Episode 2 Let's Dance for Sport Relief

Walk with every fibre of your being if you've missed us. Last week,

five acts danced for Sport Relief and your viewing pleasure. Tameka

and Laurie., Terry Alder done. Ton -- Terry Alderton. Darren Gough.

Tony and David. Angelos and Ulrica. But it was Tam eebg is a and

Laurie's outrageous Lady Gaga and Terry Alderton's Tina Turner who

made it through to the final. But CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

VOICEOVER: It's Let's Dance For Sport Relief. And your commentator

presenter, Alex Jones and Steve CHEERING

Hello. Welcome to Let's Dance. It is week two and we are live. This

is the show where celebrities break free from their day jobs and dance

like no-one's watching! The problem is, a lot of you are watching. So

maybe next year, we'll do the show on radio. We're thinking about it?

After last week's rip-roaring success, this week, we've invited

another five shreb if I acts to show us their finest moves.

celebs want to leave with their dignity in tact. That's not going

to happen! More importantly, to raise as much money for a very good

Wass, Sport Relief. That is going to happen.

-- We can't promise you great dancing. We can promise you

fantastic music. The sensational Alexandra Burke will be in the

studio. CHEERING And fresh from picking up two BRIT

Awards this week, we're thrilled that the amazingly talented Ed

Sheeran will also be performing. CHEERING Tonight, only two acts can

go through to our final. You at home pick one of them and our panel

will pick the other. The word panel suggests expertise. They don't come

more qualified than a man who has fox and dofs as friends. A radio

host who's tall and thin. And the least qual of all three, a man

who's won Let's Dance. It is Vic Reeves, Rufus Hound and Iain Lee.

AUDIENCE WOOF That is our angelic panel. Hard to

believe one is a Let's Dance champion. It is either the thin one

or the one with hair on his face! We'll hear lots more from them

during the show. First, let's see who's dancinging first tonight.

Eddie "the Eagle". ExOlympic skier. Comedian, miles up. -- Miles Jupp.

Actress, Alice Barry. Comedian and Amy and Harry. There they are.

Rufus, you've danced and won before. So, using your expertise, share

with us the ingredients of a perfect dance. The trick is you

have to conjure up every ounce of dignity, self-respect, bin them and

dance around like like a twonk! Iain, you've been on this stage. Do

you have any words of advice for what they need to do out there?

OK, thank you for your honesty. you're highly respected in the

dance world. What will you be looking out for tonight?

expectations are dynamically low. Probably best. I'm hoping for a

good old knees up. It's going to happen. Ladies and gentlemen, your

panel. Enjoy them. Good judging. Good judging.

Now, there's a certain type of person we love here on et Let's

Dance. You have to be brave. need a sense of fun. And not be

afraid of embarrassing yourselfs in front of millions of people. Look

no further than ski jumper extraordinaire Eddie "the Eagle"

Edwards. I'm Britain's first ever ski jumper. VOICEOVER: In 1988, the

world watched as a legend was born. Against all odds, a hero emerged.

And walked amongst us. A beacon of hope and humanity. He inspired us

all. And, as the impossible became possible... We believed a man could

fly. COMMENTATOR: The eagle has landed.

Eddie "the Eagle" finished last. VOICEOVER: 20 years later, Eddie

"the Eagle" Edwards has returned to remind the world that winning is

for losers. Well somebody's got to come last!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE Actually, a bit of a scoop here,

Alex. This is a sneak speak of the 2012 opening Olympic ceremony. This

is what Danny Boyle's been doing for the last six months. Can't wait

to see it. For Sport Relief, dancing for us is Eddie "the Eagle"

Apology for the loss of subtitles for 130 seconds

MUSIC: Soul Bossa Nova CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Oh, that was quite the crowd pleaser. Thank you to the royal

legion band from Romford. They enjoyed. That did you? I loved

every minute of it. Do you think the panel enjoyed it? I hope so,

yes. Shall we find out? Rufus? You've Austin Powers dance moves

but the elephant man's voice! You had a smile on your face. You mutt

a smile on everybody here's face. As Austin Powers said, gravy, baby.

Poor Eddie he is struggling with those teeth. Be kind. Iain? He has

a smile cos he can't have one. A cross between Dennis Pen he is is,

Peter Noon and my uncle. But that's what the sixties were like, we're

led to believe! Vic? Doesn't he look like the great Roy Castle?

That was technically the most pro- fishent dance ever performed. I

believe personally, it was excellent. Well done. Thank you.

Thank you, panel. A good start. If you think Eddie should go flying

into the final pick up the phone into the final pick up the phone

into the final pick up the phone into the final pick up the phone

and vote for him. Don't

Don't forget to ask the bill payer's perings. When you do,

you'll be raising money for Sport Relief which is why we're all here.

Eddie "the Eagle" Edwards, what a guy, thank you.

Off you go. A performer to the last. Our next

act is a comedian who's C CV boasts appearances on Mock The Week. He

doesn't mention Let's Dance, let's find out why that is. It's Miles

Jupp. I'm an ebgter and comedian. Very, very keen dancer. If anyone's

to blame for the recession, it was the television news telling us

there would be a recession and obediently going along with it. Hi,

is everyone comfortable, excited about camping, hiking Is it true

you're doing Let's Dance For Sport Relief. No, I'm doing let's dance

for comic relief. It's not comic relief, it's Sport Relief this year.

You won't get to meet Richard Curtis, if that's why you're doing

it. Seriously, miles, if you do this, you'll look like the biggest

CLEEP... BLEEB What makes you think people want to see you dance?

of your family, Miles, they don't want to see this. I came here to

get my mind off dancing, I drove out here, put the tent up, made

sandwiches. So can you just shut up about the dancing. Tell us what

song you're dancing to and we won't mention it again. I'm going to be

I've seen him in rehearsals. I promise you, he does look a total

car horn! Anyway, call the fire brigade and possibly a paramedic

for Sport Relief dancing to Firestarter by The Prodigy, it's

Apology for the loss of subtitles for 130 seconds

MUSIC: Firestarter CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Look Steve, we have a standing ovation.

A standing ovation. Thank you for bringing The Prodigy to prime time

Saturday night. How was that for you, you wonderful, wonderful man?

That really felt like coming home. Were you expecting that It was

extraordinary. What a weird feeling! Quite sick!

LAUGHTER Do you think it went well? I can't

tell, I am not an expert. Shall we throw to the experts?

Rufus. I wondered what it would be like if you gave Denis the as Or

vil's haircut and too many Smarties? There is a lovely woman

in Windsor wondering what happened to her little sausage. I am not

your mother, I am a man looking at another man and I am filled with

nothing, but respect. That was phenomenal.

APPLAUSE Iain. I have to break the hearts of

my niece and nephew, that's Archie from Balamory. I thought it was

amazing. How does your theology degree help you with this?

LAUGHTER Any help at all? Answer the man.

It has been enormously helpful. Thanks for bringing it up! It

enables me to see the difference between good and evil.

And God moves in mysterious ways. I thought that was fantastic, Miles.

And Vic, your twopenny's worth. Yes, it was rural...

LAUGHTER It was dynamic. It had every

portion of the ingredients I require, I believe you are a Dr

Zuus character. Yes.

I was dancing in the style of a young frightened mouse!

If Miles got you fired up at home, If Miles got you fired up at home,

note down this number: Remember don't call now as lines

reason open. Also remember your calls raise

money for Sport Relief. Thank you very much, Miles Jupp.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE I I really like that jumper.

I liked the hairdo. Viewers of a nervous disposition,

you should look away now. Her act is shameless m she has been known

to take her clothes off for charity. It is the quite extraordinary,

Hi, I'm Alice Barry, an actor from Shameless. Today I am a dancer.

Come to our house for a brew. As a star of Shameless, Alice Barry

is a household name in Manchester. South Manchester. Well, the

Chapsworth Estate. Hi, love. All right? You are not

going to believe how much family I have got ill this week. It is

ridiculous. This is Mr Pizza. He sent me these love letters and I

don't like pizza. This jump eel has written to me three times. He has

even turned up at me house, but I don't let him in, I'm playing hard

to get. What's this? I have got two tickets for that Let's Dance For

Sport Relief. Ah, that's that fancy show on the telly. This must be

front row seats. Maybe I should take Mr Pizza.

Alice, these aren't audience tickets. These are tickets to

perform in the show. What? There must have been a mistake. I haven't

danced since 1976. Look on the bright side, at least

you will get to meet Steve Jones. Oh Steve yons, when I -- Jones,

when I get hold of him I'm going CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Really, well, let me tell you, Alice... And I can do that stuff

all night long, baby. LAUGHTER

I hope you are all mentally prepared for this at home! For

Apology for the loss of subtitles for 130 seconds

Sport Relief, dancing to Outside by Come and join us Alice Barry, you

national treasure. You dance like George Michael drives.

You have got a lovely bum. That was deep. That really was.

LAUGHTER What is happening, Alice Alice?

I thought it was a joke. Let's go to the panel and I'm going

to call my lawyer! LAUGHTER

Alice, you looked like, if you weren't doing that in the studio

tonight, you would have been doing it at home. It felt like you have

been waiting your life for this, I would be surprised if the number of

people wanting to become Community Support Officers doesn't rocket as

a result of that phenomenal work. Well done.

Iain. Every man should do what Alice has

done to Steve! You captured the sexiness of the

LAPD in - they are a sexy police force and you brought that along.

It is not the first time Rufus has been kissed by a police person.

Well done, Alice. Wonderful is too weak a word for it.

Did you think it was wonderful? was smoking a pipe over there by

the gas tank. I must pull up Iain because I believe it is the NYPL

and not the LAPD and this can go on all night long!

You can take it outside. So if you don't want to see Alice

thrown outside, you can vote for her when the lines open after

everyone has performed. The number you need is:. When you call, your

money will go to Sport Relief projects in the world's poorest

countries and throughout the UK. Thank you very much, Alice Barry.

See you later. CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Oh, she likes you! She likes a bit of you.

Me andering away there. OK. Taking her time. Our next act

left her job as a prison officer to become a stand-up comedian. We have

seen a host of crimes against dance this evening. Let's hope she

doesn't add to them this evening, it is Ava Vidal.

Hi, I'm Ava Vidal. Ordinarily I am a stand-up comedian, but tonight I

am a dancer. I don't know if we have got any

teachers here at all. You are a teacher? Oh, well, I don't like you.

LAUGHTER So, how can I help you? I have got

a really serious problem. It is taking over my life. It is a

I have tried to stop. I can't. I can't eat. I can't sleep. And once

it takes over me, nothing can get in my way.

This is out of control. How do you sleep at night?

I've done some really terrible things to get what I want.

There has got to be something you can do.

I can't help you. Nobody can.

Tickets for tonight. # There's no businesslike show

business # Like no business I know know #

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE Let's get serious for a moment,

kids. Don't do dance. We see a casual tap of the foot and

before you know it, you end up doing this on the telly. Dancing to

Apology for the loss of subtitles for 130 seconds

Get Happy, dancing for Sport Relief, CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Eva, You have to be haby with that. It was professional stuff! You have

to be happy with that. I'm tired. I had really good fun. Shall we find

out what the panel thought? Yes, please. Rufus? Cheerl you were

tired because at the end there, I could see you puffing! I think it

was a penguin? Was it? Absolutely wonderful. It was glamorous, sexy

wonderful. Well done. CHEERING

WOULD YOU AGREE, IAIN? YES. OK. YOU MAY EXPAND. I thought that was a

dance. It definitely was. Excuse lie -- excuse my language. It was

blooming excellent. Well done, you. Thank you. How can you have those

glasses on the whole time? Where have they come from? Where I keep

my spectacles. I thought it was marvellous. It ignited the passion

in me I thought dormant. I especially liked to see the penguin.

The tyrant of the Antarctic! Well done. Thank you very much.

CHEERING I don't know what it means but I like it. Still, if Ava made

you happy, make sure you vote for you happy, make sure you vote for

you happy, make sure you vote for her later on.

Don't call yet, your vote won't count and you may still be charged.

See you later. CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

OK, our final act tonight have gleaming white teeth a mahogany

spray tan and a slightly confused expression. I didn't know you were

dancing tonight! So funny! No, Alex, it's Amy Childs and Harry Derbidge.

Hi, we're best known from he is ex. You all right, babe? What can I do

for you today? What are you doing, babe? I'm a little worried, babe.

What's up, babe. My exposure, at the moment I'm mega famous. I can't

afford a dip in my profile. shut up, there's loads you can do.

I've done Big Brother. You was well good at that. I've done my reality

show, It's All About Amy, Have they won any more awards since you left

the only way is Essex? No, babe. They are making a new series of

Let's Dance For Sport Relief. what is it? I don't know but it'll

definitely keep your profile up? Amazing. Shall I do it? Can you

dance? No. You're looking a bit Paisey. What do you think? Prime-

time BBC One? All right. One more coat, babe? 100%!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE Topping up Harry's spray tan is not

just long-lasting but weather proof and suitable for all types of

garden furniture and decking. Dancing to Me Against The Music by

Madonna and Britney all in the name $$BOTTOM

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MUSIC: Me Against The Music CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Yes,... That was superb. Fabulous stuff. Amy, you're fantastic. Harry,

are you like a professional dancer? Come on, did you enjoy that?

absolutely loved 2 it. Thank you so much everyone. Amy, you happy?

my God, I can't believe it. I was so nervous. I want to do it again.

You might have to. Rufus? Brilliant, the best dance of the night by far.

CHEERING Amy, at one point you made such a

convincing Madonna, I thought I might adopt me. Harry, some people

will be asking serious questions around about now. There were moves

there I'm pretty sure the male body isn't meant to do yet somehow...

managed it! That was a high standard of dancing, Iain? It was.

It incorporated having inter course with a wall. In the film, there's a

young lad in there. Where's he gone. There's just two beautiful ladies

up on stage. Wow! And Vic, your normal glasses?... They are not my

normal glasses. But my normal teeth which might stop me giving an

opinion. Both ladies were enchanting. One rather more than

the other but it would be rude of me to say which! Fair enough. If

you thought that Amy and Harry were a ream dream teem and deserved a

place in the final then dial: When you do call, you'll be raising

money for Sport Relief which is why we're all here this evening. Amy

and Harry, thank you, guys. and Harry, thank you, guys.

Extremely popular. So, there we are. Five more acts have performed. Fans

of dance up and down the country, it is safe to come and watch your

telly. Only the act with the highest number of your votes have a

place in the final. Our panel will choose between the two acts with

the necks highest number of votes of your choice. You opened the

phone votes last week. Now, it's my turn. Wch and learn. Here with go.

Five, four, there, two, one... The phone lines are now open!

CHEERING that's how it's done! Typically understated. Well done.

Anyway, on this show, we take terms and conditions very seriously. This

week, they are brought to you by a man with a beard and a wobble board.

Can you tell who it is yet! Terrible accent!

Rolf Harris here. They've asked me to tell you the terms and

conditions for Sport Relief. I always say, if a job's worth doing

it should have a wobble board with Here we go.

Now calls cost 15.from a BT landline. Of that 15., 36.5.goes to

Sport Relief. 36.5. Out of 15., that's good. Now, calls from other

network may vary, the cost of them. And of course, the calls from

mobiles will be considerably higher, but you know that. Lines close in

15 mins. Please remember to get the bill

payer's permission. Wonder how he is, old bill. Get the bill payer's

mother mission before the make the call. Visit the website

bbc.co.uk/sportrelief. Pick up the phone and vote.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE Rolf Harris. Thank you, Rolf Harris.

Sublime. So, who would you like to see back

in the final in three weeks' time? Here's a reminder of all tonight's

performances with those all- performances with those all-

Apology for the loss of subtitles for 130 seconds

performances with those all- CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

What a brilliant selection box of dancers. How would you choose?

choosing your favourite child. Over to you, Britain. It's up to you.

Over the past few years, we've seen famous faces doing their bit for

He's about to embark on the most physical challenge on the planet.

We've got a group of unfit celebrities who are embarking on a

trip across the rough Esther rain across the UK.

-- roughest terrain. I did this because it was an epic,

crazy adventure. This is not about being fit or an experience, this is

a really, really difficult challenge.

When you're on a bike, you're physically exhausted. I had a few

moments there and my heart was in my mouth. It is 140 miles, eight

days. It is really long, it's really tough, it's cold and it will

rain. It is very, very hard to move your body through the water when

you feel like you're going to throw up. I had to be tough because I'm

doing it for a big reason which is this amazing charity people believe

in. We're not asking you to do something that extreme. We are

asking you to sign up for a mile. You could run in any of the 17

major citys in the UK. As well as hundreds of local miles.

And this year it will be John Bishop who sets off on his Big

short relief challenge on Monday. Good luck with that. Our next guest

is a very special talent. Over the past year he has taken the nation

by storm and topped it off with two BRIT Awards this week.

Ed Sheeran. Now Ed, an incredible week, I mean

two BRIT Awards. That must have felt amazing? It felt great.

I can't believe I'm about to do that, but I'm going to have to cut

you off there, because we have only got enough time for you to play. So

Alex if you can leave. It is not my fault, it is my producer, Barbara

Lee's fault. # I wanna be drunk when I wake up

# On the right side of the wrong # And every excuse I made up

# Tell you the truth I hate # What didn't kill me

# It never made me stronger at all. # Love will scar your make-up lip

sticks to me # So now I'll maybe leave back

there # I'm sat here wishing I was sober

# I know I'll never hold you like I used to.

# But our house gets cold when you cut the heating

# Without you to hold I'll be freezing

# Can't rely on my heart to beat it # 'Cause you take part of it every

evening # Take words out of my mouth just

from breathing # Replace with phrases like when

you're leaving me. # Should I, should I?

# Maybe I'll get drunk again # I'll be drunk again

# To feel a little love # I wanna hold your heart in both

hands # I'll watch it fizzle at the

bottom of a Coke can # And I've got no plans for the

weekend # So shall we speak then

# Keep it between friends # Though I know you'll never love

me like you used to # There maybe other people like us

# You see the flicker of the clip when they light up

# Flames just create us, burns don't heal like before

# You don't hold me anymore # On cold days Coldplay's out like

the band's the name # I know I can't heal things with a

hand shake # You know I can't change as I

began saying # You cut me wide open like

landscape # Open bottles of beer but never

champagne # We'll applaud you with the sound

that my hands make # Should I, should I?

# Maybe I'll get drunk again # I'll be drunk again

# I'll be drunk again # To feel a little love

# All by myself # All by myself

# I'm here again # All by myself

# You know I'll never change # All by myself

# I'm just drunk again # I'll be drunk again

# Maybe we'll get drunk again # We'll be drunk again

# Feeling a little love # CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE Ed Sheeran there entertaining a

nation. Fabulous. Now much like Studio 54 in New York, our

backstage shenanigans have come to define a a define a generation. You

are thinking how can they top that this week? This is shenanigans,

baby. All your favourite Let's Dance

dancers and Alexandra Burke is serving drinks in here. She is

gorgeous. We have got the world's best darts player, Bobby George.

Touch me. Lovely jubbly.

We would like to celebrate this moment with a 180 on our dartboard.

20. 40. Now let me explain something - in shenanigans, 60 is

180! APPLAUSE

Thank you so much. It is a pleasure to see you, sir.

Cheers, dude. Let's have a chat with two of our

Let's Dance For Sport Relief dancers. I need to know, how does

it compare dancing out there on that stage to taking part of the

ski jump in the Olympics in 1988. think this was was worse.

And more difficult. I am having a wonderful time.

You have really embraced those teeth.

I am trying to. Alice, have you ever ski jumped?

I am too busy working in brothels. You can't say stuff like that on

the BBC. Alice you were encouragable. I will see you later.

Sorry, it is live TV. Anything can happen. Alexandra Burke I'm having

a tough evening. Hello, babes.

Thank you for being our gorgeous bar maid.

I am loving your new single Elephant. Yes, I am.

Who do you think will be victorious? My goodness, that's a

really hard one, but it has got to be my babes over there.

They are very popular? I always say babes and I'm part of that crew

right now, and I like a bit of Britney.

Good luck with your performance, I can't wait. Ava, how are you doing?

I'm good. Did you used to be a prison officer

and if so, where is this sexy as hell prison? It is Pentonville. It

is not so sexy, it is kind of gross. If the officers look like you there,

I am going to go out and rob a bank. I am an exception. The rest look

like they should be there. Miles, oh, yes, what shall I have

one? Please have one. He is trying to sabotage you.

I have only got a minute left. I will just lick my fingers.

Are you enjoying your evening? It is wonderful to see a posh

person embrace that track? You are like The Queen. I am like Her

Majesty, she dances like this when no one is looking.

Thank you very much. Approximately five minutes left to vote. So

please get on it. It does make a world of difference. It really,

really does. Guys, congratulations. I thought

you did a wonderful, wonderful job, are you happy? Really, really happy.

I just thought it went perfect. So let's hope we go through and do

excellent for the charity, you know what I mean.

Shut up though. Shut up. Shut up.

No, shut up. Thank you very much, guys.

Ed Sheeran, Ed Sheeran, hey, look at this. Can I see some form of

identification, you are like 15? Get the hell out of Shenanigans.

Ed Sheeran and congratulation to all of you. They have put in

wonderful work this week. Take a We can do this! Bring it on.

Bring it on, guys. This is so difficult.

I'm really worried at the minute. I didn't expect it to be easy at

all. The thing I have learned on this

show, I can't actually dance. As a sex God, myself, I think he

will pull off Austin Powers to perfection.

At the moment, I'm not nervous, as long as I don't fall on my ass. Am

I allowed to say that? My main competition is probably Amy

& Harry. I have never been chased by a bunch

of chirls. -- girls.

I have to throw him around like a piece of rubbish which I have

always wanted to do to a man so I'm really enjoying it.

I have spent several hours trying to dance the way that they have all

managed to do in two to three minutes.

I do like to get it right. Five, six, come on!

You missed a bit just there and there. FOn FOn

PHONE RINGS Bring it on, big time!

This is home to me! I'm really, really excited about it.

Bring it on! Hopefully, I will have it polished

by the end of the week. CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

So there isn't long left now to vote for your favourite. Two of

tonight agencies acts will make it through to the Grand Final in three

weeks time. As they wait nervously backstage, we will ease their

worries with good luck messages from some of their famous friends.

I want to wish the dancers masses of luck for tonight.

Miles, you certainly started a fire fire with that viewers. Good luck

with the dancing, I hope the rest of the voters think like I do.

Miles, it is all making sense. I am sure you did brilliantly. So listen,

good luck with the voting. Eddie, you are a a brave man. A

very, very brave man. No one has ever doubted your braveness. They

have may have doubted many other things, your timing, your elegant

and your grace, but bravery, you win a medal for that.

Hello Amy & Harry, wishing you lots of luck.

Good luckpm Maybe we should do that next year? What with your two left

feet? Good luck that you will get through to the final.

Good luck, Alice, everyone is routing for you in Manchester --

rooting for you in Manchester. It is a wonder you can stand up let

alone dance. Good luck, you have 110% backing. I

hope you win. I am sure you will dance fan tastically and you --

fantastically and you deserve to win. Good luck. Hover gets it,

fantastic. Well done. CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Celebrity words there saying more than words could.

The lines have closed. If you call now, your vote won't be counted and

your charge maybe charged. Each of your calls will help people

in the world's poorest countries as well as in the UK. We will take a

look at our report from JLS in Uganda.

Although voting voting lines are closed, you can donate with just a

single text. Keep watching to find We're in Uganda it talk to you

about a crisis that is happening here and throughout all of Africa.

It is a crisis that is killing and hurting children. It is not a war.

It is not an earthquake. It is to do with something that we all tabe

for granted -- take for granted - for granted -- take for granted -

water. We are meeting Margaret and her

family. Like lots of people around here, they are forced to use any

means they can to get water. means they can to get water.

And how does it feel to have to give your children the water from

the well even though you know that I was looking at Margaret and I

just thinking about me mum. It is weird. Imagine, you know, your mum

having to deal with that, you know. I think, I don't know, it's, I

don't know, it is just mad. We asked Margaret's sons to show us

It's ridiculous. Can't be it. When you drink the water, how does

it make you feel? And that's the water that they drink. Would you

let your kids drink this water? In my hand right now is the water

filter and purification tablets which will cost just �5. Something

like this will give this family three whole months of water. So,

please, text YES to 7004 now and do what you can. -- 7005.

So, as you just saw, the among the main many ways you can help is

provide clean water. If you want to donate you can give �5 by texting

YES to 7005. The whole �5 will go to spart

relieve. You must be 16 or over. Srb Sport Relief. Now, back to

tonight, it's not long until we find out which acts will make it

through to the Let's Dance final. First, performing Elephant, it is

# You wanna talk, you wanna talk about it.

# Wanna talk, you wanna talk about it? (eh, eh, eh).

# You wanna talk, you wanna talk about it.

# Wanna talk, you wanna talk about it? (eh, eh, eh).

# How you doing?, How was your day? # Small talk, small talk you wanna

play? # You getting further, further away.

# No kiss, no hug, just blank. # And I just can't figure out.

# How it all turned upside down. # And when I look at you right now.

# It's strange 'cause... # I know something going on with

# That's going on with you. # I think you should tell me.

# You've got nothing left to lose. # Ah, there's an elephant standing

in the room. # Ah, though we're all alone.

# It's not just me and you. # You wanna talk, you wanna talk

about it. # Wanna talk, you wanna talk about

it? (eh, eh, eh). # You wanna talk, you wanna talk

about it? # There's an elephant in the room.

# Oh you wanna, wanna explain? # Well your talk is cheap cheap

just say. # You say you're sorry, say you're

to blame. # And you promise and you swear

you'll change. # And I just can't figure out.

# How it all turned upside down. # And when I look at you right now.

# It's strange 'cause... # I know something going on with.

# That's going on with you. # I think you should tell me.

# You've got nothing left to lose. # Ah, there's an elephant standing

in the room. # Ah, though we're all alone.

# It's not just me and you. # You wanna talk, you wanna talk

about it. # Wanna talk, you wanna talk about

it? (eh, eh, eh). # You wanna talk, you wanna talk

about it? # There's an elephant in the room.

# And it's crushing me, there's no room to breath.

# Got me backed against the wall back there.

# And I just can't see, 'cause it's blinding me.

# Coming closer, I can't relax. # You wanna talk, you wanna talk

about it. # Wanna talk, you wanna talk about

it? (eh, eh, eh). # You wanna talk, you wanna talk

about it. # Wanna talk, you wanna talk about

it? (eh, eh, eh). # There's an elephant in the room

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE The Georgeious Burke Burke burbgs,

with her brand new single. So, here I am in the friends and

family area. All the way from Essex we've Harry and Amy's mums, Karen

and Julie. Nice to see you ladies. They stormed it. Really proud.

Really proud. It was really out of her comfort zone but really proud

they did well. Harry looked like a very convincing Britney Spears! Has

he always loved dressing up? really. He done Lady Gaga on it. O

WI E. He said after that he was never going to dress up again. He

said what a good charity and he done it. Nice to meet you, ladies.

Over here, we've Harry and Amy's close personal friends, allowed owe

zily. How do you know each other? I'm a family friend. A friend of

Amy's dad and Harry's mum. OK. Do you think, because you're quite a

fanned gentleman, do you think they'd sufficient fake tan on,

tonight? This is Italian, this is not fake. Don't get confused! Can I

say something before I say anything else, how fantastic everybody done

for this fantastic charity tonight. Obviously Harry and Amy were the

best, I'm not biased. Britney Spears and Madonna, move over.

agree with you, good luck to them. Over here we've Rebecca Front. You

performed as Bjork last year for snus I did. It was much more

relaxing this time. You understand how ter fiving this experience. How

do you think Miles did? He did fantastically well. Hes not a

particularly experienced dancer. But he was really, really good.

Thank you. Over here, we've Ava' son, did you enjoy seeing your mum

perform? Not really! It's awkward for the children. It's for a good

cause and she did quite well. You should be very proud. What

would George make of Alice's performance? I think he'd think it

was totally shameless which it was. She probably has a new career

carved out in his new music video. So, fantastic. She did brilliantly.

And we've Eddie's family out the back there. They are a bit shy to

be on camera. Give us a wave. Good luck to all five acts. It is time

for the results. Over to you, Steve. This is the moment they've all been

waiting for. The moment some of them can go home. There are only

two spaces in the final up for grabs this week. Let's welcome our

five acts back on to the stage. VOICEOVER: Eddie "the Eagle". Amy

VOICEOVER: Eddie "the Eagle". Amy and Harry.

Miles Jupp. Ava Vidal.

And Alice Barry. CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

We've seen five celebrity acts take five aconic dances and not so much

moved to the beat as beat it until it stops moving! Cruel clam! Only

the acts with the highest public vote are guaranteed a place in the

final. Acts, are you ready? Cull on, with gusto. Audience, are you

ready? AUDIENCE Yes! Three random women on the high street, are you

ready? ALL: Yes, we're ready. are you ready? We are ready! Then

let's do this. The first act to get out of the

groove and into a taxi is... Alice Barry.

That's a shock. Did I read that right? What a shock. Sorry, Alice.

The next act whose krump got cramp is...

Oh, it's Ava Vidal. So sorry. Sorry Ava. And then there were

three. Eddie "the Eagle", Miles Jupp and Amy and Harry. One of you

has an am -- automatic place in the final and the other two have a rely

on the panel for the last remaining place. OK, we now have the

remaining result. I can now reveal that the act with

the most public votes this week and going straight into the final is...

Eddie "the Eagle" Edwards. You, Sir, have done it. You're

going through to the Grand Final on March 17th. You've just been voted

by the British public, the best dance act in the world. How does

that feel? Wonderful. Thank you very much. Did you ever imagine, in

all your dreams? Never, never ever. It is wonderful. Would you do us

the honour of performing a wonderful routine for us one more

time? Of course, just for you. Ladies and gentlemen, the wonderful,

the fantastic, Eddie "the Eagle" Edwards.

And, of course, a big round of applause one for time for Alice

Barry and Ava Vidal. Raised a bucket load of cash for Sport

Relief. Thank you, guys. That means we've two acts left.

Miles Jupp and Amy and Harry. Who are the next two most popular with

the viewers. Unfortunately, there's just one more remaining place. It

is over to our panel to decide which act will join Eddie in the

final. It is a tough decision. Shall we have a recap? ALL: Yes,

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE It's a Tuffey. Extremely tough. OK,

panel, who do you think should progress to the final? It's not an

easy job. We'll ask you one by one to give us the name of the act you

want to send through. Let's go to Rufus Hound. I feel the weight of a

nation here. That's because it's on you. Too right! I already said it.

O WI E were the best dance of the night. If I change my mind now I'll

look like a right berk! The act I'm going to save is Mischa B. You berk,

you Walley. I'm going with the one I enjoyed most and that's it. O WI

E. 1-0 to Amy and Harry. First blood. OK, Iain, think long and

hard. Well, not that long. OK, hard and quick. We're better than that,

people! Yes, come on. This is BBC One! This is a horrible position. I

think you were all excellent. It is a tough week. The dance that gave

me the most pleasure, Miles Jupp. This is going down to the wire.

We need a quick name, Sir. We're out of time. Yes, right, well. Yes,

it's a very tricky one. It is like a Harrier jump jet, the dance act

with the most dance ability for me... Got to hear it... It's Miles.

Miles Jupp. He's going to the final. Congratulations. Do you want a

quick word? Everything I wanted. You got it. Let's hear it for the

wonderful Miles Jupp and Amy and Harry. Well done, you've done a

fabulous job for Sport Relief. Sorry we had to rush through it.

Sorry, guys. It's been another riotous night here at Let's Dance.

The juggernaut of dance rolls on next week of the we've dances from

Omid Djalili, Arabella Weir, Skol mills to name but a few. We've

music legend Chris Isaak, plus Tinchy Stryder and Pixie Lott. And

a very special guest performance by David hassle Hoff. If you want to

contribute to the Sport Relief campaign contribute �5 to 7005.

play us out it's the champion, MUSIC: Soul Bossa Nova

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