for the rest of the work party?

Cheese and onion. Yes.

In Heartbreak Hotel, Mr Mackay says

that Fletcher's wife has probably told his friends

that he's away on a five-year safari.

What does Fletcher say she tells them he's doing?

Missionary work in Scotland. That's it.

At the start of the episode Pardon Me,

Fletcher and Blanco have been playing a game for four days

and Mr Barrowclough says they're cheating each other

into a stalemate. Which game?

Monopoly. Yep.

Mr Wainwright is assigned to Slade Prison as a replacement

for Mr Mackay in the episode Disturbing The Peace.

He says he had previously met Fletcher in which other prison?

Um, Brixton?

Yep, what does Harris steal from Justice Rawley

that results in him being tried by

a kangaroo court in the episode Rough Justice?

His watch. Yes.

What subject is Godber studying at O level

in the episode A Test Of Character?

History. Yes. BEEP

In the episode No Peace For The Wicked,

Blanco brings a wooden toy

to Fletcher's cell that he says has taken him

almost 15 years to make.

It's a model of which television character?

It's Muffin the Mule.

It is absolutely Muffin the Mule.

No passes, Fred. You've got 11 points.

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And our next contender, please.

And your name is...

Your chosen charity?

And your chosen subject.

Elvis Costello in 90 seconds.

What was the name of Costello's backing band

consisting of Bruce Thomas, Steve Nieve and Pete Thomas?

The Attractions. Yep.

Costello signed with the UK record label

which released his first hit single

Watching The Detectives in 1977.

What's the name of the label?

Stiff Records. Yes.

In '93, Costello released an album with Brodsky Quartet.

What was its title?

The Juliet Letters. Yes.

Costello went to Nashville in '81 to record

the country and western covers album Almost Blue

with which producer?

Billy Sherrill. Yes.

Which single taken from the Armed Forces album

reached number two in the UK charts in 1979?

Oliver's Army. Yes.

The song Shipbuilding from his 1983 album Punch The Clock

featured a trumpet solo.

Which jazz musician performed it?

Chet Baker. He did.

Veronica from the album Spike reached the top 20

of the American singles charts in 1989.

Who was the co-writer?

Paul McCartney. Is correct.

What is the title of the first single released

under the name Elvis Costello in '77?

It was about the fascist Oswald Mosley.

Less Than Zero. Correct.

Costello collaborated with a legendary songwriter

on the '98 album Painted From Memory.

Who was he?

Burt Bacharach. Yes.

In 1999, Costello had his first UK top 20 hit single

for over a decade with a song

from the soundtrack of the film Notting Hill.

What was its title?

She. Yes.

In '95, Costello was the artistic director

of a festival at the South Bank Centre.

What was the name..?

Meltdown. It was.

In '92, Costello and Richard Harvey won a BAFTA

for original television music for which series

written by Alan Bleasdale?

GBH. Yes.

What was the name of the backing band with whom Costello

released the 2004 album The Delivery Man?

BEEP Er...

Quick guess.

The Confederates. It was The Imposters.

Otherwise you'd have had a full house, but you have a modest,

he joked, 12 points.

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And our next contender, please.

And your name is...

Your chosen charity.

And your chosen subject.

Sherlock, in 90 seconds.

The actor who plays Sherlock's older brother, Mycroft,

co-created the series with the writer, Steven Moffat.

What's his name?

Mark Gatiss. Yes.

What musical instrument does Sherlock play

to help him think?

The violin. Yes.

In The Blind Banker, what is the name

of the Chinese criminal organisation whose members

have a tattoo on the sole of one of their feet?

The Black Lotus. Yes.

What false name and identity does Moriarty invent

to convince the public he's an actor paid by Sherlock

to set up false crimes for him to solve?

Richard Brook. Correct.

In A Scandal In Belgravia, Flight 007 never takes off

because the project is cancelled.

Which American city is supposed to have been its destination?

Pass.

What is the name of the actress who plays Mrs Hudson,

the housekeeper at 221B Baker Street?

Una Stubbs. Yes. In The Hounds Of Baskerville,

what local landmark is said to be the lair

of the fearsome giant dog?

Dewer's Hollow. Correct.

In The Blind Banker, Sherlock finds the antique smugglers

after unlocking the cipher using what common book?

The London A-Z. Yes.

Sherlock is given the nickname "Hero of Reichenbach"

because he helped to recover a stolen painting of the falls

by which artist?

Pass.

In A Scandal In Belgravia, Sherlock is taken

to Buckingham Palace wearing only what item?

Mycroft eventually persuades him to put on his clothes.

A sheet. Yeah, a bed sheet.

The climactic struggle between Sherlock and Moriarty

takes place on a rooftop of a London building

from which Sherlock apparently falls to his death.

Which building?

St Bartholomew's Hospital.

It was. A genetically modified rabbit

owned by the daughter of the Baskerville scientist, Dr Stapleton,

had begun to glow in the dark before it disappeared.

What was its name? BEEP

Bluebell. Bluebell is exactly right.

You had two passes.

The artist was JMW Turner.

And the town to which Flight 007 would have gone

but never did was Baltimore.

You've got, Georgia, ten points.

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And our final contender, please.

And your name is...

Your chosen charity.

And your chosen subject.

Hampshire Cricket Club, here we go.

In September 2013, Hampshire celebrated

which anniversary of the club's foundation?

The 150th. Yes.

The final county championship match at Northlands Road

before Hampshire moved to the Rose Bowl was in what year?

2000. Yep.

Mark Nicholas missed the 2001 Natwest Trophy final

against Surrey because his finger had been broken

in a county championship match

against the same opponent two days earlier.

Who captained Hampshire to victory at Lord's in his absence?

David Gower. Yes.

Which great Australian test cricketer joined Hampshire

at the start of the 2000 season?

Shane Warne. Correct.

After Kevin Pietersen made his England test debut in July 2005,

how many county championship matches did he appear in

for Hampshire before joining Surrey in 2010?

Two. One.

Who replaced Brian Ford as chairman of the club in 2000?

Rod Bransgrove. Correct.

In 2011, the county hosted its first test match

when England played which country at the Rose Bowl?

Sri Lanka. Yes.

In 2005, who became the club's first Hampshire-born player

to appear in a test match for England for more than 100 years?

Shaun Udal. Yes.

In their first Lord's final,

Hampshire won the 1988 B Cup final.

Who was batting with captain Mark Nicholas

when the winning run was scored?

Robin Smith. It was David Turner.

Who succeeded Bobby Parks as Hampshire's first choice

wicket keeper in 1990, and held the position

until he retired in 2002 and Nic Pothas took over?

Er, pass.

In 1991, who retired after topping Hampshire's first class batting averages?

His brother also played for Hampshire and England.

Chris Smith.

In 2005, Hampshire were runners up in the County Championship.

Which team finished ahead of them? BEEP

Er, Yorkshire.

Nottinghamshire.

You had just the one pass, the chap who succeeded Bobby Parks

as Hampshire's first choice wicket keeper was Adrian Aymes.

Charles, you got eight points.

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Well, some very high scores there,

let's have a look at all of the scores.

In fourth place, 8 points, Charles Collingwood.

In third place, 10 points, Georgia Henshaw.

Second place, 11 points, Fred Macaulay.

In the lead, 12 points, Mark Billingham.

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And now it is the General Knowledge round,

and if the scores are level at the end of the round

then the person with the fewer passes is the winner.

So, let us get on with it and ask Charles to join us again please.

And there is no way that we can get through this little chat

without my referring to your 40 years as Brian Aldridge.

No, I mean, it's just...

it has been wonderful being the JR of Ambridge.

I've never seen you in that light!

Yeah, that's the sort of quick phrase I get for that.

But you occasionally go a bit soft, don't you?

Yeah. I mean, you did with the little boy.

Yes, well, I've had, I mean, to be serious as an actor,

it's a strange thing to do, to be in a soap opera like The Archers

for as long as I have, but I've been given some fantastic storylines.

Yeah. Well, you'd clear off if you didn't, wouldn't you? I might.

There's always the cheque, of course, John, you know, we do quite like it.

Yeah, I know. But, you know, I love it. My wife's in The Archers as well.

She plays Shula, so we're a double act, you see, so it couldn't be better.

Is that a bit tricky, having your wife there as well?

Well, she's the only woman in Ambridge

that I've not had an affair with, but...

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But apart from that,

I don't hold any bitterness towards the programme whatsoever.

Right, um, well, here's to the next 40 years,

but, more importantly, the next two minutes

because you've got eight points

and you get two minutes on general knowledge. Here we go.

What is the shape of the steel and glass structure

designed by the Chinese-American artist I.M. Pei

that stands in front of the Louvre in Paris?

Er, sphere.

Pyramid. The word "equine" usually refers to what animal?

Horse. Which city, the birthplace of the Prophet Mohammed,

is the holiest of the Muslim cities?

Er, Mecca.

Who became the first father-daughter duo

to top the UK singles chart

when they sang Something Stupid in 1967?

Well, Frank Sinatra and his daughter.

Yes, Nancy. In a novel by James Fenimore Cooper,

Native American Uncas, son of the chief Chingachgook,

is the last true-born member of what tribe?

Sioux. The Mohicans.

Hoylake, the home of the Royal Liverpool Golf Club, is on which peninsula?

No idea. What is the name of the American Oscar-winning writer, director and actor

who has directed at least one film a year since 1982?

His latest film, Blue Jasmine,

was released in Britain in September 2013.

Don't know, pass.

Which brightly-coloured bird,

known poetically as the halcyon,

hunts for small fish from a perch on the riverbank

and stuns its prey by beating it?

Kingfisher. In Chinese cuisine, which dish,

consisting of fried noodles served with shredded meat and vegetables,

has a name meaning "fried flour" or "fried noodles?"

Chow mein? Who succeeded Patrick Troughton in Doctor Who,

becoming the Third Doctor?

He later starred in another series as the scarecrow Worzel Gummidge.

Jon Pertwee.

In 1972, which American swimmer

became the first person to win

seven Olympic Gold medals at a single Games?

Mark Spitz.

In which sea are the islands of St Lucia and St Vincent?

Er, pass.

Who claimed the English throne after defeating

the army of Harold II at the Battle of Hastings in 1066?

Stephen. William the Conqueror.

Oh, sorry! In what game, invented by AA Milne

and played by the animals on a bridge

by the Hundred Acre Wood are the world championships

held at Little Wittenham on the River Thames?

Er, Poohsticks.

The alloy brass consists of copper and which other metal?

Tin? Zinc.

In Russia in August 1918, whom did Fanni Kaplan try to murder

because she believed he had betrayed the Revolution?

Er, Solzhenitsyn? No, no...

It was Lenin, actually. Lenin. BEEP

Yeah, Lenin, and you had three passes.

St Lucia and St Vincent are in the Caribbean,

Woody Allen was the director,

and the home of the Royal Liverpool Golf Club is on the Wirral,

Hoylake on the Wirral.

Charles, you've now got 16 points.

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And now Georgia again, please.

And, um, for some reason, I can't quite put my finger on it,

but you play young teenagers who get up to all sorts of naughty things.

Er, Waterloo Road? Yes. Yes. Waterloo Road.

I look no older than 12, yeah.

Well, 13 maybe.

But is it a huge advantage to be able to look much younger

than you are? I imagine so. Or is it sometimes a bit of a pain?

Um, no, I think it's an advantage to look younger than I am,

because there's stiff competition.

If I was to look my age, there are some real great actresses out there.

I really did enjoy Waterloo Road, it was like being back in school

but without the boring education.

Wrong show to say this on, weren't it? On the contrary.

Was it really? Did it feel realistic when you were...?

Totally. You had all the kids, you had all the adults,

you've got the pupils and you've got the teachers.

But, yeah, it was good. It was really good.

Right, look, you've got 10 points, Georgia.

The score to beat is 16 at the moment.

Let's see how you do with your two minutes of general knowledge. OK.

The name Brangelina is used by the press

to refer to Angelina Jolie and...?

Brad Pitt. Which famous Parisian boulevard

links the Arc de Triomphe with the Place de la Concorde?

Marble Arch. Champs Elysees.

What part of their body do elephants use

to regulate body heat?

They're largest on the African elephant.

Their ears. What are the two ingredients

that give a banoffee pie its name?

Banoffee and toffee.

Banana and toffee. Ohhhh!

Which offbeat BBC television comedy series

set in the village of Royston Vasey

has a burger bar called Burger Me,

Steve's Tattoo Studio

and a shop owned by the dubious butcher Hilary Briss?

Coronation Street. League of Gentlemen.

Which Queen of England was born at Greenwich Palace

on the 7th of September 1533

and died at Richmond Palace on the 24th of March 1603?

Anne Boleyn? Elizabeth I.

What term for a piece of information that is deliberately misleading

comes from a highly smoked fish that was used

in the training of hunting dogs to try and throw them off the scent?

A kipper. A red herring.

What is the name of the ghost who haunts the girls' washroom

at Hogwarts School in the Harry Potter stories?

Moaning Myrtle.

Which band had their first chart-topping single for ten years

with Patience after they reformed in 2006?

Take That.

What was written on the eco-friendly cotton bags

designed by Anya Hindmarch

that became a popular fashion accessory after

they went on sale for ?5 at a supermarket chain in 2007?

Bag for life.

"I am not a plastic bag." Oh.

Which Lloyd Webber musical, first staged in 1971,

is narrated by Judas Iscariot?

Ooh, Phantom of the Opera?

Jesus Christ Superstar.

What is the name of the Olympic heptathlete

who married her long-time partner, Andy Hill,

at a church service in Hathersage near Sheffield in May 2013?

Pass. Which disease-carrying insect

takes its name from the Spanish word for "little fly?"

Mosquito. Who is the longstanding co-presenter, with Phil Spencer,

on the property programme Location Location Location?

Kirsty Aldridge? BEEP

Ah, you nearly got it. Nearly.

Allsopp. Yes, just a teeny weeny bit too late.

One pass, the name of that Olympic heptathlete who got married,

Jessica Ennis.

You have 15 points. Thank you so much.

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And now Fred.

Fred Macaulay. Yes, sir.

Comedian. Yes, indeed. And other things.

Radio broadcaster.

Radio broadcaster, well, that'll never catch on, will it?

Which do you prefer? Comedian, definitely, first and foremost.

You must occasionally, all comedians must occasionally

look at themselves and ask themselves, "What have I got?"

What have I got? The thing that, if you bottled it,

we could all be comedians.

Yeah, it is an unknown factor.

I mean, it's down to material, stage presence, a likeability.

People have said that, if people like you on stage,

not that all comedians have to be liked.

I mean, some of them, you know, are saying things on stage

that are the things that other people daren't say.

Somebody like Billy Connolly was like that in the early days.

I mean, he's still pretty cutting edge or whatever the right word is.

He is, I mean, Connolly's been a huge influence,

certainly on my career, but on an awful lot of other people as well

cos he kind of blazed the trail.

He was doing stuff, thinking just off the top of his head long before...

That was in the day when you had a lot of joke tellers, and then you

had Connolly came along and was doing something different in our country.

That is the thing, isn't it, because Ken Dodd, brilliant, told jokes.

That's what he did.

He did, and he also sang songs.

And sang all that stuff, yeah. Singalong stuff for the audience.

I went to see Ken Dodd once and had to leave halfway through.

I could only stay two and a half hours.

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He's amazing. Yes, indeed.

Right, you've got 11 points and 16 is the score to beat.

Let's see how you do with your general knowledge. Two minutes.

In which Welsh city does

the Driver and Vehicle Licensing Agency have its headquarters?

Swansea. Paul Simon had a number of successful albums

with a singer he met while he was at school in New York.

What was that singer's name?

It's be Art Garfunkel. Indeed.

Jack Hodgson, played by David Caves,

replaced Tom Ward's character Harry Cunningham

as a forensic pathologist in the 16th season of

which BBC television series? Pass.

The batsmen Clyde Walcott, Everton Weekes and Frank Worrell,

known collectively as the Three Ws,

played cricket for which international test team?

England? West Indies.

Which American painter, famous for pouring

or dripping paint onto a flat canvas,

was nicknamed Jack the Dripper by Time Magazine in '56?

Pollock.

Who won a seventh term in office in Zimbabwe in August 2013?

He was accused of rigging the election.

Robert Mugabe.

What's the name of the apple brandy matured in oak casks

that is a speciality of the Normandy region of France?

Pass.

In the 1972 film The Godfather,

the murdered Mafia enforcer Luca Brasi is said to be

"sleeping with...?"

The fishes. The holder of which Government post

has the official address 11 Downing Street?

Chancellor of the Exchequer.

What is the largest penguin species?

The males incubate the eggs by placing them on top of their feet

and covering them with a fold of skin to protect them.

Emperor. What celebrated ancient temple in Athens

has a name that translates into English as "maiden's chamber?"

Acropolis. Parthenon.

The silver fern leaf is an emblem of

a Commonwealth country where it's worn on the shirts of

the national rugby team. Which country?

New Zealand.

Jane Porter, the daughter of Professor Archimedes Q Porter,

is the girlfriend and eventual wife of a fictional hero

created by Edgar Rice Burroughs.

Who was the hero?

Oh, crikey. Um...

That's shocking, pass.

Which gas with the chemical formula HCHO

may be dissolved in water

and used to preserve biological specimens?

Hydrogen peroxide? Formaldehyde. Oh!

What name of Latin origin is given to

the small, flat piece of metal or plastic

used to pluck a stringed instrument?

Plectrum. Which filmmaker and restaurant critic

who died in January 2013

was best known for his Death Wish films? BEEP

That was, er, Winner.

It was indeed Michael Winner.

Three passes, Tarzan was the hero you were desperately trying

to recover from your memory. Calvados is the apple brandy.

And Silent Witness was what Jack Hodgson played in,

it's in its 16th season.

There you go, Fred, you've got 21 points. Thank you.

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And finally, Mark again, please.

And, um, you've written a lot of crime novels in the same genre,

I mean, the same DI, same detective inspector. Yes.

Do you not run out of plotlines,

cos you've got the same character, the same location?

Do you not just kind of think, "God, they've all been done now,"

not necessarily just by you but all the other crime writers out there?

Oh, yeah, by the ones that came centuries before me.

Something tends to always turn up.

It's the question you get asked most is,

"Where do you get your ideas from?" Sure. Sorry to be predictable.

No, but it's, you know, I wish there was a website, you know,

that you could go to. But something, some little story in a newspaper

or something somebody tells you.

They always want to tell you stuff if they know you write crime novels.

They go, "D'you hear what happened to old Mrs Johnson up at number 46?"

And you hear these terrible stories, and half of you is going,

"That's awful," but a part of your brain's going "I'm having that."

Something tends to crop up, yeah.

When you've got the plot, as you write your first sentence,

do you know how it's going to end?

Um, not immediately, but that first sentence is absolutely crucial.

You can spend as long on that first sentence

as you can on the middle 12 chapters. You've got to. Really?

Well, you've got to engage the reader very quickly.

I mean, it's about character. Of course.

It's really about, people ask you how you create suspense, and it's

all about, you know, cliff-hangers and timing and reveals, but at the

end of the day it's about giving the reader characters they care about.

Then you've got suspense from the first page.

Right, well, you've got 12 points to start this round with,

the final round,

because whether you become Celebrity Mastermind champion depends on the

next two minutes, and you've got to beat Old Macaulay there,

that's what you've got to do. Right. Let's see if you can do it.

Here we go. Who described his boxing style as

"float like a butterfly, sting like a bee?"

Muhammad Ali. Which famous Italian opera singer,

one of the Three Tenors,

died aged 71 at his home in Modena in September 2007?

Pavarotti.

The large African antelope, the wildebeest,

has what three-letter alternative name? Er, pass.

The 2013 film The Fifth Estate

is about Julian Assange,

the founder of a controversial website.

What's the name of that website?

WikiLeaks. Whose third novel for adults, The Red House,

was first published in 2012?

Er, Mark Haddon.

The British Colonel T.E. Lawrence was known by what name

because of his victories in the Middle East during the First World War?

Lawrence of Arabia.

Which American rock band that takes its name from its lead singer

first topped the UK album charts in 1988 with New Jersey?

Bon Jovi. In painting, what natural substance

is most commonly used instead of oil

to mix powdered pigment in the medium known as "tempera?"

Er, egg. Yes, egg yolk.

The town of La Linea lies at the crossing point from Spain

to which territory? Italy? Gibraltar.

Which tennis player was warned by the umpire during his 1992

Wimbledon final after a television viewer phoned in to complain

that he had been swearing in Serbo-Croat?

Er, Djokovic.

No, Ivanisevic.

Which English poet and novelist who was born in 1840

created the characters Eustacia Vye,

Tess Durbeyfield and Sue Bridehead?

Pass.

What is the surname of Peter and his son, Dan, who have co-presented a number

of television programmes on history, in particular on battlefields?

Snow. The dog known as a "puggle"

is a cross between a pug and what other dog? Beagle.

In which country is the town of Gouda, where Gouda cheese was first made?

Er, Holland.

What collective name that comes from the Old English for "good tidings"

is used for the four books of the New Testament that

tell of the life, death and resurrection of Jesus Christ?

Er, pass.

Which Atlantic island gives its name to knee-length shorts

originally worn by British soldiers who were stationed there?

Er, pass. In music, what is the name of the sign that

when it's placed next to a note raises its pitch by a semitone?

Erm, quaver? Sharp.

Which aviator, born in Hull in 1903... BEEP

..became the first woman to fly solo

from England to Australia?

Amy Johnson. Correct. Four passes.

Bermuda is where the shorts come from, as it were.

You'll hate yourself for this one, Gospels.

Yeah, I know. I'm going to get struck down now. Yes, probably.

Thomas Hardy was the writer, and again you knew that.

And the wildebeest is also known as a "gnu." Oh, God(!)

Mark, you have a total of 23 points.

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Well, quite a round, quite a competition.

Let's have a look at the scores.

In fourth place with 15 points, Georgia Henshaw.

Third place with 16 points, Charles Collingwood.

Second place, 21 points, Fred Macaulay.

First place, 23 points, Mark Billingham.

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Mark, come and join me.

Congratulations, and there it is. Thank you. Wow.

I was just thinking, murder weapon? It is a murder weapon.

That's what you were thinking.

Look at that. You could do some damage with that.

So we can expect that to appear in the next novel.

There's every chance. Excellent, good, fame at last.

We've broken through. Congratulations, well done. Thank you.

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