Episode 8 Len Goodman's Partners in Rhyme


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There's been rhyme from the start of time

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Get a word or a name, one that sounds the same

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Poems, sonnets, limericks, verses

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Rhymes in love and rhymes in curses

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I've been rapping since a very young man

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But that was Cockney rhyming slang

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So get yourself ready This is the time

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Are you up for the game?

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Are you up for the rhyme? Ready, steady...

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Let's go! 3, 2, 1, let's get on with the show.

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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Hey! Ha-ha!

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Hello and welcome to Partners in Rhyme.

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This show is about finding rhymes in all kinds of places.

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It could be showing a spider in a glider.

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Or maybe, Superman driving a van.

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It's all rhyme and no reason.

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Why don't you have a go?

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Take a look at this picture and see if you can find the rhyme.

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Jo Brand, in a brass band.

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If you've got the time -

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-AUDIENCE:

-Len's got the rhyme.

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You're good.

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Tonight, two contestants will be playing the game with

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the help of their very own partners in rhyme.

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So, let's meet this evening's celebrity team.

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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In our first team, stars rejoice, he can do any voice,

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impressionist Luke Kempner.

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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Who's your favourite voice to do?

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Well, the first, first celebrity voice I ever did

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was cos I was a big fan of tennis, and mainly Andy Murray, and I just...

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-SCOTTISH ACCENT:

-..sort of started realising that I could sound pretty like him and...

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-That's it, yeah.

-Yeah, and actually, Len, I'm really excited to, to be here.

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Well, I can see the excitement all over your cloth, yes.

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And joining Luke, an actress with a rhyming plan,

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it's Miss Pallett, our Roxanne.

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-I like that.

-CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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Oh, nice to see you.

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Over here in our second team in JLS, he was sure to thrill,

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but now he's a farmer boy. It's JB Gill.

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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And with JB, if you want impersonations,

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it's action stations, Debra Stephenson.

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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Can our celebrities deliver for tonight's contestants?

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Let's meet them.

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Please welcome, Amelia and Chris.

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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-Len!

-I just thought I'd get that little cucaracha in there. Amelia.

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-Len.

-How are you?

-I'm good. How are you?

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I'm good too! I feel like we've known each other for years.

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-It's been a while.

-Yeah. Where you from?

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-I'm from Falkirk, which is, like, right in between Edinburgh and Glasgow.

-AUDIENCE: Woo!

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I hear a wee cheer in there. Eh, big up.

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What do you do for a living?

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I'm at uni doing French and Spanish.

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-Amelia, good luck tonight.

-Thanks, Len.

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Chrissie! Come on, Chris.

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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Where are you from?

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I'm from, um, Derby in the Midlands.

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Yeah, I know it. Have you got something special for us?

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Well, I'll give you a few bars, Len.

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Go on, then.

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My name's Chris Lucas and Derby is my home.

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I'm six foot three and I'm bad to the bone.

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And though I may not look it, I'm 36 years old.

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I'm excellent at rhyming. Under pressure I'm ice cold.

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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Oh, yes, thank you.

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Oh, is that...? Ha-ha!

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LEN LAUGHS

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Now, listen, tonight,

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one of you could be walking away with a holiday.

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AUDIENCE: Ooh!

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Very best of luck, Amelia and Chris.

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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Amelia and Chris are about to be paired up with

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one of our celebrity rhyming teams, but to help them choose

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they need to see them in action.

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I'm going to give each one of you a rhyme to solve.

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There are no points at stake,

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it's just a chance to show who's terrific and who's horrific.

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Luke, you're first.

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Is your impersonator a terminator?

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OK, that's, Tony, Tony, Tony Blair.

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Tony Blair, Tony Blair as Paddington Bear.

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Well done.

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Tony Blair, Paddington Bear.

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Roxanne, here's your test, give it your best.

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Aye, aye, aye, aye. Aye, aye, aye, aye -

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Jamie...

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What's his surname?

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Agh! Agh! JB Gill on a windmill.

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So quick! God, that was quick.

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You were on it like a bonnet.

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JB Gill, your rhyme if you will.

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OK.

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Tom Cruise, wearing shoes.

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-Well, what sort of shoes?

-Clown shoes.

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Clown shoes. You would have got away with that.

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Debra, put your incredible voice to your rhyming choice.

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-AS LORRAINE:

-Oh, I know this one.

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It's... No, no, that's very green smelly feet,

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so Lorraine Kelly is very smelly.

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-Yeah, that'll do, yeah.

-Lorraine Kelly's feet are smelly.

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Yeah, Lorraine Kelly's feet are smelly. So, there you go.

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Who are using their brains and who are feeling the strains?

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We've put our celebrities to the test, but now it's Amelia

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and Chris's turn.

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Let's play Find The Rhyme.

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This is a quickfire round and whoever guesses most

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rhymes in two minutes gets first pick at the team.

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On your buzzers. Find the rhyme.

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BUZZER

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Ryan Giggs picking up wigs?

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Spot on. Well done. Next one.

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BUZZER

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Go on, Chris.

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A stork...putting Len Goodman on with chalk?

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Yeah, that's nice. Yeah, well done.

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It's not a celebrity.

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-It's just a...

-Ma...

-BUZZER

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-Chris.

-Man in a pan?

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-Yes.

-Sorry, Amelia.

-Amelia...

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BUZZER

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-Chris again.

-Fox in socks.

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Nice, well done. Here we go.

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BUZZER Chris.

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Shark playing the harp?

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No, it's not, no. Amelia.

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Is it carp playing the harp?

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Yes. A carp playing a harp. Next one.

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BUZZER

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Yes, Chris.

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Jarvis Cocker coming out of a locker.

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Yes.

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BUZZER

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A deer on a pier.

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Correct, Chris.

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You're amazing!

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Who is it?

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It's a wife of a president.

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I'll give you... BUZZER

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Michelle Obama...

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Amelia. Obama, in a...

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In a drama!

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Well, that'll do, costume drama.

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Yeah, here we go.

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BUZZER

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-Chris?

-Giraffe in a bath?

-Yep.

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Come on, Amelia. Get that finger working.

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BUZZER Yes, Amelia.

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A dragon pulling a wagon.

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Thank you. ALARM

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So, let's have a look.

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Who's choosing the best and who's stuck with the rest?

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It's time for the scores.

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Amelia. Well done.

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You've got 3. Not bad.

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Early start.

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Chris, you've got my favourite number.

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What is it, everyone?

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-AUDIENCE:

-7!

-7!

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Well done.

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Which means, Chris, you can pick your team.

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You can go with Luke and Roxanne. They're looking gorgeous.

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Or JB and Debra. It's your choice.

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I think I'm going to go with JB and Debra this time.

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APPLAUSE

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Which means, Amelia, you're with Luke and you're with Roxanne.

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Perfect.

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OK, so, it's team up time with your partners in rhyme.

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Here we go.

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So, Chris, what possessed you to choose JB and Debra, then?

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I was impressed with their answers in the first round.

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They both look like they know exactly what's going on with the rhymes.

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They're fast. I couldn't be more happy with these two.

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So, you think it's going to be a dream team you've got going on here?

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I love that. Yes, we are the dream team.

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-No pressure, JB.

-I know.

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-Amelia.

-Yeah?

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You're quite happy with who you've got, I'm sure.

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-Well, I've got to be, so...

-What! Fuming!

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No, I'm joking, I'm joking.

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-We wanted you.

-I wanted you too.

-Yeah.

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OK, now we've got our teams, we'll reset the scores to zero

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and play Mime The Rhyme.

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In this round we're giving some clues about famous people

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doing something that rhymes with their name.

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Chris won last round, so plays first.

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Debra must describe the celebrity and JB must mime the action.

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Each team will be given five clues

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and you've got 30 seconds for each clue.

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Let's play Mime The Rhyme.

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Ah, um, this person falls over a lot.

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Um, but I'm a midwife now.

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-Er, Call The Midwife, er, Miranda Hart.

-Yes.

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Miranda Hart. What's she doing?

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Miranda Hart playing darts.

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Yes! Miranda Hart throwing a dart. Well done, Chris.

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Next one.

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Oh, um, OK, kind of American Italian, film star.

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Robert De Niro?

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Who-ha!

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Er, smells like a woman, a lady who's smells, smelly,

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Scent Of A Woman. Who-ha.

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-Al Pacino.

-Al Pacino.

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Al Pacino, er, eating something too hot.

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-Yeah.

-Al Pacino eating a jalapeno.

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Oh! APPLAUSE

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Let's have a look.

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Al Pacino eating a jalapeno. Well done.

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Next one.

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Oh, OK. Um, er...

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TV cook from Bake Off. Yes!

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-Ah, James Bond.

-Paul Hollywood.

-What's he doing?

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Er, Paul Hollywood...

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Very good, yep, yay! Woo!

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Woo! Woo!

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What sort of dancing?

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Got to rhyme with Hollywood.

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Bollywood! Paul Hollywood dancing Bollywood. Yay.

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Come on!

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APPLAUSE

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-Ah, let's have a look.

-There you go.

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Paul Hollywood dancing Bollywood. Well done. OK.

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Here we go, we're moving on.

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Oh, er, right, well, you know,

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I've had my knockers in my time.

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-Um, Katie Price.

-Katie Price.

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Can't look that way, can I?

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Oh, no, you can, no, you can't.

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He can't look that way, so it don't work.

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Ooh, ooh, look.

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Katie Price is scared of mice.

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Hey! CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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Well done. You got them all!

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Katie Price is scared of mice. Lovely.

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You're doing good. Here we go.

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Last one.

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Oh, er, OK, another Hollywood star.

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Um, he was in There's Something About Mary and Zoolander.

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Oh, er...

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What's JB doing? What's JB doing?

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He's doing the snake.

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No, he ain't. No he's not.

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No, a snake is smaller. It's...

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-I'm not supposed to describe that.

-A terrapin? A snail?

-No, give over.

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-The lizard?

-Shut up.

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Zoolander?

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He's doing the, what's the little...

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Caterpillar.

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He's doing the caterpillar. Now, now.

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Who's the guy?

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-Um...

-Rhymes with Len.

-Ben...

-Yes!

-ALARM

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-Caterpillar.

-Ben Caterpillar?!

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Ben Stiller.

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Stiller doing the caterpillar.

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Well, that's time up. Well done. Please rejoin your team.

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Lovely. CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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Well done. Well done.

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Amelia, your turn now. Come and join us.

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And you, Roxanne. Yep.

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Luke, you will be describing the famous person.

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Roxanne, you're miming the action. Let's play Mime The Rhyme.

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OK, here we go.

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OK. Er, he's got a chat show, he offers drinks.

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-COCKNEY ACCENT:

-He sort of talks like, that you know,

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-he's got glasses.

-Harry Hill.

-No, not, no not Harry Hill.

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No. Come on, you know who it is. I sort of laugh like the, oh...

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He wears glasses.

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Teeth. I've got lovely teeth. Oh, come on, darling.

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Rock guitar. Electrocution?

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I thought you said you were going to be good at this, Amelia.

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What rhymes with guitar and is a comedian?

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ALARM Guitar...

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Guitar...

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-Electric guitar!

-Electric guitar...

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-What's his name again?

-Alan Carr.

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No! That's... I'm upset.

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Alan Carr playing an electric guitar was fabulous.

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-Right, we've got this now. Come on.

-Now, come on. Here we go.

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Get ready.

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OK, right, er, American.

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He's er, in poli...

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-AMERICAN ACCENT:

-He sounds like that. He's got a great voice.

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He's orange.

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-Donald Trump. Donald Trump...

-Donald Trump, Yeah.

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-Is...

-Doing?

-Doing.

-Hop?

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-Jumped. Hopscotch, jump, jump.

-No.

-Bump.

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He's doing three things, three things. What's he doing?

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Hop, hop, skip and jump?

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Wahey!

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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Oh!

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That's, that's just mine and Roxanne's thing.

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Donald Trump doing the hop, skip and jump. Lovely.

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Well done. OK. You're on a roll now.

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Here we go. Next one.

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OK. Er, think Strictly. Judge. Not Len.

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-FLAMBOYANT VOICE:

-He talks very, very much like that.

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He's very, very good my darling. Wasn't he wonderful?

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He's filmic. Strictly. I'm in charge. I'm Italian.

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You know?

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-Gino...

-Gino?

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LAUGHTER

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-Don't you watch Strictly?

-No.

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-I've never seen Strictly in my life.

-AUDIENCE:

-Ooooh!!!

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LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE

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ALARM

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It's all right, Len.

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I'm so sorry.

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And when we met backstage it was all like, "Oh, Len, I love you..."

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I do love you.

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-What do you love him off?

-I just love his face.

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LAUGHTER

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Well, let's have a look.

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It was Bruno Tonioli being a goalie.

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-She was a goalie.

-Was being a goalie.

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-She was a goalie.

-Oh, a goalie.

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-But nothing would have helped you with the...

-Ah, no.

-No.

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-I'm so bad.

-That was bad.

-That was...

-Amelia, that was really shameful.

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Right. Thanks, Len, thanks, Len.

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Mind you, the... Draw a line under that. Next one's coming.

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Come on, focus.

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OK. Right, I'm a diver. I was in the Olympics.

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-Tom Hardy. That's not his name.

-Not Hardy!

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-Tom Daley! Tom Daley!

-Tom Daley.

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Is doing a ceilidh.

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Yeah, well done!

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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There you are, Tom Daley doing a ceilidh. Well done.

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Next one, here we go.

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OK, right. A comedian. Um, I wear tight trousers.

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I once went out with Katy Perry, mate.

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I like me politics.

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Um, I'm, I've got lovely hair, with, like, I've got a beard

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and isn't it wonderful? A f-f-riend.

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You're, you're a fop for me. Er...

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Went out with Katy Perry.

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-Katy Perry...

-Russell Brand!

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Russell Brand. Now, what's he doing? What's happened?

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He's in, what rhymes with Brand? What rhymes with Brand?

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-Sinking. You're sinking?

-Oh...

-ALARM

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In quicksand!

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Russell Brand...

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in quicksand.

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I had such high hopes.

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You've let us all down.

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You could not have done more.

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I was in the carpet, Len.

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Yeah, you were nigh on through the pile.

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You were really sinking down.

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Well, that's time up, well done. Please rejoin your team.

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-Don't worry. Don't worry. Never mind.

-I'm sorry.

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So, after that mime time, let's have a look at the scores.

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Amelia, you have 2.

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Chris, 4.

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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It's all still to play for as we go into Round 3, Rhyme Watch.

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I'm about to show you a short film.

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Hidden in the film are seven pairs of rhymes to find.

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If you spot the rhyme, please write them down.

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There's a point for each correct pair.

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Today, abracadabra, magician Ben Hart.

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That'll be 20, mate.

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Have you got any paper?

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Oh, nearly forgot your tip.

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DRAMATIC MUSIC

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COUGHING

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I think I'm at the wrong audition.

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How many did you get at home?

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Let's see if you were right. Here we go.

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Feet and street.

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-We went for brogue, road.

-That's...

-Ah.

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OK, well, Chris, you've got that. Let move on.

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Money and bunny. Both got that.

0:19:240:19:27

-Well done.

-Aw.

0:19:270:19:29

Next one. Audition, magician.

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Aw.

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Does that rhyme?

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It rhymes perfectly well, thank you, Debra.

0:19:360:19:39

Moving on, choke and smoke.

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Yes.

0:19:420:19:43

Yes. Amelia, yes, Chris? Lovely.

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-Next one.

-Yay!

0:19:460:19:48

-Pink, drink?

-Yep, we got that.

0:19:480:19:50

-You don't want them to get, Amelia, you want to...

-Oh, yeah.

-yep.

0:19:500:19:53

I fully understand. Moving on.

0:19:530:19:55

Ah.

0:19:550:19:56

No-one got that.

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IRONIC CHEERING

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Next one.

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-Shakespeare, disappear.

-Aw.

0:20:020:20:04

-What did we get?

-Nobody got that.

0:20:070:20:08

So, your scores for Rhyme Watch are...

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with 3 points, Amelia,

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4 points, Chris.

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But how does that leave the teams overall?

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Amelia, you've got 5,

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Chris, you've got 8.

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But there are more points to be won before the next round is done.

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Whoever is in the lead after this round will go on to

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tackle our endgame and play for the holiday.

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:20:350:20:36

# Feeling hot, hot, hot

0:20:360:20:37

# Feeling hot, hot, hot... #

0:20:390:20:41

AUDIENCE CLAP ALONG

0:20:410:20:44

It's time for News at Len.

0:20:440:20:47

BIG BEN GONG

0:20:470:20:49

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:20:490:20:52

NEWS-STYLE FANFARE

0:20:520:20:54

Good evening, I'm Len Goodman and this is the News at Len.

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I have four news stories

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and you must work out the rhyming headlines that go with them.

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Listen carefully but don't buzz in until I ask for your headline.

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There are two points for each correct answer.

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It's time for tonight's News at Len.

0:21:180:21:21

BONG! First up, music news.

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Beyonce is said to be furious with her rapper husband.

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He sits in his pants all day and never helps around the house.

0:21:280:21:32

"He'd better start pulling his finger out," she said,

0:21:320:21:35

"otherwise he'll have 100 problems."

0:21:350:21:38

What's the headline?

0:21:380:21:40

BOING! Chris.

0:21:400:21:41

Jay Z being lazy.

0:21:410:21:42

Let's have a look.

0:21:420:21:43

# Today I don't feel like doing anything... #

0:21:430:21:47

APPLAUSE Jay Z being lazy.

0:21:470:21:49

Well done!

0:21:510:21:53

Next up!

0:21:530:21:54

BONG! Technology news.

0:21:540:21:58

The founder of Microsoft is barely recognisable any more

0:21:580:22:01

thanks to lifting dumbbells ten hours a day.

0:22:010:22:04

"There's nothing micro or soft about him," said a source.

0:22:040:22:08

"He's thinking about renaming the company, Megatough."

0:22:080:22:13

What's the headline?

0:22:130:22:14

BELL RINGS Amelia.

0:22:140:22:16

-Bill Gates lifting weights.

-Let's have a look?

0:22:160:22:19

GROANING

0:22:190:22:20

Hey, hey, well done. APPLAUSE

0:22:200:22:22

Bill Gates is lifting weights. Next up.

0:22:230:22:26

BONG! Show business news.

0:22:260:22:29

Choristers at Westminster Abbey were surprised

0:22:290:22:33

when an EastEnders hard man joined their ranks this week.

0:22:330:22:36

He normally plays the landlord at the Queen Vic

0:22:360:22:39

but now he's singing hymns like, # Ole, ole, ole, ole! #

0:22:390:22:44

What's the headline?

0:22:440:22:45

BELL RINGS Amelia!

0:22:450:22:47

Danny Dyer joined the choir!

0:22:470:22:49

Yeah!

0:22:490:22:51

Let's have a look.

0:22:510:22:52

APPLAUSE

0:22:520:22:54

Yep, Danny Dyer has joined the choir.

0:22:540:22:57

And finally...

0:22:570:22:59

BONG! Hollywood news.

0:22:590:23:00

One of the world's biggest actors has started going

0:23:000:23:03

into financial institutions and demanding money with menace.

0:23:030:23:07

The LA chief of police thinks maybe he thinks he's on one of this films,

0:23:070:23:11

like Forrest Gump, or Bridge Of Spies, but this isn't big or clever.

0:23:110:23:18

What's the headline?

0:23:180:23:19

BELL RINGS Amelia.

0:23:190:23:21

-Tom Hanks...

-..Works in a bank.

0:23:210:23:24

-He what?

-Tom Hanks and banks.

-Tom Hanks...

-..Works in the banks.

0:23:240:23:29

-What do you say?

-Tom Banks robbing banks.

0:23:290:23:32

-Tom Banks...

-Tom Hanks robbing banks.

-Let's have a look.

0:23:320:23:35

# Running around robbing banks all day... #

0:23:350:23:38

Tom Hanks robbing banks.

0:23:380:23:40

APPLAUSE

0:23:400:23:42

And that's all for News at Len. I tell you what, I'm all bonged out!

0:23:420:23:46

BONG!

0:23:460:23:47

So, after those bing-bong ding-dongs, let's have the scores

0:23:510:23:56

and who's going on to the final round to play for the holiday.

0:23:560:24:01

Amelia, 9 points.

0:24:010:24:02

Wahey!

0:24:020:24:04

Chris, you've got 12.

0:24:040:24:06

Whoo!

0:24:060:24:07

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:24:070:24:09

Which means, through to play for the holiday is Chris.

0:24:090:24:13

Well done.

0:24:130:24:14

Well, Amelia's team, you did OK, but it just wasn't your day,

0:24:150:24:19

but you're not going to get a 10 from Len,

0:24:190:24:22

you're going to get a pen from Len. FANFARE PLAYS

0:24:220:24:24

-Look at that.

-Aww.

0:24:250:24:27

-It's you!

-Great.

0:24:290:24:32

Isn't that great? I'd want one, wouldn't you?

0:24:320:24:35

Thank you, Amelia.

0:24:350:24:36

Thank you, Roxanne, thank you, Luke.

0:24:360:24:39

What a great team, well done.

0:24:390:24:40

Let's give them a nice round of applause.

0:24:400:24:43

APPLAUSE

0:24:430:24:47

Chris, congratulations on making through to our final round.

0:24:480:24:52

Come and join me in the middle for the final riddle.

0:24:520:24:55

It's Rhyme Against Time.

0:24:550:24:57

Well, Chris, your partners have taken you this far,

0:25:030:25:07

but here's where you've got to go it alone.

0:25:070:25:10

If you can rhyme against time,

0:25:100:25:12

you'll be wearing a bikini in Santorini.

0:25:120:25:15

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:25:150:25:17

On the screen, you'll see a clock split into six segments.

0:25:210:25:25

Each segment contains a three-part rhyme.

0:25:250:25:28

Like a cat in a hat on a bobble mat.

0:25:280:25:31

You must solve all six segments to win.

0:25:310:25:34

If you get stuck you can move on,

0:25:340:25:37

but you must eventually do all six in the time.

0:25:370:25:40

Six on the board, you're going abroad.

0:25:400:25:43

Let's play Rhyme Against Time.

0:25:430:25:46

APPLAUSE

0:25:460:25:49

Here we go.

0:25:500:25:52

OK, that's Jonathan Ross eating candyfloss...

0:25:530:25:57

Who's the other lady?

0:25:570:25:58

Er, with Kate Moss.

0:25:580:26:00

Yep, moving on!

0:26:000:26:02

APPLAUSE

0:26:020:26:03

That's Gareth Malone...

0:26:030:26:05

-Yep.

-..er, on the phone.

0:26:050:26:08

With some...eau de... with some cologne.

0:26:090:26:11

Yep. Good one. APPLAUSE

0:26:110:26:14

Um - Ferris wheel?

0:26:160:26:19

Er, I don't know who she is...

0:26:190:26:22

She's a singer. Hello?

0:26:220:26:24

-Oh, Adele?

-Adele?

0:26:240:26:26

-Adele...on a pole...

-On a, what they called?

0:26:260:26:30

On a...

0:26:300:26:31

-It's a musical.

-A carousel.

0:26:310:26:33

A carousel. How's she looking?

0:26:330:26:35

-Swell.

-No.

-Adele, looking swell...

0:26:350:26:38

I'll come back to it.

0:26:380:26:40

You're nearly there. Moving on.

0:26:400:26:42

Stephen Fry with a blinking eye... with a bonsai. Pruning a bonsai.

0:26:430:26:49

Stephen Fry, pruning a bonsai in a sty.

0:26:490:26:51

Good, next one.

0:26:510:26:53

APPLAUSE

0:26:530:26:54

Taylor Swift with a gift in a lift.

0:26:570:26:59

Love it!

0:26:590:27:01

APPLAUSE

0:27:010:27:02

-Victor Meldrew.

-No.

-No.

0:27:030:27:06

Er...

0:27:060:27:07

It's an actor. Famous British actor.

0:27:070:27:10

Michael Caine on a train...

0:27:100:27:13

-What's he wearing?

-Flat cap?

0:27:130:27:14

Round his neck. What's he got round his neck?

0:27:140:27:17

Michael Caine, on a train, with some, er....

0:27:170:27:18

-What's it called, it's round his neck.

-Necklace.

0:27:180:27:21

No, it's...Michael Caine on a train...

0:27:210:27:23

A gold chain.

0:27:230:27:25

Here we go. APPLAUSE

0:27:250:27:27

Adele on a carousel, feeling well.

0:27:280:27:33

-No, if you're not feeling well...

-Feeling unwell!

0:27:330:27:36

-Unwell!

-We got it!

0:27:360:27:38

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:27:380:27:40

You've won the holiday. Well done.

0:27:420:27:44

# Feeling hot, hot, hot!

0:27:440:27:46

# Feeling hot, hot, hot!

0:27:480:27:50

# Feeling hot, hot, hot! #

0:27:520:27:54

Well, that's it for Partners In Rhyme for today.

0:27:540:27:56

A big thank you

0:27:560:27:58

to Luke, Roxanne,

0:27:580:28:01

to JB and to Debra.

0:28:010:28:03

We'll see you again soon and remember, if you've got the time...

0:28:040:28:07

-ALL:

-Len's got the rhyme.

0:28:070:28:08

Len's got the rhyme. Goodnight. God bless.

0:28:080:28:11

There's been rhymes from the start of time

0:28:210:28:23

Get a word or a name, one that sounds the same

0:28:230:28:26

Poems, sonnets, limericks, verses

0:28:260:28:29

Rhymes in love and rhymes in curses

0:28:290:28:31

I've been rhyming since a very young man

0:28:310:28:34

But that was Cockney rhyming slang

0:28:340:28:36

This is the end

0:28:360:28:38

We're all out of time

0:28:380:28:39

You've had a good game

0:28:390:28:40

You've had a good rhyme

0:28:400:28:42

Join us again for more larks and mishaps

0:28:420:28:45

That's the end for tonight And that's a wrap.

0:28:450:28:47

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